#drunk guardians

[carnivoured]

[0ut-of-my-head]

What will you do about my third wish then? Part-time job, my aunt, and a boyfriend. A boyfriend. That won't ever happen in your life. Don't get your hopes up. Why not? Because I don't want it to happen. What kind of reason is that? Do you like me? No.

[incorrect-starbula]

[Set pre-Volume 3. Nebula is a downer when she's drunk.]

Nebula: Have you ever been in love? Disgusting, isn't it? It makes you vulnerable. It opens your chest and it opens up your heart and it means that someone can get inside you and fuck you up.

Nebula: You build up all these defenses. You build up armor, for years, so nothing can hurt you. Then one dumb idiot- no different from any other dumb idiot- wanders into your stupid life. You give them a piece of you. They don't ask for it. They do something dumb one day like compliment you, or smile at you, and then your life isn't your own anymore.

Nebula: Love takes hostages. It gets inside you. It eats you up and leaves you trapped in the darkness, so a simple phrase like "you're a great friend" turns into a glass splinter working its way into your heart. It hurts. Not just in the imagination. Not just in the mind. It's a soul-hurt, a body-hurt, a real gets-inside-you-and-rips-you-apart pain. Nothing should be able to do that. Especially not love. I hate love.

Rocket, sitting next to her with his head in his paws: This. This is why I don't let you buy more than one drink.

[thatfantasylovingdork]

North is definitely Russian, so he’s definitely got vodka. It’s no problem for him…except one day when he finds Jack passed out cold with his head on North’s desk with an empty bottle of vodka by him. He later finds out that Bunny was teasing Jack by telling him he wasn’t old enough to drink, and that led to a bet that led to Jack chugging the vodka.

North takes care of Jack because of the week-long hangover the poor kid has while Bunny just smirks every time he runs into Jack during that week.

[fishareglorious]

This sure is a sidequest

Oh, this bitch got laid! Good for her I guess?

Huh.

HUH.

Lmao are we roleplaying as serfs in mediaval times or something

Holy fuck I threw my head back to laugh at this and I think my back cracked weirdly I am going to die rn

BRO WHAT EVEN IS THIS GAME

Hell of a way to end this quest. I hope the knight enjoyed her chicken fried rice and the pu-[REDACTED] in this succubus red light district

[inkandpaperqwerty]

Just posted Chapter 9 of Awesome Mix Vol. 1, where sixteen-year-old Peter Quill gets drunk for the first time on Yondu's secret stash. You can find it on AO3 or fanfiction.net. I think this might be one of my favorite chapters from this story. Check it out and tell me what you think!

[liquidstar]

wait i forgot to say while at the party towareds the end i was trying to sober up right and i was earing a bunch a food and saying "im going normal mode" and everyone was like no one thats fucking sober says shit like that keep eating

[raitou-otcha]

Drunk Mother Nature sees Pitch Black and just sobs. He uhhh. He just takes care if her as one would do a oversensitive drunk person. Whether he likes it or not (whispering soft things into her ears allowing her to rest her head on his lap, listening as she sobs about papa.)

[phoenixkaptain]

God I miss novel WeiLan.

Novel Shen Wei: “I want to literally eat you whole so that I have you with me for the rest of eternity. I couldn’t bear to be apart from you so I’ve stalked you for hundreds of years and I have a locked room full of pictures of you from all your past lives. I only started working closely with this part of the police because you became the chief. I can and have killed for you and I have broken so many rules, but since I’ve decided that I’m the ultimate power, I’ve also decided the rules don’t apply to me and so I will continue to break those rules.”

Novel Yunlan: “So, you do like the curtains?”

[nagaparadise]

Hi 👋 just wanna ask, how would our Naga boys react if a Reader came to them little tipsy or straight up drunk? Giggling, red-faced and slurring their words. Maybe talking about how much they love them and how sexy they are... 😁

Well...for starters, they would be more concerned for your well-being above all else. The Forest Guardian would prepare a soft bed for you (whether it be a real bed or his coiled tail), Halloran would make sure you have enough food and water to prevent a bad hangover (he's been there and done that, after all!), and Rune would make sure that you're staying warm by wrapping you in animal pelts he's made. If you're feeling really rowdy, then they would be willing to let you mess around with their bodies, but they wouldn't touch you back in the same way.

[carnivoured]

[laalaaisqueen]

I think this just turned into a notp vs otp

I ship a lot for fun but I do think about the chemistry when I'm actually thinking about the whole ship and not JUST for fun.

For example, they should imo bring out different sides of themselves and what do they bring to the table for their relationship.

I can confidently tell you Tinky and Guardian don't have any chemistry. Hahaha- It doesn't match nicely

I'm bad with words so I will express it through which relationship is healthier-

Control

While we don't see Guardian really hold a real conversation with Tinky, we do see how he interacts with one of the four. And he can come off as controlling sure he might feel better with control over the situation, but it's not healthy to want people to follow every demand you throw at them.

Lenny and Guardian never attempt to control each other.

Safety

Infected Tinky isn't the safest guy to be around, I mean he did just kill his best friend, a complete stranger has no chance.

While Guardian did just witness Lenny take his rage out on a machine and angrily chase after Gary, he doesn't seem to feel unsafe around Lenny.

They enjoy spending time together

Guardian probably would like spending time around any of the test subjects he watched, it wouldn't be mutual on Tinky's side. Because who wants to willingly spend time around someone who watched you without your consent??

While the feelings aren't really clear, Lenny and Guardian don't seem to dislike being around each other. With my fanon, Guardian finds Lenny interesting even when he has no idea what the guy is talking about. Yes, Guardian is a little weird but Lenny also knows Anne who is also a weirdo that sometimes spies on people without their knowledge so that she can paint them naturally. And little snowball is just uneducated, he sees the potential in him.

Communication

Guardian can't have a proper conversation with Tinky because Tinky Winky is technically in an altered mindset. And even if he wasn't infected, talking with your technical stalker is kinda weird and the conversations are awkward. And Tinky possibly might react in a similar way Laa-Laa did.

Lenny and Guardian can have a proper conversation because none of them are infected and they can work together to stop the apocalypse.

Shared Goals

Idk about yours but my Tinky Winky just wants to be with his friends, the apocalypse is none of his business, cured or not infected. While Guardian wants to fix what went wrong.

Lenny and Guardian have a shared goal of wanting to stop the apocalypse.

Constant Arguing

Tinky would argue with Guardian so much that I could add it to my Strangers to semi good terms, to almost friends, to friends, to almost lovers, to lovers. It would be very hard to find a middle ground because Guardian sees nothing morally wrong with what he did and it'll take very long chapters for Tinky's yelling to change his mind on that.

While I believe it'll be rare to see Lenny and Guardian argue, but if they do it's probably around the methods to stop the apocalypse and they could find a middle ground. And it wouldn't take 50 chapters to get to that middle ground.

Working together not against eachother

Working together in the campaign involves fighting/killing the other three. If you think Tinky is going to help fight his friends, think again.

Do I need to really explain why Lenny and Guardian are more likely to work together rather than against eachother?

Power Imbalance

Guardian literally has more power than Tinky, he's a Guardian that can prevent them from leaving the Main Lands with probably just a phone call. Tinky has no power in his situation.

While in my fanon Lenny is in a lot of control in the base, he doesn't use this as a weapon. He finds people using power to talk down to people with less power as despicable. So he would never do it to Guardian.

Isolating From Friends And Family

Sorry but so far as I see this ship written, Tinky's friends are always put so far away almost as if he's being isolated from them.

If Lenny and Guardian have separate platonic relationships, they would never isolate each other.

[norbezjones]

AU-gust in September #10: Enemies-To-Allies (Romance The Backrooms)

So, here’s the deal.  I couldn’t participate in my beloved AU-gust event last month, because I was busy.  So I thought, fuck it, I’ll just participate this month instead, because we as humans can do whatever we want, and screw the rules lmao!  And that’s what I’m doing.

The event is “supposed” to be for fanfiction, but I want to write AUs for my game Romance The Backrooms, a liminal space otome with 5 main love interests, so I’m gonna do that instead.  Like I said, screw the rules! X)

Since September has only 30 days, I’ll treat Day 31’s prompt as a Joker (aka a prompt I can switch out if I don’t like the day’s chosen prompt).

I also couldn’t resist using the @tropetember & @whumptember prompts! C: Here’s the tropetember prompts, and here’s the whumptember prompts, if you want to take part in these events as well!

Today’s Prompts: Enemies-To-Allies, Accidental Confession / In Vino Veritas (Drunk Confession/Drunk Dial), "I need your help.”

Characters: Adiel & Glarence

Other Info: This is continuing from the demon/angel AU stories with Guardian Angel Glarence & Arch Demon Adiel.  It also ties into the previous story (AU-gust In September #9).

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Adiel had given Glarence the number for his cell in a moment of flirtatious teasing.  He wasn’t expecting the guardian angel to actually call him, though.

When the phone rang with an unknown number, Adiel somehow knew who it was, and answered right away.  “Hello?” he said.

“Heeeeeey there, you.”  Glarence sounded off. . . What was going on here?  “Listen up, buddy, I’m kiiiinda in trouble and I need your help.”

“Of course, anything,” Adiel said, before he could even think about it.  “What happened?”

“I got my ass beat, and I’m too weak to heal myself,” Glarence muttered.  “Can you come get me and heal me up with yooooooour . . . what is it called?  Demon magic powers?”

Adiel laughed.  “I mean, you’re not wrong,” he said.  “Where are you?  I’ll come get you.”

Glarence gave him an address, and Adiel ran out of his assigned apartment, taking the car he had been given.  When he got there, he saw Glarence slouched against an abandoned building, clutching his side with a pained look on his face.

Adiel parked and jumped out of the car.  Glarence looked over at him and laughed.  “It’s kiiiiiinda funny,” the angel said, laughing.  “I get stabbed again in my human form, and who’s here to help?  You again!  Ding ding ding!”

Seeing the angel’s face made Adiel realize what was odd about Glarence: the celestial was drunk.  Actually drunk.  “Come on, let’s go to the car,” Adiel said, putting his arm around Glarence and guiding him to the passenger side.

“Fiiiiine, you’re the boss, boss demon man!” Glarence exclaimed, giggling.  Adiel had never heard the angel laugh this much before.  It was kind of uncanny.

Once Glarence was in the car, Adiel got in and drove.  “Where we going?” Glarence asked.

“My apartment,” Adiel said.  “It’s just a few minutes away.  I want you to be somewhere safe, and away from prying eyes.”

“Ah, so nobody witnesses demon magic in public!  You’re so smart,” Glarence complimented him with a goofy grin.

Actually, it’s so nobody sees use supernatural powers, in case you do something dumb while drunk, Adiel wanted to say.  But he held his tongue.

Soon, the two of them were in his apartment, and Adiel brought Glarence to the kitchen.  He sat the angel down at the table, and brought a chair across from him.  Then, he moved Glarence’s hands, and brought his own hands over the wounds in the angel’s side, concentrating as he sent unholy magic to his palms.  Soon, his hands were glowing, and Glarence’s wound was slowly closing.  In less than a minute, it was like the stab injury was never there.

Glarence sighed.  “Thanks, Adiel,” he said, giving the demon a smile. 

“You’re welcome,” Adiel said, smiling back.  He paused, then asked, too curious to hold his words back, “So . . . why did you decide to call me for help?”

Glarence shrugged.  “I couldn’t call headquarters—I’d get in big trouble if the Head Angel learned I’ve been drinking, sooooo . . . I called you,” he replied.

“Oh,” Adiel said, feeling disappointed.  “So it was just out of pragmatism. . . Yeah, that sounds like you.”

“C’mon, that’s not true,” Glarence insisted.  “You’re the closest thing I have to a best friend, dumb-dumb.  I trust ya with my life.  My life, I say!”

Adiel looked at him in surprise, feeling pleased.  “You do?”

“Of course, idiot,” Glarence replied, chuckling for what seemed like no reason.

Adiel felt warmth spread through his body, and he couldn’t hold back a big grin.  Then, he cleared his throat, and said, “Look, it’s late.  Why don’t you sleep at my place?  You can take the couch.”

Glarence smiled.  “Awww, such a considerate demon!  Sure, I’ll take the couch.”

Soon, Glarence was all set up and snoring away.  Adiel smiled as he watched the angel sleep—he had a feeling that once Glarence was sober, he’d have a lot of questions about what happened the night before, and what he had said.  That was going to be fun in the morning.

Chuckling to himself, Adiel walked to his room to get ready for bed.

[yilian0203]

My art for my own fic:

[superintendent-b]

A collection

[sailoreddy]

So is there a like Sailor Moon x Spider-Man x Succession crossover that features Ryan Gosling or something? What is going on?