#drunk log

[clowngirlballhair]

drunk log #9

It is almost midnight, i haven't showered (or shaved), i need to get up at 7 or 7:30, depending on whether i shower now or not :)))

Tldr: uh oh, stinky

[rodatirhaalo]

I think my favorite little parallel between Ascended vs Spawn Astarion has to be this little, probably even unintentional, detail in the epilogue:

Mr Vampire Ascendant, when confronted about freedom, asking the pc if they'd prefer sleeping in the dirt over "living" in his prescribed decadence.

Meanwhile, if left as a spawn Astarion is like

*Passes several chairs, rugs, a pile of pillows, and two log benches to plant his pretty little ass in the dirt*

"THIS DIRT'S THE BEST! I LOVE DIRT!!"

[rathockey]

i want to scream "I love you" from the top of my lungs, but I'm afraid that someone else will hear me

“But that wasn’t even the weirdest part of the night. I got this bizarre phone call at like, eleven.” Buck froze, plate suspended a few inches above the mat. He felt his heart beat in his ears. “No caller-id, and when I answered it was just some garbled words and then they hung up. Couldn’t even tell what they were saying.” Buck exhaled, finally setting the plate down and forcing his body to continue moving.

“Might have been a wrong number. Or an accidental call.” Bobby said, thankfully the voice of reason. Not that either of them had any reason to suspect it was Buck. Eddie didn’t even hear what he said.

Oh.

Eddie didn’t even hear what he said. The lightness in his chest dissipated slightly. He felt tight, not as at ease as he’d felt waking up this morning. Did it even really count if Eddie didn’t hear the words? Was it better or worse that he hadn’t?

or: Buck drunk calls Eddie to confess his love anonymously. Eddie doesn't hear it. Buck struggles with his feelings.

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[ask-tighnari]

NARI YOU MADE A PUN?????

I blame the alcohol.

[triglycercule]

What do you think the types of drunk would the murder trio be? Im pretty sure ask dusttale already answered this question about dust but i have to ask the mtt expert

see now askdusttale DID answer the question. but they didn't ANSWER the question when asked what dust is like drunk. they just said that dust is the type to drink himself blackout drunk. so that mean i have total freedom on deciding what the mtt are like drunk hehehe (rubs hands together in a villanous way that you would imagine nightmare doing or something idk)

i already have an absolutely hilarious idea for horror and it might just because i'm on the guilt section of his character analysis but i could TOTALLY imagine him being an emotional drunk. like he CRIES. horror sans man known for being incredibly guarded and private with what he feels bawling his eye out. he gets mad he gets sad he does not get happy because horror doesn't have the right to be happy. he is too upset over the fact that he fucking DOOMED all of horrortale because of his selfishness and nothing can stop him from being incredibly vocal about that fact so much so that killer had to tape his mouth shut because he wouldn't stop crying so loud. and then he just silently cries until he passes out from exhaustion. the alcohol has an incredibly strong effect on him because i dont think he would drink regularly plus he definitely hasnt drinken anything in those 7 years of starvation. it hits like a fucking plane crashing into him. or like getting his eye taken out again. either one!

another funny idea i had for killer would be like the alcohol affecting him but he SWEARS that he's still sober. he is very confused when he starts stumbling because wtf he doesnt FEEL drunk??? why is he bumping into walls and tables HELP WHY DOES HE SOUND FUCKING STUPID???? the alcohol is definitely effecting him but he swears he swears he doesn't feel drunk. hes not drunk its just the damn body doing this stupid bullshit!!!! he's still very aware of what's going on and is basically the same as sober but just like. he's wiggly he's wobbly and oh shit he just fell head face first into a tv whoops. he'd also have a high tolerance because just because. he can drink without feeling like shit until he just blacks out mid conversation with someone because his body couldn't take the toll of all the beer or whatever. hilarious idea triglycercule thank you triglycercule i know

dust in the context that we already know that he drinks AND he can fight against the human while like partially drunk.... i feel it would be kinda like a giggly drunk situation. except dust doesn't laugh at anything that's funny he only laughs when someone gets hurt or something. SADISTIC giggly drunk. because i can already imagine a half drunk dust laughing his ass off after killing the human and its a beautiful sight to me.

anyways imagine how it goes when you pair this sadistic giggly drunk with another that wont stop going through the 5 stages of grief and another that keeps on fucking falling over for no reason in his eyes. dream blunt rotation but the blunt is a bottle of vodka. i can already imagine it in my head and its fucking HILARIOUS. horror going on about how he caused the deaths of others and manipulated and tricked papyrus while killer is just trying his best to keep his eyes open because for some reason they won't stop trying to close. he is surprisingly getting frustated. dust has long since lost his voice laughing at this and he's just silent wheezing at everything. also phantom papyrus is only making the laughter worse because he keeps on making rude comments towards horror and killer and only he can hear him and its guffaw inducing. mtt amazing friend group you dont get shit like this anywhere else

[pierswife]

"Time slows under the radiance of their smile—or he’d just forgotten to keep moving, slowing down and standing there gawking like a drunk idiot."

JULESMANDA JULESMANDA JULESMANDA STEEL AND SPARKS SHIP OF ALL TIME I LOVE THEM SO MUCH

(Jules belongs to @galar-abortion-clinic and so does the little writing blurb that I maaaaaay or may not have based part of this drawing off of :D)

[minkyutie]

wait i'm sorry, y'all are mad over someone being drunk while riding one of those dinky lil e-scooters??? is that what this is about???

[vampireassistant]

yall think they ever synced

[neonsbian]

im so productive when i don't use tumblr

[jennhoney]

Everything is relatively fine. Murble came home from the hospital last night. She didn’t break her neck (a real possibility considering how I found her) there were not signs of a concussion and she got stitched up. But I keep having little private bursts of crying. I’m so fucking pissed that this is the good lucky scenario. I’m still feeling a crushing panic because it became so obvious that I have almost no one to help me when things like this happen. I have to create new emergency action plans. I have to make new connections with humans I can trust and rely on. because sweetbabyJesus for a second I considered calling abeariknow. Negotiating with an inebriated Murble with a severe head injury is not something I would wish on anyone. Although I feel like nearly anyone could handle Murble better than me. She kept apologizing to me and I kept telling her that stuff happens and that she’ll feel better tomorrow but, and this is a failed cornerstone of our entire relationship so I don’t really have any hope of it ever changing, I tried to get through to her as the observer of the line of bad choices. I reminded her of the series of events. She clearly was having trouble walking so I got her situated in her chair and I told her, “text me or call out to me if you need something. (I needed to go to the bathroom and take my meds and honestly I needed a break from her.) and you promised me you would. But instead of doing that; as soon as I got upstairs you decided it was a good idea to walk across the house to go to the bathroom. I heard two terrible thuds. That probably means you hit your head twice! You just kept going!”

“It won’t happen again.”

“I have no reason or evidence to believe that. That is not a promise you can keep.”

“I can try, Jennifer!”

“I am done with this conversation.”

[meatmensch]

a while ago one of my besties got super drunk which he never does and he sent like ten voice memos to the group chat many of them directed at my other bestie and he kept saying shit like "hey guys i love all of you. this one guy especially...dude i'd suck your cock. i'd suck your cock and you'd come on my face and your come would be all over me and in me and i'd gargle that shit. glug glug. you were mean to me once and it almost makes me not want to suck your cock...but no i still would. yeah. yeah i'd suck your cock so good - " and he just went on like that for like a while. these dudes literally aren't even gay

[clowngirlballhair]

Drunk log 1

i dont know if this will bve recurring but idc

hello im driunk :)))) i am playin ("playing") Placid Plastic Duck Simulator today because i had no lectures nut i went away and had fun with frtiends (read: drank alcohol (about equivalen to 1,5 dl of 40% vodka (it was mainly vodka so ill say that instead of something else)), played cah and then just talked and drank more) foir ac ouple of hours and accidentally left the game running so i went from like tqwenty ducks to all but trwo when i came back and i love tyhe backlog because i get to see many new ducks and it doesnt feel like i missed soimething like when i forgor to paus eit when i went to piss and sudenly had three more ducks (i may have brought mu phone so i stasyed a bit longer than necessary) then it felt bad because i just pissed (kionda) anyways hewllo :)))))

also if the tw:s are wrong or insufficient please tell me so i can do better next time

[barbie-necromancer]

ask me about my eating disorder you fucking cowards

[captainmera]

Just want to ask how art thou? Anything interesting happen recently, went to a park? Ate something good? Defeated an eldrich abomination? Ya know stuff a bit out of your lane

Honestly I'm as deep as a puddle and I'm about as interesting as a stick in the woods. I'm fun to hang out with, I think, but like.... Not a lot goes on personally.

My comfort language isn't food, either, so I have little desire to eat extravagantly or even try new things - it's all cardboard to me atm anyway. It's also too expensive. I need for little, so it's not a sorrow to me.

If I was a spice, I'd be oatmeal with raisins and nuts.

so yeah, nah, not a lot happens. Haha..!

But I am doing okay! :D Can't do more than your best with what the day has given ya, eh? ;D Gotta stay optimistic and resourceful, y'know! The responsible thing is to try to not make a bad situation worse, in my opinion...! Haha! The situationTM being, like, mental health stuff. Ya gotta put effort into self-love.

... Says I, who compared myself to a puddle and oatmeal.....

BUT AT LEAST I AM SOMEWHAT SELF-AWARE.

Alright I'm more like.... Canned tuna with yogurt, fries with dip on the side, kinda guy.

[ask-tighnari]

Would you miss Cyno’s jokes if he stopped telling them?

Maybe.

It's nto a hypothetically that would ever happen so I won't worry about it

[girlblocker]

I always take care of myself when Im drunk like even when im pretty blasted i walk my own ass home and get myself into bed and walk myself to the bathroom when I need to throw up… and I make usually decent judgements but it’s kind of frustrating when other people get like. Really crazy drunk and everyone else has to take care of them… bc like my best friend got drunk tonight and was like literally running away from me and trying to wander around and i had to keep track of her and chase her (while i was also really drunk) and idk it just feels like nobody cares abt watching out for me bc I don’t make a big deal about needing it