#drunk anubis

[machetemaiden27mcx]

[incorrectsibunaquotes]

rewatching s1 & s3 makes me so happy looking at how all grown up they are compared to when we first meet them 🥹

[11queensupreme11]

What would the yanderes reaction be to Percy being drunk and how would they handle her being drunk?

percy isn't the type to go drinking irresponsibly (cuz GABE 💀) so she always tries to keep her drinking to a minimum!!!! especially since she still has many secrets to keep!!!! she can't risk getting drunk and blurting them all out ofc!

.........but no one told her that the alcoholic drinks served in the gods' side of valhalla would be 10000x stronger than what humans drink 💀 it never even occurred to her either, she thought it'd be normal alcohol but nope, she gets shitfaced within the first 3 sips 😭😭😭

now, she'd be a very bipolar drunk. when she's around people, she'll be giggly and having a blast!!!!! but if she were to be left alone for a minute, suddenly all the bad stuff that's ever happened to her in her life hits her all at once and she becomes a sobbing, weepy mess on the floor 😭

poseidon would concerned, but then he gets lost when percy starts whimpering about how she apparently caused the destruction of atlantis?????? "dad, i'm really really sorry 🥺 i just wanted you to help defeat typhon but i ruined your kingdommmm i'm sorryyyyy 😭😭😭" and he's just "???? atlantis is fine and typhon died before you were even born 😐🔱"

hades is even MORE at a loss because percy's on the floor, crying in front of him for failing his children????? he has never once had any children named nico or bianca (those are italian names, gross!), but she insists that he did and that it was her fault that his nonexistent lesbian daughter died and that she failed to take care of his equally nonexistent son 💀💀💀

APOLLO IS FREAKING THE FUCK OUT 😭😭😭😭 cuz percy is in literal TEARS apologizing for causing the death of his son named michael yew???? who is definitely NOT his son, but what freaks him out the most is the fact that she's not lying. he keeps pressing her for answers and she answers each one of them through tears and now apollo needs to figure out HOW he has a mortal son that apparently died because she destroyed the bridge he was on 💀

anubis is panicking and desperately trying ways to console her but he just freaks out more and more. "i had a puppy back home and i miss herrrrrr 😭😭😭😭" she'd sob. "my baby hellhoud.... 🥺🥺🥺😭😭😭😭" and he's just like "WHO LET YOU HAVE A PET HELLHOUND????" and now he has to refrain himself from attacking hades (poor man's getting the blame for something he didn't do 💀) while trying to calm her down

cú chulainn's awkward af but he's genuinely trying his best 💔 his dumb brat's suddenly wailing about how much she hates being a demigod and how she wished she was a human (to which he scoffed at) and how miserable she is because she's a demigod. again, another scoff. miserable? she's the most privileged demigod to ever exist, coddled, doted, and spoiled by everyone around her. but then she starts sobbing about dead friends and wars and monsters trying to hurt her and he gets a little creeped out like "haha... you've got a wild imagination, moron 😟 haha... relax, ur fine, no one's gonna hurt you... 😟"

loki's having a blast with sad drunk percy up until he realizes that damn her life sucks ASS. now he just feels bad for her 😭 he tries his best to console her, but it's too late cuz he's been egging her on in her misery and she's completely inconsolable at this point. knowing how important her secret is, he teleports her to his room and knocks her out so she can rest. as much as he wants to mess with her, he's a little disturbed by the shit he's learned 💔

MEANWHILE BEELZEBUB'S FRANTICALLY TRYING TO GET PERCY TO SHUT THE FUCK UP BEFORE SHE SPILLS THE BEANS 😭😭😭😭 the second she starts weeping about her home life, he grabs her and teleports her away instantly. no more drinking for her. he is, however, super curious and desperate to learn more, but at the same time, he's too shaken at the thought of anything bad happening to his beloved 💔 so he knocks her out instead and prepares something to cure the raging hangover she'll have tomorrow 💖

[platinumrosetail]

Hi again!!! Ok, I hope I don't annoying you with my request again... But I want to see how Ra (and maybe other gods as well) will react to Mitsuri! Reader spending time with Seth during the trial.

And how he's training her flexibility and strength (he ordered people to make her special sword) and running away with him after the trial because she's worried about him.

(P.S. Ra and other gods aren't yandere interests expect Seth and maybe Horus)

You are free to ignore my request if you want to!!! Thank you for writing my last requests again. And have a good day/night ❤️❤️

Your writing is amazing!!!!❣️💓❣️💓💓💓💖💗💖🥰

Ooh ok 👍 interesting, I’ll try my best! 😁now! let's get on with the request, shall we?

character: seth, horus.

warning: noob author, female reader, yandere characters, and others.

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During the trial for Seth you and seth spent time together during the breaks of the trial; one of the many things you two did together is exercising training having sweets.

the other gods who come across you two in those moments were weirded out though ra was one of them and she wasn't; to be honest she seems to enjoy seeing you two together and see the reactions of the other fods as well (i feel like she ships the reader and seth together lol).

when you and seth exercise and stretch you bring in anubis and help him stretch saying that if he were in danger somehow then he needs to be flexible, which you said with a smile as you helped him do the splits.

seth had previously before the trial had ordered for a sword for you, it was a sword that is like a whip; flexible but sharp like a sword, you were very thankful for the gift and made sure to take good care of it as well as treasure it with all of your heart.

after the trial ended and seth was found guilty you decided to run away and follow him as you want to support him even if he has done bad things, his punishment is him atoning his sins that he's done so you don't see why you shouldn't help him as he's been a good mentor to you so you'd like to repay him by helping him as well especially since he has a sad past.

how you found out about his past was when he was having a break down in his room, he was drunk and sobbing as he was remembering what happened on the night he killed his brother, so while he was drunk he spilled out all of what happened which confirmed that you need to give him support the best you can. you had stayed with him and took care of him until he got over his hangover.

while you and seth was gone horus was planning to get you two back into his arms as he just couldn't let you two go.

(A/n: so i hope y'all liked it! i thought it be funny to add a few bits of mitsuri's training in there to have some laughs and have it be kinda light i guess? i beleive that's all i had to say so hope y'all have a wonderful day/evening/night!!)

[katerinaaqu]

I guess I will be the first for an Egyptian related ask but what’s your favorite god and myth

Oh that is a very good question! And to be fair I am not sure I even have a favorite per se just like with any other mythology but if I had to absolutely choose I'd say two gods fascinate me a lot.

One is Hathor; she is one of the most known and most worshipped goddesses in Egypt, known from arguably the beginning of the Egyptian civilication and goes toe-to-toe in Middle and New Kingdom with Isis, ever since the cult of Osiris became the main religion in Egypt. Hathor has such a rich set of attributes that basically cover everything; motherhood, birth, rebirth, death, life, perfumes, alcoholic beveranges and drunkeness, love, war, culivation of plants and nature, music, dance, magic and so many more! Since I based my thesis on her worship using music and dance, I was fascinated by her rich celebrations. Arguably one is literally called Festivity of Drunkeness, which is as it is said; people drink till they drop and dance and sing etc which completely contrasts other celebrations of hers such as honoring the dead (although those too end up in music and dance etc)

Her very name "Ht-Hr" which means "house of Horus" in free translation, shows also her deep connection to the solar-centered deities especially Horus, who becomes her heavenly husband in some versions or traditions.

The other figure is Anubis, the god of the dead or rather the one that weights your heart in the underworld before you are decided to pass to the Field of Reeds or suffer eternal death by having your heart be devoured by Ammit. Anubis is an interesting figure with a long backstory and traditions (one of them associating him with god Osiris, lord of the underworld himself; in one tradition Nepthys who cannot have children with her sterile husband Seth, gets Osiris drunk and sleeps with him and thus conceiving Anubis). His depiction at the book of the dead is arguably one of the most iconic:

I really love his connction to death and the funerals and he seems almost like Hades himself in Greece, how he is so important and iconic deity but he doesn't have a temple or an individual worship but rather he is worshipped by the process itself; he is the one that weights your heart and often is depicted helping mummification so he literallly helps you pass on to heavens. I really love this mysterious figure.

Now as of favorite myth I cannot say is easy to choose one. I mean I do love the several stories and myths on how Seth and Horus compete against each other for justice and the throne of Egypt or even how Hathor herself is coming to the back when Ra is offended and abandons the courtroom and she opens her dress to him, not to make him horny but to make him laugh. Iconic!

I should say I love the myth of Hathor being furious at the disrespect of humans towards Ra and her anger transformed her to the Eye of God aka the Powerful or Sechmet. The lion goddess of war. Her bloodlust and thirst was so great that there was no stopping her until people mixed beer in order to make it look red like blood and lay it out for her until she drank to the point of drunkeness and she eventually calmed down and fell asleep, transforming back to her old self. I really like it how this myth is associated with Hathor's Feast of Drunkeness among others!

[the-great-empress]

Incorrect Quotes

Kamigami nl Asobi x Obey Me!

*The Gods finds out about the event in lesson 16*

Nordics

Balder: Loki! Fire up the grill! *goes to Belphegor* Today we will eat COW

Loki: Oki! Loki~! *burn down the house of lamentations*

Lucifer: You won't hurt my brother!

Balder: Cool! Also CHICKEN!

Thor with his Mjölnir: I knead the meat

Japanese

Susanoo: Deluge

Amaterasu: Sun

Tsukiyomi: Gravity.

Egyptians

Thoth: I don't lower myself to the level of idiots. So, I called others who did

Anubis: Ka!

Thoth: Anubis says that Sekmeth and Seth is already on they way

Greeks

Dionysus drunk: Choose. Deluge of wine, War, Hera or Maenads

Zeus: Hera. If Hera stays here to vent her anger, I might have some free time~

Apollon: Pests and Hunt

Hades to Diavolo: We can do this in the most peaceful way, just give us Belphegor and I don't attach Devildom to my domains *Goes to Cerberus* Disloyal dog

Cerberus: *moans of sadness*

Melissa: MC!!! RUUUNNN!!!

F for Devildom🫡

[fallloverfic]

@tired-of-life-86 replied to your post "Thinking about how people assuming Seth isn’t into men is also a big reason why. . .":

I feel like Seth doesn't have too much interest in sexual relationships. He wants love more than anything and since lust is a form of love, he doesn't mind that too much either (if it's with the person he loves.) Seth has been hurt, betrayed, defiled, and tortured. He also has not been allowed to mourn. Since he hasn't mourned or focused on healing. His thought process and emotions are just messed up and jumbled. My poor baby, I just wanna see him happy! ❤

I've generally thought he doesn't have much active interest in sex, like I don't think he proactively seeks it out, but he doesn't mind it with partners he enjoys if they want it. He does very much want to just be loved, and he likes making his partners happy. The problem is that we don't have much of him being in a relationship he seeks out on his own. Just one panel of him kissing Nephthys in the past(?) in S1E18, and the time he spent with Horus in Abu Gorab in S2E70 onward. We don't know why or how he fell in love with Nephthys. We only know how he's fallen/falling in love with Horus, and that relationship hasn't been centered on sex, but involves physical intimacy (e.g., the kiss in S2E70). It involves sex, too, but Horus initiated it that time.

I also don't know that I'd agree that "lust is a form of love". Lust is a desire, and physicality can be a way to express love. But it doesn't have to be (e.g., Osiris, Kuentamen, Fenu). It's one reason people differentiate being "in love" and being "in lust" and a commonish-ish phrase is something like, "you're not in love, it's just lust". I again think Seth doesn't mind physicality with people he likes, particularly if it makes his partner happy.

CW: discussion of mental illness, mention of canon cannibalism

I'm not precisely sure what you mean by he's not allowed to mourn? What is he mourning? Do you mean losing Anubis (or at least the Anubis he knew)? Anubis isn't dead and he's working on getting Anubis back.

Or maybe mourning the brother/siblings he thought he knew, or losing his marriage? He hasn't been supported through the difficulties and trauma he's experienced. But I think he had plenty of time to mourn his siblings if he felt the need to during the hundreds of years of his being king (I think it's one major reason he treats Isis the way he does during the trial; her turning her back on him still hurts, but he's had years to deal with and accept it's just part of their relationship, even if he still hates it and feels hurt by it). He definitely still has issues processing his relationship with Nephthys, which he mostly handled through putting distance between them. His attempting to process/attempting to not process everything is likely part of why he was so focused on getting drunk and drugged out of his mind. I think he might have mourned the loss of who he was before he discovered what Osiris was, but what we've learned in recent episodes leads me to think he's used to giving up versions of himself (e.g., changing to a god of war) for what he believes is necessary (e.g., someone had to guard everyone and he wasn't good at anything else).

I also want to see him happy, which is why I'm glad we actually have in many recent episodes. In Abu Gorab when he and Horus were talking, with the kiss, and to a degree I think with Seth fighting the attacking men, and with Seth hanging out a bit with Anubis in Abu Gorab, and with the cat in Hermopolis. I think he's also been more comfortable with Horus in places. It's important to remember no one is happy all the time. It's just not how people work. We find what happiness we can in between the rougher parts of our lives. I don't think Seth will end up fully happy all the time, no matter how the story ends. I think he'll end up happy to a degree, at least, if not much happier than he's been for a lot of his life, particularly since he and Horus seem to be increasingly honest with each other in a way Seth seemingly wasn't with Nephthys, and it's something Seth values (he likes feeling seen).

I think this leads into an important point (that's not really what you're talking about, and apologies for the text spam, please ignore if you don't care, but I felt like going down the rabbit hole): the idea that Seth wasn't happy after the night of usurpation because that (and following events) messed him up, but that he potentially was happy before that, and that doesn't seem true, not just because of what I said about his being happy at points afterward, but also because of what we've seen of who he was and what he did before. We have a lot of evidence Seth wasn't happy even before the night of usurpation. Like yes, he was with Nephthys, they had a kid he loved, he was friends with Isis and got along with Osiris, and he was a very successful war god and had appreciation from the humans, as well as temples. But even when he was with his family, as Sekhmet notes in in S01E36, the four siblings acted "like they were the happiest family on the planet". How much of that was an act, at least on Seth's part, is up for debate. But even outside Sekhmet saying at least some of it was an act, Seth wasn't happy in his life.

The way Seth describes becoming a war god in S2E89, that it was his duty and there was no liking or disliking it, speaks to me of someone who doesn't have a particular interest in what he does for a living (outside being good at it). We're shown later on that he seems to take pride in his martial prowess and winning fights (e.g., in S1E56, in that panel of Seth catching Horus, I honestly think he's having fun), particularly during the trial, but part of that is his arrogance and bluster and trying to convince people he's an egomaniac who needs to be put down, along with his distaste in losing because Osiris told him that he's weak (e.g., how he reacts in S1E56 to Horus at the idea that it was due to Seth's weakness that Horus assaulted him). In S1E5, Seth tells Anubis that being the god of war is not respectable, and that war itself is awful, and he hopes Anubis doesn't become a god like him. This is reflected in how he talks about the horrors of war in S2E88-9 and how he mentions hearing the cries of humans who died in war calling to him in S1E48.

Seth looks so bitter, angry, and pained about this. Perhaps he was able to tolerate it because he had the love of Nephthys, Anubis, and his siblings to sustain him. Perhaps that's part of why he was so desperate they not forget him, because it's what got him through things. As he says in S1E5, "War is sometimes necessary when you need to protect your family, your land." He did all this out of necessity, not love or enjoyment. And he suffered through it. There's a manic gleam in his eye as he looks at Osiris while the dead are screaming for him in S1E48.

And we know at least part of the reason he doesn't like eating (particularly meat) is because his soldiers had to turn to cannibalism (S2E88). He saw a lot of horrible things in war long before Osiris assaulted him, and he just sort of lived with it, seemingly keeping it apart as much as possible from his life in Heliopolis and the people he cared about. Even Osiris seemingly doesn't know Seth can hear the dead calling to him, nor did potentially Isis.

He also doesn't seem to care about his followers at all (even before he starts slaughtering them en masse), and his awareness of them is quite distant, even before the night of usurpation (e.g., he had no idea who Kuentamen was, despite Kuentamen being the/one of Seth's high priests in Heliopolis, and gods having, allegedly, perfect memory/minds). They're convenient when he needs them, and an irritation when not. So while I imagine he appreciated being worshiped (and while he notably still expects humans to respect him), it wasn't that big a deal. As Seth says to FG in S2E85, "What do you mean, how will [humans] worship [gods]? Humans don't doubt us."

And of course we know that he was afraid of being forgotten, and that this is a fear he had that predated the night of usurpation.

As he explains to Osiris in S1E41, "I always just acted angry so that I wouldn't have to hear what [Nephthys] had to say. She was probably afraid of things ending up this way..." He had anxiety about his marriage - and his fatherhood - from numerous angles before he had confirmation that Anubis wasn't biologically his, and that Nephthys had sought out another man. It's not clear if he and Nephthys fought, or if he was verbally abusive, but he used anger to avoid talking to her directly. To avoid her admitting that she was moving past their relationship in some form. Their relationship was messy even before he knew why Nephthys had made it messy on her end.

So his marriage was a mess, he was at times distant from his son (their relationship is shown to be loving, but it had its complications), he didn't care much for his work, and he was distant if not uncaring to his followers, he had anxiety, he had some anger management issues, he had self-esteem issues, he wasn't communicating well with people, and he was prioritizing other folks in ways that were unhealthy for him all before the night of usurpation.

Isis describes the era before the four siblings ruled Egypt, before Seth became a god of war, as "a quiet, peaceful, beautiful era" in S2E80.

But we also know she was completely oblivious to Osiris' lust for Seth and his experiments and Nephthys seemingly being in love with Osiris at some point. Even in the peaceful era image, Osiris looks kind of upset/embarrassed. He might just be reacting to whatever Isis and Nephthys are laughing about, but I think it's notable he's behind her, where she can't see him. Perhaps for Isis it was beautiful. The question is if it was beautiful for Seth.

A lot of Seth's unhappiness seems to come from his being a god of war, and obviously things that came after that with Nephthys, Sekhmet, Osiris, Isis, Anubis, himself, etc. Perhaps he was happier in that time, before he became the god of war. We don't know. But what we do know is that Seth has been unhappy, in various ways, long before Osiris assaults him, and long before the events of the manhwa in present happen.

Why any of this matters: as someone who's dealt with depression and family members and friends with depression, it's very meaningful to me for various reasons that we have a character who might have some form of depression and/or other mental health problems and who also has happy moments, and I like to emphasize moments where he does find happiness. That not only is it possible for him but it also does happen. His being unhappy a lot does not negate the moments he is happy, or at least stable. A lot of folks in fandom look at Horuseth as it exists and are like, "well Seth's clearly not happy; he needs to not be around Horus to be happy." It's the main reason the Seth x Happiness "ship" exists. They expect him to always be happy, as if that's attainable and not kind of exhausting. As if no relationship ever has ups and downs (heck, even the purportedly "happy" relationship he had with Nephthys had downs from Seth's side due to his own insecurities and worries; love doesn't solve everything). But Horus has made him happy. Seth has reached out to him. Seth kissed him while being a bit overwhelmed by his own happiness at Horus seeing him. Seth finds joy in learning. He finds some joy in being good at fighting. He finds joy in protecting people and being useful.

He is happy in the manhwa, at least in moments. And I believe he'll be happier in future, too.

[honoringthor]

30 days of devotion ~ Nephthys💀🌙🐍🍄‍🟫

Day 1 General info

Nephthys or Nebet- hut, Nebet-het, or Nbt-hyt depending on translation, Nephthys is her Greek epithet, is an Egyptian goddess(netjer). She is the granddaughter of Shunand Tefnut. Nephthys is the daughter of Geb and Nut and sister of Osiris, Nephthys, Set, and Horus the Elder, sometimes Anubis.. She may be married to Set and is the mother of Anubis and Anput. In Nubia Anubis was her consort and in some myths is was Horus. Nephthys is the aunt and nurse of Horus the younger. She was born in Het-Seshesh

Nebet-hut is a title translated as “lady of the house/temple”. The “house/temple” refers to the part of the sky where Horus (the elder?) lives. She assists her sister Isis, whom she’s almost always paired with and brother Osiris in the underworld and helped Isis put Osiris back together.

Nephthys isn’t always depicted in a positive light, she apparently SAd Osiris in some myths. She got him drunk and/or pretended to be Isis. According to Plutarch this is the inciting to Osiris’ murder. Early references don’t appear to depict this and it appears they were only together in Set’s protective role. After tricking (?) Osiris she conceived Anubis. Or Set was his father. Nephthys left baby Anubis in a swamp and he was raised by Isis.

Nephthys is associated with borders, magic, night, mourning, protection, endings, hidden things, air, lower Egypt, service, beer, childbirth, health, embalming, the dead. Professional mourners

30 days of devotion isn’t my idea.

Sources

Durdin-Robertson, Lawrence. Communing with the Goddess Initiation and Mysteries. (Found on Scribd, first published in 1976)

Wikipedia

[welcome-to-maniac]

🍾. Woah— hey there~ *holds Anubis up, desperately trying not to blush* I do, do I? Well, isn't he a lucky man? D'ya have fun?

😈: There was a music festival in the human realm and we couldn’t not go~

🌪️: I got Nubis to come 🥰 and I took these pictures of him, he’s pretty right? 👀 you’re welcome in advance

🐍: He might be a little drunk though-

⚰️: *face slightly flushed and giggling into his hand*

@welcome-to-maniac

[the-muses-puppeteer]

soooo. nesters axolotl is DEAD. and so is he. also, wilhelm and their friend(anubis i think) are now gods of death.

OH AND. AND. there's a sentient cookie. and also hench is drunk

🐜 anon

Blink. Blink.

"That's. Hm. Thats... n- not... ideal"

He tugs at the hem of his coat. Clearly at the edge of an anxiety attack of some sort

[machetemaiden27mcx]

God i fuckin need him...i yearn for his nice thick ginger cock rattling around my insides and i cant word how desperate i am for him 😩😳🥵🥴❤🖤

[fantasyinvader]

I think I found something about Fodlan’s past.

Sothis is the Greek name for Sopdet, the Egyptian name for the star Sirius as well as the Goddess who personifies said star (the Greek version also adds elements of Isis and Anubis). The helical rising of Sirius marked the flooding of the Nile river in ancient Egypt, linking to Sothis flooding the land after her war with the Agarthans. But what’s more, according to Romance of the World’s Perdition, Sothis awoke in the land of Thinis. Thinis is the lost capital of one of Egypt’s first dynasties. This all seems to tie Sothis to ancient Egypt in a thematic way.

But I think there’s more to it than that. Thinis is where the “Old Gods” were said to live, but then they identify Sothis as a “false god.” Considering the Agarthans turn their backs on Sothis’s teachings and begin to view themselves as gods when they were drunk on the power she gave them (and that they corrupted, turning black magic into dark magic), I don’t think this necessarily means that the Agarthans had their own pantheon. Rather, they viewed the Children of the Goddess as the “old gods,” whereas they themselves were the “new gods.”

Thinis was the land where Sothis and the Children of the Goddess lived.

But at the same time, it’s said that the people of the civilization Sothis helped create, as they turned against her, viewing themselves as gods and engaging wars... replace Sothis with Rhea, and it’s the story of the Empire with Edelgard attempting to replace the teachings of the goddess with her own ideals while passing them off as Sothis’s real teachings. In a way, it’s how the Agarthans ended up viewing Sothis as the false god and the “Fell Star”, they perverted her teachings to suit themselves and when she awoke they denounced her rather than her telling people that those weren’t her teachings.

I don’t think Agartha was a country though, I think that’s just the name the people who fled underground took for themselves. They could very well be people from all over the continent that would be reborn as Fodlan. Hell, considering that the javelins of light fired by Agartha at Garreg Mach always bounce off to the valley of torment. But all of the continent was set ablaze, requiring the flood in order to heal. Really seems that when Sothis went to sleep, the lost continent broke apart into separate nations. Malum, Septen, and Llium plus Thinis, three nations with Thinis likely in the middle (considering that’s where the Holy Tomb is), engaged in war against each other and spilling a lot of blood which pissed off Sothis. They turn their weapons on Sothis but they bounce off, destroying the continent and causing them to flee underground before the flood happens.

Considering one of the Nabateans is called the Kalpa dragon, Kalpas being the length of time between the beginning of one world and it’s recreation and that Nirvana is about breaking out of the cycle of reincarnation... it feels like when it comes to Houses, this has all happened before. Losing Nirvana means Byleth fails to break the cycle, meaning that this will happen again when Sothis returns following Flower. Same thing that Rot3K opens with; the empire long unified must divide, the empire long divided must unify. But if Byleth can lead Fodlan to an age based on Sothis’s teachings, an enlightened age, then they can break that cycle and Sothis will remain at rest.

[11queensupreme11]

No cause why did I pause to consider who you’re gonna have Percy with in the next chapter

Logically it’s not Loki or Beel cause they’re both crashing out rn over the consequences of their actions Beel cause he has to fight Percy and Loki for ever dragging Percy into this mess. It can’t be Cu cause as you said it’s wayyyy too early and they’re in that sweet we hate each other spot rn, Poseidon is in the dog house ( haha bozo looser ) and so my three contestants are Apollo, Anubis, and Hades

Anubis is being currently held back by an exasperated Ra and lowkey I don’t see him going to Valhalla ?? But I could see a possibility 70%

Hades is the most likely considering he hasn’t pissed Percy off in the current chapters and he’s the most calm in a drunk wine aunt kinda way ( I’m also a down atrocious for hades so this is banking on my Bais ) 80%

Apollo is also somone who hasn’t fucked it up and pissed Percy off as of late so he’s also a very viable contestant, plus I can see Percy needing healing or sum buuut the smut is making me pause to think how it would even lead to that 70%

Honestly it could be one of those three I just feel like the other 4’s just ain’t it but it would be funny as all hells if Percy fucked beel and then had to square up during ragnarock but I don’t see that as a likely thing.

"it would be funny as all hells if Percy fucked beel and then had to square up during ragnarock"

that'd be so awkward, tragic, and fucking HILARIOUS at the same time 😭😭😭😭

[theantonian]

Cleopatra's Legacy

'I know, O queen, you can list a multitude of kindnesses you have done me. I shall never deny them and never be sorry to remember Dido while I remember myself, while my spirit still governs this body. Much could be said. I shall say only a little. It was never my intention to be deceitful or run away without your knowing, and do not pretend that it was. Nor have I ever offered you marriage or entered into that contract with you.’

Furious and despairing, Dido curses her former lover, then commits suicide rather than face life alone.

Parallels with the stories of Julius Caesar and of Antony are obvious. Dido, a woman who willingly enters into a pseudo-marriage and who is ultimately destroyed by her own guilt, is to be equated with Cleopatra. Virgil is, however, relatively sympathetic to Dido, whose life has been deliberately destroyed by the gods. Less sympathetic to Cleopatra is his anachronistic reference to Aeneas’s intricate shield, forged by Vulcan, which features Octavian’s victory at the battle of Actium:

On the other side, with the wealth of the barbarian world and warriors in all kinds of different armour, came Antony … With him sailed Egypt and the power of the East from as far as distant Bactria, and there bringing up the rear was the greatest outrage of all, his Egyptian wife! … The queen summoned her warships by rattling her Egyptian timbrels – she was not yet seeing the two snakes there at her back – while Anubis barked and all manner of monstrous gods levelled their weapons at Neptune and Venus and Minerva.

Faced with such a glorious image, Virgil’s readers might perhaps forget just how weak Octavian’s military record actually was.

The subversive Augustan poet Sextus Propertius writes longingly of his feisty mistress Cynthia. He, like Mark Antony, has been ensnared and to a certain extent emasculated by a powerful woman, and he is not afraid of admitting it. Answering the question, ‘Why do you wonder if a woman controls my life?’ he lists examples of famous, unnaturally dominating women, including the Amazon Penthesilea, Omphale, queen of Lydia, Semiramis and, of course, Cleopatra, ‘the whore queen of Canopus’. Later he provides a somewhat tongue-in-cheek tribute to Octavian and the battle of Actium. Clearly Propertius is aware of the irony of a Roman man celebrating a great victory over a mere woman, but, like Virgil before him, he sensibly sees no need to labour this delicate point. In this he is joined by his contemporary Horace, who is happy to reduce Cleopatra to the status of a madwoman drunk on power, yet who also gives a surprisingly sympathetic account of her death: ‘fiercer she was in the death she chose, as though she did not wish to cease being queen’. By restoring some of Cleopatra’s dignity, Horace actually makes her a more credible and worthy foe for Octavian.

[incorrectsibunaquotes]

I feel like atp I’m the wine drunk aunt of the Anubis fandom

[poorbrokemess]

Me *after being prompted over the past few days, *finally looking into Ammit more*

✨️reminder of what I saw prior to this✨️

Okay. First owl I've seen in like 2 years, for sure owl. Other times hearing, but not seeing.

Just as a little reminder because I want to memorize the jist of it

It's a mock up of the 42 laws of Ma'at, which, if memory serves, this pretty much condenses down all the repeated laws, in different variants, to a lesser more memorable list. (These are screen shots from various places, who took from other places)

Similar to the 7 principals of Ma'at.

I can never get in with a well-known Devine 🥴 the obscurity of it all.

🌼✨️🌼✨️🌼✨️🌼

At the store the other day when I got the Thoth statue:

Me *holding Thoth, looking for Wepwawet talking to my partner*

*amazing worker we've been helped by before, over hearing me explaining; no, that isn't Pan. It's Baphomet, which is, similar, but not, Satan* --- "could you bring me that actually? I have an amazing idea for it!"

Me *does the thing* "you wouldn't happen to have any statues of Wepwawet, would you? (Knowing full well that was not happening)"

Them - 🤠 whhats that ?

Me - "Wepwawet." (I said it like 4 different ways, so I spelled it instead, ended in showing some of my screen shots.)

Me - *goes into a breakdown of Wepwawet vs Anubis* ending it with - "Anubis doesn't respond to me and Wepwawet does. So I need Wepwawet, not Anubis. Those are all Anubis 😅"

Them - "which one of us works here again? 😂"

Me - you of course! Because I can't find the Ankhs anywhere.

*leads to the necklace and ring find. The ring is Lapis Lazuli, there were only two and it fits perfect, it was stupid expensive.*

Me - " There is no way I'm getting that. I could buy The Book of the Dead 4 times for the cost. *to worker* "Is there any way to put it on hold with a deposit or something?"

"of course!"

Me - * wanders off to see if I can fill the void of sad with something far more affordable with no luck in getting the ✨️click✨️ like I got when I put the ring on*

*partner is buying the stuff*

(I don't do the buying of things, too much anxiety involved so I usually go to the car.)

*she gets me the ring anyways, obviously*

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All of that, and I end up with, a wolf/jackal/hyena/dog/fox/hybrid God who makes me feel drunk and is rather *looks for word* (think the male father* figure of criminal dramas, Jethro(NCIS), Hotchener(Criminal minds)(stoic?) I'd be Penelope/Abby and Wepwawet is the boss man who puts up with my insanity 😂😂😂

He was over here all day :

🪄AMMIT🪄

*I know*

🪄AMMIT🪄

*yes*

🪄Ammit🪄

*I did get it, you know*

🪄AMMIT🪄

*why are we yelling now?*

🪄Crocrodile hippo crochopoplis🪄

*what was that last bit?��🤡*

🪄OWL🪄

Me "you said no more gods right now."

🪄 Its not a God 🪄

*me panicking because, well wtf is a God? What makes a God? Why is she not a God but Sobek is a God?*

It's so hard to remember it all when his presence lifts. Like a dream. Only a drunken one 😂

So I got. Some humanoid animal Deities. Only one of which even really interacts. 😅🥴

I'm coming back to add that, this was all over the place. What? 💀

- back with a new thought I hadn't thunk

What if, he means males. GODS. *Keep the gods you have, get no other for now.*

But Ammit is not Male. Although I think to judge any egyptian deity as having a gender if it doesn't have a human head is odd to me, even then, you can't really tell in alot of the works. So the idea of gender being an issue is wild. Considering hermetics state all things have all genders. All is one.

So that wouldn't fit with the idea and principals of Gender being obsolete. Go's is it both.

Anyway

Sleeps

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