#duck talks

[prettycoolducks]

*Recipe says to add bouillon cubes but I misread it and add one billion cubes* auhhh fuck

[morethananinja]

THE DONALD DUCK CABALLEROS CARD HAS BEEN REVEALED

Two more are on the way as Panchito Pistoles and Jose Carioca

Can you guess who’s next on Realm Rumble?

[deweystuber]

Never gonna get over the fact that when I told my friend I was disappointed there were no glasses options in Baldurs gate 3 they told me it made sense because it was a medieval fantasy world, and the technology wasn’t there yet and it could be fixed with magic.

NEVERMIND THE GIANT AUTOMATONS ELEVATORS FACTORIES ETC ETC 😭

I just want my guy to look like me not all of us can afford magic lasik okay 😭

[duck-in-a-spaceship]

I think if I had a kind of shitty day my screen time shouldn't count, actually. That was my cheat day. I needed to be on my phone for seven hours to deal with The Horrors.

[imma-vincent-van-gogh-kms]

Bro I just had a thought

If Bittergiggle’s purpose is to make the others laugh, and everyone is genetically programmed to laugh at his every joke. Wouldn’t that mean Toadster would to? Think about it! He was clearly there when Bittergiggle told the queen that (awful) joke, he would’ve at least chuckled. But fr tho, Toadster radiates closeted lee energy

[que3rduckling]

I love doing the strangers things watchpartys that @bylerweek2023 is hosting for byler week because every time some dramatic or sad is happening on screen, if you look over at the chat we are talking about the most unhinge things like: how does venca use the washroom? or how does venca eat? it is so funny and I am so glad that I have been able to wittiness the chaoticness of us stranger things fans.

[ducktalk]

2023 goals:

-be transgender

-eat good food

-have a hell of a good time

[aduckwithears]

Periodically, it hits me like a ton of bricks that this scene exists:

With the windows framed as their wings, the hand fluttering to the back, the most emotionally devastating kiss ever to be filmed...

I am still not well.

[cairafea]

my favourite genre of seventeen is when they're straight up lying

ref:

[hanselfrei]

my favorite thing to do ever is whenever im sick i’ll text my friends that i died and am in the process of necromancy and that i should be good to go tomorrow

[surreal-duck]

and the clock goes tick tock, tick tock

[prettycoolducks]

Whenever Chell gets tired of hearing Wheatley talk at her she puts a blanket over him like you would with a bird cage and he's like ah it's nighttime innit well I'm off to bed

[morethananinja]

Champion of right is rumbling in realm rumble

[zelpharofficial]

👼🐍"To OUR World..."

~ Anniversary art for Good Omens 2

[duck-in-a-spaceship]

"oh my gosh just talk normal" "just say she's pretty lol" "repeat after me: oh wow i love that outfit!" "can no one give regular compliments anymore?" stop it. why do you want the world to be boring.

[p12lysanderdelanne]

if i had the skills and the patience i would do a whole animation of this but i dont so i wont