no-ditches-no-bitches

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*eats you x2000000000000000*

Dinner.

Frowns.

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We friends!

“Are we, though..”

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Killing kids, killing kids, murder all the way! Oh what fun it is to kill these innocent children, yay! ^^

“that last bit was kinda off, bro.”

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how much do you like money tho

“More than I love myself. Ha.”

Oh..shit. 😬

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choose a different number next time, dumbass. do you want the money or not?

“Girl I could rob a struggling business for that much I don’t need your petty ass money.”

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alright then. i’ll give you 69 bucks. but only if you do something...

“Booooo. That’s so little.”

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give me a number between 0 and ♾

“69.”

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I drew your trans ass.

“Oooo…lovely artstyle, pal! You know..mod could learn a thing or two from ya!”

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:) your still a cool ditch as well!

“Whatever.”

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Me and the other ditch are blowing up stuff!

“..okay? And?”

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“Actually this is my bed”

SAW THIS BEDSET AND IMMEDIATELY YHPUGHT OF @no-ditches-no-bitches

Lol, I see it!

[no-ditches-no-bitches]

How about nobodykisser? Good? Ok.

Anyways-

he gives you a cold stare. Okay, fine. I guess he’ll ignore you then. He’s so done fr.

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Sake jumpscare too because fuck you that’s why.

“Ignore it that last bit. But wow, he cleans up nicely!”

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You jumpscare.

“now Thats a real cutie right there.”

He couldn’t resist.

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How about nobodykisser? Good? Ok.

Anyways-

he gives you a cold stare. Okay, fine. I guess he’ll ignore you then. He’s so done fr.

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You didn’t look so good earlier. So uhh…fellow masc offering assistance. (He smuggles some old spice through a window.) …Helps for me but like, depends.

QUARTZ

{@vexshackle}

Deep offence is taken.

“You tryin’ say a smell bad? Just say it, if I do. Not like I haven’t heard it a billion times before.”

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What’s up boykisser? :]

“ALL. Kisser, actually? So rude towards the other people. Tsk tsk.”