#dreamdaddies

[beardedherculestrucker]

Meanehile, Treat is warming up his gigantic muscles at on of the Nautilus machines, observed by some women and- of course- men!

[deadgothnbeyond]

Sanctuary: Chapter 10

Author: DeadGothNBeyond

Pairing: Joseph Christiansen/Dadsona

Chapter Word Count: 2,513

Summary:

Basil knew it was only a matter of time before the dutiful husband act returned. He’d wanted Joseph gone before that happened; he didn’t think he’d survive it a second time.

-x-

Basil runs from his feelings.

fic spotify playlist here x

[hellooodaddy2]

Hellooo Daddy said: Patrick Warburton is easily one of the hottest men to ever walk this earth. Damn!!! Absolute fucking beefy Daddy PERFECTION!!!!

[curlyraccoonblogs]

This is my Dream Daddy tier list, sorry but it is the only correct one :(

[everisntavailable]

Just thinking about how I want a game based off of dream daddy called nightmare daddy. Where they’re all already obsessed with you and you already live in the neighbourhood that you move to in the beginning of the game and all the daddies move there to meet you.

The point is to AVOID the other dads while they try to main character style woo you even though you’re just not into it and maybe they (or some of them at least) get kinda creepy and low key obsessive and a bit “yandere-ish” over you. Full blown stalker style but it’s still dream daddy style so it’ll result in interactions like

MC: “Oh-Hey! W-uh-were you just staring through my window? Like- watching me?”

Other Character: “What? N-Noooo! Of course not! Who would do that? Creepy… Some kind of… stalker.”

Silence cues while the mc and other character stare at each other. Mc is kind of half-squinting, confused and mildly concerned. The other character is making dead eye contact.

Other ch: “Weeelll, anyway, it’s been real nice watchi-seein- chatting! It’s been a real nice chat and I’d love to stay, if you’d welcome me in but I got to go now- bye bye!”

The other character runs across the lawn, trips over a few things like a child’s scooter or something on the way. Runs into their own yard and into their house. MC watches this whole fiasco before turning and yelling to Amanda that they need to move. Amanda doesn’t hear them so they just drop it and move on with their day. After closing their blinds, of course.

[beeindaclouds]

Not George falling for Joseph from the "Dream Daddy" game 💀

Spoilers for anybody who hasn't played or seen any videos about the game, but out of all the characters he fell for the psychotic christian cult leader, wth-

[scare-ard--sleigh]

i really love that dream daddy was like "he's very clearly not catholic but here he is in a priest outfit. also we gave him eyebags. but you don't want to fuck this man bc he is also Evil." like come onnnnnnnn nowwwwwwwww !!! :\

[hellooodaddy2]

Hellooo Daddy said: There is just something about this man, whose name is Oaece. I think that he is magnificent. Absolutely BREATHTAKINGLY BEAUTIFUL!!

[figgisagency]

when you have a new selfship but ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm it doesn't make you look good 🥴🥴

[dunmertitty]

rip in peace damien dreamdaddy. you wouldve loved astarion

[beardedherculestrucker]

If Dimitri doesn' like Harold enough, this demonic, but somehow handsome looking musclegod could be another choice...since this giant is interested anyway, good luck!

At the moment, Terence, so the name of this dreamdaddy, enjoys the sun on the terrace...

[ronnie2point0]

guys do NOT play that game dream daddy !! do not do dreamdaddy daminen route!!!

i played it ONE time and these were the consequences!!!!

symptoms include: obsession with sexy vampires wanting sexy vampires very badly vampires vampires galore cognitive delusions visions of sexy vampires ego death becoming a boy kisser

[beady-eyed-munson]

Eddie and friends/hellfire playing the dream phone board game

(or something similar like dreamdaddy) and taking it seriously even if theyre not even attracted to men

Kicking their feet and blushing, getting into arguments and turning it into a detective investigation

"Hehehe hes so into you" "i know!! 😚"

"Steve stop hogging the boys you slut"

"i called dibs on johnny, asshole!"

[official-german-gaming]

DreamDaddies

-Unfug

Schickt mir ein Videospiel und ich sag euch wieso es scheiße ist

Man kann einfach den einen Typen da nicht romancen!

[scare-ard--sleigh]

my hypothesis is that the joseph/mary (dreamdaddy) breakup sex is insane

[gibbearish]

id like to propose that elliott stardew valley and damien dreamdaddy are actually the same person in different stages of embracing gothness