#dreamt of making this into a short animation but eh

[plush4bunny]

current wip: frame for a video largely inspired by @chrism02's "Remember When..."

[safely-in-vhagars-belly]

Aegonxocreader

Dark stuff

Warnings: dark non con slavery kidnapping arranged marriages and animal abuse sort of.

Word count: mine says about 4251♡

Chapters published:2

Title: the first night.

Concept: You got married without permission from the royals and they don't like that so they decide to bring back a horrible old tradition from the grave where it shouldve stayed.

Not my gif. Idk how to make any gifs. Credits to who owns it.

The dress you wear is a simple white gown. It was made by your friend. She had to work every day in the tavern to earn enough coin to buy the silk from the tailor.

You slowly walk down the aisle to your future and to your soon to be husband. The cheap tavern you both rented for the festivities is filled with his friends and some of yours. Your family couldn't attend.

You didn't even tell them you are getting married. They don't know you are, in fact, alive.

He smiles and takes his hands into your own. You feel his heartbeat through his hands, and you feel your soul slowly connect and intertwine with his as the septon speaks the words you dreamt of hearing ever since you were little.

'We stand here in the sight of gods and men to witness the union of man and wife: one flesh, one heart, one soul, now and forever.' You happily kiss your husband on his cheeks. Faybaen kisses you gently on your lips, and you feel him cloak you. The septon spreads his arms to address the crowd.

'Let it be known that Bessie Stone and Faybaen Stone are one heart, one flesh, one soul. Cursed be they who would seak to tear-'

The door of the tavern is pushed upon, and unexpected guests enter. You back away slowly, assuming your family finally found you. You take Faybaens hand into your own and whisper something in his ear. 'In case it is my father, stab me before he can drag me back. I rather die here with you than live with my awful family.' You whisper in your husband ear. He nods and prepares a small dagger ready to end your life.

Faybaen shakes his head and puts it away moments later. You feel uneasy. Gold cloaks. Only one kind of person has that. The king. 'It is not your family. I know those kinds of cloaks from the capital. This is the Kingsguard.' The cloaks are indeed unmistakably gold with white. You don't understand what they are doing here. This is an illegal wedding, perhaps, but surely they have bigger fishes to fry with the queen in open rebellion and the usurper on the throne? With the former Kings funeral and the wars?

A man comes to you.

He has silver short hairs and wears impressive armour. You know him as Aegon of house Targaryen. You suppose it's King Aegon now.

Next to you, Faybaen already curses before getting to his knees, kneeling for the king of the seven kingdoms. He hates kneeling for other men. You fake a smile and curtsy, like you did so many times. Most of your friends here are supporters of Rhaenyra. Most of them kneel for now and await their turn.

Another taller figure follows the king; He has also silver hair, but it's much longer, and he wears a very unstylish eyepatch. Faybaen gulps. 'Oh no.' He stutters softly before getting up and walking to the two brothers.

You lift your skirts before rushing and quickly follow him with your fake smile still on your lips like its armour. 'M'lords, Welcome to eh ...The tavern of my uncle, Gibsen.' Faybaen points to his uncle, who has already fled and is no longer where Faybaen points to.

Faybaen lowers his arms and nods half before eying the royals.

'Thank you, Mr-' the prince speaks before the king, and that does surprise you.

You walk to your husband and join him. 'Oh, I'm just Faybaen Stone, m'lord.' He says with a nervous little laugh. You know he is terrified. You subtly show your support by taking his hands into your own. Faybaen is a wanted criminal, after all.

The king looks around the ceremony hall that is decorated with small and cheap decorations to make it feel festive like paper doves and white simple flowers. 'Is this supposed to be a wedding?' He asks, clearly not fond of the decorations and the location.

Faybaen laughs forced and nods. The prince's eye falls on you, and he narrows it. For a moment, you see him think like he knows who you are. You smile back calmly and pretend to be just fine when inside you are nearly breaking under the pressure. This is just a test. You tell yourself.

'You must be the bride.' The king says, taking in your simple white wedding gown. He eyes you as Faybaen does. Full of desire.

You nod and make a curtsy. You still haven't forgotten how to do that. You do it too well, and Aemonds brows raise in suspicion.

'Indeed, your grace. Welcome to our humble little town. What brings you here, if you don't mind me asking so?' You can't imagine anyone stopping here anyway without good reason. Perhaps they heard rumours about the treason plot, or they are looking for Faybaen.

Come to think of it: They are not here for Faybaen. He is wanted for murders. They wouldn't send the King and the future king regent to him.

The king shrugs a bit before taking a glass of wine that is handed to him by Faybaen.

'We were passing by and needed to rest somewhere.' That could be true. And it could also be a lie.

You clap your hands, pretending to be delighted and calm. You force a smile at both of them, masking your fears very well.

'I won't keep you long, then. Please, enjoy yourselves.' You gesture to the cake displayed and the buffet of simple delicious baked goods.

Aemond steps closer to you before taking in your face very carefully. You stare back, still smiling.

'You look familair. Have we met?' He asks. You did not meet him. You do know who he is, and he might know who you are as well.

You laugh gently, a bit nervous, perhaps. 'No, I have been told I have a very common face. Perhaps that is it.' You say like that should the end of it. Aemond nods like he accepts that must be it and walks off to enjoy wine and some delicious cake.

Faybaen, meanwhile, talks to Aegon. 'My uncle wants to give you both free stay, free of charge. We planned to take the bridal suite but ...well, it is the only decent room here. You should take it, my king.' He says like he is a noble servant.

Aegon wants to already walk away, but Aemond quickly turns to Faybaen. 'Thank you, that is very generous. Are you sure your uncle is fine with us staying here? We can pay. We have no shortage of gold.' He already searches for what you assume is his wallet.

You know Faybaen a while now and now when he is spinning a story or a lie. 'Honestly, my Prince, think of all the good customers this will attract. That you both spend the night here will do wonders for our little town. It is our treat, really. Of course, your guards are welcome here as well. Food and beverages are on us.'

That makes Aemond very suspicious. 'What do you get out of this, besides publication and attention? It can't be profitable for you to give 30 men free food and housing.' He argues.

His brother sighs like a whiny little brat. 'Listen, Aemond. They want to feed us. What did they tell you about looking a horse in its mouth? If they try to kill us, we'll kill them first. It is that easy.'

Faybaen has that scoffing little glimmer in his eyes but keeps his voice neutral and grounded when turning his back to both of them and escorting them and the guards upstairs to the rooms.

You take a drink nervously. You hope you fooled them enough. Tomorrow, they'll be both gone.

Faybaen comes back to you and takes you with him to the stables. You know of the secret hidden room and enter it, and he follows. Inside, he lights a candle and sits down in one of the chairs. You join him and sigh.

He rubs his face with a towel before sighing deeply. When he speaks, you hear not the common tongue but the hoarse and throaty language of his family. The Dothraki. You have not heard the words in so long, but you still understand it just as clear when you were a little girl. 'They are onto us.'

You sigh and master to speak back in his tongue. 'Onto you, or me?' You ask, uneasy with both options.

Your uncle in law enters. Faybaen gets up and rushes over to him. Gibsen warns him with a single glance. 'Both of you should leave. This town is not safe. The pirate is asking about you.' His gaze falls upon you.

Pirate? He must mean Aemond.

You nod and gulp. 'Aemond did say he thought he recognised me. Which should be not possible. I never met him.' You were shipped to Essos when you were three. Before that, you never met any Targaryens.

'One of the guards has requested that you go to the royals. Now.' Uncle Gibsen says before helping you both out of the secret room again. 'You'll just be a good wife and keep your background as vague as possible. I don't know how long I can protect you, but by tomorrow we'll need to find a new house for you both.' He says.

He looks at Faybaen. 'You two should be outside tonight. You know it is what the great Stallion would want, Draezho. A Khal must ride his Khaleesie under the stars.' You heard that title before when you were a prisoner, but you never realised that your marriage to Faybaen would make you a Khaleesi. You feel pride and smile at Faybaen because of the exciting suggestion of him taking you under the stars far away from anyone to hear you both.

Like always, when his home is mentioned, Faybaen gets defensive. 'I am no Khal. Vazzo made sure of that when he slayed my entire Khalasar.' You accept that Faybaen has let his past be. But his friend does not. He finds the Dothraki exciting and thinks that Faybaen or Draezho should return to Essos and murder Vazzo.

You leave the stables.

You walk to the rooms of the royals and knock on the door. 'In,' you hear Aegons voice. You brace yourself and enter. Faybaen growls and follows.

Faybaen is very charming. It is one of the reasons why you fell for him. 'My king. How is the room?' He asks after he has been told to get up.

Aegon groans. 'It's the worst bed I ever laid on.' He says, and you don't doubt him for a moment. He is spoiled.

'What is your name, darling?' Aemond asks you suddenly. Faybaen raises a brow in offence by that little nickname, but you know he knows better than to hook Aemond on his nose for calling you darling.

You curtsy before introducing yourself. 'Bessie Stone.' You say softly. 'Why, my Prince? Do you think you saw me milk a goat somewhere before?' You joke.

Aemond shakes his head with a chuckle. 'I heard rumours once. About a beautiful rich house richer than the Lannisters. House SilverBone.' Your house. He is very close to finding out the truth. 'Where a girl was shipped off to meet her betrothed, but her ship got attacked by pirates who sold her allegedly to the Dothraki.' He studies your face for any reaction. Any giveaway that it is, indeed, you.

You try to keep him away from it.. 'That is a horrifying tale. I hope it is just a tale and not true.' Except you know all too well that it is true.

He does not believe you. He is busy studying the cloak that covers your shoulders. 'Hmm.' He says. He grabs you by your shoulder and pulls you to his chest. You try to break free, but he already has what he was after. He rips your cloak off on your left shoulder and exposes a small silver moon tattoo with golden lines.

A tradition in your house. They mark their babies and children to avoid kidnapping and ransom. Not that it works, but it is a tradition.

Aemond chuckles. Aegon stares at it, impressed.. You get another idea and try it. Another lie. 'It's a fake one. My parents tried to convince the SilverBones that I was their lost daughter and-'

'Except you aren't, Ayroara.' A guard softly speaks up from the wall he was leaning against. 'I did some questioning. A certain girl was very happy to pay for both information on you and your husband. She does not like foreigners.' He says so mostly to Faybaen, who bites his lips.

You eye Faybaen, and he understands. He drops his smile and gets serious. 'How much gold do you two want to keep quiet?' Faybaens voice is rough and darker.

You hope they take the money and leave. You have no interest in your former house and glory.

'Quiet? We assumed she was dead. The SilverBone heir was sent to Volantis to marry a high slave trader, but House Hightower and House Velayron and even House Targaryen all made marriage proposals.'

You scoff covering yourself with your cloak again. You roll your eyes as well. He is making it sound like it was your fault. 'Take it up with my parents, I was three summers old when I was shipped of like some common whore.'

The guard meanwhile whispers things in Aegons ears, and he chuckles cruelly and nods sometimes. Faybaen keeps biting down his lips. 'When were you going to tell me that you fuck horses?' Aegon grins at Faybaen. Oh no.

You quickly eye Faybaen, and he just scoffs at that common belief before ignoring the king.

Faybaen keeps up his lies. He protects you no matter the costs. 'Hm. I am afraid I don't know much about that, my Prince. Will you take gold, silver, or coins?' He asks.

Aegon gets up and leans in close and studies the neck of Faybaen. He smiles darkly.'Perhaps...Horses?' He jokes. He most certainly knows. Horses are a very common trade way in the Dothraki culture. 'Aemond; we are in the present of royalty. That man here is a Dothraki Khal. He has run away from his Khalasar to wed her, who was his whore.' Aemond looks up suprised by that information.

You shake your head. You were never his whore. He was kind and good to you. He never raped you. Not once. 'I was his gift!' You scream at them in anger.

Aegon shrugs carelessly. 'That is the same thing, darling. You were meant to be his whore. His plaything and his toy. You are lucky he didn't let his horse fuck you first.' He chuckles. 'Speaking of Dothraki things: Your hair damn short and not braided. Were you beaten recently?'

Faybaen gets in Aegons face. The guard surrounded him, so don't grab hold of him yet. 'I am fine with you mocking my culture and my family, but she is off limits.' He groans.

Aegon and Aemond share a long look.'I think I'm going to leave you both a wedding gift. Brother, do you have any ideas?'

You think you know suffering, but what comes out of his mouth is the cruellest thing you ever heard.

'Indeed. Long ago, there was this tradition. Where a king or even a Lord could claim a married maiden's ...virginity.' You. Your virginity. You shake your head and nervously chuckle thinking they are joking. You eye the guards. They vowed to uphold the good. They will never let this happen.

You freeze and tremble. Aemond continues before softly touching your face and staring you down until you shake. 'It was seen as a sign of honour and respect if the king was to bestow his seed upon the bride. Any babies born from it were considered heroes.' He mostly tells his brother, but he keeps his attention on you.

The king licks his lips. 'How lucky you are, Lady SilverBone that I am to bestow you with this gift.' You hear the scoffing in his voice. You growl like an angry cat.

Faybaen pulls his dagger and shields you. But he is outnumbered. Ser Criston and his friends take him into custody and smack him across his face.

You beg Aemond to let the torture stop. 'Let them stop! He is unarmed.' Surely that must do something.

He simply glares at you before nodding to the direction of the smirking king. 'Go to my brother, and I will.' You realise you don't have much of a choice or a say anymore. You wish for the beating to just end.

'Hello, darling.' You don't bow. Aegon grabs your arms and drags you to the bed, throwing you on your back. He grins before letting his hands touch and grab your breasts through the cheap fabric of the dress. He groans when he squeezes you painfully, and you whimper out loud. Faybaen quits fighting the moment he hears your whimpers.

He drops your cloak to the ground and takes off the protective little pins, keeping your dress up. The fabric doubles over exposing your breasts. The king grins and comes closer with his face to your breasts before harshly biting down on your nippels. You smack his head angrily.

He looks up, and is blood coming from his nose. You see the anger in his eyes and gulp. You cower a bit before he grabs your throat and roughly slams you against the board of the bed before ripping your dress open.

The king kisses your lips before forcing his tongue down your throat and roughly squeezing your breasts again. He chuckles when you try to resist and punish you for it by spanking you. 'Faybaen, I am so sorry.' You cry out between the smacks in Dothraki.

Faybaen is very quiet and hangs between the two guards who keep forcing him to watch.

The prince has moved next to you and watches nearly in the trance how you are touched and abused. You scoot away from him.

Your legs are spread open, and they both glance at your wet, soft looking entrance. Aegons fingers eager trace down between your entrance and you gulp soft.

He has a almost pernament smirk on his lips and slams his fingers in you roughly fucking you with pure his hand. You are confused and scared. The other brother grabs your hips and rolls them to the hand making your entire upper body move. He breaths in your ear and kisses your tear stained cheeks.

You do not like how your body likes it. You feel shame and disgust. Aegon grins as his fingers have a small white see through layer of your juice on them. 'Your Khaleesi's cunt sure is tight, Khal. You'll have to do with seconds, or if I see how invested my brother is, maybe even tirths. Perhaps we take her with us and sell her to a brothel. The Savage Queen. That makes a wonderful whore name does it not?' You grunt and try to break free.

Faybaen boils with rage.

'You are both cruel and don't deserve to lay with anyone! She is sweet and innocent. Why are you both torturing her?!' He yells.

Aemond traces a finger down between your legs too and keeps your face still so you are forced to look at him when he does this. He chuckles very softly. 'Because she looks very pretty with her legs spread wide and her cunt bare.' Aegon groans at his torture and wants to make himself the bigger torturer.

He grabs your ankle and drags you to him before taking his clothes off with a annoyed groan and a pant. 'On your knees, Khaleesi.' He mocks you. 'I wish to have you like your husband fucks you. Like a savage.' You don't feel like a khaleesi. You feel scared and unsafe. Just like when you were first introduced to Faybaen.

You obey. Aegon pets your hairs and softly kisses your wet cheeks before muttering some compliments about your body and all the dirty things He will do with you after this. You nod, softly and cling your shaking legs together. Aegon grabs you by your hips and kneels behind you. You lost faith in the gods so you don't bother to pray.

With a chuckle and a very dark twisted grin he enters your body and takes your maidenhead. You grab hold of the edge of the bed to feel a little bit of safety during this unfamiliar and strange event. Your hips are grabbed and pushes to his front with painful shameful trutst and he keeps entering you and you feel as if he is entering you to exit you from the other side out.

He slows down and breaths in your ear before speeding up again. You go up and down with him and softly whimper. 'I am going to make your Khaleesi bleed. She'll be the first Khaleesi to be blessed by a king in Westeros.' Blessed? You don't feel blessed.

You have had enough of his boasting and smack his hands that still rest on your hips. He lets go briefly and slips out. Your body has rest for a moment. 'The great Stallion and both the old gods and the new will damn you, Aegon of house Targaryen. You will die a miserable death.' You promise him.

He is not impressed. Instead he grabs you more roughly and fucks you this time. It is not gentle taking. He shoves himself deep inside you and roughly fucks your body against his. Your body likes it. You feel so disgusting. You enjoy the hard savage sex he gives you. He thinks it's punishment but your body loves it. A little bit of saliva drops down your mouth and he softly changes the rytm.

'So you do talk. I thought that my cock had took your tongue away.' He boasts before softly touching your hairs again.

You try to think of another insult, but Faybaen shakes his head. He does not want you to risk it.

'O, you naughty girl.' The king knows. He knows you are turned on. You lower your head in shame.

'Don't tell him.' You beg soft.

Aegon grins cruelly.

'What? Doesn't your husband deserve to know? I think he does.'

He turns to Faybaen.

'Your wife is enjoying herself. She is wet.' To prove his point, he shows his wet fingers.

You want to explain yourself, but the moment that you do, he takes you again. Your words get caught up in your throat, and only a pathetic little strangled sound comes out. 'Nhn!'

Aegon is stiff. 'This is going to be a little unpleasant. Just be calm.'

You cry out as your head rolls in pleasure. You roll back your hips and let him fuck You. Aegon groans. 'Disgusting savage whore.'

You cry out again this time brief little cries in a row. Both the king and the prince and your husband watches as you discover new foreign emotions and mind states.

You cry out loudly before finding peace and pleasure. Your soaked head is petted. Your legs are grabbed again and a new cock finds itself inside you.

You turn around and see that the prince has decided to also leave you a wedding gift. He pushes your head down and smacks you on your behind. You obey and let him have you your pleasure still high and your body wet and ready for the taking.

He does so, fully pushing himself in. He kisses your cheeks and mutters. They both stretch you out, and you are certain you can not walk tomorrow. You hear yourself grunt as he speeds up and begins trying to get pleasure, too. You are pushed and rocked on the bed that cracks under the two of you. Your legs are hurting, and you feel pain in your neck as well.

You moan in pain and whimper.

'It's been enough! She is hurting.' Faybaen says, trying to break free. His attempt is useless.

Aegon grins and smacks your ass painfully when Aemond is grunting and groaning like a beast. You feel small and little and crawl away to safety. You are dragged back by your feet and pushed back into the position. You drag your nails in the mattress to have some sort of safety.

'A little pain is good for brats like her. Teaches her some manners.'

The prince groans and he feels you up like his brother did before him. He chuckles and smacks your ass painfully. 'We should take her with us.'

You hesitate and shake your head at both of them. 'You did what you wanted. Let us both be now.' You beg.

Aegon sighs before eying Aemond. 'Do you want to tell her, or shall I?' He asks when dressing.

'Tell me, what?' You ask as Faybaen is finally released. He rushes to your side and protects you.

Aegon tells with a little bored chuckle. 'House SilverBone didn't had permission from House Targaryen. In fact; The crown wanted you to become betrothed with someone else. Someone closer to the throne to ensure that we had enough silver for the coming century.' Closer to the throne...

It hits you like a slap in your face. He means himself.

///a/n suffering from the flu here please excuse any errors.

[sailor-manga]

“Let me pet you, Kitten”- a drunk Hitoshi Shinso drabble [Rough Version]

A/N: This was so hard for me because I was flustering myself, I had to turn on some freaking TIMBERRR to chill me out. I hope you guys enjoy it <3 There is also a soft version available who prefer fluffier things :D **Note the beginning is the same, but it branches out into something a little more spicy. ;o 

Warnings: Swearing, alcohol, smut.

Word count: 2,043.

The volume of the music beat into your chest, the dimmed lighting made it kind of hard for you to make faces out, and worst of all? You seemed to be the only one sober here tonight. It wasn’t that you didn’t want to drink and have some fun, you just drove yourself and wanted to do the responsible thing. 

Wandering into the kitchen, you would feel a strong grip on your shoulder “Heya cutie! Wanna dance?” the voice rang loudly, trying to beat the music. Turning around you’d see Eijiro with a drunken smile plastered on his face. “Ah, no thanks, Kiri.. I’m not much of a dancer drunk or sober” you giggled. The male would huff some and nod “Yeah, yeah.. I just don’t think you could handle my manliness on the dance floor!” he teased before giving your shoulder a firm pat. Shaking your head with a soft giggle, you would proceed further into the kitchen, not much was going on in there, just some groups mixing drinks and talking amongst themselves, but then something caught your eye.. It was Hitoshi Shinso, sitting on the floor with the cat of whoever even owned the home they were at. 

Cracking a small smile, you’d watch as the male stroked the gray fur atop the cats back. You and Hitoshi had always flirted with one another, but neither of you had really made a move- So it wouldn’t be too weird if you sat down with him, right? 

Closing the distance between you two, you would push your back to the wall and slide down onto the floor next to him “I see you found the best thing here” you said with a sweet smile, reaching over to give the animal some ear scratches. The male would look up and once you got a better look at his face, there was no denying that he was absolutely plastered “Eh?.. Oh y/n.. I didn’t expect to see you here” he slurred quietly before reaching up without any shame to run his fingers through your soft, well kept hair. 

“I did think I found the best thing, but here you are proving me wrong” he muttered, the very strong smell of alcohol hitting your nose as he spoke. 

“Jesus, Hitoshi.. How much did you drink?” you’d mutter out, fanning your face only for him to chuckle out darkly “I drank enough to tolerate the idiots at this party, is that so wrong?” he asked, raising a brow. “Oh uh.. Of course not, but how are you going to get home?” you’d ask with concern in your tone. 

Shinso would shrug lazily and point over to Kaminari who was playing spin the bottle with another group “I came with him, so I’m here until he leaves” he said before gently setting the cat back onto the floor and watching it pad away to go hide. “It’s okay though, Kitten.. Because you’re here now, and now I can pet you” he would mutter under his breath, his hands going back up to your hair, nails lightly massaging your scalp. 

It felt absolutely amazing, but being around all these people. You couldn’t help but feel slightly embarrassed “Hitoshi.. What if someone sees?” you’d mutter out with rosy cheeks. The male would pause a moment and meet your gaze “Who cares, you’re my Kitten” he would growl out in a sensual tone, causing the rose to turn into a crimson red on your complexion. 

Breaking eye contact, you would bite your lip.. You’ve dreamt about this since you two had started talking, but was it right seeing that he was intoxicated? “I can see you fighting with yourself, Kitten” he would say before leaning in close, pressing his lips against your ear “Drunk or sober, I’m one hundred percent positive that you’re mine, and you can trust me on that” he growled, his lips teasingly gliding against your cartilage as he spoke. 

Shivers were sent down your spine and you’d slowly turn to look at his face “I-If you’re sure” you muttered out. 

He didn’t say anything else, instead, he would slowly get up before grabbing your hand and pulling you up to stand as well. Once you were, he would start to lead you through a crowd of people and down a long narrow hallway “Where are we doing?” you asked cautiously before the male would pause for only a second “You said you didn’t want people to watch, so we’re going in here” he slurred quietly before pulling you into the bathroom and closing the door behind you, making sure to click that lock.

You stood there in the darkness, squinting slightly so you could make out his silhouette at least “Hitoshi?” you ask quietly, reaching out to graze your fingers against his arm “Come here” he would say, grabbing the hand that you had reached out and pulled you close. 

Feeling his hands on your waist now, he would lift you up and sit you up on the counter before moving his body in between your legs “Mm, let me pet you” he slurred quietly, his hands rubbing along your waist and lower back “So soft, I want to feel your skin” he would mutter, his hands now slipping under your shirt and kneading his fingers into the flesh of your lower back. 

His touch made you hazy, almost like you were the one that was drunk and not him “Mmn..” you’d hum out, leaning forward to rest against his chest “I want to pet you everywhere, Kitten.. Can I?” he would mutter lightly into your hair. 

You knew that you didn’t usually get turned on with the whole ‘party’ scene, but honestly? That gravelly voice and those strong hands roaming you sent you into such a hazy space “Yes, please” you’d whisper out.

He wasted no time in leaning back to bring his hands to your front, immediately going to your breasts to pull down your bra under your shirt and start to grope at you, his fingers teasing your nipples by giving them a slight pinch every so often. 

You were thankful it was dark, because you were probably a vibrant red color by this time. Lowering your head, your breaths would become shallow, and your back would arch to press further into his hands “Such a pretty kitty, look at the reaction I’m getting just from playing with your tits.. Could you imagine if I pet you down there?” he asked, one of the hands sneakily dragging down your stomach and to the waistband of your shorts. 

Your breathing would hitch now and you would look down to see his long slender digit slowly tracing the waistband “Come on, Kitten.. Let me give you some special petting” he purred out quietly, which made you bite your lip and give a firm nod. 

He didn’t waste any time after that, his hand would quickly unbutton your shorts and make itself at home atop of your clothed slit. 

Using two fingers, he would rub along your panties, causing you to moan out “Oh, kitty likes that, eh?” he growled, pushing the fabric inwards so he could press against your heated clit “I can feel you already getting wet, I haven’t even touched you flesh to flesh yet, Kitten.. You must have been wanting this for quite some time now” he teased, making you let out a small whimper “Y-You aren’t being fair” you’d mutter out, which caused a dark chuckle to form in the back of his throat. 

“How am I not being fair, Kitten? I’m just petting you” he would purr, his fingers slowly moving the fabric of your underpants aside to graze his nails lightly against your folds. Letting out a soft gasp, your hands would reach up and grip onto his shoulders “You’re teasing me, Toshi.. Please.. Just ..do it” you’d stutter out quietly, which caused his free hand to lift up your chin to meet your gaze “Do what? I want you to say it” he said with a smirk. 

Biting your lip, you would squeeze your thighs around his wrist “I want you to.. Rub.. my pussy” you’d barely get out. “Look at me and say it” he instructed, his teasing not simmering down for even a moment to collect yourself “Hitoshi.. Please, rub my pussy” you’d say a lot quicker than before, your eyes meeting his for a brief moment before you felt two fingers push past your folds and start to roam in the inner walls of your slit. Letting out a soft moan, you would once again lean forward and rest your head against his “Kitty, you have such a soft pussy.. And it’s so wet” he’d whisper, his breath faintly hitting your face and making you dizzy.

Clenching onto his shirt, you would let out another moan as his fingers roamed up to your clit to rub circular motions, you could feel the all the heat in your body swarm down to that one area, but soon he would drag his fingers painfully slow to your needy hole “Just say it, and I’ll do it, Kitten” he growled. 

“P-Put.. Your fingers inside of me, please Hitoshi.. Finger fuck me” you’d gasp out, nuzzling your nose into his cheek “Look at you trying to be cute, it’s definitely working though” he muttered before plunging his fingers inside of your wet cunt. Immediately your back would arch and you were around to moan out, but you were silenced by a rough kiss, his tongue quick to slide past your lips to explore every inch of your mouth. Whimpering against his mouth, he would work his fingers quickly in and out of your pussy, his thumb making sure not to leave your clit untouched. 

The male would curve his fingers and thrust them roughly into you, pounding into that sweet G-Spot. Your body was reacting so powerfully, your arms would cling around his neck tightly and your mouth would urgently continue to prolong the steamy makeout session. 

Breaking the kiss, he would move to bite down on your neck, letting out a feral growl “Better keep quiet, Kitten.. Someone will hear you” he mused against your flesh, raking his teeth along your sensitive neck. “H-Hitoshi.. Please, I’m going to cum..nngh..” you groaned out, letting your head fall to the side to give him full access to your neck. 

Letting out breathy moans, the sound of your wetness could be heard as he thrust his fingers in and out “Come on, Kitten.. Cum on my fingers, show me how much you’re enjoying this” he moaned out.

That’s all it took.. Soon your walls were tightening around his fingers that thrusted through the resistance and began to cum hard.

Hitoshi held you close as you rode out your orgasm, and when you were finished, you would slump against him “F-Fuck..” you muttered out breathlessly as his free hand went up to pet your hair “Such a good kitty..” he garbled before pulling his hand out of your shorts and shamelessly licking his fingers. 

 “You think that was good? Just wait until I have my way with you when I’m sober..” he mumbled before catching your lips in a much more affectionate kiss. 

“I-I can’t wait..” you’d say with a shy smile on your face, slipping off of the counter and hugging onto him tightly. 

It seemed your moment was disrupted though with a loud banging on the door “Who the fuck is in there?! I’ve been waiting to piss for like thirty minutes! I swear to god I’ll break down this fucking door” Katsuki barked angrily. 

Both of you would let out a soft chuckle and Hitoshi would unlock the door, pulling you along with him as Katsuki continued to curse and rant about how long he had been waiting.

“You said you were sober right? Let’s get the fuck out of here” Hitoshi said wrapping his arm around your shoulder as you both shuffled through the groups of people. Nodding with a blush you would pull out your keys from your pocket “Yeah, you can crash with me if you want” you offered.

“I wouldn’t want it any other way..”

[alecodys]

Camp TV Biographies

This is a very, very, very long post!! There’s literally every Season One character in here and Tumblr tried to get me to cut it in half multiple times but like. lol no. Anyways, everything is under the cut!

Beth What’s your best quality? My detective skills! I have solved many small cases back on my farm at home, the largest of which being who was responsible for the grain going missing. Turns out it was just a rat.

Faves? (music, colour, movie, food)

My parents only have music from the 60’s, so that’s the only music I know.

I love pink! Especially more reddish ones.

What’s that one with a talking pig called? It reminds me so much of my own pig, Bertha!

My mum makes the best food ever, especially when it comes to pies.

Describe your craziest dream. I was a real detective, just like Sherlock Holmes! It was so cool, and I got to solve a murder, and I had a sidekick and everything!

Best memory from childhood? The day I got Bertha. She’s like a little sister to me.

Most embarrassing moment at school? One time I’d forgotten which shirt I had gotten dirty and I was in a rush, so I went to school in a muddy shirt with pig hoof-prints on it.

Describe the first job you ever had. I work on the farm as much as I can, in between school and detective work!

Ten years from now, what are you doing? I’ll have moved to England, and become the best detective in all of Scotland Yard!

My dream date would be with __________, doing what? Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, but it would be less of a date, and more like me interviewing him and asking him what goes on in the mind of a detective as great as Sherlock.

It’s the last day on earth. In five words or less, what would you do? Find out what caused it!

Bridgette What’s your best quality? My patience for others!

Faves? (music, colour, movie, food)

I’m not all that into music, but I do listen to recordings of the ocean like, all the time.

Definitely ocean blue.

I’m super into mermaid movies.

Anything that’s vegan, but especially seaweed brownies.

Describe your craziest dream. It’s not really crazy per say, but I was a dolphin and I got to hang out with this clownfish, and we were totally the best of friends. It was really cool, actually.

Best memory from childhood? My first time going boogie-boarding. It what made me fall in love with the water, you know?

Most embarrassing moment at school? We went out to the beach for camp one year and we got to go surfing, and I totally wiped out on one of the waves in front of everyone! It was terrible.

Describe the first job you ever had. I’m a lifeguard at the community pool after school! It’s not exactly glamorous, but hey, it’s pretty fun sometimes.

Ten years from now, what are you doing? Living back in Fiji with a nice girl, in a house by the beach and helping out Mother Earth.

My dream date would be with __________, doing what? I can’t really think of someone off the top of my head, but we’d totally go surfing.

It’s the last day on earth. In five words or less, what would you do? Make the most of it.

Cody What’s your best quality? Hm... my creativity, I guess? It helps for getting out of tough situations sometimes.

Faves? (music, colour, movie, food)

There’s this musician, uh.. Neil Cicierega! I like his songs, but the Samsung ringtone is pretty good too.

I like pale oranges and blues!

I don’t really watch movies all that often, but uh.. don’t tell anyone I told you this, but I really like kid films, especially LEGO ones. Weird, I know.

I’m a sucker for anything with sugar! Although, it tends to make me super sick.

Describe your craziest dream. I was actually popular. I was so freaked out I woke up before anything could happen.

Best memory from childhood? Whenever I got to go to my aunt’s house! She has, like, the greatest German Shepard ever!

Most embarrassing moment at school? Literally the entirety of grade eight. God, I used to insist on being called stuff like “Codester” and “Codemeister”. Ugh.

Describe the first job you ever had. I got to dog-sit my aunt’s dog when I was 12 and she paid me ten bucks.

Ten years from now, what are you doing? Hopefully going out with the person of my dreams, but if not then probably just chilling at home, eating ice cream, wondering where I went wrong.

My dream date would be with __________, doing what? Okay so like, there’s this really cute guy at my school, so probably him, and we’d just go to the carnival, eat cotton candy and go on rides, and after it’s all over we’d watch the sunset and it’d be super cute. I’ve put more thought into this than I should have.

It’s the last day on earth. In five words or less, what would you do? Cry over it.

DJ What’s your best quality? How kind I am, and it’s all thanks to my mommas!

Faves? (music, colour, movie, food)

Jamaican Reggae.

Lavender.

Anything with tons of animals!

My Mama’s chickpea Roti, although that may be tied with Ma’s cherry tarts... don’t tell her though.

Describe your craziest dream. I dreamt one time I was a cameraman for this reality TV show that took place in an abandoned film studio, and that I wasn’t paid a cent.

Best memory from childhood? Definitely the day my mommas adopted me. The orphanage was alright, but my mommas just give something that it could never, aside from stability.

Most embarrassing moment at school? The first day of school here in Canada, I only had shirts and shorts. I was freezing all day! I haven’t gone outside without a jacket or two on since.

Describe the first job you ever had. It’s not really a job, but Ma pays me a couple of dollars during summer to pick all the cherries from the cherry trees. They ripen late since it’s so cold here, but they’re absolutely beautiful.

Ten years from now, what are you doing? I’m in my house with my mommas, with a bunch of animals I adopted from the local animal shelter, eating chickpea Roti and cherry tarts.

My dream date would be with __________, doing what? I don’t really date. I just don’t see anyone that way, y’know? But I’d love to go around Central Park with my mommas in a horse and carriage!

It’s the last day on earth. In five words or less, what would you do? Hang out with my mommas.

Duncan What’s your best quality? My ability to break out of juvie.

Faves? (music, colour, movie, food)

Punk rock.

Neon green.

Any slasher film, really.

Το σουβλάκι του παππού, not that hard of a question.

Describe your craziest dream. I was a four year old trying to scare the shit out of this girl with pigtails, but I got tethered to some kid with a gap in his teeth. We ended up scaring everyone as a mummy. It was kinda funny.

Best memory from childhood? When I snuck my younger cousin into an R rated film with my older sister. My sister was thirteen, I was ten, and my cousin was four. I’m surprised we managed to pull off that dumb trench coat trick.

Most embarrassing moment at school? I used to get embarrassed when my sister would pick me up in her smart car. I kind of miss it now, though.

Describe the first job you ever had. Job? Ha! Yeah, right.

Ten years from now, what are you doing? I’ll probably be hanging around the town my cousin lives in, maybe score a couple of gigs in some punk band I’ve started to rival that garage band that plays over there.

My dream date would be with __________, doing what? Depends if anyone could take me. Or look past my criminal record.

It’s the last day on earth. In five words or less, what would you do? ...Visit my sister.

Ezekiel What’s your best quality? My ability to list my best quality in eight different languages, eh!

Faves? (music, colour, movie, food)

Choir music! It’s the only music I know!

Forest green.

I’m not allowed to watch movies...

My mum and I work together to make the greatest biscuits ever, eh!

Describe your craziest dream. I was like a king of these mutated woodland creatures, eh. But I was all green and was wearing these really strange clothes, and I had no hair.

Best memory from childhood? My childhood wasn’t really all that eventful. I just stay inside all the time, eh.

Most embarrassing moment at school? When my teachers caught me trying to leave the house to go to a local school. They weren’t very happy with me, eh. I got grounded for five weeks.

Describe the first job you ever had. I don’t have a real job, since I’m always at home and my parents won’t let me outside.

Ten years from now, what are you doing? I’m at the farm, sitting on the porch and looking out over the fields. Pretty much what I do whenever school ends anyways.

My dream date would be with __________, doing what? A girl like me, eh. We can talk about living on our farms and not being able to interact with other kids until we graduated school, and bond over archery.

It’s the last day on earth. In five words or less, what would you do? Say goodbye to the cows.

Geoff What’s your best quality? I can party all night and all day, man! Also my hair is really soft apparently.

Faves? (music, colour, movie, food)

Party in the USA is my favourite song, dude! It’s, like, my anthem!

Bright pink! I may get weird looks for it sometimes, but I think it’s an awesome colour!

Literally any movie where parties are involved, dude.

Party pies! It’s the name, my man!

Describe your craziest dream. One time I dreamt that I threw the biggest party in Canadian history, and it was so big that like, even the news reported on it dude! But then the cops came and we had to shut it down. It was a massive bummer.

Best memory from childhood? My first birthday party ever! I was three and I invited all my friends from kinder, and we got to hit this disco ball shaped piñata and eat this giant cake! I’m still proud of it.

Most embarrassing moment at school? When I went to school with a blue shirt on instead of a pink one. I have a brand to uphold, man.

Describe the first job you ever had. Some kid at school tried to pay me five bucks to prank his bully and record it. I told him to keep the money and I did it anyways, because bullying isn’t cool, dude.

Ten years from now, what are you doing? Hosting a wicked party!

My dream date would be with __________, doing what? I don’t really know who I’d go on a date with, but we’d totally be having an awesome party out on the beach!

It’s the last day on earth. In five words or less, what would you do? Party hard!

Gwen What’s your best quality? My complete and utter lack of enthusiasm.

Faves? (music, colour, movie, food)

I like early 2000’s emo music, I guess.

Dark red.

Bloodbath 2: Summer Camp Reign of Terror. If this camp isn’t like the movie then I’m not going to be very happy.

Those teeth gummies, the minty ones.

Describe your craziest dream. I dreamt I was having a good time being interviewed for some dumb summer camp my parents forced me to go to. Can you imagine?

Best memory from childhood? When my little brother learned to ride his bike. It makes it easier to get away from him now.

Most embarrassing moment at school? I spilled blue food colouring over my clothes in science class one time and had to walk around with that stain in my shirt for the rest of the day. It doesn’t sound bad, but it kinda looked like I’d drooled all over myself.

Describe the first job you ever had. I cut my brother’s hair for five bucks from my mum one time. Of course, she didn’t give me any clear instructions, and I was six, so I absolutely destroyed his hair.

Ten years from now, what are you doing? I’ll probably have some dumb degree, I don’t know. Probably just have a job and hanging out with somebody who I live with and love.

My dream date would be with __________, doing what? It’s not a date really, but I’d love to time travel and meet Van Gogh. Unlike most artists, he was actually a really cool dude, and really tragic too. I’d like to meet Branwell Brontë too, but his whole family is cool.

It’s the last day on earth. In five words or less, what would you do? Watch the last sunset.

Harold What’s your best quality? My high tolerance for those who are intellectually and behaviourally inferior to me. But my mum tells me not to say that so I guess it’s how good I am at building fantasy worlds.

Faves? (music, colour, movie, food)

Nothing beats the Pokemon Red soundtrack.

Mossy green.

The Lord of the Rings trilogy, duh!

Beef stew, but especially the stew they serve at Medieval Steve’s Medieval Camp.

Describe your craziest dream. They named the Lord of the Rings something really dumb like Master of the Spheres.

Best memory from childhood? My first time going to a summer camp was pretty good. It was MSMC, but for “junior” kids, which basically meant people under the age of six.

Most embarrassing moment at school? Getting a fact about medieval history wrong in history class.

Describe the first job you ever had. I got paid by one of the kids at MSMC to beat the head troll in chocolate coins.

Ten years from now, what are you doing? A famous, bestselling author of a hit fantasy series that has been adapted masterfully into film.

My dream date would be with __________, doing what? One of the elves, I guess, but mainly so they could teach me about their culture and their language so I could one day join and become one of them.

It’s the last day on earth. In five words or less, what would you do? Try and stop it.

Heather What’s your best quality? I don’t really have that many good qualities, but people say they like how nice I am, so that counts for something, right?

Faves? (music, colour, movie, food)

Lo-fi

Any shade of red!

I liked that one Pokemon movie with the... ah, yes! Shaymin!

I love mochi! It’s so yummy...

Describe your craziest dream. I dreamt I was, like, super tall! It was really cool beans, until everyone began calling me mean things and they were talking about something I did to this girl named Gwen? I don’t even know any girls named Gwen!

Best memory from childhood? The first Christmas I remember! My parents got me this super cute tricycle and it was red with little blue streamers on the handlebars, and I rode it around everywhere! Or maybe when we rescued Cupcake... gosh, now I can’t decide!

Most embarrassing moment at school? When my friend yelled at me for not getting her an iced chai latte in front of the whole class... it was horrible!

Describe the first job you ever had. I run errands for my friends all the time! Sometimes the things they want me to do get pretty gross though...

Ten years from now, what are you doing? Opening a cafe that serves the best mochi in all of Canada!

My dream date would be with __________, doing what? With a nice guy that likes me for who I am, going to cafes and petting cats and dogs and just doing what I wanna do for a day... I think that’d be totally awesome sauce.

It’s the last day on earth. In five words or less, what would you do? Buy a Shaymin plushie! Then hug it for the rest of the day. Shoot, that was over the word limit...

Katie What’s your best quality? Sadie always says she loves my, like, optimism!

Faves? (music, colour, movie, food)

I love listening to pop and, like, 70’s rock!

Pastel pink.

Sadie and I love, like, watching Mean Girls together!

Dark cherries! They also make for some, like, really tasty earrings.

Describe your craziest dream. I was without Sadie for, like, an entire day!

Best memory from childhood? The day I met Sadie, when she moved to the house, like, next door to mine. She was, like, kinda hard to understand at first, but over time her Scottish-ness mellowed out a bit.

Most embarrassing moment at school? When I tried to stand up for Sadie when a bully was, like, pushing her around, and accidentally hit my funny bone on the locker door.

Describe the first job you ever had. Sadie and I work at this super cute ice cream shop together!

Ten years from now, what are you doing? I’ll own the ice cream store and have added, like, a bazillion more flavours! It’s quiet during winter, but there’s tons of people during summer, and that’s really all I need.

My dream date would be with __________, doing what? I’d so, like, love to go on a date with Sadie. We could go to a sewing workshop and I’d stitch her the best stuffie, like, ever!

It’s the last day on earth. In five words or less, what would you do? Kiss Sadie...

LeShawna What’s your best quality? All of them, duh.

Faves? (music, colour, movie, food)

Anything I can dance along to, sugar.

Yellow.

High School Musical 2.

Mango chutney is always good.

Describe your craziest dream. It was more of a nightmare, really. I was stuck in a room full of spiders and those eight-legged freaks covered me head to toe, but I couldn’t scream.

Best memory from childhood? When I won my first ever beauty pageant. Mind you, it was kindergarten, and I was the only participant, but that doesn’t matter.

Most embarrassing moment at school? Honey, I don’t get embarrassed. I haven’t got anything to be embarrassed about.

Describe the first job you ever had. I work at this dumb coffee shop. The only reason I’m still there is because I get free pastries.

Ten years from now, what are you doing? I’m the CEO of a multinational corporation, and, obviously, the most famous billionairess in the world!

My dream date would be with __________, doing what? Look, sugar, do you seriously think anyone is up to my standards?

It’s the last day on earth. In five words or less, what would you do? Dance the day away.

Lindsay What’s your best quality? My looks, of course.

Faves? (music, colour, movie, food)

Pop songs, definitely.

Pinkest Pink. It’s the pinkest shade of pink that exists.

Legally Blonde.

Anything that helps me keep my figure.

Describe your craziest dream. I was some other girl’s lackey. It was disgusting.

Best memory from childhood? The first time I tried out sparkly lip gloss. I still have the empty container somewhere so I can, like, look back on it and remind myself how far I’ve come.

Most embarrassing moment at school? Ugh, definitely when I forgot to apply my eyeshadow. My ‘friends’ may have pretended not to notice, but I could tell they had.

Describe the first job you ever had. I’m a cashier at Lush on the weekends. They give me discount on face masks as long as I, like, sell enough. So, obviously, I get, like, three free face masks a week.

Ten years from now, what are you doing? Applying my makeup.

My dream date would be with __________, doing what? Some hunky model, walking around town so everyone can envy us.

It’s the last day on earth. In five words or less, what would you do? Spread rumours.

Noah What’s your best quality? My cynicism.

Faves? (music, colour, movie, food)

The kind I can’t hear.

Meh.

No thanks.

Just ate.

Describe your craziest dream. I don’t care about my dreams enough to remember them.

Best memory from childhood? My first time playing a video game. I was three and I completed the first level within a minute.

Most embarrassing moment at school? People with brains and wit like mine don’t get embarrassed.

Describe the first job you ever had. I was a tutor for some high school jock when I was five.

Ten years from now, what are you doing? I’ll be at home, sitting on my couch, relaxing and reading a book.

My dream date would be with __________, doing what? I wouldn’t want to go on a date with him, since I have no idea what he looks like, but there’s a guy in my Underground Alliance that is really good at organising raids, so I guess him.

It’s the last day on earth. In five words or less, what would you do? Sleep.

Owen What’s your best quality? My appetite, haha!

Faves? (music, colour, movie, food)

Nickleback all the way! Woohoo!

Maple syrup brown!

Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs! I don’t care what anyone says, it just looks so deliciously good!

Anything that my stomach can take is good in my book! Which is just about everything, haha!

Describe your craziest dream. Hm... probably the one where doughnuts were raining from the sky! I wish something like that could happen in real life...

Best memory from childhood? When my Ma and Pa got me my first cookbook! There were so many delicious recipes in there, like that Cookie Monster ice cream cake, and the chocolate fudge cookies!

Most embarrassing moment at school? When I forgot to add one of the ingredients to my nachos in food tech, it just didn’t have the same cheesy, gooey goodness!

Describe the first job you ever had. I work at my parents bakery sometimes! I make apple strudels for them, and they always get way more customers when I do! It makes me feel super happy!

Ten years from now, what are you doing? Working at the bakery with my parents, making as many apple strudels as the people want, haha!

My dream date would be with __________, doing what? All of my pals from school, throwing a party in a cottage where we can make as many s’mores and finger sandwiches we want!

It’s the last day on earth. In five words or less, what would you do? Write down all my recipes!

Sadie What’s your best quality? Katie says she, like, loves how my eyes sparkle when I smile!

Faves? (music, colour, movie, food)

Late 2000’s pop music, the kind you can, like, jump around and party to!

Red, like the colour of my shirt.

Katie and I, like, love to watch Mean Girls together!

Honeycrisp apples! But, like, only honeycrisp.

Describe your craziest dream. Katie wasn’t my best friend, and it was, like, so weird!

Best memory from childhood? The day I met Katie! She acted kinda, like, weird at first, but we’re, like, the best of friends!

Most embarrassing moment at school? I tried to stand up for Katie because, like, this bully was teasing her, and, like, bullying isn’t cool! But I tripped on my heels and, like, knocked the bully over like a bowling pin. So, like, it wasn’t that bad.

Describe the first job you ever had. Katie and I work at the, like, cutest ice cream shop ever!

Ten years from now, what are you doing? I’ll own a cafe that’s, like, right next door to Katie’s ice cream shop, and there will be this door connecting the buildings so people can, like, buy lunch and then go right next door to Katie’s!

My dream date would be with __________, doing what? Oh, I’d love to go on a date with Katie! She’s just so nice, and pretty, and says, like, the sweetest things! We could go to the beach and I’d collect all the, like, prettiest seashells for her!

It’s the last day on earth. In five words or less, what would you do? Kiss Katie...

Trent What’s your best quality? Either my straight A’s or my ukulele playing skills, depends on who you ask.

Faves? (music, colour, movie, food)

I like those covers on YouTube where it’s just people singing and playing the ukulele, no matter what song it is. It helps calm me down.

Green, but I’m pretty sure that’s kind of obvious.

Love, Simon. I read the book, too, and both of them are fantastic!

I know it’s not really a food, but I love orange juice.

Describe your craziest dream. I followed my dad’s advice and became an accountant. I mean, can you imagine? Me? An accountant?

Best memory from childhood? When I won my first ever award at the school talent show. Looking back on it, I can’t see why they voted for me, since one of my ukulele’s strings broke mid-performance, but I’m still proud.

Most embarrassing moment at school? I don’t know, maybe when one kid almost set fire to the end of my hair in chemistry? But that wasn’t really embarrassing for me, really.

Describe the first job you ever had. It’s nothing that cool, I’m just a cashier at some supermarket.

Ten years from now, what are you doing? Hopefully, I’ll be known world-wide for my music and be on tour, playing ukulele and making fans happy.

My dream date would be with __________, doing what? Probably just hanging out with a couple of mates at the beach, swimming, building sandcastles, you know. The works.

It’s the last day on earth. In five words or less, what would you do? Write a song.

Tyler What’s your best quality? My sporting ability!

Faves? (music, colour, movie, food)

I like those tunes they play at the beginning of the sports part of the news, with the swishy 3D logo and everything!

Blue and green!

Bend It Like Beckham!

My high-protein high-carb energy bars!

Describe your craziest dream. I dreamt all the colours in the world were, like, inverted! To be fair, I had had around ten of my energy bars that day, so...

Best memory from childhood? When I headbutted the soccer ball into the net in my first ever soccer game! So what if it was just me and my dad playing, it’s the thought that counts!

Most embarrassing moment at school? When my mum was my substitute gym teacher and she kept assigning me places on the court where I couldn’t do anything. It was like she was trying to make me look bad or something!

Describe the first job you ever had. My parents won’t let me get a job. Something about me being too ‘clumsy’ or whatever.

Ten years from now, what are you doing? Playing in the big leagues! In every sport!

My dream date would be with __________, doing what? Jess from Bend It Like Beckham! We could play soccer together, and it’d be totally cool!

It’s the last day on earth. In five words or less, what would you do? Everything to the extreme!

[rem-is-best-almond]

Thoughts on the Special DwD Event あなたも私もホントはアクマか!？Are you and I both Devils?! (01.05.2016)

After almost 2 years of waiting for a DVD release for this event, I decided to take it upon myself to use Twitter’s shitty search engine to search Event Reports for it and I honestly don’t regret it??? But at the same time it just added to my salt that this won’t be seeing a DVD release anytime soon :))))))

Note: Contains Spoilers, proceed with Caution though since we all won’t be seeing this any time soon or probably EVER, might as well just spoil yourself 8D These are all based off a detailed Report I read on twitter IN JAPANESE about the full event and it’s the closest I will ever get to experiencing it (which I really REALLY want to) so your guess is just as good as mine unless you don’t understand Japanese then feel free to ask me anything :D

THIS.EVENT.WAS.THE.BOMB.

It was a flurry of Emotions even for me, who basically just read a Report for it so imagine if I actually was there???

Basically, you could call this event something that was meant to be remembered for both the cast and the audience and it’s honestly a shame we won’t have anything to remember it by (Except for Event Reports and I’m SOOO thankful to that person who went through all that scribbling on her note pad throughout the whole 2 sessions JUST to write a full detailed report on it, you’re the True MVP) .

Though onto the actual content during this event, they actually went with something like a Musical Short Story with some fun seiyuu corners in between scripts. The event being split into two sessions: Day and Night, have different titles for the short stories similar to how the anime episodes were titled; The Day session was titled “The Charleston of Reminiscence and Dreams” and The Night Session, “The Minuet of Reunions and Farewells”. Though both sessions are basically the same story, they actually have 2 different outcomes. Meaning if you only bought the Ticket for the Day session, you wouldn’t be able to see the other outcome of the story and vice versa.

Like, can you believe it?? That this whole event was basically built on the concept of having a choice like in an interactive Visual Novel and the choice was whether you bought the Ticket for the Night session or The Day session X’DD  Though those who were willing to pay for twice the price for both Tickets get the best of both worlds and Avex (The main organizer) gets them ticket sales yet doesn’t release a DVD for the Event :))) (I’m salty OK?)

Back to the topic at hand, you can say that this short story was something like a mildly self aware alternative timeline set after the events of the anime that was also the producer’s personal crack fic… with its own good and bad end…yeah, this was wild but it was a good kind of wild and everybody cried at the end (Of the Night session that is, details coming up) so :’D

Here’s a summary of the story…or basically the whole story www:

The story starts off with Lindo narrating about the life of the Tachibana family four months after the events of the Anime ( Which is around the time of this event, Avex you genius), he and Ritsuka continued going to school whereas Maria continues her career as a Translator. Lindo apparently still trains his exorcist skills but of course, hopes that he wouldn’t have to use it again. He then talks about the atmosphere around the school being lonely, noting how lifeless the school’s greenhouse was, or how there wasn’t anybody kicking down classroom doors now, or that weird student flying up and down from the third floor,neither is the pomeranian that was constantly yelping nor that weird chorus that came out from the Third Library every time he passed by it, but most importantly how there wasn’t signs saying “Mushrooms are strictly prohibited”  around the school compound anymore, other than that, life was fine and dandy for this Siscon. On Top of that, Ritsuka’s frilly apron was officially his now as he’s mainly the one doing the cooking in the house www

Meanwhile in the Demon realm, Glax calls upon Rem and gives him a brand new mission to accomplish and that is *drum rolls* to host a Radio broadcasting program and win the heart of all the civilians in the demon realm to vote for him as king now that Maksis is revived wwwwww Urie and Mage wish Rem good luck and were off to spend their own leisure time before he pulls them back and says that Glax wanted the four of them to host it wwww Urie tries to find an excuse saying that he was busy preparing for a party with his butterflies and Mage says that he had to give his underlings Training until Shiki, being the one that actually doesn’t mind joining, chimes in and says that if they hosted the Radio Program in the middle of the night, the broadcast tower in the demon realm might just be able to transmit its signals to the Human realm as well which means that Ritsuka might be able to listen to their program and Urie and Mage were officially in with the group lol.

They then proceed to think of a Title for their Program and decided to go with Shiki’s idea: All Night Makai (Basically All Night Demon Realm www). To which Mage, Urie and Rem (Rather adorably) say out the title in a rather confused tone, splitting the three words in random places among the three of themselves until Shiki got annoyed and asked if they just hated him that much that they aren’t including him in their mini charade and the three of them say that there’s just a weird sense of Deja Vu as if they had experienced the very same thing somewhere… like this was another timeline. The four of them ponder about this with Urie noting that it’s probably true as he had caught wind about how the activation of the Forbidden Grimoire had caused several Parallel worlds to occur which resulted in a confused Mage as he struggles to keep up with their ‘foreign’ language though still mistakes Jikansen (Timelines) for Shinkansen (Bullet Train) in Japanese LMAO. Rem basically explains the game mechanics of the DwD game describes it as two different doors that lead you to several outcomes depending on which door you choose and Mage finally gets it by saying that “It’s just like a Game!” (To which I snickered cause this level of foreshadowing is glorious).

The four of them got back to coming up with a content for their program and came to a conclusion that they’d each do their own mini segments: Urie’s lectures on “Amor” : A sure way to gain the heart of your beloved’ (Urie has some glorious English www) , Rem’s “I’ll tell you what really happened back then” (in which he tells you something you didn’t know about certain scenes involving him in the anime lololol), Mage’s ハジゲテイッチャワ(whatever-the-fuck-those-Katakana-actually-mean) NIGHT and Shiki’s ‘Are you shivering with excitement tonight?” (Where he attempts to make you go ゾクゾクするね～ with him). The program ended up being a success and managed to rake in a 90% rating but Shiki just had to pour cold water over the other 3 saying that it’s because they’re the only Radio broadcasting program in the Demon realm LMFAO. The four then pondered about whether Ritsuka was able to listen to their midnight program.

Back in the Human realm, Lindo decides to listen to some Radio after completing his daily exorcist training and actually comes across their Program but doesn’t recognize any of their voices and isn’t able to catch the pun in the Title wwwww. He thinks of letting Ritsuka listen to it but it dawned on him that she was having a sleep over at Azuna’s and laments that it’d be a long night without her XD At Azuna’s place, Azuna presented Ritsuka with an assortment of Creampuffs from Ritsuka’s favorite pastry shop, Aspiration  (In the night session, Azuna’s showing her newly bought pink pajamas instead) when she suddenly sighs in relief much to Azuna’s confusion. Ritsuka confesses that she had a nightmare where she dreamt of Azuna dying protecting her and was just glad that it was all just a dream ;;; Azuna says that she’s had the same dream too and wonders if it’s something that happens in another Timeline ( geez, I wonder :”))  ) but tells Ritsuka if that were true, she wouldn’t regret a single thing about it, because Ritsuka’s her precious friend. Ritsuka responds saying that she too would do anything to save her if Azuna ever got into trouble. Kaze no yokan starts playing and Ritsuka and Azuna took turns singing each verse, ending it with a duet during the final altered verse of the song.  

The scene changes back to the demon realm and Mage has some big news for the other 3. He heard news about the Forbidden Door connected to the Human realm (I’m assuming it’s the Gates of Gehenna?), which was said to open only once every 99 years, was going to be open in a few days and says that he’s jumping on the chance to go back to the human realm. Urie and Shiki decide that they’re going too but Rem hesitates, saying that there isn’t a reason for them to go there ;w; ( Boy was probably worried about Glax being furious at his departure…) The others urge him to be more open about what he truly wishes for and this is where the script cuts to a session featuring exclusive monologues for each boy (including Lindo), talking about the what ifs of their relationship with Ritsuka (kinda disappointed that the monologue was the same for Rem in both sessions but eh whatever, he had a solo performance at the end after all lol) . The session ends with the Reprise version of Mademoiselle (which had the same arrangement as the one sung by the stage play cast in the first musical, slow and rather bittersweet).

Rem finally decides that he really wants to go see Ritsuka (after 4 months of not seeing her XDD) but rejects Urie’s idea of fooling his father into thinking that they were at the broadcast station by pre-recording their weekly radio program (in the Day session, he agrees to go along with it) and instead says that he’ll try his best to inform his father about this straightforwardly. At night, the gate finally opens and the four of them enter it while hoping that wherever they end up at isn’t a threat to their lives =v= (Shiki on the other hand wants that to happen ww) The four of them ended up arriving back at the third library and the music for Warewa Shikou Gakuen Setokai starts playing (cause why the hell not). Meanwhile, Lindo and Azuna are on their way to the third library after witnessing his exorcist pendant glowing brightly and as Lindo puts it: ‘Fiercely saying “Say Yes!”’(Yeah, wtf lmao) when Ritsuka comes running after them, saying that her king crown was glowing too, much to Lindo’s dismay as he had told her to stay at home wwww. The three of them burst into the library and came face to face with the four devils, much to Ritsuka’s joy as she happily greeted all of them but of course, Rem first :3 The trio immediately surrounded her (before Rem could get to her I assume www) and are onto their usual banter about who she had wanted to see first but is warded off by Azuna’s holy water (reference to episode 8 www) lol. Lindo whines about Ritsuka not listening to him by choosing to chase after them and the trio chirped about how that’s so Ritsuka lmao. While they’re at it, Rem and Ritsuka reconcile with each other and Dance with Destinies starts playing, before being cut off after the first verse as Rem proposes that there is another way that they could be together.

Day Session Ending: Before Rem could make a decision, Glax bursts into the scene, furious that Rem tricked him. It’s revealed that Rem’s excuse for not being able to obtain the Grimoire was because he chose to help a human, which Glax already considers a punishable sin so finding out that it wasn’t only a human but the grimoire itself, Glax drags the four of them back to the Demon realm, saying that he would engrave it in Rem’s body to never do such a thing again as an Arlond ;;; Ritsuka is heartbroken but Azuna and Lindo reassure her that they would definitely meet again someday. We then cut to a scene where Rem laments about how weak he was for not being able to confront his father about his decision  and vows to be stronger so that he could see her again someday.

Night Session Ending: Dance with Destinies starts playing again at the fourth verse and the lyrics are adapted for Rem. He chooses to live as a human beside Ritsuka and the trio note how he has changed and are amused at what possibilities the future would have for the 2 of them. Lindo (Hatano Wataru was unexpectedly crying at this point lol :”) ) asks if that was even possible, and Urie tells him that there’s actually plenty of devils living in the human realm in the guise of regular people and points to the crowd below the stage XD Mage then exclaims to the crowd that from now on, they’re Rem’s senpais when it comes to living in the human world ( AWWWWW). Shiki notices Lindo crying but he denies it and says that it was just his holy water and tearfully says SARUBESHII LMFAO (This part was mostly an ad-lib because it was unexpected www). The story comes to an end as Rem promises Ritsuka to never let her go no matter what and that the both of them will walk together towards the future.

Ah, what can I say, this short story (yeah, short XD) was actually pretty fun and filled with all sorts of emotions. The thing that I’m most surprised about is how Timelines were brought up quite a few times in this story and they even managed to have it related to the activation of the Grimoire. I liked the fact that it was self-aware that it could be a different Timeline on its own (which it was, judging by how Azuna was alive in this story and its rather cracky moments) and honestly thought that it was much more ‘Timeline -themed’ than the movie was even though the theme of the movie was supposed to be “Timelines”. The nods towards the game’s existence and how the different routes in it can also be described as timelines was honestly creative imo and it’s just such a shame that the movie didn’t utilized this concept. Although the songs were mostly reused, I liked the fact that some of the lyrics and music arrangements were adapted to fit the current situation and I thought that it was a pretty smart move by the producers to maintain a sort of live musical feel to it. The only disappointment I have is that I wish Ritsuka had more dialogue and that she’d be the one to narrate the first few lines of the story instead of Lindo. Like I want to hear her thoughts on life after the events of the anime and of course her thoughts on Rem and the others being gone, it felt that she had more of a passive voice in this story and I can’t help but wonder if it’s the producers attempt to not make the story ‘too’ RemRitsu inclined but eh, at least we got a live duet lol (I’ll just hope that they’re saving it for a more serious sequel, let a girl dream). Another thing worth mentioning in this story and probably my most favourite part of it, is the relationship between the four devils. They had so many comical dialogue with each other it’s hard not to love them in this story :3  I also really liked how Lindo narrated the story at the beginning with how oblivious he is about why those things were missing in school www. This is especially hilarious if you know just who those quirky habits belong to =w= Glax and surprisingly, Holland (in Rem’s segment of the radio program) do make an appearance in this story but only as voice recordings, to which I wonder who voiced Holland lol (I hope it’s Subaru =v= ).

As for the seiyuu part of this event. there was actually a segment in between the script where they had to respond to comments from the fans in the audience and decide whether they’re a human or a devil in the day session wwwww , whereas they had to respond to comments about the anime in the night session (Reader: Hatano Wataru). I found it pretty sweet that they actually try to make out who was the person that wrote the comment in the crowd and acknowledge them especially that part where Souma asked a fan if they’re saying her pen name right www (They were debating whether it’s said as U-S-A or just usa lol). Like I mentioned in my summary of the story, Hatano Wataru cried during the finale of the story but managed to stabilize his voice when he was singing Unmei no Coda and BL(U)CK BASIS (short versions of both) right after. He explains that the reason for his tears was that he thought that scene with Souma and Himika was beautiful (He’s such a proud senpai ;w;) so everyone starts calling him Mama Lindo lolol (Souma: Okaa-san? XD). The final cast comments came after Pentacle’s version of Kakusei no air (Which actually has an official recording but it’s only available in the 1st volume of the BD for the anime :”D) and things got emotional for everyone, especially Souma as he started crying during his turn ( He was kinda holding it back all this time) ;;; I actually translated his comment but I haven’t posted it here so here it is:

;w;

Honestly, it’s really such a shame and an even bigger Mystery as to why this Event didn’t have a DVD release. So much heart was put into it only for it to remain as only a memory OTL  At first, I thought it was mainly Rejet’s problem but turns out, it was Avex who was the main organiser and I’m just so???? Though I jokingly think that it’s because the cameraman forgot to record the whole event so they couldn’t make a DVD =v= I honestly hope that isn’t what really happened though cause it’d be really 何で神様？！ORZ and I’d feel really bad for the Cast cause the songs that they only get to perform once live didn’t get recorded , to think that Souma really wanted a DVD release as well…

Overall, this event was indeed a special one and I’ll forever be salty that it won’t be having a DVD release nor an official recording album for the event-adapted songs. Why wasn’t this the movie instead?

[punksqueer]

answer ALL of the crayola questions bitch I dare u 👀

CHALLENGE ACCEPTED, SON

Macaroni and Cheese: What makes you think of your childhood?honestly?? the smell of old spice products, dark cloud 2 (game), red hot chili peppers and sublime music

Spring Green: How do you relax when you’re stressed?I mean idk if I’d call this relaxing, but: chain smoke, destroy my fingers (oops), listen to music, use fidget toys, and go for a long-ass powerwalk

Asparagus: What’s an unpopular opinion you have?hamburger helper is absolutely disgusting.

Bittersweet: Has someone you loved ever hurt you?YEP

Eggplant: Explain your url and avatar.url: inspired by punks not dead and being dead insideavatar: me edgily using a cool snapchat filter when i was working at a motorbike shop

Outer Space: Do you ever feel like you’re an outcast from others?aha yes

Cotton Candy: What is your favorite dessert?b r o w n i e s

Freckle: Do you have any marks on your skin? How do you feel about them?many!! i have a stitch scar on my right hand middle finger from a garden shear accident, stretch marks, self harm scars, random scars from being a kid who wasn’t afraid to climb and occasionally fall out of trees n such, roughing around, uhhh, cat scratch scars from trying to bathe a cat who really didnt want to be bathed. also, acne scars. and once, i was 9 and dropped a large, heavy glass bowl on my foot. it permanently split the nail down one of my big toes down the middle. I like them all, really

Shocking Pink: Is there a trait that you have that others don’t expect from you?probably hyperempathy and kindness because of how I look

Robin’s Egg Blue: If you were an animal, which one do you think would you be?100% a possum

Granny Smith Apple: What’s something everyone else likes that you don’t?hamburger helper, apparently.

Dandelion: What’s a pet peeve of yours?when people are rudely dismissive of others’ feelings

Atomic Tangerine: What gets you motivated to do a difficult task? 3 cups of coffee and smokeWisteria: What’s your favorite thing about yourself?body hair, scars, piercings, and tattoos

Candy Apple: How do you think others view you?weird, awkward, or intimidating probably

Plum: Are you insecure about anything?me teeth, me lisp, and me awkward stance when around others

Sky Blue: Where do you feel the most at home?my college, my grandma’s, n my hometown (also, the forest ngl)

Tickle Me Pink: How do you try to cheer others up when they’re sad?memes, talkin’ it out, lettin them rant

Wild Strawberry: Do you care what others think about you?no often, but yes, sometimes

Glossy Grape: Recommend something to your followers.honestly, check out gravity falls if you’ve never watched it before

World Wide Web Yellow: What was the last thing you looked up?how to renew a passport

Shadow Blue: Do you have a darker side to you that most people are unaware of?i mean, idk what classifies as a darker side?? like does that mean kinky or something?? other than that, the only thing I got is that while majority of the time I’m outwardly chill and often un-bothered, there are few times in which (IRL) I completely lose my shit after being pushed too far and will be completely consumed by rage that has been built up for too long. verbal arguments, yelling, slamming things. I have a lot of repressed anger

Electric Lime: What genre of music do you listen to?punk, rock, grunge, that kind of stuff. though I listen to a lot of different things, I don’t feel like listing them all. really, im fine with anything except country

Night Owl: Describe a very interesting dream that you had.I recently dreamt that I broke my fucking phone and i was so upsetti

Cornflower: What do you think about the most?crippling anxiety, depression, what to do with and about my life, worries about politics, mental health, and financial struggles ¯\_(ツ)_/ ¯

Grasshopper Green: Describe the area where you live.quiet, family neighbourhood, close to a park and a soccer field, farmland in behind the housing

Misty Moss: Is there anything you regret?(in high school) staying at home and refusing to go out with friends, on dates, or on class trips (and other trips) that would have been fun (and paid for/taken care of) because I felt that I did not deserve them.

Tiny Toad Brown: Do you find beauty in something that people consider to be ugly or undesirable?that’s a hard yes. I frequently point out the beauty I see in people and things alike that other people dont

Sunny Side Up: Do you like waking up in the mornings, or would you rather sleep in?when Depression ™: sleepwhen not depression: E A R L Y

Kitten Gray: Do you have any pets? If so, describe them. 2 whole hairy bois raised from feral kittens I found outside, and a ball python

Rose Dust: Describe your aesthetic in five words or less.queer punk

Timberwolf: Do you give second chances when somebody has wronged you?oh fuck, I give people far too many chances

Freshly Squeezed: What excites you?FOOD, ANIMALS, THE FAIR

Firefly Red: What gives you purpose?ny existence is a “fuck you” to everyone who ever said I couldn’t.

Tiny Teapot Tan: Do you consider yourself to be attractive/cute?fuck yeah m8 im hot as fuck

Rain Drop Blue: Describe the weather outside.THERE BE A STORM BREWIN’

Sweet Pea Green: Do you have/want children?want.

Pussywillow: Do you like being around others, or do you like being alone?both??

Jack ‘O’ Lantern Orange: What’s your biggest fear and why? abandonment, dying alone

Baby Bunny Pink: Do you look young for your age, or do you look older than you are?I dunno really

Mystic Maroon: What confuses you, and why?people just, getting jobs and being able to work with like, no problem doing it?? like, ??? my anxiety, my crippling fear that I will inevitably fuck something up, my inability to take verbal criticism in social situations by people I dont know

Cosmic Cobalt: What’s your zodiac sign, and do you think it’s accurate?Aquarius, and yes.

Petal Pink: Describe your fashion sense as well as what you’re wearing right now.honestly my fashion sense is wild, and blue cargo shorts that came from mum’s work (she works at a provincial park) and ripped, grey tank top

Mountain Meadow: Do you like taking care of others, or do you prefer being care of?B O T H

Fuzzy Duckling Yellow: Is there something from childhood that you haven’t outgrown?sleeping with the stuffed animal my dad got me one Christmas when I was like 9

Brussel Sproutlet: Do you have any unhealthy habits?nail biting, picking at my fingers, chewing my lip, smoking, biting my oral piercings, not remembering to eat or drink solely because I simply forget and can’t feel that I’m hungry or thirsty

Razzle Dazzle Rose: Describe an ideal date.a nice lil cafe, or sittin by the fire and watching stars. alternatively, going for a drive to god knows where

Periwinkle: What’s something ordinary that has personal meaning to you?the handmade cards my friends and fam have given me for special occasions. like, it really means a lot when someone gives me something they’ve made

Mauvelous: Do you think you deserve a better life than you have now?eh, debatable?? I mean I certainly deserve to be able to afford basic needs and medications and such

Blueberry Blue: Do you get sad easily?y e a h

Purple Mountains Majesty: How does someone earn your respect?by literally just being someone who isnt and asshole honestly

[bonelessbastion]

1 thru 100 :^)

Wow damn. Long post ahead.. 1. What is your middle name? Louise.
2. How old are you? Don’t want to say.
3. When is your birthday? 24th June.
4. What is your zodiac sign? Cancer.
5. What is your favorite color? Purple.
6. What’s your lucky number? Idk.
7. Do you have any pets? Nope.
8. Where are you from? England.
9. How tall are you? 5 foot 9 inches.
10. What shoe size are you? 7 in English sizes.
11. How many pairs of shoes do you own? Four.
12. What was your last dream about? I dreamt that I went to Denmark but idk what else happened.
13. What talents do you have? I know the dialogue to the animated short Dragons off by heart.
14. Are you psychic in any way? Nah.
15. Favorite song? Grab the Moment- JOWST.
16. Favorite movie? Don’t have one.
17. Who would be your ideal partner? Someone who’s quite loud, energetic, kind
18. Do you want children? No.
19. Do you want a church wedding? No.
20. Are you religious? Nope.
21. Have you ever been to the hospital? No.
22. Have you ever got in trouble with the law? Nope.
23. Have you ever met any celebrities? No.
24. Baths or showers? Baths.
25. What color socks are you wearing? None, my feet are quite cold right now
26. Have you ever been famous? No.
27. Would you like to be a big celebrity? No.
28. What type of music do you like? Anything from Eurovision tbh.
29. Have you ever been skinny dipping? No.
30. How many pillows do you sleep with? 2.
31. What position do you usually sleep in? I roll on my side.
32. How big is your house? Quite small.
33. What do you typically have for breakfast? Toast.
34. Have you ever fired a gun? No.
35. Have you ever tried archery? I did like an hour of it for a school trip but I sucked at it.
36. Favorite clean word? Inconspicuous or riveting.
37. Favorite swear word? Wanker.
38. What’s the longest you’ve ever gone without sleep? Probably about 18 hours. I don’t like staying up late lol.
39. Do you have any scars? No.
40. Have you ever had a secret admirer? Not that I’m aware.
41. Are you a good liar? No.
42. Are you a good judge of character? Nah.
43. Can you do any other accents other than your own? Nope.
44. Do you have a strong accent? No.
45. What is your favorite accent? I like the Italian one.
46. What is your personality type? INTP
47. What is your most expensive piece of clothing? I have a coat that was like £100+
48. Can you curl your tongue? No
49. Are you an innie or an outie? Innie
50. Left or right handed? Right
51. Are you scared of spiders? Not scared of them but would rather not have them around me.
52. Favorite food? Any pasta.
53. Favorite foreign food? Icelandic twisted doughnuts are the bomb.
54. Are you a clean or messy person? Messy
55. Most used phrased? ‘nani, kitai shitenno?’ or ‘you absolute muppet’
56. Most used word? ‘lads’
57. How long does it take for you to get ready? 25 mins.
58. Do you have much of an ego? Only in things that I know I’m the best at. 
59. Do you suck or bite lollipops? Suck, then get tired and bite them.
60. Do you talk to yourself? No.
61. Do you sing to yourself? Yes.
62. Are you a good singer? Hell no.
63. Biggest Fear? Being a failure.
64. Are you a gossip? No.
65. Best dramatic movie you’ve seen? Idk.
66. Do you like long or short hair? Short.
67. Can you name all 50 states of America? Oh lord no.
68. Favorite school subject? History.
69. Extrovert or Introvert? Introvert.
70. Have you ever been scuba diving? No.
71. What makes you nervous? Being in the middle of a crowd.
72. Are you scared of the dark? Kind of.
73. Do you correct people when they make mistakes? Yes.
74. Are you ticklish? Yes.
75. Have you ever started a rumor? No.
76. Have you ever been in a position of authority? No.
77. Have you ever drank underage? No.
78. Have you ever done drugs? No.
79. Who was your first real crush? Never had one.
80. How many piercings do you have? None.
81. Can you roll your Rs?“ I wish I could but no.
82. How fast can you type? I’m quite slow.
83. How fast can you run? I’m incredibly slow.
84. What color is your hair? Brown.
85. What color is your eyes? Brown.
86. What are you allergic to? Idk.
87. Do you keep a journal? No.
88. What do your parents do? One works for a clothes company and one doesn’t work.
89. Do you like your age? Not bothered by it.
90. What makes you angry? Ignorance.
91. Do you like your own name? Eh.
92. Have you already thought of baby names, and if so what are they? I really don’t want kids.
93. Do you want a boy a girl for a child? None of the above.
94. What are you strengths? I’ve got a weird sense of humour that is kinda funny I guess, I got 95/100 in a Buzzfeed geography quiz.
95. What are your weaknesses? I cannot talk to people, I procrastinate, I can’t stop talking about countries and history, I’m a filthy Torb main.
96. How did you get your name? My mum was just like ‘eh let’s just give her this name’ without really thinking. I got my username from some guy I saw on quickplay ovw who had this name.
97. Were your ancestors royalty? Oh god I wish.
98. Do you have any scars? No.
99. Color of your bedspread? White.
100. Color of your room? White.Hope you’re happy anon.

[badgersinthesky]

Time Marches On

She remembers it like it was just yesterday.

They had all known that she was going to follow into her siblings’ footsteps without a doubt.  When she was born she was already displaying the telltale signs of being a Metamorphmagus, both her eye and hair color changing rapidly within minutes.  When she was barely a year old she was already making the unexplainable happen, just as the others had, but with far more intensity than they had.  The animals would come up to her with no preamble whatsoever, as if she were one of them, was possibly one of the more extraordinary signs of them all.

So, while they all knew without a shadow of a doubt that she was like them, it still came as a surprise to her when she received her acceptance letter not long after her eleventh birthday.  It was quite a shock at first; she was the youngest of seven, and of all of her siblings, only two others had gotten letters as well.

If she were to be completely honest with herself, she would admit that dread for this day had been growing in the pit of her stomach.  Not because she didn’t want to go, but because of how she thought it would make her other siblings feel.  When her oldest sister, Willow, got her letter it wasn’t much of a surprise; she had shown signs at a young age as well, and while their parents were Muggles they had both grown up with magic in their immediate families. But when another letter didn’t arrive for her eldest brother, and instead came for the next, there was a slight bit of jealousy.

Of course this was before she had even come around, but she had been privy to that knowledge and felt the sting of it.  While it did stir up some harsh feelings amidst the kids, it was only a fleeting feeling, much to everyone’s relief.

The surge of joy and happiness that raced through her as she clutched the thick parchment to her, grinning from ear-to-ear as her family congratulated her and hugged her from all directions was enough to power an entire city.

She was a witch.  And she would be attending Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry!

Hogwarts.

She had dreamt of the place for as long as she could remember.  For as long as her sister Willow had been attending.  She returned each year with such incredible stories; amazing even to a toddler.  Then after Finley’s first year he would add to those stories, making the longing in her little heart almost burst forth from within her.

She would give anything to go!

Now she stood with the other trembling first years, hungrily drinking in the sights and sounds of the Great Hall that she had heard so much about.  The enchanted ceiling was by far her favorite thing thus far, but she eagerly drank everything before her in.  The sights, the smells, the song from the old dusty hat washing over her as she tried to familiarize herself with her new home.  She could pick out the silvery forms of the ghosts between the seated students, all of their faces turned towards their soon-to-be schoolmates.

The singing came to a halt and a hearty applause rang out, the hall full of a buzzing energy as a roll of parchment was unfurled.  She bounced up and down on her toes in anticipation, her heart racing as she scanned the tables once more, movement catching her eye.  She grinned and returned the wave, spying her brother at one of the tables, before doing the same to a different table, her sister seated at it.  There was some cheering erupting from the furthest table from her, but it didn’t reach her as the girl next to her sister waved at her as well, flashing her a brilliant smile that reached her sparkling green eyes.

Minerva McGonagall.

Her sister's’ best friend in the whole world.

She spent most of her summer’s at the Hawthorne residence, gossiping away with Willow part of the time, but most of the time all of the children, Minerva included, were going off on adventures.  She played with all of them, and made all of them feel like they were equals.  But she seemed to pay the most attention to the youngest of the children; the one with the sky blue eyes and extraordinary magical skills.

The glow in her cheeks warmed her to her core as she returned the wave, pulling herself out of her thoughts as her name echoed through the hall.

“Hawthorne, Susan!”

She walked up to the stool, the former heat leaving her as she carefully pulled herself up on it, an empty nervousness overtaking her.

What if she wasn’t in the same house as one of her siblings?

She had never been alone a day in her life.  She was always with her family!

‘No need to be frightened, little dearie, it will all work out in the end.  Now where to put you?�� A little voice whispered in her ear, calming her somewhat.

‘With Fin, or Will!!  Please, I don’t know how to do this without them!’

The little voice chuckled quietly.  ‘You, my dear, will do just fine, I promise.  You will never truly be alone here, and you have been doing this without them just fine.  There is only one clear choice for you; I could see it before I was even sat upon your head.’

“HUFFLEPUFF!”

A stone seemed to settle in the pit of her stomach as she slid off of the stool and drifted towards the table that was cheering, several of the older students beckoning for her to come sit with them.

“‘Ey there!  You must be Fin an’ Will’s little sister, eh?”

She grinned slightly and shook the hand that was offered to her, trying hard to swallow back the tears she knew would come.  “Y….yeah, that’s me.  I’m Susan.”

“Good t’ meet ya!  I’m McCoy, one o’ the Prefects.”  He winked at her and patted her on the shoulder, nodding towards the Ravenclaw and Gryffindor tables.  “They’ve told us a lot about ya; they pretty much knew you’d be with us.  Don’t worry lass, you’re in good hands with us Puffs.”

She felt the dread and the sadness leave her as she grinned back at the friendly boy beside her, ease settling over her as she returned the waves of her siblings and friend once more.  

She was going to adjust to this new, wondrous place just fine.

“Dear, would you please just relax?  It’s not like she’s going off to war or anything.”

“I am relaxed, I promise.”

A hand pressed down on the top of her jiggling leg, forcing it to cease its mindless movement.  A skeptical, albeit amused, green gaze met that of a nervous sky blue one.  “Breathe, Susan.  There’s nothing to be worried about.”

She took in a deep breath and let out a short sigh, grinning as she covered the hand on her leg.  “I know, it’s just…. It’s so bizarre, going through this again.  I mean not me personally, this is our daughter and our niece we’re talking about, but…..”

A squeeze, and the babbling ceased.  The woman shook her head and chuckled lightly.  “I know love, I know.”

She fell silent and scanned the line of nervous looking first years, looking for the small brunette and blonde amidst the crowd.  She couldn’t find them and soon gave up, the Care of Magical Creatures professor shifting in her seat slightly.  “I can’t help but wonder how many of them would have been here, if they……”

She felt another squeeze and returned her gaze to that of her wife’s, smiling in reassurance.  “I’m alright, I promise.”

Truth be told, though, it was harder on her than she wanted to admit, even though it had been years.  It got easier with time, but only just.  She couldn’t help but wonder how many nieces and nephews she would have; how many of them would have shared her magical talents, how many of them would have never gotten to witness this glorious place that she called home?  Willow had been the only one, aside from herself, to survive that day, along with Willow’s daughter Rowan.  Ro had gone to Ilvermony, but in the following years, they had decided to move back to their family’s farm in Scotland.  Willow had married and settled down, giving Rowan some brothers and sisters, superficially filling the gaping hole that was still in their hearts.

In turn, Susan's not-so-little niece blessed them with great nieces and nephews.

It would never be the same, but they had each other to hold on to.

A hand squeezing hers once more brought her back to reality and she snapped her eyes to the front as the first student was called up to the stool.  As the line started to dwindle, clapping and cheering echoing throughout the magnificent hall, her eyes landed on two small figures standing together, their hands clasped tightly around one another’s.

“Min!  Min, there they are!”

She could see the same nervous excitement in the eyes of the other woman, Susan squeezing her hand in return.

“Hawthorne-McGonagall, Adelaide!”

The brunette strode forward, letting go of the little blonde’s hand at the last second as she climbed up onto the stool, the hat placed upon her head.  They both knew from the moment they had adopted her as a newborn that she belonged here.  She had grown up hearing stories from both her mothers’ about the things they did when they themselves were kids; their time at Hogwarts, the fall of the dark Lord Voldemort, and everything else in between.  The little girl had squealed in awe about the prospect of an entire school dedicated to learning magic, and she had insisted on going right then and there.  Of course they couldn’t, but they described the castle in so much detail that Adelaide had felt like she had lived there as well.

She was close to all of her cousins, and loved everything about her family.  She had always wondered about the people in the photographs that she did not know, but felt like it was never the right time to ask.  One day, when she was older, Susan would tell her what happened to the rest of them.  But for now, that was a story for another time.

Susan felt Minerva squeezing her hand again, her green eyes glued to the figure on the stool as the brim of the hat opened wide, its decision finally made.

“HUFFLEPUFF!”

“I told you she would take after you.”

“Whatever, she’s just like you, too.  Badgers and lions are both pretty feisty!”

The two beamed at each other over their clapping hands, Susan reaching over to swipe a small tear off of Minerva’s face.  “Who was the one that needed to relax?”

“Oh hush.”

Several more students were called forth, another round of nervousness clenching her gut as she watched the little blonde fidget in the line.  She was reminded so strongly of herself when she was a first year that she almost laughed aloud.

“McCoy, Finley!”

The little girl all but skipped forward, both Susan and Minerva snorting quietly into their hands.  The hat was barely placed on her head before it shouted out, “HUFFLEPUFF!”, the youngster grinning from ear to ear and dashing off to join Adelaide at the table.

“Well, that was a bit….”

“Surprising?”  Minerva asked with a slight smirk, eyeing her wife in amusement.  “Why do you say that?”

“She’s so much like Fin was, I could’ve sworn she would have been in Ravenclaw.”

“Did Fin ever tell you that he was meant to be in Hufflepuff?”

“What?!”  Susan asked in shock, before grinning slightly, an eyebrow raised in disbelief.  “You’re having me on, aren’t you?”

“No, not at all.  He told me about it one year.  He said the only reason why he didn’t want to be in Hufflepuff was because yellow wasn’t his color.”

Susan laughed out loud at that, ignoring some of the looks she had received from her fellow staff members.  The last of the students were finally being sorted and she took the time to wipe away the tears streaming down her face.  “Yeah…..yeah that definitely sounds like my brother.”

She took in a deep breath and sighed in content, waving cheerfully towards her daughter and niece as the Sorting Hat was taken away, Minerva rising on her left to begin the start of term feast.  Her eyes were drawn to the enchanted ceiling, the beautiful night sky above them.  The stars were twinkling brightly, not a cloud in site to mar their view of the heavens above.  After all of her years in this new, enchanting place, the ceiling was still by far her most favorite thing about the castle.

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1: Do they drink coffee? He seriously cannot live without it.
2: Are they left or right handed? Righty like me!
3: How do they do their hair? Facial hair? (If they have it) Short on the sides longer at the top, and a mustache/beard I LOVE.
4: What’s their favorite animal? Idk, I think dogs tho!
5: What is their relationship status? In a relationship with THIS lucky bitch. 😁
6: What is their favorite band/singer? Young the Giant.
7: Are they more a cat or dog person? Dog definitely.
8: What does their laugh sound like? Heaven. It's calming and incredibly sexy all at once. His hysterical laugh is the cutest, he like tries to hold it in and sounds like he's happy hyperventilating lol.
9: Do they know multiple languages? Which ones? Not really lol.
10: How old are they? How old are you? He's about to turn 27, I just turned 23.
11: One word that describes them. Adorkable.
12: Do they have any pets? No. Coulda had a dog by now but 😒
13: What is their favorite TV show? Daredevil I think.
14: What is their favorite movie? Right now it might be Unbreakable.
15: What car do they drive? Uhhh compact. Silver. Don't know much beyond that.
16: What ethnicity and/or nationality are they? He's white lol.
17: Where did you meet them? Plenty of Fish!
18: What was your first meeting like? Nerve wracking. But I instantly felt calm with him. So easy to be around. 😍
19: What is their zodiac sign? Are your signs compatible? Aries. Not really lol we're like polar opposites but it's working so far!
20: What month is their birthday? This one!
21: What is your favorite outfit on them? His skinny jeans and burgundy baseball tee. Hubba hubba.
22: Are they good texters? Lol no. He tries tho.
23: Your favorite feature about their appearance. EYES.
24: Your favorite thing about their personality. Humor. 💞
25: Do they make you laugh? All the time. It's wonderful.
26: Do you make them laugh? Yeah from time to time!
27: Are they good huggers/ kissers? Fantastic kisser.
28: What is your favorite “flaw” that they have? I can't think of a single thing lol.
29: Are they nice to strangers? Always!
30: What is the funniest thing they have ever said? Singing along all salty to Blink 182 getting the lyrics all wrong lol does that count?
31: Saddest? Talking about his mom.
32: Weirdest? Oh gosh, too many to choose.
33: Cutest? Even more I couldn't possibly pick one!
34: Ever dreamt about them? What happened in the dream? Constantly. Can't remember past waking up, ever.
35: How tall are they? How tall are you? I think he's an even 6'. I'm 5'9".
36: Do they have a booty? A little one. 🤗
37: What are their hobbies? Dungeons & Dragons, guitar, reading, podcasts, working out.
38: What are their talents? He's hella smart, a quick study. Very calming and magnetic just being around him.
39: What would your dream date be with them? Yes.
40: Does anyone know about your crush/love? Everyone!
41: What do you guys have in common? Both Harry Potter nerds, both dig 80's culture, love typography, fashion, accessories. We share many similar interests. ☺
42: Do they go to the gym? Nah he has a mini one in his room.
43: Do they go by their given name? Shorter version but yeah.
44: What is their favorite color? Doesn't really have one but he loves the color scheme navy silver and gold.
45: How far apart do you live from them? Like ten, fifteen minutes.
46: What song reminds you of them? Soooo fucking many lol.
47: Do they listen to a lot of music? Hell yeah!
48: What do they smell like? Indescribable. It's excellent.
49: If they were in a book (protagonist or antagonist or supporting character, up to you) how would the writer describe them? "A clever young man with icy blue eyes, a quick smile, and a seemingly constant slightly puzzled expression."
50: How often do you see them? As often as possible.
51: The last text/ message they sent you? "Wrestling is the worst =("
52: The last thing they said to you in person? "Bye" lol.
53: What is the most embarrassing thing that’s happened to you in front of them? I mean nothing utterly humiliating comes to mind lol.
54: Do they have any tattoos or piercings? Nah beat him to the tattoo!
55: What color are their eyes? The most beautiful blue.
56: What is their clothing style? Eh, modern meets practical. He's cute.
57: What is one thing that makes them really special? His sense of humor totally.
58: Will you tell your crush your feelings?
Pretty sure he knows but I'm always doin that weird shit. 59: How long did you know them before you started falling for them? Oh gosh lol few days maybe!
60: Was there a defining moment when you knew you liked them? Nah, knew from the jump he was hilarious and sweet and sensitive and rad as fuck.