#dr doofenshmirtz meme here

[friendofthecrows]

Happy season 17 everyone :))) i don't think this hellsite will ever escape

[pep-rambles]

If I had a nickel for every piece of media that had a 100+ year old femboy separated from his twin sister over more than one lifetime and also there is another character who makes a lot of ducks, I'd have two nickels which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice.

[redeclipse27]

What’s this? Teal and orange yarn?

BROWN, TEAL, AND ORANGE YARN?!

[all-my-friends-are-himbos]

ID: a venn diagram with two circles on a white background.

the circle on the left contains only "has read amongus porn." this circle is labeled "clemence."

the circle on the right contains only "nemesis is a platypus." this circle is labeled "dr heinz doofenshmirtz."

the part of the diagram where the circles intersect lists the following similarities:

has a retainer

dubious catboy status

amicably divorced

adhd

father of a goth child whom he loves dearly

tboy swag

could be evil if he really tried

just a silly guy

irresponsible parenting style

End ID.

[critter-of-habit]

you know what’s crazy though is that Dottie is technically like a proto-black widow. Which makes two popular Peggy Carter ships involving a Red Room graduate (insert Dr doofenshmirtz meme here)

It's just the natural way of things that Black Widows are attracted to Peggy Carter. They can't help it.

[enniewritesathing]

summary from last update

aka, what had happened was --

(note -- I'm gonna call The Werewolf by his actual name Vin(cent) because that's a lot of letters even though he wasn't formally named at this point.)

John is finally declared dead after 2 hours from his heart stopping.

obviously, everyone's disappointed. Daniel's like "bruh, I told you this was gonna happen but NOOOO, you didn't listen to me"

subsequently, everyone gets deeply annoyed by Daniel except Jordan (because they're being nice)... but it's also 3 in the morning. Charles agrees to break and now he's gotta figure out what to tell Noelle that her perfectly fine son is now dead as a doornail.

but wait!

Jordan asks The Worst Question You Can Ask In A Horror Story after they notice something's off about John. In fact, they do the second worst thing you can do in a horror story.

you know how in resident evil 2 (remake? this may have been in the OG) and you walk past a zombie that you think it's dead?

haha surprise bitch, it's ya boy Vin/The Werewolf. turns out, he was mostly dead.

Vin stares up at them with those BIG dead fish lookin' eyes. Creepiest shit he's ever done.

because Jordan is the closest, they are the first to get got as they get their windpipe crushed AND their throat slashed. honestly, they got the least worst death by a country mile.

Bernard is next, getting taken out by Vin literally jumping off the surgery table like off of a top rope of an WWE match. Bernard has the 'well maybe that was out of pocket' case of death -- Vin smashes his head in. Leaves a big ass crack on the floor.

talk shit, get your jaw literally cracked off

Then --

Vin is like 'okay I'm warmed up, now it's just you two fuckers' (aka Daniel and Charles)

We find out that Daniel is, for intents and purposes, a pussy because of his general behavior. He tries to throw Charles under the bus but Charles does it right back without blinking. Vin claws the shit out of him and blinds him in his right eye but that doesn't seem to phase him as he tries to rise up to Vin with a syringe full of stuff that could take Vin out or at least, stun him.

if you remember, this is a call back and Vin got punched in the gut with one and it knocked him out. Keep this in mind.

Vin has had enough and not only does he choke out Daniel (insert Dr. Doofenshmirtz meme) he yeets him into the wall with the one way mirrors.

Thomas and Mark are freaking out on the other side of them. Vin can hear them both and tells them 'hey. I don't have beef with yall, but don't come in here or else you're gonna die'.

Daniel wants Vin to just kill him already and Vin is :)...

as he shoves his arm deep into Daniel's chest. this doesn't kill him immediately.

I'll say it -- if you think 'hey, this looks like some metaphorical--' yes, you are correct. Like come on, Vin's in there in his guts, pinned against the wall talking into his ear and shit, establishing dominance, calling him a pussy (again? idk Vin does this a lot in this update)

Thomas got the gun and he's like 'Imma go save Charles; call the guards' and Mark is begging him not to go as staying right the fuck over there means that they won't get killed.

Vin continues to roast Daniel and really, Daniel's got nothing to say other than 'fuck you!' as a 'nuh-uh' deal... and Vin kills him by tearing his heart out.

Meanwhile! Charles was observing the whole thing and now he's realizing things as Vin is taking a little break to talk to him...

... with Daniel's still beating heart in his hand. He says he's a little hungry with all that's he's been doing and since he's not one to waste his food... (ngl, I'm proud of this bc I used an effect to Great effect.)

aaaaaand he eats the heart. He was a messy bitch about it too because blood is all over his face, teeth, got some on his pants...

Charles realizes that he has fucked around and now he's gonna find out.

But wait! The lab door opens! It's Thomas with the gun!

...and he's scared shitless. Vin gets pissed off at him because he specifically told him and Mark to stay on the other side; now he's in there and Vin's gonna kill him on the account of him being stupid. you can't say Vin wasn't being fair here.

Charles tries to get Thomas to shoot Vin but he's too scared and fights him to get the gun. Gun is fired as they struggle. Doesn't take much but Charles manages to get the gun and domes Thomas in the head.

Well, Vin did say he was gonna die... but not by him.

Charles gets into villain mode saying the (silver) bullets may disrupt what's left of Vin's HF (healing factor) and may actually kill him... but it doesn't because. there's no bullets left. WHOOPS. Vin mocks him and Charles tries to run away (to where??) but in the struggle, he got shot on the side so he hobbles then crawls away

Vin slowly follows Charles and corners him... and notices something about him that's a little weird. Charles got the balls to be asking for mercy.

aaaand that's the summary.

tl;dr -- John declared dead, haha just kidding, Vin/The Werewolf turbo kills everybody in the lab except Charles.

[just-antithings]

760612639530532865/just-anti-things-claiming-people-must-be-classist. For the benefit of the people guessing, please insert the Dr. Doofenshmirtz two nickels meme here. There's probably a third if I went looking for it, but I don't want to wade through that much anti rhetoric.

sigh

[sillymuses]

✒️🎉🌓👀🎲🥂

✒️ the muse's canon

//I love this movie a lot. Does it have issues? Of course. But that goes for any film out there. I know I'm in the minority when I say I whole-heartedly love the canon of the film. Most people either want the Nerissa twist retconned or the film just deleted entirely for the sake of their Chelby shipping. Meanwhile I would like to see canon be used as a jumping off point for greater stories. I would rather focus on the world of RGTK than a single ship that wasn't ever going to happen in canon anyway.

🎉 the fan favorite character of my muse's canon

//Lord, I don't want this just be a whole rant thing because I do love Chelsea. But I'm so sick and tired of people literally turning her into the thing the movie mocked and made fun of. She is a villain. That's what she was made to be as. In every iteration of RGTK, from the darker mature story to the OG pitch Chelsea is the antagonist. That's her role. Like, I don't mind her becoming the fanon version of herself. That's called character development. But outright erasing her antagonist-ism just so you can supplant your need for shipping is just UGH. And it really sucks man because she's such a fun character on screen. She is. I love her!

🌓 crossovers

Crossovers? Love them. Adore them!! Tumblr is the perfect place for the most bizarre rp crossovers. I remember a long time ago when I played Dr. Doofenshmirtz and he ended up meeting Rick Sanchez. It was hilarious because Rick was flabbergasted over how Doof was simultaneously smarter and dumber than him at the same time. Or back in my Ratchet and Clank days where we had this crossover thread with Sonic characters where Emperor Tachyon faced off against a lombax OC and Knuckles from Sonic. Ahh, memories. But yeah, crossovers are always welcomed here!

👀 dash commentary

//It's a fun little thing! Admittedly I don't do it as much as I used too. But I feel like that mostly stems from how different tumblr acts now compared to how it used to be in the better days.

🎲 ask memes and sentence starters

//Outside of just making greeters, they're the best way to show someone you're interested. Or you're just curious to learn more about someone's muse and how they work! Good stuff, yeah!

🥂 my favorite part of the canon

//Giant monsters! Listen, I am a sucker for kaiju. It's kind of what pulled me into RGTK in the first place. And you're telling me I get four giant kaiju's in this film??? And one of them is a mermaid? Something we usually don't see?? Sign me the heck up!

And we see so many other monster statues down in the kraken kingdom and other monsters are name dropped in the art book! There's so much potential for other kaiju's in RGTK's world!!

And you know what? The Nerissa twist. But I should give some context for it. I went into this film pretty blind. I didn't watch any of the trailers. I knew it was coming out and had a vague idea of what it might be. So, I go and see it. I'm enjoying it so far. We get to the half way point where Chelsea's like, 'My mother died trying to get it.' and in my head I'm like, 'AHA. I've got this film figured out. She's gonna use the trident to get revenge for her mother. Finish what her mom started in a sort of way.'

But then we get to the final act and 'Lol, actually I am Nerissa.' which genuinely took me by surprise. I didn't expect that. Ya got me good movie. I didn't see that part coming, props to you. And then when I watched it again knowing she's Nerissa, it just makes her retroactively more evil and I love it.

[goodcartoondadshowdown]

The Finals

Time flies, eh? We've had quite the journey of close wins, tragic losses, unexpected contenders and very wholesome propaganda. Memes were created on this soil about Goofy getting Max onstage at a Powerline concert. And while there were many tough choices, I consider that a great thing.

Thank you, to everyone who has participated in some way or another. Voting, writing, even just liking or reblogging the polls are appreciated. But enough about this, let's get to what you're really here for: the final round.

For 1 week, your long-awaited matchup is: Dr. Doofenshmirtz vs. General Iroh

[summergirl2408]

Evil scientist

lanky stature and oddly sized nose

Quite nasaly but also raspy voice

Often seen wearing a lab coat

Wants to take over the region they are from but doesn't really have aspirations to take over the whole world

Mortal enemy is an animal with human/human-like intelligence

Has a himbo assistant that is on surprisingly good terms with the mortal enemy

Overcomplicated plans

Not good at hiding being evil

Who am I talking about: Dr. Doofenshmirtz or Yzma ?

[bagel--bytes]

I saw dune

[bookishnewt]

It just hit me that this is the second time I’ve witnessed a character being stabbed from behind while standing in front of loved ones.

Worst thing is that I can't say which one ripped out my heart more.

I would explain but I don't think anyone wants an essay-sized post about my emotions for these characters and the reaction to their deaths (well death since Marcy is still alive).

[jjjjjjjjeffrey]

DSMP members will go "Is anyone gonna build a house in a snow biome w trap doors for windows?" and not even wait for an answer

[itsheckinwes]

[punny0verlord]

Man.... Don't you love it when you open any social media app you get a message. And it's from a stranger promoting a dating website that you have no interest in going there.

My FUCKING favorite...

[stopiwanttotalkaboutcheese]

Man, I love that one series on netflix

You know, the one starring Sadie Sink and Maya Hawke.

The one with the wlw lead?

The one where getting a nosebleed is significant?

The one that has Maya Hawke’s character working in a mall? And Sadie Sink’s character die onscreen only for her to be revived? 

It’s a historical fiction horror story set in small-town America?

And the villain is one Big Bad with a bunch of hive-mind henchmen?

And it also has a character named Heather who gets killed by her possessed friend/coworker?

*insert dr doofenshmirtz meme here*