#drama channel

[fastlikealambo]

I'm so excited for this adaption of sense and sensibility, I've seen little to no buzz about it and if it wasn't for @blackinperiodfilms I would know nothing about it but I finally found pictures on the hallmark website! this will be airing on the hallmark channel saturday, feb. 24th at 8pm est and once I find out if you can stream it, I'll edit this!

[shushmal]

"Holy shit, Ed," Steve hisses. "We're going to die."

Eddie, teeth chattering, rolls his eyes. "No, we're not, you big baby," he says. Sure, it's January and there's a foot of snow outside and the heater in their little shithole apartment is dead. But they're not going to die. "Go get under the electric blanket."

Steve shuffles off, still complaining. "You won't love me anymore if my toes fall off. You'll call me stump feet and leave me for a man with 10 more toes than me."

"Oh my god," Eddie says, laughing. Steve's lucky he's cute. "I'll love you even if both your legs fall off."

"Will you love me if I'm dead? Because I'm going to die."

"Oh, just you now?" Eddie turns on the burners and the oven, opens the oven door wide, and starts a pot of water boiling.

"I forgot you're indestructible. Unkillable."

"Hell yeah I am. Like a vampire."

"Or a roach."

"Wow, maybe I won't make any hot chocolate afterall."

"Eddie, nooo," Steve whines, instantly pitiful. "Baby, I love you and all your roach qualities. They're my favorite qualities."

"Okay, fuck you, I'm making hot chocolate for myself."

"Nooo," Steve wails. From the couch, Eddie can see him flopping over dramatically, already burritoed in two blankets. "I am forsaken. Left to despair and desolation. Banished into the cold, chocolate-less night."

"Damn, we've really expanded your vocabulary."

"Fuck you," Steve says, before falling back to whining. "Will anyone save me? Will anyone take this cold, weary soul into his arms? Where is my roach prince?"

Eddie, face hurting from grinning, takes over two mugs to the couch. "Here you goof, now quit bitchin.'"

"My prince! In all his gross, buggy glory!"

"Oh my god, shut up!"

[hellish-cruelty]

Maggie Cheung on the set of Wong Kar-wai's In the Mood for Love (2000).

[evil-squicker]

When you're realizing that you're gay af

...

And falling for your client

[tobydammit68]

Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me (1992) Dir. David Lynch

[sapphiccyranodebergerac]

oh another youtuber who makes frat boy comedy has been accused of assaulting women in some way? how absolutely shocking.

[pharawee]

Let me give you a reward.

[90s-2000s-barbie]

Kim Possible: So The Drama (2005)

[gunsatthaphan]

“I’m tired.”

[valeriefauxnom]

Dragalia Lost With A Distinct Lack of Context:

(Honestly all of Chitose's lines in this story qualify but I digress)

(Honestly, part two, all of Mym's stories are a goldmine for this and I actively have to restrain myself from showing all of it)

[boiyslove]

"There is a heavy storm outside."

[starwikia]

oopsie-doopsie looks like someone might’ve realized he did a fucky-wucky!

[dangermousie]

Clearly my communist childhood made me predisposed to like red flags since Shen Yurong is by now by far my fave character and ngl I’d totally read all the fic where he and FL hook back up after she gets her own back on him.

Yeah I realize he brained her with a shovel, I’ve shipped worse. Have you guys read the novel Till the End of the Moon is based on?! Or Love in Another Life: My Gentle Tyrant? Remember my fixation on Goodbye My Princess? I like my fictional ships like people fixing shelves to the walls - screwed seventeen different ways.

[sergle]

FOREWARNING FOR GROSS-OUT SKIN CLOSEUP SHIT DON'T YELL AT ME FOR SHOWING YOU has anyone else gotten this really weird phenomenon on youtube. I swear every algorithm on every website is actively and purposely worse now. Where you'll be scrolling through vids after searching for something (I was looking at crochet stuff) and SANDWICHED IN THE MIDDLE OF ACTUAL SEARCH RESULTS... YOU KNOW. LIKE THINGS RELEVANT TO THE KEYWORDS I TYPED

are a couple of completely out of left field SHOCK VALUE VIDS. like to intentionally be alarming. drama vids and things you're enticed to click on bc they're upsetting, and deep deep closeups on zits. what the fuck is going on. Sandwiched between videos about GRANNY SQUARES. crack? is it crack we're smoking????

[tobydammit68]

Lost Highway (1997) Dir. David Lynch

[witchpuppies]