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Cabin in the woods snippet
I finished one of the many different endings last night so in honor of that hereâs a drunk!Spider snippet with zero context.
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  âM.J!â That was Aniyahâs voice. He clumsily turned towards it, seeing through blurry eyes his friend running towards him. âWhat the fuck are you doing!â
   âAniyah!â He was so excited to see her. Heâd lost sight of her forever ago. âWhere have you been?â
    Now that she was up close he could see there her makeup was smudged. âI was making out with Katie Ludson while I sobered up! I left you watching Madigasare 2 in the living room! I figured youâd just stay there but according to everyone I talked to trying to find your ass, youâve had a very eventful night!âÂ
   Miles had no idea what she was talking about. âAm I in trouble?â
   Aniyah sighed, completely done, âno you moron, you're drunk!â
   âIâm drunk!? How did I get drunk!â
   âOh my god!â Aniyah looked up at the sky like she was praying for strength. âFrom drinking! Youâve been drinking alcohol all night.â
    âNo I havenât.â Miles didnât even know there was alcohol at this party. It hadnât seemed like anyone had been drinking to him.
    âAh yeah dude you totally have,â said John Jason Jacob Jack. âYou jumped out of the hay loft in my barn.â
    âYou swung through the trees like you were Tarzan.â
    âYou did a flip over the bonfire.â
     âYou jumped off the roof into the pool.â Now that the random person in the crowd mentioned it Miles realized that his clothes were damp. Vague memories of the exploits reported to him popped into his mind but they were quickly wiped away as his brain struggled to function.
    â âhat tim iz it.â Miles asked the crowd.
   â12:47âÂ
    âOh shit!â Without an explanation to anyone he ran off, Aniyah yelling for him to come back. He took out his phone, the bright light assaulting his eyes. Twenty missed calls. A line of texts saying, you're late. Where are you? Get your ass home right now. Are you okay, are you hurt? Answer me damn it! Iâm coming to get you. Miles fumbled to dial his father. The man picked up before the first ring even finished. âPapa!â
    âMiles!â From the angry tone Miles could picture his Pa red faced, jaw clenched, veins popping out on his temples. âWhat the hell is wrong with you! I told you twelve oâclock sharp!â
    âTheây tolâ me it waâ juicâ!â
    âWhat?â
    âTheây tol me it waâ juicâ Pa! I didnâ know there waâ alcohoâ inât.â
     âAw Jesus Miles. You're drunk!â
      âI didnâ mean ta be!â Miles was near tears.
      Pa sighed, âCalm down baby boy, itâll all be okay. Papaâs almost there. Just hang tight.â
#miles spider socorro#miles quaritch#spider socorro#colonel miles quaritch#cabin in the woods#my fanfic#drunk!Spider
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hehehehe oh shit indefinite sad dark shadow (âËâ).
#tbh i don't understand what i'm doin here.#come up with a context instead of me i am an out-of-context genius the pinnacle of understatement the king of idiots.#like i'm a little tolerably uh uh wow werrry much uh unreasonably violent and lonely DRUNK.#let's imagine that from the pies you can find something other than visually propagating information noise.#da? da.#noirpunk#punknoir#hobie brown#peter benjamin parker#spider punk#spider noir#across the spiderverse#atsv hobie#itsv noir#spider man: across the spider verse#atsv
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completely fine if you canât do this but Iâm curious if you could do something with platonic yan batfam finding out teen reader smokes. Not hard core drugs or anything, just cigarettes (still bad I know), and maybe even drinks alcohol.
in their own words it âmakes it so they can stop thinkingâ
Again completely fine if you canât!! Also love your work âĽď¸
The ask is based before the events of part 4
beta reader: @duck-you
WC: 4.4k
Dividers made by @saradika-graphics @cafekitsune
Age of reader: 16-17 (the age of reader in the main serie is your choice, I don't think I ever made the age clear but for this ask reader is almost 18)
Tw: mentions of alcohol and cigarettes, underage drinking and reckless behaviour from intoxication, Joker, fighting under the influence, wrongful imprisonment, Black Mask and his uglyness
You first started smoking when you were at the end of middle school and started high school, your friends kept pressuring you into it since all the cool kids were smoking and you didn't want to lose them.
You did stop a few times but they kept gas lighting you into starting smoking once again and after you started to roam Gotham as Spider it became an habit that helped you do something whenever the night was dead or you were just bored.
You also made sure to not smoke before going back to the Manor since you knew Alfred would know and you didn't want to let him know and disappoint the older man, seeing him as a father figure instead of Bruce since he was the one who actually took time out of his day to pay attention to you whenever you told him in advance.
The drinking didn't start until you turned 17 and your friends managed to drag you to a party after a lot of begging and accusing you of not caring about them.
You still remember the night where you got drunk for the first time, the beat of the music making you unable to talk to anyone without yelling and how everyone kept pushing drinks in your hand and cheer whenever you drank it all.
The taste of whatever drink you just drank always made you make a disgusted face before smiling happily as you started to relax and have fun with your friends, even singing karaoke after someone pushed a microphone in your hands and told you to follow the words that were being displayed on a TV.
Honestly that night was one of the best you ever had because you weren't Spider, you weren't the forgotten child of Bruce Wayne and you weren't the straight A's student that people looked down upon because of how silent and antisocial you were. You were [Y/N], the one who beat 5 guys at arm wrestling, the friend who was dancing like crazy and how you just lost your virginity (the alcohol one, not the actual virginity).
You didn't really enjoy drinking, especially whenever you drank too much after a party and ended up with the worst hangover ever thanks to your powers, but it was a nice thing to do to de-stress after a long night or to just become free for a night with your friends.
One night you were still on patrol but had a long night because you had to stop many gang fights and even got shot on the leg, which you bandaged up but it was hurting and annoying you so you ended up drinking the entire bottle of vodka you had in your schoolbag, where you forgot to take out the bottle a friend put inside after you told them that you never drank it since you never had the opportunity to do so.
And you were a bit of a lightweight since you didn't start for too long and somehow you found yourself wandering around Gotham, drunk out of your mind and unaware of your surroundings. Yes people were taking videos of a drunk vigilante walking on the walls and street but didn't do much, especially when they saw a familiar clown approaching.
When Joker finally walked up to you with his usual smile, happy that he saw you since he could just use you after he noticed how Batman was attached to you, plus you looked incredibly drunk and you were stumbling around the empty street, still wearing your mask that was just rolled up enough that he could see your mouth, slightly open so he thought it would be easy to kidnap you by just using a crowbar.
Immediately, when you felt his hand touch your shoulder and his annoying laugh, you grabbed his hand and just slammed him into the ground with a judo flip, that you saw Damian do when you were watching him train alongside the others.
Your drunken mind didn't clock in that the person who touched you was the feared clown of Gotham, you just kept hitting his body with the crowbar that he had in hand after you took it off his hands after he tried to hit you with it when he had the chance to attack.
But you didn't let him, somehow your mind and body when under the influence were a better fighter than you actually thought, you weren't using your superstrenght most of the time and only if he actually posed as a threat when he tried to attack you once again.
During the fight your mask was taken by that clown, who probably got even angrier when he saw that you were just a kid and that looked like you were gonna fall asleep in any moment, which was why he even managed to hit you on the face. Unfortunately for him, his hit made you remember when Jason hit you and somehow awakened an anger and you just started to hit that man like there was no tomorrow.
Somehow, during the drunken fight between you and Joker that people were recording, you didn't notice three masked figures on a rooftop who were watching you fight that clown and were discussing when to butt in.
Dick was watching with glee as you hit the clown while also waiting for Oracle to tell him who Spider was once Joker took off your mask, amazed as he watched your fight.
He did feel anger whenever Joker managed to get a hit on you with his fists and had to be held back by Jason and Damian, since they both wanted to see you win and see you fight in real life instead of watching from the cameras, which didn't show all of the fights most of the time.
As he watched he did that you moved a bit weird, like you were under the influence and that made him panic because what if Joker actually tried to drug you? What if someone tried to kidnap you and he wasn't there to save you?!
Jason was also watching in glee when he saw you hit the Walmart clown with a crowbar, cheering whenever you hit him in the face with that crowbar. He would also yell out scores when you did that, not caring that people were filming him.
He did notice how sluggish you were when you moved and was also ready to jump down to help you, not wanting you to get badly hurt by that clown even though he knew that you could defend yourself.
Damian was watching and making small comments about your posture as you fought before noticing how many moves were incredibly similar to downright the same moves he did as he fought with random criminals, making his heart soar with respect and felt incredibly honoured that you were copying him. He knew that he was gonna show the footage to the others to show how much Spider was like him and how he's obviously the favourite since they're copying him.
He did found your face very familiar, like he met you once but he couldn't find any memory of you in his mind, making him frustrated and angry since he's supposed to be the heir of Wayne Enterprises, his memory shouldn't get worse so soon.
When you felt a hand on your shoulder and another grabbing the hand that was hitting the now dead Joker, you turned around and just kicked that person away with all your strength to a nearby dumpster and just prepared yourself for another fight.
You honestly couldn't really see who was close to you thanks to Joker punching you right in the face and making your eyesight a bit blurry that you honestly couldn't see who was approaching and just thought it was another guy or more trying to kidnap you, so you kept fighting by using your spider senses to find them.
It took Dick, a laughing Jason and an annoyed but amazed Damian to manage to stop you, leaving all of them with bruises and many injuries since you didn't hold your strength back. The indented dumpster after you kicked Damian when he tried to grab you and the hole in a wall after you missed punching Jason and got stuck in the wall was proof of it.
The last thing you remembered before falling asleep after getting a small injection in your neck was Jason's laugh even though he sounded like someone kicked him in the chest and Damian's exasperated voice as he talked with Dick and how they shouldn't let you near anything alcoholic anymore.

You woke up the next day in your room, the headache from the hangover making you groan in pain, especially after feeling how sore your body was even though you couldn't remember anything from last night, before managing to get up without feeling like puking or falling, cursing yourself and making a mental note to never drink during patrol.
You slowly walked to the door, cursing your hangover since it felt like your door was farther away from you since you though you were in your usual room and not in another that looked exactly the same but you didn't really pay much attention to it since your head was killing you as you tried to think of anything.
You finally reached the door and opened it, immediately facing a surprised Bruce, making you confused and annoyed since you already felt like shit and seeing your father that never stepped up as a father to you made your headache worse.
You and the man stared at each other for a few seconds that felt like hours before you pushed him away and walked to where you thought the bathroom was, knowing that you needed to have a shower and probably puke your mind out.
When you finally walked out of the bathroom with a less painful headache after drinking some water from the sink and while you were showering, knowing it was safe since the Manor filtered the water, but the short-time happiness from the long shower was immediately ruined by Dick's loud voice as he talked about something you weren't paying attention to and him dragging you to the dining room where everyone was waiting for you, your headache coming back strong to even making you try and get away from his arms.
You groaned when he basically dropped you on the carpeted floor of the dining room, to which everyone's eyes were on you as you slowly got up and made your way to a random chair far away from everyone else, a bit weirded out since you actually never sat on a chair on the actual table. Hell, you probably never even stepped foot in the room in all the years you lived there.
You mumbled a thanks to Alfred when he set a bowl of soup in front of you and a few pills on a tissue next to your glass of water, to which you assumed it was for your headache and hangover.
You started to eat the soup without saying anything to anyone else at the table before looking up when you heard Bruce's voice saying your nome, ignoring how hesitant his voice was when he actually said your name, like it was the first time he ever actually pronounced your name out loud.
You stared at the older man who was supposed to be your father, hissing a little when the lights from the chandelier hits your eyes, too used to your poorly lit room and of the gloomy weather of Gotham that never lets any sun in so bright lights hurt your eyes.
"[Y/N], hun, I know you drank last night. And I am sure you know that drinking is bad for you, especially when you are underage. You could've hurt yourself and the people around you, which you did last night!" he said, his voice raising at the end before pointing at Dick, Jason and Damian, who you just noticed all had some bruises and looked uncomfortable while sitting on the chair.
Honestly, you didn't even feel bad. The only thing you felt bad about was not being able to remember anything about it. You hoped that someone took a video of it, god you hoped so hard.
As you thought of finding that video you suddenly noticed that Bruce was still talking, probably going on about the dangers of alcohol and what it could do to someone's liver after prolonged drinking, making you annoyed since he cares now? After years of ignoring your existence?
So you did what he did once when you were little, you just got up and left without a word to your room, not caring about anything he was saying. You didn't even know where you were going in the Mansion,thanks to how big it is and how you stuck to your room instead of exploring and ended up inside a small bedroom that looked like no one entered it for years thanks to the all the dust inside of it.
You opened the windows to let some air inside and found a few diaries as you snooped around before finding the holy grail of things you could find in anyone's room: an unopened bottle of rum in a hidden drawer that you might have broken while trying to open it because you were curious.
You were now loving whoever lived here and put the rum away in a pocket before walking out the room by the window so you could reach a bag you left on the rooftop that held a copy of your costume. Why did you had a bag there on the first place?
That was simple. You once forgot it while you were drinking on the rooftop when you had a horrible day and just forgot it there when you stumbled in your room by walking on the walls. And yes, the conversation you had with Alfred to ask him about having some money to buy all the stuff you needed to re-make the suit and re-create the voice modulator was very uncomfortable, especially when you knew you couldn't afford all of the stuff you needed even though you had a job.
And yes, you didn't have an allowance because Bruce never thought of giving you money and you had to take a job to just survive and not always ask for Alfred for money when you needed something for school or for dance practice.
As you reached the bad tied to an unused chimney, a small frown formed on your face when you saw the old design of your vigilante suit but still changed before putting the web shooters on your wrists, your bag already on your shoulders and the rum safely stashed in it and wrapped around your clothes to make sure it won't accidentally break while you were swinging around Gotham.
Once you got on a random rooftop of an abandoned building, which you made sure wasn't a rogue or a gang hideout before settling on it so you could finally drink the bottle you stole. You were close to one of the mafia's territory in Crime Alley but you didn't care which one it was, you only wanted to drink.
As you finally started to drink, your tongue tasting a hint of nutmeg and weirdly cinnamon with each sip you took, you slowly started to relax as the alcohol did its job, each sip making your head feel less heavy, like it was getting pumped full of helium and slowly making your forget about the pain your body was in.
God, you never wanted to stop, just four sips in and you were already past the tipsy part and you felt so free that anything you saw in the starless, polluted night of Gotham made you laugh like crazy. You finally felt like you belonged when you drank and that all the hatred, anger and the deep resentment you felt towards the Bats was calm, like a warm heavy blanket was put on those emotions.
As the night progressed, the bottle now half empty and your mind completely fuzzy, you started to hear noises and grunts of pain from one of the alleys near your spot, making you curious to see who it was and especially what was happening that would ruin your drinking night.
You slowly got up, your limbs feeling like jelly as you moved to walk on the side of the building, slipping a little as you stumbled around. After a bit you finally managed to get to the right alley when you realised you were on the wrong side of the building, and as you walked over you luckily avoided a frantic Nightwing grappling to a building.
You watched in silence when you finally got to the right alley and saw Black Mask, one of the criminals you knew his own goons feared because he could kill them if they did anything wrong in his eyes. You couldn't count the times you saw bodies in alleys when you were patrolling, their bodies covered in bruises and most of the time they were beat up beyond recognition that always made you sick.
But, unfortunately for you, your drunken mind decided to say something since you found his mask boring and weird. Like, compared to Jason's mask, his just looked boring and not really original. And you knew he was dangerous but noo, let's anger the mafia boss who kills with no mercy.
"He-Hey! You look ri"- you took a few sips of the rum - "uhh, oh yea! Ridiculous! Why that? No red, thought of being compared to Red Skull?" you started before your drunken mind just decided to go on a whole rant about his choices of brand and what he does with his goons.
As you were ranting about his ugliness and name choice, your spider senses made you dodge an incoming bullet shot at you but unfortunately Black Mask managed to hit your sacred bottle that still had most of its contents in it and you just watched with tears in your eyes as the alcohol ran out of your bottle to the ground.
The anger that surged in you after your drunken mind realised that he wasted your precious rum made you so angry that you didn't care who Black Mask is and threw the broken glass bottle at him and used his small distraction to web his chest and launch yourself at him, using all your strenght to punch his ugly masked face.
Using the moment and how distracted the man was, thanks to your punch, you kept hitting the man with all your strenght. Sadly, this moment of you overpowering the insult for eyes as a man as the man manages to catch one of your punches that was aiming for his stomach and pulled you forward to knee you on the chest, making you gasp for air and cough and almost made you puke but you anaged to keep it down.
Sadly, the bastard with no imagination for names started to hit you on the back of the head, making your vision blurred for a few seconds before your vision went back to normal thanks to your fast healing. You managed to avoid another one of his hits and quickly jumped on the wall and webbed him on the chest, pulling him forward and jumping on him, kicking him on the jaw.
You stared at the sad excuse of a original rogue as it stayed on the ground and slowly raised your hands like you won before grabbing the broken bottle of rum and walked on a wall, waiting as you watched the thing who you refused to acknowledge as a man get up and wobble around while the two goons he was hitting before already ran away.
Once it got up, obviously confused when you watched him look around and you waited until he got closer and hit him on the head with the bottle as a revenge for the wasted precious alcohol and then you quickly kicked him on the back to keep him down since you knew he was good at hand and hand combat and you knew that you couldn't win if he was lucid so you were lucky that you gave him a concussion with a lucky move.
You kept hitting the man-thing with the bottle with no care in the world, the blood splattering on the walls and the dumpster near you two, your smile the only thing he could see as you just kept hitting him, the bottle getting thrown away when it was completely broken from hitting his mask so you went back to using your hands, smashing his mask onto his scarred face, the alcohol in your body making you ignore how the shards of the mask were also getting embedded in your hands as you kept punching his face.
You stopped when your spider senses alerted you of danger and got ready to fight whoever it was that before getting hit with something and falling asleep, the last thing you managed to say before falling asleep was "fuck yall".
You woke up once again with weird cuffs on your wrists, but fortunately you weren't chained to the bed. You slowly got up from the bed and noiced two things: your hands were bandaged, making you confused as to what happened last night after you drank and both windows in the room had bars on it.
You managed to get up from the bed and walked to the door, your vision being a bit blurred as you looked around the room. You first walked to the window to see the bars and noticed how the bars were so close together and had such a small space between that even your finger couldn't pass through.
You then walked to the door and went to grab the doorknob but almost fell to the ground as you noticed too late that the doorknob was missing from the door. You quickly recovered and looked angrily at the door, punching it with all your strenght before realising that the cuffs were blocking your super-strenght when you felt an immense pain in your hand after you punched it and the door didn't fall down like you planned to.
You slowly retracted your hand from the door and started to pound the door with the other hand, yelling for Bruce and whoever lived in the fucking Manor, too angry and scared to care about the pain as your hand kept touching the door.
As you pounded on the door, you hoped that Alfred would come to save you from this room and explain why the hell you were stuck in a room with no way out, feeling trapped as minutes went by and no one came to explain what was happening and why you were trapped in that room.
You let out a huge sigh of relief when you heard footsteps coming your way and finally stopped pounding on the door, only now noticing the prints of blood on the door from your hand that was now bleeding profusely, making you almost cry as even slightly moving a finger brought you immense pain.
You looked up when you heard the door open and stared at Bruce and Alfred, who was holding a first aid kit, and moved to the side to let them enter, not wanting to fight until you knew why you were here.
You sat on a chair, who you now noticed was plastic, and let Alfred change the bandages on your hands while you stared at Bruce, waiting for an explanation before getting frustrated when he didn't say anything and just stared at you.
"What happened to me? Why are my hands bandaged?" you asked, staring directly at Bruce to hear his explanation, not remembering anything after you drank.
The man who you were told to call father just stared at you with a grim expression on his face "two days ago, after you snuck ou-" to which you interrupted him "I didn't sneak out, using those words would mean that you cared that I actually lived here and what these last 17 years showed me was that you don't care. Don't act like you do now".
You watched as the man acted like it didn't affect him but you knew that it did. You knew Bruce Wayne and he loves kids, you saw how he acted with Damian when he got hurt during patrol and how Jason once came home bleeding. You saw the man who you thought was heartless and didn't care about anyone cradle Jason's body as he carried him to the batcave, his face showing so many emotions that you never saw before.
You stayed silent as you watched him, giving an ok to Alfred when he asked if the bandages were too tight, still waiting for him to explain before sighing loudly when he just stared back at you.
"I went out to drink so what? Did I fight a gang member and somehow got so hurt that my hands need help healing?" you joked, wiggling your fingers to show your bandaged hands like it was something to be proud of.
To which Bruce seemed to get extremely mad about it "no, you decided to fight Black Mask after insulting him and ended up killing him. Damian and Cass had to sedate you as they thought you were a danger to yourself and to the civilians.".
After that you just stared at him before looking down at your own hands and looked at your knuckles who were staining your bandages since they were still bleeding. "So what? I didn't hurt someone innocent so why am I in a room with bars and no way out?" you asked angrily, not caring that you killed someone since you never viewed Black Mask as a person after everything you've seen him and his men do.
The man stared back at you "and this is exactly why you won't be let out until I know that you aren't a danger to the public" he said coldly and walked out with Alfred while you just stood there in shock.
You quickly ran to the door and started banging on it "NO NO NO! YOU CAN'T LEAVE ME HERE! I AM AN ADULT! YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME" you yelled as you banged to it, ignoring how their footsteps started to sound so far away while you cried and yelled in the room.
#platonic yandere#yandere#tw.alcohol#spider!reader#yandere batfam#yandere dick grayson#yandere bruce wayne#yandere damian wayne#yandere jason todd#yandere tim drake#yandere stephanie brown#yandere duke thomas#yandere cassandra cain#yandere alfred pennyworth#drunk reader
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Web of Spider-Man #38 (1988)
#web of spider-man vol 1#artist: alex saviuk#writer: fabian nicieza#year: 1988#decade: 80s#drunk#peter parker
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spider-man gets drunk?! ft. human torch + jackpot
#my art#art#doodles#yuri#marvel#johnny storm#peter parker#mary jane watson#jackpot#human torch#spider man#hottiecule#earth 515#sugar honey marvel#mj jackpot#marvel jackpot#marvel fanart#i imagine either reed developed a alcohol for ppl with super metabolisms#or they found a reaaaaaaaally old wine to get peter drunk#spideytorch#mary jane watson x peter parker
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Might clean this up later down the line but for rn a messy OâHara bros doodle â¨
#Iâm too lazy to translate#but I will say that âpedoâ is Mexican slang for drunk#before anyone questions#:: my art#wip#across the spiderverse#spiderman into the spiderverse#spiderverse#spiderman atsv#spider man#spiderman 2099#miguel o'hara#gabriel o'hara#marvel
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anyways. how much do yall think quentin likes having a â¨Capeâ¨
#all these spins and hand wavings.. the man fucking Vibes#spectacular indeed#me if i was socially allowed to wear a full cape without everyone staring and filming. also the fish bowl bc a mask isnt fucking enough atp#(ex friends who saw me drunk at my place wearing ace+aro flags as a cape and imitating darkwing/negaduck can confirm)#mysterio#tssm mysterio#quentin beck#the spectacular spider man#tssm
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Crime that I can't marry my followers to each other, these two have done nothing but act like the most smitten husbands ever and I can't wed them together?! Smh my fucking head
#cult of the lamb#the ones art#cotl narinder#thorjulbre#narithor#cotl lamb#these two have never had a failure with the tent. these two did nothing but kiss and laugh when they got drunk#these two are always standing next to each other???#yet only lamb can marry? No! I wanna wed them to each other! I need that cat and spider to hold hands or so help me-#yes i did choose the fight pit ritual first time around aroace lamb propaganda#narinder x random fucking follower is still the funniest thing to ever happen in my game and i will never shut up about them#anyway last doodle of the day i'm going to bed before thoughts get me#humbled gods au
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Multifandom art dump what đ¤Ż
I saw 5 cats on my walk today and I pet 3 of them, it was quite nice if I say so myself ^^ and I realize now that I have 8 days until band camp which is scary đ
Also as of posting happy birthday Helve đĽ
Anyway thanks for reading! Remember to self care and hydrate and I hope you have a good day :3
#cage-cat#tf2#the living tombstone#marble hornets#the walten files#caseoh#ghost and pals#steven universe#spider verse#blood in the bayou#twrp#cowboy bebop#pokemon#raichu#hobie brown#bitb rand#tim wright#christopher pierre#kennith simmons#lilia ghost and pals#spinel su#haru hatake#drunk guy tlt#tf2 zhanna#tf2 spy#tf2 nurse (oc)#faye valentine#dr sung#lord phobos#Jack Walten
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DRUNKâ peter parker
WARNINGS: drinking, alcohol
Peter had expected tonight to be eventful, but he hadnât expected this.
The party had been loud, the music pounding in his ears even after theyâd left, but nothing was quite as distracting as the way you clung to him now.
Your arms were wrapped around his waist, face pressed against his chest as he tried his best to keep you upright. Every few steps, you stumbled, and Peter instinctively tightened his grip, his fingers splaying against your lower back to steady you.
âYouâre really strong,â you murmured, peeking up at him with hazy eyes, a tipsy smile playing on your lips.
Peter chuckled, shaking his head. âI work out.â
You giggled, completely missing the teasing lilt in his voice. âDo you have a girlfriend?â
Peter nearly tripped over his own feet. âUhâwhat?â
âA girlfriend,â you repeated slowly, as if he were the one who was drunk. You poked his chest, eyes narrowing. âSomeone as hot as you has to have a girlfriend.â
He swallowed down his laughter, deciding to play along. âOh yeah, I do. Sheâs pretty amazing, actually.â
Your expression faltered for a split second before you pouted. âOh⌠lucky girl.â
Peter bit his lip, warmth spreading through his chest at your reaction. âYeah, I think so too.â
You sighed, nuzzling into him again as you mumbled, âWish I was your girlfriendâŚâ
Peterâs heart nearly stopped. His hold on you tightened as he exhaled sharply, willing himself to stay composed. You were so drunk. There was no way you were going to remember any of this tomorrow, but stillâhe couldnât ignore the way his heart leaped at your words.
âCome on, letâs get you home,â he said softly, but you shook your head against him.
âDonât wanna go home,â you slurred, fisting his hoodie. âDonât wanna be alone.â
Peter sighed. âOkay,â he murmured, brushing a few strands of hair from your face. âYou can come to my place, but only to sleep, alright?â
You hummed something incoherent, and he took that as a yes.
â
By the time Peter got you into his apartment, you were barely standing.
With gentle hands, he guided you to his bed, easing you down until your head hit the pillow. You sighed, stretching out against the covers as you looked up at him with a dazed expression.
âYouâre so sweet,â you mumbled, your voice barely above a whisper. âAlways taking care of me.â
Peter smiled, brushing a hand over your hair. âOf course I am. Thatâs what a good boyfriend does.â
Your lips parted slightly as your brows furrowed, as if you were trying to process his words. Then, you gasped softly.
âWait⌠youâre my boyfriend?â
Peter chuckled, shaking his head. âYeah, sweetheart. I am.â
A dreamy smile spread across your face. âLucky me.â
Peterâs breath caught in his throat as you lifted a hand, clumsily tracing his jaw with your fingers. âYouâre so hot,â you whispered like it was a secret meant only for him. âAnd youâre such a good man, Peter. So sweet, so patient. I think⌠I think I love you.â
His heart clenched.
Your voice was so soft, so sincere, and he knewâGod, he knewâyou wouldnât remember this in the morning. But that didnât stop his chest from tightening, didnât stop the warmth from spreading through him at hearing those words for the first time.
You yawned, eyes fluttering shut before he could say anything. Within seconds, you were asleep, your body going completely slack against his bed.
Peter exhaled, shaking his head as he tucked the blanket around you.
âGet some rest, sweetheart,â he murmured, pressing a soft kiss to your forehead. âWeâll talk in the morning.â
And with that, he settled into the chair beside you, watching over you as you slept, heart still hammering from the words you wouldnât even remember saying.
#avengers#x reader#reader insert#x female reader#the avengers#spider man#peter parker#peter parker x reader#peter parker x you#peter parker x female reader#spider man x you#spider man x reader#spiderman#drunk confessions
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Itâs a blazing 107 where I live right now, Iâve had nothing to drink but Smirnoff ice and havenât slept in 30 hours- have some more sappy Jake Lockley/Miguel OâHara art.
Bonus tiny Bird-Dad with his moon.
#Spider-Man 2099#Miguel OâHara#jake lockley#Moon Knight#Miguel OâHara/Jake Lockley#crack ship treated seriously#summer drunk art.
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Iâve been slacking on talking about Cara and Miguel, which is horrendous. Hereâs a bunch of silly sketches, including drunk Miguel, Black Hat OâHara and the painfully-Caucasian Miguel from the comics
#comic miggy was such a cute redhead#my art#art by doodle#my oc#oc art#sketches#canon x oc#miguel oâhara#miguel oâhara x oc#marvel oc#spidersona#tw drunk#marvel#marvel comics#spider man 2099#spider man#nueva york#earth 928#across the spiderverse#atsv#atsv miguel#size difference#comic miguel#miguel oâhara fanart#miguel x oc#Spider-Man#black cat miguel#black cat au
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Miguel fic idea ( Fluff):
Spiders get drunk off coffee, and Miguel had a *wonderful* way discovering that it still affects him.
He accidentally drank coffee after avoiding it for so long, during his drunk shenanigans he called reader over to his office and accidentally confessed to them ( reader is a spider person ofc), before they manage to get a word in he just passed out :/
By the time he woke up, they were next to him and ready to tell him about what happened, and that they like him too ( and too never drink coffee in the spider society again )
#miguel o hara#miguel x reader#miguel spiderverse#i love miguel o hara#miguel fic idea#yes spiders get drunk off coffee
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Miguel: I don't understand how he's getting all these parts! Everything I construct - it goes missing. I have eyes on him at all times and yet he's still evading me!! And I know it's him. Lyla, this is ridiculous. What the hell is Hobie planning-
Disco-Spider Diane with twenty different multiverse watch parts under her wig: damn that's crazy. maybe he's just smarter than you?? Idk... I'm just a stupid girl don't look at me...

#I'm really drunk I'm sorry đ#ignore me please#spiderman#atsv#spider man#marvel#across the spiderverse#hobie brown#spider punk#spiderpunk#miguel o'hara#miguel ohara#spidersonas#spidersona
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A young - and drunk - ANDREW GARFIELD.
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#andrew garfield#and a few drinks later#drunk#spider drunk#young andrew garfield#looks fun#he's so baby here#friendship#besties#andrew garfield with friends#shannon woodward#matt smith#charlie cox#jesse eisenberg#justin timberlake#brit gang#peter parker#spider man#the amazing spider man#tasm#tasm peter parker#tasm peter#andrew peter parker#andrew peter#sincericida
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The age old question of: Do i find these men attractive or do i just wish i looked like them?




the answers both, i think- i think itâs both.
#iâve got that brunette white boy genre gender envy#adam stanheight#literally all leigh whannell roles tbf#josh hutcherson#specifically futureman#future man#will graham#hannibal#struggling to get through hannibal cuz everytime will grahams in shot (which unsurprisingly is a lot) my only tw thoughts r âfitâ n âgoalsâ#andrew garfield#just like#spider-man#as a whole really#i am spider-man#but only when im drunk#i think spider-mans a universal trans thing though#oh yeah#trans#thats me!
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