#drunk me
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my friends when my object sonas drunk
@littlepillowysmol, @bestdevildemon @phobiiiiii @smoken-bagel
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#funny#funny post#lol#funny meme#funny memes#life#lmao#too funny#for real#truth#preach#funny relatable#so relatable#still drinking#drunk me#did i do that#relatable#so me
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Last weekend I got drunk and decided to prove that I could do the Footloose line dance to my friends, and my dog, so enjoy Drunk me (which incidentally, I am now also currently getting drunk, again, whoops)
#personal#me#about me#cute#pretty#makeup#australia#footloose#dance#line dance#footloose line dance#aint i a funny drunk#drunk me#video
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Stuck between the drunken temptation to leak what happens in next dass chapter cause it’s taking me ages and keeping my mouth shut cause I made it this far already
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Manhattans are the best
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Maniac me + drunk me = fucking crazy bitch.
#drunk me#manic pixie dream girl#girl blogger#just girly thoughts#delusional#lana del rey#girlblogging#mentally unstable#im going insane#im desperate#im thirsty#im cryin#im losing my mind#im bored#im drunk#ai image
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I’m drunk asf. But all I know is that kraken. Beat cpas 4-1 bc it was on at the lesbian bar
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i got so cross faded i could only communicate in ASL, holy shit
#i think i forgot how to speak#drunk me#likes signing but cant understanf other peoples signing#its a problem#why cant i read ASL#i would like a brain study on that#cross faded
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whenever i've been out at a bar or club really really drunk, i end up spending way too much time in the women's bathroom just complimenting everyone.
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At the company retreat, one extremely drunk girl asked what my pronouns were. (Eventually, it took her a while to word the question.) After the whole conversation was done, she goes- "YEAHHH GURL, Get on with--with THY bad self! See what I did?? They/them/thy."
I was almost holding back tears from trying not to laugh as I told her yes that's great you nailed it honey. Thank you very much I am feeling the love.
Anyway I've been assigned Thee/Thine at Supportive Drunk Girl
#she was the epitome of ''he a little confused but he got the spirit''#everyone at this company retreat was drunk as a skunk#it was wild#all of them were very sweet don't get me wrong#but as someone who never went to college parties this was my first Experience with a true party
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So I'm having a bonfire with a couple buddies.. drink and get high.. they leave.. do i doordash taco bell?
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Drunk me is an asshole cause why would she leave a glass of GIN next to the bed with a sticky note on it that says "water"
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Guess how many AirPods I have???
Did u guess? The answer is four.
Four pairs? HA no I am not that rich.
Four individuals? Yes yes.
So.. two pairs? FALSE! Again..
I have one left AirPods and three right.
Yes.
My pair, my backup and the reject.
#airpods#apple#lore dump#my life lore??#I simply lose things#i simply cannot#find the others😔#where are they#where#I lost one of them drunk..#drunk me#what have you done drunk me
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