#dove x neptune

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a just-for-fun rwby rarepair tournament poll featuring only my favourite ships. who knows maybe ill do something for the winner. adorable art by @rubyneo

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Rated: T

Pairing: Peace at sea (Dove Bronzewing/Neptune Vasilias)

Word Count: ~1k

A/N: "Hey we hooked up last night and it turns out you are my child's teacher" au ft. sex-repulsed asexual Neptune

“All alone?”

Neptune looked up, then slightly down because the person was short and he’d overshot. Maybe the alcohol addled his brain more than he thought. Eyes dark like the night sky looked at him from behind a blonde fringe. “Yeah.”

“I’ll join you,” the guy said and did just that. Neptune blinked as the guy sat in the seat next to him. There were dark circles under the guy’s eyes. They weren’t real dark ones, like he had a history of bad sleep, but lighter ones like the bad sleep was just this week. He had a collared button up on, the top three buttons all unbuttoned.

"Why?" Neptune asked.

"You seem lonely," the guy said and took a drink from his cup. Neptune didn't realize the guy ordered anything. Nor had he seen the bartender appear. "Not that it's really any of my business."

Neptune shrugged his shoulders, because the guy was right. He was sort of lonely, in that late night kind of way where he wanted intimacy, closeness. But it was something he more or less learned to live with. It was hard to trust anyone with the level of intimacy he wanted without the fear of them being mad about him not being able to give anything more.

The guy– Dove– ended up being funny in a dry sort of way. He was easy to talk to, too, and maybe the alcohol fueled his actions just a bit as he confessed everything about his loneliness in a way he's never told anyone. And when Dove paid for both their drinks and pushed away from the bar, asking Neptune if he wanted to spend the night with him, Neptune stood up to follow.

Dove hadn't lied. Not once throughout the night had Neptune been pressured to do anything he wasn't comfortable with. It was sensual and intimate, but not sexual. It felt like Dove could read everything Neptune did and didn't want. And he'd honestly enjoyed it. It was nice to experience that level of intimacy with someone without feeling worried. Dove even made breakfast for him the morning after. Neptune kind of wanted that again. Okay, Neptune really wanted that again. Except he didn't know the guy's last name or phone number. Something that Neptune bemoaned plenty over the next few days, as was befitting letting quite possibly the man of your dreams get away like an absolute idiot. And he was planning to continue bemoaning today while his daughter was at school since it was his day off, until his daughter reminded him her history teacher wanted to speak with him after school. He dressed as quickly as he could, nearly putting on mismatched socks and shoes and stumbling while he did. Then he left to pickup his daughter and meet the teacher.

“I’m so sorry I’m late,” Neptune apologized as he entered the room the woman at the front desk directed him to. There was a short man at the whiteboard, writing up what Neptune assumed would be for the morning’s class. He caught the words ‘Great War’ in large print and blue marker. The only indication Neptune got that Mr. Bronzewing heard him come in was a held up finger, a sign to wait as the teacher looked from his notes to what he was writing. Neptune stood awkwardly somewhere between actually in the room and in the doorframe.

The marker was capped and placed on the tray at the bottom of the whiteboard. “I want to move your daughter to my honours class," the teacher said in a voice that felt like it should be familiar to Neptune, but his mind was more stuck on the words.

“But she’s failing," Neptune said.

“I know.” Mr. Bronzewing walked over to lean against the desk, and the second Neptune saw his face he knew why his voice sounded familiar. Suddenly all he could think about was that night. His daughter's history teacher– because that's who he was pining for apparently– didn't show any reaction when their eyes met. “She’s bored in this class. I think she’d do better in the more advanced one. It’s smaller and more involved.”

"You…" Neptune sat down in one of the desks. His legs didn't fit properly in it, so he couldn’t do anything about the way they stuck out the bottom as a clear tripping hazard.

"Truly think she can do it," Mr. Bronzewing– Dove– said, though that wasn't the actual ending to Neptune's sentence. Somehow Neptune had the clear impression that Dove knew that too. Which meant, despite the lack of reaction, Dove remembered too. Neptune tried to swallow around a tongue that felt suddenly too dry.

"If you think she can do it, I'm willing to move her," Neptune said, and Dove's eyebrows rose slightly in a pleased sort of surprise. And Neptune was surprised himself that he could apparently read this monotone man who he only spent one night with so clearly.

"I'll have to ask her as well, of course," Dove said.

"Of course." Neptune nodded. "Thank you for moving her, instead of just giving her up as a lost cause."

Dove nodded slowly and this time Neptune felt like he was the one who could read all the unspoken words.

Or most of them.

"Now," Dove said. "Should we get her and go get dinner?"

Neptune's eyebrows raised in surprise. "I- What?"

"Dinner," Dove said with a slight smile. Neptune swallowed again and it was a little easier in the face of it.

"I'd like that," Neptune said. "Just let me go get her and I'll meet you at the front?"

Dove grabbed his keys and bag and nodded. Neptune tried not to fall as he extricated himself from the desk. This time he vowed to get Dove's number by the end of the date.

[archester-creations]

finally decided to do this with peace at sea

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im bored so i want to try out writing x male reader rwby smut. so, what character?

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WEIRDCORE ID PACK

NAMES ⌇ abigail. abyss. achlys. adam. adelaide. adeline. agatha. agnes. albert. alexander. alfred. alice. amelia. angel. annabelle. apparition. arch. archie. arthur. atticus. aud. augustus. babel. babylon. barren. beatrice. benedict. benjamin. blanc. bliss. bubbles. bug. bunny. cain. calvin. cassian. cassius. catherine. cecilia. celeste. charlotte. chimera. clara. clementine. cloudi. cloudy. crow. dahlia. daisy. daphne. darcy. daze. deja. delusion. dorothy. dove. dream. echo. eleanor. elizabeth. emily. enigma. ernest. error. eve. evelyn. exite. eyes. felicity. felix. flaw. flower. gideon. glitch. glitchy. graham. harriet. hattie. haven. haze. hazel. henry. hmone. hollis. hugo. hun. illusion. imogen. inara. ink. iris. itzal. ivy. izhi. jane. juliet. juno. jupiter. kai. kasumi. kasumu. ka’awa. kgodi. kiri. kohu. kora. lilione. link. lucy. lulu. luminal. mabel. margaret. mars. matilda. matrix. mazin. meglena. mercury. miglė. mihika. mirage. misty. mok. mold. moon. moss. moth. muggur. nameless. nebula. neptune. niara. nihari. nihilo. nihira. nirav. nix. nobody. noir. noire. noiresse. noirette. nostalgesse. nostalgette. nothing. nox. ocula. odditie. olive. oliver. olivia. orion. oytuman. penelope. phoebe. pluto. poppy. portal. pujoq. raven. rinan. rinku. rūkas. salem. sanoe. saturn. senka. serene. shroom. shrum. shunya. sierra. sky. smile. socket. sophie. spook. spookie. spooky. spotty. stitch. sugar. sumu. sunny. suong. taktuq. telle. terhi. theodore. thoka. tomanbikä. tooth. tripp. tuban. unknown. usva. vacara. vacio. vega. venus. victoria. vivian. void. vortex. walter. xihir. yogiri. zero. zeta.

PRONOUNS ⌇ ?/?. ?t/?t. [redacted]/[redacted]. abandon/abandon. backroom/backroom. being/being. bizarre/bizarre. blank/blank. blur/blur. clock/clock. cloud/cloud. creature/creature. daze/daze. deja/vu. deranged/deranged. dim/dim. dizzy/dizzie. dream/dream. eerie/eerie. empty/empty. entity/entity. error/error. eye/eye. familiar/familiar. float/float. flower/flower. fog/fog. forget/forget. glitch/glitch. gone/gone. gray/gray. haze/haze. hush/hushe. it/it. ix/ix. jpeg/jpeg. lim/liminal. liminal/liminal. lost/lost. miss/missing. mush/shroom. no/exit. nostal/nostalgia. nostalgia/nostalgia. null/null. o/o. odd/odd. one/one. rem/ember. shush/shushe. space/spacey. stat/static. static/static. strange/strange. stuck/stuck. surreal/surreal. tele/vision. th?y/th?m. that/thatthing. thing/thing. thon/thon. tooth/tooth. tv/tv. un/canny. un/un. uncanny/uncanny. vague/vague. voi/void. void/void. vor/tex. watcher/watcher. weird/weird. where?/where?. x/x. yellow/yellow. zero/zero. ⏺️ . ☁️ . ⚪️ . ⚫️ . ❓ . ❔ . 🌁 . 🌫️ . 🏚️ . 👁️ . 👤 . 💨 . 💭 . 🔇 . 🔲 . 🔳 . 🕳️ . 🗝️ . 😶‍🌫️ . 🚪 .

[buntress]

⁺‧₊˚˖𓍊𓋼 Wҽιɾԃƈσɾҽ ID Pαƈƙ 𓋼𓍊˚₊‧⁺˖

[PT: Weirdcore ID pack]

Req by :: No one

TW: Scopophobia, Unreality, and Uncanny / Liminal Spaces Ahead

⁺‧₊˚˖𓍊𓋼 Nαɱҽʂ 𓋼𓍊˚₊‧⁺˖

[PT: Names]

Abyss // Adam // Angel // Bliss // Bubbles // Bunny // Cain // Celeste // Crow // Dahlia // Dove // Echo // Eve // Felix // Flower // Glitch // Ink // Iris // Juno // Jupiter // Kai // Link // Mars // Mercury // Misty // Mold // Moon // Moss // Moth // Neptune // Nox // Oliver // Orion // Pluto // Poppy // Salem // Saturn // Smile // Stitch // Sugar // Tooth // Tripp // Vega // Venus // Void // Zero // Zeta

⁺‧₊˚˖𓍊𓋼 Pɾσɳσυɳʂ 𓋼𓍊˚₊‧⁺˖

[PT: Pronouns]

Bizarre / Bizarres / Bizarreself || Dream / Dreams / Dreamself || Eye / Eyes / Eyeself || Fog / Fogs / Fogself || Glitch / Glitches / Glitchself || It / Its / Itself || Jpeg / Jpegs / Jpegself || Lim / Liminal / Liminals / Liminalself || Nos / Nostal / Nostalgiaself || Odd / Odds / Oddself || One / Ones / Oneself || Stat / Static / Statics / Staticself || Thon / Thons / Thonself || Un / Canny / Uncanny / Uncannyself || Void / Voids / Voidself || X / Xs / Xself || _ / _s / _self || [REDACTED] / [REDACTED]'s / [REDACTED]self || ? / ?s / ?self || 👁️ / 👁️s / 👁️self || 🌫️ / 🌫️s / 🌫️self || 💭 / 💭s / 💭self || 🕳️ / 🕳️s / 🕳️self || ❔ / ❔s / ❔self ||

⁺‧₊˚˖𓍊𓋼 Tιƚʅҽʂ 𓋼𓍊˚₊‧⁺˖

[PT: Titles]

The Strange One // The Dreamer // It Who Walks In Dreams // One Who Is Lonely // The Glitched Fog // The [REDACTED] // X Who Exists In Fog // That Who Walks Through Strange Meadows // He Who Is One With The Void // The Nostalgic Dream // The Dream Incarnate // One That Travels Liminal Spaces // The Static

Note :: All pronouns can be replaced w/ your preferred pronouns!

⁺‧₊˚˖𓍊𓋼 LαႦҽʅʂ 𓋼𓍊˚₊‧⁺˖

Aibeonic // Alderliminal // Argeolimic // Bizarreaesic // Catkidweirdcoric // Claustroliminic // Distortgender // Distortionlexic // Dreameyegender // Entityshiftic // Erokoric // Eyemortalgender // Fersomnic // Genmotigi // Grimwebgender // Invialiencat // Invicorpse // Invigloweyflodog // Invimutantuck // Kenoweirdcoric // Limfortcreepic // Limianxcietatic // Liminalgender // Liminalhearthic // Liminalspacestalgic // Limibodiment // Limindream // Meatvic // Notgender // Oddcoric // Offhuman // Poolroombodiment // Statisweetic // Surrealic // Unalimfort // Weirdcoragry // Weirdcore Lesbian // Weirdcoreaestellic // Weirdcorecomfic // Weirdcorian // Weirdcoric // Weirdcorstalgic

Note :: The first letter of each term is a link to that term!

[anonimusunnoaniswriting]

This blog is STRICTLY adults only. Do not interact with my posts if you are a minor/below 18 years of age.

If I don't see an age on your blog or some kind of indicator that you are of age, you will be blocked immediately.

This blog is LGBTQ+ friendly. TERFS can rot in hell.

*Titles marked in blue are multi-part works

•. ¸♡ 𝐉𝐉𝐊 ♡¸.•

Longfic:

Little Corner of the World That We Call Home (Nanami x reader) (fluff and smut)

Debaucherie (Sub!Nanami x Domme!Reader)

Someday we will meet again... ...where the waves of the sea meet the clouds in the sky (Nanami x reader) (Angst)

NIGHTFALL Masterlist

Katana and Kanzashi (Yakuza!NanamiKento x Geisha! Reader):

Rabbits and White Camellia

Office Colleague!Geto x Reader

Angel of Small Death

Blurbs:

Nanami: one, two , cherry

Jujutsu Packers and Movers

Sugar Daddy

Toji: one

Sukuna: one, two (heian era)

Yuuji (aged up): one (sfw)

Geto: one

Washing His Hair (fluff)

Gojo: Gojozilla (monsterfucking)

Multi: SatoSuguShoko

Ficlets:

Office colleagues series:

Clumsy Office Intern The Senpais (Nanami, Shoko, Geto, Gojo) (smut)

Clumsy Office Intern The Boss (Sukuna) DUBCON WARNING (smut)

Nanami x PrimPrincess!Reader

Scratches on his back (smut)

Painted Worship (smut)

Cursed!Toji Fushiguro x Curse User!Reader (sorta femdom, smut)

JJK men when their SO has a nightmare (Gojo, Nanami, Geto, Sukuna, Toji (funny and fluffy)

Under the City Lights in the Shade of Your Kiss Nanami Kento x Tall!Reader (smut)

JJK men jealous of your plushie (silly)

The Dishes Can Wait (Nanami x Reader) (smut and fluff)

On the Question of Children (Part 1 and 2) (angst)

Coffee Shop (Kento Nanami)

Aftershock (Higuruma Hiromi x reader) (Smut and angst)

Hidden Inventory (pervy!Gojo x reader) (smut)

Gift of the Magi inspired (Nanami) (fluff, smut)

"You're beautiful" (smut, fluff)

Yakuza!Sukuna: Asshole To The World Sweetheart To His Girl:

Sukuna: Asshole To The World Sweetheart To His Girl

Sukuna: Asshole To The World Sweetheart To His Girl (Alt DEAD DOVE)

Hybrids / Supernatural /Fantasy

Sunday morning (Owner!Gojo x BunnyHybrid!Reader) (smut)

Owner!NanamixKittyHybrid!Reader

Werewolf!Nanami x Reader

Orc!Nanami x Reader (pining and smut and fluff) (monsterfucking)

Merman!Geto x Reader pt 1 (fluff and smut)

Neptune (Merman! Geto x Reader) warning dark content

Orc!Nanami x Injured!Reader

The Need to Feel You (orc!Nanami x Tall!Reader)

.¸♡ 𝐇𝐚𝐢𝐤𝐲𝐮𝐮!! ♡¸.•

Blurbs:Best-friend Bokuto (fluff): one, two

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Longfic:

Longing (Sebastian Michaelis x Ciel's cousin!reader)

MASTERLIST | Good morning my lady (Sebastian Michaelis x Ciel's cousin!reader)

Ficlet/blurb:

What's Blood to a Demon? (Smut)

Headcanons (smut)

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How it looks: Rin Matsuoka, Rei Ryūgazaki, Nagisa Hazuki, Sousuke Yamazaki, Haruka Nanase, Tachibana Makoto

Seijuro Mikoshiba

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Rainy Day (Asra from Arcana -Game)

Obey (Dean x Cas x Reader)

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[leviiackrman]

OCs AS OBSCURE ASSOCIATIONS Pt. 2 + MUSIC MONTUESDAY;

I was tagged by @perpetuagf to answer these questions for a new oc, as well as being tagged by @simonxriley @corvosattano + @marivenah to post songs relating to my wips - so I merged them! Thank you my beloveds🤍

Tagging: @risingsh0t @sstewyhosseini @chuckhansen @roofgeese @unholymilf @florbelles @arklay @captmactavish @shellibisshe @simonxriley @queennymeria @nokstella @mrdekarios @thedeadthree @jacobseed @jackiesarch @heroofpenamstan @dameayliins @jillvalentinesday @shadowglens @fenharel @alexxmason @yurgir @malefiicarum + @baldurians

Chika x Kakashi Playlist || Obscure OC Associations Pt. 1 || Character Page

SONGS:

Sorry - Halsey

Sorry Mom x - Halflives

Big Girls Don’t Cry - Fergie

Lethal Woman - Dove Cameron

thenineteenseventyfive - Push Baby

Fly on the Wall - Miley Cyrus

ANIMAL: squirrels, dogs, pigs

COLORS: cream, black, forest green, sand

MONTH: april

NUMBER: 29, 3, 1

PLANTS: Japanese maple, flowering quince, any medicinal and/or poisonous plants

SMELLS: antiseptic solution, dust, soil

TIME OF DAY: twilight, early morning

GEMSTONE: emerald

SEASON: warm summers

PLACES: densely packed forest, sandstorms, around a campfire

FOOD: bocchan dango, mochi, onigiri, miso soup

DRINKS: black tea, small amounts of sake, milk, water

ELEMENT: earth, air

ASTROLOGICAL SIGNS: taurus

SEASONING: ponzu, katsuobushi, karashi, mild spices

WEATHER: light rain, soft breeze

SKY: clouded skies or half moon skies

MAGICAL POWER: medical nin, summoning, transforming, secret jutsu: poisoned blood

WEAPON: acupuncture needles, poisoned needles, kunai, paper bombs

SOCIAL MEDIA: 100% a Reddit gal. Would stalk the shit outta people and find EVERY piece of info about them lmao

MAKEUP PRODUCT: opaque eyeshadow, eyeliner, intense blush/face paint, dark lipstick

CANDY: dorayaki (red bean pancakes), higashi, castella

METHOD OF LONG DISTANCE TRAVEL: running lmao, summoning jutsu (in difficult situations), expandable cloth to fly/glide like a squirrel

ART STYLE: minimalism, baroque

FEAR: causing comrades/friends deaths, being a leader, failing at what she’s good at/known for (ie saving lives), confined spaces (yknow… being buried alive and all)

MYTHOLOGICAL CREATURE: tailed beasts (muhahahahaha)

PIECE OF STATIONARY: pencil (can do sm but is v fragile), scrolls

THREE EMOJIS: 🐿️🍃🩻

CELESTIAL BODY: Neptune, Pluto, crescent moons

[just-antithings]

(sorry if there's mistakes i have pulled an all-nighter and haven't gotten enough sleep. Also, I'm the guy who once made an ask that ranted about antis in my talking planet fandom)

Bro antis love to just look at posts/fanfics that have the most clear, no-nonsense summary/tags, and then puke when the tags/summary was honest, and claim to be "literally tramuatized i am crying i wanna die!!!"

On Wattpad and AO3 i posted a fic.

And in that fic, the character Neptune humps an Asteroid named Guillermo.

(Neptune is insane and due to his loneliness and delusions he drew faces on asteroids and believed they were real, and named one guillermo for some not-needed context)

On the AO3 ver, i used the tags "Neptune/Guillermo", "male masturbation", "humping", and "sex with an asteroid". Those are pretty clear tags, i think. Therefore, people would ignore the fic because these were some clear tags, and ao3 people know how to curate their fandom experience, right?

Apperently, i was wrong since one guy was like "I haven't finished reading this but i don't wanna finish it but I'm still reading it".

Like, if you don't wanna read it, don't!

And later that guy was like

"I read your fic and i wanna die. Not saying it was bad, it was good, but in a bad way,"

I responded with a really long ranty comment about how insensitive they were, how they were practically saying my work is bad, how using suicidal thoughts as a lighthearted thing for daily use is terrible, and how they could just stop reading it.

(I then felt kinda guilty for that response and deleted the whole thread.)

On the wattpad version, since tags mean nothing, i used the summary to explain the whole fic, being as clear as i could possibly be.

i wrote as the summmary "Neptune jacks himself off with an asteroid by humping. Dead dove, don't eat! Grapefruit." And that is pretty fucking clear, right?

Since the AO3 version had people not curate their fandom experience, perhaps the Wattpad version would be better? Knowing their reputation i doubt it, but there's a chance tha-

Oh, wait, nevermind. I was right at the beginning.

While i was reading another fanfic that wasn't mine, i saw someone comment something along the lines of

"Read it and i wanna cry and die!!! Maybe it's because i just read a disgusting neptune x guillermo sm-t fanfic and that traumatized me :(((( Especially since i know how s-x works"

Like, WHAT???

I tagged and made a very clear summary, and the fanfic wasn't even bad by itself! There was no illegal activity in it at all! It was just a planet deciding to hump an asteroid. I didn't even put much detail. I used the word "southermost points" as a replacement for using cock or pussy(TBH i was just undecided on what i wanted neotunes genitals to look like so i went vague)

and why does that guy think they think my fic is bad because they "know how sex works"??? Bro, bro, bro...

No, you don't, your experience in sex ed was by puritains! If you know so much about sex, then why treat it like a cursed swear nastybadewwgross? What's with the censoring of the word? Sex ain't a swear, almost everyone has done or thought of doing. Your mum and dad did it! Nothing nasty 'bout that!

And how does knowing about sex even- What??? I'm confused about that guy. What was his point? Huh?

And my fanfic did not tramautize you! Fanfiction cannot tramautise ANYTHING! It can disturb people, but that's not trauma! Fanfiction may trigger people, but that can be avoided by clicking away, ignoring the fic, and blocking the user! I made it very clear what that fanfic was about. If you wouldn't like it, why read it? Huh?

(Also, i saw that guy comment something "It's worse when you yourself drew worse... As an artist, it's scary..." And i feel kinda bad for them. Why would people be ashamed of their own art? Why would people shame others but indulge in the same stuff? Why must things be a GUILTY-pleasure? Why could you not just be happy for yourself and your art?)

I am not holding these people hostage, i am not chaining them, and shoving my fanfiction in their face shouting "Read it!" I am just a guy who writes fetish smut.

It is not hard to ignore something and block someone. You are only chained by your consious. You are not chained by me.

Anyways, these people could see a building with big letters "Gun shop!", tons of big and small drawings of guns, the word "gun shop" written in every dead and alive language on earth, go inside anyways, and complain about the guns and how they expected candy.

Is it so hard for antis to just curate their internet experience and mind their own beeswax?

[latenightswithdoom]

Characters

(Organized Alphabetically for ease of use. If a character does not appear they either A. Haven’t been added yet and you can send an ask if they will be added as an accepted character, or B. Are not an accepted character.)

Avatar: Aang, Asami, Azula, Katara, Korra, Sokka, Mei, Tonraq, Toph, Zuko

Ben Ten: Ben, Gwen, Kevin

Beastars: Haru, Jack, Juno, Legoshi, Louis

DC: Barbra Gordon, Barry Allen, Beast Boy, Blackfire, Bruce Wayne, Cassandra Cain, Clark Kent, Clara Kent, Cyborg, Damian Wayne, Diana Prince, Dick Grayson, Hal Jordan, Harleen Quinzel, Harvey Dent, Jessica Cruz, Johnathan Kent, John Stewart, Lady Shiva, Pamala Isley, Power Girl, Raven, Selena Kyle, Sierra Hall, Starfire, Stephane Brown, Talia Al Ghul, Tim Drake, Wally West

Disney: Anna, Ariel, Aurora, Belle, Cinderella, Elsa, Gaston, Honeymarren, Jasmine, Moana, Mulan, Pocahontas, Rapunzel, Tiana

Edgerunners: David, Lucy, Rebbeca

Gravity Falls: Dipper, Mabel, Pacifica, Wendy

Helltaker: Asmodeus, Azazel, Beelzebub, Helltaker, Judgement, Justice, Loremaster, Lucifer

Helluva/Hazbin: Adam, Angel Dust, Asmodeus, Beelzebub, Blitzø, Charlie, Chaz, Husker, Lilith, Loona, Lucifer, Lute, Mille, Moxxie, Octavia, Stella, Striker, Vaggie, Velvette, Verosika, Vortex, Vox

Incredibles: Bob, Dash, Helen, Tony, Violet

Invincible: Amber, Anissa, Debbie, Eve, Immortal, Kate, Mark, Nolan, Rex

Kim Possible: Ann, Bonnie, Jim, Kim, Monique, Ron, Tim

Legend of Zelda: Ganon, Link, Zelda

Mario: Bowser, Daisy, Peach, Rosalina

Marvel: Ben Grimm, Bruce Banner, Clint Barton, Drax, Felica Hardy, Gamora, Gwen Stacy, Harry Osborn, Jean Grey, Jennifer Walters, Jessica Drew, Johnny Storm, Jubilee, Logan, Mary Jane Watson, Miguel O’Hara, Miles Morales, Mystique, Natasha Romanov, Nebula, Peni Parker, Pepper Potts, Peter Parker, Peter Quill, Reed Richards, Rio Morales, Scott Summers, Steve Rogers, Susan Storm, Thor, Tony Stark

Miraculous: Alya, Adrien, Chloe, Marionette

Miss Kobyashi’s Dragon Maid: Elma, Kobyashi, Lucoa, Tohru

Murder Drones: J, N, Tessa, Uzi, V

Overwatch: Ana, Ashe, Brigette, Cassidy, Doomfist, DVA, Echo, Emily, Hanzo, Genji, Kiriko, Mei, Mercy, Moira, Pharah, Ramattra, Reaper, Reinhardt, Roadhog, Solder 76, Tracer, Widowmaker, Zarya

Owl House: Amity, Camila, Eda, Edric, Emira Hunter, Luz, Willow, Vee

RWBY: Adam, Alyx, Blake, Bleiss, Cardin, Ciel, Cinder, Coco, Dove, Emerald, Flynt, Fox, Ghira, Glynda, Goth Nora, Hazel, Ilia, Ivori, Jacques, Jaune, Jessica, Junior, Kali, Kobalt, Leo, Lewis, Lil Miss Malachite, May Marigold, May Zedong, Mercury, Neo, Neon, Neptune, Nolan, Nora, Oscar, Ozpin, Penny, Port, Pyrrha, Qrow, Raven, Ren, Roman, Roy, Ruby, Russel, Sage, Salem, Saphron, Scarlet, Summer, Sun, Tai, Theodore, Velvet, Weiss, Whitley, Willow, Winter, Yang, Yatsu

Scooby-Doo: Daphne, Fred, Scooby, Velma

She-Ra: Adora, Catra, Glitter

Sonic: Amy, Knuckles, Rouge, Shadow, Sonic, Tails

Spy x Family: Lloyd, Yor

Star Wars: Ahsoka, Anakin Skywalker, Asaji Ventress, Ben Solo, Bo-Katan, Cal Kestis, Han Solo, Leia Organa, Luke Skywalker, Obi Wan Kenobi, Padame Amadala, Sabine Wren, Shami Skywalker

TCOAAL: Andrew Graves, Ashley Graves, Julia, Renee Graves

Zootopia: Bellweather, Bogo, Bonnie, Fennec, Judy, Lionheart, Nick

[idontknowwhattocallthisanymore]

Sage: What do we say when we feel like this?

Sun: F in the chat boys

Scarlet: Add to cart

Sky: My illness may be chronic but my tits are iconic

Cardin: RIP

Dove: More espresso less depresso

Neptune: That’s show biz baby

Russel: It be like that sometimes

Sage:

Sage: No

[fukounaboy]

Kayden Kai Amia Angel Duckie Sal Sy Ant James Sophie Charles Ford Wade Bella Rogue Cassie Hannah Erik Dirt Sal Carnage Catalyst Skulk Hush Vine Moss Puddle Cove Fern Panda Admin Program Observer Fero Randy Pool Monty Sovereign Amonaly Levi Josh John Kenny Luna Lunair Spider Pyro Nuke Ronan Aurora Kazoo Vesper Apostolis Atlas Vayu Icarus Phoenix Voxxine Inferno Ghost Adrasteia Diwata Swan Celestina Atreus Light Nicholas Kumaz Vivian Zack Rin Ray Dove Feather Maxwell Solar Alex Mason Benadryl Elisa Ezio Ignis Ivy Lyxan Lucas Sal Tank Chalk Mako Sharkbite Xember String Cheese Breen Styrofoam Koncrete Concrete Marker Salad Bleebo Flumble Scarf Knife Hologram Maggot Ribs Illusion Cringe Soap Fridge Toast Cigarette Sockit Milk Duck Trinket Oddity Rascal Tragedy Bean Glitch Bottlecap Bugs Lemon Sprout Pigeon Pitch Tuesday Soup Skittles Squeaker Mittens Cedar Yoyo Kazoo Ezra Sodapop Dotcom Lust Prey Disc Sacrifice Censor Crisp Basil Fishy Ivea Sprinkles Selfishness Ealsile Elsarine Sharkie Silly Mutt Forgotten Hollow Twix Ram Bear Bee Jamba Aikshal Asphodel Azriel Delirium Stair Zip Ducky Faun Kiwi Swan Tsunami Vortex Socks Aspect Jasper Celain Eden Velki KitKat Bookworm Lite Forrest Enigma Pod Ronnie Theo Wiggly Firecracker Semicolon Glaze Bonz Scarlett Cloud Dagur Azalea Theseus Anth Perla December Krow Acrobat Dash Hero Kael Qwerty X Nemesis Critter Bullet Crayon Yogurt Melon Microbe Bats Stone Rye Casket Wilt Roan Puddle Hunter Clown Voss Prince Mallard Egg Tawny Eggplant Doe Knife Tony King Fizzy Fluff Amdromeda Sait Serotonin Splatter Scrap Cannon Razor Paw Silly Ant Mist Twig Conan Nuke 01 Solitaire Patience Torrent Quake Puppy Jester Bloodmoon Pluto Leviathan Void Spirit Oats Blaze Astro Harbor Lexi Lizzie Quill Sunny Harper Enox Branch Breeze Chrlorine Cyanide Flippy Dreamer Dazy Limbo Scooter Starlight Void Saturn Neptune Honey Zodia Vigilantis Dell Zody Zeta Teddy Steven Alastair Eddie Max Pezzy Entity Fenrir Forest Kalvin Blaz 

here you go :3

HOLY NAMES.

I thought there'd be like. 20 or something WOAGH.

ALSO I SEE ONE OF MY OLD NAMES ON THERE WHAGH.

Also also some of these names are so silly i love them all sm. I'm gonna look through all them soon... :3

[davidellisartworkstuff]

Another redraw, this time my OC - does it count as an OC if it’s a canonical RWBY character? I suppose it’s an AU RWBY character - The villainous Deacon from the Arkos centred Fanfiction “Eclipse.”

On the right was drawn in 2016, middle in 2017 and on the left was today.

Please reblog if you can, OC’s are a tough sell online because... well nobody gives a shit because it’s not a canon character. Feedback helps me grow, so thank you all so much. 

[lifesafairytale]

❀MASTERLIST❀

Key: ✿ = Romantic | ☆ = Platonic | ღ = Smut | ❀ = Angst | ♡ = Headcanons | ❥ = Scenario/Reaction | ◎ = WIP

Team RWBY

Reader is cold but is a sweetheart with them✿♡

Reader has a Nervous Breakdown✿❥◎

Touch Starved!Reader✿♡◎

Drunk!Reader Calling Them✿♡◎

Having A Crush on the Same Person✿♡◎

Coming Back After Two Years✿♡◎

Stoic!Reader Crying✿♡◎

Accidentally Walking in on Reader Changing/Getting Out of the Shower✿♡◎

D (Fluff Alphabet)✿◎

Ruby Rose

Ticklish!Reader ✿♡

Reader has Amnesia✿❥◎

Being Her Sibling (Middle Child)☆♡◎

Weiss Schnee

Insulting/Slapping Jacques Schnee ✿❥

English Tea (Tea Prompts) ✿

Friends with a Rival Family's Child☆♡◎

Arranged Marriage with Reader✿♡◎

Blake Belladonna

Blake as an Older Sister ☆♡

Reader with a Mimicry Semblance ✿❥

Reader Owns a Cat✿❥◎

Yang Xiao Long

Working Out✿♡

Reader has Amnesia✿❥◎

Being Her Sibling (Middle Child)☆♡◎

Falling for Blake's Sibling✿♡◎

English Tea (Prompts) ✿

Pomegranate Tea and Earl Grey Tea (Prompts)✿◎

Coffee (Prompts)✿◎

A,F, P, W, X (Valentine Event)✿◎

Team JNPR

Jaune Arc

Nora Valkyrie

Ticklish!Reader ✿♡

Reader with a Napoleon Complex ✿♡

Accidentally Walking in on Reader Changing/Getting Out of the Shower✿♡◎

Pyrrha Nikos

Working Out✿♡◎

Accidentally Walking in on Reader Changing/Getting Out of the Shower✿♡◎

Lemon Tea and Earl Grey Tea (Prompts)✿◎

Lie Ren

Reader with a Napoleon Complex ✿♡

Helping Reader with Chronic Pain✿♡◎

Team CFVY

Coco Adel

Fox Alistair

Velvet Scarlatina

Reader Owns a Rabbit✿❥◎

J,K,V,W (Fluff Alphabet)✿◎

Yatsuhashi Daichi

Team CRDL

Cardin Winchester

Russel Thrush

Dove Bronzewing

Sophisticated but Sarcastic!Reader✿♡◎

Sky Lark

Team SSSN

Sun Wukong

Working Out✿♡◎

Scarlett David

Sage Ayana

Neptune Vasilias

Teaching Him How to Dance✿❥◎

Team FNKI

Flint Coal

Neon Katt

Kobalt

Ivory

Team ABRN

Arslan Altan

Bolin Hori

Reese Chloris

Nadir Shiko 

Team BRNZ

Brawnz Ni

Roy Stallion

Nolan Porfirio

May Zedong 

Team NDGO

Nebula Violette

Dew Gayl

Gwen Darcy

Octavia Ember 

Team STRQ

Summer Rose

Taiyang Xiao Long

Raven Branwen

Qrow Branwen

Secretive!Reader✿❥❀◎

Milk Tea and Rosehip Tea (Prompts)✿◎

Ace Operatives

Clover Ebi

Elm Ederne

Vine Zeki

Harriet Bree

Marrow Amin

Happy Huntresses

Robyn Hill

Fiona Thyme

Joanna Greenleaf

May Marigold

Salem's Faction

Salem

Cinder Fall

Reader with a Mimicry Semblance ✿❥

Arthur Watts

Reader with a Mimicry Semblance ✿❥

English Breakfast Tea (Prompts)✿

Earl Grey Tea and Rooibos Tea (Prompts)✿

Sophisticated but Sarcastic!Reader✿♡◎

Hazel Rainart

Tyrian Callows

Schnee Household

Willow Schnee

A,E,F,J,N (Valentine Event)✿◎

Winter Schnee

Insulting/Slapping Jacques Schnee ✿❥

Reader Being Flustered✿❥◎

Meeting Again at the Vytal Festival✿♡◎

Whitley Schnee

Insulting/Slapping Jacques Schnee ✿❥

Klein Sieben

Menagerie/White Fang

Ghira Belladonna

Kali Belladonna

Sienna Khan

Reader Being Flustered✿❥◎

Corsac Albain

Fennec Albain

Ilia Amitola

Yuma

Trifa

Adam Taurus

Xiong Family

Hei 'Junior' Xiong

Melanie Malachite

Miltia Malachite

Headmasters/School Staff

Ozpin/Ozma

Reader Being Flustered✿❥◎

Secretive!Reader✿❥❀◎

Glynda Goodwitch

Secretive!Reader✿❥❀◎

Sophisticated but Sarcastic!Reader✿♡◎

Dr. Bartholomew Oobleck

Peter Port

Leonardo Lionheart

James Ironwood

Secretive!Reader✿❥❀◎

Reader Being Flustered✿❥◎

Theodore

Miscellaneous

Roman Torchwick

Neo

Ciel Soleil

Penny Polendina

Sophisticated but Sarcastic!Reader✿♡◎

Pietro Polendina

Maria Calavera

Oscar Pine

Emerald Sustrai

Mercury Black

Forest

Vernal

Amber

[kon-igi]

FUCK THE VYOLENZA

‘Sei utile come Pete’ era un modo di dire che usavamo durante gli antichi tempi della nostra giovinezza, per indicare una persona che, come il quarto drugo di Arancia Meccanica, faceva solo numero e non agiva mai quando ce n’era bisogno.

Se non avete presente il quarto drugo di cui sto parlando, fatevi una maratona di 136 minuti della suddetta pellicola e poi riparliamo della sua magica capacità di scomparire dalle riprese pur continuando a esserci.

Ma il problema, per ciò che mi riguarda, è proprio la maratona.

Sebbene il film fosse un nostro cult da VHS guardato fino al consumo e da giovani ci esaltassimo parecchio a imitarne le scene madri (niente emulazioni ultra-violente, solo molte citazioni... anche se una volta durante una rissa ho dato un calcio a un tizio che si era chinato a raccogliere un boccale da lanciare  cantando ‘I’M SINGING IN THE RAIN’) è stato al terzo anno di liceo di Figlia N.1, durante un compito a casa su Kubrick che comprendeva la visione del suddetto film, che mi sono accorto di una cosa...

Avevo la nausea e nemmeno un briciolo di quella vecchia esaltazione.

Badate bene che io mi sono fatto in pieno gli anni ‘80 dalla parte sbagliata del MOIGE (se non sapete cosa sia fortunelli voi), un periodo dove c’era molta confusione su cosa fosse adatto o meno per un bambino e nonostante i miei genitori fossero molto attenti a non sovraespormi alla violenza televisiva - un giorno ci farò un post sulle mie tribolazioni da deprivazione sociale - fondamentalmente vigeva questa italica regola televisiva censoria: se c’erano donne nude si tagliava la scena prima del pelo pubico (creando così un esercito di futuri psicopatici del coito mentale interrotto) ma per ciò che riguardava la violenza asessuata nema problema, soprattutto se era un cartone animato, perché tanto i cartoni animati è scontato che siano per bambini (Go Nagai e Tetsuo Hara sorridono).

(ho trovato solo gif degli OVA ma ci siamo capiti)

Quella nausea per Arancia Meccanica era una sensazione nuova perché, vedete, il mio stupore di fronte alla reazione disgustata di mia figlia diciassettene era come se avesse abbattuto una sorta di schermatura anempatica che mi distanziava dalla rappresentazione sullo schermo della sofferenza.

Improvvisamente non era più ‘solo’ un film (tanta tenerezza al genitore che dice al bambino ‘quello non è un mostro... è solo una maschera’) ma la simulazione di una sofferenza reale.

Ora, a me non interessa discutere quando, quanto e come un individuo possa essere esposto a tali rappresentazioni di sesso&violenza™ o chi debba vigilare su chi, però devo dire che è simpatico come nel 1998, dopo una maratona di sette ore a Carmageddon, per qualche secondo ho avuto la tentazione di sterzare sul marciapiede pieno di pedoni e vedere quanti punti avrei fatto.

Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?

Mi fanno sorridere le puntuali interrogazioni parlamentari sul Maestro Muten pedofilo o sul criptolesbismo di Sailor Neptune x Uranus e quindi continuerò a stupirmi di quello che sentivo poco e nulla prima e di ciò che imparerò a sentire andando avanti, lasciando i Guardiani della Moralità a distrarsi su puttanate colossali mentre i bambini guardano e assorbono le loro contraddizioni di adulti.

[darksaiyangoku]

RWBY: Colours of Justice Members (Final)

Ruby- Crescent Rose (Superman)

Blake- Dark Shroud (Batman)

Jaune- Paladin (Wonder Woman)

Nora- Stormflash (The Flash)

Ren- Jade Arrow (Green Arrow/Arsenal)

Neptune- Hydroman (Aquaman)

Sage-Green Lantern

Penny- Cyborg

Yang- Ember (Starfire)

Emerald- Gemstone (Raven)

Pyrrha- Wonder Girl (Donna Troy)

Scarlet- Hawk

Nolan- Dove

Sun- Golden Monkey (Catwoman)

Star- Changeling (Beast Boy)

Fox- Nighthound (Nightwing)

May- Red Hood

Velvet- Oracle

Whitley- Swallow (Robin)

Winter- Huntress (Helena Bertinelli)

Weiss- Snow Canary (Black Canary)

Main ships:

Rosegarden

Knightshade

Sunflowyr

Renora

BlackSun

Nolan x Scarlet