clowngirlballhair
certified bastard
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supposed adult (early 20s), she/her, nerd (derogatory) feel free to reblog my original posts, if you can find them that is
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clowngirlballhair · 16 hours ago
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pretty much the only good thing about the paper of record anymore, the crossword
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clowngirlballhair · 17 hours ago
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clowngirlballhair · 1 day ago
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You discover that you have control over a certain thing, as determined by spinning this wheel. We're talking full-on magical girl/superhero/supervillain/your label of choice control.
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clowngirlballhair · 1 day ago
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clowngirlballhair · 1 day ago
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we for real for real need to stop making children famous
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clowngirlballhair · 1 day ago
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I spent like 5 hours editing this gif frame by frame to make this shitty edit that I wanted to exist
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clowngirlballhair · 1 day ago
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Are you a radfem?
No. Those people are unenlightened transphobic fools. If you're a radfem consider blowing up and exploding
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clowngirlballhair · 1 day ago
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For those curious:
Our lowest 3 smash are
2.4 for the Elon Musk poll
2.7 for the charles III
4.6 dor Ellen Degeneres
Our highest 3 smash are
95.5 for the second Sigourney Weaver poll
93 for the Appalachian Moutains
92 for the type 30 rotary phone
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clowngirlballhair · 1 day ago
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I fucking hate seattle man. the liberals have built a living superstructure that towers over the city and covers the sky in rain and fog. I'm fuckin moving to the countryside
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clowngirlballhair · 1 day ago
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idk if this is gonna sound weird but you ever see art of a female character and think “her boobs would NOT be that big”
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I just now realized your URL is coolben94 and not coolbean94...
are u the person thats been sending me “COOOOL BEEEAAAAANNNN” every week for 5 months
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clowngirlballhair · 1 day ago
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you can lead a jeff to killer but you can't make it the
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clowngirlballhair · 1 day ago
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having a cat is so miraculous. this little guy wants to sleep in my bed with me and purr on my chest. it’s his favorite hobby. no one told him to do that he just Loves His Mommy
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