#ducky’s mad

[ravings-of-a-mad-scientist]

Mad Scientist Convention 

Mad Scientist: So, how did all of you go mad?

Mad Psychologist: If you stare into the abyss (Freud) too long, it stares back!

Mad Quantum Physicist: I have witnessed cosmic horrors beyond human comprehension!

Mad Astronomer: GLIMPSED THE INSIGNIFICANCE AND FRAGILITY OF OUR PLACE IN THE INFINITE COSMOS!!!

Mad Chemist: Too much heavy metal poisoning. Happy unbirthday, by the way!

Mad Geologist: Yeah, me too. Shouldn’t have licked all those rocks.

Mad Physician: This one time I didn't sleep for nine days straight because this one guy “fell” on a firework and blew up his butt and went to a chiropractor first who somehow made it worse. I just lost all faith in humanity after that.

Mad Computer Scientist: I forgot ONE semicolon! Isn't that right Dr. Rubber Ducky?

Mad Rubber Ducky: 

Mad Computer Scientist: Wilson? WILSON!?

[glacier-shrimp]

Duckies ✨

[darkstatic00]

Lucifer ultimate boss daddy in a suit because yes

[hale-nathan]

Trump Weird News - Donald Trump You're Now Donald Duck

[scienceroach]

I cannot make you understand. I cannot make anyone understand what is happening inside of me. I cannot even explain it myself.

[doomduck]

In a mildly horrific reminder of how dangerous skating can be especially in a public session; one of the coaches was ran into by another skater and went down hard.

Thankfully she was able to get off the ice by herself, but she has on going back and hip injuries so she nearly had a panic attack thinking that she might never skate again.

Then when I was at the boards checking on her a small child ran into my legs.

Stay safe out there kids xx

[2bu]

dude no one cares about your weird fetishy obsession with all might. who cares? genuinely? grow up 😭😭😭

This is really funny because I don't care what you think. He's my snookie pookie cookie snugglebear babygirl househusband and the idea of him existing makes me want to kill myself far less, so honestly fuck off and die mad about it 😋🖕🏽

[everythingsinred]

lil tentative psa

shared a bit abt this in the ga discord server a bit ago but i lost track of it because i got very busy in the interim but i see the problem has not gone away (and in fact gotten a bit worse) so i am going to share some info here.

i see that "capsize" by Ducky-san on ffn has been crossposted onto ao3 under a different username (DarkFaerie0) and im suspicious bc the original notes on the chapters are gone and there is no mention of the original work or crossposting. i'm concerned that someone is stealing someone else's work and claiming credit for it. i have reached out to Ducky-san directly on ffn but since they haven't been active in a few years, i don't know if i will get a response.

the crossposted fic has a decent amount of interaction and comments for a ga fic, and if it isn't Ducky-san, then it makes me sick to see someone else get praise for hard work that isn't theirs.

if this is this is them crossposting their own work, then i'm happy they're still kicking! but if this is a fic thief, then i suggest ppl proceed with caution

i'm posting to spread caution but also if you know anything about who is posting that fic, please let me know. if it is Ducky-san under a new user, then i will happily delete this post! but if it isn't, then some interference will need to take place.

[creative-chaos-apparently]

“You’ll be all better by day three.” BULLSHIT

[galionne-speeding]

Dr. Brandon Quark but his duckification is complete. Somehow, he seems happier like this.

He doesn't appear to be aware of his past as a human but still seems to recognize D.U.F.U.S. and drops by every year to see him, rest and stuff himself full of bread before migrating south.

[irlvernon-moved]

i was tagged by @woozification ahhhhh this picrew is so cute 😭 catify yourself!

this is me as a cat bc i take showers multiple times a day and always have my tumbler with me

tagging my cat moots @junranghae @wnjunhui @woozi (yes i have declared you have a cat persona but no pressure) and everyone else who wants to do this! pls its so cute

[stargazerdaisy]

Muz has Covid. On the literal anniversary of having it last year. The older two kids are symptomatic and presumed positive, even though they tested negative. Tonight, Ducky has an orchestra concert. And I am once again flying solo just before Christmas. I DO NOT LIKE THIS REPEAT OF LAST YEAR, THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

[razorsadness]

Charlie Brown

When the little tree falters and droops pathetically under the weight of that innocent-looking but fatal ornament, and Charlie Brown wails I've killed it, everything I touch gets ruined, I feel for the guy: I know the sad prison his heart's doing time in. I know how it feels to be King Midas's evil twin, Destructo-Man careening through the world, smashing houses, reducing highways to rubble, leveling whole cities with my evil-eye laser beams and mega-grenades. If only I could hold a cute little bunny without crushing the breath out of it with my unrestrained strength, if only I could embrace a woman without inspiring in her the sudden desire to get a restraining order or move to Cleveland. I wish I could have a drink with Charlie Brown—he must be old enough now, he probably goes by Charles, or Chuck— and tell him it gets better, Chuck, or, really, it doesn't, but you learn to live with it, and you learn that what you destroy comes back to you, not always, but sometimes, refreshed and reassembled, almost as good as new, and sometimes—sometimes—bearing the willingness to forgive. And he'd take a long, mad gulp of his vodka gimlet, stare off into a world that only he is heartbroken and tipsy enough to see—some planar Midwestern town with repeating trees and ink-black night skies— and, forgetting that I was there, he'd shake that globe of a head and sigh and mutter You know, the truth is that Linus was right. It really wasn't such a bad little tree.

—Troy Jollimore, from Syllabus of Errors (Princeton University Press, September 2015)

[jonathanrook]

can you all manifest me waking tomorrow w a fully formed plot for this new fic the way i had for my last ones thanks

[scienceroach]

@moxxietude // Instant panic attack from Moxxie when he sees a gigantic roach. In the Human world. That's not-- that's not normal. Legs freeze up and he locks in place like a fainting faint. "AAAh!" (( Mox, that's rude. You've seen bug-people demons before, c'mon. ))

The doctor stares, watching the poor little guy freak out. While he should be used to this by now...somehow, he's not. Instead, right now, he's mostly thankful he has shit hearing.

" ...man, did I really forget to moisturize this morning ? " Doc, what the fuck.

[doomduck]

Today in skating I got stranded at a train station on the way to the rink thanks to the cops shutting it down in both directions.

And having only had one coffee so far that morning, the whole debacle did not put me in a good mood.

So it was either wait nearly 20min for a bus with a nearly 20min bus ride to a metro station to wait god knows how long a wait for a metro train.

Or wait indefinitely to find out if they would organise bus to take us back the way I came.

Nearly called dad to save me. But I waited. Ended up getting a replacement bus that went express to southern Cross station. Yeah!

Grabbed something to eat on the waybto the rink. By that point I had last eaten a little after 7am. It was after 11am by the time I got to docklands.

No off ice warm up and the ice was garbage. While it wasn't busy by Sunday standards dodging people was still a pain in the arse. Also scary as I watched a figure skater trying hydroblade in the middle nearly taking out other figure skaters and children a like. I'm not sure what I should have done about that to be honest. I'm a bit baffled that the rink staff didn't call her out on it.

Everything was just off today. Probably because I was worrying about if I was going to be able to get home or not. And no warm up.

Trains ended being business as usual on the way home so was worried for nothing.

On the upside i came home to this:

I was not expecting the hoodie. I thoughtI onlyorderedthe blue ray so its a delightful surprise. Its a perfect fit. I will be wearing skating. Guess what next week's skating theme is lol.

Prologue looks to be the December 5th performance (which is my birthday also when yuzu announced gift). I also wore the Prologue tshirt to the rink today. So yuzuru saves the day again lol.