#dragon ball one shots

[tytarax]

Ummm Catcalling?

Imagine a reader is walking around with Beerus and Whis

Some dude uses catcalling on the reader and kind of goes a little "hi a babe! Nice ass”

On The "cat sound" is responded to by Beerus. The rest is responded to by Wis (either he realizes it's an insult to the reader and turns the joke on himself, or he thinks he's the one who's considered handsome. Either all together) - oooh you really think I'm gorgeous? I'm flattered!

That dude is definitely swearing and showing disgust lol

... I'll go with it, don't know what to say (A mosquito bit me and my leg is killing me)

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You strolled down the street, flanked by Whis and a slightly grumpy Beerus, who was busy complaining about the lack of gourmet food on Earth. It was looking like a peaceful outing, until some random guy decided to ruin it.

"Hey baby! You got a nice ass!" the stranger called out, followed by an obnoxious "meow!"

The sound barely had time to echo before Beerus' ears twitched. He stopped mid-step, his eyes narrowing as he turned to the guy.

"Did you just...?" Beerus didn't even want to finish that question. His tail flicked behind him as he tilted his head, looking more curious than angry... for now.

Before the guy could say something, Whis stepped in, a hand on his staff and a wide, amused grin spreading across his face. "Oh my, such a bold compliment! I'm flattered!"

The catcaller blinked, his expression breaking under Whis' gaze. "What!? No! I wasn't-"

"Oh, nonsense!" He interrupted, pressing a hand to his cheek with mock humility. "I know what I heard. Such keen observation! Although, I do admit my figure is quite divine."

After making the guy uncomfortable enough...

Beerus rolled his eyes, "Mortals are so tiresome. Let's find food before I destroy something."

Whis turned to you with a wink, "Well, I must say, it's rare to be the object of such attention. Perhaps I should take it as a sign I'm still in my prime"

You couldn't help but laugh. "You two really are.... Let's go for something to eat"

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Don't forget to kick the nuts of anyone who does that in real life

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[alldragonballstuff]

[scoots-canoe]

king kai officiating their wedding!!!

[kubfukodak]

[skyyxlite]

a redraw of an upcoming super dragon ball heroes card that i am super normal about!!! (look at a preview of the card under the cut :3)

[peridoxikal-redux]

So, Fu's grandpa has a name now

But he's never escaping his emo phase

[thatcasualgamergirl]

Hey, I made this dumbass one-shot comic about Dragon Ball Legends for Reddit and I’m gonna share it here.

[waffle-time-god]

WHY IS THE MOON SO EASY TO DESTROY IN DRAGON BALL

[saiyanmazen]

Closing Window - a Vegebul fic

It's her wedding day and it's his last chance to tell her how he feels.

[tytarax]

how are you doing could I request a yandere frieza x female demon reader that acts like Charlie Morningstar from hazbin hotel, the reader was assigned to tried to change frieza for the better to prove that even the most evil beings in the universe can be redeemed and but ends up becoming the obsession of the tyrant

The demon known as Y/N arrived on Frieza's ship like a beacon in the void of the space, her radiant, unusual demeanor contrasted with the cold halls. She introduced herself with a cheerful smile, her eyes sparkling with optimism.

"Lord Frieza," she greeted, "I've been sent to help guide you toward a better path. Because I believe someone like you deserves a second chance."

Frieza arched a brow. "How quaint, a little demon preaching redemption. Tell me, is this your way of entertaining me?"

Y/N responded, "Everyone has potential to change, even you."

At first, Frieza indulged her out of amusement, letting her chatter about forgiveness and compassion while his underlings snickered behind her back. But as days turned to weeks, something began to shift. Her relentless optimism, her laughter, her refusal to fear him—it was intoxicating. She was unlike anyone he'd ever encountered, and he couldn't get enough.

One evening, as Y/N decorated his quarters with colorful trinkets ("A little warmth goes a long way!" she'd said), Frieza found himself lingering closer than usual.

"You fascinate me, dear Y/N," he murmured, his tail coiling subtly around her wrist. "Such purity in a universe so cruel. Tell me, do you preach redemption because you fear your own darkness?"

Y/N blinked, her smile faltering for the first time. "I… No, I just want to help people, even if it's difficult."

Frieza’s crimson eyes gleamed with something darker. "And what if I don’t wish to be saved? What if I prefer to drag you into my world instead?"

From that moment, Y/N realized her mission had taken a perilous turn. Frieza’s interest in her wasn’t the redemption she sought—it was obsession. His presence became suffocating, his tail always grazing her arm or shoulder, his words laced with possessiveness.

"You came to change me, but it seems you've become my most prized possession," he whispered one day, cornering her with a chilling smile. "You can’t leave, my dear. You belong to me now."

Y/N tried to reason with him, to rekindle his potential for good, but Frieza's twisted affection only grew stronger. In his eyes, she was no longer his savior—she was his salvation, a light he refused to let escape.

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[chaoflaka]

Baby Piccolo part 4 (final)

[treepan0]

so uhhh you know that one dying dragon ball game no one likes, that had that one release recently? may or may not have went ham with the trailer and teaser image screenshots....

thanks I hate how Bulla looks. also the only place I know of with larval cell on screen. Baby vegeta looks a little off, but I'm trying to ignore it, at least super baby 2 looks fine

he did not deserve being the last resort, to keep dragon ball: the breakers alive that was very cruel of them, he was robbed of all the fun he could have

[spilledbeans116]

OooOoOoOo new art trend let’s all draw Vegeta in bunny outfits and reblog the art to this post OooOoOoOo

OoOooOoo you feel the strong urge to do this ooOooOoo

[ll-the-biohazards-ll]

Thought I'd do a random fluff.

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That Stormy Night

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🌩Tags: Fluff, Storm Comfort.

🌩Nigrisshi x Very Tall!Androgynous!Reader/Oc(Around over 9-10 ft)

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The storm didn't seem to be letting up, it still prominent outside, the loud whistles and howls of wind would be noticeable to just about anyone, the occasional thunder sounding.

A particular alien visitor, known as Nigrisshi, was specifically affected by this, curled up in the blankets, he shivered at each strike of thunder and lightning, the mechanic was on the verge of having a full on panic attack....when you came in, seeing him curled up, absolutely miserable.

You immediately rushed over to him, him blubbering a mess of words like: "T-The sounds are so scary" or "W-What i-is going on" while shivering. You pick him up, setting him in your lap, he was considerably tiny, you being taller than most mortals.

He'd bury his face in your chest, somewhat embarrassed, but also....grateful for your understanding and comfort. You wrapped your arms around him, kinda rubbing his ears a bit, trying to calm him down.

It eventually did work, as the mechanic ceased his shivering, he'd look up at you with his rather odd green eyes, he mouthed a 'thank you' as he again, cuddled against you....

You guessed...storms wouldn't be so bad for him, with you around....

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[rwac96]

Just Deserts (Ancient Snow)

*Weiss Schnee & Shallot sat at a cafe, the latter enjoying himself a Full-Course Meal fit for a Saiyan*

Weiss: "Ahem, we're in public."

Shallot: *mouthful* "Mhmmf hmmf kmff (It's okay)!"

Cardin: *walks by with his order* "Well well well, if it isn't Stuck-Up Rich Bitch." *turns to Shallot* "Oh, and looks like she's on a date with a stray."

Shallot: *swallows his food, turns to glare at Cardin* "Stray?!" *stands up from his seat* "The hell do ya mean stray, meathead?!"

Cardin: *steps towards the fighter* "You heard me, stray! Seems Ms. Atlas found herself some animal husbandry."

Weiss: *glares at Cardin* "Don't call him that, you neanderthal!"

Cardin: *turns to the middle Schnee child* "Watch it, you rich cun--OOOF!!"

*Shallot has pushed the air, launching Cardin several feet from the couple and crashing through the cafe's wall...causing the bully's Aura to shatter*

Shallot: "Man..." *sits back down* "what a dickhead." *returns to eating his Full-Course Meal*

Weiss: *stares, jaw-drop* "That...that was admittedly arousing."

Shallot: *swallows his food again* "Hey, that ass can talk trash to me if he wants to, but he fucked up callin' my matefriend like that."

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*Cardin Winchester lies in a heap, groaning in pain as he's found by a certain bunny Faunus*

Velvet: *holds up her camera* "Oh, this is definitely goin' in the yearbook. Pretty fitting, Wanker."