#douchenuggets

[burned-lariat]

I’m just glad they didn’t actually kill Nik off. For one, that would’ve been the lamest way for a legacy character to die 🙄. Two, Spencer doesn’t need another blow like that., I can only imagine how he would react. The dude has gone through a crazy amount of heartache and guilt, the last thing he needs to hear is his father is dead. Three, call me selfish but I didn’t want yet another trauma/event to delay the progression of Spencer and Trina. We’ve waited long enough, time to get this party started

Everything you said and more, Anon.

[barclaygoodrow]

Brb gonna fistfight myself

[theman-thememe]

i enjoyed today's pod where ian "refuted any gay accusations" with a powerpoint presentation about flexibility. It was very educational tbh

[hotpinkstaples]

kon always did have a type……. pretty assholes,,, a douchenugget babe, even

[airi-p4]

Who the fuck said that. Fuck that mother fucker that asshole can suck my dick your art is beautiful and that douchenugget can drag their jealous ass back home

Maybe if they took that stick out of their asshole they'd be able to see how great your art is 😤

😂😂😂

Thank you for the laugh, anon.

Hate anon only encouraged me to draw more, tbh. Plus, seeing people angry on my behalf flatters me and makes me wanna work even harder 😋

(I'm not a person who swears -and I'm not even sure what's considered swearing in English- but I don't mind it this time. NOT AT ALL. You made me laugh for real (and happy). THANK YOU 😂)

[comingtothelavendercomic]

I don’t know if I’ll be able to fit this into my webcomic Coming To The Lavender, but I like the idea of Hillevi and Douchenugget getting into a brutal, bloody fight together.

Hillevi would immediately heal from any damage Douchenugget inflicts, but he’d get beaten to a pulp. She might even bite his face off. It would be very tempting.

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[scientia-rex]

Buddy I announced loudly to the world like AGES ago that I “have autism” if you consider autism a clinically meaningful category, which I don’t. One of these days I’m going to write a very long essay about it and either send it to KevinMD to be ignored or post it here for douchenuggets to react badly to.

Sometimes people tell me I'm a good person. I'm not a good person by nature, or by default. I'm a good person because I've decided that it's important to me to act like one, on a daily basis, forever.

My actual nature is that I want power. I want power and I want my life to be easy and I want other people to be forced to be nice to me even if they hate me. I want other people to have to suck up to me, I want to watch people who I know hate me suffer through the indignity of having to suck up to me. I want to hurt people who hurt me. I want all of these things in the same exact deeply recognizable way that a gorilla or a chimpanzee does. I watch those documentaries and I recognize myself, intimately. The fact that I can behave like a good person in spite of that has taken me a long time and a lot of effort to achieve.

What you feel isn't as important for your "goodness" as what you do. And you get good at what you practice. So practice your skills at being polite, pleasant, kind. Practice gently interrupting negative behaviors--whether that's someone's negative behaviors directed towards themselves, or directed towards someone else. The idea that we have to be inherently without sin is such Christian garbage. It's psychological gibberish. We want things! We want everything! That is normal and human and the key is not acting on every bad feeling you have.

I have taken my insatiable desire for power and to manipulate people and I have used it for good. I have learned how to manipulate people into coming to the doctor and taking their blood pressure medication and being honest about their recreational substance use. I have taken my psychology education and I have used it to craft a persona that makes people feel at ease. I go home at the end of the day exhausted, because maintaining a persona for ten hours straight is exhausting, but I do it happy, because I manipulated the people I work with into feeling better and having brighter days. I manipulated my patients into feeling good about their achievements and recognizing where we need to do things differently.

The hard part is that when the mask slips, people find it not just off-putting but deeply upsetting. When I explain things like "I have thought very carefully about how I would conduct a career in domestic terrorism because I would genuinely like to bomb the headquarters of most American insurance companies, but I don't see a way to do it without getting caught and either killed or spending the rest of my life in prison, and at the moment I consider that an unacceptable outcome," people go from "ha ha! my wacky colleague" to "Jesus Christ, I didn't realize there was something actually wrong with you."

Anyway, don't make your kids read the extended works on Machiavelli at twelve, my dad thought he was helping me but all he accomplished was making me sad I'll never be a king.

[reneedidwhat]

Boomers be like:

“Back in my day, we didn’t have school cancelled for snow. We were expected to walk ourselves to school by ourselves, in the blizzard, uphill both ways, and I remember if I got there even 15 seconds late, the principal himself would call the entire school to an assembly in the gym and every single student and teacher would get a turn to beat me with a yardstick (get it? Because murica before metric) and fifty belts as punishment for being late and I turned out okay even though I spend all my time being an assholicious knuckle brain and taking my trauma out on service workers who weren’t even born yet when it happened and arguing with strangers on the internet about issues I know nothing about and being an overall douchenugget at thanksgiving”

Sir, this is the customer service line for Wells Fargo. I can go ahead and send you a replacement card, but if you wish to complain some more, I’m gonna have to transfer you to a mental health crisis hotline

[awesomlyautistic]

I swear if my brother and his friend waste one more piece of my food I'm kicking them out on their rears... 😒

[burned-lariat]

See, THIS is how Terry should behave as a friend to Liz. Standing by her and giving her what she needs, not promoting F*nn the stalker.

[corruptedmuse]

What a douchenugget.

Went ahead and submitted a copyright claim on it, hopefully if enough artists do this, this seller gets banned.

Thanks @exandrian-moonlight for putting this list together and doing all the research to track all the people ripped off!

!ATTENTION FELLOW CRITICAL ROLE FANS!

This person is selling tons of stolen artworks on their Redbubble, including my Mollymauk piece which was featured in one of the Critical Role episodes.

I singhandedly had to file DMCA takedown requests for 83!!!! OF THE LISTING FEATURING THE SINGLE ONE OF MY ARTWORKS

Please, spread awareness among fellow artists, tag the ones who's art you recognized! Let's bury this acc under a huge pile of DMCA takedown requests!

[roseband]

i guess fnc is doing the same ‘let the fans forget what is happening’ crap they did with yonghwa when he wasn’t indicted in the college crap he pulled cause jonghyun just got promoted in the military to corporal today so i’m assuming their investigation into him is done

[hotpinkstaples]

in the core interactions these two have pre-2002, it’s when bart’s running around metropolis and now, when clark’s enlisting bart into his surveillance network. BOTH times, clark’s going through a mental breakdown. first time, he’s hoeing around with lori and blaming impulse for enabling him? and now he’s crumbling under the pressure of a changing world, and unwittingly creating an authoritarian environment. it’s fascinating bc bart? he knows when someone’s going Through It, and he gets it, in a single interaction, that there is something DEEPLY wrong with supes and tbh he’s quite frankly terrifying. versus when bart was in metropolis and clark was being his mentally ill douchenugget self, he was at least mormal in his approach, which is why bart WASN’T afraid of him. but now? there’s something about superman, and it’s so fucked up that bart has to roll up on kon, even tho he and kon mean nothing to each other (yet)

[burketm]

┊ ┊ ┊ ┊ ☠ . *. ⋆ DOUCHENUGGET. the insult managed to pull a snort of laughter from the young man. it had been a while since anyone had been able to get him to make that noise. ❝ i wonder if it'll make a difference if i had control of those worries. wouldn't surprise me if more people than i think can RELATE. and sorry for laughing , that was just a bit surprising. ❞

"Heard that social interactions can be tough, especially when ya worry about all that shit. Not that it's shit, just. Fuck. What I mean is everyone messes up talking sometimes. No one should judge you for that. And if they do, they're a douchenugget."

[badigeonneur]

“Y’know, with all of this talk about the Squidbeak Splatoon, there is one thing that surprised me and it’s that there are Octarian agents working with the Splatoon and I’m like why would you do that.”

“Like, you’re aware that the Squidbeak Splatoon is why the situation in Octarian territory isn’t getting better, right.”

“I just want to understand.”

[s4-mask]

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