#dreaming about pookie

[aphinthestars]

You all are getting a Miguel x Aph kinda writing but also kinda an x Reader since I just dreamt about this man, since I'm writing it from my POV it's kinda like an x Reader but also it's very Miguel and Aph coded so it's also kind of a Miguel x Sona

Heads up I normally don't write fics for like...the general public so my writing can be kinda ass or leave a lot to be desired so beware LMAO

(Dividers by @/saradika-graphics)

So a little context for this dream first, I'm on my period so I've been overall not having a good time, be it cramps or migraines so I've been grumpy but also really wanting someone to give me comfort so maybe that's why I manifested our communal man in my mind palace.

In the dream I was walking home from the store, because Miguel and I lived in a small town, it wasn't like an American small town where they still have a Walmart or something it was a Mexican small town where the store at your disposal is a family owned abarrotes and it's all dirt roads kind of small town.

I'm walking home and when I get home it's already a bit dark, I'm grumpy because I got my period and I'm feeling horrible so I leave the groceries in the kitchen thinking how I'm going to put them away tomorrow.

The house is kind of like a one bedroom, like the bathroom and bedroom are separate from the kitchen and living room by a door so I walk in into the bedroom to find Miguel reading in bed.

I sit down on the other side of the bed and it's obvious I'm in a sour mood, I can't tell what mood he is in by his expression and in the dream I know he has resting bitch face so I really don't know if he's mad or just his expression, he has a book on his hands that he's reading.

So I'm kind of ranting to him not thinking much of it, until he closes his book and I look at him in question and he grabs me by my thigh, pulling me closer, and I remember this very vividly because his hand is the size of my thigh maybe bigger and he has his fingers digging into my inner thigh but in a loving kind of way.

With his other hand and arm he grabs me from under my thighs and brings me up onto his lap, kissing my temple and adjusting me until I'm hugging onto him, my face in the crook of his neck and one of his hands on the back of my head.

He is quiet during all of this but I can tell he is doing it to make me feel better.

Miguel maneuvers us while he's taking his shirt off to finally go to sleep, adjusting the elastic on his sweats until he finally lays down with me, our legs intertwined, one of his hands on my lower back while the other is on the back of my head, he's humming and I can feel it through his chest with my hands on it and on my temple where it rests on the side of his neck.

[dooanuh]

normal things that happen on their weekly grocery run

[gunsatthaphan]

03/09/1998 - happy birthday to the king, the legend, the light of my life (and the actor that he is) 🥺

~ ⋆˙⟡ ♡˙⟡ ✨🫶🏻💘🫳🏻🐈‍⬛🍊⋆˙⟡ ♡˙⟡ ~

[jisungfavorite]

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀˖ 🎀‧₊ my sweet boy

[yanoverload]

"please... no...." beau's voice was shaking almost as much as his body as he coward away from the farm hand. he could see behind the man's shoulder you were standing there. beau quickly scrambled under the man's grasp towards you, eyes wet as he desperately clawed for you.

you looked down at him and he started to smile before he noticed the slightly annoyed look in your eye. why.... why were you looking at him like that?

"hel-help...? me....?"

you crouched down in front of him, a fake reassuring smile on your lips. "i'm helping you."

you let out a little sigh as you looked at the stump where his leg had been. "i know this hurts. i know it hurts so much..."

you grabbed his face and pulled him to look deep into your eyes. he felt so sick but your touch on his chin felt so comforting, he couldn't help but lean into it. you gently brushed some of his hair back before petting behind his ear.

"i don't want you to run away..."

"i won't!"

"you did. when are you going to decide im the enemy too? when are you going to decide that you don't want to be my pretty cow?"

"i won't -i wo-"

you pull his ear taught, watching his eyes get teary and dizzy as you put in your farm's ear tag.

"please please please-"

his words became background noise as you gesture your farm hands to drag him back to the table. he starts to cry and scream and thrash. more farm hands come and hold him still while another administers a tranquilizer. his body quickly gets too heavy to fight and his eyes start to close... but he can still hear your voice.

"this time secure him like i told you to. i don't want anymore bodies and certainly don't want my prize bleeding out everywhere."

"yes sir, I'm sorry."

"i changed my mind about the arms. i want it above the elbow. and-"

what horrors await him when he wakes up

I almost felt bad, but then I saw how scrumptious it was written and forgot about it.

Besides, he ripped his sister apart with only his hands.

Hypocrite much?

THANK U FOR THE MEAL!!!

[katiekatdragon27]

People sleeping on this hypothetical tbh.

Oh, First King you grump and unaware old fart. You have no idea how scary and cool you look to these kids <33

Notes n stuff below cut:

I get all the jokes about FK being a zombie and evil n stuff, but like, not really?? He's just the FIRST KING OF THE GLADE that's all. He's probably been unjustly necromanced into today's world when he was just chilling with being dead. He would be the last thing from evil. Maybe kinda rude to other species, but that's normal for older people.

Idk, I just want grandpas in the world who actually want to help care and raise the next generation (cuz peepaw Polokus is doing daedally-shit)

Since I'm self-indulgent and biased to my own ideas, I had this silly idea that when FK was resurrected, he and Markus (the name for the Grand Minumus always hanging with Rayman for me), got into some arguments about just general stuff regarding the Glade and it's management. It might've gotten violent, and this got FK banished to the Livid Dead for a couple years, hanging out in the upper levels with Romeo, Shadi, and Goth (kinda).

When Big Mama found him there, she quickly brought him back to the surface and showed the Fairy Council. Betilla is very conflicted about him being back (cuz daddy issues), but she makes a decree that nothing harmful shall be bestowed upon him. So, he can do whatever without being sent back down to the Livid Dead.

Now, onto the school-related parts:

FK has a had a liking for kids ever since he was known as Aurthr Grandur (shameless The Sacred Dream plug sorry-not-sorry). So, when he was allowed back into the royal ranks, he began basically being everyone's royal babysitter when he wasn't listening in on Fairy Council meetings. That's where someone proposed for him to be a teacher, to which he took up the offer.

History has a tendency to be kinda skewed in the Glade, often neglecting the stuff predating Rayman and the rise of the Limbless race along with every other group in the Glade. Stuff that FK went through first-hand. He was not really vibing with the lack of diversity in the schooling.

As the magic school's history teacher, he always makes an effort to share all kind of history, not just Rayman's. This consists of every kind of creature in the Glade and of course his own. He even talks about the fairies as "kids" on occasion too. He is very well-liked amongst his students of all ages. Also, he doesn't give homework and does live-acting demonstrations of certain events with crazy swordsmanship, so bonus points there.

Many adults were wary about what they thought to be a nightmare teaching their kids but grew to appreciate him more b/c of his old-school "fuck around and find out" methods of teaching and discipline. Kids got better when in his class, which was something not that seen prior to him.

And in the background, he tutors students that show an interest in hand-to-hand combat. He loves seeing younger people actually using sharp weapons and learning the powerful method of channeling magic. He's an actually good PE teacher, I always thought those weren't real

Here is his full drip:

Enjoy the essay and have a good one fellas ✌️✌️✌️✌️

[thehauntingshadows-if]

I want to know everything about MC and Loren😍😍😍 how did they meet? Who confessed first? How long have they been together? and most importantly, we can assure them that they are our one and only👀👀???

god i could talk about mc and loren FOREVER. i love them so much:3

how did they meet?

Loren moved from London to New Orleans with their family when they were around 5 and became friends with Anika and Mc very quickly.

who confessed first?

I've always imagined Loren to have confessed their feelings first (I've even got an idea of how it happened:3).

how long have they been together?

I'd say they've been together for about 3 years. Loren did leave New Orleans to move back to London when they were 17, but they were very passionate about not letting the distance end their relationship with Mc

can we assure them that they are our one and only?

absolutely! you'll get options to be less than enthusiastic about the relationship, but you'll also get the options to be just as in love with them as they are with mc<3 (is this a good time to mention that loren also gets the first nsfw scene in the game:3)

[awwsd]

Really wish we could get more comics from Death’s POV or like about death. Ik she’s a side character I just wanna know what going on in there like under the hood u know ????

[iddybittysnail]

on the dance floor. straight up "funrkin' it". and by "it", haha, well. let's justr say. My dismcohorlc.

[skhardwarevers1]

maintenance twink my beloved <3

[lov--vey]

Aaaaaarghhhh I am mad, whenever I search for a particular member's hashtag to see blogs and posts solely about them, I end up finding 26728282 posts which are not solely about them because they are tagged under other member's solo posts as well and I get that doing so might increase the reach and the audience but it's so misleading and hence super irritating 😠 especially for the members who have less content about them

[toshidou]

how are we all doing on this fine day? personally, i'm thinking about being sandwiched in between price and simon and motorboating their man tits <3

[orangelovesyoumore]

Had a very sad dream I met you and you told me you had depression so I'm spamming your inbox with love

hey pookoe i just woke up actually sOBS I LOVE YOU SM/P !!!!!!

[thedeadthree]

V? Or if it's already been asked, L? 💕

hi alyssa i hope ur well!!!!! ty tyy sm <3

𝐬𝐞𝐧𝐝 𝐦𝐞 𝐚 𝐥𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐢 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐭𝐞𝐥𝐥 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐚𝐧 𝐨𝐜 𝐢 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐢𝐧𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐚𝐥.

𝐕𝐄𝐓𝐇𝐀𝐑𝐈 𝐃𝐄 𝐑𝐈𝐕𝐀 / 𝐕𝐄𝐓𝐇𝐀𝐑𝐈 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐂𝐑𝐎𝐖 — my (likely!!) second playthrough after irulanne in veilguard and my emmrich appreciator!!!!!! <33 a evoker mage that uses the orb and dagger weapons!!!! born as one of the bastards of king fulgeno ii of antiva and an elven bard, making her the younger half sister of viago!! like all of fulgenos bastards she was given a choice to go to the crows or exile, vethari chose exile (initially) and went to orlais to study as a bard like her mother and older twin. veth was okay at it, especially the lessons involving espionage and getting rid of someone ofc hskdjk. but haated everything else (also she thinks she sounds like a dying cat when she sings jdkhkj). her twin was a far better bard then her anyway so she….. just left lol. then the breach veil tears open in places right triggers her dormant magic it was a TIME learning she had that *wheeze* and went on wacky hijinks for a wee until eventually (begrudgingly) realizing maybe the crow life is the life for her and she joined the crows (to be honest she missed her brother really bad 🥀🤧 they were thick as THIEVES) and the rest will be history!!!!!! shes my girlboss girlfailure and purple leaning bbg and i am SOO stoked to see what is in store for her in datv <3

𝐋𝐎𝐑𝐈𝐄𝐍 𝐋𝐄𝐓𝐇𝐀𝐍𝐀𝐕𝐈𝐑 — dragon age (adjacent <3) the namesake of lhysas daughter lorien! ancestor of lhysa, feanorian, linnae, and irulanne and a biiiiiig player in a pre veil/arlathan thingy i am toooootally not in the planning stages working on HEHE. redacted/wip on the lore for now hehe but she was very close to solas :)) (some say more than close but ykyk right person wrong time something something lost love always finds its way to what is meant to be red string of fate youll never get away from the sound of the (one) who loves you or something!!)

[heatheronthosehills]

i will never be as insane about a fictional character as i am about cathy earnshaw. btw

[minecraftdog]

larray really committed a crime in dreams dictionary because not only he was winning George's attention but he called him pookie... something that dream explicitly admitted to like being called ....