#down to the liver

[schakira]

the other day, during my trip to the ER, i learned that drinking alcohol would medically be terrible for me. i don't drink any but it's good to have another reason to turn down alcohol.

[wakinguponsaturday]

love the implication that the eagle is just as fed up with this arrangement as prometheus and now they've unionized

[muirmarie]

do you think when McCoy or Kirk are hurt, does Spock panic and check for their heartbeat in the wrong place and then panic even more when it's just the liver quietly chilling there. do you think McCoy makes fun of him mercilessly once it's confirmed that everyone is okay, and Spock has to gather his shattered dignity and pretend he just needed to check the liver for scientific reasons and also human bodies are stupid and it's not HIS fault. and then Jim tries to do damage control like, hey, i think livers are neat! And that of course makes it worse, and Spock goes off To Sulk until McCoy bullies him into taking a first aid refresher, which actually does make him feel better?

i think that happens. i think it happens twice. Spock's so angry the second time he says Very Mean Things about human organs. He makes a powerpoint, actually.

(McCoy makes him sit down for a one-on-one human anatomy class after the powerpoint fiasco, but it's a very hands-on course so Spock doesn't protest too much.)

[black-and-yellow]

Lost

(minus grain)

[odddogs]

her name maybe be london but she's a dog of the world

[allastoredeer]

"Suave sugar big bad daddy Alastor" is the reason I ignore most of charlastor and radioapple content, it's laughable how absolutely the same a lot of works are and even funnier that a lot of people from both groups dislike the other ship lol

my GOD, you're right 🤣 for two ship groups that don't like each other, they sure do use a lot of the same tropes.

i'm sorry i just can't see Alastor being a big bad suave sugar daddy. 🥲 Where's his whimsy? Where's his goofy silliness? Cannibalism can be sexy, but you know what else is sexy? Being a clowning little freak.

[soullessjack]

lord knows I do not have the capacity to explain it right now but I have so much disdain for how heteronormative and nuclear this fandom is hellbent on making destiel and lord knows I have an even bigger hatred for how jack is used to fuel it.

[brisquad-unit-4402]

Hello unit 4402, thank you for luxiem hcs.

In this PSA i'd like to announce that:

-i'd kiss shu's hair

-style it with dozens of cute hairclips

-braid it

-do some hair care routine

-and play with it gently till he falls asleep

This PSA is brought to you by 🍰 anon

tags: smut under read more, fluff, domestic, drabble, gender neutral reader

⚠️ nsfw under the read more. content under read more is not intended for minors.

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[heavy sigh. heartstruck swoon.] he seriously has the prettiest hair in the world and i want him to know that sm

GOD imagine finally convincing him to take a self-care day on one of his rest days and just helping him take care and washing his hair for him while you shower together. tying it up out of the way before cooking dates and then once you get started you can’t not pay attention to how the back of his neck is exposed. aaaah and whenever you’re in a clingy mood while he streams, he lets you play with his hair and by the time the stream ends he has all these cute little braids at the back of his head

shu gives me vibes like he wouldn’t ask for attention 24/7 but acts clingy and loves being the center of your attention like nothing else. and i know in the root of my soul he would fucking purr whenever you play with his hair. he soaks your touch up like a sponge, leans into it, lets his eyes close and just relax because your hands in his hair is his happy place. and if you play with it while cuddling and he has nowhere to go he’ll always return to you as close as he can because it feels so good, so good, don’t stop, i love you

and pulling his hair would make all sorts of pretty sounds fitting for such a pretty man. his neck is sensitive, and when you scoop up his hair only to tug it down his back arches so beautifully and he can’t help that it goes straight to his dick. his moan is deep. he’s tongue-tied, can barely think straight, but when he finds his words again it’s all pleading. “aah, please don’t stop.” he needs to be in you, or you in him, he doesn’t care anymore, just do it again, don’t leave him hanging out to dry like this when he’s already leaking

you can guide him to just about anything if you tug him just right. lower his head to your crotch and he’ll start licking, no questions asked. as long as you keep his raven soft hair in your grasp he’ll chase after you with his tongue even when he knows that’s naughty. and when you reward him for being such a good boy by combing your fingers through his messy hair he only goes faster around your warmth, desperate to please. your fingernails lightly scratching his scalp is fuel for the fire. he needs to please you like how you’re pleasing him

[housederiva]

I’ve talked about it a few times on my main blog but I’m going through a very difficult time in my life right now and it’s going to be getting exponentially more stressful starting at the beginning of September. I’m not exaggerating when I say that Veilguard coming out this fall is the only thing in my life I’m looking forward to and it feels like it’s gonna be my reward for not completely breaking down

Anywho! The point of this post was to thank you guys for sharing the joy with me xx

[get-more-bald]

frank should be killed

[emily-mooon]

FOLKS IM OFFICIALLY SICK AGAIN

[stock-human]

Emma is acting super listless and weird, so we're at the vet again. Please send her your strongest vibes.

[bostonbakeddeans]

taking ADHD meds is literally so funny cause I wake up and take them but they don't kick in for about 90 minutes so I have an hour and a half of going "fuck I'm still so tired/listless/can't focus" and then my brain go DING like a toaster when the meds kick in

[hofftrans]

returning to this website like a uni student walking into a class over an hour late and trying desperately not to make eye contact

[takkamek]

"Why would Elira, Vox and Ike agree to that stream?" because of their contracts, their livelyhoods depend on nijiEN and it's clear that despite everything, there were some good times. not agreeing to it could mean that they get terminated (depending on what their contracts say)

"How could nijisanji think that stream was a good idea?" because they're a company and they chose the three well-liked people of the community, who also were stated in the document that wasn't meant to be seen by anyone else than the lawyers.

Vox, Ike, Elira, the other nijiEN livers weren't meant to see that document, legally they shouldn't have but now they know which will undoubtedly create a rift between Doki and the remaining nijiEN livers--which will benefit nijisanji in the court if the other livers now refuse to side with Doki in court

the fans were already divided, even after Doki herself said that she wants to move on and not to harass or bully the livers, the haters/antis didn't want to stop since this gave them 'a reason' to harass the livers they already hated. and now with nijiEN sharing parts of the document, fans are even more up and arms about this.

i'm not saying that nijisaji is this mastermind/manipulator company, but they're a company nontheless whose main priority is to win this legal battle. and a black company is always willing to sacrifice its employees

[wordycheeseblob]

Saki I'm here for your liver

Pain!

Arson took my, arson took my liver, My liver