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he's a cat now lol
#ffxiv#ooc#dude looks PISSED#admin only uses ffxiv to bully this man a thread:#this is what happens when your tribal reputation farm music is. cat cafe jazz#ff theron
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A braithuvi horse at rest under the close protection and watchful, scary, pale-eyed gaze of her herd's guardian, a dírgrahdain. Both are landraces developed within the Highlands. The ancestors of braithuvi (and other Highlands native horses) were brought overseas by the ancestors of the Hill Tribes, while the dogs were obtained from native livestock guardian landraces used by proto-Wardi tribes. Each have become distinct over their centuries of living in the Highlands, and dírgrahdain are have a particularly unique place in the cultural schema.
Braithuvi are a woolly horse breed (and one of many, wool horses are widespread, second only to camala in value for textiles) that are also somewhat specialized for milk production. Their meat is relatively poor (other horses are preferred), but they produce high yields of milk and thick, continuous growths of wool.
Horses are not as culturally significant as cattle to most in the Highlands, but are still highly valued animals that are critical to subsistence. Few plant-based textiles can be produced in the Highlands, and almost all in the region are made with braithuvi wool. They can eat a greater variety of forage than cattle, more efficiently converting energy intake from pastures into milk and wool. Their milk is considered to be the very best of all livestock, and is usually what is used to make the prized murre beverage.
Dogs have a very small specific place in the cultures of the Hill Tribes as utilitarian working animals (specifically for livestock and occasionally as home/village guardians), and rarely ever fill other functions. The practice of keeping dogs purely for companionship is virtually nonexistent (though affectionate bonds between people and their herding or household guard dogs will be fairly common), and their meat is considered worthless. Most dogs are not elevated within the cultural schema, and tend to be merely appreciated as useful, loyal animals. Livestock guardian dogs are an exception to this, and tend to be of more significant cultural import. They are animals that exist to protect the herds on which all subsistence depends, and thus have an elevated cultural status and roles in religion and folklore as uniquely protective entities.
Dírgrahdain are the key livestock guardian dogs in the region, and the only natively developed LGD. Their name means 'lion dog', both in reference to their maned appearance and their ability to fend off and even kill the largest of predators. The dogs are characterized by tall, long-legged builds, deep chests, a curly tail, thick hair (and a thicker winter coat), and a shaggy mane. Their bodies tend to be thinner and lankier than their fur coat suggests, but still well-muscled and powerful. Their coloration can vary wildly, but a black mask with a brown or reddish body like this is most typical. Unnerving, pale eyes are prized in these dogs, with the belief that they not only intimidate predators but are uniquely potent at fending off malicious spirits.
The dog's exclusive function is to protect livestock. They are used primarily for the defense of horses, which are small and very vulnerable to predators (lions, hyenas, king hyena, wild dogs, jackals, nechoi, and even eagles can be threats), though some dogs will usually be posted up with cattle herds to deter raiders.
Pups are most commonly born in the field among their herds. They will be carried in their master's coat while still nursing, but will be allowed to join their mother in her duties from the moment they are strong enough to follow. Dírgrahdain live with their herds day and night. Most will never see the inside of a home, and most seem to prefer it that way. They form close and protective bonds with their charges, and will thoroughly integrate themselves into the social fabric of the herd.
These dogs are not human-oriented, and will usually only form bonds with people that they have imprinted on as puppies (and will merely be cool and polite to those met later in life). They are highly aggressive towards strangers, and introductions must be done incrementally and with great care. This is desirable, as this trait makes them an excellent line of defense against livestock raids. Their loud, booming barks can alert of intruders from a great distance, and they can often successfully intimidate khait, causing some mounted raids to end in humiliating failure. Dírgrahdain are often killed in raids, either to fend off the attacking dog or to silence it before its master can be alerted. This is not outright dishonorable, but not something one will be commended for. Cattle raiding culture here values swiftness, stealth, and strategy- such smash and grab tactics are seen as brutish (and will often result in harsher retribution).
Like most LGDs, they primarily defend their herds by displays of aggression and power, using their loud bark, fearsome growl, and powerful bodies to chase and intimidate predators away without physical contact. Even so, it is necessary for all working dírgrahdain to be willing and able to physically confront predators when necessary. A well-trained, well-bonded dog will defend their herds with their very life, and is often effective in combat against even very large wild predators. Their dense ‘manes’ offer a degree of protection from wounds to the throat, and may be supplemented with spiked collars.
If a mother dog kills a predator, it is often customary to open the carcass and lead her puppies to feed on it. This is thought to teach the pups to be fearless against their enemies, and that they will grow up to be uniquely powerful and brave adults. Pups are given names upon reaching adult size, and ones who have consumed the flesh of predators will get unique names related to their mother's kill, or epithets as supplements to a given name (the exact details of this practice culturally varies). One might encounter dogs in the Highlands named things like Lionsbane, Hyena-killer, She Who Bites Jackals, Lion-Fed Shaggy (Lion-Fed being the honorable epithet, Shaggy being the dog's name, possibly given by a very small child)
The mere gaze of a dírgrahdain is said to fend off malicious spirits, and their thundering bark can scare away even the most dangerous of mountain devils. Their shed hair is needle felted into little dolls (usually into the form of dogs themselves) and placed into the cradles of infants and worn as charms by children to protect them from harm (both mundane and supernatural). Manes taken from dead dírgrahdain have uses among some of the Hill Tribes, and are typically only allowed to be used by their masters (unless recieved as a gift). The most prominent usages are being worn to fend off evil spirits and predators while traveling alone, and some traditions involve placing the manes around the necks or across the bellies of women in labor as a means of spiritual protection for mother and child during birth.
The Hill Tribes and Wardi both identify the same constellation along the ecliptic as a dog. In the case of the former, this stellar dog is identified as Mak-Urudain, a gigantic dírgrahdain with fur the color of flame and eyes as bright as stars, who is the eternal guardian of the Celestial Fields. He allows the souls of the worthy dead to pass into the afterlife and for esteemed ancestors to descend back to the land to guide the living, while preventing malicious spirits, devils, and the dishonored dead from entry.
One Bernike tale describes her attempting to fly into the Celestial Fields to steal the heavenly cattle who graze there. She took the form of a golden eagle, pretending to be an ancestor returning from a sojourn to the world of the living in order to get past the guardian hound. Mak-Urudain was not fooled for long, and led her on a long chase through the night sky before capturing her and hurling her out of the Celestial Fields.
She was never able to even touch the ground of the Fields (much less take any cattle), but had just enough time to take a single seed of heavenly grass in her beak. She returned to her mountain (missing most of her tail feathers and much of her pride) and planted the grass in her then-barren slopes. This is why the grass on Bernike's mountain is so tall and abundant and why cattle there grow so fat and healthy, like all cattle will in the afterlife. The howling winds heard from the mountaintops are playfully suggested to be the barks and howls of Mak-Urudain, calling down from the heavens to keep the witch grounded in the world of the living.
#DOG PARAGRAPHS: 2 (and lite horse material)#hill tribes#creatures#Brakul's chest tattoo is supposed to be a dírgrahdain but the only thing the guy who did it got right was the curly tail.#Everyone around him who gets past the 'ew whats with the tattoos' thing enough to make any non-disparaging comments#tends to assume that it's a kulimane and it pisses him off so fucking bad#And the worst part is that it really does look more like a kulimane than anything else#(Scenario was Brakul- barely able to speak Wardi- attempting to communicate a nuanced description of a dog breed to a guy who#absolutely could not be trusted to draw a recognizable dog to begin with and was tattooing him with a cactus spine)#(Janeys kind of looming nearby and using all 5.25 words of Urbinnas dialect he knows to confidently and incorrectly assist#in translation. Fully making it worse by intervening like 'he's saying he wants the ears bigger you fucking moron')#(at one point the dude gets to the tail and Brakul is just frantically gesturing a spiral shape into the air and that ends up being#only part executed more or less correctly)
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#aaaaand just like that he's gone#(feels so surreal doesn't it?)#well done starlight#you okay tho#no seriously#you still with us?#hey-#WELL IM DEFINITELY NOT OKAY THIS SHIT HAD BEEN SITTING IN MY WIP FOLDER FOR A M O N T H#do you wanna know why#KAZOODOOR THAT'S WHY#BITCH KEPT MESSING EVERYTHING UP#DUDE YOU'RE DEAD HOW CAN YOU STILL BE SO ANNOYING#THIS ISN'T EVEN ABOUT YOU YOU'RE JUST A DECORATION HERE#REST IN PISS#NOBODY MISSES U#RRRRRRRAAAHHHHHHHHHHH#well at least our little star seems fine#he's not even crying#looks like he may in a second tho#BUT as art is all about CAPTURING THE MOMENT here's the moment where he's NOT crying#yet#and would you look at that I'm disrespecting the rules of anatomy again#kazoo's spine is broken#THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR KEEP MESSING UP MY PICTURE#Astarion did the stabstab I did the crackcrack#no regrets#astarion#bg3#baldur's gate 3#astarion fanart
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Okay okay, just two more things I want to point out before I head off to bed.
Firstly, I’ve seen people point out how Soren was shown bleeding or that he had blood on him, but why?
And why does he suddenly shift moods in the same clip?
Also, it looks like he’s looking up more in the first image and with concern.
I mean, with the background and all, this looks like it might take place at Katolis. But why would he have blood on him there? Was he in a fight with someone? Is the person he’s fighting the one he’s looking at here?? I need answers!
Secondly,
Oh my gosh. Did anyone hear that insane screaming from Claudia??
Even with the sound of the music overlapping it, her screaming was so clear and loud in the background.
It sounds gut wrenching.
Racquel was not kidding when she said she was really pushed to her limits when it came to her voice acting this season. I hope her vocal cords aren’t totally fried now.
#the dragon prince#tdp#tdp season 6#tdp spoilers#tdp s6 spoilers#tdp speculation#tdp s6 speculation#soren#claudia#tdp soren#soren tdp#tdp claudia#claudia tdp#whoever he’s talking to he looks like he’s so just done with them#dude looks pissed off in that second image lol#he’s had his last straw and I’m here for it#a part of me hopes and wishes it’s viren he’s talking to but idk if that’s likely#and I can’t even imagine what’s going to happen with claudia#I am not prepared for this season#viren what have you done#look at your children. they are not okay.
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“Omission is the easiest way to lie.” Neil said. “You could have corrected me.”
“Could have, didn’t.” Andrew said. “Figure it out for yourself.”
(The Foxhole Court, p. 28)
^ Neil about to internalize it and tell no one about a certain countdown two books later.
#tfc#andriel#andrew minyard#neil josten#it’s actually so fun rereading this series#I’m annotating this time#I have a lot of thoughts#hindsight really is 20/20#I’m seeing so much ina. diff light#like I was pissed at Andrew for so much of this book#but looking back is so funny#cause I was with Neil like wtf is wrong with this dude#when I first read this#but now I’m like Neil you really were the craziest motherfucker ever#it’s so wonderful#the foxhole court#aftg post#musings#aftg reread
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Moulin Rouge AU
The story follows Moulin Rouge star performer, Daniel LaRusso, and an American writer, Johnny Lawrence, as they navigate through a tumultuous love affair. Little do they know about John Kreese's plan: set LaRusso up with a wealthy man, Terry Silver, to take revenge on Mr. Miyagi, Daniel's father.
#u guys i have had this since june in my drafts i think it's time to set it free HAHA#i don't even remember how i came up with this. i think i was screaming el tango de roxanne and then this happened lmao#okay i remembered actually. it always pissed me off how Christian was JEALOUS#like bro my dude your girl loves you. she didn't want to do this. and you're JEALOUS#(maybe i interpreted it wrong. i hope i did)#and the same goes for that au where johnny is in tkk3. like he could be jealous of silver at first when he also considered him a good guy#“no wonder daniel is looking at him with those puppy eyes. he's handsome tall and knows karate better than me:(”#but when he found out about silver's true face he would be just angry and try to open daniel's eyes until it's too late.#anyway-#the karate kid#daniel larusso#john kreese#who wasn't supposed to be here but i liked marty in Shootfighter too much not to include lol#terry silver#johnny lawrence#lawrusso#cobra husbands or/and silverusso if u squint
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oh my god FLOYD........ The band breakup iM CRYING... I love your OCs and the ex band mates lore so much 😭😭 You did a great job with your description of bipolar as well!! I was diagnosed bipolar 1 a few years ago, if you have any question about it and how it feels/some anecdotes feel free to ask! :)
Oh my gosh I was not expecting this! Thank you for the offer, I will definitely take you up on it sometime soon. I've done a bunch of reading but it would be something else completely to talk to someone who deals with this issue themselves. But I am happy that the research I've done is approved, especially since I think, from how I imagine Floyd behaving, I think he has bipolar 1 too, but I'd have to read more to say that confidently.
#trolls#dreamworks trolls#trolls floyd#ex bandmates#my art#answered#something about floyd coming in two very opposite modes is really fun to think about#he is the worst when he's manic and pissed off/irritable at the same time. which is what he was when he left the band#also his (hypo)manic episodes look very similar to what he is like on sour worms#(behavior AND saturated colors)#so the bandmates need a long time to figure out something is wrong with him#and that he isn't lying about not eating worms when they're not looking#but even then they don't come to an answer and are doubting his honesty#lil dude is staying undiagnosed for now
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last night I was doing a rewatch and I requested characters to draw from my gf and so here's the result!!
#naruto#my art#naruto art#uzumaki naruto#uchiha sasuke#gaara#deidara#uchiha itachi#kabuto yakuchi#nara shikamaru#rock lee#hyuga neji#it WAS fun to make#i'll do it again sometimes#kinda funny to see sasuke looking pissed while naruto is just being a lil dude
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The fact that I’m not even joking and this was an actual subplot in Rebirth lmaoo
#now that some of us are ready to talk about it….dude i can’t—#when i realized glenn was dead and seph had just been using a black robe guy to troll rufus for the entire game i lost it#GFDHJSKL#also i literally just looked up “mean girl reaction memes” because nothing else fits quite so well LOL#SEPH CALLED HIM A BRATTY RICH KID WITH DADDY ISSUES GFYDHUJI#THIS IS THE PETTIEST AND FUNNIEST SHIT HE’S EVER DONE#and the fact that it’s probably him being subconsciously pissed at rufus for killing glenn#OHOO IT’S PERSONAL#i’m so glad they did this#sephiroth#rufus shinra#ff7#ff7 rebirth spoilers#rebirth spoilers#spoilers#ffvii rebirth
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Davesport sauna because the world is my toy and I play with it
#my art#davesport#dsaf#dayshift at freddys#dayshift at freddy's#dsaf dave#dsaf jack#jack kennedy#dave miller#I need to kill these dudes IMMEDIATELY#they piss me off and rot my brain. I see orange and purple together and my brain immediately thinks “davesport lol”#I'm sick of it.#It's so tiring.#I can't look at fucking colors matching together anymore#Davesport has taken over my heart and soul and also my rationality#I must obey dave miller and jack kennedy dsaf
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I was planning on wearing jeans and a western(ish) shirt to Juno's world premiere. I thought it was a cool look, and it had a collar. That's fancy, right? I thought. When the Fox Searchlight publicity team learned about my outfit, they urgently took me to Holt Renfrew on Bloor Street, with a dramatic rushing that is characteristic of the Hollywood circulatory system. I suggested a suit. They said I should wear a dress and heels. After they discussed this with the director, he called me. He said he agreed with them, insisting that I play the part. Michael Cera rocked sneakers, slacks, and a collared shirt. He looked fancy to me. I wonder why they didn't take him to Holt Renfrew. I guess he had nothing to hide, he was approved. He fit the part.
Elliot Page, Pageboy, 2023
#i was gifted this book and don't know much about Elliot Page's films#I read this bit and looked up what they made him wear and just thought#jesus dude#pageboy#elliot page#they did him dirty#strapless??? i would rather fucking die#at that age?? fuck dude#it's interesting reading about his rural upbringing bc I also had that#and in a similar part of the world#but he is white and i am not#which makes a difference#it's just interesting#anyway that's enough tags#the fucking double standard just pisses me off so much ok ok that's enough
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What I think: Thrawn alliances is a comedy but it's also a tragedy because thrawn KNOWS its anakin, he can see it in every move vader makes, and everyone around him pretends anakin died, including anakin, and he doesn't know why. He doesn't know the full story of anakins fall, but a long time ago he met a jedi who was probably the first jedi who wasn't trying to kill him, and did a whole lot of other batshit things instead. But even though anakin was impulsive and vengeful and singlehandedly destroyed a planets environment, he was a good man and an honorable warrior and that's all that mattered to thrawn, and obviously thrawn admired anakin enough that he thought the mention of anakins name could get him clemency from the Empire. Instead anakins walking around in an oubliette and he's seven inches taller and hates thrawns guts but obviously he's STILL anakin skywalker and it's obvious, why does no one else see it? So he continues to bring up anakins name so that vader will stop being a rage-filled bloodthirsty idiot and stop pretending his old self is gone, thrawn keeps trying to unearth anakins chutzpah and his valor and his anakin-ness, and it's not until the epilogue that thrawn has accepted that, one way or another, anakin has gone and there's just a tired, vindictive cyborg in his place
What I say:
#oh thrawn we're really in it now#thrawn alliances is so funny but wdym its just Thrawn going ITLL WORK THIS TIME#SOURCE: DUDE TRUST ME 👐‼️ every time it looks like hes committing treason so that the government doesnt kill him#star wars#thrawn alliances#what do you MEAN in both halves of the books plot thrawn is in danger#because in the flashbacks storyline hes been shot a dozen times but in the present hes pissing off darth vader enough to make him murdery??
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that cant be safe
#thisis the only fucking flipline post ill ever make. worlds most tatonbait papa louie character#calypso island is so fucked up dude has anyone thought of this#i cant stop thinking about how fucked up it is#does anyone even like this guy? is it just me? whatever#im getting killed with hammers for posting this either way#in my mind. sorry#flipline studios#papa louie#flipline kahuna#Why is he named thattttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt#aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa#sorry i get pissed off when i realize i actually do likehim its like a coping mechanism#taton's art#?????????????????fuck dude i guess#dont look at me
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PLEASEEEE i want to be your sex toy ftm bf..... you can use me as a cuntboy sex doll please please please please break my hymen and take my stupid virginity!!!!
Babes i think you may be on the wrong blog. im a submissive 4-inch girlthing who cries herself to sleep. i am not your futanari hymen breaker mommy. did you like. not even bother to look at my posts?
#t4t#anon ask#asks#transhet nsft#t4t nsft#like as far as weird asks go I'm not like pissed but it's like#dude#look where you are.#you must be this much of a scary tboy older brother figure to rid that ride
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"Bella looks like a child"
"Bella should've been recasted they don't look like adult enough"
Fuck right off, they definitely looks so much more mature and older.
#dude the amount of comments I saw about it#it pissed me off#not to talk about the fact that they don't look like Ellie#what the everloving fuck#the meanass comments about Bella and Pedro on the bird app and tiktok have been crazy#saying Hugh Jackman was better for Joel#or I dont remember who they fan casted for Ellie#and it's valid to fancast#but to shit on the actors#why#so this is gonna be a game and show positive blog#and if you don't like that block me#I am gonna love both#joel and ellie#tlou#the last of us#ellie williams#bella ramsey
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just like big brother
#fancomic shitposting#you cannot tell me#bayDonnie does not take every#available#opportunity#to annoy bayRaph like this#am i calling out all the dudes#who fake cross their arms#but push up against their biceps#to make them look bigger?#YEAH#WHAT CAN YOU DO ABOUT IT HUH?#like morgan freeman in#Now You See Me#revealing secrets not mine to expose#now Donnie knows he barely got a bicep and tricep to rub together#but to take the piss outta Raph?#for the giggles?#the chortles?#the shit-eating grinning?#absolutely#Raph and Casey absolutely do this#unironically#Casey literally did it in movie too#Mikey does it... to warm up his widdle fingies#armpit warmth is warm I'll give you that#but... dude#ew#(i say even tho I do it too)#(because doing the thigh version doesn't... look right sometimes)
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