#dreamdaddies

[beardedherculestrucker]

Meanehile, Treat is warming up his gigantic muscles at on of the Nautilus machines, observed by some women and- of course- men!

[hellooodaddy2]

Hellooo Daddy said: Patrick Warburton is easily one of the hottest men to ever walk this earth. Damn!!! Absolute fucking beefy Daddy PERFECTION!!!!

[deadgothnbeyond]

Sanctuary: Chapter 11

Author: DeadGothNBeyond

Pairing: Joseph Christiansen/Dadsona

Chapter Word Count: 2,496

Summary:

He had almost convinced himself he might have a shot at getting out of this when he felt the pressure of another wave collapse into him—except this time, it wasn’t pulling him further out, but under.

Basil realized with a surprising calm that he was going to die out here.

-x-

Fear and revelations.

fic spotify playlist here x

[curlyraccoonblogs]

This is my Dream Daddy tier list, sorry but it is the only correct one :(

[everisntavailable]

Just thinking about how I want a game based off of dream daddy called nightmare daddy. Where they’re all already obsessed with you and you already live in the neighbourhood that you move to in the beginning of the game and all the daddies move there to meet you.

The point is to AVOID the other dads while they try to main character style woo you even though you’re just not into it and maybe they (or some of them at least) get kinda creepy and low key obsessive and a bit “yandere-ish” over you. Full blown stalker style but it’s still dream daddy style so it’ll result in interactions like

MC: “Oh-Hey! W-uh-were you just staring through my window? Like- watching me?”

Other Character: “What? N-Noooo! Of course not! Who would do that? Creepy… Some kind of… stalker.”

Silence cues while the mc and other character stare at each other. Mc is kind of half-squinting, confused and mildly concerned. The other character is making dead eye contact.

Other ch: “Weeelll, anyway, it’s been real nice watchi-seein- chatting! It’s been a real nice chat and I’d love to stay, if you’d welcome me in but I got to go now- bye bye!”

The other character runs across the lawn, trips over a few things like a child’s scooter or something on the way. Runs into their own yard and into their house. MC watches this whole fiasco before turning and yelling to Amanda that they need to move. Amanda doesn’t hear them so they just drop it and move on with their day. After closing their blinds, of course.

[scare-ard--sleigh]

i really love that dream daddy was like "he's very clearly not catholic but here he is in a priest outfit. also we gave him eyebags. but you don't want to fuck this man bc he is also Evil." like come onnnnnnnn nowwwwwwwww !!! :\

[deadgothnbeyond]

Sanctuary: Chapter 10

Author: DeadGothNBeyond

Pairing: Joseph Christiansen/Dadsona

Chapter Word Count: 2,513

Summary:

Basil knew it was only a matter of time before the dutiful husband act returned. He’d wanted Joseph gone before that happened; he didn’t think he’d survive it a second time.

-x-

Basil runs from his feelings.

fic spotify playlist here x

[hellooodaddy2]

Hellooo Daddy said: There is just something about this man, whose name is Oaece. I think that he is magnificent. Absolutely BREATHTAKINGLY BEAUTIFUL!!

[beardedherculestrucker]

Just walk through the streets at certain times of the day when other don't go out...

...maybe you find your dreamdaddy:-)

[marshemillow]

What facinates me about the dreamdaddies debocle is the fact that people were like "that ending was in poor taste" yes! thats why its not in the game bestie! they realized that! THATS WHY ITS NOT IN THE GAME MF 😭😭😭 If you gotta datamine for why somebodys fucked up n eVILLL your point sucks assssSSS

Honestly, ending or no, Joseph just gave me some really weird vibes throughout the whole game, and I'm honestly disappointed that they didn't allow him to have that kind of depth (not to mention it also ended up deleting Saul from the game, the last dateable dad).

None of that really matters though, because not only is the ending not even in the game, but every single other character in the game, INCLUDING MARY, is perfectly normal and wholesome. There's such a wide range of people in this game, and it was so cool to see the diversity among all the queer characters that normally aren't allowed because of homophobic censorship!

The fact that people completely ignored all of that and still tore this game to shreds because it had the AUDACITY to think about an ending in that implied a religious leader could be evil?

It's disgusting. It wouldn't even be a fair criticism if the ending WAS in the game, but the fact that it isn't just makes it even more infuriating. Yes, it would have been in poor taste, but...well, it doesn't justify harassment. Obviously, I mean do I need to go over this again lol? Everyone who is actually reading this already knows my opinion on harassment. 🤣🤣🤣

But yeah, it really doesn't matter because it's not even in the fucking game, you have to hack it to see those unused scenes, and they aren't even finished. The creators knew it was in poor taste before the game even came out, which is why it's not in the fucking game!!! You can't criticize something they literally erased before anyone saw it in normal gameplay!!! It wasn't even patched out it WASN'T FINISHED!!!

But yeah, who gives a shit about that? Because tearing queer creators down no matter what they do is definitely the right way to be a queer ally. 😒

[dunmertitty]

rip in peace damien dreamdaddy. you wouldve loved astarion

[nuka-rockit]

For the character opinion bingo i wanna add about Rober Knifedad Dreamdaddy 'cos that art was why I originally followed you *checks calender* oh jeez that was a while ago

WOW yeah its been a while! anyway here's Bobert

[ronnie2point0]

guys do NOT play that game dream daddy !! do not do dreamdaddy daminen route!!!

i played it ONE time and these were the consequences!!!!

symptoms include: obsession with sexy vampires wanting sexy vampires very badly vampires vampires galore cognitive delusions visions of sexy vampires ego death becoming a boy kisser

[beady-eyed-munson]

Eddie and friends/hellfire playing the dream phone board game

(or something similar like dreamdaddy) and taking it seriously even if theyre not even attracted to men

Kicking their feet and blushing, getting into arguments and turning it into a detective investigation

"Hehehe hes so into you" "i know!! 😚"

"Steve stop hogging the boys you slut"

"i called dibs on johnny, asshole!"

[nextstopwonderland]

dreamdaddy au if I had the energy

[hellooodaddy2]

Hellooo Daddy said: Dayum Daddy!!!!