#drunk new year thoughts

[itsthemactually]

Ahhh

I feel like every few year in my life I come to the conclusion I’m a lesbian.

Them I make excuses as to why I couldn’t possibly be.

Then I look up symptoms of comphet.

Then it’s like okay maybe I am

But what if

(Hey what if we crossed that bridge when we got to it, self????)

[secondbeatsongs]

there may be many things wrong with just about everything right now. but my god, at least we've got gays kissing on live television

[carlyraejepsans]

i don't think I've ever enjoyed a birthday party with friends as much as today i am genuinely getting a bit teary eyed

[calamitoustide]

left the party and i think they all started talking about me as soon as i left

[cringefailkralie]

i’m crazy drunk and convinced that my boyfriend and i’s outfits make us look like we’d be drawn religiously by tumblr yaoi artists

[the-heron]

You've been talking about Ghosted for like. Almost a full year at this point. I became your mutual when all I knew John Lynch from was the Terror and I've been passively supporting you the whole time and I'm considering watching Ghosted tonight. Finally.

i watched ghosted drunk off my ass on christmas eve with my sweet sunshine @skelelephant i remember the night distinctly👍and i will be celebrating on the anniversary make no mistake. BUT in the meantime i will also be watching ghosted tonight so id LOVE your thoughts

[terryfuckingturniptruck]

My birthday was full of unexpected interactions

[rosemariejean]

i imagined a future version of myself

that was chosen, wanted

all of this confidence came of it

an untapped part of me

that loved me when thinking someone else might

and i wonder if that was always there

love gets its claws in me at the most inppportune moments

thank god he showed his hand early

it's easy to find someone who wants my body

but there is so much more to me than that

i don't think it's even worth it to tell him

that he bruised my ego

that the long fall down from his pedestal

crushed me under the weight of an idea

i want someone who is so excited by me that they can't stay away

and maybe they won't give me everything all at once

but wouldn't they want to give me something?

is a kind word too much to ask?

[postfuturistikarcturus]

So people had theories about vampire cars in cars movies / vampire au for cars (as a vampire enjoyer i immediately started having thoughts and i've been holding them inside my head for a long time)

so hear me out;

vampire Zundapp. you agree, you reblog.

[bopinion]

Better think twice ...

... if someone else mutes you in an online meeting.

... before you insist on being right.

... if you usually get sentimental when drunk - or honest.

... if you have already made the same New Year's resolutions before.

... before you click on "Accept all terms and conditions".

... when the doorbell rings and you're not expecting anyone.

... before you are really looking forward to something that is not under your control.

... when your partner asks you "Do you know what day it is today?"

... before you tell a polarizing joke.

... which fight is really worth it.

[outlying-hyppocrate]

happy beloved new year 2024.

[just-spacetrash]

💔

[apricotforher]

i for sure need this school to come stop me from being stupid like this

[piningpercussionist]

You all are back together after a long time away. You should drink an amount of adult beverage, and sit with Ramona, and Scott, and Stephen, and Julie, and Knives, and Neil, and let things be okay for awhile. Let things be light for awhile. And maybe somebody will hold your hand, and maybe they won't, and maybe you'll kiss somebody, and maybe you won't.

Happy New Year, Kim Pine.

*Kim stares down at her phone for a long while, pausing to lean back against a wall.*

...

*She looks up and over the crowd; there's still a good bit of time before midnight, isn't there? It does sound nice, having everyone together again... She grips her phone a little tightly, face twisting along with something in her chest, deliberately trying to ignore the rest of the message and the images and warmth it brought to mind. She snaps her phone shut again and puts it back in her pocket, looking downward.*

(... if I see them all again, or at all, tonight, I could ask them to try and meet up for a bit, I guess.... maybe...)

*After a moment of silence she shakes her head a little, undecided, and kicks off from the wall. She continues her search.*

[vincent-frankenstein]

who was that. that was not Janus who was that

[charlotte-of-wales]

Fun fact: for the past like 4 years every time Charlotte’s birthday pictures drop I’m drunk. I don’t know why it is about May 1st that forces me to down some wine but were we are.