#dry it

[ms-demeanor]

hey, don't cry. one cup heavy whipping cream, two tablespoons granulated sugar, three tablespoons cocoa powder and whisk until stiff peaks form for three ingredient chocolate mousse, okay?

[j3tsabyss]

Why do I have to fight my dryer just to DRY MY BLANKET

[bagool-the-wizard]

Somebody ate a hole in the flour.

Any idea who it could be?

[littler3d]

I’m sorry if I was in any version of the pjo universe I would’ve clocked that Percy was the son of Poseidon as soon as the bathroom incident occurred. Tf you mean “I wonder who your dad is” he EXPLODED A TOILET. Chiron this is the second water incident you have witnessed how are you still confused

[bedupolker]

Like a country mouse/city mouse(rat) thing

[flock-talk]

So the shower perch fell off the wall today and Mia got a bit more water than she bargained for

[kaijuparfait]

welcome back Venom, I have missed your deep voice and silly ways

and welcome back Eddie Brock, always.... slightly damp...

[enigmaticwhore]

[morebird]

Father Astarion

[frogchiro]

Maybe an unpopular opinion but a domesticity kink + dry humping is one of the best combos out there EVER

Like imagine this big, strong, burly man like Price or Simon or Graves being absolutely wild and soft for you, the pretty housewife that drives a man crazy♡ All soft curves, nice ample breasts and soft, broad hips with a pretty floral apron tied around your waist as you cook a nice hearty mean for your tired man and greet him with that beautiful smile of yours :((

It honestly would make them soft, desperate, hating the idea of being even a second longer away from you, all pent up and horny so they just cling with their big, rough hands to your hips and they can't helo themselves but thrust their quiclly hardening cocks against you, effectively humping you like an animal in heat but even your soft whines that you need to finish their dinner doesn't stop the man; he needs to fuck, needs to be close to his girl♡

[wanderer-clarisse]

early morning sunlight at Bag End

[amybugz]

big fan of weevils right now!!!

[housecow]

i WISH t shirts looked like this when they’re tight but i gotta hold them to make that happen. anyways, another before n after :3

[finchwingart]

gouache test with one of my favourite burds

[pangur-and-grim]

Is Pangur looking...fluffier? Lately?

you're not imagining things!

this happens to Oriental Longhairs when they get older, they become fluffier. like here she is at 5 months, relatively short-furred:

and then at 4 years, you can definitely see her fur filling out:

and at six years, she's getting shaggy enough that her body is losing definition:

and now at ten years, she's.........yeah.

[hinamie]

i'm on an itafushi kick and i am making it everyone else's problem