#dude talks

[badlydrawn-postaldude]

It's been a while, if not a year or more that I haven't used this blog. Art style's changed a ton so here everyone before i post it to my art blog, dude drawn in my new style.

[eridude]

🫵 bugging you because your designs are cool n i need advice

how the heck do i choose an aspect/sign for a Guy? i wanna give Shrimp Scampi a proper symbol [however I'll probably just. A Shimp]

first off WAAA THANK YOU UR AWESOME.

to be honest i don't know a ton about the canonical lore of aspects (i think they're super duper interesting!! like the coolest shit in the fucking world). but like i could not tell you precisely the thematic representation of each one or what they mean(except for Equius. heir of void. void of air. roflcopter. )

my biggest tips for choosing an aspect for Shrimp Scampi (a delightfully wonderful name) is to look through the aspects and choose one that you think corresponds well with the core traits of their personality, their lore, etc. or just pick the one you think would look the most aesthetic on them when they god tier! its all for fun be silly!!!

and i think a silly minimalist shrimp sign would be absolutely perfect.

[badolmen]

People against piracy fail to realize that no, I can’t just ‘buy it.’ They stopped making DVDs and Blu-Rays. They’re barely offering digital copies for download. I am not spending money I could use for food or bills to pay for a subscription service just so I can always have access to a beloved piece of media. Especially not when the service will remove media on a whim without concern for how the loss of access to that piece will make its artistic conservation nigh impossible.

For example, I recently learned that Disney+ had an original film called Crater. It’s scifi, family friendly, and seems cool - I would love to buy it as a holiday gift for my little brother! But: it’s exclusive to D+ and THEY REMOVED IT LITERALLY MONTHS AFTER ITS RELEASE.

The ONLY way I can directly access this film is through piracy. The ONLY available ‘copies’ of this film are hosted on piracy websites. Disney will NEVER release it in theaters, or as something to buy, and it may NEVER return to the streaming service. It will be LOST because we aren’t allowed to purchase it for personal viewing. If I can’t pay to own it, I won’t pay for the privilege of losing it when corporate decides to put it in a vault.

So yes, I’m going to pirate and support piracy.

Edit: if you are able, use $5 you would otherwise use for a streaming subscription to donate to a GazaFunds campaign.

[krysmcscience]

I have some questions about karaoke night, Alex Hirsch. Very Important Questions. Which I will happily scream at a poor hapless baby triangle who can have no answers for me, and possibly also does not have object permanence yet.

Follow-up that is I guess suggestive, but let's be real here, Bill's a fucking triangle:

Dude slipped right into his birthday suit, lmao

this is so stupid :D

Anyway, I don't care what anyone says, this brilliant individual knows what's up - Bill is absolutely way more of a monsterfucker than Ford could or ever will be, full stop.

[lylahammar]

skinny ppl learn to shut the fuck up when the conversation isn't about you challenge

[hitracks]

Close enough. WELCOME BACK SWAG2024

[ghost-bxrd]

Prompt:

Jason insists on being the bait for a joint mission with the Bats. But the moment he starts “screaming” during the interrogation process, Batman calls the whole thing off and smashes right through the window and into the first thug.

Absolutely nobody is surprised by this development. Except Jason.

[nixiecat]

can't believe someone tried to tell me to shave my pits on the hairy dyke pits website

[forecast0ctopus]

yo i think my doctor got in a fistfight

[cosmosnout]

And in the end, Rouge was like, “You know what? Sure.”

[urielbestgirl]

PLS, I CAN'T BELIEVE THE SHOUNEN YAOI TRUTHERS WON!!!

[badlydrawn-postaldude]

Here you go guys, as a little treat while I'm still fighting for motivation on this blog (nothing against y'all of course) you get nottem!

Hatred fans come get your man

[sergle]

I don’t know if there really is any science behind workout routines separated by sex, but even if there is benefit to doing exercise “for women” i don’t give a shit. and i will intentionally seek out guides made For Men. because by and large, this is how the different video thumbnails shake out

[rainpunk07]

hear me out, danny speaking russian (dc x dp hc)

so i was just watching a video about space, right? allegedly, turns out if you (an american) wanna board the international space station you must speak russian fluently since the only way to get there is by a russian shuttle and pilot (nasa apparently ended their own shuttle program way back when??) (don’t quote me on this)

so picture danny learning russian at a relatively young age for the sole hope of going to space and such, and it coming out every once in a while when he’s mumbling or something like that (it’s basically second nature to him)

so danny ends up at gotham for whatever reason (demon twins, reveal gone wrong, idc, they’re all cool) and he wants to start anew, so he pretends to only speak russian?? ig?? it’d make for some funny/interesting BatFam interactions i suppose

i don’t know where i was going with this but i want to read prompts of danny speaking russian

[inkskinned]

i had a dream last night that i organized a tumblr meetup and we all agreed to go to a local bar together. so i go to the bar but it was a really busy night and i didn't want to ask every stranger "are u here for tumblr reasons" bc that's embarrassing and i'm shy. so i just got a drink and felt very awkward & hoped someone would approach me. tried to look inviting and like i was from tumblr but not like i was "from tumblr". when i left some girl stopped me to ask if i was there for the meetup but i was too shy and asked what's tumblr?

in the dream i went home to make a post about how nobody showed up to the tumblr meetup but my entire dash was people saying they'd gone to the bar but were too fucking shy to admit to being on tumblr so we'd all just had a drink and gone home

[m0thxy]

"i dont really like danger days"??ok? cleaned up corporation progress?? dying in the process??