no-ditches-no-bitches
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He/him idiot What the ballsMhm..men and women..((Pfp by me :DD)$
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no-ditches-no-bitches · 5 minutes ago
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“I’m sure you would. Seem like that kinda guy who judges before asking.”
“Heeeyy there, pal!! Long time, no see!!”
Oh great he’s back
— silly short man (@no-ditches-no-bitches)
“Yeah, I was hoping it’d be longer.”
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no-ditches-no-bitches · 24 minutes ago
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He shrugged.
“You’re not wrong, though. Heard that one a couple hundreds times.”
Oh-
“Heeeyy there, pal!! Long time, no see!!”
Oh great he’s back
— silly short man (@no-ditches-no-bitches)
“Yeah, I was hoping it’d be longer.”
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no-ditches-no-bitches · 1 hour ago
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He snickers
“hit a nerve again? Sorry, pal. Didn’t mean it that time.”
“Heeeyy there, pal!! Long time, no see!!”
Oh great he’s back
— silly short man (@no-ditches-no-bitches)
“Yeah, I was hoping it’d be longer.”
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no-ditches-no-bitches · 1 hour ago
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“Ladies first.”
“Heeeyy there, pal!! Long time, no see!!”
Oh great he’s back
— silly short man (@no-ditches-no-bitches)
“Yeah, I was hoping it’d be longer.”
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no-ditches-no-bitches · 1 hour ago
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”I asked you first.”
“Heeeyy there, pal!! Long time, no see!!”
Oh great he’s back
— silly short man (@no-ditches-no-bitches)
“Yeah, I was hoping it’d be longer.”
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no-ditches-no-bitches · 1 hour ago
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((Yk what I’m making that ditch drawing my pfp))
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no-ditches-no-bitches · 1 hour ago
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“Do you have something against short people.”
“Heeeyy there, pal!! Long time, no see!!”
Oh great he’s back
— silly short man (@no-ditches-no-bitches)
“Yeah, I was hoping it’d be longer.”
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no-ditches-no-bitches · 1 hour ago
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Ok, I can agree with you on that front.
“Exactly.”
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no-ditches-no-bitches · 2 hours ago
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It kinda is considering you have enough money to afford an education.
“Have you seen our school system. It’s fugly.”
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no-ditches-no-bitches · 2 hours ago
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*Insert more snooty laughter*
“LEAVE ME ALONE DUDE ITS NOT MY FAULT IM A FUCKING MORON!!”
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no-ditches-no-bitches · 2 hours ago
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“..oh. Yeah, I knew that! I was just uh- making sureee you did!”
“Heeeyy there, pal!! Long time, no see!!”
Oh great he’s back
— silly short man (@no-ditches-no-bitches)
“Yeah, I was hoping it’d be longer.”
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no-ditches-no-bitches · 2 hours ago
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“End..what-? What does that even mean??”
He’s idiot
“Heeeyy there, pal!! Long time, no see!!”
Oh great he’s back
— silly short man (@no-ditches-no-bitches)
“Yeah, I was hoping it’d be longer.”
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no-ditches-no-bitches · 2 hours ago
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lol, get a load of this goober. Can’t even spell implied. *insert snooty laughter or something*
“I’m un-edu-..LEAVE ME ALONE I LACK THE SKILLS.”
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no-ditches-no-bitches · 2 hours ago
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Of course you’re not! I never said you were.
“YEAH BUT IT WAS IM- IP-?? YOU HINTED AT IT.”
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no-ditches-no-bitches · 2 hours ago
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“No, I don’t think I will<3”
“Heeeyy there, pal!! Long time, no see!!”
Oh great he’s back
— silly short man (@no-ditches-no-bitches)
“Yeah, I was hoping it’d be longer.”
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no-ditches-no-bitches · 2 hours ago
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Sure. :3
“IM NOT!!”
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no-ditches-no-bitches · 2 hours ago
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“..god, you’re the most boring bitch I’ve ever met.”
Immediately starts talking
“Heeeyy there, pal!! Long time, no see!!”
Oh great he’s back
— silly short man (@no-ditches-no-bitches)
“Yeah, I was hoping it’d be longer.”
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