#craig dream daddy

[honkshoo-zzz]

lil shading practice on mr craig cahn dream daddy.,.,.. very cool i think

[curlyraccoonblogs]

This is my Dream Daddy tier list, sorry but it is the only correct one :(

[makaira-art]

What do you mean this didn’t happen in game

Original dialogue: Dream Daddy

[eddies-spaghetti]

dream daddy hyperfixation.. in the year 2024?? more likely than you would think..

[lemonsprite]

Guys how would we feel about dream daddy fanfiction in the year of our lord 2024?

[bloodmarches]

I have a very one track mind

[magnetic-maverick]

Remember when Markiplier picked him because he looks like him?

[lovingsizzu]

6 feet tall and super strong

[fandomdancie]

Ice cold Dream Daddy takes

Because I just replayed all of the tracks for the first time since 2017:

• I forgot how unsatisfying Joseph’s track is. COME ON MAN STOP BEING A FUCCBOI

• I played Robert’s third date immediately after I finished Joseph’s/on the same save file and… whew. My poor player character. At least Robert improves as a person over his dates.

• Those combined with Damien’s date track have me on #TeamMary, tho.

• Still mad about how annoying the player character is on Brian’s dates. C’mon man.

• Mat’s track is the best, and by that I mean the one where the player character seems most compatible/happy. (Craig’s is a very close second.)

• Hugo’s passion for wrestling is the cutest, and his third date is the best.

[prettybrownelf]

Can ask for transmasc reader and Craig Cahn domestic fluff, like after the epilouge?- im so obsessed with this man and he has like no media its saddening 😭

Domestic Bliss

a/n- sorry for taking a random creative liberty with the readers job, i just thought it'd be cute if the reader was an athleisure designer cause Craig is a gym bro lol

Non MLM/NBLM DNI

Pairings- Craig Cahn x FTM! Reader

Summary- Morning time with the family

Word Count- 473

Content Warnings- Mentions of Shots & Bruises

"No, babe, I can’t get Jason Momoa in the shoot. Be serious!” You exclaim as you reach over Briar's head to reach a box of cheerios.

Craig’s raspy, morning chuckle is music to your ears. He squeezes past you and the twins to gently place River in her highchair. She coos happily as she runs her tiny hands across the flat surface in front of her in quiet curiosity.

“I'm just saying, having him model your stuff would work. TONS on gym dudes wanna be him. You put him in there and you'll be sold out.” Craig explains with a content smile in his face.

Briar and Hazel sit at the dining table with their bowls of cereal, whispering to each other as the daily news plays on the tv in the other room softly.

“Who’s Jason Momoa?” Briar asks. Hazel leans over slightly. “He’s AquaMan…i think.” Briar gives a small nod as she takes another bite of lucky charms.

River giggles as you sit in front of her, waving her arms wildly in excitement. “I told you! She likes waving!” Craig laughs. You roll your eyes at him and feed River her pumpkin baby food. “You treat her like an action figure, Craig.” You laugh.

Before Craig can respond, the distinct sound of the school bus coming down the street makes Hazel and Briar jump up, grabbing their backpacks as they rush out the door. They yell out quick “bye, i love you!”’s as they run out front.

As River takes another bite of her food, the familiar stinging pain of a bruise sends a shock through your upper thigh.

An audible hiss escapes your mouth, not unnoticed by Craig. “Everything alright?” He asks gently, his hand instinctively rubbing one of your shoulders in an attempt to comfort. You nod with a deep breath as Craig holds one of your arms to help you stand up.

“Yeah. got a bruise again.”

“From your shots or from River?” Craig creaks a cheeky smile at you. You playfully hit his chest despite the smile on your face. “Shut up and feed her for a second.”

Craig laughs to himself as he sits down in front of River.

You sigh deeply as you walk into the bathroom, scanning the medical cabinet. The angel of a tiny white bottle pokes out from behind different medicines and relievers.

The bathroom is peacefully quiet as you rub a small bit of bruise cream on your upper thigh. Craig and Rivers' combined laughter sends a rush of euphoria over your body as you cap the bottle and put it back.

Swaying back to the kitchen, you can't help but stand by the door for a second to watch as Craig makes exaggerated airplane noises as he brings a spoon of baby food to Rivers' already pumpkin covered face.

[ambrose123four]

From the Vault: Luncheon of the Boating Daddies - a collaboration with Pierre-Auguste Renoir (2018)

[ditzy-apricot]

Dream daddy posses the important question:

What if, they were all gay and single, Or, secretly gay and secretly single

[curlyraccoonblogs]

Idk if the dream daddy fandom is alive on here but I'm about to finish all the daddy dates and I'm enfing with Hugo and holy fuck I love this man. I had never seen his route before, and it's so cute. I also did Brian's recently and really liked it! My top 3 dads are probably Craig, Hugo, and Brian honestly. The chemistry and story is so good!

[nietbeth]

[canonqueercharacters]

The canon queer character of the day is:

Craig Cahn from Dream Daddy: A Dad Dating Simulator, who is bisexual.

[ronnie2point0]

well i think it's pretty much approved that this is happening | WIPS SO FAR BABYYY

I CANT EVEN SHOW TOO MUCH BC THESE ARE GONNA BE THE ISH BY THE TIME THEYRE DONE