no-ditches-no-bitches

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how would you feel if you caught Tre in the middle of... c*tt1ng?

(if you don't wanna answer this or don't feel comfy answering, its fine, its cause the i need ques answered for my au and stuff and im half asleep n not thinking lmaooo)

@treee-baeee

((OMG HI-!!! YEAH IDM AT ALL-!!))

He paused, glancing away. He didn’t even wanna THINK of such horrible things. Ok yeah he’s a bad guy whatever but he does care sometimes, ok?

“If I ever saw em’ doin’..that, I’d snatch the fuckin’ weapon and toss the damn thing out a window. I understand life can be hard, but I don’t think doin’ that is the answer to it..”

He continued

“But, I’d keep a close eye on em’ from them’s point on.”

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Do u like maroon??

“She’s ok, I guess. Women lover, but she won’t admit it. I mean, everyone sees it so..”

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Do u like skipp considering hes related to maroon YOUR BOYFRIENDS BODYGUARD

“Eh..I mean..not really..-? He’s too happy sunshine for me. Gets annoying. AND HES NOT MY BOYFRIEND.”

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new thougths about rigel and cen now that you have meet them?

“They’re weird.”

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Fuck you. * gives him the long bedazzled hello kitty nails*

“..thanks.”

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* gives ditch an ice cold root beer float and a unicorn cupcake *

Here, for your troubles buddy

He appreciates it :D

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Im going to give you gorgeous long pink hello kitty bedazzled nails

“Please don’t.”

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DITCH whats your fav soda or drink

“It’s basic but..root beer and a cold glass of cola.”

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* takes a pair of scissors and cuts off a large chunk of Ditch’s hair in one go *

You needed a haircut anyway, it’s an upgrade from that busted pixie cut you had going on-

he stares at you with the worst side eye you’ve ever seen.

“I’m literally going to fucking murder you.”

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Thoughts of ditchxskipp?

((Oo- that’s a new one! I mean- I might be cute ngl))

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He annoyingly watched the girl look around, rolling his eyes. That was until she had mentioned him.

He’s frown quite literally turned upside down as he continued to look at the girl with a now menacing smile.

“Yup-! What, fan of my work I take it? I mean- who wouldn’t be I guess.”

𝙄𝙩'𝙙 𝙗𝙚𝙚𝙣 𝙖 𝙛𝙖𝙞𝙧𝙡𝙮 𝙨𝙡𝙤𝙬, 𝙥𝙚𝙖𝙘𝙚𝙛𝙪𝙡 𝙙𝙖𝙮, 𝙨𝙤 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙬𝙚𝙧𝙚 𝙖 𝙗𝙞𝙩 𝙖𝙣𝙣𝙤𝙮𝙚𝙙 𝙩𝙤 𝙝𝙚𝙖𝙧 𝙤𝙣𝙚 𝙤𝙛 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙡𝙖𝙘𝙠𝙚𝙮𝙨 𝙩𝙚𝙡𝙡 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙚 𝙬𝙖𝙨 𝙨𝙤𝙢𝙚𝙤𝙣𝙚 𝙬𝙝𝙤 𝙬𝙖𝙣𝙩𝙚𝙙 𝙩𝙤 𝙨𝙚𝙚 𝙮𝙤𝙪. 𝙔𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙖𝙣𝙣𝙤𝙮𝙖𝙣𝙘𝙚 𝙦𝙪𝙞𝙘𝙠𝙡𝙮 𝙩𝙪𝙧𝙣𝙚𝙙 𝙩𝙤 𝙪𝙩𝙩𝙚𝙧 𝙨𝙝𝙤𝙘𝙠 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙘𝙤𝙣𝙛𝙪𝙨𝙞𝙤𝙣 𝙬𝙝𝙚𝙣 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙨𝙖𝙬 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙥𝙚𝙧𝙨𝙤𝙣 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙬𝙖𝙣𝙩𝙚𝙙 𝙩𝙤 𝙨𝙚𝙚 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙬𝙖𝙨 𝙖 𝙡𝙞𝙩𝙩𝙡𝙚 𝙜𝙞𝙧𝙡, 𝙨𝙩𝙖𝙧𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙪𝙥 𝙖𝙩 𝙮𝙤𝙪. 𝙒𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙙𝙤 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙙𝙤?

(the little girl is Lila, jus to clarify)

@ask-mayfly

Ditch walked over to the edge of the second floor, staring down at the kid and one of his many henchmen. He groaned, glancing away as he rested his head on his hand.

“this is what I get for not investing in a lock..-“

He mumbled

“What the hell is this kid doin’ here, pal-? Lost, or something-?”

Ditch shouted to his minion. He wasn’t a fan of kids.

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𝙄𝙩'𝙙 𝙗𝙚𝙚𝙣 𝙖 𝙛𝙖𝙞𝙧𝙡𝙮 𝙨𝙡𝙤𝙬, 𝙥𝙚𝙖𝙘𝙚𝙛𝙪𝙡 𝙙𝙖𝙮, 𝙨𝙤 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙬𝙚𝙧𝙚 𝙖 𝙗𝙞𝙩 𝙖𝙣𝙣𝙤𝙮𝙚𝙙 𝙩𝙤 𝙝𝙚𝙖𝙧 𝙤𝙣𝙚 𝙤𝙛 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙡𝙖𝙘𝙠𝙚𝙮𝙨 𝙩𝙚𝙡𝙡 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙚 𝙬𝙖𝙨 𝙨𝙤𝙢𝙚𝙤𝙣𝙚 𝙬𝙝𝙤 𝙬𝙖𝙣𝙩𝙚𝙙 𝙩𝙤 𝙨𝙚𝙚 𝙮𝙤𝙪. 𝙔𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙖𝙣𝙣𝙤𝙮𝙖𝙣𝙘𝙚 𝙦𝙪𝙞𝙘𝙠𝙡𝙮 𝙩𝙪𝙧𝙣𝙚𝙙 𝙩𝙤 𝙪𝙩𝙩𝙚𝙧 𝙨𝙝𝙤𝙘𝙠 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙘𝙤𝙣𝙛𝙪𝙨𝙞𝙤𝙣 𝙬𝙝𝙚𝙣 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙨𝙖𝙬 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙥𝙚𝙧𝙨𝙤𝙣 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙬𝙖𝙣𝙩𝙚𝙙 𝙩𝙤 𝙨𝙚𝙚 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙬𝙖𝙨 𝙖 𝙡𝙞𝙩𝙩𝙡𝙚 𝙜𝙞𝙧𝙡, 𝙨𝙩𝙖𝙧𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙪𝙥 𝙖𝙩 𝙮𝙤𝙪. 𝙒𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙙𝙤 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙙𝙤?

(the little girl is Lila, jus to clarify)

@ask-mayfly

Ditch walked over to the edge of the second floor, staring down at the kid and one of his many henchmen. He groaned, glancing away as he rested his head on his hand.

“this is what I get for not investing in a lock..-“

He mumbled

“What the hell is this kid doin’ here, pal-? Lost, or something-?”

Ditch shouted to his minion. He wasn’t a fan of kids.

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DITCH AND TRE SITTING IN A TREE

K-I-S-S-I-N-G 🏳️‍🌈🌈✨🫵😀

He just smirks

“maybe not in a tree, but definitely the k-i-e-s-s-I-g part.”

he doesn’t know how to spell guys.

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„why are you such a bitch? Is it because you never had a family orrrr?”

“Probably.”

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drawing of ditch for the fans?

((Yk what- sure- lmao))

((Added a couple headcanons in their too))

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「 ✦ ¡Rigel!✦ 」 Hey pal, mind to buy a paper? Theres some of the crimes you have made, with your photo in the picture. ×he says with a smug.×

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“Yeah?”

he grabs a paper, taking a good look at his photo. Man, he looked so badass.

“Y’know what-? Sure.”

he tosses a couple coins at Rigel, walking off with the paper.

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Why did you date vinnie in the first place??

“To get to her hot ass boyfriend of course.”

he snickered

“nah, I’m just kiddin’. But uh, I guess cuz I liked her-? I mean, that’s literally why people date eachother. I think.-“