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btw the reason you end up with a candidate like Biden that lacks sufficient sway within his own party, ignores constituents, and is unfit for his position is that all you have to do is bank on people's fear of their basic rights being revoked outweighing their faith in democracy. You can repeat this cycle ad nauseam and so long as your voter base keeps acquiescing to having their wishes and demands ignored, you can remain in power while ignoring them indefinitely. That's how two-party democracy crumbles and devolves into fascism.
#I need to go to bed.#this is a weird blog...#if any of you call this a russian psyop to get Trump elected I'm going to throw your computers into mt kilimanjaro#this is an observation of where we are and a supposition for how we got to this point. sit in it and draw ur own conclusions im not ur daddy
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(source) but the rundown for anyone who doesn't want to read it:
the suspect, Nathan Mahoney, had only been working for the company for 2 weeks
the president was stabbed in the side during a meeting and the suspect fled, getting caught by police 15 minutes later
no clear motive yet, but it may have to do with the company having worked for the US and israeli military
the president is in critical condition but expected to live
the suspect is being held on $500,000 bond
#juno.txt#current events#the media is calling it a 'copycat' crime after luigi mangione#but basically none of the details are the same so like. im sure u can draw ur own conclusions#also im sure this meme format is super dead by now but i couldnt think of a better way to introduce the info sorry lmao
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daily may day 31: deal
haha I def did not burn myself out with yesterdays drawing and only spend 20 mins on this today. Nope 🤪
Anyway that’s the entire month done! maybe I should not feel so accomplished considering a few years ago I did a daily drawing for the entire year, but like. Still proud of myself 😤
#original#ocs#tm2#mira aoyama#masayume#also no I’m not explaining ANYRHING draw ur own conclusions :3#daily may 2024#NOW FOR JUNE: work on the comic- zine stuff- update chara sheets bc MAYBE artfight this year??? 😖#if my anxiety is ok around then I will see how I feel. I get. shy….
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???? HELP LOOK AT THIS WAZ LMAO
#i’m sure i’ve seen him there before it seems unlikely i would never have noticed#(consider the amt of screentime the sages have + how i feel about them. draw ur own conclusions on how many times i’ve watched their eps)#but i don’t remember this face at all lmao look at him looming he looks so stupid#will you give Bef some goddamn personal space for a sec!!!#orphan hole tag#wazukyan#belaf
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ATTENTION. ACE. ATTORNEY. OOMFIES ! ! !
i started the great ace attorney (2)
#i cant talk much abt it bc oomfie hasnt finished the second game#enjoy these live tweets i made and draw ur own conclusions
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when drawing OCs, I want to draw fan art bc there I'm just replicating something I think looks cool w/o thought
when drawing fanart, I'd rather be drawing OCs bc drawing OCs is soul food
.... this is weird
#tm speaks#conclusion: for me drawing OCs is healthier#huh#p sure I've said this b4 on here but this is me comming to terms w/ this??#like u know ur doing something bad 4 u but u don't wanna stop#I have IDEAS dang it#both for my own stuff and fandom stuff and they are forever locked in battle for my headspace#I get exhausted and sometimes in my exhaustion I draw fanart but. man#ough#*smoke coming out of my overworked brain*
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DAG SLUR???? And also yes no moral investment whatsoever but a fun sweetie to admire at a safe distance
.......... Yes........to me its very white lady who's got her. Heart in the right spot. I don't think she'd even get close to using those words now based off what she's said in the more recent past?
#maybe dont actually read her Tumblr#its like 2013 djdkdk and she was discovering she can be racist lol#her book has the same ethos of using slurs to 'prove a point' when rlly#i dont think she has to use them at all#but thats what i mean where her heart is in the right spot#just generational experiential difference i think#asks#not mine to forgive tho for much of it so. draw ur own conclusions
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🌹 There's been this trend in media lately to have heroes completely write off the moral conflict associated with killing their villains that's really uncomfortable to me, especially given the backlash towards media that dares to try and redeem their villains or end things peacefully. It feels like people have increasingly become comfortable with the idea that villains deserve death, and that dispensing that punishment isn't a moral failing at all - it's Justice™.
And to make matters worse, a lot of people have decided that if you try to stop a villain without violence - if you try to talk to them, de-escelate conflict, defeat them without killing them (or locking them in prison forever, which is seen as a mercy for some fucking reason) - then you're either a fool, a coward, or an apologist.
#🌹#random musings#it's some serious cop bullshit fr#also did anyone notice that folks talk about Avatar: The Last Airbender like it's god's gift to animation#and meanwhile Steven Universe is reduced to fascist apologia while having very similar morals minus the big fight scenes#gee I wonder why it's okay when AtlA does it but when SU does it everyone we get “I think we're gonna have to kill this guy Steven” memes#draw ur own conclusions I guess
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its been bothering me how tumblr and twitter's been throwing around the terms "media literacy" and "critical-thinking skills" but i can't think of a great way to explain right now because im exhausted so anyway here's how i feel in a meme form
#yeah#keeps u on ur toes#if something about someones arguement doesn't feel right then go with ur gut#just because some video essayist said something doesn't mean its right#clout doesn't always mean correct#and you must draw your own conclusions using every available source#also the internet mob of strangers isn't correct either#we're all feeble sheep in one way or another#and i am not better than someone for saying this#i am also not immune to propagana or lacking any media literacy or crit thinking skills
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I get really into miraculous ladybug when I’m on the verge of killing myself lmao
#coping mechanism comfort media type thing#it’s the only media I consume all day every day when I’m in the midst of crying every day and being miserable and wanting to die#I mean I follow it normally as it comes out#but I get REALLY into it when I’m going thru some shit#my brain has followed that pattern since 2016 lol#I’ll let you draw ur own conclusions about how I’m doing recently based on my activity lol#stfu
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daily may day 17: sacrifice
don’t let me let u down ☹️
#queen#saguaro#tm2#ocs#daily may 2024#the worlds worst take ur kid to work day#*telltale type game notif pops up* queen will remember that#shall not elaborate at this time draw ur own conclusions 👍#perhaps i did start on this at 1 am. my sleep schedule is So...#i am SLOWLY FIXING IT#the curse of being able to set my own schedule....#nyway i mixed my usual style with some of the painting style i did yesterday and that was a fun experiment#did not bother coloring the lineart like i do a lot of the time#bc ...these r supposed 2 be..sketches...#getting a little carried away X-X#i lIKE rendering th. i m having FUN
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SWORDTEMBER DAY 29 + 30: ETERNAL + SINGULARITY
Everblade, neither here nor there 🗡️♾️ You draw the blade from its sheath, your own reflection stares back at you from the polished metal. You draw the blade from its sheathe and it looks back at you. The blade draws you from the sheath you look at it. You draw a conclusion about the blade, vis a vis the sheathe, but look past it. You sheathe the blade, no longer looking at it. You dream the blade and its sheathe, you are its creator, and sole comfort. You forget the blade, then, suddenly, remember to draw it from its sheathe. You look at the blade and blush, does the blade like you in that way? You'd never have guessed... You mourn the blade, drawn, lived a happy life, and passed away in its sheathe. A wild blade attacks, fresh from its sheathe! This just in - reports are telling that you have drawn the blade from its sheathe - do you have any comments on this matter? So apparently, and idk if this is true, but apparently you drew the blade from its sheathe? You must have drawn the blade, its in your hand, the blood is flecked on your face. Without the blade, truly, what are you? Are you only the blade? Your legacy honed and sharp, your memory forged in steel. You draw the blade. You draw the blade. You draw the blade. You draw the blade. You draw the blade. You draw the blade.
And with that, the beast that is Swordtember is defeated for another year. I hope you like this finale - it’s a bit weird but I had a bunch of fun making it :} Thank u for ur lovely comments and support on my swords this month - happy swordtember! ❤️⚔️
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idk if this is redundant on your end but thoughts on Damen needing to talk during sex? in the books it isn’t even dirty talk it’s just endless want for Laurent and how long he’s been waiting for him and how different Laurent feels. Also in canon & in ur own writing
Definitely not redundant! You have just knocked on the Damen Character Study door in my head lmao but it's late and idk how much sense this will make so i'm sorry in advance.
Mini meta on Why Damen Likes to Talk During Sex in Canon
First and foremost words are hugely important to Damen, not just during sex but in general. It is part of the reason that Vere trips him up so badly, why he just doesn’t get it. Because Vere is a veil of word play and innuendo, it’s double speak and flowery bullshit and lies.
That’s not Damen. His word is his bond, it’s tied to his honour and they mean a great deal to him. He never says anything he doesn’t mean. Ever. If it’s coming out of his mouth he is saying that shit with his whole damn chest and doesn't give a fuck.
The few times he is forced to lie or to say something he doesn’t mean he says it as a strategy play but it barely makes it out of his mouth and he hates it.
For a long time by the time they get to Ravenel Damen has been playing a part. Living a half truth and not saying everything he means. Or wants to say.
Likewise, in Akielos, Damen keeps himself held back. We know this because in 3 books, despite being the darling crown prince and heroic military leader, he mentions 1 person by name that he is actually and genuinely close to. One. He’s never been in love with anyone before Laurent, he doesn’t get close, he doesn’t get particularly attached. If he did Jokaste would have been a Princess and not just his mistress.
It speaks of a whole heap of childhood trauma and issues, thanks in large part to his father and Kastor and this picture that is painted of strength in Akielos being The Most Important Thing. (And i have too many thoughts on said implied trauma to write it all out properly here because it's an essay unto itself.)
We also know that Damen does the talking thing with Jokaste too. So we know it's an indicator of intimacy in bed for him. He's certainly not doing it in Vask, for example. Because Damen values words so highly he does wear his heart on his sleeve, but he guards that heart close. Sharing his feelings becomes something then tied to both the value Damen places on words and the lack of emotional intimacy in his life. To Damen, opening up like that especially during sex, is an act of giving unto its self.
Damen is strong, yes. Crazy strong and the perfect warrior. But he also likes the wordy sad poems and has craved approval (and affection) from his father and Kastor seemingly most of his life. For example, Kastor stabbed him and made Damen believe with words that it was a good thing because it meant Kastor respected him enough to fight him like a man.
It’s the perfect anecdote to draw all of those ideas together. Damen being happy about being stabbed at 13 by his brother because Kastor said it was a good thing to be strong enough to fight properly and bear the consequences.
Words matter to Damen, he assumes they do to other people too. It's what nearly gets him killed.
It’s funny really, because Damen values words but he himself is a man of action and Laurent values action but is a man of words.
When it comes to sex we see them swap places from their usual dynamic and therein lies the intimacy.
Laurent acts and Damen talks. It’s a complete role reversal and it was always meant to be. Pacat has said, several times, that Laurent tops Damen with words all the time and it was a purposeful choice to have Laurent bottom because of this. So to follow that through to it's logical conclusion for the sex scenes to really hit we needed to see them swap places completely and Damen needed to talk.
Laurent is a mouthy little shit but when it comes to his important scenes (the building of their intimacy and their sex scenes) it's never his words that he's speaking loudest with. Like when he just hugged Damen after the meeting with Jokaste in KR or when he went to get ice for him in PG, it's an offering in place of words and Laurent does it frequently: letting his actions speak louder than any of his words because to Laurent words don't really matter, lies are too easy. He's been taken in by words before.
Damen gets to Laurent through his actions and it's Laurent's moments of honesty, of saying something unexpected, that make Damen really pay attention. This isn't to say that Laurent's actions don't get to him, they do of course, but only really when Damen comes to realise that's how Laurent is being honest. Likewise in reverse for Laurent.
It's the language the other understands that allows the distance to bridge, but the intimacy comes in the opposite every time.
So when they fall into bed Laurent instigates with action, all three times they are together. And Damen talks. Because it’s the thing that is important to them that they are willingly giving and sharing and that is what makes it intimate.
Quite simply, Damen holds himself back emotionally so talking during sex like that is a way for Damen to let go and to let his partner know that's it not just sex. Laurent, in reverse, shows his want through the instigation and by the time it happens they both know what it means: Laurent never does that and Damen knows it. Laurent knows Damen says what he fucking means.
It's such an intimate sex scene because of that awareness.
In my writing I kind of try to take that and run with it. Damen says what he means and what he wants Laurent to hear, because words of affirmation are important to him personally so he makes sure to share that.
Plus, it’s just sexy, you know? Got to love a man who talks in bed, that sex rough voice when he’s so far gone you know what his saying is just the shit flying through his head?
Hot.
Loved this ask so much. I could literally write a thesis on Damen lmao
#Captive Prince#damen of akielos#Laurent of vere#Capri#asks#I love love love talking about this stuff#idk how much sense it makes but i hope you get the gist lmao#It's like 2am and it's been a looong day so forgive me
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part 3 of sirius x remus's roommate reader when+? +$? $???? ur writing is too good frs
part 1 | part 2 | part 3 | part 4 | part 5
Thanks sweetheart! I made an inference, so I hope I caught your meaning here haha (upon further reflection, I may have jumped to conclusions....but here you go anyway)
cw: smut, mdni, everything is consensual !
modern au
Sirius Black x fem!reader ♡ 900 words
“Come on, gorgeous, make some sounds for me,” Sirius says, and instead you swirl your hips, laughing when he groans.
“You first,” you tease.
Sirius tightens his grip on you in response, fingers digging into the fat of your hips. Your breath catches in your throat, but you do your best to keep the effects of his touch from showing on your face.
It’s always a power play with you two, and this is no different. Sirius is determined to make you finish first, and you’re determined to foil him. That being said, you don’t have all day. Remus has only gone study in the library, and the last thing you want is for him to come home to the ambient noise of his roommate and his best friend fucking in the room opposite his. You quicken your pace, and Sirius’ features tighten, hands moving hastily to your sides, trying to slow you despite what his body so clearly wants.
“Come on, pretty boy,” you croon, but you’re panting, your clit finding traction with every movement of your hips.
“Getting tired?” Sirius asks, something close to desperation in his tone. “We can switch.”
“Not tired,” you say feebly, but Sirius is already stabilizing your hips against his, careful but efficient as he flips you over. He folds himself over you, sucking your bottom lip into his mouth while pushing further inside you. His teeth scrape over your lip cruelly as he moves tantalizingly slow, dragging against the back wall of your cunt. You writhe underneath him. “Fuck,” you gasp. “No fair.”
“Sorry, darling,” he hums, not sounding very sorry at all. He nips playfully at your shoulder, relishing in your unraveling. “Can’t help myself, you just look so pretty like this.”
Sirius looks rather pretty himself. It’s really not fair for any boy to have eyelashes so long that they brush his cheekbones, or hair so Stygian black that it glows silvery blue in the moonlight coming in through the window. His eyes are darker than you’ve ever seen them, pupils blown wide enough to nearly eclipse his irises, and the smirk that twists his lips is as hot as it is infuriating.
You try to regain the upper hand, leaning upwards to kiss under his ear where you know he likes it, but Sirius’s thumb finds your clit, drawing sloppy figure-eights over the bead until you’re arching unwillingly into his touch.
“Fuck.” There’s frustration to be found even in your whimper as Sirius picks up his pace, rutting faster and deeper inside you. “Fuck fuck fuck—”
“You can do it, sweet thing,” he coos encouragingly. “Cum for me.”
You could pick any one of the words that have just left his mouth to be your undoing, but together, they’re a fatal combination. You go limp under Sirius, but his cheers are short-lived before they give way to a groan as he finds his own release. Dizzy with your high, you laugh against his lips while his fingers stutter and slow on your clit. Sirius buries his head in your neck, and you blow a piece of his hair—it’s soft as dandelion fluff, the asshole—away from your mouth.
“What’re you laughing at?” he pants. “I won.”
“You cheated,” you argue, though you know he had, technically, beaten you. It had felt like a win for you, though. “Doesn’t count. Plus, you were like, two seconds behind me.”
Sirius chuckles, and you tense as he lifts his head, one dark swath of eyebrow raised impossibly high. “Yeah?” he asks, getting his breathing under control as he slides out of you. His eyes stay on yours, challenge glinting like a single star in the abyss of his pupils while he moves down your body. “I bet I can get you there again in five minutes or less.”
You try to scoff, but it comes out pitchy as his hands sweep confidently across your thighs. “There’s no way.”
Sirius’ incisors flash when he grins. “You’re on, sweetheart.”
You tense in anticipation, but then you hear the distinct sound of a key jiggling in the front door. You and Sirius both freeze, hardly breathing as your finicky lock clicks this way and that.
“Rain check?” you ask quietly, and Sirius nods, grabbing his pants from your floor and tossing you your shirt. You both tug on your clothes as quickly as possible, and you’ve never been more grateful for the difficulty of opening the door to your apartment, sending a silent apology to your landlord for all the times you’ve bugged him to fix it. You even have time to check your appearance in the mirror, running your fingers through your hair before going to help Remus with the door.
“Hey, Moons,” Sirius says, sitting casually on your couch as Remus comes in. “How was the library?”
“It was good,” Remus replies, setting down his book bag and slipping off his shoes. “How has your night been?”
“Good. You know, fine,” you say, with what you hope is convincing insouciance. Sirius shoots you a look that conveys an eye roll without giving one. “That lock, huh? I can’t believe they haven’t fixed it yet.”
“I don’t know how you have so many problems with it,” Remus replies briskly, going down the hall to his room. “It always works fine for me, I just thought you might appreciate the notice to put your clothes back on.”
#sirius black#sirius black x reader#sirius black x fem!reader#roommate!remus#sirius black x y/n#sirius black x you#sirius black fanfiction#sirius black fanfic#sirius black fic#sirius black smut#sirius black imagine#sirius black drabble#sirius black oneshot#sirius black scenario#sirius black series#the marauders#remus lupin#marauders#marauders era#marauders fanfic#marauders fanfiction#marauders fic#the marauders era#marauders fandom
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OH YEAH. with a stunning 2 votes for each. (ive also asked an additional 6 people, also 50-50) proving my fucking point that the movie just kinda. beefed it. the movie's signature pink woman is elita. heres even their first 80s appearances so u can understand how goofy it is. (and also... where is the leaps and bounds of improvement. after FOURTY. YEARS)
[ID: 1. G1 Elita, shes in 3 tones of pink, her base tone a very pale pink, a more maroon one on her chest piece and skirt looking pelvis block, with some light pink accents. She's got knobbly design elements, and a squared flat helm, that splits into three sections either side. 2. G1 Arcee, her base colour is white, with a baby pink only on her torso, and high hip cut pelvis block, as well as accenting her legs. All of her shapes are much more stream line, and her white helm has the same helmet look, with disks on the side. END]
like, are they great? ehhhh. but like. what i want to point out. elita is a one ep character thats also in optimus back story as her previous identity ariel (back when he was orion so the names is less weird). thats why shes the one in this movie. which is correct to do. give me more elita please. and really. design lameness aside. i think its clear what their unforced error was. when i think arcee. im thinking her 80s scifi look. 80s scifi look? yeah u know.
[ID: 1. Leia from a a new hope in her iconic buns 2. Luke in his rebel pilot helmet, taller ridge in the middle, flat disks on the side, a visor. END]
YOU KNOW. her 80s scifi look....
[ID: g1 arcee, close on her head, her helm has a taller ridge in the middle, flat disks on the side, she has a red visor over her eyes. END]
so my fucking beef. IF THE MOVIE. is supposed to be elita..... which im happy for it to be so. WHY DOES SHE HAVE THE FUCKING LEIA BUNS. and why is the design other wise so bland ive got people hemming and hawing over the minutest details trying to answer this question.
okay my non tf knower beloveds. before you is the two most famous female autobots from their latest released iteration
[ID: 1. Left, Elita-1, has a slight frame with squared off shapes, augment with chunky boots and plating at her knees, forearms and big shoulder pads. Her base metal colour is light pink, with dark pink plates. She has large rugged tires at her feet and shoulders and a hip skirt made of her alt mode car doors. Her helm is large, continuing the shape of her head in a triangular or trapezoidal shape.
2. Right, Arcee, also slight, but in rounded retro future shapes, her plating very stream line and evoking her retro car alt mode. Base metal is grey, seen only on her face and hands, the rest of her in baby pink and creamy off white. Small white rimmed tires on her legs and shoulders, and a chromed up backpack. Her helm is small, looking more like a white helmet, round with flat disk either side. 3. Extra angle on Arcee in daylight colours to show off her features more END]
sorry no promo art arcee yet. for whatever reason. the bastards.
now. here is the female autobot from the new movie trailer
[ID: Cyber robot design, with more metallic shine. Slight frame, rounded square shapes. She's in a more saturated pink colour at the helm, torso, upper arms and lower legs. With a lighter colour that's pink, rose gold or grey depending on lighting, for the rest. And some black at her joints. Upper arms are long, rounded, lower legs have a sort of swoopy boot shape, with pointed knee pads. Her helm's a larger blocky shape than her face, a squared look from the from, but either side has the round flat disk parts. 1. Upper body from the side, holding big gun. 2. Upper body facing forward 3. Action pose showing some of the legs. END]
yeah i did my best shes not in it much
#some shit#its not called cisformers#BETTER only a couple days late than 4 months???#anyway i could have just given the answer and let ppl draw ur own conclusions but at this point. jsut have it. just have it......#long post#?#lol....
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YESSSSS I BEG GET INTO THE CULTURAL DIDFERENCES BETWEEN HYLIANS AND HUMANS 🙏🙏
...now ur just sweet talking me 🥰 /lh
Not years, well maybe 1 year-
but i have wanted to ramble desperately to smone, even the tumblr void if i had to, abt humans vs. hylians so much, esp with a guide reader or male reader bc whatdya know im into niche stuff that only u and like 2 other ppl like lmao ¯\(ツ)/¯
Anyway im so shocked, since ur like the third person to be interested in this and wanna hear abt it 🥺 🤲💌 here u go!! Hope u like it <333 👉👈
Sun: Masc!Reader (he/him)
Orbit: Humans are Not Hylians/Humans are Space Orcs AU, Headcanons-ish, long overall but each section is kinda short
Stars: Mostly worldbuilding! you've been warned, don't get mad me for not talking abt the boys too much✌️
Comets & Meteors: Content Warnings: mild cursing, mentions of private area/joke in the clothing headcanons, & Trigger Warnings: none known.
Please comment if I missed any. /gen
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just some quick headcanons bc tbh i haven't given it too much thought, and i feel like I've been able to somewhat get into it in other posts? or maybe im thinking of stuff i have in my drafts idk-
Imma make another list, so buckle up for the short ride lol
Courting periods/dating/marriage
individual/small groups society-based hylians v. large personal groups/large community society-based humans
simpler foods hylians v. complex food humans
clothing modesty/style/relationships with fashion
fighting styles/strategies
entertainment complexity/differences
and language
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1st one, not much yet, im also making a separate post bc someone else asked me to talk abt that more 🥺
(tysm for all the enthusiastic asks guys <33)
anyway, basically hylian courting is a lot shorter, think “lesbians with the uhaul” type of energy, like sort of the classical medieval “does thee wish to pursue marriage with this one?” ← how hylians ask u out for the first time lmao
if it helps, they do tend to get to know one another well, talking about morals/kids/life goals/preferred lifestyle/house/etc. pretty clearly and quickly, then using the in between time to sort of stew on that information
id say the total time is sort of something like 6 months? maybe 3/4 if they're really compatible
(so bc i love interpreting video game logic for real world building, I actually blame this on how fast Zelda/link get together in games despite having sometimes never met before that moment lol)
like i said, ill be posting about this later
2nd one!!
pretty basic, just saying we don't really see hylians in big groups, despite the organizations they form, like kingdoms/knights or on a more personal level, towns/families/etc.
(once again, in-game appearances/video game logic translated to real life to draw these conclusions)
like not only are family units pretty small, like nuclear family setup, with like 2 parents and 2 kids, or single parent 1 kid type of situation, but the towns or collections of these families arent very big either
hylians kind of use their government the way it was intended lmao?
like the villages and towns matter more for everyday decisions than the kingdom/royalty, like Zelda would esstientally just be the mayor of Castle Town for those constant decisions,
while occasionally is called on to make decisions like for several towns or like is a natural disaster happens
meanwhile humans are, in comparison, in Way Bigger groups, both on an organization scale, and a personal scale
like u have all these specific branches of government, whereas im sure the population difference doesn't help,
and on a personal level, humans can easily have like multiple parents, lots of siblings, and once u combine that with each parent having family too, and those families like to meet up? All together??
yeah, itd look insane to any hylians (who’s smaller extended family may just make up their own village and that's it)
3. I've touched on this
like the use of spices, syrups, seasonings, etc
but also the complexity of dishes too, like chilling cream and mixing it for awhile to make ice cream, or even just getting ordering a pizza,
that's a lot of processing, like making the dough from flour and other ingredients, to letting it rise, to making the tomato paste, making cheese, then combining those things with any other toppings, all into one dish??
i like to think that hylians have only just started to touch on actual complicated cooking processes (as in BOTW, where they sell flour and salt, so people besides Link/Wild must know what to do with it)
this has the advantage of impressing any hylian with what a “creative genius” you are lol
4. look im just a fan of medieval time periods Links
so i think its funny if the hylians are used to like 4/3 layers and ur over here like, “wym, if i take off my shirt there's nothing underneath?”
one of them gets bold enough to ask, “d-do you not. do you not have undergarments??”
you “just my boxers? like just to cover my di-”
also this makes its easy to seduce people here? LMAO
clothes are def higher quality, after all there's not as many artificial processes or materials interfering,
plus u usually get some sick embroidery on it too!!
5. so like i get it, Link is the main fighter in games
but like, the few times there is a war/army in loz games, there's rlly not a lot of strategy, beyond just finding the enemy and fighting
tho im partial to that hylians/most inhabitants of Hyrule abide by the “lets meet up either literally by inviting each other or just between our territories to fight”
with occasional guerilla warfare (by any means necessary/stealth/ambush attacks/strategy) that's only rlly used either by Demise/Ganon, or by the wilder individuals/races in games
or maybe even the more civilized fighters in an emergency
and so that means by this logic that all of the Chain use kind of wild techniques compared to their race/kingdom lmao
id imagine its not too surprising to also see “every fight is a bar fight if its for my life” from individual travelers, so im sure they're not viewed too crazy (esp when ppl know their the hero that constantly has to deal with guerilla warfare from Ganon)
but its be hilarious to watch the reactions of both the Links realizing they’re in a bigger group that should be using “proper” fighting strategies and seeing the general publics reaction to this absolutely feral, armed to the teeth, trained hylians with their equally wild human lol
LMAO everyone thinks ur the reason they started using the more brutal fighting methods bc ur human, ur a bad influence lol
(humans would use it primarily, esp after we converted to use that method in warfare a couple hundred years ago i think?)
changing course a bit, hylians tend to use weapons (to compensate for difference in strength compared to humans, and since they don't experience/get a lesser version of adrenaline)
while humans tend to equally rely on weapons and our body as a weapon (marital arts/basic self-defense)
6. this is mostly bc the hylians only rlly seem to have the basics of music, books/stories, theater, and art
i have, surprise surprise, another post abt how i think this came to be,
mostly based on how human curiosity is indomitable and insatiable and the endless force that has not yet met its immovable object.
or at least an immovable object they haven't at least poked a little, out of curiosity lol
like we went to space for that reason, we reach the most dangerous corners of our planet (deep underwater/volcanoes) out of sheer curiousity/for the sake of simple knowledge of the thing
so needless to say, curiosity can absolutely drive any field to its limits, including the arts, which is why we can have stained glass, or movies/tv shows, hell, the marvel that is Hatsune Miku lmao
(fully for entertainment, a projection of light and sound, what is essentially magical illusions but u did it hte hard way, to the hylians)
on a different entertainment related note, i don't know if the hylians would be super into sports, or not really at all? mostly bc they have to use their fighting/training against real threats, not the sort of “fake” threats that sports are
but on the other hand i could see people like knights wanting to use their abilities for something other than violence and fighting bc their life or their villages lives depended on it
bet the Links would enjoy it for those reasons especially, what with at least sumo wrestling being a sport or activity for them at some point in history, and practically beg u for any new games to play, or to ref their games, bc whewwww
im sure they could get pretty competitive lol
7. obviously, their mostly influenced by the Japanese language
id almost like to imagine a sort of, if not outright Japanese (like with earlier heroes like Sky) then a sort of English-Japanese hybrid further along the line
sort of like how English has German/Greek/Latin roots and therefore u can see what words or structure comes from where, or even how u can understand a fair amount of basic words when other languages share the same roots (english, pants = spanish, pantalones)
would make for some funny miscommunications
or even better, most hylians liking ur unique accent or the Links love to hear u talk bc of it lol
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well the fever has broken, i am now free of the sickness that made me hack this up geez
i hope u got some enjoyment out of these my beloved anon!! esp since u were so nice as to ask abt it <33
hope u guys have a great weekend, look out for some more posts, bc its been great to get some more asks in lately and very motivating,
not to mention i actually have time to write now that my siblings graduated/we’ve moved several states over 💀
so i have reliable internet now too! sheesh :’)
Peace out,
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