#dr. joseph randolph

[the-blackholeus]

May I request some headcanons with Dr. Randolph and a reader who's *unbearably* kind and sweet? ^-^

You sure may! This was actually a bit hard since I rarely write sweet things, but I hope you like what I did:

At first, Randolph would be hostile towards you. He would not trust your wonderful nature. Not a single human being could be that sweet and selfish. There must be something you wanted from him, right? 

And while his hostility might fade after a while, he would still be very prone to avoiding you, still wary of your motives and straight up uncomfortable with all the attention directed at him. It will certainly take time for him to get used to you.

At first, he would flinch away every time you would reach out to touch him, thinking that now was the time you would finally make your move and strike him down. Imagine his surprise when you would just squeeze his shoulder to get his attention.

But then, an entire month after you first met, you did something that caused his thick walls to finally receive their first crack.

After he had overworked himself once again, which was quite common for him, you found him in his office, snoring and drooling all over his paperwork. Your heart had clenched at the sight, and you had reached for a blanket he kept hung over one of the chairs, carefully covering his back and broad shoulders with the soft material. You did this as carefully as you could so you would not awaken him, believing to have succeeded when you managed to sneak out without him moving, but in truth, Randolph was wide awake.

As soon as you had been out of sight and hearing range, he had sat up and turned his head to stare at the blanket, an absolutely dumbfounded expression on his face. He had remained in this position for what felt like hours, the gears in his brain turning as his mind had attempted to figure out what in Heilwald's name just happened and why?

After that sweet gesture, something changed, and he became more open towards you and your actions. You, being the observant person that you were, of course, immediately picked up on that and began to pamper him, using every opportunity presented to do something good for the monstrous man.

As soon as you picked up that he was not eating regularly, you began to sneak into Chef Sauer's kitchen and cook something for him. Once you were done (and survived), you would sneak into his office and leave the food on the desk in a lovely bag decorated with a sweet "Bon Appétit, from ___". You were unsure if he liked it first, but after the bag returned empty with a thick "Thank you" written onto it, you knew that you made the right decision.

Whenever it's colder than usual or if he is just feeling a little sick, you would sneak into the kitchen and make him a cup of tea or extra coffee, depending on the time of the day. At the beginning of the relationship, you, too, sneaked the cup into his office in fear of how he might react, but by now, you were bold enough to just hand it to him, sometimes even pressing your lips against his cheek for a short, fleeting kiss before running down the hallway.

If he overdoes it and actually falls sick, you would quite literally pamper him. You would bring him salves and rub them onto his chest and back, you would bring him every medication he would ask (demand) for and, if he he has to vomit, you would rub his back and whisper reassuring words into his ears when he would have his head stuck in a bucket or kiss the toiletseat. He would grumble and growl the entire time, trying to reassure you that he was fine and that he does not need your pity. You, however, would just reply with a long, sarcastic "suuuuurrrrreeee" before shoving another spoon of food or medication into his mouth, effectively shutting him up.

When he is stressed or angry, you would just come to his office and pull his head against your chest, pressing a soft kiss into his thick, dark brown hair before letting your fingers run through it. This causes him to calm down almost immediately, and he would lean into your touch, closing his reddened eyes.

When your relationship has been going on long enough for you to coax him to sleep in the same bed as you, you would hold him close and wrap your arms around his strong body. Sometimes, when you would run your hands over his bare back, (which was always exposed in bed due to him only sleeping in boxers, even in the harshest of winters) you would be able to feel the tense muscles caused by a shrimp position when sitting or the pure stress he was feeling 24/7. Depending if he has his back turned to you or not, you would tell him to shift so you would be able to reach it. The first few times, he would be very hesitant to do so, not entirely sure what your intentions were, but after a few wonderful massages that left him feel much more relaxed and brought salvation from the all-too-familiar pain, he soon began to do so without wasting a second thought.

To ease his stress at work, you had begun to help him with his syringes. You would make sure that he would never run out of them and fill them before he would start his shift. You even managed to force yourself out of bed before he would, making sure to prepare everything so all he would have to do it was to grab it and shove it into his pockets before he would leave. It took him no time to catch on to that, and he rewarded you with a soft kiss to your forehead and a low, rumbled "Thank you" before he would disappear out of the door to your personal quarters.

But while your sweet behavior was meant well, it sometimes gets on his nerves, and he does not shy away from telling you that. It, of course, hurts to hear that, but you know that he doesn't do it to be mean. Randolph is a man who needs his personal space, and he tends to become irritated when he does not get it. In response to his harsh yet well-meant words, you would try and better yourself, making sure to find out when it was "appropriate" for you to live our your sweet nature and when to hold back.

[bunnieswithknives]

What if I became obsessed with The Heilwald Loophole... What then...

[sarnie-for-varney]

[pixelsss]

AAaaaaaAaaaAaEeeuuggHhHG

Where are y'all this tag is so dead😭

[boygirldykething]

As the Kluskap legends suggest, we are given life in this phenomenal world to learn the lessons we are meant to learn. We are the Stars who Sing. We Sing with our Light. The essential and energetic nature of reality is central to Mi'kmaw cosmology. Our primary purpose is not to be male or female and to dominate the earth. Our primary purpose is to be, to learn, and then to offer our teachings to others and go back into the Spirit World. Our children are our Song Lines given in love. The spiritual nature of childhood teaches us as adults to rekindle the fires of learning, wonder, and respect for life. Our children are our medicine.

Mi'kmaq Puoinaq Two Spirit Medicine: Sexuality and Gender Variance, Spirituality and Culture by Dr. Joseph Randolph Bowers

[ladyimaginarium]

mi'kmaq puoinaq two spirit medicine: sexuality & gender variance, spirituality & culture - dr. joseph randolph bowers & dr. daniel n. paul.

[indiesole]

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Roy Thomson

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Marie Curie

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Magic Johnson

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Leo Tolstoy

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Henry Fonda

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Cal Ripken Jr

Samuel Goldwyn

Mumtaz (actress)

Panini

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Pablo Picasso

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[darchildre]

Final comments on The Case of Charles Dexter Ward:

1) Dr Willett's journey through the darkened labyrinth beneath Curwen's farmhouse/bungalow is genuinely really good. The descriptions of the spaces and the horrible things in them are really effective.

Until you get to the bit where Willett is frightened beyond endurance and the narration tells us that he "screamed and screamed and screamed." It doesn't work, and it just feels silly.

Howie. Howard Phillips. I know that your pockets are at all times filled with ridiculous spooky words. Please use a couple.

2) Also we learned that Willett is friends with Randolph Carter? I mean, okay, sure. Why not, right?

Charles Dexter Ward was written (and this bit is set) after "The Silver Key", so Dr Willett has just had a rash of weird/spooky things happening to his friends. Poor dude.

3) There is a kind of fictional character I really love, which is "guy who is really good at One Particular Thing, and really truly terrible at Literally Everything Else", eg Griffin Invisibleman. Joseph Curwen is also very much that dude and I love him immensely.

He is really very good at necromancy! He managed to cause an exact doppelganger descendant of himself to be born and influence that descendant into finding his notes and reanimating Curwen, as well as all the other necromancy he was already doing - that's very impressive!

But he is very bad at everything that isn't necromancy:

Kept living in the same town while constantly looking 30 for over 50 years

Could not remember to write letters to his necromancer friends using the correct pseudonyms

Wildly overestimated the control he had over his necromantic subjects and blew himself up

His big plan once he's alive again? "Wear a fake beard and glasses until I've murdered my descendant, then simply move back into my old house." Oh my god, Joseph, just leave Providence.

Has no idea what's going on with modern finances in general and Charles' finances in particular. Nearly gets caught because he keeps writing checks in Charles' name when their handwriting is completely and recognizably different.

"Surely the fact that I still talk like a dude from the 1760s will not hinder me in the slightest!"

Hilariously, all his necromancer friends also think he's bad at this, because they keep writing him letters full of helpful advice and reminding him that they went a whole 150 years without dying after he blew himself up, so maybe he should chill a little and listen.

(He does not.)

Like, he is also absolutely the worst, but I do adore him and his dumb fake beard.

4) Curwen's disreputable Portuguese servant gets called Tony, which means that his name was probably Antone like all of my maternal male relatives who emigrated to New England from Portugal. This is why I tell people I have Innsmouth blood. (He's a Gomes too, which is not a major part of my family tree but is in there. We're probably related.)

5) I had wildly misremembered Curwen's whole deal and thought this was a possession story, not a doppelganger story. I blame The Haunted Palace, honestly (which legit is a possession story and which I have watched several more times than I have read this book).

It's a fun adaptation, but Roger Corman was missing out. Just imagine - we could have had two Vincents Price, only one of them is wearing, like, a goofy fake beard over his real beard.

6) If there was a more accurate film adaptation, the bit at the end where Curwen is once more reduced to a pile of Essential Saltes on the floor is absolutely set up for someone (Orne and Hutchinson? I didn't see the bodies) to gather up that dust for the sequel.

Honestly, once you get past the travelogue section, this book is really quite fun. I'm very glad I revisited it.

And now it's time for "Shadow Over Innsmouth"! Yay!

[boredandtiredficwriter]

25 Days of Murderfuckmas

Okay so I'm friends with @waytoapurpleheart and I was joking about how everyone thinks they wanna fuck Springtrap so they had to explain that no, they do not want to do the deed with the tetanus peepaw but with actual Willy Afton

And that made them realize they have a type for murdery arrogant fictional men.

Which made me have an idea for a Murderfuckmas (hehe reference) advent calendar of sorts!

So here's a list!

Bob Velseb

Sweeney Todd

Jigsaw

Jeff the Killer

Steve Raglan/William Afton (FNAF Movie)

Michael Myers

Jason Voorhees

Freddy Krueger

Jack Torrance

Count Dracula (does this count as a monsterfuck? I mean he do murder so-)

Grover Fischoeder (Bob's Burgers Movie) (Tumblr sexyman energy)

Jack Kennedy (DSaF)

Dave Miller (DSaF)

Henry Miller (DSaF)

Buffalo Bill

Art The Clown

Laughing Jack

Eyeless Jack

Slenderman (hahahahah definitely a monsterfuck)

Pennywise (It)

Herobrine

Masky and Hoodie

Dr. Joseph Randolph (Heilwald Loophole)

Doctor Eggman (Sonic Movie ver) (he counts he tries to murder Sonic)

Into The Aftonverse (no I ain't elaborating)

[indiejones]

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Rajesh Khanna

Lionel Messi

Leonardo Da Vinci

Online Indie

Muhammad Ali

Joan of Arc

William Shakespeare

Vincent Van Gogh

J. K. Rowling

David Lean

Nadia Comaneci

Diego Maradona

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

Meena Kumari

Julius Caesar

Harrison Ford

Ludwig Van Beethoven

William W. Cargill

Fritz Hoffmann-La Roche

Samuel Curtis Johnson

Sam Walton

John D. Rockefeller

Andrew Carnegie

Roy Thomson

Tim Berners-Lee

Marie Curie

James J. Hill

Cornelius Vanderbilt

Roman Polanski

Samuel Slater

J. P. Morgan

Cary Grant

Dmitri Mendeleev

John Harvard

Alain Delon

Ramakrishna Paramhansa (Official God)

The Lumiere Brothers, Auguste & Louis

Carl Friedrich Benz

Michelangelo

Maharishi Mahesh Yogi

Ramana Maharishi

Mark Twain

Swami Sri Yukteswar Giri

Bruce Lee

Bhagwan Krishna (Official God)

Charlemagne

Rene Descartes

John F. Kennedy

Bhagwan Ganesha (Official God)

Walt Disney

Albert Einstein

Nikola Tesla

Alfred Hitchcock

Pythagoras

William Randolph Hearst

Cosimo de’ Medici

Johann Sebastian Bach

Alec Guinness

Nostradamus

Christopher Plummer

Archimedes

Jackie Chan

Guru Dutt

Amma Karunamayi/ Mata Parvati (Official God)

Peter Sellers

Gerard Depardieu

Joseph Safra

Robert Morris

Sean Connery

Petr Kellner

Aristotle Onassis

Usain Bolt

Jack Welch

Alfredo di Stefano

Elizabeth Taylor

Michael Jordan

Paul Muni

Steven Spielberg

Louis Pasteur

Ingrid Bergman

Norma Shearer

Dr. B. R. Ambedkar

Ayn Rand

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Luciano Pavarotti

Alain Resnais

Frank Sinatra

Allah (Official God)

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Charlie Chaplin

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Alexander Graham Bell

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Jim Simons

George Lucas

Swami Sri Lahiri Mahasaya

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Brett Favre

Helen Keller

Bernard Mannes Baruch

Buddha (Official God)

Hugh Grant

K. L. Saigal

Roger Federer

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Tiger Woods

William Blake

Jesse Owens

Claude Miller

Bernardo Bertolucci

Subhash Chandra Bose

Satyajit Ray

Hippocrates

Chiang Kai-Shek

John Logie Baird

Geeta Dutt

Raphael (painter)

Bhagwan Shiva (Official God)

Radha (Ancient Krishna devotee)

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Jorge Paulo Lemann

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Pierre-Auguste Renoir

Bill Gates

Bhagwan Ram (Official God)

Michael Phelps

Michael Faraday

Audrey Hepburn

Dalai Lama

Grace Kelly

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Vladimir Putin

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Gary Cooper

Roger Moore

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Blaise Pascal

Humphrey Bogart

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Henri Rousseau

Nikita Krushchev

Jack Dorsey

Dev Anand

Elia Kazan

Alexander Fleming

David Selznick

Frank Marshall

Viswanathan Anand

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Swami Vivekananda

Felix Rohatyn

Sam Spiegel

Anand Bakshi

Victor Hugo

Bhagwan Sri Sathya Sai Baba (Official God)

Steve Jobs

Srinivasa Ramanujam

Lord Hanuman

Stanley Kubrick

Giotto

Voltaire

Diego Velazquez

Ernest Hemingway

Francis Ford Coppola

Michael Douglas

Kirk Douglas

Mario Lemieux

Kishore Kumar

James Stewart

Douglas Fairbanks

Confucius

Babe Ruth

Raj Kapoor

Titian aka Tiziano Vecelli

El Greco

Francisco de Goya

Jim Carrey

Mohammad Rafi

Steffi Graf

Pele

Gustave Courbet

Rani Laxmibai of Jhansi

Milos Forman

Steve Wozniak

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Mala Sinha

Aryabhatta

Magic Johnson

Patanjali

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Tansen

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Albrecht Durer

Benazir Bhutto

Cal Ripken Jr

Samuel Goldwyn

Mumtaz (actress)

Panini

Nicolaus Copernicus

Pablo Picasso

George Clooney

Olivia de Havilland

Prem Chand

Imran Khan

Pete Sampras

Ratan Tata

Meerabai (16th c. Krishna devotee)

Queen Elizabeth II

Pope John Paul II

James Cameron

Jack Ma

Warren Buffett

Romy Schneider

C. V. Raman

Aung San Suu Kyi

Benjamin Netanyahu

Frank Capra

Michael Schumacher

Steve Forbes

Paramhansa Yogananda

Tom Hanks

Kamal Amrohi

Hans Holbein

Shammi Kapoor

Gerardus Mercator

Edith Piaf

Bhagwan Shirdi Sai Baba (Official God) .

[the-blackholeus]

It looks...so amazing. Dr. Randolph looks absolutely insane! (in more ways than one)

“I’m now going to remove your liver!”

My drawing of Dr. Randolph is finally finished! This will be part 1 of my Heilwald Loophole series. I plan on drawing all of the villains from this awesome game.

(Click for better quality & details.)

This is for my bsf @drustvaar for introducing me to this game! I’m obsessed. <3

[the-blackholeus]

How about a Doctor Randolph nsfw headcannon thing??? I wanna see what you can come up with for him lol

NSFW-Headcanons for Dr. Joseph Randolph

Sex with Doctor Joseph Randolph? Oh boy, you’re in for quite a ride.

First of all, Randolph doesn’t care about your gender. It’s not important for him if you have a penis between your legs or not.

He is very quiet during sex, the loudest an occasional yelp of your name when he cums, but he is not above begging if you “torture” him long enough. The little “Please…” or the “My l-love…” are so adorable.

The stamina this man possesses is as unnatural as his ability to create a loophole. He can go for hours and hours on end. I hope that you have a high sex drive and don’t mind being overstimulated because this man doesn’t stop after the first orgasm. Or the second. Or the third...you get it.

Is quite blunt when he desires your body and what you have to offer. He would just grab you from wherever you are, drag you into the next dark hallway, and begin to kiss your neck, nibbling on your soft flesh there. However, when you say no, he’ll let go of you immediately.

Is always ready to pleasure you. If you are the one approaching him, you will never hear a no from him. He will drop whatever he’s doing and search for a comfortable and quiet place for the both of you.

If the sex is rough or gentle often depends on his mood and your wishes. He tries his best to please you how you like it, but when he is infuriated or if you tease him too much, he tends to get quite rough. He would never hurt you, though. At least…not on purpose.

Has an amazingly long and thick cock, and believe it or not, a big piercing thrones on its head. He fills you out perfectly, his entering always accompanied by a slight burning stretch, even if you are very well prepared, and the considerably large metallic addition adds even more to your pleasure.

For such a serious man, the list of Randolph’s kinks is surprisingly long. He loves bondage, pet-play, master and servant, etc. Even knife-play appeals him. It would take a while for him to indulge you in his fantasies, however. At first, it’s because he doesn’t trust you, and later, it's because he is afraid to scare you off.

He will mark you. His canines are unusually sharp, and he will use this to his advantage to let everyone, especially Wolfram, know that you are his. No one else is allowed to touch you or he swears to GOD they WISH they'd be dead!

Despises the idea of a threesome. He doesn’t want to share your beautiful body with anyone and feels like no one else deserves to have you.

The amount of cum this man produces is unbelievable and makes it hard to believe that he has no breeding kink. A single load is enough to fill you to the brim, and since one round of sex is rarely enough, your stomach will be bulging once he is finally done with you.

Topping him will be easier the longer your relationships last. It will take a long time to convince him, but when he finally does give in, make him feel as good as you can. It doesn’t matter if you penetrate him or ride him, show him the best time of his life and make him beg for more. He will trust you even more after this.

[kirlias452]

Screw it nobody has done this yet

Joseph Randolph imagine

💉 Is obviously the gentleman type with you.

💉 Calls you ‘my dear’ or ‘dearest’.

💉 Hates seeing you hurt and will patch you up to the best of his abilities.

💉 Is into slow dancing with you.

💉 He’ll try his best to not get you killed in the clinic.

💉 If he ends up mutating and you find him, he’ll try to run away and hide, not wanting you to see him in that state.

💉 Doesn’t mind you sitting in his lap, you just have to not distract him when he does paperwork.

💉 Will let you lay your head on him, he finds it cute.

💉 If you give him a gift, he’ll smile, blush a bit and keep it with him at all times.

[todaysdocument]

“ . . . we urgently appeal to our honored President, and hereby PETITION him to URGE the enactment into LAW . . . of either Senator France's or Representative Dyer ANTI-LYNCHING BILL.” Petition from the International Uplift League, 10/15/1922. 

File Unit: 158260 section 3 #1, 1904 - 1974

Series: Straight Numerical Files, 1904 - 1974

Record Group 60: General Records of the Department of Justice, 1790 - 2002

Transcription:

[HEADER]

The International Uplift League

(Organized 1911: Re-Organized and Incorporated, A.D. 1915)

Object:-To Uplift and Develop the Colored Race Everywhere.

Motto:-Justice, Knowledge (Material and Spiritual) Health and Wealth.

President, Rev. Dr. Robert W. S. Thomas, M.A.

Treasurer, Mrs. Ruth M. Collett

Auditor, Charles M. Dorsey, Esq.

Chairman of the Executive Committee, Rev. George L. White, D.D., M.D.

General Secretary, David N.E. Campbell, M.D., M.O.

1369 N. Carey Street,

Baltimore, Md., U. S. A.

New Address,

119 Lefferts Place,

Brooklyn, New York.

ALL MEN UP!

Roosevelt.

Amended Petition.  October 15th 1922.

A PETITION TO THE PRESIDENT

From

THE INTERNATIONAL UPLIFT LEAGUE.

To His Excellency,

The President of

The United States of America,

The White House, Washington, D.C.

Dear Mr. President:

For the GOOD and true HONOR of our beloved country, the United States of America, in the NAME of ALMIGHTY GOD, LYNCHING should be abolished.  Opinion seems unanimous that the United States Government possesses permanently the greater jurisdictional control (about 3/4) over each United States Citizen; and the State in which the citizen resides holds the remaining (1/4) jurisdiction.

Hence the elimination of LYNCHING, our most heinous STIGMA, should be accomplished through the Federal Government, because the respective States, for more than fifty years, have failed to suppress LYNCHING.  Therefore, we urgently appeal to our honored President, and hereby PETITION him to URGE the enactment into LAW, during the Extra Session of Congress, of either Senator France's or Representative Dyer ANTI-LYNCHING BILL.  By such worthy and magnanimous ACT, Mr. President, you will immortalize your NAME like the illustrious Lincoln when we signed the Emancipation Proclamation.  Amen.

For the Women.

(Miss) Emma J. Chrichton

For the Men.

David Newton E. Campbell

Secretary I.U. League

P.S. We hope to secure millions of signatures to this PETITION and forward same duly.

 VIce Presidents,

Rev. Dr. George F. Bragg, Jr.

Hon. Ernest Lyon, D.D., LL.D.

Rev. Dr. Wm. Sampson Brooks, D.D.

Rev. W.W. Allen, D.D.

Rev. Dr. Thomas F. Reed

Hon. George W.F. McMechen

Mrs. Mary F. Bond.

Rev. Junius Gray, D.D.

Rev. L.C. Curtis, D.D.

Rev. N.M. Carroll, D.D.

Charles B Rodgers, Esq.

Mrs. Alric R. Campbell.

Rev. Ananias Brown, D.D.

Rev. James R. Diggs, A.M.

Rev. Dr. J.A. Briscoe.

Rev. Dr. A.B. Callis, Washington, D.C.

Miss Nannie H. Burroughs.

Rev. William H. Dean, D.D.

Rev. J. Harvey Randolph, D.D.

Rev. M.W.D. Norman, D.D.

Rev. C. Harold Stepteau, D.D.

Dr. Charles H. Marshall.

Rev. Walter H. Brooks, D.D.

Directors,

Joseph P. Evans, Esq.

Miss. Mary A.E. Bennett.

Joshua F.G.L. Duvall.

Arthur L. Macbeth, Esq.

Joseph S. Fennell, Esq.

William H. Bates, Esq.

Columbus Gordon, Esq.

Dr. Robert W. Brown.

Dr. Luther E. McNeill.

Rev. T.A. Thomas.

Prof. Howard M. Gross.

Dr. E.C. Morris.

Mrs. Mary F. Handy.

Dr. A.A. Terrell.

Mrs. Fannie Jenkins.

Mrs. Urania M. Ross.

Samuel Carroll, Esq.

Dr. John W. Derry,

Dr. E. Verry Stokes.

Dr. Harry F. Brown.

Dr. J. Edward Fisher.

Rev. William Holt.

Rev. S.A. Virgil.

Rev. J.C. and Mrs. S. Love.

[remnants-scattered-through-time]

Outta curiosity what or rather who are your muses basses off of?

Okay let's start off with team SNOW.

Shaoqing Li: Herbert West from H. P. Lovecraft's Herbert West - Reanimator

Nila Arushi: Christine Daaé from The Phantom of the Opera

Odran Uaithne: Lumière from Beauty and the Beast with a hint of Randolph Carter from H. P. Lovecraft's The Dream-Quest of Unknown Kadath

Lloyd Whitaker: Joseph Curwen from H. P. Lovecraft's The Case of Charles Dexter Ward

Now for team FCHS.

Gilroy Flanagan: The Raven from Edgar Allen Poe's The Raven

Cerise Livie: Maleficent from Sleeping Beauty

Heddwyn Enfys: Le Fou from Beauty and the Beast

Shion Kohaku: The Narrator from Edgar Allen Poe's The Raven

Now for team BEIG.

Bruno Porfirio: Judge Claude Frollo from the Hunchback of Notre Dame

Eun Bora: Erik/The Phantom from The Phantom of the Opera

Ianthe Xanthe: Mircalla Karnstein/Carmilla from Carmilla

Glauco Albano: Walter Gilman from H. P. Lovecraft's The Dreams in the Witch-House

Now for team MARN.

Melanthios Xanthos: Dracula from Bram Stoker's Dracula

Adisa Oyibo: Yog-Sothoth from H. P. Lovecraft's The Dunwich Horror

Orinda Radcliff: Harley Warren from H. P. Lovecraft's The Statement of Randolph Carter

Nubia Uaithne: Dr. Henry Armitage from H. P. Lovecraft's The Dunwich Horror

Now for team ASUR.

Argyros Chrysanthos: Jyggalag from The Elder Scrolls Oblivion

Sigal Livna: Mephala from The Elder Scrolls Skyrim and Ursula from The Little Mermaid

Kieran Uaithne: Sheogorath from the Elder Scrolls Oblivion and Cogsworth from Beauty and the Beast

Eachann Roderick: Haskil from the Elder Scrolls Oblivion and Sebastian from the Little Mermaid

Now for team CRDV.

Caeso Cordovin: The Caterpillar from Alice in Wonderland

Ayane Riko: Queen of Hearts from Alice in Wonderland

Alpin Donndubhán: White Rabbit from Alice in Wonderland

Vanna Pembe: Mad Hatter from Alice in Wonderland

[boygirldykething]

adding these tags via @ladyimaginarium because i've somehow never heard of this book wow?? and i've previously had a hard time finding any info on Mi'kmaw-specific two spirit identity. i'll definitely be checking it out asap— it's called Mi'kmaq Puoniaq Two Spirit Medicine: Sexuality and Gender Variance, Spirituality and Culture by Dr. Joseph Randolph Bowers and Dr. Daniel N. Paul. !!!!

i'm not really good at posts but i'd like to leave this in memory of Mi'kmaw elder and author Daniel Paul who passed away last month.

his book We Were Not the Savages is an incredibly detailed, researched, and impactful book on Mi'kmaq history, pre- and post-european contact and to the present day, including his personal experiences at the Schubenacadie Indian day school. i really don't have the words to express how important he and this book have been but it's really something to check out.