#robert small

[nutsandboltsandnuttybolts]

Hot Take Since The Fandom's Dead Anyway

Nobody's gonna fight me on this because nobody's around, but Robert Small is a Turkish man

I'm claiming it

He's one of us now

Random Turkish!Robert Headcanons

Both his parents grew up in Türkiye, but he himself was born and raised in the US

Speaks fluently, but tells nobody. Mary and Dadsona only find out when he texts at 11pm like "I'm getting kebabs, do u want any?". Cut to them looking at each other in pure confusion as Robert starts talking to the cashier in another language

Claims he learned after he was kidnapped by a drug cartel and forced to hide out in a bunker. Actually, it was just his parents... or was it? (it was)

This guy haggles like a CHAMP. After the good ending, when he repairs his relationship with Val, he plans to teach her... then they go shopping, and he finds out that she's arguably better than he is!

Knows EVERYTHING about Turkic folklore, is CONVINCED a Bichura lives in his house

[jarcosmos]

Its theeeem. They are the fcking same

[ryt3737]

putting my crackship here

[wistfulpoltergeist]

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[ronnie2point0]

couldnt decide if i liked vegamarch or smallmarch more so uhhhhhhhhhh...................

[magnetic-maverick]

The ideal partner. One who wants to work on himself, loves dogs, the quiet, and he’s hot

[gauthierwill]

[eddies-spaghetti]

dream daddy hyperfixation.. in the year 2024?? more likely than you would think..

[doodoobirds]

Skidibi

[oversizedsunhats]

Merry Christmas!! Wasn’t really inspired to make x-mas art, so have these three bein tipsy n goofy <3

[lemonsprite]

Guys how would we feel about dream daddy fanfiction in the year of our lord 2024?

[doverghostt]

i think some of you missed one of the biggest parts of robert’s route, that being the fact that he struggles to allow himself to make genuine connection with others instead of just being an object. idk, i’d like to have a conversation that isn’t “i like him because he’s hot”

[a-mossy-opossum]

[devotedlyenchantinggoatee]

[ellasgarden1]

my favourite dads

[ronnie2point0]

missing my favorite dads (including my own) chewin on my own art like im starved

missed you guys!!