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Why be scared of death when you can be scared of platypi (and beavers)?
#platypi have so many scary features#Why can they glow in the dark?#Why do they have barbs on their feet???#Why do they have glands that taste like vanilla?#I might be confusing Platypi with beavers#but still#dont trust either#the duck beaver and the wood beaver
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As a queer person, and especially as a trans person, it is so so important to find a hairdresser you trust.
#i had 2#two!#and now im here where my options are great clips#or the place inside the walmart#and i gotta say#dont trust either#but my hairs a mess#back home i could walk into the shop and say#hey im not reallt sure what i want exactly but heres what i like and dont like#and theyd help me figure it out#and i was always happy with the results#i dont trust that i can do that at fucking great clips#maybe ive gine bougie#i mean#one of the places would do my hair for free so#and the other catered to college kids so it was more expensive than great clips#but still not bad#especially since i only ever got it cut#i do my own dye and what not#and both of those stylists were completely judgment free#and thats something ive never gotten at great clips#i just need to figure out what to do with my hair#i wouldnt mind going to great clips of i could tell them exactly what i want#like its not my first choice but it would work#but i dont know what i want#i dont know how to tell how much maintenance or product is required to maintain different hairstyles#and thats the problem#i need something with no product and no complicated maintenance routines thats still stylish#i have ideas for different things i like#but i dont know which one i can do without putting gel or wax or pomade in my hair
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uhhhhhmmmmm hi hehe
#aofi art#omg its the return of the#:3#tag wowwwww lets go#do i even want to main tag wth#parkciv#who did this to him idk either tbh it could be either ship#seavbo#mavbo#ya#IM TRUSTING THEY DONT HAVE TUMBLR LMAO????? girl help#suggestive#cw suggestive#i guess
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ngl if it turns out that Tommy was coming back all along and that this was all part of the romcom ‘breaking up then making up’ trope i’m gonna be so embarrassed for getting this sad 💀 but that’s what i get for catching up with a series for once ig
#like first i will cheer and then the ‘oh. oh no. i look so silly now’ will kick in#the thing is - i LOVE a good break up that leads to a couple coming back stronger#i would’ve been all over the angst of this if i either knew or could assume that they’d be getting back together#but those interviews have thrown me off and now i’m just sad and disappointed#but ALSO how much trust should i really have in an interview led by someone who hates the relationship??#I DONT KNOOWWWWWW i don’t know. this is such a weird time#anyway#bucktommy
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sometimes character analysis is like "i want to talk about this character but i'm not interested in having that discussion without a shock collar that goes off whenever you have a bad take around the necks of everyone present including myself"
#🐉#this is about asuka evangelion#i dont trust other people to be right about her but to be perfectly honest i dont trust me either
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they should get to kill each other at least twice .i think
#gravity falls#stanford pines#stanley pines#lg doodles#i drew this a few days ago but im so tired after work ngl . sittingnin bed like =__= ..#and im visiting family this weekend so idek if ill get to it until next weekend#but ya i love them i loge them so much#i love the tension in atots right after stanford comes back#and hes like writing sll this shit ab stan in the journal#while learning that he stole his identity and so on and stans like hey so i did this rly selfless thing for u can you at least#acknowledge it and they r just stewing in their own anger 😭#actually i love their dynamic so much . the arguing as they mimic each other 1:1 and rhe animosity and#ykw im gna make another post but the grammar stanley scene is my favorite#magbe its not post worthy nvm idc but thats probably one of my fav interactions in the whole series#its so stupid that u know its real HELPPlike yeah that rly isnjust how it is . in fact ive done more over less 🫶#HAHAHAHAH#ugh.love . lovee i wish#i dont think gf needs a continuation im totally in the 2 season boat here#but if they ever did a post series stan and ford exploration ohhh believe . trust tht i would not shut up ab it ever#i want to see them talk so bad . im so greedy bc i feel like they didnt talk enough in the series bc im partial 2 them i just want them in#everything .#i think their personalities are so fun esp bc ford isnt the annoying nerd archetype i like that hes a cocky bitch#and i like that stan is an equally cocky bitch and they both have too much pride that they butt heads over literally everythjng#but they also recognize how ridiculous it all is like 😭. even when theyre fighting over the journal they both r like ok pause r u ok#hmm.. so many ppl here capture their dynamic well too.😭at least the people who dont generalize either into a single personality trait yk#imso tired im tired#but guys i love talking ab ford and stan theybr so everything to me in ways i dnt think incould ever articulate like u see them and u just g#get it . ugh. turning my head and passing out . ford is so funny hes so stupid i love him i cant bekieve i was a ford hater im sorry ive#atoned im changed im a changed oerson i didnt realize the magnitude of his serve .but stanley as my day 1 will never change . just know .(k#idk if anyonf ever reads this fsr down but if u r here say cheesee📸📸
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#ofmd#our flag means death#let.me.dream.with.ofmd#crew of the revenge#sorry fang i dont have enough slots#either way im sorry stede but i trust you the least#youre gonna steal my baby's candy or something#anyway i voted ed my babys gonna have a ball
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When your beautiful wife makes his Special Anime Beef Stroganoff™
#solid snake#otacon#hal emmerich#otasune#the art of a lemon wedge#of course the reason hes giving him a smooch is to distract him long enough to let the pot burn#and theyre forced to either grab fast food or let dave throw a steak on the grill#i do think sunny was helping cause BOYS DONT KNOW STROGANOFF. and she sang the song the entire time!!!!#without fully grasping the war crimes shes committing#and otacon just thought he could trust anime girls
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The special edition of Venigni's Landmark Guide
#Lies of P#lop#neowiz#pinocchio#red fox#black cat#lop fox#lop cat#fanart#comics#literally me first time i met them: i dont trust them- but they cant trust me either so maybe we should get along#cuts the scene fox and cat are perhaps my fav side story in this game#look i run this page since my old gold ygo days and since then you can tell i have a weak spot to siblinghood#doin those comics during my short time between jobs but honestly i cant wait for holiday season fghjkl
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What I love about Hellboy and Abe Sapien's dynamic in the comics is that, if you came into this blind, you'd expect Abe to be the voice of reason or the straight man to Hellboy's impulsive and hotheaded personality. But no, Abe is more often than not the crazy one. Hellboy would deal with fighting evil monsters and bad guys by just sighing and getting it over with, while Abe is going rabid over tearing the creature apart when he does get into a fight. Hellboy acts like it's a 9-to-5 job and will reasonably talk things out with a guy that had nearly killed him before, Abe acts like a madman in a slaughter house and his first instinct is to shoot first kill second and ask third. They're both insane, but on completely different levels.
#wheres that one comic where abe gets into a mission and has to tear down a monster with an axe#then at the end when hellboy appears and sees abe going ham while covered in blood. he's like ''oh hey abe. good job you're doing there''#hellboy was not even worried for a second. he trusts abe to handle things on his own#they both trust each other to do their job but they also know when they can handle a fight on their own and will help if needed.#their trust and bond with each other is so implicit but speaks volumes. they dont need to say anything. they just know#we talk so much about hellboy being like. an alright guy and a whole lot kinder than the world treats him. and that's right#but it really does make Abe look fucking batshit wild in comparison because of it#the entirety of the abe sapien comics is that the guy is on his hinges and the only thing keeping him sane before was his job (which is#debatable.) and the bprd. mostly hellboy and liz and kate and roger. johan and ben are a weird case but he does kinda care about them#i love abe btw. he's such an interesting critter. absolutely crazy maniac of a guy.#tbf i dont blame him considering his backstory. if i went through some of the shit he did; i would not be sane either#also. the moments post hellboy's death in the comics where abe is trying to deal with his passing but never directly says anything about it#until he was confronted by hellboy in his dream. thats the cool bit yknow. we dont need to be told Abe was grieving about hellboy#we just knew he wasn't handling it well. using present tense when talking about hellboy to other people. avoiding saying his name.#its great stuff#the fire burns#hellboy#hellboy comics#abe sapien
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i had a dream where something was off with riku’s shadow…
(this art is so sucks i made this when i was tired and less experienced which ended up making riku look so much skinnier than how i normally draw him post-kh2 can you stop engaging it with pretty pweeease)
#beep boop you want fries with that#kingdom hearts#riku#(and ansem. in shadow form)#IGNORE THE MISTAKE OF RIKUS HAND AUUGHH I HATE DRAWING HANDS#riku wasnt wearing his dream drop distance outfit but i drew him with it because. well. dream LOL#its so weird like it wasnt even clear what world he was in#he was in some sort of tavern?? so maybe you’d think it was the kingdom of corona#liek the snuggly duckling but it definitely wasnt#i couldnt tell you why but trust me#it was kinda surreal that i actually had a dream about kingdom hearts. go figure#its like the hardest thing in the world to have a dream about a fixation im having#usually my dreams are trauma. and me dying. sometimes both.#and if it is about my fixation it’s usually me getting a bunch of merch of it and then i wake up and whoops i dont have it#or i just forget all of my dreams and wake up with nothing to think about.#so i like it when i have some cool bizarre shit related to my fixation happen#its funny because this sounds like something that would happen in either kh itself or someones fanfiction#i wouldnt be surprised if someone has already drawn or written about this#anyway gn i hope i have another weird dream about kh
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Part SEVEN of "Clone Danny"
Red Robin, Danny recognizes, steps away from him as he sits up. "My name is Phantom," he signs, blinking the exhaustion out of his eyes. (From Red Robin's perspective, it looks like he has no eyes. There lacks his signature green glow.) "I'm not a gang member, just an out-of-town vigilante."
Red Robin frowns at him, an uncertain grip on the bō in his other hand. "Phantom?" He repeats, no lacking amount of suspicion in his voice. "How can I believe that?"
Right. Yeah, okay, that's fair. Danny shrugs at him, and slumps against the wall. "Google search?" He gestures, he's been out in the daytime before and he's seen the news articles about him.
Red's eyes narrow at him and Danny simply draws his knees up and faceplants into them, half-listening to Red's murmurs into his comm while also trying to get some extra-shut eye.
("Oracle, can you pull up anything on a vigilante named Phantom? The guy here is claiming to be one." Tim says.
"On it."
"Is this Phantom wearing a white mask?" Bruce asks, his voice gruff like an aftershock. "There's a vigilante who shares the same name, but he resides in Illinois."
"Is this guy from that Amity city you visited ages ago?" Says Tim, before shaking his head. "Don't answer that. Yes, he's wearing some freaky mask. I said it reminded me of Hood's helmet for a reason."
"I've got something," Oracle interrupts, "Bats' right. as usual. The Phantom of Amity Park, not much stuff of this guy but he's only been out for over a year. Apparently, his rogues' gallery consists of ghosts."
"Oh great.")
"Look tell the Batman that I'm sorry for trespassing on his turf," He signs irritably when Red Robin eventually starts talking to (re: interrogating) him again. "It's not like I want to be here."
"How did you get in Gotham anyways?" Red Robin questions, batman was on his way to help deal with the situation but Tim doubted he wouldn't get caught up on the way with dealing with petty crime. "Your turf is nearly a thousand miles away from here."
"Two words." Danny deadpans, "Teleport ghost." (Red Robin winces sympathetically.) "I'm keeping this bastard in the thermos for a month for this alone."
(Danny was ignoring the slow-choking anxiety growing in his lungs over how he was gonna get home. He never takes his phone when he goes out, the risk of breaking it was too high. He had no way of contacting anyone to get him home.)
(He swallows the growing lump in his throat, and buries the feeling in the back of his mind.)
"Thermos?"
Danny unclips his Fenton Phantom Thermos off from his belt loop and shows it to Red Robin. "My ghost-catching device," He says with one hand, tilting it carefully for Red to inspect. "I wish I could say I made it, but its a FentonWorks invention."
(He wasn't sure if it was a smart idea to say who it belonged to, but saying it wasn't his probably loosened up any tracks on him, right?)
"Do you work with these Fentons, then?" Red asks, and something dark and shadowy flickers from the corner of Danny's eye. He glances over, and sees nothing, and his hackles raise.
(Either that was Batman, or a ghost, or Danny's mind playing tricks on him. He couldn't feel his ghost sense building in his throat, so he decided it was either the latter of the former.)
Danny snorts, quiet and gruff. "No." He clips his thermos to his belt again, stifling a smile on his face. "The Fentons hate me actually, I prevent them from catching ghosts themselves. Their son gives me their tech."
He had a cover story, so he might as well stick with it, right?
Batman shows up at that moment, appearing atop the little roof where the door is, and giving Danny a heart attack when he speaks in his low, rumbly voice like thunder rolling in, "Why would they hate you for that?"
Danny shoots up to his feet with a startled yell in his throat, clutching his chest as he whirls around and looks up. He nearly runs into Red Robin, and signs a few choice swears at the Bat.
"wow you're scarier in person, asshole."
"you didn't answer my question."
"Of course I didn't, you scared me." and Danny takes a trembling step back when the Batman jumps down and lands on the roof in front of him. He's faced ghosts before, but somehow the living is always scarier.
"But, um, the reason is a bit.. complicated, I guess." He says, fingers beginning to shake as his adrenaline wears off. God is he tired. He wants to go home. "The Fentons are the local ghost hunters and local crazies. I don't know if I can call them mad scientists because they're harmless to the living."
"But they're extremely anti-ghost. I've heard from their son multiple times the very unethical things they would do to ghosts if they got their hands on one."
Danny 'talks' a little more before calling it quits, even telling Batman that he can't tell him more without putting his identity at risk.
Plus, its getting harder and harder to hide his bone-deep exhaustion and his growing fear of being stranded in the most dangerous city in America with no way home.
"I would love to tell you more, believe me I'm dying to." Danny signs, shaky sarcasm dripping from his fingers. His hands are visibly trembling and he's withholding a slowly growing panic attack. "But I would like nothing more than to figure out a way to get home."
"Do you have no one to contact?"
"Sort of. But only one of them could probably come get me and get me back to Amity by sunrise. And I have no phone."
That one person being Ellie.
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Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 Part 4 Part 4.5 (Dani interlude) Part 5 Part 6 Part 7 Part 7.5 (Dan Interlude) Part 8
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#dp x dc#dpxdc crossover#danny fenton is a clone#dpxdc#dp crossover#danny fenton is not the ghost king#dpxdc au#it was either ellie comes to get danny or he stays in gotham Somewhere#and he's Only Just met the bats so they're prolly not gonna offer anything#danny's fear of being alone in gotham is prolly downplayed here#but if it were me i would ALSO be slowly driving up to. a panic attack the longer i was in an unfamiliar city with no way home#if this were a proper fic that panic attack would be a lot more evident in the writing#alas#not me looking up Batfam personality cheat sheets because ive never read the comics#dont trust my characterization of the batfam im winging it on google search and summaries of their personalityand out of context comic page#fun fact amity park is described as a moderately large urban city similar to chicago or san francisco which means i cant call it a small to#listening to Dark Arkansas Daughter while writing this#'you with the dark curls you with the watercolor eeyes. you who bares all your teeth in every smiiile' is so au danny coded#bullet point to prevent me from dragging#i need to stop writing these at midnight#im a very honest person and it shows in my writing and it sucks
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I thought it was just the texture or the lighting on his model but it never came to me that Lloyd might ACTUALLY have white/lighter STREAKS IN HIS HAIR shown in that one 'anime' animation scene???
Looking back at his hair on his model, you can't really see or tell if it's streaks in his hair,, so I could be wrong 🤔
#dont trust too much on my judgement#if he has streaks in his hair he must be REALLY pretty..#A BOY SO PRETTY!!!#i love myself some pretty men#either he had streaks in his hair since forever or they just magically appeared after march of the oni#since his hair was smooth and pure blonde in season 8-9 until his hair just started having more texture and details to it#he has the potential to be so pretty he could start wearing earrings and possibly piercings#headcanon stuff...#ninjago#ninjago fandom#lloyd montgomery garmadon#lloyd ninjago#ninjago lloyd#lloyd garmadon ninjago#ninjago lloyd garmadon#ninjago headcanons#lloyd garmadon
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In all seriousness though, did you pull something? It'd definitely be easy enough, especially with all the hardware you have to move between locations. Eugh
#not an interesting one *#i didnt finish this one all the way yesterday#so if youre lucky you'll get two today#moreso a filler im setting stuff up so dont send in any super good asks or anything lol /nsrs#i dont know wht im doing to be honest#[you've got mail!]#spamton#spamton g spamton#deltarune#deltarune spamton#deltarune chapter 2#i didnt flip the canvas for this one either so im trusting it looks alright lmfao#i flipped the sketch but not this so :shrug:#*besides the implications in the dialogue. i love adding that. if it wasnt obvious.#i need to obsessively stare at his dialogue again i think. its been a bit.
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taco and mephone have fascinating parallels more people could explore if taco haters weren't biased cowards
#meeple.txt#inanimate insanity#ii taco#ii mephone4#dare i maintag this. watever#like taco haters r obsessed with the idea that taco is ruining herself worse and dragging everyone down with her#when shes literally just doing the challenge mephone created and even changes her intentions on hosting the challenge partway through#bc shes REALIZING how badly everyones been affected by the show just as she was#and she uses the attention she now has and urges them to leave and escape because she doesnt want anyone to end up like her#she believes shes past saving Yes#but thats exactly why shes trying to help the others avoid getting to the extent shes gone#meanwhile even when getting his wrongdoings slapped in his face mephone doubles down bc thats all he knows#thats all he feels safe with. he cant let himself trust and be vulnerable and its ruining his life and all his relationships along with him#it says SO MUCH about both mephones and tacos arcs that MEPAD. the one whos been inseparable to mephone from the Start#is seeing more hope of improvement in TACO than mephone#taco the infamous villain to everyone since s1. since before mepad was ever conscious#if anything mephone is the one ruining himself in denial and hurting others in the process#and im not saying that to vilify mephone either !!!! before you 0 nuance bitches come in#if it wasnt obvious from my entire page i LOVE mephone and i LOVE where theyre taking his character. make that man Worse ❤️#but i feel like so many ppl are just projecting mephones arc onto taco bc they dont wanna admit mephone has Issues
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a redraw of a rwrb scene but its james and reggie!!!
#i like this a lot but idk something feels off to me??#theres literally no distinguishing characteristics for either james or reg but its them trust me bro#ALSO I DONT CARE ABOUT THE DISCOURSE RWRB IS SUCH A GOOD MOVIE#IF YOU HAVENT SEEN IT GO WATCH IT RN#red white and royal blue#rwrb#rwrb fanart#idk if this counts as rwrb fanart since its mostly marauders but wtv#regulus black#james potter#regulus black fanart#james potter fanart#marauders fanart#jegulus#jegulus fanart#marauders#my art#if you saw me post this before no you didnt#i forgot to add my little watermark
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