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had a dream that brent miller came to my house and peed on all the furniture like a dog and when i asked him why he did that he started beating me

hes the guy who voice acts zane juilen btw

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do you guys ever get so scared that you start christmas caroling or is that just me

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Discoholic headcanons!!!

i know this is stupid but shhushh...,, let me have joy and whimsy

also this kinda goes under my theories btw..

Discoholic

Physically aggressive to everyone except for his wife and his roomate

Doesn't do anything around the house other than making disco

Doesn't require sleep (nor can be fall asleep.), but he tries.

Can pull out literally any object out of his back pocket

The red phone can be used as a weapon (depending which buttons he presses different things happen ((comically large fist, grappling hook, yada yada...)))

Territorial (if you enter his house he will kill you hes gonna kill you)

Extremely hostile towards every other holic (he's ripped the majority of them to shreds)

Can reanimate the dead (IF they are a discoholic)

The only thing he's scared of is God (the discoholic character)

Afraid of water

Cubeholic

Jokingly flirts with everyone, got shot in the foot by Disco after he did this. (He doubled down and got shot in the side right after)

Died many times to Discoholic in many different ways (Doesn't remember them, although experiences them again through his dreams.)

Wears the necklace in memorization of Disco and their friendship (Disco has a matching one of Cube's face but refuses to wear it.)

Took theater in highschool and would always come home covered in tomato's after performing (He was tree #17 and everyone boo'd him)

Smarter than Discoholic with technology (he outsmarts him in the battle field though)

Wants to be like Discoholic and sees him as a role model. Ended up taking dance lessons to be a backup dancer for him. (Everyone there boo'd him and threw tomato's at him)

On warm sunny days occasionally a dark stormy cloud manifests above him and pours down on him constantly until the day is over. (it follows him indoors as a little treat.)

Always underestimates the size and shape of his head and constantly knocks things over by turning his head too fast.

Evil Discoholic

actually the original

a lot more kinder than Discoholic (He would give you 10$ if you held the door for him, he's THAT nice.)

His style was less aesthetically pleasing and everyone assumed he was the evil one (Discoholic just went with it.)

Aware of Discoholic's aggression and stays in the shadows to not be spotted by him

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🕴️ Looking forward to working with you.

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WE ♥ JAMIROQUAI

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drew discoholics kid experiencing the 9/11 attack from his hospital room getting treated for black mold and as he watches theres a little air bubble in his water sack or whatever making its way into his vein so he will die

i added the content warning because the amount of rage i feel for this little thing is so intense i hate him i hate him but in a loving way i would give him candy for his hat but if i was driving my car down the highway and watched him try and get his ball from the road i would speed up

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all i want for christmas is LEGO Ninjago, Vol. 1: Garmadon (with minifigure!)

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yellow

🤔 can you guess my favorite color

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I hate him so much

i hate this THING so MUCH but i LOVE HIM

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ok whatever you say hawk tuah!!

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just because im an iddy bitty snail doesnt mean i dont experience hate

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FUCK YO KID!!!!

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can ur disco ball grow any hair

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Oh shoot, y'all have a tumblr! I'll take this opportunity to mention that I really love Tipsy, it's such a groove!

thanks!! stay groovy.. & tipsy 🥴