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the dorms as fish in my coloring book. It goes Heartslabyul-Savanaclaw
Octavinelle-Scarabia
Pomefiore-Ignihyde
Diasomnia-Ramshackle
#twisted wonderland#dorms as fish#heartslabyul#savanaclaw#octavinelle#scarabia#pomefiore#ignihyde#diasomnia#ramshackle#each color represents a person#except the green for pomefiore#that was just to fill it in
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florid and (arguably) azujade are feasting this chapter update. congrats us
Honestly Anon, you're so right.
Chapter 7 is so interesting for Octavinelle - largely because we do get to see so much of how they think of each other and themselves, and we get to see so much of their relationship with each other. Honestly the shippers are thriving, but so are so many Jade and Floyd fans.
CW: Spoilers, Twisted Wonderland Character Shipping and mentions of Neurodivergence under the cut in case that isn't your cup of tea. It's very long and examines Floyd and Riddle's and Jade and Azul's dynamics throughout TWST and is sort of Character Analysis as well. Special note that there are Visual spoilers under the cut that will spoil some of the jokes from this chapter, so proceed with caution.
First, Floyd, who we see is outright distraught when everything goes right. Honestly at this point it makes me, as an ADHD person, struggle to not view Floyd as also having ADHD. I tend to not actually assign the characters neurodivergence or diagnose them, but honestly his characteristics really point to him being understimulated and just generally miserable because he's not doing anything and that's boring him. I have heard this from so many other folks with ADHD and have experienced it myself. I think, truth be told, that Floyd is a really good picture of a young person with ADHD. Especially as someone who was just properly diagnosed later in life - I would get these random, massive intense moods and would never be able to explain them until I began to suspect I had ADHD. If we consider Floyd's general characterization - he hates to be 'bored', he hates to force himself to do things that he doesn't want to do, he had random, intense moods, randomly struggling with some academics while really excelling in the things that interest him, comparing himself to other people and not understanding why he's different ... like, yeah, as a person with ADHD I relate to him so much. It's so interesting to me because Japan in general has a lot of medical bias against diagnosing and managing neurodiversity, so I think generally speaking, he's honestly a really well written example of someone who is struggling. I think his portrayal is probably so important for young people who play the game because it makes them feel normal and accepted, and I can't deny that.
And then Floyd and Riddle... these two are so funny. Like, if you had to ask me any character that shows having a crush on someone else canonically, I would probably point to Floyd and how he acts with Riddle. Considering that they're teenagers and we know neither he nor Riddle have any experience dating (none of the characters except Ace really do), I think it's really charming because like... are they annoying the fuck out of each other? Yeah, and I think that's pretty realistic for people who are 17 who have crushes on each other. Of course, I don't want to say I support people annoying or antagonizing their partners, but they are young people who are still learning how life works. I realize that teasing =/= having a crush on someone, but like...
In the recent stitch event they had this dialogue
Riddle gets so genuinely happy when Floyd praises him. Even Jack takes note of it. And then in Floyd's Labwear...
This interaction is so telling of the sort of relationship that they have with one another - first Floyd interprets their interactions as playing. Second, Riddle takes note that Floyd is in a bad mood which means that Riddle pays enough attention to him to notice when he's having a bad day. And then you have Jade over there just like 👀. It's so goofy but it's kind of wholesome also because it shows that in spite of everything, Riddle still shows concern for Floyd and Jade is a nosy sibling.
I don't know how many people have actually read the comic anthology, but there's a side story with Floyd and Riddle where Riddle is trying to study how to control himself better following his OB and Floyd, of course, comes to bother him and notices him reading advanced books and that ends in this interaction.
Like, is Floyd being a shit? Yes, of course, but he also doesn't take it back when he says that he thinks that it's admirable that Riddle works hard.
They really are the duality. Please enjoy this too-high effort shitpost I made.
And then add the fact that in the most recent story chapters the thing that gets Floyd to wake up is Silver and Jamil reminding him of the entrance ceremony where Riddle threw him through the air, and Floyd essentially being like "Yeah goldfishie is fun that was fun" and that being what snaps him out of it? Like these two are fated to irritate the hell out of each other by the story itself.
Also I think it's such a funny cute touch that the reason Floyd even started irritating Riddle is because Riddle couldn't control his temper and flung him. Floyd was just being curious, and while, yeah he probably should have asked before he touched Riddle's hair because he was curious if it would feel hot, Riddle immediately rose to meet his energy, and generally speaking we know that Floyd is a physically motivated person. He likes to fight, and he likes to test his strength. No one else caused a scene at the Sophomore orientation except Riddle. You know, the character that is almost entirely focused on not breaking rules? Riddle painted a massive target on his own back with his temper. And honestly, what I think does make it work is that even though Floyd teases Riddle literally all the time, he does respect Riddle. Riddle is interesting to him because he's strong and reacts when Floyd irritates him. As I said before, on Floyd's end at least, the antagonism is playful, and considering Floyd's relationship with Jade and Azul it's easy to see why. It's how he was raised to view affection from friends and peers.
Now, how about Riddle's side of things? Well, while we don't get a ton of canon crumbs from Riddle, there's at least a few things that we do get. We know that Riddle sort of resents that Floyd teases him, but he has been told multiple times by other people that Floyd is just trying to get a rise out of him. And yet, every time Floyd compliments Riddle and then immediately starts teasing him, Riddle falls for it. On some level, I'm sure it's because Riddle likes the attention just as much as Floyd, even if for a different reason. Riddle gets put down a lot - from his dorm and from his own mother. But even if Floyd teases him, Floyd also gasses him up because, like I said, Floyd genuinely thinks highly of Riddle. Riddle gets complimented and he gets smug about it because he thinks highly of himself, and it probably feels good to have that recognized.
Compare Riddle's interactions with Floyd to the ones he has with Jade, for example.
From the Spectral Soiree event.
There are a couple reasons why I feel like this is important to note. First, Riddle recognizes that Jade is making fun of him immediately. Riddle also misses Jade's sarcasm. Riddle isn't good at reading Jade - he finds Jade unpredictable and malicious, and interprets this as Jade making fun of him. In contrast, you don't see Riddle outright refuse a compliment from Floyd - he knows that Floyd is being upfront about how he feels when he says the things he does, but he doesn't know that about Jade. Riddle is also the butt of the joke here, whereas if we compare it to the similar situation that he went through with Floyd during the Tropical Turbulence event.
Floyd is teasing Riddle, yes, but in this situation he isn't making Riddle the butt of the joke, he's just causing a little bit of chaos. Floyd already has a plan in place, but Riddle the two aren't arguing with each other. It's also important to note that Floyd is one of the few characters outside of his dorm that Riddle really banters with comfortably.
The other thing is that though they compete with and annoy each other, Floyd and Riddle are actually genuinely pretty nice to each other otherwise. They both compliment each other pretty frequently even if they usually pepper in barbs as they do.
Floyd and Riddle are also pretty similar people, too:
At any rate, that's a lot of screenshots to basically say, yes they do make fun of each other and tease each other, but when they do get onto the same page, they work very well together and seem to have a mutual respect for each other even if they criticize each other. They can identify the aspects in each other that they can't identify in themselves and it makes their chemistry interesting because every time they share screentime it seems like they learn from each other.
Anyway, Florid fans eat well literally any time these two share screen time.
And then Jade and Azul... honestly those two cracked me up the entire time.
First you have Jade's dream with his god awful imagination. Jade literally gets the knockoff versions of Azul and Floyd as I said in the first post about it, but I think it's interesting to see how he perceives both of them. I'll be including images this time.
I'll start with Floyd because HOO buddy if I was Floyd and had to endure this shit.
This is an actual crime.
That being said, Floyd is noticeably more childish in Jade's dream than the actual Floyd is in reality, both in his rather immature visage as well as a more child-like way of speaking.
It's worth noting, in Floyd's dream, Floyd doesn't really pay much attention to where Jade is, and he doesn't really pay any attention to where Azul is either. He says "Eh, Jade's probably with Azul on land because the Mostro Lounge was succeeding." Floyd also makes a point of saying that it's a rule between the three of them - they don't have to stick together - if they don't want to do something, then they won't stick together and whoever wants to do it can do it on their own, or if they don't want to involve someone in something, they don't involve them in it. (Ironically, I would argue that this is one of the healthier dynamics for friendship in TWST that we see. All three of them have discussed and come to understand that if they need to separate ways, they will, they don't want to hold each other back from the things they enjoy.)
Jade on the other hand, and whether Floyd likes it or not, seems to view Floyd as a younger brother. We don't get confirmation as to whether or not Jade hatched first or if Floyd hatched first, but regardless of whichever it is, it seems like Jade views Floyd as his younger brother, and seems to have an instinct to coddle him, even if this portrayal of Floyd is deeply unflattering to Floyd and starts a whole fight.
It's also of note: Floyd didn't expect to be in Jade's dream at all. Floyd talks about how he figures that Jade has just dreamed about him in a similar way that Floyd had dreamed of Jade - off doing whatever he wanted to do. That's not true - Floyd is there, with Jade, and engaging in Jade's interests.
In Jade's official EN school uniform home tap he says:
Though some translations tend to interpret this line differently, and essentially instead say that Floyd is clingier than he seems.
The reason I'm pointing this out is because Jade is the only one of the three who's primary dream features all three of them together. This would seem to point toward Jade actually being the one who's clingier, and to being the one who's most attached to both of them. I can't really say for certain, but I almost wonder if Jade has a bit of a fear of abandonment with regard to Azul and Floyd and that's why his ideal dream world is one where they're both so reliant on him.
And then Azul...
Is Giorno Giovanna in the room with us?
Seriously though, I think it's kind of interesting to see how Azul is portrayed in Jade's imagination.
For reference, here's what Azul actually looks like in his mer form in the same pose.
The thing I immediately noticed is Azul's eyes. Sure, the image Jade has of Azul is a JJBA joke, but there's something else I want to point out about them in particular.
Azul's eyes are an entirely different, brighter color. In fact, it's also a different color from Azul's overblot eye color as well.
We know that Jade's limited imagination means he's working on his own impressions of Floyd and Azul and you're telling me that Jade's impression of Azul is that he looks like a character from a manga known for being about handsome, fabulous men and that he has ginormous, bright, shiny blue eyes that look like sapphires? Hello?????? Jade???
I think this is fascinating because had they just drawn Azul as like a normal old JJBA reference but kept his color palette the same, I could see it just being explained as "oh, neat, Jade thinks Azul is handsome when Azul doesn't" but follow me with this: Jade's imagination is painting them in broad strokes the way that Epel's imagination was doing in his dream. These are Jade's impressions of Floyd and Azul.
Floyd tracks - he sees Floyd as a younger brother and someone he inherently wants to take care of, even if it's not realistic. Floyd is a childish younger brother in a cartoonish way. Azul is motivated by money in a cartoonish way. These are the traits that stick out the most about the both of them to Jade.
So when Jade imagines Azul physically what he sees is Azul being handsome AND that he has these shiny bright blue eyes even if his memory gets the shade of blue wrong. Jade....... honey................ I need you to sit down when I tell you this..........
And then after he and Floyd fight, because Jade is too stubborn to wake up because he can't grasp that what he's seeing is wrong, the thing that finally triggers him to realize something is off is this version of dream Azul checking on him after the fight and being relieved he's okay and then saying that he's afraid he would have lost his "かわいい部下".
The thing that triggers Jade to start waking up is Azul calling Jade his cute subordinate (essentially his cute assistant). I am not exaggerating this. That is literally the phrase that triggers Jade. Jade even repeats it.
AND HE FUCKING PANICS
JADE. I AM BEGGING THE SECONDHAND CRINGE THIS MADE ME FEEL.
From there the dream Floyd of course says he's going to cry if Jade left him and like that just seals the deal. And everyone is super impressed because Jade realized it was wrong by himself and woke himself up.
I don't tend to insert my opinions much in my post but there is not a single person on this planet that is not going to make me believe that Jade did not just gay panic himself awake. I feel like most queer people have experienced something just like this. Jade literally wakes himself up because he's like "no, wait, hold on, Azul wouldn't say that, right?" and then Floyd saying he's going to cry sells it. Dream Azul essentially just fucking "baby girl"ed him and Jade was like "no, actually, that's too cringe for me to even dream about".
Then you have Azul's dream. Honestly there aren't a lot of crumbs there for Jade, but I think it's sort of sweet how even if they're sort of forced to, Jade and Floyd don't want to force Azul to do anything. They have a lot of respect for each other's personal boundaries, and they were fully prepared to let Azul stay asleep and allow him to work it out himself if he wanted to wake up. It doesn't end up working out that way, but it's not hard to tell that both the twins and Azul had respect for each other as individuals.
Another neat thing is that Azul is one of the few people who's dreams aren't inherently things he really wants. They're more of "what-if" scenarios. What if Azul was good at sports and ended up being a high school athlete? What if Azul actually got to follow through on burning that picture of his younger self and then opened a Mostro Lounge branch? I think it's interesting that Azul seems to be kept in these dreams because his imagination is vivid, and not because they're an ideal world perse. In a sense they are - but Azul himself admits that he doesn't really want either of them.
Azul gets so much growth shown in this chapter. He ends up wanting to wake up because he wants to live for himself, and not live for what other people think of him or having to rely on them. Azul still wants to succeed, but he wants to succeed for himself and not because he feels a need to one up the people that bullied him, and he wants to be fulfilled in himself. He's actually working on his mental health, I love that for him.
And, one more thing of note, I think it's so fucking cool that at the end of the book, Azul doesn't freak out about other people seeing him in his true form. In fact, he doesn't freak out about seeing himself in his true form when Idia makes a proxy version of him - he's just thinking about how cool it would be to have a second version of himself. I feel like most people have gotten the sense that Azul has a sense of self-loathing regarding his mer-form, but it seems like if he did at some point, he's made peace with it.
Anyway that's an unnecessarily long infodump about my feelings about the character relationships that we've got in the new update. Like obnoxiously long. So, uh... I'll just end the post with Azul's smiling sprite because I just think it's fucking adorable.
#answered;;#Anonymous#florid#jeiazu#twst#twisted wonderland#spoilers#twst spoilers#character analysis;;#Octavinelle is the dormitory where all of the queer folk go#I mean all of the dorms are but these three have a certain je ne sais quoi#In basically every test I've ever taken that sorts you into a dorm I've also ended up in Octavinelle so.... that tracks#welcome to Octavinelle we had good food and gay fish#twst shipping;;
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[vibrating a little too fast] Do You Understand My Vision Yet
#twst#twisted wonderland#cereal tries to draw#cater diamond#jade leech#trey clover#and some other guys but this aint about them#girl i do not even begin to know how to tag this one#trejeikei. treycayjay. caterjadetrey. girl fucking help#i still subscribe to jade having a crush on both of them at the same time and Being Weird About It lol#my fave thing in fanart is w/octavinelle if anyone is drawing shipping art of one of them with someone#the other two being either confused or disgusted or just bullying for fun about it#and then my other favorite is riddle being pissed as hell finding out his beloved card soldier besties are turning to the dark side#fraternizing with the enemy. [kissing a fish boy]#cater and trey both picking octavinelle for their union bday dorm choice is still so funny to me#AND THEN RIDDLE WENT AND PICKED JADE FOR HIS THEORETICAL BROTHER CHOICE LOL god dont even get me started on them#i am also obsessed with jade and riddles dynamic but god. no time for dat now goku.#cater voice hey siri what do u do when a boy holds ur hand and Wont Let Go#i love trey but i feel like i only ever draw him as a tiny head icon w/someone else talking about him fkshfkldshf#i mean ive drawn him in more things sometimes. usually treycay. i just dont post him very much#idk why hes so hard to draw LOL#i passively enjoy treyjade i think i used to look it up more in early twst days#but i ALSO like them both with CATER A LOT and u know me. love to tape characters together. into the polycule soup with you boy.#anyway in that first one cay i think was like 'wow jade kinda never expected u and trey to get together lol no offense -'#and jades like 🤝 well i dont mind sharing 😌#SHARING WHAT- theyre all holding hands now the end :]#riddle voice if u break cater and/or treys hearts it is On Sight jade leech#jade voice teehee well we wouldnt want that ill do my best 😌#riddle is not convinced.#anyway shoutout to ME and the like 1-2 people this might appeal to lol
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Randomized Interactions/Cursed Ship?? (Whichever is funnier) #1: Cloche and Jade
*I ALSO FIND IT FREAKING FUNNY THAT JADE LITERALLY CAME TO MY LOG IN-*
#I’m so sorry if I’m accidentally going into war with any of my mutuals#I promise you i have ZERO eyes on octavinelle#you cannot make me draw the fish men- unless forced to- I will not draw them /j#octavinelle does not exist- I meannn have you SEEN me drawing ANYONE from that dorm? smh#I’m making this a mini series (prolly gonna die soon-) cause I wanna get into drawing other twst boys#oc: cloche🎊#cat scribblez 🌸#twisted wonderland#twst#twst oc#twst ocs#twst jade#jade leech#octavinelle#twst yuu#yuusona#twisted wonderland oc#twisted wonderland art#twisted wonderland fanart#twst art#twst fanart#ツイステ#ツイステッドワンダーランド#ジェイド・リーチ
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I was in a silly mood, so have Roi des Poissons—
#twisted wonderland#twst fanart#vil schoenheit#vil schoenheit fanart#twst vil#rook hunt#twst rook#twst art#rook hunt fanart#pomefiore#I swear the only two dorms I’ll ever draw are Diasomnia and Pomefiore… TvT#✦sous draws✦#Also this was a rendering practice so yeah—#And of course he’s a beta fish! Hehe~
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Me: Listen, I’m okay with not getting peepaw. Any luck I have of getting Stitch and Lilia…double it and push it forward m. Just lemme get the Riddle…and when it’s Floyd and Stitch turn…let me get that. Please.
Gacha Overlords:
Me:
#twisted wonderland#disney twisted wonderland#twst#disney twst#twst memes#twst shitpost#riddle rosehearts#two in the first TRY HELL YEAH#I love peepaw but I have his dorm uniform card and I’m content#I feel all the DIE HARD WOTH AVENGENCE Lilia fans can have this one#I WANT FISH BOY AND HIS ALIEN SON
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Some Fairy Tail x Twisted Wonderland stuff
because I can merge my current media fixations if I want to.
I started thinking about which dorms the Fairy Tail peeps would be in, for the funsies, and then I thought more about it and then it spiraled into me actually drawing it. I have more ideas, too, but I limited it to one each. For now.
Anyway have some of my thoughts, because I have nothing else to do with them. I have more, of course, but here’s a bit:
Erza: Heartslabyl [Housewarden; fae] —very much believes that rules are important, but in a chaotic way —forgets other people don’t think the way she does —easily stuck in her ways —passionate; can be very emotive —very dedicated to ✨ special interest ✨ (swords, armor, etc)
Natsu: Savanaclaw [dragon-fae] —feral gremlin child; can be pugnacious, but also pretty chill —stubborn but not particularly ambitious —doesn’t rely on anybody, necessarily, but also is very group-orientated —protective of friends pack —very emotive but allergic to being openly vulnerable —depending on backstory, has other people trying to dictate his future
Lucy: Octavinelle [human] —doesn’t like not having any control in a situation —pursues personal ambitions / personal happiness —likes ✨ contracts ✨ —not above being sneaky, but keeps her word —collects keys friends etc
Gray: Scarabia [human] —allergic to failure —poor natural teamwork skills (used to doing things alone) —will throw away morality for success’ sake —self-esteem is an unstable pendulum —dabbles in scheming
Juvia: Pomefiore [merfolk] —cares about what other people think of her —will alter herself to fit in, even to her own detriment —very, very tenacious when she gets focused on something —she is beauty, she is grace, she will punch you in the face
Mystogan: Ignihyde [Housewarden; human] —anti-social is his middle name —dedicated to a job he did not want (cleaning up father’s mess, etc.) —really good with items and gadgets —just wants to do his own thing if he ever gets a break —life goals? nonexistent
Freed: Diasomnia [half-human, half-fae] —likes to swear his loyalty to his peers; dedication to group —weird af has a certain decorum he upholds —magic is easier than a normal social life —confident in his abilities but not in how he is perceived —concerned about his sense of belonging
#fairy tail#twisted wonderland#fairy tail x twisted wonderland#crossover au#erza scarlet#natsu dragneel#lucy heartfilia#gray fullbuster#juvia lockser#mystogan#freed justine#this got out of hand but I had fun#yes I have more ideas about who would be in what dorm#and I have all the housewardens picked out#but I wanted to keep this to fairy tail members / major characters#and they were also the first ones I thought of and sketched out#I also had fun messing with the races a bit#trying to vibe check them thusly#giving juvia sharp fish teeth was very self indulgent#it was worth me failing to figure out a pose for her where I could show them off#these all started as quick sketches but then I was compelled to shade#so it's a bit nicer than I intended but eh#I had fun#also I learned that the housewardens design their own outfit#literally while in the middle of this project#so I think erza's would be more customized#rather than the og housewarden design#she would probably have a little armor flair to it#mystogan I did towards the end so I messed with his a bit#he probably has a hood too but I couldn't draw it in and keep the high neck
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I’m so fucking intimated-
It’s book 3 all over again we boutta be homeless again ain’t we Grim oh god oh fuck I don’t wanna go through the fish mafia ptsd again-
#luci plays twst#octotrio#twisted wonderland azul#twst tweels#twst floyd#twst jade#fish mafia#twisted wonderland#ramshackle dorm#twst guest room#octanivelle#twst#jade leech#floyd leech#azul ashengrotto
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Considering the whole thing male hyenas have going on, it makes perfect sense for Reggie to be placed on average!!
I’m feel sorry for Jamil tho 😭 like damn he’s gonna lose that one to Kalim too? But tbh I bet he knows how to use his hands and his average-size dick better than Kalim. It’s a skill thing!!! Kalim looks like he would have trouble finding the clitoris and will probably hurt someone with his dick too.
OOOOO yes yes!!! Jamil is very skilled with his hands. That, and he could just cheat by hypnotizing you into believing his dick is bigger than average if he really wanted an ego boost. >:) he has a very good technique, knows how to use his fingers to curl up against all the right spots, and it is a guarantee he will have you cumming no matter what. There won't be any need to fake an orgasm; Jamil will have you unraveling once, twice, thrice, so many times hehe. <3
Kalim on the other hand..... there isn't much technique, rather he just fucks lol. And he also doesn't realize he has a big dick until you're struggling to take every inch, or the first time the two of you are intimate and you're surprised by how big he is. But I think he also might be just a little aware (though he acts completely oblivious to his size) just to be able to whisper such sweet, soothing things in your ear when he's slotting himself inside, promising you can take it, encouraging you by running his hand along your stomach or hips. I think what he lacks in technique he makes up for with lots of praise and a determined mindset!
#twisted chit chat#jamil hypnotizing you to be his cute mindless cockslut AAAAAAA OTL#please jamil just one chance i'll go to every basketball game to cheer for you#i could have changed him in book four#actually i could have made him worse#throw kalim and the slimy fish out of the dorm and let me stay with you forever king!!!! <3
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I’m always so fascinated by people’s bad roommate stories. I’m not sure I’ll ever live with someone I haven’t vetted extensively beforehand ever again
#every living situation where i’ve been assigned roommates randomly; i always seem to get one person who is an absolute angel#and 1-2 people who are honestly fucked up#i lived in halls 1 year of undergrad and everyone was kind of equally insane. honestly no one stood out as particularly bad#because everyone was just constantly screaming. i dealt with it by going home most weekends and getting noise cancelling headphones#3rd year of undergrad i lived in a suite which.. honestly was basically an apartment. had a living room/kitchenette; a toilet; a shower room#and 4 bedrooms#one of my roommates i’m still friends with to this day but honestly they were and are kind of a ridiculous person#like they were actively dealing drugs most of the year and their boyfriend was around most of the time and they would bone LOUDLY#and that’s the good roommate. so you can imagine the other two#one of the others.. honestly wasn’t a bad roommate; she was helpful and clean and civil#she was loud as hell though. she used to have attacks of insomnia and decide to rearrange her furniture at 3 in the morning#and we shared a wall. she also had an illegal pet rabbit.#our personalities just didn’t mesh well; like it became clear pretty fast that we were going to spend as little time together as possible#third roommate was loud; rude; annoying and gross. she’d be calling people at 7am just to yell down the phone to them about her problems#i was like who is picking up the phone to this bitch. she also picked up on my homosexual vibes in that way that homophobic straight girls#always seem to have; and was convinced i had a crush on her. and she bought a betta fish (allowed according to dorm rules) and then it died#because she didn’t want to take care of it properly. and she refused to do anything for herself#like she was always breaking shit and leaving it because she didn’t want to email or call maintenance. so then i’d have to do it#because it was always something we specifically shared. like a set of shelves she put a fucking 5lb shampoo bottle on. twice.#in grad school it was almost the same thing. one angel roommate who was kind of messy but otherwise fantastic#she rolled the best joints i have ever seen. and i still miss her cat cali#it was the men that were the problem. one was an international student who left after a month and bothered nobody#like to the point i didn’t notice when he moved out because he was so innocuous#the other two though….. so one of them started hooking up with my favourite roommate and immediately became SUPER annoying#the other one stole shit; left lights on all the time; left fridge and cupboard and freezer doors open; tried to guilt trip me#into giving him my weed; played mariah carey at 2am; never bought a single cleaning product or household item for the collective#unless you told him to…… he was even using my toothpaste at one point. like. sir.#oh and he was always dirtying other people’s dishes and cookware and leaving them in the sink for days. and leaving big chunks of food#in the sink. it was fucking gross#personal
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so horny rn phantom dick syndrome in my jeans help
#im in this stupid dorm at this fish facility and i have 1 roommate in this tiny room#she leaves sometimes but i didnt bring a fucking vibe#so i ordered a bullet vibe from rodeoh but who knows when that will get here#rubbing one out with my hand just takes FOREVER#im suffering i havent jacked off in a week
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i think generally no.matter where theyre living they all have seperate Rooms but sleep in a pile in one room anyways. because theyre freaks.
#hogs house has his bed area and rats shed outside snd i think fish claims the loft. put a hammock up there#the boat has enough rooms for each of them to have one but they all just sleep in the main like. captains quarters#rats converted his bit into a workshop and fish uses theirs to make Piles Of Thingies#and then i think when theyre in ovw theyre each given their own dorm but they move all the mattresses into one room together#i have a gag in mind where they blow a few holes in the wall to connect their rooms together#while the ovw people just watch like 😦🫤🧍😥 starting to reconsider recruiting these weirdos#and they eventually hang like a bead curtain over the hole to make it two rooms again so fish can have their private space for when theyre#angy#🐟
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in a weird silly mood where i feel like scrapping all my current ocs and just Restarting everything. hh
#txt#i don't really like the direction my story has gone in either it feels like a mess..... sigh#i'm too tired to think straight tho so don't take me seriously rn#i drove 5 hours to get home today and have to drive 5 hours back to erie tomorrow :')#made the trip bc i needed to set up my fish tank and beetles here at home#would've stayed longer but i work the next 3 days and move in the dorms on saturday so. no time for that
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Jamil is so funny anytime someone mentions octavinelle on purpose. He doesn’t even hide his distaste, he’s just immediately blatantly like 😒ew. why. 😒
#I can’t tell you how many times I’ve rewatched that part of caters union bday story#always had me CRYING laughing#the visual comedy of Jamil politely smiling#then IMMEDIATELY FROWNING the moment caters voiceover says ‘octavinelle’#he’s so fucking funny#why the fuck us he so annoyed about what dorm CATER would pick dndngngnfjdjfnfng#he’s still got azul trauma#silly behavior. there was no need for him to be like that and yet hsjdjfngjggngjtng#number 1 fish hater Jamil viper#I would say riddle but riddle picked Jade for his birthday brother on purpose. so.#that’s the other union bday scene I’ve watched 900 times#the shock from azul. the shame from riddle immediately. dhdhcbfbfbfbfhyht#second years you are so silly and weird <3#that first parts funny too#who are you getting gifts fo-OCTAVINELLE? ew. gross. why.#then he adivises you to stop being friends with anyone from that dorm LOL#awful boys lolol
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I’m being a silly guy again don’t mind me. but my problem is that I’m entirely too willing to devote ungodly amounts of time to thinking about ichinose and his problems because I think. it’s been established. that I like weird guys. but it’s HARD to do that because a) he doesn’t show up nearly as much as masato does b) not as much to work with* and c) The dorm manager doesn’t have a fucking name. so. I don’t know Still might do it though
#*quitters attitude that i may very well abandon#something something canon is my playground. or something Frankly. really frankly#when i first read sasamiya (and then hirakagi) i absolutely did not think i would end up as in the trenches as i did#and yet. harusono is a master fisherman and i am just a foolish fish with an affinity for fancy lures#that said What the fuck is king’s NAME. ITS LIKE SO FUNNY TO ME BUT I’M TEARING MY HAIR OUT#like Ohhhh…… dorm manager……… thank you for worrying about me…….. <- said gayly you get it#i’m just saying words. speaking of which while i’m here i definitely was writing SOMETHING on the three-in-one last night but i fell asleep#and it didn’t save. so. Whatever i guess#just resigning myself to the fact that the sadomasochism section of the three-in-one will only go narrow field#which means i’ll need to immediately afterwards make the second part of it. for everyone else.#building on the fish thing can anyone just tear out my spine i’m tired#okay enough good talk though
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you know how cigarettes and liquor don't actually cost that much money to make, the government just puts absurdly high taxes on them to discourage people from buying too much. we need to do that for betta fish
#if you're thinking ''but the aquarium set up costs a lot of money already!'' stop right there#some people are putting their bettas in clear vases 😭#when my best friend and i lived together in the dorms we got a betta and we treated that guy like a KING#10 gallon tank with live plants and a snail friend to reduce algae and all kinds of hidey holes and obviously a heater & filter#if we could do this in a DORM ROOM you people who buy bettas for your kids can certainly do it too#and if you can't? then don't get a fish!!!
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