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Family Room Game Room San Diego
A sizeable game room with a dark wood floor in the style of the Tuscany
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Single Wall - Home Bar Home bar: a sizable, conventional, single-wall porcelain tile design with flat-panel cabinets, dark wood cabinets, granite countertops, white backsplash, and glass tile backsplash.
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San Diego Single Wall Wet bar - large mediterranean single-wall ceramic tile wet bar idea with an undermount sink, flat-panel cabinets, black cabinets, quartz countertops and beige backsplash
#dude room furniture#pool table#poker table#custom furniture#man cave furniture#blue walls#table with cup holders
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Something something being abandoned by everyone
#I can't get over the eerie red no-furniture room they put Akutagawa in.#From now on every time in fics Akutagawa is mentioned being brought to the pm hospital this is what I'll be imagining#Atsushi knocking in: Dude why are they treating you in the middle of nowhere D:#Do you need money#Where does the blood red lightening come from#WAIT. I THINK IT'S A PERFECT CHILDREN HOSPITAL#ichiyĆ higuchi#ryĆ«nosuke akutagawa#bsd#bungou stray dogs#bsd s1#bsdrewatch2023
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chi chi and shoe may not be blood, but they are family(they both have the stupidest sleeping poses, unless shoes sharing the bed with eel, then hes tucked firmly under his bfs chin<3)
#the couch was picked out by eel#dimes pointed it out in the thrift store when they were shopping for furniture as a joke like 'hey dude look at that ridiculous couch haha'#and eel was like 'wait actually...đ' and now they have a horrible couch to match the rest of the living room<3#i came up with chiara's nickname like two seconds ago lmao#but like it makes sense and its adorable#because chiara's pronounced 'keyAREah'#so her nickname is basically 'key key'#ugh your honour theyre the worst family ever<3#their stupid little family<3#eel draws things!#newsies oc#harvey 'shoe' sellers#chiara fia cattaneo
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Ppl will wonder why their cats are destroying their furniture and then provide them with a dog bed in the corner and a litter box and nothing else
Like hello imagine having a kid and just not giving them a room or toys and expecting them to just blend into your house like a plant. That's not how any animal works
If you have any kind of free roaming pet you have to find a way to integrate their natural needs and habits into your living space. This can range from "baby proofing" certain corners to providing vertical climbing space where your guys can climb/fly.
They're your little fuzzy roommates and they should get to choose some of the furniture!
#barkbark#thinking about how in my last living situation i couldn't leave a dog bed for my geriatric corgi in the living room#cuz it was like ugly or something idk it would always end up on the floor outside my room#even if i left it in an innocuous corner where you'd need to know where to look to even see it#that was really annoying and shitty!!#thank GOD i have my own space now where i can actually PROPERLY PROVIDE SPACE for my animals goddamn#and then theyre like waow they r so behaved this is crazy what a turn around#and im like yeah lol maybe not being limited to a 15ft x 10ft room has something to do with it lmao lol#mf really looked at this 14 year old dog and said sorry dude ur furniture clashes with my couch so just lay on the tile floor ok#rubs temples ANYWAY
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when i say bro strider is the most versatile character in all of mediaâą i mean it. you could do basically anything with him and i wouldn't bat an eye
#ck.txt#he's simultaneously innately bizzare and the chillest dude you'll meet#he hangs out in airvents and plays tony hawk skater game ps2#he makes absurd amounts of money and lives in a one room apartment where most furniture includes cinderblocks#HE'S IN TEXAS#he's just. what is wrong with him [inquisitive AND affectionate]#i'm putting him under a microscope and his cells are doing a rap battle tournament
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FUCK IM A GROWN ADULT AND STILL WANT A BUNK BED WITH THE DESK UNDERNEATH IN MY DORM-
remember when u were like 11 and the only thing u wanted was a lava lamp
#and a bean bag ngl#ikea example rooms save me#save me ikea example rooms#theres literally a whole ass ikea like. 20mins from my uni. but no we cant have furniture#fire safety schmire schmafety i want a bunk bed beanbag desk combo my dudes#tired boi is thinking too much (help me)
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*puts everything unsightly away* ahhhh finally *nothing is out*
#realizing how much i dont have x12#i have this weird inbetween room sandwiched between my kitchen and the entrance to the apartment#and by all counts it SHOULD be the dining area .. BUT ... i have no use for one in my current situation (i have a barstool at the counter)#(its cool ive never owned that kinda thing)#but its makes an entire room... obsolete... but it really ONLY could be a dining room because of how awkward it is#and i'd love to be able to plop something else in that space ... i was considering a reading area .. but that requires bookshelves and seat#both of which ... i dont have#its also like .. this whole place is like .. yeah okay now i've got some shelving but what i really need is DECOR!#i need THINGS to put ON the SHELVES#i would looooove some paintings some wall hangings some paint on the walls .. some display pieces some collections#and i've got some things but i really dont got a lot to put up#being homeless and then getting a place of your own is like ... wow .. i've really don't got anything to put in here huh?#like really? ... really dont got anything#i really wanna draw up *~ideas~* for the place. some concepts of what i would love for it to look like#ive got ideas for like ''in my dream home i have a room just for fishtanks'' ''i have a reading area and an office''#but i've still gotta delineate what's going to be best where yknow.#my current computer/office setup i might consider moving again cause it's kinda funky and two rooms at once#i might just make my current office space ''da fish room'' or i might make it a small bedroom like i was gonna do originally#ive been having fun moving around the small amounts of furniture i do have since ive been staying here however. thats been my most delight#ALSOO... the dude i was getting stuff from gave me a huge rug and im only just now considering i should probably throw this thing RIGHT out#cause... bedbugs n shit#not that i think he's dirty but because if one units got em ... they'll spread .. and that rug's been in there FOREVER#i didnt lay it out yet or anything but ... i think the damage might be done by having brought it inside and propped it against the wall...
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Prometheus
content warnings: horror. body horror. ghost show can have a little existential horror, as a treat! :)
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Tucker and Danny sat as silhouettes in the Foley attic rec-room.
The ghoulish light of the television pinned their shadows against the back wall, pulsing in and out like fireflies at each flash of the screen. It left their backs drenched in darkness, and it made monoliths of the old furniture and piled-high boxes that wrapped the perimeter of the attic. Drafty air whistled through the gaps in the insulation. Plicks and flicks of moths beat in tone against the light of the television where the seal of the attic window failed to keep them out. Danny hounded the controller in his hands, clackering with each frenetic beat of his thumb while he mashed his buttons and leaned his full bodyweight into the assault he wrought, virtually until--
âBOOM!! Headshot!â Danny yelled with a pump of his fist. From his nonexistent peripheral vision, he could not see the way Tucker would not look at him.
âCome on, man,â Tucker said.
âGet it?â Danny asked.
âDude, come on, like⊠Maybe donât.â
Danny let out a disappointed huff of air from his nostril, spirits dampened. The wayward glow of his eye settled back on the screen: Victory blazoned across his split of the screen. You Died pulsed on Tuckerâs. Danny mashed the rematch option. âMaybe get good then,â Danny said, âand then you get to make the bad puns.â
âSorry man look Iâm justâtired okay?â
âYeah I knowââ
âYou can be goofy about it tomorrowââ
âI knowââ
âI promise itâll be hilarious then justââ
âOkay okay, I get it. Iâll save the jokesââ
âHow much longer?â
âHmm?â
Danny looked, and Tucker was looking now too, and it was taking all concentrated will on Tuckerâs face to keep looking.
âHow much longer until youâre like⊠You know.â
4am chimed from the grandfather clock stowed in the Foley attic. The ghostly sheen of the television splashed bright and pallid across the right side of Tuckerâs face, as he stared at Danny. And it splashed bright across the left side of Dannyâs face, which was the only side of Dannyâs face remaining.
âI donât know like⊠maybe 3 more hours, I think?â A lisp whistled from the absent flesh of his jawbone.
Tucker watched his lips. And his eyes drifted to the shadow carved dark and empty in the socket that could no longer see him, a merciful concealment of where skin turned to raw exposed flesh turned to bone.
Tucker looked forward again, and he mashed his thumbs into his own controller. Dannyâs characterâs skull exploded into a cloud of meat-rain before Danny had the chance to notice the match resume.
âFine. I can do 3 more hours,â Tucker said. âAnd start watching your head.â
âŠ
It wasnât until the camping trip 4 months ago that Danny knew anything was strange.
It was a yearly Fenton tradition, which Danny tolerated and Jazz dreaded, to haul the four of them and the RV out into some swampy campground 3 hours from home. Theyâd roll in roaring, RV stuffed to the brim with wilderness equipment and enough mechanical monstrosities to scare away all actual wildlife. All except for the fish, who had the disadvantage of not seeing the mechanical affront to God parked with questionable legality on the campgrounds.
This year, Danny had decided he was embracing it. Because for the first time, sitting grubby and wet in the mud for 3 days sounded much nicer than his typical weekend plans, which was mainly getting his ass kicked by ghosts. Heâd flagged down Valerie a week ahead of time to tell her, between gunshots, that heâd be absent for those 3 days. Valerie had taken equal offence at the request that she pick up Phantomâs slack, and the implication that she wasnât already doing that.
But it meant the ghosts were covered for the weekend, and it meant Danny was free to do nothing more exciting than sit in the mud, which was all well and good enough for Danny. Although his hopes of leaving the weekend with the same number of scars he started with were dashed by hour 5. It was his own fault too. Jack had insisted Danny gut the fish Jack caught via a blast of the Fenton Disintegrator to the lake (unconventional, not even a fishing device, a ghost weapon he and Maddie were fine-tuning. A ranger came and yelled at them about it.) And while distracted by his parents getting told off for being menaces, Danny miscalculated the slipperiness of both fish and knife.
Luckily the RV was, among many many things, a hospital on wheels, and Jazz had quit sulking long enough to take a morbid fascination in cleaning Dannyâs palm out with antiseptic that burned like acid and bandaging up his palm. For dinner that night, Danny ate his open-flame grilled fish with a little more prejudice than usual.
By Saturday, his hand hadnât healed. Nor by Sunday. And on Sunday evening while Maddie and Jack busied themselves with packing up the tent theyâd both invented and yet struggled to collapse back into its box, Danny flagged Jazz with quiet urgency.
âI think thereâs something wrong with my hand.â
âWrong how?â
âInfected, maybe.â
Jazz knit her brow in concern. âIt looked fine this morning,â she muttered as she pulled Danny down onto the stump beside her and flipped open the First Aid kit latch. She unraveled Dannyâs bandage layer by layer, and the concerned knit to her brow loosened to confusion.
âIt looks fine. Itâs barely even red.â
Danny snatched his hand back. âYeah, and itâs barely healed at all.â
âI mean, itâs healed a little bit.â
âYeah but. Barely.â
âIt looks pretty normal.â
âJazz my day-job is getting whacked with ghost machetes,â Danny said, tone growing a little tense at Jazzâs lack of concern. âI know how quickly cuts are supposed to heal.â
âAnd how quickly is that?â
âI mean. It depends. But like a day.â
âA day?â
âOr maybe 25 hours, I guess.â
âDanny, you cut yourself pretty deep.â
â26 hours max, literally.â
Jazz was staring. Danny felt awkwardly judged.
âHey um, as a question Danny, do you remember the last injury you got before your ghost powers?â
Danny hesitated. He racked his brain and some part of him felt a little embarrassed how hard he had to search, as if it were shameful to have been so delicately uninjured before this whole thing.
ââŠDash, maybe. But Dash it good at the kind of quick jabby punches that hit your nerve but donât bruise.â
âAnything else?â
Danny fell quiet. Then brightened. âI fell off my bike last year. Racing Tucker. Scraped up my shin and knee.â
âAnd how long did that take to heal?â
The delight faded a bit. Danny thinned his lips thinking. ââŠMaybe a while.â
âProbably a few weeks.â
âJeez, really? No.â Danny said. And he so deeply wanted to be offended, because heâd become the biggest expert in the family on getting his skin used as a ghost shrapnel canvas, which should make him the authority on injury healing. And Jazz was doubting all of that. âNo. Thatâd heal in like. A day.â
âMaybe with ghost powers,â Jazz answered. âMaybe in ghost form. Which, currently and for the last 3 days, you have not been in.â
Danny fell quiet. He considered this information that deeply annoyed him until, with grudgingness edging to acceptance, he looked at his hand, and then his sister, and then his hand.
ââŠ.Oh.â
That night, home and showered and with the clock creeping toward 1am, Danny sat on his bed. He pooled his hands in his lap, lit by the moonlight pouring through his bedroom window. He sat an inch above his bed, in fact, hair shimmery white and his right glove removed. In the wash of moonlight he watched his palm. And there was something haunting, almost, in the way he could see the edges of the cut stitch themselves back together bit by tiniest bit. He lost himself in a grainy infomercial on his television, and when it ended, his cut was gone.
âŠ
Phantom returned to the ghost fighting scene with an unwarranted new confidence. In truth nothing had changed. But Danny operated now with the knowledge that he was a particular kind of resilient that heâd not actually realized before. And while he did not like getting fileted by Skulkerâs ghost gut-hook knife, or seared by Emberâs flame guitar, or bonked in the head by Fenton Bolas (Dad why), there was a certain delight in the âThis will all not be a problem by tomorrowâ-ness of it all.
Even better, he now knew that just idling in ghost mode for an extra hour or two was all it took to be right as rain again. (âThis is making your Gameboy addiction worse than Tuckerâs,â Sam had commented. âWell how else am I supposed to pass the time?â Danny asked while mashing buttons with one less finger than usual. âYou could read a book.â)
On the flipside, it did make Danny grouchier about mid-school-day attacks, which didnât afford him the luxury of floating around to bake in ghost mode for an hour or two watching bad tv. And unless Mr. Lancer got real chill real fast with Danny Phantom taking Danny Fentonâs English tests, it meant that any school-time fight injury had to be dealt with conventional human-style, and super-healed after school.
And Danny carried this knowledge with more bitterness than usual one fall afternoon when a fight with Technus had already gouged into the first 15 minutes of his math test, and now Danny was going to have to suck it up for the last 45 minutes if he wanted to pass geometry this quarter. Which was bullshit because that last blast Technus got on him had really fucking hurt.
Danny landed, and in his math-induced funk, he missed the particular wide-eyed way Sam and Tucker stared at him. âHere,â Danny said, handing off the thermos to Tucker, and Danny let his human transformation slip through in rings around his sternum.
âDanny stop,â Sam said, and with an urgent breathlessness that froze Danny in place. âDo not turn back.â
Confusion seeped into Dannyâs blood. He let the transformation rings fade away, and he felt the thermos heavy in his outstretched hand that Tucker would not take. Heavy and wet. Heavy, and very very wet.
He looked at his hand, and his white glove was unrecognizable beneath the saturation of red. The thermos dropped from his hand, and suddenly Danny wasnât so sure which direction was up.
âSit,â Sam maybe said, or said something like it. Her hands were on his shoulders. He was easing in a direction that was probably down. His butt hit cold pavement. And suddenly he raked in a shuddering breath which was wet as mud.
Sam was pulling away the top of his suit, which was the worst possible place for her to do that considering how much it hurt. She was pulling right where Technus had blasted him, and Danny had half a mind to tell her off until he saw what was underneath the fabric.
âThatâs not good,â he bubbled out through a lot of blood in his mouth and throat.
Baseball-sized. Like someone had taken a very large hole-puncher right to his sternum. A very good hole-puncher because it had in fact punched him straight through and run off with the little cut-out it stole. Globby flesh spilled to fill in some of the empty space. But a solid chunk of sternum, and heart, and lung, and spine, were rudely elsewhere.
Danny was in a very slippery wet dream, and his fluttering eyes agreed.
âNo,â Sam said with an unnecessarily aggressive pinch of his skin. âAbsolutely do not fall asleep.â
âOw,â Danny said, maybe about the pinch but also his missing organs.
This wasnât good enough for Sam who was a little bit ghost-shaded herself while she grabbed both Dannyâs ears tight and angled Dannyâs eyes to hers. âIf you turn human now thatâs going to be very very bad. Youâre fine, Danny. Youâre just in shock, I think. Focus on me. Come on, count with me Danny. 1. 2.â
âIsnât counting sheep supposed to put you to sleep?â Danny quipped, but all the blood gurgling maybe ruined his delivery a little.
âŠ
His heart sewed itself back together in 20 minutes. His esophagus and trachea kindly followed at the 27-minute mark, the last of the tubage knitting itself together and forming the correct kind of air-seal against anything else in his chest cavity. That was a blessing, because passing the time was easier when he could talk without re-enacting the elevator from The Shining â a joke Danny had tried to deliver several times and which refused to land.
And while he still did not have his new spine vertebrae nor sternum by the 30-minute mark, Danny could see the way the last of the white fear had left Samâs face and the way Tucker could now face him directly. And that told him that however he looked, he no longer looked like someone who was going to die.
By the 1-hour mark, Danny sat drenched in his own blood from a fatal wound that no longer existed. And heâd missed his math test.
âŠ
Super healing was cool. Very cool. What other kind of power lets you just walk away from fatal injuries?
At the close of a ghost fight, thermos capped, swimming in the eerie silence of a street cleared of screams, Danny stood. And he shivered. He ran his hands up and down his stomach, his chest, his back his face, pressing any pain-point to discover if his fingers would sink in wet and deep. Was it safe to transform back? If he made a mistake, would he notice fast enough? Would he be able to turn back again in time?
Alone in the snow of the Amity golf course. The roof of the mall. The back archives of the library. Danny lingered. Many places were good for lingering, and so Danny would linger, wherever and whenever he could. It made that held-breath feeling of transforming back easier, to know no part of him was at risk of undoing him.
And sometimes his hand did come away sticky. And in the black of night Danny went home, mindful to step only on the kitchen tile from which blood could be wiped up cleanly. And he was tired from too many nights of this when he pulled cereal from the cupboard and splashed milk into a bowl and cleared away the nuts and bolts from the half-undressed Fenton Disintegrator (undergoing v2 upgrades) and flickered the noxious glow of the muted television to life while his liver stitched itself back together. The tremble would not quite leave his cereal spoon hand but heâd manage.
One night Walker had blasted off half of Dannyâs skull. And he lay shaking hunched on the pavement willing himself to overcome the pangs of shock radiating through his body until he had enough composure to call Tucker on the phone and ask if he could come over, if they could play Man vs. Zombie maybe, and stay awake through the night while his brain matter remade itself.
One night he had to grab Valerie by the ankle before she flew off, and she probably only heeded him because the break in Phantomâs superhero bravado unnerved her so much. âPlease just stay and talk to me. Something bad will happen if I fall asleep,â he said, while holding the parts that used to be his stomach. âDefine âbad.ââ âIâll die.â âSounds like a human.â She shouldnât have taken pity on him. But she did. Maybe because she was a human who would die like Danny if left on the pavement with her stomach open. Valerie stayed until the sun rose.
And he was lucky, because as a human he should have died. And Danny didnât. He just came close, more and more and more. Until the sight of a raised ghost weapon forced a very human flinch from him.
âŠ
ââŠlosing an edge, youâd say, Craig?â âNot exactly. As a psychiatrist whoâs worked with many veterans and active-duty soldiers, itâs common toââ
âMorning,â Jack said, flipping up his welding mask just long enough to nod to Danny before re-busying himself in his soldering.
âDad, do you think maybe you could do that in the lab?â Jazz asked over a bowl of cornflakes, with a tone one might use when asking a 10-year-old to move his basketball game outside.
âHmm, why? The table wonât catch fire.â
âWhich is what you said last time,â Jazz said, carefully plucking up a cooled bit of metal scrap from beside her cereal bowl.
ââŠffered many fatal injuries on camera, who knows how many werenât captââ
The television drowned beneath the screech of Jackâs welding, let up to breathe for moments at a time before Jack resumed the drowning. Dannyâs eyes followed. The refurbished Fenton Disintegrator had nearly reformed, bigger than its original body, with a gaping fish-mouth twice the radius of the thing which had blasted up the fish in the campground lake.
âI just think, Dad, that you and Mom have a whooooole laboratory basement to yourselves, and I have just this one dining table to eat cereal at, soââ
âBut then you kids would miss out on what Iâm making. See, Dannyâs interested. Danny, watch thisââ
Jack hoisted the monster up. He hitched it atop his shoulder, and set his eye behind its sight, and twisted at the hip to point its open maw directly at Danny.
Danny froze.
âDad, Jesus, at least show some trigger-discipline if youâreâDanny?â
Danny could not move. He could not move or really see. The shockwave rippled through him, and he believed for the moment that surely heâd been shot until Jazz shook him. âDanny, are you okay?â
Dannyâs heart was intact but still it squeezed like it had been ripped. His legs were whole but they were numb beneath him. And he was useless too. Over what? Over nothing. Over a gun pointed at him, the sort which had been pointed at him 4,000 times before.
ââŠDanny?â Jazz asked, more worried than before. Jack had put down the gun, and he was staring at Danny in the same way.
And it was stupid. So very stupid. Because Danny had super-healing, and a hit from something like that would heal. It could rip him apart, and heâd be completely fine.
So it was all actually incredibly incredibly stupid that he was somehow, without even meaning to, crying.
âŠ
The fight had ended three hours ago. And three hours was longer than only the worst of his injuries took to heal. Tonight had not been bad at all, just a bit of ripping and tearing at his leg from a bear-trap Skulker had laid (despite Skulker insisting he did not know what a bear was). And that had healed up in 20 minutes flat.
Danny lingered anyway, sitting soaking cold in the snow on the golf course. He liked that it was high-up here. He liked that the lights fanned far and wide. He liked that the razed-flat golf turf allowed nothing to hide. He wiled away the hours he ought to be sleeping, because there was a security in consciousness, in his ghost form. If he slept, he could be killed. And if he sat resting in ghost form on the crest of the golf course hill, he could not.
But he could nod off. Catching his head at each dip. But his mind fizzled and faded, rubbing against the staticky edge of sleep, enough to perhaps not notice steps in the snowfall that tracked him to where he sat.
The whir of the charging gun kicked him to high alert.
All alert, all at once, so suddenly adrenaline soaked that Danny had no sense of orientation when he spun on spot and his eyes drank in the sight of the barrel-mouth breathing to life in his direction.
âTold you I fixed the calibration on this, Honey.â
âWell at least itâs not a fish.â
Stop, Danny wanted to say. But he was paralyzed. He was dread. He was stone.
It screeched. And it roared. And with a connection of a car crash, it took greedily for itself a gibbous moon of Dannyâs torso.
He collapsed. Eyes spinning. Ears ringing. Sensation like fire and like ice and like buzzing static and nothing, feeling, at all to connect to his legs.
Stop, Danny wanted to say. But he needed a mouth for that. So the second blast connected.
âŠ
It had been an amount of time. Jack and Maddie Fenton may have stooped in the snow and collected samples to study. Danny could not know, because heâd need eyes to know. They may have crunched with their boots and mused about the resilience of ecto-flesh, more resilient than fish-flesh. Danny could not know, because heâd need ears to know. They may have picked him up piece-meal and carried him in their pockets. Danny could not know. Not without touch.
He may have been on the golf course. He may not have been. There was no âwhereâ Danny could know. He needed his proprioception for that.
There was was. There was something Danny hoped was be. This was, Danny hoped, awake. This was the only awake he could be without a brain. And if this was awake, how long could he last? And if this was awake, was it enough to heal again?
Super healing was cool. It saved you from death. But maybe not always.
Was time passing� Was the snow cold. Was the wind blowing. Was the hilltop white under pooling lights. Was it. And did it. And was he and did he.
Was time passing?
Surely, it had been just an eternity, by now. An eternity at least.
Or had it been only one second.
Or Danny wasnât here.
He was, though. He had to exist to feel what he felt in the moment. He had to exist even if he was deprived of the mouth needed to scream the agony that was, in its entirety, him.
âŠ
Sun glazed the snow on the east bank of the golf course down to a slushy sheen by 10am the next morning. Mitted, in snow boots, three trespassers combed the 18 holes of Amity Park Golf Course.
âAre you sure itâs this one?â Sam asked, voice hoarse with a question that had been repeated once an hour for the last three hours between heaving breaths of clearing snow.
âIt has to be this one. They said golf course thereâs only one golf course,â Jazz answered, and her hands trembled against the heel of the shovel she dug into her nearest snowbank.
âDo you see any foot prints?â
âTheyâre melted.â
âWell check the melted sides then!â
âWe checked the melted sides.â
âMaybe we missedââ
âGuys shut up,â Tucker said, and he said it low, and he said it with lips the color of ash. He stood rooted. And his eyes shifted to the crown of the hill 30 feet to their right.
Jazz and Sam shut up. Because they heard it too.
Jazz abandoned her shovel in the snow. She ran. But Sam was faster.
And it was a noise. Long and piercing and deflating. Quiet. Then starting fresh from the top. Long and singular, like the note of a bagpipe. Sam rounded the crest of the hill. And she found the noise first.
And this close, she realized what it was. The noise was relief. Because the thing lying in the melted snow was finally enough of a mouth, and enough of a throat, and enough of a lung, to scream.
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you think your life is hard? well IM an EXTROVERT and i HAVENT SEEN ANY OF MY FRIENDS OR JUST RANDOM OTHER PEOPLE in THREE WEEKS!!!
#and im gonna BITE SOMEONE ABOUT IT#going to TACKLE MY FRIENDS AMERICAN FOOTBALL STYLE and BREAK ALL THEIR RIBS when i get home!!!#in the meantime ill. idk. rip off both my arms#tie them to a doorknob and slam the door#dude i am NOT well rn#it does not help that the room ive been staying in is like a fucking. insane asylum room#zero furniture or decorations just my bed and a dinky little table and chair for my computer#i didnt even think to bring any plushies. fuck my life#i mean. i do have A plushie now. thanks to my mom getting me one#worst part is i havent done any schoolwork while out here (because im just. actually miserable)#and. can i reiterate for a second. ITS BEEN THREE WEEKS#and i was ALREADY SEVERAL WEEKS BEHIND?#BEFORE I LEFT?#KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL#oh and i also um. havent been drinking. Any water out here : )#because 1 the tap water is not drinkable and 2 the fridges water filter pours at about. three drops per second#!?!1??!!?!??!?!?!?!SORRY IM BEING SO COMPLAINY#I JUST. HAVE A LOT OF THINGS WRONG WITH ME RN#A LOT OF MY NEEDS! ARE VERY LOW!
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Untouchable
[Katsuki Bakugo x Female!Reader]
Synopsis: When a classmate breaks a well-known rule within the dorm, you decide to take it upon yourself to âfixâ the issue.
WC: 2863
Category: Mega Fluff, Kindhearted!Reader, Todoroki being an icon (like always đ
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I donât know about you guys, but writing for Bakugo is the single hardest thing I have ever done. He is SUCH a difficult character to get right đ
I believe I did him justice, though đđ
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Kaminari had a death wish. That was the only logical explanation for why the electric blonde was currently in the common room with a shit-eating grin plastered to his face, along with a bowl of ramen that just so happened to belong to one Katsuki Bakugo.
Food was the one thing the explosive hero didn't joke around with, and the rest of Class 1-A was painfully aware of that fact. It was like a rule that had been ingrained into everyone's minds after spending any amount of time around the temperamental blonde.
Do not, under any circumstances, mess with Bakugo's food. Ever.
So the moment you had walked out of the kitchen and saw the familiar spice-infused soup in Kaminari's hands, you knew there was about to be a disaster. And that disaster was going to happen at the cost of the boy's life.
You were about to warn Kaminari when a familiar voice stopped you, its monotone quality giving away that it belonged to the heterochromatic hero. "Don't."
Todoroki shook his head at your concerned expression, a sigh leaving his lips. "It's not worth the effort; he'll learn the hard way. I would suggest standing back unless you want to get hit."
As if on cue, the sound of a bowl shattering against the floor echoed through the common room, and you flinched as bits of ramen and broth splattered your pants and shoes. You could only imagine what kind of mess it would have made if you had been standing any closer.
At the same time, Jiro sighed, plugging her ears as she muttered, "So much for getting some peace and quiet today."
Kaminari stood a few feet away from the mess, his entire body trembling in fear. He was too scared to move, frozen to the spot. His golden eyes were glued to the blonde standing before him, a murderous aura surrounding the ash-blonde.
"Bakugo, look, I can explainâ"
The blonde's crimson eyes flashed in anger, and his face contorted into a feral snarl as he cut the electric user off. You couldn't stop the flinch that shook your body at the tone. "You... you..."
"It's just one bowl of ramen, dude! I'm sure you could easily make another one!" Kaminari exclaimed, waving his hands in front of his chest frantically. "I mean, come on, I know you love spicy food, but surely you're not that much of a monster that you'd kill me over it! Especially with something so mild as that!"
The room went silent, and Kaminari's words echoed in everyone's ears, but it only took Todorokiâs comment for the tension to change from fearful to downright chaotic.
"That was his last packet."
It was almost comical how fast the blood drained from Kaminari's face and how fast it returned a second later. The electric blonde gulped, a nervous laugh escaping him.
"B-Bakugo, listenâ"
He was cut off again, this time by an explosion, which had been aimed right at his face. Thankfully, Bakugo missed on purpose, but the sound had been enough to startle everyone.
"You're so dead, Spark Plug!"
And thus began the chase, with Kaminari being chased around the room by an enraged Bakugo. Kaminari's screams of terror and Bakugo's threats and explosions filled the air, and everyone watched on in amusement.
Well, everyone except for Iida. He was chasing Bakugo, trying to calm the blonde down and yelling at him for using his quirk indoors, but his efforts were fruitless.
"Stop running around the room! You're going to destroy the furniture and break something!"
"I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU, DUNCE FACE! GET BACK HERE SO I CAN KICK YOUR ASS!"
Typical afternoon in the U.A. dorms.
After what felt like forever, the chaos eventually died down, with Bakugo calming down enough to sit and stew in his anger and Kaminari passing out from his quirk short-circuiting. You helped Iida clean up the mess that had been left behind, and everyone else returned to their activities.
But you felt bad for Bakugo. Yes, the blonde was a little intense and downright mean sometimes, but you knew what it felt like to crave something you didn't have. Especially when you physically buy that âsomething.' So, you decided to go out and get the angry Pomeranian a replacement packet.
Of course, given the fact that being empathetic was a common occurrence for you, the explosive hero wasn't at all surprised to see you walking toward the doors of the dorms with nothing but your wallet and a smile.
And he was not pleased.
"Where the hell do you think you're going?"
You stopped in your tracks, turning around to face the blonde, who had an unreadable expression on his face. Honestly, you were still shocked that he was still in his uniform, given he usually changes the moment he walks through the dorms. Not to mention, he even started wearing it properly, which was a feat in itself.
"Umm..."
"If you're about to say the damn store, I'll blow your ass to the moon," he threatened, and you couldn't help the frown that tugged at your lips.
"I'm just going to get you some more packets, okay? It's not a big deal," you said, your eyes softening. "I don't like seeing people upset, especially not over things that can easily be solved."
"Like hell, I'm upset!" He snapped, but the lack of bite in his voice gave him away.
You raised an eyebrow but kept your mouth shut. After knowing Bakugo for as long as you have, you've learned that the best way to deal with him is to keep your thoughts and opinions to yourselfâat least, all thoughts and opinions about him.
"I'll be back in an hour, okay?" You said, offering him a kind smile. "Is there anything else you need?"
Something about the look in your eyes and the kindness in your voice was enough to make the blonde falter, his resolve slipping. He clicked his tongue and crossed his arms over his chest, a scowl on his face.
But, since he didn't respond, you figured that was all you were going to get from him. So, you turned back around and headed for the doors, intent on leaving.
You hadn't gotten very far, however, when the sound of the couch squeaking alerted you. You turned your head just in time to see Bakugo jump over the back of the sofa, his slacks making a thud sound as he landed, snatching his phone off the coffee table before he headed in your direction.
He grumbled something incoherent under his breath, causing you to tilt your head, but before you could say anything, your wrist was being grabbed, and the front door was opening.
"If we're gonna get the damn ramen, then I'm coming with. It's annoying when people come back with the wrong shit, so it's better to go myself."
"Oh," you hummed, not expecting him to follow you. You smiled up at him, and the scowl on his face deepened. "Well, alright, then. The more, the merrier."
Bakugo grunted in response, dropping his grip on your wrist so he could shove his hands into his pockets. "Just keep up, alright? I don't want to wait for your slow ass."
With that, the blonde walked out of the dorms, and you were quick to follow.
For those twenty minutes, you couldnât help but be amazed at how quiet the walk to the store was. Normally, Bakugo was yelling at someone for one reason or another. Whether it was because they were stupid, slow, or a bunch of other reasons that seemed to only make sense in his head, he was never silent.
But, currently, it was different. Bakugo wasn't talking, or yelling, or grumbling, or doing any of the things he normally does. He wasn't even walking fast, keeping his pace slow just enough so you could keep up.
He didnât have a scowl on his face, either. He wasnât smiling, of course, which would actually terrify you if he was, but there also wasnât a sign of irritation or anger on his face.
In fact, he was the most relaxed you had ever seen him, his muscles not as tense as usual, and his posture was straight, yet not rigid. And his crimson eyes seemed to have a hint of softness in them, something that you had never noticed before.
You were so lost in your thoughts that you hadnât even realized that the two of you had arrived at the store until the ash-blonde had started walking through the automatic doors, not waiting for you to catch up.
Shaking your head, you hurried inside, quickly scanning the store for a sign that pointed to the aisle where the ramen packets were. Bakugo was a couple of feet ahead of you, with a look of indifference on his face as he followed the sign. However, he stopped once he reached the right aisle and turned around to look at you.
"Hurry it up, nerd," he growled, his impatience getting the better of him.
You rolled your eyes, a playful smile on your face. "I'm going, I'm going."
Bakugo didn't say anything as he turned back around and started walking through the aisles, and you were hot on his heels. Believe it or not, you were on a side mission, determined to not just grab the ramen for him.
He got distracted, and the two of you weren't in a hurry, so you went around and grabbed a few things that you knew your classmates had mentioned wanting. If you were going to take the time to go to the store, you might as well make it count.
After a few minutes, you ran into Bakugo, who had his arms full of different flavors of the ramen brand he liked. He took one singular glance at the contents of your basket and rolled his eyes.
"The hell are you getting all that shit for? I ainât helping you carry anything."
"Well," you huffed, a pout on your face. He seemed to realize you were about to give him an entire speech because he immediately let out the most dramatic groan you had ever heard from him and began walking away.
You didn't care, though, and continued speaking, following him around the store.
"Well, I was just going to get the ramen and be done with it, but then I ran into Mina, who told me she was craving some 'chocolatey goodness,' which are her words, not mine," you explained, pulling out the package of chocolate-covered strawberries.
"Anyway, so, then I ran into Kirishima, who was complaining that there were no manly snacks in the pantry, and the last of his protein bars were eaten the other day, ironically also by Kaminari," you added, showing him the small box of protein bars. "So, I figured I'd get him some more and make sure Kaminari has his own snacks."
Bakugo groaned once more, still refusing to look at you. And, again, you ignored him and kept speaking.
"Also, Sero wanted more chips, and Koda was asking for some extra treats for the animals," you continued, showing him the chips and animal treats. "I didn't run into Midoriya, but heâs been awfully kind with his notes, so I'm pretty sure he would appreciate some gummies and pocky."
"Alright, I get it," Bakugo grumbled, a grimace on his face.
"Mineta also asked if I could grab him a new bag of limes, but I figured, after that little stunt he pulled in the changing room, that he doesn't deserve to have his gross habits indulged." You scoffed, trying to make a dramatic gesture but failing, given the items in your arms.
Bakugo paused in the middle of the aisle, turning around to finally face you, his arms still full. "You done?"
"Hey, you asked." You shrugged, a smile on your face. "I wasn't finished, though. Jiro wants more popcorn, Ojiro needs some more protein powder, Hagakure needsâ"
"Is any of that shit even for you?" He cut you off, narrowing his eyes at you.
You pursed your lips and tilted your head. "No. Why?"
"You came all this way, wasting money on everyone else's crap, and didn't even think about grabbing shit for yourself?" He asked, his eyes narrowing further. "Are you stupid or something?"
"Um, well, no?" You answered although it came out as more of a question. "It's not a big deal. I was already going here, anyway."
Bakugo clicked his tongue, shaking his head. He walked forward and, without a word, dropped his armful of ramen onto your own. "Hold these."
Before you could protest, the ash-blonde walked past you and disappeared from view. Confused, you spun around and tried to follow him, but the sudden weight in your arms made it hard to move.
"Bakugo, wait up! I can't move!"
"Then stop moving, idiot." His voice was muffled by the shelves, and you couldn't tell where exactly he was. But, as if he had a sixth sense for things like this, Bakugo returned to the aisle, his arms full of random snack foods and drinks.
"What are youâ"
"Shut up and follow me," he said, not letting you finish your sentence. You opened your mouth to speak, but a sharp glare from the blonde made you close it.
Bakugo led you through the aisles and dropped the items onto the conveyor belt, much to the surprise of the cashier. The young girl didn't dare comment on the large pile of utter junk food, however, and merely rang it all up, her eyes never leaving the screen.
Once the total came up, you pulled out your wallet to hand the girl the money, not wanting Bakugo to waste any of his own money on you, but the blonde snatched the bills from your fingers before you could pay.
"Hey, whatâ"
"I said, shut up." He clicked his tongue and turned away, his back facing you. You could hear the rustle of his pockets as he fished out his own wallet, and you were quick to shake your head.
"Bakugo, the whole point of me coming here was so I could pay. You were the one who got his last packet stolen, so I was supposed to be paying for the new one, andâ"
"Do you ever shut the hell up?" Bakugo interrupted, his voice gruff. He didn't turn around to face you, but his tone was enough for you to shut up. "I don't give a shit about the money. It's my own damn fault for letting that dunce face near my food, anyway."
"Butâ"
"And it's not like I need the money," he added, pulling a couple of bills from his wallet and handing them to the cashier. "My parents are loaded. It's not a big deal."
Way to show off, Blasty.
But you knew better than to say that. Instead, you closed your mouth, your eyes softening. It didn't make sense to you, though, because not only was he buying his own replacement ramen, but he was also buying an abundance of junk food, which, while tasty, wasn't for him or you.
It's always about repaying the favor with him, but this was just... unnecessary.
"Thank you," you said instead, knowing that he would only get irritated if you kept protesting. "That was... unexpectedly nice of you."
"Don't make a big deal out of it," he grumbled, picking up a few of the bags. He handed them to you, and you struggled to balance the weight, but you didn't complain. "It was your fault for being too damn nice."
You blinked, not sure if you were supposed to take that as a compliment or an insult. Either way, you didn't say anything and merely nodded. Bakugo didn't spare you a second glance as he grabbed the rest of the bags and began walking toward the exit.
"You coming, or what?" He called out, not looking back at you.
A smile grew on your face, and despite him not even looking at you, something told you he could sense the happiness radiating from you. You hurried forward, struggling a bit to balance the bags in your arms and keep up with Mr. Grumps, but the smile didn't leave your face.
"So... does this mean we're friends now?"
"The hell? No!"
"I think we are, Blasty."
"Don't call me that." He narrowed his eyes at you, but you merely giggled.
"Would you rather it be Kacchan? Kaminari's been using that one a lot lately."
"Call me that, and I'll blast you into the fucking sun."
"Blasty it shall be, then."
Needless to say, the walk back to the dorms was the complete opposite of the walk to the store. But, just as the silence between the two of you was comfortable then, the bickering and teasing and overall playful nature of the conversation was comfortable now.
Bakugo would never admit it, and you knew better than to ask, but he didn't have a problem with the nickname or the new friendship that blossomed between the two of you.
And you didn't have a problem, either.
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God what Iâd give to be piled up in my aunts bed, in my strawberry shortcake nightgown, staying up way too late watching reruns of The Nanny again
Unplanned rant in tags but Iâm leaving it. Iâll probably delete this tomorrow.
#and to eat chocolate chip eggo waffles thatâve been just about drown in whipped cream#itâs late and idk why but iâm in my feels and miss my aunt so much all of the sudden#itâs probably bc my cousin is pregnant and has decided family only matters if itâs all about her now#she thinks sheâs even more special now and I think Iâm done going to family events where sheâs just gonna make me feel like crying for weeks#and Iâm stuck here in this house- nearly existing- not living#waiting for my mother to decide itâs my turn to be important enough for things like learning to drive or money for glasses/drs#Iâm currently being forced to live out of my goddamn living room bc I donât have any furniture and we can loan everyone money#and buy them anything they want but we canât buy our daughter a fucking mattress#I mean my rooms being used as storage anyways bc thereâs no space in the garage but sure#go on and tell me the only reason Iâm not able to move back into my room is bc you keep forgetting you want to buy some new blinds#i canât even fucking drive bc Iâm not important enough for you to spend time teaching me#and I canât get a job bc youâre unreliable with driving me and I spend all day tiptoeing around you and your mood swings#but sure my cousin who doesnât give a shit about anyone gets to just make her entire life about some dude living across the street#that only talked to her bc my aunt died and now she gets to make everything even more about her#and of course by her I mean him bc I mean it when I say sheâs made him her ENTIRE personality#girl does have any hobbies or interests outside of him#and yet my mother has decided that she can take off work and help her out with the baby for as long as she needs#meanwhile Iâve been waiting 6 years to learn to drive and have to hold off on sleeping on an actual fucking mattress#bc the majority of my moms time and money goes to helping out cousin#I broke my glasses in December and had to reschedule my optometrist appointment 3 fucking times bc of her#we were supposed to go look for glasses over two months ago but every single one of her days off either goes to my cousin#or she decides that she doesnât feel like getting out and would rather just do stuff around the house#I mean sure I found an old pair of glasses to wear but theyâre from 10 years ago and have given me a permanent fucking headache#but sure I can wait until after the baby shower and the gender reveal and after sheâs had the kid for a bit#bc you have to make sure youâre always available to her#Iâve got all the time in the world clearly bc iâm apparently not human#at least Iâve got my cats and chihuahua
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It's two am and I'm not staying my room tonight so why the fuck do I keep hearing a dripping noise.
#i think it might be the faucet out sode since its onethe wall outside#but i can't check the windows because my shit id blocking the windows#like its wasn't that loud earlier or as fast#I'm just going to check tomorrow when its light out#can't help thinking of all those stories i remember hearing about sick dudes turning on the water faucets or making babies noises outside#to lure people out to kidnap or murder or burgle the people living their#my normal room I'm redoing it and have my bed up against my dresser#I'm going to rearrange furniture after repainting#i know the front one does leak so maybe the back one is also leaking
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#Home bar: a sizable#conventional#single-wall porcelain tile design with flat-panel cabinets#dark wood cabinets#granite countertops#white backsplash#and glass tile backsplash. dude room furniture#table with cup holders#custom poker table#home bar#monogrammed
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PIECE BY PIECE | minho first date series. friends to lovers.
pairing: minho x fem!reader word count: 6.2k genre: college au, mutual pining, fluff, angst warnings: drinking, referenced injury (very minor) summary: minho, on a drunken whim, asks you out on a date.
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a/n: finally!! the minho part!! iâve been sooo excited about this one since i first got the idea. i hope you guys enjoy! once again any and all feedback is appreciated, happy reading <3
âDude, I think itâs clean.â
Minho looks up from where heâs scrubbing the counter, eyes narrowed. So what if itâs his third time going over every surface in the kitchen?
âAre you going to help me or are you just gonna sit there and make more crumbs?â
Jeonginâs eyebrows shoot into his hairline. He holds up his hands in surrender, the bag of chips in his lap crinkling. âIâm just saying. Youâre acting like sheâs never seen the place before.â
Thatâs the problem. Youâve seen his place. Minho has to stop the shudder that threatens to overtake his body at the thought.
âSo youâre not helping? Great. Get out.â
âI live here!â Jeongin whines. âWhy do I have to get out? You canât banish me like this.â
âI can and I will. Now leave. I have two hours to make sure everything is ready and I am not going to vacuum for a fourth time.â
âYes mom,â Jeongin rolls his eyes as he unfolds his legs from underneath him.
He stops just short of the kitchen counter, points an accusatory finger at Minhoâs disheveled figure still hunched over an imaginary stain.
âFor the record, Chan hyung would never do this to me. He loves my crumbs.â
Minho throws the scrub daddy at him.
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The night it happens, all it takes is approximately three shots and a pep talk from Hyunjin for Minho to finally find the nerve to ask you out.
âYouâve got this,â the younger boy says, words slurred, his hands steady on both Minhoâs shoulders. The bass thumps loud in the other room, drowned out by the walls of the kitchen until itâs nothing but garbled nonsense going in one of his ears and out the other, vibrations low in his chest.
âIâve got this.â Minho repeats, the thrum of alcohol already spreading to his fingertips. He feels warm, light on his feet. His limbs are starting to loosen up and his insides are turning to jelly. He might even be floating.
âYou look hot.â
âI look hot.â
âSheâs gonna say yes.â
âSheâs gonna say yes.â
âYouâre gonna venmo me twenty dollars.â
âIâm gonna venmo you twenty dollars.â Minho parrots before he can even process what heâs saying. Changbin, whoâd been watching the entire thing unfold from where he stands with his back pressed against the sink, snorts.
âWait, what the fââ
âGo get her!â Hyunjin screams, pushing him through the door of the kitchen with one last pat on the back, âAnd send me my money!â
Minho stumbles over himself, just barely able to stop in time before he goes crashing into a group of people. The living room is crowded: thereâs furniture pushed up against the walls, bodies pressed front to back in the middle of the floor, a makeshift DJ stand in the corner where Chan is controlling the music from his laptop, drink in hand. Minho catches his eye from across the room, the glow of the LEDs reflecting off the toothy grin he shoots his way, dimples on full display.
âHey!â Minho feels someone grab his arm, and he turns to find you staring up at him. âWhereâd you go? You said you were gonna get a drink.â
Minho follows your eyes down to where youâre staring at his empty hands. âIâuh, well. I ran into Hyunjin and we took a few shots.â
The pout you give him does nothing but spur on the fluttering of his chest, his brain still hyper aware of the way your hand was resting on his elbow. âShots? I want shots!â you whine, and Minho has to avert his gaze from staring at your lips when your pout only worsens.
âHow much have you had?â he tries to ask over the music. Thereâs a shitty pop song playing, high pitched and wonky. If he remembers in the morning, heâll make sure he berates Chan about his DJ-ing abilities.
âWhat?â you scream back, tiptoeing to bring your mouth closer to his ear.
Minho is only a man. A man who's been in love with you since the moment you accidentally spilled your coffee all over Hyunjin in the quad during freshman year. He remembers that day well, remembers the way your eyes went wide and your lips parted. He also remembers the way he wished it was him with the large wet stain on his shirt, that way it was him that was offered to have his lunch bought as an apology.
Heâd never admit it, but sometimes really late at night, when the moon is high in the sky and heâs feeling oddly sentimental, he counts his lucky stars that Hyunjin had been in a relationship at the time. Minho doesnât know what he wouldâve done had he been forced to watch the two of you hit it offâsome form of arson, presumably. Anything to take the edge off. But because of the fact that Hyunjin was not trying to have his head cut off by said girlfriend at the time, he invited Minho along as some sort of collateral damage. Thatâs when the two of you became friends. Kind of perfect if you ask him.
With the jumbled mess of butterflies in his stomach that he gets whenever youâre near him, and the threat of the alcohol slowly seeping through his skin, his brain short circuits the minute your breath grazes the shell of his ear. When your hand follows not long after, fingers gripping the nape of his neck to hold him in place, he almost passes out.
âMin? Whatâd you say?â
Minho is rendered completely useless by you. Absolutely ruined. Your existence has thrown his entire plan to woo you off course and now his mouth is opening and closing like a badly programmed robot. Pathetic. Nuts and bolts for brains.
By the grace of God (or some other higher being that Minhoâs never bothered to believe in until this very moment) he finds his voice, but not before youâre pulling back with a confused look on your face.
âI asked how much youâve had to drink,â he says, straining against the music.
A saccharine sweet grin that has him seeing stars spreads across your face, âNot enough!â
Minho is not an enabler. Never has been, never will be. There was one time, back in that fateful freshman year that also introduced the two of you, that he let Hyunjin get blackout drunk. A terrible decision on his end, if the earful he got from Chan the next morning was anything to go by. And as if that wasnât enough, he was finding remnants of the resulting hacking session for the following week. So yeah, never again.
But while Minho isnât an enabler, he is smitten, and the way your hand feels wrapped around his wrist as you drag him into the kitchen has his soul threatening to leave his body. He thinks that maybe he could do anything as long as you asked. He also hopes you canât feel the way his pulse is rabbiting beneath his skin, right under the press of your thumb.
âThereâs, like, nothing here.â you say as you rummage through the cupboard near the window, nose scrunched and a frown on your face.
Minho laughs, rounds the kitchen island to crouch down and open the cabinet under the sink. âThatâs because you donât know where to look,â he smirks, pulling out a fresh bottle of tequila. âAlso, Chan hyung is greedy. He knows people like you will go scavenging his supply if he isnât careful.â
âI resent that.â you frown, taking the bottle from him. âBesides, people like me deserve to have fun too.â
âMhm, sure.â Minho says, grabbing a solo cup. He holds his hand out for the bottle, pours just the right amount before sliding it over and following it up with a can of coke.
âA man after my heart.â you joke, holding your cup up to him in a mock toast before downing it in one go. Minho watches with so much focus, fighting against the way his head spins. He doesnât even know if itâs the alcohol anymore, it might just be the effect you have on him. Dizzyingâyou flip his entire world on its axis in the best way possible.
Minhoâs gonna be seeing your exposed neck in his dreams later, heâs sure of itâitâs branded into his memory.
âThatâŠis so fucking bad.â you giggle, holding your cup out. âAnother one.â
Minho clicks his tongue. âI donât knowâŠâ
âPleaseeee Min,â the lilt in your voice sounds oddly familiar. Minho holds his breath just in case youâyup. There it is. There goes that pout again.
Itâd be so easy for him to lean down and kiss it right off your lips. He could blame it on the alcohol, maybe, but then that takes away from how he actually means it.
He sighs instead. âItâs gonna cost you.â
âAn arm and a leg?â
âWhat? NoâI meant some water.â
âOh. Okay.â
Three shots and a full bottle of water later, Minho knows youâve hit your limit. Cheeks flushed pink, a dopey grin on your face, pupils blown wide. Even in this state, Minho is certain that youâre the most beautiful thing heâs ever seen.
âAnotherrrr,â you slur, waving your cup in his face.
Minho shakes his head. âNo can do. Youâre cut off.â
âPlease,â you whine, placing both hands on his shoulders, âIâll do anything.â
Minho, completely taken back by the sudden closeness of your body to his, freezes.
âAnything?â he asks before he can stop himself.
This is stupid. Youâre drunk. Thereâs no way youâre going to remember anything in the morning, much less within the next thirty minutes. Heâs pretty sure that youâll lose control of all your senses soon, which is why heâs already texted your roommate Jiwoo to unlock the door so he can carry you inside. Nothing he hasnât done before.
âAnything,â you repeat, eyes going cross-eyed where theyâre fixing on the mole he has at the tip of his nose.
This is stupid. But then again, so is Minho. A big, stupid fool that blames everything on the fact that heâs so in love with you it hurts. This might be the only chance he gets to shoot his shot.
Minho takes a deep breath, says something similar to a little prayer thatâs more like Hey, if anyoneâs listening, help a guy out, and hopes that the twenty bucks he sent Hyunjin works.
âGo on a date with me.â he says slowly, wincing when your eyes snap up to meet his gaze.
Well, thereâs really no going back from that. The only thing that could possibly grant him redemption now is banking on the fact that you donât remember anything in the morning.
Minho waits with bated breaths, watches as your eyes search his for a long while. He waits for the anger, the disgust, the visible repulsion that he starts to think might happen the longer the silence continues.
Heâs about to backtrack, quickly conjuring up an excuse about how Oh, haha, gotcha! when your hands suddenly drop from his shoulders. You grab the cup, your chin tipped upwards, and hold it out for him to fill.
âOkay.â
âOâŠkay?â
âYeah. Okay. Pour me another one.â
The next morning, when Minho all but drags himself into the kitchen in search of water and something to soothe the throbbing in his head, he nearly spits a mouthful at Jeongin, the poor guy too busy eating his cereal to realize heâs gotten a front row seat in the splash zone.
Y/N [10:34am]
so
when do you want to do that date?
đ
Are candles too much?
Minho has options: clean linen, lavender breeze, ocean mist, warm vanilla. He really just needs something to get rid of the smell of cleaning spray.
He thought that having a night in for a first date would be idealâless pressure, no unwanted attention, a bathroom that he can run into when he starts to hyperventilate if you smile at him for too long. But now that itâs happening, heâs convinced that every surface of his and Jeonginâs shared apartment will scare you away if anything so much as looks off-putting.
Minho is, to put it simply, freaking out. All the other times youâve been over to his place were on a completely platonic level. Movie nights with all the other guys in tow, dropping off food that you felt generous enough to buy every once in a while, one time because youâd accidentally worn Minhoâs jacket home from a party and needed to return it to him.
But this is different. This is a date. Minhoâs not dreamingâhe already pinched himself a dozen times in the bathroom mirror, tiny red marks on the inside of his forearm to prove it. Heâs going to open the door, invite you in, cook for you, and then proceed to resist the urge to tell you how beautiful you are for however long the night continues on after that. He can practically hear Jeonginâs laugh in the back of his head, sneering at how pathetic his inner monologue sounds right now.
He needs to find another stain to scrub.
By the time youâre knocking on his door, Minho has changed his outfit seven times. Sweats were too casual, a button up was too fancy. Should he not have done his hair? No, thatâs just lazy, the way his fringe is swept up and out of his forehead adds a nice touch that doesnât scream Hey! Iâm trying to woo you! Youâve never been the type to be impressed by grand gestures and shows of confidence anyways, he knows that well.
One time, when a guy from one of the frat houses hired the campus quartet to sing a song for you in the quad as he stood there with big beady eyes and a bouquet of roses in his hand, youâd all but ran from the scene, Minho following close behind as you called out to him over your shoulder. Itâs one of his fondest memories. As soon as the two of you made it around the back of the science building, youâd doubled over in laughter, the both of you in disbelief at what had happened. Minho has had that information tucked into the deepest parts of his brain ever since, saved just in case he needed it.
(Later that night, in the safety of his own bed, heâd laughed maniacally at the situation. Something about watching you reject another guy filled him with a sense of joy he couldnât explain. He just hoped he was never going to be on the receiving end of it.)
He does a quick once over of the kitchen: double checks that all the ingredients are out, blows a speck of dust off the glass stovetop, spins the tiny floral arrangement he bought so that itâs sitting at just the right angle. When the doorbell rings, the chime bouncing off the walls of the apartment, he visibly pales.
He has to reel it in, to remember that itâs just you. You might not even be here with any intentions other than to fulfill your end of the deal; one date in exchange for the extra three shots he poured you the other night. Minho takes a deep breath, grips the doorknob with conviction, and decides that heâs determined to show you the way you deserve to be treated. The opportunity is there, and heâs gonna take it.
As soon as the door swings open, every nerve that had somehow crept its way into his brain disappears, the sight of you standing on the other side immediately sending the anxiety scrambling and replacing it with fondness instead.
âHi,â you smile, and Minho sees images of you coming home to his apartment flash across his mind. After class, after work, in the winter when itâs cold and your nose is tinted pink, on rainy days where the ends of your hair are damp and you have a wet umbrella in tow. He could get used to it. Heâs so in love that it hurts.
âHey,â he breathes out, stepping aside to make way for you, âCome in. Are you hungry?â
âStarving, actually. Been saving myself all day since I donât always get to have your cooking.â You hop on to one of the stools, your attention momentarily stolen by the flower arrangement. One point for Minho.
Iâd cook for you every day, he wants to say. But thatâs weird, right? So instead, âWell then I guess today is your lucky day.â
âYeah, I guess it is.â You say softly.
Minho canât see you with the way his back is turned, hands moving to grab out the knife and cutting board, but if he could heâd see the way your eyes are staring softly at his back, the ghost of a smile on your lips.
Conversation flows easily after that, despite Minhoâs original worries about it being awkward. Youâre not necessarily treating it as a date, and he isnât really either. It feels more like a glorified hangout, just the two of you spending time together with the added glances and smiles that normally wouldnât be there.
Minho finds it easy to get lost in you. He finds himself craving to know more about your day, about the things thatâve been on your mind lately and the hobbies youâve picked up. Most of the conversation is a continuation of stuff thatâs fallen through the cracks during the times you see each other, but he doesnât miss the way you ask about him too, your eyes shining with genuine interest. It makes his heart slam against his ribcage.
âHow are your cats doing?â
Minho looks up from the cutting board, follows your gaze to where itâs fixed on the scattered pictures that litter his fridge. âTheyâre good,â he says, smiling down at a head of garlic, âMy mom sends pictures all the time. She says they claw at the door to my room when they miss me.â He smashes the garlic under the knifeâs blade by hitting it with the heel of his palm. âItâs cute.â
âYouâre cute.â
Minho, in a very flashy demonstration of what it means to be cool, calm, and collected, slices his thumb mid-chop.
âShit.â he mutters, dropping the knife.
Itâs not that bad, just a little nick, the surprise was mostly what scared him. He probably doesnât even need a bandaid. But despite how small it is, nothing stops you from hurriedly walking up to him and taking his hand in yours, his thumb held closely to your face for inspection.
âAre you okay?â You turn his hand over between your fingers, the soft pads of them against his calloused ones. Minho is dumbfounded, struggling to find the words to say.
âYeahâum, itâs fine. My fault. I was distracted.â He stammers out, pulling his hand back and holding it up. He wiggles his fingers, making a show of bending and twisting his thumb that, at most, has just a small cut on the side. âSee? Perfect.â
Your face relaxes, and then youâre laughing. Why are you laughing? Either Minho looks like a complete idiot or heâs suddenly the funniest person in the world for being clumsy and reckless and almost ruining the night by losing a finger. Whichever one it is, he doesnât care, as long as he gets to hear that sound again.
âLet me help cook, please? I know you said you would do it all but clearly youâre a threat to the integrity of this meal.â You say, bumping your hip against his to move him away from the cutting board.
Minho scoffs. âI wouldnât have done that if you didnât catch me off guard.â
âSo what? You admit that I make you flustered?â
Oh.
Minho wasnât prepared for this. He wasnât prepared for theâthe flirting thatâs clearly happening. Youâre flirting with him, right? Why else would you have called him cute or given him that suspicious side eye after you asked that question?
You and Minho have joked around like this before, but it was always empty with no real feelings attachedâas far as he could tell. Youâre a naturally friendly person, getting along with others comes easy to you. Heâs seen the way you talk to the other guys and has always just assumed he was no different in your eyes than they were. Sure, there were moments where maybe your hand lingered on his arm for a little while after he made you laugh, or the two of you would steal glances across the room. Sometimes when Hyunjin said something stupid youâd both catch the otherâs eye and make a face, just another funny way of proving that you were both on the same wavelength most of the time. Itâs kind of why Minho is so taken with youâheâs never met anyone that gets him the same way.
Reluctantly, Minho puts his pride aside and allows you to help. And as it turns out, youâre actually really good at cooking. Minho doesnât have to instruct you much, and before he knows it youâre both working like a well-oiled machine, scooting past one another as you switch places between the stove and the sink, reading each otherâs minds without even having to ask.
âTaste this.â You say, holding the spoon up to his mouth. Minho leans forward, front teeth poking out, and brings the spoon into his mouth. You cup your hand under his chin to catch any droppings, watching in anticipation as he smacks his lips together.
His eyes light up, big and brown and twinkling under the light of the kitchen. âPerfect.â He smiles.
âOh you haveâuh,â you stop him with a hand on his forearm just as heâs about to turn back to the sink, your other hand hovering next to his face hesitantly, âItâs just, um, yourâhere.â
Minhoâs eyes go wide when your thumb swipes against the corner of his mouth, your touch feather light. Itâs so intimate, the only sound being the music playing low from the speaker on the counter. Heâs half convinced that youâre able to hear his heartbeat, blood pumping loud in his ears.
âYou had some sauceâŠon your face.â You say shyly, your palm still pressed to his cheek.
ââŠOh.â
Minhoâs never really looked into your eyes from this close up before. Heâs always known they were beautiful, the shape of them soft, full of nothing but the world. He can see himself in them from here, and, selfishly, he hopes you can see yourself in his, too.
He might be imagining it when your gaze flicks down to his lips for just a fraction of a second, but thereâs no time to unpack any of that when the sauce starts bubbling over the edge of the pot, spilling on to the burner as loud sizzling and smoke fills the kitchen.
Itâs chaos. The bottom of the pot is burnt and thereâs only so much of it thatâs salvageable. He only bought the exact amount of ingredients too, because this is a self-proclaimed no-food-waste household (as explicitly stated in the napkin contract he has with Jeongin, much to his dismay). So, hooray for conscious consumption of goods!
At the end of it all, thereâs no one to blame. Youâre both guilty ofâŠwhatever that was.
Minho tries to reassure you that itâs okay as he dials the number for the pizza place just down the street, simultaneously shutting down all your attempts to pay as an apology. It doesnât matter to him, heâd do anything as long as it means he gets to spend time with you. At the end of the day, itâs another memory that heâll hold close to his heart.
âListen,â you say, swallowing down a mouthful of pizza, the both of you seated on his couch with a half-eaten box of pizza open on the coffee table, âI know you wanted to cook and allâwhich, by the way, Iâm still sorryâbut this is so good. However Iâm sure whatever you made wouldâve been better.â
Minho chuckles. âStop lying,â he wipes his hands on a napkin, âI can guarantee you that whatever I cooked wouldnât be as good as this anyways.â
âStop selling yourself short, Min. Youâre good at everything you do.â
The words fall from your lips so easily, like itâs something youâve convinced yourself of long ago. Minhoâs never been the type to bounce around from one thing to another, always choosing to stick with it until he has it down to a science. Cooking is one of them. Jeongin can attest to all the times Minho has berated him with tasting his latest dishes, chasing him around the apartment with a spoon. The words tighten themselves around his heart.
âIâm not,â he rolls his eyes, âBut nine times out of ten, grease and mozzarella cheese are gonna win. I know that for a fact.â
You laugh, and the conversation gradually diverts into a debate about the top ten best greasy foods in existence. Youâre heated, half kneeling on the couch with a finger pointed at him as you plead your case for onion rings, when your eyes go past Minhoâs head and settle on the shelf of games in the hallway.
âYou have games?â you ask, suddenly giddy with excitement as you hurry over to inspect the selection.
Minho watches with fond eyes, collects the plates and napkins to throw away. âYeah, most of them are Innieâs. We donât really use them. Sometimes when weâre drunk, other times when weâre bored and decide to wager money for fun.â
You hum, not really paying attention. Monopoly, Chutes and Ladders, some decks of cards, Unoâyou scan the shelf until your eyes light up at what you find hidden at the bottom.
âMin! Can we play Jenga?â
âJenga?â Minho asks, re-entering the living room. The coffee table is clear now, and he sits between it and the couch, his back against the cushion. âIsnât that kind of boring? We have other stuff there.â
âItâs only boring if you play it the way itâs supposed to be played.â You roll your eyes. Minho turns to you when you situate yourself on the floor beside him and only momentarily contemplates running to the bathroom when your knee knocks against his. Heâs been holding it together pretty well so far, however The Sauce Incident had him ready to book it if anything had gone further.
âWell how else are we supposed to play it?â He frowns.
âWe make up our own rules.â
The pieces scatter across the wood of the coffee table, clacking as you diligently begin putting them together. âThis is a date, right?â You ask, stopping for a moment to turn and assess his response.
Minho stills. He genuinely forgot the grounds on which tonight had even happened in the first place. Spending time with you makes him forget everything else. And, despite his fears in the beginning, being on a date with you has felt so natural that it almost seems like youâve done it a thousand times before.
Your eyes meet. For a moment, Minho lets himself wonder what itâd be like if he went for it right then and there. âYeah,â he says slowly, unblinking, hoping you can see the sincerity on his face, âA date. One of the best ones Iâve ever been on, actually.â
He almost cries out in victory when your face flushes pink. âNow whoâs a liar?â You ask quietly, going back to piecing together the game.
Minho has learned something new tonight: he really likes seeing you flustered.
âWhy do you ask?â he decides to cut you the slack, âOr what does this being a date have to do with Jenga rules?â
He waits as you finish the stack, your tongue sticking out in concentration. Youâre so cute. Minho mentally pockets that image for safe keeping.
âSorry, okay, itâs done. But basically, if we pull out a block, we get to ask the other person a question.â
âAnd if the tower fallsâŠ?â
âHmm,â you think for a moment, chewing on your bottom lip, âOh! I know. If you lose you have to tell me why you asked me on a date.â
Minhoâs stomach flips. âOkay. If you lose you have to tell me why you accepted the date.â
Something unreadable passes over your face, but itâs gone in an instant. You hold your hand out for a shake, and Minho wraps his fingers around it gently.
âDeal.â
âWhy are you taking all of the middle pieces?â Minho pouts.
The two of you have gone through a couple turns by now, throwing out random questions for the better half of fifteen minutes. Favorite colors, childhood foods you wouldnât eat, the best memory you have from high school. Minhoâs learned a lot, has fallen for you a lot more. But that was always a given. Itâs impossible not to when he can feel the warmth from your body where youâre seated next to him, your presence overtaking all of his senses.
âBecause Iâm trying to win,â you laugh, putting your freshly pulled piece at the top. Just a little crooked, too. To piss him off. âFavorite movie?â
âPonyo. Easy. My turn.â
âSeriously? Why Ponyo?â
âOne question at a time, princess.â
He means it as a joke, really. He doesnât even realize what heâs said until after the fact, the nickname making your heart skip a beat. Minho notices, the corners of his lips tugging downwards as he suppresses a smile. He manages to flick one of the side pieces until it gives way.
âWhatâs one thing you regret?â
âOoh, getting deep I see.â You laugh, taking a sip of your soda. Thereâs a long pause, and then, âI regret spilling my coffee on Hyunjin that day.â
Minhoâs brow furrows. YouâŠregret it? He runs through all the possible reasons in his head. Surely it canât be because you regret becoming friends with them, friends with him, right?
âWhy?â He chances.
âOne question at a time, princess.â You echo, laughing at his shocked expression.
You remove the last middle piece. âOn a scale of one to ten, how would you rate our first date?â
Minhoâs brain is going a thousand miles a minute. âA ten. Wouldnât trade it for the world.â He says it fast, wastes no time in moving forward to remove his own piece. He doesnât even notice that your cheeks have gone pink again, too busy itching to ask his next question.
âWhy do you regret spilling your coffee on Hyunjin?â
Minho watches you, lets his mind wander to the worst possible thing you could say in this situation, and mentally prepares to book it to the bathroom.
You take a deep breath, âI regret it because I wasnât supposed to spill it on him. I was supposed to spill it on you.â
Wait, what?
Minho blinks. âWhat are you talking about?â
This is humiliating for you. A terrible thing to have to admit. Up until this moment, youâd thought that this information would follow you to your grave. You press the heel of your palms to your eyes, âThis is so embarrassing,â you groan.
Minho pulls one hand away. Heâs not really sure what to say, mostly because heâs confused, but, âYou can tell me.â
âI hadâŠâ you start, looking up at him slowly, âA plan. With Jiwoo.â Minho nods for you to continue. âIâd seen you and Hyunjin walking through the quad a few times, and I thought that you were cute, but I didn't know how to approach you. So I did something stupid and decided that I would literally just crash into you. But I fucked it up.â
I thought that you were cute. The words echo in Minhoâs ears like a bell. All this time, all those stolen glances and lingering touches, all the ways you would make hope spike in his chest that maybe you felt the sameâthey were real.
âSo you, waitââ Minho shakes his head, âSo youâre telling me that all this timeâŠâ
You roll your eyes. âYes, Min, really. All this time.â
Minhoâs never been skydiving, but he imagines that this is what it feels like. Free fallingâhis soul hurtling towards earth at a horrifying speed, slamming back into his body right here in his living room with a force so strong it would knock him off his feet if he wasnât already sitting on the floor. You were interested in him first.
Wordlessly, you lean forward, pulling out a piece with practiced ease. Minho waits with bated breaths.
âCan I kiss you?â
Minho feels like he might pass out. âAm I dreaming right now?â
âYou didnât pull out a piece.â
He scrambles forward, clumsily nudging a piece on the side that ends up sending the entire tower toppling over. You smile at him, soft and sweet. âLooks like you have to pay up with an answer. You know, since you lost.â
Minho doesnât care. âBecause I like you,â he breathes out, âI asked you on a date because I like you. I like you so much, ever since I saw you that day. And, funnily enough, Iâve always wished youâd spilled that coffee on me instead, too.â
The confession feels like a weight lifted off his shoulders. Heâs spent so long pining after you, laying awake at night thinking about how this would go down if he ever got the chance. He never expected for it to happen like this, much less for you to possibly feel the same.
Panic slowly starts to rise in his chest when you donât respond. He watches as you reach an arm over, build a small tower out of a few pieces, and then knock it over. You turn to him with a small smile, âOops, I lost too.â
Minho is so in love with you that it hurts.
âI accepted the date because I like you, Minho. Iâve just been waiting for you to ask.â
He doesnât think twice before heâs surging forward, cupping your face with one hand and kissing you with a tenderness that has you melting into his touch.
Thereâs no fireworks behind his eyes, no big bang or grand display of whatever it is that happens in the movies. But thereâs a warmth, it starts out small in the center of his chest and spreads throughout his entire body, lights his skin aflame and travels all the way to his fingertips. Youâre like that. A gentle presence, someone who worms their way into the very essence of his being and burrows into the deepest parts of him, like it was never his to begin with. Kissing you is slow, and deep, and right. He wouldnât want it any other way. Minho doesnât ever want to stop.
He lets his other hand fall to your waist, pulls you closer until youâre practically straddling him with his back against the couch, your knees on either side of his hips. Minho lets out a long, drawn out groan when you tilt his head back farther, his lips parting and allowing you to lick inside of his mouth. Itâs so good. So good. He canât believe he ever lived without knowing what this felt like; lived without ever having you this close before.
After a while, Minho reluctantly pulls back, holding you by the shoulders. When he looks up, your eyes are half-lidded. You look utterly debauched, cheeks pink and lips swollen from how hard theyâd been pressed against his own. âWe should probably slow down.â He tries hard to convince himself, too. âTalk about it all, you know? I donâtâthis isnât a one time thing for me. I donât want it to be. I like you. I want you to know that.â He says softly, reaching up to tuck a piece of hair behind your ear.
You lean into his hand, smiling when he flattens his palm to let your head rest there. âYouâre like, so perfect that I want to kiss you until you forget your own name.â
Minhoâs ears go red, his head falling forward until it rests against your collarbone. The feeling of his breath against your skin makes you laugh and run a hand through his hair, rubbing at the back of his neck fondly.
âThis is gonna be so bad now that you say stuff like that.â
âBad? No, I think itâs cute. Youâre cute.â
âShut up,â he whines, but thereâs no bite to it. Not when he can look up and press a kiss to your lips. A dream come true. The entire world in his hands, exactly where it was always meant to be.
đ
In the morning, when Jeongin comes back home, one hand covering his eyes just in case, he calls out,
âEveryone better be dressed! Or else Iâm ripping up that napkin and making a new one with No fornicating on the furniture added into the fine print.â
When he doesnât get a response, he rounds the corner, and finds the two of you nestled into the couch. Minhoâs back is pressed into the cushions, his arms wrapped tightly around you as you nuzzle your face into his neck.
Jeongin huffs out a laugh, sends a quick text to Hyunjin that reads: Negative. Clothes are still on. But theyâre so cute itâs almost sickening.
He snaps a picture to send to the group chat, grabs a piece of cold pizza, and retreats to his room.
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chan: AWWWWWWW
jiwoo: iâm gonna cry
changbin: dude is that the good pizza from down the street?
hyunjin: FINALLY
hyunjin: wait
hyunjin: does this mean i have to send back his $20?
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