#drunk pilot

[thisdrinkinglife]

Dean Martin and Foster Brooks sketch

Foster Brooks as the Drunk Airline Pilot, Dean Martin at the bar.

[drunkpilot]

Venturing Venice: The City of Canals Through My Inebriated Eyes

Venice Venice… the city of canals and romance. It’s a place where the streets are made of water and the buildings are adorned with intricate details. But what happens when you visit Venice with an imaginary monkey that shows up when you drink and a smokin hot wife whom you adore? Let’s just say that the city takes on a whole new dimension. Here’s a tale of my intoxicated journey in Venice,…

[tooquirkytolose]

They knew if they put severance on a network like HBO it'd be far too powerful so they had to relegate it to some nothing streaming service no one even cares about and YET it's so good it's getting attention by sheer word of mouth

[dip-the-pip]

idc about the top songs tell me your last 5 songs and 3 weird honourable mentions for even MAKING it on the top 100 list

[ilovemesomevincentprice]

Vincent Price and Peter Lorre -

The Comedy of Terrors (1963)

[lucifer-is-a-bag-of-dicks]

I am far too drunk to explain this coherently but I'm listening to music abd I think that if you combine tenty one pilots with fallout boy you get my chemical romance

[no-ditches-no-bitches]

gay gay homosexual gay🫵

“…yeaaaah..heheh…. :3”

welcome stone, u too have joined while this stupid BITCH is drunk. Again..-

[jimmyspades]

JAMES SPADER as Timothy Fenwick, Jr. in the pilot of DINER (1983)

[laswells-ashtray]

If they're drinking then Alerudy take up a couch to themselves. Enough space for Alejandro to sit back with his drink of choice in one hand and the rest of the space is for Rudy to lie with his feet hanging over the edge of the couch and his head on Alejandro's lap so Ale can untangle his curls. Rudy will sit and rant passionately about something he's interested in and Alejandro will watch him like a lovesick fool.

It's more for Alejandro's benefit than Rudy's, contrary to popular belief Ale can become quite a miserable drunk at some point during the night. His fond reminiscing becomes sombre and eventually, he's drinking just to try and withstand the misery.

But put Rudy's head in his lap and he's listening to every word out of his mouth like it's gospel. He's watching him with the softest expression anyone around them has ever seen on his face. Someone else starts talking to them? Alejandro ain't even glancing up at that poor fucker, it takes Rudy looking up at him with those soft brown eyes and pointing him in the direction of the speaker for him to even care.

[immortalfan666]

Twenty One Pilots Merch I’ve had since middle school 😭

Not all my merch cause I’m definitely missing more. This isn’t including Trench/ anything other than shirts and SAI era bs. Idk what to do with my oh my josh I’m so dun shirt xD

(I have big plans)

[drunkpilot]

Iceland: Love Under the Northern Lights

Iceland If you’re looking for a destination that will spark your passion and ignite your love, look no further than Iceland. With its breathtaking landscape, magical Northern Lights, and unique culture, Iceland is the perfect place to escape with your special someone and create amazing memories. Here’s a guide to the most romantic escapades in Iceland. Love at First Flight: Chartering the Skies…

[urproblematicfav-ao3]

wipwipwip

I love my babies so much. y'all remember the whole The Great Molasses Flood thing?? Yea that

Also funfact: the song Alastor's playing is Atonement from the Journey soundtrack(specifically at 4:40) Which is both my favorite part of the whole game, and also funny because no the fuck he isn't

[eusuntgratie]

"run and tell your daddy"

I LOVE HIM SO BAD

[stoertebeker]

The thing is I really wear corduroy trousers & suspenders & knit pullovers & boots so often as my everyday outfit now wearing them as part of my u-boat captain costume on Fasching probably won't really feel like dressing up anymore

[no-ditches-no-bitches]

Who is your #1 wife? >:)

“…mhmmmmmm..sssssss…vellllll..:D”

Truth being told; none because he’s not committed enough to have one 💔

[mclovinballz]

Other than Petes music taste Canonically being Metal/rock I think he Would like egg punk Hmmmmm