#ducks are cool

[ayanolikesbread]

Ducks

[garrywantspasta]

Hi, long time admirer here, ahem, heard you're taking requests... do you know anything about Argentina? Erm, there's this 1980 Tony Awards performance for a certain musical and the president was wearing purple pajamjams and the First Lady, ahem, a really nice negligee... Reminded me of Wanda in her robe at Episode 1. Anyway. Harkximoff as powerful political couple? Cool, cool. Goodnight and Thank You (whoever).

Daaaammmn... That's a creative(and specific) one.... 🥹

But hear me out. Why not Matrix Duck instead???? 🤌

[randomstuffnobodywillsee]

lucky the ducky

I had to Lucky kept trying to eat it

^ extra of 2 other ducklings on our table

[v-vox-v]

I think I am a bit late but do you want a duck for your birthday. I have 943 now so I can give you one

I’ll gladly take one :]

[tyra-altavilla]

Here's a GIF

And here's all of the frames!!

[midnight-soulless-system]

I love how obvious it is that you were just scrolling through penis post blogs

oh yeah. I'm gonna keep going lmao.

[nonpensopropriosstuff]

PAPERA!

[cookiessncraem]

✦Duck✦

[acetheidiotinacloset]

Please ask me something I'm bored and don't care what you ask, I need something to do before I implode

[harflarken]

JOE!! ⚡️ my silly little duck gay boy - he/it pronouns

this one is from oct 15th, 2022 :) it was supposed to be just a simple sketch but of course it turned out more than it was supposed to be this was made when brazil lost the world cup 2022 ueueueue ANYWAYS! joe's toyhouse profile if you'd like to check it out: here

[amnhnyc]

This Fossil Friday, meet the Museum’s mummified hadrosaur—one of the most complete pieces of Mesozoic dinosaur remains ever found! This fossil represents one of the greatest discoveries in the history of paleontology: a rare glimpse at the texture of dinosaur skin. Like the skin on modern birds’ feet, this duck-billed dinosaur’s skin was marked by bumps called tubercles. The tubercles are larger along the animal’s back and sides and smaller around the joints, which needed to be flexible.

Photo: Image no. ptc-7737 © / AMNH Library (Circa 1992)

[theclaravoyant]

Thinking about how Crowley thinks Aziraphale calls him when he’s bored (when nothing is happening) , when he’s “done something clever” (when something good happens), or when he needs help (when something bad happens) . Like. Crowley my beloved that’s all the times.

[randomstuffnobodywillsee]

Ducklings

momma hen is very protective of her ducklings who cares what species they are.

They just hatched yesterday so I did not want to disturb them to much

[glow-worms-are-believers]

Hop Jon over (dp x dc)

"Hey mister, are you dead?" was the first thing Danny heard as he found his way back to consciousness. His body vehemently protested the move by alighting every single one of his nerve ending on fire and Danny groaned.

"Mister?"

Danny's ribs were killing him, or at least they felt like they were, and he would know. He cracked his eyes open to find a small boy crouching over him with his hands on his knees and his blue eyes wide in curiosity.

"Who-" Danny croaked.

"My name's Johnatan like grandpa, but everyone calls me Jon," the kid started babbling. "I live in Metropolis, do you know Metropolis? It's the biggest city in the world. My parents work there, they're reporters but now it's summer break so I'm with Grandma and Grandpa. You fell through the old barn from the sky. Are you an alien, like Superman?"

"Ugh," Danny said as he closed his eyes again.

"Mr. Alien, are you dead again now?"

"Yes," Danny said as he put his arm over his face, wishing he could just Not Exist.

"You're lying," the kid stated confidently. "Dead people don't talk."

"They do too," Danny mumbled as he raised his head off the floor to look at the kid properly.

"Do not!"

"Do too."

"I'm telling Grandma you're a liar," the kid sing-longed before bolting out of Danny's field of vision.

With a thud, Danny let his head fall back down. Welp, it wasn't like he was going anywhere, why not invite more people over to witness this absolute embarrassment.

[whatsupspaceman]

we could have mobile games like cool math duck life and papas pizzeria and bloonz tower defense and old masterpieces like original angry birds and jet pack joyride and small online games like webkinz home before dark and polar bear plunge and flash games like holeio and snake and we could have barbie dress up and horse riding and we could have them all without thousands of shitty 2 minute ads and microtransactions and unskippable popups and imbedded app store links and we could have new games new incredible story based adventures, puzzles, well designed mini platformers, we have an entire universe of unexplored medium right here in the palm of your hand! we could have REAL games! real wonderful games not misleading not clickbait we could have everything in the whole wide world and we could have them them on the phone! WE COULD HAVE THEM ON THE PHONE !!!!!!!!!!! DOES IT NOT MAKE YOU SICK???? DOES IT NOT SHATTER YOUR HEART !!!!