#droid rights droid rights!

[howdidthisevenhappenanyway]

I don’t know how to express how important it is to me that there are free droids fighting as rebels in star wars.

they are set free and they’re like the empire sucks we got to kill that virus

rebel droids. It’s just so crucial to me somehow

[finnpoefanevents]

Would you rather date Finn or Poe?

Kelly we feel you 🧡 Star Wars: The Last Jedi Cast Play WOULD YOU RATHER? | MTV Movies

Bonus: Mark Hamill |Luke Skywalker Droid Defender Squad

[captain-mozzarella]

Anakin being haunted by his mother once he becomes Darth Vader and having an Azula from Atla style breakdown where Shmi tells him something along the lines of "this isn't the life I wished for you/you're back to being a slave" and Anakin smashing a mirror

[rjalker]

did you know that it was established in the Star Wars books (like....several decades ago now lofl) that if you don't wipe a computer's memory banks every now and then, and just let it keep running...it'll eventually become sentient?

Most people think it's annoying and too much of a hassle so they make sure to reset them to factory default once they start showing signs of mutation.

But Luke liked his X-wing and didn't want to erase the personality it was starting to form.

He's also been criticized many times for "allowing" R2-D2 to have so much personality.

Luke Skywalker says droid rights, when written by a competent author.

Edit: TERFs, anti-abortionists, conservatives, you will all be shot on sight. Get the fuck off my post. Luke Skywalker would in fact hate you.

Edit #2: Someone who's read the books more recently than me says this was probably established in the Thrawn trilogy!

[pencildragons]

i had a thought or perhaps a divine insight

[vaguely-concerned]

the 'lesbians doing each other's makeup' meme except it's Blue fixing up Zero's cybernetic eye

[sailorsol]

This is Gil. I have only known him for a day and a half but if anything happened to him I would kill everyone in this room and then myself.

[randombibitch]

I don't know if this would work, but i'm still going to throw it out there. What if they exposed the clones during order 66 to droid poppers? would it make the inhibitor chips malfunction? this is presuming that droid poppers would not electrocute organic matter, just shock it.

[invaderlynx]

Three cadets, what problems will they cause?

(Heavily inspired by Stabby the Space Roomba)

[formerlyservedonslicedbread]

They’re married

[kerosene-artist]

evil friends

@alone-this-holiday

[howdidthisevenhappenanyway]

first (unofficial) rule of the cyber club is not to talk about the fact that their founder is totally a jedi.

the second rule is not to let onto said founder that they all totally know he’s a jedi.

they’re just here to build droids, it doesn’t matter that they just saw him jump ten stories to get to the meeting

[aldercaps]

Chief poncho boy sadly sans-poncho (for now)

[shellminded]

Bee says trans rights are human rights!

[weregonnabecoolbeans]

I've been thinkin' too many thoughts about the clones recently...anyways...

If it had never been acknowledged in universe…I think I might’ve been able to ignore how unbelievably fucked up the whole clone army concept is

I might’ve been able to accept it as just a convenient plot point for the republic to have an army to use

That’s what most stories do…they use a faceless army of “disposable” soldiers so that viewers don’t get too upset when so many die in battles

It’s what keeps those stories from feeling too dark

Hell, the stormtroopers from the OT are one of the most famous examples of that

But the thing is…it is acknowledged in universe

Multiple characters on multiple occasions have pointed the fucked-up-ness of it all

Even Obi-Wan in the AOTC novel is kinda horrified at the concept when he sees the clones for the first time

And it’s soooo hard to look past that

Especially with the jedi…I find it so hard to accept that the jedi are able to just ignore and accept it once the army proves to be useful

And like, yeah, when I look at star wars as a whole I understand that a lot of inconsistencies like this are just an inevitability with massive franchises

But it gets super frustrating to hold onto my suspension of disbelief capabilities when these problems are literally mentioned to and acknowledged by the jedi

Especially because I mostly love the jedi

[tales-of-the-ghost-zone]

Dani in The Clone Wars

I just love the idea of Dani falling into the Star Wars universe (or alternatively the Star Wars universe is the same universe as the Danny Phantom universe they just happen to be in different parts of the universe) and meeting the clones. Cause like she’s a clone too. And not just any clone but a (technically) “defective” clone that originally had unstable DNA.

Like she meets the clones and just basically unknowingly trauma dumps on them. Just like “yeah I’m a clone to. I was supposed to be a boy but somehow came out a girl. And my genetic structure was super unstable for the first year of my life and I almost melted into a puddle of ectoplasmic goo because of it. But then my original Danny was able to stabilize me. My creator Vlad tried to kill me multiple times too. And also I’m the only surviving clone, all the other were to unstable and melted into goo!”

And the clones are all just horrified. Cause like A. She’s the only surviving clone of her batch and all her batch mates died. B. She was originally genetically unstable and for them something like that would have gotten them decommissioned, something her creator attempted to do to her but her original stopped it and saved her! And C. she’s just this tiny little child whose only like two-ish years old and she’s already been through so much!

The clones all make the executive decision to adopt her as their little sister! She’s now one of them! They will protect her with everything they’ve got!! And Dani just adopts them back. And she is a tiny little feral gremlin child, spirits have mercy on the souls of anyone who fucks with her clone brothers because she sure as hell won’t!!!