#dontcallmeshirley

[thespoonlagoon]

What's your favourite quote from Airplane! (1980) ?

If you are or know someone who always loves to drop lines or references to the film then this is the perfect gift for them.

An Airplane! 1980 inspired Spatula. Just let me know the two characters/ quotes you want to cover both sides and surely I'll make it happen.

p.s. if it's been too long since you last watched this film, then correct that!

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[tennessoui]

Could u rec some more (obikin) fics please?

sure! to shake things up a bit, here's a list of wips I'm really excited for (for a variety of reasons, but mostly because i want more people to read wips)

(i've tried to include a mix of ratings and tags, but i just went through my history for these, so if there's a lot of a specific tag, i had a micro-obsession and no shame):

Passion by why-is-my-nose-a-carrot (updates to this story and their previous one literally make my day, I'm obsessed with their writing style and story choices and i could literally go on and on this is probably the wip i'm most hyped about)

Taking Care by @ragnarlothcat (always obsessed with a good mission fic paired with a feelings realization that then blends seamlessly into 'i did not just have that feelings realization what are you talking about don't be silly.')

earthshine by posthumous_vigor (deaged obi-wan and emperor vader and baby twins who just want their uncle ben back while vaderkin misses his master but appreciates the younger version, but really, really misses his master's kisses)

do you know the name faith by heian (padawan obi-wan & master anakin, force dyad, so promising, huge love and huge anticipation)

How Hondo Ohnaka Accidentally Saved the Galaxy by DontCallMeShirley (super funny, love the concept, love Hondo's voice--he drugs obikin so that they don't interfere with his plans. they don't. they get married instead. Just. So good.)

Νόστος by NFx (I love a Hades/Persephone fic, I mean--I did write one myself but I'm just so excited to read one. I never get tired of these! This is just chef's kiss on my favorite sort of possessive and protective tropes.)

Blindfold me (I'm the only witness) by @lilredghost (jeez i love this, very explicitly porn very 'speaking to the id'. consensual somno so as to sidestep obi-wan's massive guilt complex)

Any Other World by @mysticmjolnir (I was so excited to see this update!! it's been one of my favorite Post-Kenobi show release fics. Like. Just the angst! the hurt! the longing! an anakin and an obi-wan who want their anakin and obi-wan but also want each other because they're the closest they may ever come to the their obi-wan and anakin again)

Welcome Surprises by nephilimswitchlight (such a sweet fic, where anakin surprises obi-wan with his presence on his birthday)

soft, warm, mine by lovbaby (oof. salivating at this fic concept, cannot wait for a second chapter. i can already tell the misunderstandings will be BEAUTIFUL)

if this isn't nice, what is? by anonymous (anakin learns how to jerk off with his new mechno hand. he also learns how to jerk off while thinking about obi-wan. delicious. cannot wait for more)

this land is mine, but i'll let you rule by travellingcircus (i would follow travellingcircus wherever they lead; i love their fics and have probably reread them constantly. in this one, anakin buys a slave to help him on his moisture farm but like. obi-wan's definitely a jedi. right? right??)

bodies (& the celestial reimagination) by @noona96n (i just found this fic last night but it's absolutely darling, i love any fic that starts with anakin as a baby padawan and him hero-worshipping obi-wan im a weak gal i have simple needs. i cannot wait to see how this story develops going forward!)

we're swimming with the sharks (until we drown) by @coldwaughtered (another fic I found just last night, but in love! high-powered, put together lawyer and smitten anakin with probably equally smitten obi-wan but the pov is anakin's so that comes off stronger at first + fake marriage for more money which i guess means obi-wan was like if this twunk marries someone else i'll stop being distracted and NOT fall into a consensual workplace relationship only for that to majorly backfire! love the playing with the timeline as well)

The Other Half of My Soul by RedMetalWitch (It took a few months to convince myself to read this as I wasn't quite sure on how absolved of his sins/darkness Anakin would be--my greatest fear unless i'm in a particular once a year sort of mood is a uwu darth vader--but i absolutely adore this fic. i don't know who isn't already following it, but worth the read!)

Shutting the eye of reason by anonymous (another guilty pleasure fic, where anakin is extremely jealous of qui-gon for taking up all of his master's time, and decides to do something about it. mainly by seducing him.)

and of course to round off the list, my beautiful and constant obsession and pipedream that one day it will update if only i keep the faith:

Open Circle by Calyss (my absolute favorite take on sith obi-wan i've ever read. I cannot explain more. It's just so good.)

[fazzlepn]

some doodles inspired by this wonderful fic by dontcallmeshirley that holds a special place in my heart. please go and read it (or any of their works, really) because i can’t do it justice

[misstippsie]

Slowly but surely (#dontcallmeshirley ) #crafts #embroidery #sushi #wip https://www.instagram.com/p/BtDSgKqncMe/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=qp2khqca0nm4

[citizenscreen]

Birthday remembrance - Leslie Nielsen #botd #DontCallMeShirley https://www.instagram.com/p/Btw076iFK0v/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=18oc8875my6lz

[steve8203]

I Am Serious And Don’t Call Me Shirley - This funny shirt was inspired by one of the most hilarious movie comedies of the 80′s.  God, I miss Leslie Nielsen.  The shirt would make a great birthday or Christmas gift for your friends and family.

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[2fafou]

Baby’s first time back on a plane… Flying First Class to see @seanbarna & @countingcrows in Boston! There may be lots of crying and alcohol… But your seat CAN be used as a flotation device! So many emotions. It just feels good to leave NYC for just a minute. #Boston #CountingCrows #Concerts #SeanBarna #IBelieveICanFly #MaskUp #Airplane #ShirleyYouCantBeSerious #DontCallMeShirley (at Delta Terminal - LaGuardia Airport) https://www.instagram.com/p/CSSg_eUJnHJ/?utm_medium=tumblr

[geezerwench]

#SurelyYouJest #DontCallMeShirley https://www.instagram.com/p/COsOXU2DAwD/?igshid=ko5gpbrw96d4

[sumnersuzanne]

planez + hangz ✈️ . . . #airplane #dontcallmeshirley #night #flight #plane #americanairlines #gsp #greenvillespartanburgairport #yeahthatgreenville #covidtimes (at Greenville, South Carolina) https://www.instagram.com/p/CEaytzJho2X/?igshid=ntnauiis5czf

[snowwhite90210]

Ha-Ha-Ha don’t worry #roberthayes from #airplane #dontcallmeshirley I won’t bite you! I just WUV WUV YOU and @patriksimpson and @polatteu WATCH US @gownandoutbh @amazonprimevideo . . . #dogsofinstaworld #dogslife #ilovedogs #dogsofinstagram #doggo #dogsofinsta #lovedogs #instagramdogs #mydog #doggy #doglovers #dogsofinstaworld #dogstagram #dogmodel #instadogs #cutedog #fluffy #cute #icon #iconic #maltese #microminimaltese #fashionista #fashionpup #PAWSonality #gownandoutbh #gownandoutinbeverlyhills (at Hollywood's Max Factor Museum) https://www.instagram.com/p/B3GZQPYlAk4/?igshid=1gc5xq3j4u2gf

[midnightdogsco]

The life of everyone on board depends upon just one thing: finding someone back there who can not only fly this plane, but who didn’t have fish for dinner 🐠

[mrsriddick5150-blog]

Watching the movie Airplane this morning with Jason. This movie never gets old. 😂😂#laughter #dontcallmeshirley #funnymovies https://www.instagram.com/p/ByxQhSZFM8z_QPI1EW-bWc-50vYnkMLrQHsMxM0/?igshid=1untccgavz3hr

[pigsflyshop]

Happy Monday friends! . Looking for a unique gift? Have something in mind but can’t find it ANYWHERE? #pigsflyshop would love to collaborate and create a special one of a kind gift for your someone special! . Check out this custom scene from the classic movie, “Airplane”! -8”x10”, ink, prisma marker, & felt on bristol vellum! Framed by customer. . You can customize content, size, medium, you name it! Send us a message, or visit www.pigsflyshop.com to get started! . #airplane #dontcallmeshirley #movie #moviescenes #craft #crafty #crafts #gift #unique #custom #handmade #handdrawn #prismacolor #felt #illustration #etsy #artistsoninstagram #artforhire #valentines #valentinesdaygift https://www.instagram.com/p/Btdo24LhaMp/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1qm63kj24nr2r

[poetponyofmidgard]

Leslie “Don’t call me Shirley” Nielson #wespeakyourname #leslienielsen #birthday #airplane #nakedgun #policesquad #forbiddenplanet #50sscifi #scifi #70smovies #60smovies #80smovies #spyhard #dontcallmeshirley #draculadeadandlovingit @scifibae @scifi_vault https://www.instagram.com/p/BtvjSpgHZKM/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=17g0ibtz3n5lj

[clairedelunacy]

IS CLAIRE KIDDING? A study by the Claire M. Jackson Institute of Probability. #ClaireMJacksonInstitutes #Humor #Charts #Nonsense #IAmARidiculousPerson #ClaireDeLunacy #YouCantTellPeopleTheTruthWithAStraightFace #SurelyYouMustBeJoking #DontCallMeShirley #Geek #Geekery #Nerd #NerdyNerderson https://www.instagram.com/p/BsegDM8hk2N/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=12aupsacglkq9

[nako-doodles]

do you have a tag you track??? i wanna read your tags on my posts always but im too shy to come off anon 😫😫😫

well since you asked so sweetly, I do now! pls use #shirleytothesea to idk im not sure what these do tbh but its there for your use I guess? do w it what you will