#drunk me

[static-errorcode]

my friends when my object sonas drunk

@littlepillowysmol, @bestdevildemon @phobiiiiii @smoken-bagel

[tattoorue]

[persephone-s-ass]

Last weekend I got drunk and decided to prove that I could do the Footloose line dance to my friends, and my dog, so enjoy Drunk me (which incidentally, I am now also currently getting drunk, again, whoops)

[anauro]

Stuck between the drunken temptation to leak what happens in next dass chapter cause it’s taking me ages and keeping my mouth shut cause I made it this far already

[kstripling]

[selfconsciousfangirl]

Manhattans are the best

[starsm00n]

Maniac me + drunk me = fucking crazy bitch.

[sportykalez]

I’m drunk asf. But all I know is that kraken. Beat cpas 4-1 bc it was on at the lesbian bar

[letsmakearuntonight]

[localdiscountgoth]

i got so cross faded i could only communicate in ASL, holy shit

[rebelxr]

[iamnotathornbird]

whenever i've been out at a bar or club really really drunk, i end up spending way too much time in the women's bathroom just complimenting everyone.

[andisupreme]

At the company retreat, one extremely drunk girl asked what my pronouns were. (Eventually, it took her a while to word the question.) After the whole conversation was done, she goes- "YEAHHH GURL, Get on with--with THY bad self! See what I did?? They/them/thy."

I was almost holding back tears from trying not to laugh as I told her yes that's great you nailed it honey. Thank you very much I am feeling the love.

Anyway I've been assigned Thee/Thine at Supportive Drunk Girl

[loubella77]

18+ MDNI

Drunk kinks >>>

(Cheers with me?)

Or DM me for kinks not allowed on OF/for pay apps :)

[thelarkknight71]

So I'm having a bonfire with a couple buddies.. drink and get high.. they leave.. do i doordash taco bell?

[alittlechaotics-blog]

Drunk me is an asshole cause why would she leave a glass of GIN next to the bed with a sticky note on it that says "water"