#ducknon

[real-total-drama-takes]

I wish Eva was in the show more. Her and Katie/Sadie are the only characters to appear in only one season and that makes me sad because she's got such a fun design. But to cancel it out I like to HC that she's the only one who gets out. Like out of the reality TV show system that every character has basically been trapped in since they were sixteen.

After the show Eva trains like hell, gets to the Olympics and wins her country gold. She isn't the richest or most "successful" contestant by a far shot but she is the one who is most satisfied where her life ended up. -🦆

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[deepspacexavier]

*It looks at him and just wobbles on his foot. Occasionally using it's bill and wings to keep its balance, but other than it's just looking at you and wondering what you're saying.*

*Well other than the fact it is trying to not fall asleep on his foot. It's starting to get a little more grumpy now.*

- ducknon

*Sighs and slowly hobbles over to a bench to sit down, gentle not to knock it off*

*He supposes now's as good a time as ever for a nap*

[jeremiahofphilo]

*A wild duck has appeared! It's trying to nip at a plotted flower right by the back door for some reason... Like it's trying to be a feathered thief!*

- ducknon

Hey there little guy! A bit lost are we?

Those aren't good buuuuuut, I might have some breadcrumbs... ah.

*Rushes to return to it with pieces of bread from a sandwich*

That's ok, I'm lost too. Let's get you back to where you belong, at least one of us.

[flamesque]

(Heyo, I'm new to the blog. Just popping in with something hopefully funny).

*You heard a thud at your window- It had to be that silly seagull, right? Nope. It's a random duck. It looks to be a mallard and it's very confused one at that.* -ducknon

{ an unplanned brush of his paintbrush against the canvas where it wasn't supposed to be now stares at him mockingly. He sighed, staring at it briefly before remembering he heard a thud and he placed his belongings down before inspecting it. }

Geeeeez, a seagull again? Oh--you're... not a seagull. You... okay? Ah, wait, want some bread?

[zayne-snowman]

*Typically, a duckling would've just run away, but it seems like this one has a taste for finger tips. It's not super aggressive at first, but did give you at least one warning hard bite because it didn't like how close your fingers were to its head. Upon further inspection, does have a small cut and its fuzz is a little bit bald on its back.*

*Other than its mini tantrum, it's just stared up at you and then at the view from up high, seemingly more a little relaxed and definitely a lot more confused.

- ducknon

Zayne furrows his brow at the chomp, but it doesn't deter his efforts. He brings the duckling close to his chest and stands up, walking towards the hospital.

I mean no harm, I promise. We'll help you.

He walks slowly, as to not disturb the duck, seizing the moment to look closer at its wounds.

Are you hungry? I'll feed you some oats and then treat your cut. How does that sound?

[thomasicism]

*The duck looked inquisitively at his hands and tilted its head at the noises coming from this large creature.*

*Though instead of coming closer it just made itself comfortable in the middle of the hall towards his office much to the small potential inconvenience to everyone around it. It just stared at you without a single thought behind its eyes now.* - ducknon

*/Stares back at the duck for a moment in silence, before sighing;

...

You might get hurt there. It's not good for a duck to stay in the middle of a hall...

*/Stands up and takes a few slow steps forward, not wanting to scare the duck away, before holding out a hand once more;

Come now... At least let me take you somewhere more comfortable?

[iliveinmyheadabovemybody]

ducknon hopes you're having a good day/night/weekend!!

Oh thanks buddy I hope you're having a good time too (it's 1:53am over here btw)

[real-total-drama-takes]

As requested Total Drama Divorce headcanons

-Heather and Alejandro get married in like 2016, then get divorced in 2017, but then remarry in 2019 and divorce in 2023

Crimson and innui never actually gets married but aare one of the few total drama relationships to last

Izzy and Owen I don't think even get married they break up at some point around 2012 after world tour. That's why he wasn't in all stars Owen was depressed

Bridgette and Geoff get married and have like a big celebrity wedding. And then have a big celebrity divorce that's really messy

Lindsey and Tyler probably stay together. Even if they stop loving each other I feel like they're the type to stay together because is convenient

Sam and Dakota are getting divorced come one Sam is he most divorced guy I've ever seen. Sorry Samkota fans :-(

Harold and Leshawna are kinda in the same boat as Sam and Dakota. I don't wanna say it but I think they'd split up. I just don't know what they'd talk about they don't seem to have that many shades interests.

Noah and Emma stay together for like five years and break up. Neither of them are particularly surprised nor do either of them take it badly.

Duncan and Courtney get between action and world tour to spite their parents probably. You can technically get married at 16 in Canada and legal loopholes feels up both of their Ally's. They both do it to spite people and basically ruined any potential relationship they could have. You can guess what happens after world tour.

Devin and Carrie are such classic married young divorced young couples I can't even describe it. Does this ship have fans an I gonna make someone mad with this because I don't think anyone cares

Stephanie and Ryan get divorced. It takes them too long. Significantly too long. Like they have kids and get them tied up into the problem.

I mostly stuck to canon ships but eh what the hell

Cody and Sierra get divorced but there are two possibilities. Either Cody divorces Sierra because she keeps acting the way she did before and is unable to change. Or she does change but doing so is forced to realize just how flawed of a person Cody is.

-🦆

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[real-total-drama-takes]

Saw some people making Au's, so fuck it here's Total Drama chainsaw man au. This one's for the three people who like both of these things. Nobody else

Denji- Scott (I considered Duncan but Duncan has too much ego. Scott has the perfect mix of delinquent but also desperate for positive reinforcement. Blondish boys who get mauled to death and keep getting back up. Does that make Fang Puchita? Maybe?)

Makima- Scarlett (I spent real life twenty minutes arguing with myself over this. I almost picked blainely but thought better. They both have a double act thing going on, and also red hair. Hair color goes a mile when assigning characters together)

Aki- Alejandro (both get kicked in the nuts on screen, there's another parallel to what happens to both of them at the end of their arc but I wont elaborate to avoid spoilers)

Power- Blainely (wanted to make this Izzy but there was a better fit elsewhere. Power can be reasoned with I think, she's just very self serving.)

Himeno- Bridgette (I don't know either. Similar personalities I guess?)

Kobeni- Zoey (Zoey would kill Scott if she needed to in order to survive, I think.)

Kishibe- Chef (no notes)(for the dynamic to stay pure I'll make Yoshida Chris. I was this close to making Chris Makima but I couldn't)

Angel- Dawn (also no notes)

Quanxi- Eva (and for her polycule. Lindsay(pingsti), Heather(long), , Courtney (cosmos fiend) and Crimson(tsugi hagi)

Reze- Izzy (teen girls turned into weapons of war)

Asa- Gwen (spoilers for part 2) I know this seems like a stretch but it actually works. Both are the type of person to apologize for something they don't even feel bad about just to appease those mad at them. Honestly asa's closer to all stars Gwen now that I think about it.)

- 🦆)

[real-total-drama-takes]

Ducknon and catanon need to meet…..disaster takes will cancel each other out

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[real-total-drama-takes]

Pahkitew island/Ridonculous Race hc's because I forgot those seasons existed in my other posts-🦆

-Scarlett breaks out of prison within the year of being sentenced. And this may be wishful thinking but I like to believe she gets away with it and escapes the country.

-two years after the show Max also goes to prison. not even for something evil, it was because he got involved in a start up company that was actually a scam. He wasn't supposed to be in there for more than a few months but he got stabbed in the showers and bled out before receiving treatment

-Jeff and Brody don't even know each other. It's weird how Geoff's character switches so much between World Tour and here so I think it's entirely phoney. Bridgette was supposed to be his partner but pulled out last second, so he paid some random actor to join him

-nearly immediately after getting home from the show Bridgette tells him she wants a divorce.

-Jay and Mickey are gonna live together until one/both of them die (which will probably be soon). I think they at least get into their forties living this weird Wes Anderson esc hell where they're both too afraid of change to leave but both uncomfortable still living with their brother as adults. And then when they're fifty I think one will kill the other.

-okay I know the creator said none of the total drama characters are homophobic... But this isn't technically total drama. Anyway I think MacArthur holds a majority of xenophobias, and the editors has to cut out roughly an hours worth of content from the final episodes because she kept saying weird shit.

-Samey and Amy are the complete opposite of Jay and Mickey. As soon as it's possible they plan to never speak to each other again, but keep getting forced to interact. I think it also ends with one of them trying to kill the other but like over their rich dad's will.

-Ella isn't a Disney adult but eventually evolves into one. +Swiftie +Harry Potter fan

-"Sugar" is actually a drag queen who nobody ever questioned, and just stayed in character for mo this at a time.

-this isn't a character headcanons but more like world headcanons ig. I feel like by the time ridiculous race/pahkitew island came out the total drama crazy had died slightly so most of them who weren't on previous seasons wouldn't really be famous. At least not as famous as gen 1/gen 2.

-Topher though does decently, he never gets to host total drama or even any real reality show but he does get popular on like in universe twitch equivalent. He saves up money for years to do a Livestream version of total drama which gets copyright strikes within the hour. He cries for hours when he hears Chris dies and screams at his mods to permaban everyone copy and pasting the "smoking on that McClain pack" copypasta.

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[deepspacexavier]

*The duck gave one last tug before just sitting on his foot. Yes, literally on his foot *

*It looks determined. Almost testing him and his patience as it just stared up at him with it's black eyes.*

- Ducknon.

*Stares down at it, at a loss, then snaps a photo*

Are my shoes that comfortable? Will you come if I follow?

I'll call you... Sitso.

*Attempts to move his leg to see if it will stay on*

[deepspacexavier]

*A wild duck has appeared behind you! It's nipping at your pant leg for some odd reason.*

-ducknon

*He says nothing and gently shakes his leg, looking to see if it goes away after he does*

I don't have any food.

[real-total-drama-takes]

Follow up (mostly) positive headcannons (-🦆)

-post Mike Divorce Zoey does a lot of soul searching and realizes he's a man. When Mike gets married again to some rando he gets to be mikes best man

-Sam and Dakota are both Jewish (based on the fact Seth Rogan is Jewish and is probably the inspo for Sam)

-in the modern day Trent is somehow more famous than Chris McClain. He's like Ariana Grande where it's more of a fun fact about him than how he's known.

-Assuming next season doesn't start immediately after the first one, Emma dumps chase as soon as she remembers that he's chase.

-Chases "friends" are the ultimate fame fuckers and can't stand him irl. The second chases YouTube channels dies down he will have nothing.

-everything Staci said was true. Every single thing.

-Scotts family Was poor as shit pre show but due to being mauled nearly to death by a shark creature they were payed a settlement out of court to not due the show thats basically equal to the million dollars.

-every year Uncle Grandpa invites the campers to have dinner at his house. Most of them don't show up. <\3

-three years after whatever the most recent season was Chris McClain gets shot in the street by a total drama fan like John Lennon.

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[thomasicism]

*A random duckl has arrived! It gave you a flower and now it is scattered off somewhere. That's odd.* - ducknon

(Not sure what to put, so I did this. Hello 👋🏻)

*/Quizzically picks up the flower and twirls it between his fingers;

Ah—? For me? It's a pretty thing... But where did you get this from...?

*/Lets out a small smile and kneels down, offering a hand as if to coax the duck back to him;

Hey, come here, you might get lost... An art gallery isn't quite the place for a duck to be, you know?

How did you get here, hm? Do you need help getting around to somewhere?

[jeremiahofphilo]

*The duck just stares at you for a moment wondering what are these noises you're making before taking another bite.*

*It was only one bite though before it saw some kind of bug and tried hunting it down. Luckily, it didn't hurt it's bill too much when it was pecking the ground nor were flower pots harmed in it's rampage. Unluckily, there's dirt all over it along with the floor and it's holding a flower captive in its mouth. Like a dog that doesn't know what to do with a stick or its size. It seems oblivious though because it has its flower now and it's just... Loafing.* - ducknon

*Watches with amusement, thoroughly entertained* I guess it's nice to slow down and watch nature do its thing now and then, huh? Huh....

*Considers it probably needs water too and leaves briefly to fill a clay dish normally meant for flower pots with water and sets it next to the duck, just in case*

Cheers, ducky.