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Fun fact: McLaren have scored 1102 points from 2021 to the first half of 2024.
Fun fact: 152 of those are Danny Ric. 264 of those are Oscar Piastri. 686 of those are Lando Norris, that’s well over half.
Fun fact: Lando had a 130 point advantage across ‘21-‘22 and has a 140 point advantage across ‘23-‘24 thus far.
Thank you and goodnight.
#lando norris#look me in the eye#tell me he hasn’t carried#tell me he doesn’t deserve a bit of faith trust and pixie dust from his team#also#this is absolutely not against dr or op both are great drivers#this is to show how much work and performance lando has given to this team and how crucial he has been for their continued development#he has played the team game for them since 2019 so i don’t think it’s too much for him to ask for them to support his championship battle#also i triple checked but if i fucked the math up someone tell me#i very well could have miscalculated something i was going between google my calculator my notes and tumblr#i added the stats from his first 2 years in a reblog as well#mclaren#he hasn’t failed them but they have been dropping the ball for him and that’s a shame
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their asses do not want to be there…
#oscar just looks stoked#such lively drivers#i don’t blame them#i barely even want to Watch f175#let alone attend#f1#formula 1#lando norris#ln4#op81#mclaren#landoscar#oscar piastri#f175
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obsessed w the tags on ur last reblog
Omgg, thank you haha, it was a quality post so I just had to appreciate it in full force 😂❤️
Can‘t believe someone would actually enjoy my yapping :,D
#guys help is it time for a rebranding?? am I just gonna post about f1 now??#I still can’t believe this has all started because bestie and I were watching Ted Lasso (because I’ve been obsessed with that show for a#while now too) and I paused the episode to talk about how I really like the way Jamie interacts with kids (I’m sorry people being good with#and nice to kids is one of my weaknesses I work with kids now and have been invested in treating kids well forever)#so me saying that apparently reminded her of max and she showed me a video of him with p and yeah it was very effective in making me like#him and then we left the episode on pause and she told me a lot about f1 and max specifically cause I was interested now lmao (funny thing#is that she also got roped into it by our other friends I swear it’s speeding lmao#she also compared him to Jamie from Ted lasso (if you know you know) and showed me some heart wrenching Taylor swift edits (i haven’t#emotionally recovered yet) and yeah that’s how I started consuming way too much f1 content on YouTube and got into this whole mess lmao#oh yeah our friends also made me and another friend make a Tier list for all the drivers based on vibes alone (cause I only knew a bit about#max at that time and the other one knew nothing really) which was very funny too#especially looking back at it (we did some of them so dirty lmao 😂)#I’ve also come to the conclusion that tumblr is still one of the least annoying platforms to engage with other people (still)#YouTube is full of hate comments about drivers and stuff it’s so annoying actually#not to mention Twitter but I don’t go there and probably never will 😂#I personally don’t enjoy fics and scenarios and shipping of real people cause it makes me a bit uncomfy (not judging people who do#you do you as long as it doesn’t negatively affect anyone#but yeah I’d much rather just scroll by those here than have to look away from all the mindless hate and which driver is better discussions#everywhere else like I’m not one to engage with stuff like that but it does upset me to some#degree so yeah tumblr making memes and being rather positive about their drivers (most of what I’ve seen here of course there are gonna be#annoying people everywhere) is much more tolerable and a lot more enjoyable for me#whoops this post got away from me again oh dear#I’ve had the idea for a meme stuck in my head for days now: Max verstappen but make it if you don’t love me at my *swearing on team radio#giving spicy replies and attitude to the media maxplaining and complaining going for risky overtakes* you don’t deserve me at my *precious#interactions with p talking about his cats being a goofball with other drivers and especially danny defending other drivers driving#beautifully in the rain* it’s a package deal you can’t just pick and choose and personally I don’t even get why people complain about some#of the other stuff I appreciate someone who’s passionate and honest and genuinely kind where it matters 🤷🏻♀️#I think I’ve seen someone else say that but the more people complain about and criticize max the more I feel the need to defend him#god forbid women have hobbies for real (can’t believe I’ve yapped so much I can’t put more tags 💀)#also shoutout to Oscar Piastri and Danny Ric (I was so happy Oscar won even tho McLaren where being very silly in a not so funny way)
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My turn to have opinions 2024 pre season driver ranking (I was going to do something fancy/artistic then I started a job soooo- good old tier list)
EDIT: adding the FE drivers

#remember! these are subjective opinions! no one has to agree with them!#I won’t be mad!#meh teir is more the fault of fans than drivers half the time#the drivers truly are just there but sometiems the fans get real dickish#neutral is true neutral#like I’m not upset if they do well#but I don’t look at their results most weeks#I don’t hate them on the grid it’s good to have drivers who are there#tbh my ranking hasn’t changed much from last year#mark’s driver meta
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Things that happen at work:
So, we have quite a few CDLA drivers at my company that are legal immigrants from various parts of Africa and the Middle East, as well as a significant number of legal immigrants from South America and the Caribbean.
I honestly think it’s just…so freaking impressive that someone who speaks two or more languages looked at their career options and decided “least amount of effort for relatively good pay” and chose driving.
Because honestly, if you can exist in a state where you just react in the safest way possible to other drivers being absolutely moronic, instead of being emotionally invested in the road (ie road rage) that is LEGIT impressive.
Also? Driving professionally is actually hard because of all the regulations that need to be followed? You need to literally be a bunny ears lawyer about regulations, on top of dealing with faulty ELD systems and equipment (gps tracking systems that record drive time so that drivers cannot fake paper logs) PLUS being able to pass a DOT inspection on the fly? You basically have to be able to give your self a State Trooper inspection every time you get in any vehicle that can haul more than a mattress strapped to the roof.
I really, genuinely like the people I work with, but I don’t know how much longer I can tolerate the industry.
#humans are space orcs#things that happen at work#people are generally good but regulations are written in blood#truckinglife#it’s not bad the people are great but holy fuck am I just DONE#had to call a driver because he came back from his mandatory 30 minute break 4 minutes early#4 (4) FOUR MINUTES FUCKIING EARLY#and he gets a violation for for taking a long enough break#that’s just today#drivers really do look at delivery times and don’t account for them selves
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I feel like I enjoy, and even permit it in my head, when cultLH is being unhinged.
If any other driver fan group is being crazy I start holding my purse closer to myself
#like I don’t want to get assasinated but they give Taylor stans#Nicki stans#cultLH scares me but also I understand being passionate about the few drivers of color#like seeing representation for a driver that looks like you that might share your skin tone or culture#but like if you’re a rabid lando or Charles fan#I’m like what a surprise you’re unhinged over a white boy with colored eyes#this is not directed to the AO3 and yaoi tumblerinas#they give me a reason to wake up in the morning#even like being crazy about Alex and zhou#I super duper respect it and never judge#I also love them#but I am biased as a checo fucker and chestappen and checlerc girlie
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ichiro’s new outfit is kinda cute!!!!! 🤭
#this is vee speaking#the arb chronicles#like i can see ichiro as a flag boy next to one of miku’s racing figurines or maybe as the racecar driver lol#i may not be able to spend shit in arb for the far foreseeable future lol#but i’m trying to play it more!!!!!! i don’t particularly miss it but i also kinda do lmao#in the occasional times i did log in to play i managed to get enough sudden scratch coins to buy ichiros new card but only one of them lmao#so at least i have it lol!!!!!!#the story is shaping up to be very nice lol ichiro just got really swamped with requests and resolved to get shit done by himself#esp since his bros were in school but the story ended just as he heard ‘nii-chaaaaaan!!!’ and ‘ichi-niiiiiiiii!!!’#baby bros coming in with the assist lol let’s go bb let’s go bb!!!!!!!!#what is that symbol on ichiro’s jacket tho lol?????? it looks kinda korean but it can’t be right???#a 9 for rei’s secret online identity lol??? some brand we haven’t seen yet???? or we have in the bg of some shot that i haven’t noticed lol#if it isn’t new i’m sure some jp twitter user with encyclopaedic info will recall it lol
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Might just go MIA for a week. Cant stand being human right now.
#hey brain why are you doing this#is it the OCD? is it autism? is it ADHD?#being around people is so fucking draining#it doesn’t matter who#I need to be alone forever and have nobody ever talk to me again actually I need to escape into the mountains where everyone follows my#rules because I’m the only one there#this is my worst brain day in a long fuckin time yo#I was cussing out drivers on my way to work because *I* passed them and then they sped up to stay behind me#I don’t even want to interact with my coworkers because they don’t understand my rules which isn’t their fault of course they don’t#but in my brain headphones on means nobody talk to me just text me#if I’m not looking at you don’t look at me type rules#and like right now I think it’s OCD because I *need* everyone to follow my rules#and I know they won’t because half the time I don’t even know my rules#so it’s easier to not be around anyone because I don’t like being around or talking to people anyway#:(
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Man, there were some dudes on the train trying to pickpocket some big dude who was knocked out right next to me 😭…. I just got up like bro, the dude was trying to go into the dudes pockets RIGHT next to me and the other boy was sitting right next to me on the other side. I wished I could’ve said something but unfortunately, when you see shit like this, you just gotta move. I’m a woman. I’m not about to get beat up and shot up for some random guy. Especially on the train man. It’s so dangerous on there. Gotta be vigilant at all times. Like man, please don’t do that shit next to me. I don’t think they got anything tbh.
#looked like the big guy was on his way back home from the airport or somewhere far off since he has his luggage with him so I’m just#assuming#that was so ugly 😭#I felt bad because I wanted to say something like hey don’t do that! but they’re men and we’re the troublemaker type#probably had weapons on them and shit#I just had#to get up man#I hate the redline 😭!!!#it’s not safe to fall asleep on public Transportation no matter how tired you are man be safe#ppl will take advantage of you#I’ve seen some#guy get his backpack taken while he was sleep early in the morning#maybe he worked#the night shift or so idk#but#the bus drivers who were riding the train were like ‘man can’t do that on the train. sleeping like it’s all peaches’
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hey has anyone in the crowd done a thirteen hour drive before (with two people, so can switch off every couple hours)
we’re looking at maybe doing that in november and i know the logical, reasonable course of action is to do it over two days but consider this: i don’t want to.
so seeing if any friends have done it LOL
#kit talks#spouse’s family lives in texas and he hasn’t seen them since our wedding so we’re Going#we’re gonna rent a car so that we don’t put the wear on our cars and so if there’s a problem it’s not one of our cars#and lodging is taking care of by his mom. so really the Hurdle is the drive#and i’ve already looked. plane tickets are $600-700. which is 100% not doable#spouse has done the drive in one day before but it was him and his parents so there were three drivers#i Think we could manage it but idk if i’m being overly optimistic#literally the furthest i’ve ever been from home is 6-7 hrs or like#450 miles. this will be 900 miles. i am Scare lmfao
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I love how Taylor always shows appreciation for every single person that helps make a tour possible.
#looking at all these 100k bonuses for each truck driver#I know it’s nothing new for her she has a rep for paying really well#my cousin did rigging for 1989 and made really good money#she thanked the truckers and security at my rep show#and credits all them on screen#it’s basic decency to pay your workers fairly but many don’t or only pay the big folks#she also paid for dancers to fly home to visit their families over the holidays while on tour#I’m sure the crew is probably all getting bonuses too#eras tour#edit: the crew and everyone else all got massive bonuses too
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That post about the cybertrucks reminded me of how, when I was doing geography GCSE, my teacher was telling us about how we had to go to a different small town for our class trip instead of the nearest large city because the previous year’s class had gone to the city, managed to piss off gang members & when they were driving through a housing estate afterwards, someone threw a tin of beans and a bottle of cherryade at the minibus
#i don’t think i’m selling how utterly hilarious this story was. my gcse geography teacher was one of those people who can make anything#funny. he had this slight geordie accent & a very dry way of speaking that always cracked me up#so he first became aware that there was an issue when several of the lads ran full-pelt back to the minibus (which the teacher was sitting#in the driver’s seat of) and one of them grabbed his shoulder and yelled ‘drive man drive!!!’#and he’s like what. why. what the hell is the emergency#and he sees a bunch of slightly older lads in baggy pants and hoodies running at the minibus and he’s like ‘oh for god’s sake.#what is wrong with you. we’re supposed to be on a school trip; how have you managed to start beef with the populace?’#so he starts driving and bear in mind the guys in the geography class would’ve been in school uniform. and the bus has the school logo on i#and they’re heading past blocks of flats and such and somebody walking by; who is presumably either connected with the gang#or just also had beef with our school (understandable); threw what they had in their hands at the bus#which was a tin of heinz baked beans and a bottle of cherryade#looking back i’m like damn. that’s lunch#but this was in 2011 so that probably cost all of 50p back then lol#personal
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ough nightmare. I swear I’ve had this game guy appear in my nightmares before and that actually scares me
#big clown statue guy that holds a fost out at you to tell you what kind of game you’re playing. it’s easy usually. at least dream me knows#most of the answers and the person i’m with knows the rest. it’s an old and filthy statue but it looks alive. very cool. kind of like a#vending machine? like the clown looks like that. certain rules change depending on how he stands or what his face looks like and how he hold#the fist up. i don’t know what the threat of failing the game is#scaryyyy stuff kinda cool though. this dream was weird#mielmbles#I haven’t had an apocalypse like dream in a while#there were like a lot of clowns in it for some reason but they weren’t important just a part of the city#like ppl were just dressed like that and huge but a lot of them were also cardboard cutouts.#there was a blond kis driving us for whatever reason and a silly threat on his life because he drank a contaminated boba drink that was#literally just water and boba. it was mean for dream me or no this girl I was taking care of? who was terminally sick with something weird.#random girls wanted us dead for some reason. cuz I fought and beat them I think? in breakdancing? or something to do with a guy#there was a train and we were trying to get back people we had lost like idk how they were lost and it was multiple reality stuff. some kids#i knew from elementary were there. god there was so much going on I feel like I barely scratched what the hell happened but I also can’t#like remember what happened. kinda fun. really scary. the place we kept returning to had running water and I could go online to see what ppl#were posting about the apocalypse. the blond kid missed water. apparently just had juice. then he asked for sleepytime tea which I said we#had the peach version and I told him he could go to the house anytime he wanted. or something.#he was a really bad driver. like leg on the steering wheel and looking at the passenger while having a convo#hate that dreams plant fake memories in my head. I don’t actually know if i’ve dreamt the clown guy before#it feels like I have but that was also what the dream called for. yk? familiarity.
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warnings: creampie, breeding, knotting, wolf hybrid!reader x bunny hybrid, reader is described as taller and bigger
A/N: this was a kofi request.
To most people, you and your lover were a strange pair. After all, you were a wolf hybrid, and him a tiny bunny hybrid. They assumed you were the boss in the relationship, running everything behind the scenes.
Oh how wrong they were.
You met him at a party. It was late and you didn’t drink, so you were getting uncomfortable around all of the people that were already drunk off of their asses.
Several of your female friends had begged you to come with them, wanting a designated driver. They convinced you it would be tame fun and you’d meet a decent guy there.
Unfortunately, every other wolf hybrid male you were interested in was either drunk off their ass or making out with some other hybrid.
It saddened you, sometimes, to know cute little squirrel and puppy hybrid girls your age could easily get a wolf hybrid boyfriend, when the reverse wasn’t true for you
Anytime you dated outside of predator hybrids, the prey male you were with would want you to dominate them. You weren’t interested in that, though. All you wanted was a dominant man that didn’t care about your size.
“Hey, you alright?”
You glanced to your left, seeing no one until the person cleared their throat. “Down here…”
There was a small, smiling bunny hybrid standing right next to. How long had they been there?
“Hello… and yeah… I’m alright,” you answered slowly, quickly looking away. You weren’t really in the mood to try and help someone get with one of your cuter hybrid friends, which is why you assumed he was talking to you.
The bunny hybrid’s fluffy ear twitched, and he offered a hand. “C’mon, you don’t seem to be having fun. We can go outside and get some fresh air if you’d like.”
This gave you pause. A smaller hybrid was worried about you? Most would avoid an upset predator hybrid, not wanting to be bitten or attacked… but instead he offered a helping hand.
It almost made you feel like a princess.
Your cheeks heated up, and you took his hand gratefully. “Thank you, um…”
“Momo, you can call me Momo.”
The two of you left the party, walking out into the fresh air to gather yourselves. His white hair seemed to almost shine in the moonlight, and your heart thumped in your chest when he caught you staring,
“Yeah, I get it. You’re not used to being left alone at parties. You’re pretty after all, I’m sure all the wolf hybrids want to snatch you up.”
If only that was the case.
“Actually… male wolf hybrids tend to focus on pretty, smaller hybrids like bunnies and deer. It’s… uncommon for me to go home with anyone after a party.”
Uncommon was an understatement. The only time you brought home a wolf hybrid, he instead wnet for your roommate who happened to be a pretty deer hybrid. It was so frustrating!
“That’s a shame. You’re really pretty, I’m sure you’ll be mated soon.”
Again, you felt your heart race at his words. Momo leaned against the railing, his yellow eyes trailing up and down your body. “Mmm, are you against me coming home with you?”
Now that took you by surprise. You had always asked first, never being sought after. With a shake of your head, Momo grabbed your hand.
“C’mon then, let’s ditch this lame party. We can order some pizza and chill at your place or mine, whichever makes you more comfortable.”
Him, a little bunny, worried about your comfort? You were pretty much swooning at this point!
The two of you spent the ride home chatting, and sat on your couch eating pizza and watching some romcom that was more comedy than romance. It had the two of you laughing your asses off at how cheesy the little romance bits were…
Soon enough though, you felt his hand slowly move across the couch and settle onto your thigh. You made no move to pull away, instead you scooted closer, allowing his hand to move to your clothed pussy.
This was the first time anyone had reached out to touch you like this. You had been close to fucking another person before, but always got turned off by having to do everything first.
Now, you were being pursued, touched confidently. His fingers rubbed at your clothed breath, his chest pressed against your side while his breath fanned across your neck.
“Mmm, you’re getting wet already…”
Your scent was driving him crazy, and Momo was barely holding back the urge to pin you down.
For a moment you worried that he would back off and wait for you to take over. Would he be just like the rest, and expect you to dominate him?
When Momo sensed you shy away slightly, his bunny ears twitched and he grabbed your chin.
Turning you to look at him, he hummed softly and leaned forward. “Getting nervous? I can show you what to do…”
You felt your panties grow damp at his words. Momo pushed you down slowly, his cotton tail wagging as he climbed on top of you.
“Mmph… you’re gorgeous, you know? So cute…”
He kissed down your neck, marveling at the strength in your large hands. If you wanted to, you could crush him in a second.
Yet here he was, keeping you pinned underneath him as he pulled your panties off.
With your cunt on full display, he grinned. “There’s my pretty girl… she wants me so bad, doesn’t she?” he cooed, dipping a finger into your folds. It was slick with your arousal when he pulled it out.
“C’mon, have a taste.”
Your eyes fluttered closed as you sucked your own juices from his finger. It felt too good, being bossed around like this…
“Such a good girl for me, aren’t you? Need a reward…”
He pumped his fingers in and out of your wet cunt, watching as your pussy squelched with each movement. Momo could see how desperate you were to mate, and groaned as your walls fluttered around his fingers.
For a bunny hybrid, Momo was hung. When he pulled down his pants, you were left speechless. You had seen a few buns in porn before, and none of their cocks came close to rivaling his.
As it hardened up, it grew even larger, making you blink in surprise. Only your own fingers and Momo’s had ever entered your pussy, and now he was about to put THAT in you?
Your cheeks flushed as he played with your clit to help prep you. A coo left his lips, and he smiled when your hips bucked uncontrollably. “Shh, I’ve got you. Feels good, doesn’t it?”
He nibbled on your neck, his little bunny teeth making you giggle as he did his best to loosen you up. “It’s gonna be okay, I’ll be gentle, I promise.”
His fingers moved in and out of you as his cock throbbed. It seemed every time he pumped into your tight cunt, he became more antsy. It was clear he wanted it to be his cock making you whimper and writhe, but he had to ensure you were stretched out enough to take him.
Momo truly cared about you and your pleasure…to him, you were a pretty girl that was afraid of your first time. You weren’t a looming monster or some scary predator that others made you out to be.
“I-I’m ready…”
You found it cute how excited he got at your words. Momo’s fluffy cotton tail wagged furiously as his cock lined up with your needy, dripping pussy.
“A kiss…” he murmured, pressing the head of his cock against your hole. “Muah~”
Feeling his cock stretch you out felt both painful and sweet. His fingers were entertwined with yours, his lips on your neck as he cooed sweet nothings.
“It’s alright, I’ve got you. Shh…”
Despite the fact you were nearly double his size, Momo was worried for you, checking your face for any discomfort before he bottomed out.
“Feels funny,” you muttered as he kissed away the tears on your cheeks. “Like I’m being torn apart…”
He gave your cheek a few affectionate licks, his soft pink nose nuzzling you as he moved his hips slightly to help you get used to it all.
“I know… it’ll pass, I promise.”
He toyed with your clit, flicking and prodding the sensitive bud while his free hand held onto your hip. Your cunt was so tight, he really didn’t want to hurt you…
Slowly, you loosened up enough that he could pull his hips back and fully fuck back into you. A gasp escaped your lips, and your claws dug into the soft flesh of his back as he started a steady, slow rhythm.
“F-fuck…” Momo groaned, his cock twitching inside of you. The pleasurable feeling or your claws in his skin made him feel feral, and he bit down on your shoulder to tell you who was in control.
Momo slowly picked up speed, his bunny teeth digging into your sensitive flesh. It felt like you were being mounted and ravaged by a wolf hybrid with the way he was pounding into you. Every thrust made your tits bounce, and soon that caught his attention.
He took one of your nipples into his mouth, looking up through his thick white lashes as he suckled softly. The combined pleasure of being fucked and your tits being groped made you cum all over him.
Momo let out a shuddering groan, his eyes rolling back in his head as your pussy clenched and unclenched around his throbbing cock in your first orgasm of the night.
“There’s my girl, you’re doing… so well…” Momo said between moans, his nails digging into your hips as he held himself back from cumming inside of you then and there.
He lifted one of your legs over your shoulder, and you felt his tip hit somewhere deep inside of you, making your eyes widen.
All you could see was stars, your tail wagging lazily as he leaned down to capture your lips in a heated kiss.
When he pulled away, he grinned down at you, panting between words. “F-fuck… you’re beautiful like this…”
And as he said the last word, his hips slammed into you and cum painted your gummy walls, filling you up as he cried out in ecstasy. Momo’s tongue tangled with yours, and his hips kept slapping against yours as he bred you thoroughly.
His knot swelled up, keeping all of his seed inside of you as the two of you began to recover.
“Did you… really mean that..?” you asked suddenly as he gazed down at you with lovesick eyes. “That… I’m beautiful? I’m… not what you should want… y’know, instinctually…”
He tilted his head, and for a moment you worried that you said the wrong thing. You just figured a bunny hybrid such as himself would rather be with a smaller female hybrid!
“Mmm, I meant what I said, and you’re the one I chose to go home with.”
He cupped your cheek, caressing it lightly. Momo gave your chubby cheeks more soft kisses before he moved to lay on top of you.
“You’re so soft and warm… ahh…”
One of his hands gave your belly a playful squish, his cotton tail wagging mischievously. “I’ve never meant a girl like you before. You’re… perfect for me.”
The two of you lied there, basking in the afterglow of sex. It smelled nice, the combination of your scents. Perhaps… you could even get used to it.
“Momo… we should do this again sometime. It was nice.”
He tilted his head, his bunny ears flicking as he looked up at you. “Of course we’ll do this again… we’re a mated pair now. Bunnies are quite horny you know. In fact…”
Momo straightened up again, his cock already hard and ready for more. You blinked, your eyes widening as he lined up with your pussy.
“I think I’m ready for round two.”
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LITTLE SISTERS ARE UNKNOWINGLY GREAT MATCH MAKERS - KA12



summary : Girlhood is meeting a younger girl in a bathroom and giving her a friendship bracelet. You happen to get lucky when that little girls introduces you to the youngest driver on the grid.
listen up : no warnings!
words : 1212 (wow that’s crazy)
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“I like your dress.” A little girl says, her voice confident and clearly italian. I smile at her in the mirror before pulling my hands away from the sink and grabbing a towel.
I turn fully to her, her eyes big and brown, looking up at me in awe, “Thank you!” I throw the towel away as she smiles softly, “I like your headphones.” She's in white pants and a black jacket, the bright pink headphones around her neck.
She looks down when I say it, “Bit stupid.”
I shake my head as she backs away from the sink, “Never!” I reach into my purse and pull out my little earplugs that are in a clear case. She smiles at this.
I turn back to the mirror again, fixing my hair and applying my lipgloss. My eyes wander to the small girl who still resides next to me, looking at herself in the mirror and swiping on chapstick.
“You’re a mercedes fan?” I say.
She nods eagerly, pushing her lip balm into her pocket and touching her hat. “It’s my brother's team!” I smile at her enthusiasm, “Are you?”
“Not particularly…” As in George Rusell makes me uneasy and Kimi Antonelli is making me feel unaccomplished since we’re the same age. “I root for Mclaren.”
She seems a bit sad at this, but nods nonetheless. “Do you want a friendship bracelet?” I ask just before she goes to leave. She’s absolutely adorable and definitely a new friend (one i’ll probably never see again) but still, I take one of the beaded bracelets off my wrist and hand it to her.
It says, VROOM, with a tiny beaded F1 car that took me a whole hour to figure out how to make. “Wow!”
I stand up straighter, “I’m Y/n!”
“Maggie.” She says her name quick, her eyes unmoving from her wrist, the bracelet a tad too big. She finally looks up at me again when we both go to leave, “Thank you!”
We walk into the public area, the paddock not crowded for the first time all day, “I’m glad you like it.” I’m too focused on her little eyes lighting up to notice that a guy is staring at us. He pushes off the wall, walking towards us in a far too familiar way. Holy shit.
Maggie says something in italian.
She says something in italian directed to the guy.
The guy who also happens to be Kimi Antonelli.
Kimi smiles at the girl as it all dawns on me. Oh fuck. When she said, ‘it’s my brother's team’ she didn’t just mean that he supports them. She meant he drives for them!
He tugs at her hat so it goes over her eyes as she groans and elbows him, “No wonder you took so long, making friends?”
Maggie nods, saying something in Italian and raising her wrist so Kimi can see her bracelet. He nods, probably not interested but he smiles at her.
Then he smiles at me.
“Did you make it yourself?” His accent is smooth yet his demeanor is still boyish.
I laugh awkwardly, “Uh yeah, sorry I didn’t make any Mercedes ones.” He shrugs it off.
“Black and teal gets boring!” Maggie cuts in, still admiring her bracelet under Kimi’s arm, “I like pink!” Kimi and I look at eachother, smiling at the younger girls' excitement. She clearly gets distracted when she sees an older woman, promptly running away and yelling, “Mama!”
Kimi laughs, not making a move to leave, “I think this is the most interesting thing that’s happened to her all weekend.” He slips his hands into his pockets, smiling at me. Christ he’s cute.
“Honestly she’s made my weekend.” I swipe a piece of hair from my face, “I’m sure she was more excited about her brother’s big F1 debut than a bracelet.” I scoff as he laughs.
“I don’t know…” He looks at Maggie, her hair bobbing up and down as she shows their mom her new jewelry. “Show her pink and she sort of gravitates…”
I smile, “Is she an Alpine fan then?”
He shakes his head, still smiling shyly, “I won’t let that happen.” When I don’t say anything, he sways, “Are you? An Alpine fan, I mean…”
I shake my head, looking down at my light pink dress, “Nah… just hate wearing bright orange.”
He nods, “Oh! I’m Kimi, by the way.”
I hold back a grin, “I know… I’m Y/n.”
“Nice to meet you, Y/n.” I think my heart skips a beat when he says my name, “Thanks for being so nice to my sister.”
“No problem, she’s adorable!”
Maggie comes up to us again, “Could you teach me how to make one?”
Kimi raises a brow, “I’m pretty sure she doesn’t just carry beads with her, Mag.”
I blush, “Actually… I do, and I can totally try!”
She runs off again, leaving Kimi and I, “She’s really sweet, though she might not want my help with the beads… I made one and gave up like two hours in.”
He laughs, “She referred to you as ‘pretty girl’ when she told me you gave her a bracelet, so I'm pretty sure she already loves you no matter if you can recreate it or not.” I laugh a bit when he says this, my cheeks are probably already red.
“I remember being like that with every older girl I encountered.” It’s true, every little girl I see I just want to cry because of how much I loved being that young.
“Yeah well she’s got good instincts.” his tongue runs over his bottom lip, “How old are you?”
“Eighteen… you know, my mom found out you were driving this year and made me get a job!” He’s laughing harder now.
“Shit… I'm sorry. What were you forced into?”
“Well, it’s not bad.” I shrug, “I intern at McLaren actually. My mom’s a driver manager.” His eyebrows go up, nodding at my words.
“So you get to travel with the drivers?” He looks almost… hopeful.
I nod, “Basically. I want to work in F1 media so it’s hopefully getting me used to my future.”
“That’s really cool.” Honestly if it were any other teenage boy saying that, I wouldn’t believe him. But something about Kimi Antonelli tells me that he doesn’t half ass anything, even his words.
“Yeah…” I bite my lip, swaying on my feet.
“Hey! Um before you go…” He pulls out his phone, “Can I get your number?” I raise a brow instinctively, “For Maggie!” I try not to frown, taking the phone and typing in my number and name, “And maybe… for dinner sometime? I fly to China right after this.”
I bite back a smile, “That’d be fun, I go straight there after the race.”
I think he’s… blushing? “Right. Well uh… maybe I can convince you that black and teal are right for you.”
“If you take me out and try to convert me from papaya, I will never let you forget it!” I threaten as he starts walking away backwards.
“Yeah I'm planning on that, pretty.” He bites his lip, nodding and leaving. I roll my eyes and walk away, my cheeks pink and my smile wide.
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Ecology win! The electric fence guarding them empty lot is powered by solar panels
#sure is a good thing the bridge nearby has bars under it protect it’s vulnerable underbelly#anti homeless architecture makes me insane#this morning on my commute to work there was someone losing their shit on the train#writhing in agony#matted hair#torn up shoes#they looked like a frat bro that got lost on a bad trip and had no one who could bring him back#it made me uncomfortable#but I was less afraid than when I had to walk by some business men by their truck#I’m sure they were also uncomfortable#I’m sure they would prefer to be somewhere they could call their own#even a safe little hole under a bridge or a tent in an empty lot could be better#especially if they knew no one would fuck with their shit#like? there is so so so much work I do that doesn’t need to happen#it seems like the less necessary something is the higher the monetary reward#& this is not a universal truth#but I got paid way less to talk to people about environmental policy or help them learn math#than when I sat in the back of a banking conference doing nothing#& there is so much shit that doesn’t get done that needs doing#there are camps surrounded by piles of trash#and literal shit in the middle of the sidewalk#I’m confident that the people that generated that unpleasantness#A) would rather throw shit in a trash can and shit in a proper toilet like a human being and not on the street like a dog#B) would be happy to go around cleaning up the streets(literally) in exchange for a living wage#and those jobs exist#but there clearly aren’t enough people doing them#just like we don’t have enough train drivers#and enough therapists#and enough cooks#and enough teachers
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