#dots on walks

[aring-king-king]

[radiance1]

Another link to this post. Meet the parents style.

So, Danny and Jason have been fake dating for a while now, and ended up marrying each other solely for tax benefits. Also, they got cool ass fucking friendship rings that they just couldn't not wear everywhere and being married is convenient so...

Anywho, so Jason has met Danny's parents but Danny hasn't met Jason's parents. Danny knows that he has some ties with the vigilantee scene due to being a Crime Lord-he still doesn't know what to think of his parents connecting the dots immediately when they only met him once while it took him more than that while living with the guy.

He thinks Jason may have been an ex-vigilantee at some point before turning to crime.

Then Danny gets blinded by rich people aura when he finds out that his bestfriend is the long thought dead child of Bruce Wayne. Frankly, he's insulted.

You mean to tell him that his could've been buying ice cream from that high class place all this time!? He shook (literally he grabbed and shook him) that point into Jason, he doesn't care that Jason never told him he was rich but he could've at least bought some high class ice cream once in a while.

Jason who was busy solidifying his power as a crime lord, avoiding his family and making sure not to leak his identity at all: I'm a literal crime lord, and the only thing you care about is me not buying you ice cream?

Danny: YES!!!!

Jason: Dork.

Right anyways, so Jason takes Danny along to meet Bruce and his fam but did say as soon as he started being uncomfortable they're leaving. The batfam is a bit blindsided by Danny, because they thought Jason was bringing his partner but its good to also get a feel for Danny's personality.

Danny and Jason did what's normal for them when Danny starts getting comfortable around the manor full of things that cost waaay more than his rent. Like half-heartedly insulting each other, being snarky, leaning on each other and other such things.

The batfam start thinking that there's more there than they know of. So they start watching a bit closer and ask a few round about questions that fly over Danny and Jason's heads. They just forget they're married often, unless it's regarding taxes.

All of this sends the wrong message when they walk into the same room and, being nosy, one of the batfam comes up to the door and uh. They hear the bed moving quite a lot.

So.

Meanwhile, Jason is trying to wrestle with Danny because this man does not pick a lane. He'll either be the human octopus (who is cold as hell) Jason has ever seen, he'll try to kick him off the bed in his sleep as if Jason personally offended him in some way, or he'll sleep in some wacky position that interrupts Jason's sleep. The last one is tied to the other two, however.

So, Jason has to frequently wrestle this man into a proper position where they both manage to get some sleep and it wouldn't have been so bad if Danny wasn't a goddamn sleep fighter. He would know, he had to nurse a bruised jaw for a few weeks.

Why do they sleep together? Listen, when you're in an apartment with not a lot of money, you gotta cut costs where you can alright?

[yukipri]

For curiosity's sake...

[popponn]

xavier falls asleep easily enough as he is, but whenever he has his head on your lap, your fingers combing through his hair—all he can do is just sigh and give in. closing his eyes, he knows better than to fight the temptation, especially within the comfort of your touch and pleasant weather. though admittedly, he will find any weather pleasant as long there is you, safe and close to his side. as he slowly drifts to sleep, he dully notes with a hum when you praise his hair. he will do his best to make sure he will also praise your features after he is awake. he could think of so many to say—your smile, your voice, your whole being. and maybe, he will also give a kiss on your forehead and lips too—he thinks before finally falling asleep.

zayne loves many parts of you, from the one that often surprises him most to the one that offers him a comforting mundanity. so, when you press your forehead to his and call his eyes beautiful, he knows himself enough to just accept your words in silence with a smile. a burst of adoration and more blossomed warmly, weighing his chest and dizzying his head instantly. he is tongue-tied, certainly, however, he too can't exactly find the words to tell you how much more beautiful yours are to him. or perhaps, he doubts there are any words to describe what he truly feels. though, for now, he will settle with a gentle squeeze from his hands to tell you as he presses back his forehead gently against yours.

rafayel gets flustered pretty easily sometimes. it is both adorable and funny, seeing the way his ears turn red as his usually chatty mouth closes with a pout-like expression. but, even this state he could never take his hands off you. you could keep kissing his face, neck, and chest—right over his beauty mark—while hugging him without a clear rhyme and reason, and like a true lovesick man he will let you. hands resting on your arm, stilled in his brand of rare shyness all while still clinging unto you out of his obvious fondness. of course, even if he does enjoy this, he will come back with a vengeance the moment he gathers himself.

[appropriatelystupid]

[leclerrari]

CHARLES LECLERC in Ferrari Style for L’Officiel Italia N.53 — December 2023 (Photo by Emma Panchot)

[girlkissergideon]

my contribution to briggsbek nation. headcanons included under the cut

headcanons! just a few off the top of my head nothing much 🐊🐻

• briggsy isnt one for petnames, but is huge on nicknames. (Exhibit A : Yorgi).

• Torbek doesnt really do petnames either, but (like the yuletide oneshots) calls briggsy captain. briggsy enjoys this.

• briggsy gets the giggles inside whenever torbek says he did something cool. if nobody was around he'd probably be pumping a fist in the air.

• ACTUALLYYY in my brain they meet for more than just yuletide sorryyyyyyy ik some people think its a cute once a year idea but i like to think they have little outings after making plans on their stupid walkie talkie things or whatever they use i dont remember . rocky talkie or something whatever. just small hangouts they never really do a lot. both of their lives have. Quite a Bit going on so it isnt often they do this but they do. a breather from everything snd everyone else

• Briggsy "Excuse me! He Asked for No Pickles!" Kratch

• torbek lifts briggsy up sometimes. helps him reach things or shows him something cool looking

• theyre both losers. this isnt a headcanon i just wanted to add it.

• Havent met eachothers party yet........ they r nervous. Torbek thinks the mask lady is spooky and Briggsy doesnt like the way "the little alligator fuck" looks at him, so theyve avoided introductions so far.

[cyrusbug]

Cant let my opps know I love her

[insanity-laughs-under-pressure]

As a Fandom we have spent a long time debating whether or not Crowley actually eats. We have completely forgotten that he literally admits it.

So either the food in heaven was so bad he never ate lunch again OR Aziraphale really is that slow and Crowley has already finished desert by the time Aziraphale has ordered a starter.

[gojuo]

two siblings two teenagers forcefully married to each other have children together have discord in their marriage and they just lost their child in what was one of asoiaf's top 5 most horrific events to have ever happened and their actors had to beg the writers for them to have a scene together....

this is what hotd's writing is worth.

[midnightvstheworld]

after this episode the doctor goes back to martha, bill, ryan, yaz, etc etc and says they’re really sorry

[sketchy-tour]

Perhaps the minatour was in the friends we made along the way.

[w1n3bunny]

* u can just like draw whatever u want somtimez this iz crazy

* (i waz trynna also draw phineas with wakko since i already imagine them az friendz cuz of the crossover au i hav but i could not get it to look good :(((( another time i suppoze eheuehehe)

[winds-of-zephyr416]

My dad just asked me where I post all of my art. My guy, no. No, no no no no no. You don't understand.

You do NOT want to see my tumblr man. I don't even draw NSFW I just don't wanna explain what angbang is to my very christian 49 year old father 😭😭😭

[segretecose]

people who date taylor swift or others like her at this stage are so brave it's not even about the songs it's just the ticking clock before you get Commercialized that would make me run for the hills

[jaybirdscoffee]

for y’all out there in QPRs, do you just ever become so suddenly overwhelmed with how much you love your partner-