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Imagine I become the kingIMEANgovernor of North Carolina and somebody digs up my Tumblr blog to use my homosexual impulses towards Sundowner Metal Gear as a means to derail my campaign
#would being somewhat gay for gavin newsom help or hurt my case#dont tell the feds#susdowner posting#in my presidential arc
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*scurries up to you and drops the harry potter meme redraws at your feet*
*scurries back into the art void until who knows when*
#can you tell i like drawing hermione fed up with these hoes#shes so tired#also i drew harry and ron are a little younger in the second one#so thats why they dont look like how i normally draw them#wizard chess bitches#artists on tumblr#art#original art#fanart#harry potter#harry potter memes#ron and harry#harry potter fanart#harry and hermione#golden trio fanart#golden trio era#golden era#lightning era#lightning era harry potter#meme redraw#meme#tumblr memes#hogwarts school of witchcraft and wizardry#ron x hermione#hermione granger#ron weasley#ronald weasley#hp fanart#hp#hp fandom
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are you gonna start climbing, or what? / needletail
#my art#do not copy trace or steal#needletail#wc#waca#warrior cats#wc art#uhhhh I DO THIS EVERY TIME i forget what my normal tags are#if i said ive been working on this all day please dont take me literally . ive been working on it off and on all day i probably spent like#3ish hours total on this thing#LITERALLY RIGHT AS I STARTED THIS ONE OF THE TREES OUTSIDE. HALF OF IT BROKE AND FELL LMFAO everything + everyone is alright dwdw#i just needed to stare at it for a while . and there was also a butterfly i brought inside and fed hummingbird feed to with a cotton swab#this is a request from twidder :-] my account is private bc im weird about twitter but if mutuals can ask for my user they can ^_^#THIS IS A NEW COLORING METHOD if it looks weird pls tell me and i will go about it differently bc its still experimental#scratching my chin OH YEAH i repotted almost all of my plants yesterday i have like four more left to go#if this is out of character for her also please let me know i have not read avos . or anything beyond that x_x
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The vampire/human yaoi I have concocted in a lab, view them
#if you want blood sucking im afraid you may not find it in this yaoi.....#Ante likes blood type O but Ryn is blood type A so he tastes like rotten eggs to him im afraid </3#also Ante is kind of a pussy i dont think he can break skin w his teeth if he so much as scratches anyone he cries and apologizes profusely#he gets blood donations from classmates 😭😭😭#he tells everyone he needs constant blood transfusions for his pet dog and theyre like ☺️☺️#thats not how it works........ but no ones going to say anything they just give him blood. he must be fed !!!!#ryn is like god this guy is so STUPID i want him (<as if ryn himself isnt dumb as bricks)#when ryn first meets ante everyone tells him no matter how weird ante is ...ryn must NOT say anything abt it#and ryn is like Huh bc usually hes the weird one but hes like ok. and then he meets ante and 30 mins in he texts a classmate#and the classmate forwards the message to the class groupchat (minus ante)#and ryn is basically like hey this is kinda crazy but is this guy a vampire . and everyone's like yes but dont say anything abt it#because it might hurt his feelings like hes trying so hard to pretend to be human yknow its like. the morally correct thing to do#this is just a romcom they are silly#ocs
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by the way i just wanna make sure it's clear that i would 100% rather have my RSD triggered than have someone let me make them uncomfortable to protect my feelings. my disproportionate emotional response is not your responsibility. i dont want people to feel uncomfortable or upset because of me. me having ADHD and being sensitive is not an excuse for me to hurt you
#this isnt about anything in particular#i just remembered a post i saw recently where someone was talking about people using rsd as an excuse to make people let them do whatever#i wanna make sure it's clear that when i mention rsd#it's from a place of 'i would appreciate if you clarify that you dont hate me for doing something that annoyed you/upset you/made you mad'#and not 'never ever tell me to knock it off and never ever be visibly annoyed by me'#i can handle people being mad or annoyed at me#sometimes i just need to hear that like. i didnt ruin a friendship/it isnt forever/they dont hate me now#and id much rather be temporarily upset than lose a friend because they felt like they couldnt tell me i was doing something wrong#and then got fed up with me continuing to do the thing yknow
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it is beyond infuriating how anne rice seems to insist on marius being a positive force in anyone's life ever. like she can't fully commit to exploring the fact he groomed armand and has repeatedly taken away his consent for what marius thinks is best (take the end of TVA as an example) and just kind of flatly puts it in the narrative. there's not really much interest in how these horrific events make marius come across as the worst because EVERYONE loves him. for gods sake, lestat learns from armand exactly what marius did to him in TVL and then proceeds to go find marius and be super friendly to him in the same fucking book. even armand and pandora, two of the people who have MORE than enough right to hate him, do not. it doesnt feel like shes trying to explore the toxicity of the abusive dynamic he traps them in, it just is there. and like yeah ofc the toxic vampire romance series but i think that this should be handled with more care. and it is not ever really framed in a way that she is interested in exploring how marius should easily be one of the most horrific characters in this series because it kind of feels like sa/rape/grooming/other things of that sort are just put there to further plot and not to really get the respect that they deserve in a medium.
#twist rambles#vc posting#grooming mention#for blocklist sorry im on my im really mad about this fucking series soapbox again#to be fucking honest she treats slavery similar. like its just THERE and the characters doing it dont really feel bad about it (much like m#rius doesnt seem to.. feel much if any remorse for arm.and) and it is just like... ok heres another bad thing with no examination. this isn#a super coherent post but i went a bit forward to see how b&g was handling the arm.and stuff and oh my god. oh im so mad. like i just... i#wish so badly that arma.nds abuse was taken seriously other than haha its sooo quirky that mari.us is in a position of power over him and#provides housing money sex comfort etc for him and is abusing him but hes sooo happy with himmmm. like he fucking sold him into sex slavery#and we are supposed to root for him#ask to tag#sorry this is just. its a very triggering part of the books but its something that i kind of keep returning to to mull over because it is#handled really badly. like i think she was trying to go for a lo.lita vibe (iirc she did actually mention nabok.ov as an inspiration) but#didnt really care enough to examine WHY that is an interesting take on the subject matter. not even to get into pan.doras stuff bc its just#really bad but at least he waited until she was an adult i suppose. like i will give anne one thing that she has characters and (poorly han#led) writing that makes you really think and analyze. which i think is where i enjoy media that is like... this kind of sucks at points but#u can tell the authors viewpoints soo transparently. and u can examine it thru this. like i think thats why i find the gr.ell run of GA int#resting too bc u can telll that man is a libertarian and doesnt respect women. and then claims to do so. its interesting to me. anyways#did u guys know she defended bill clin.ton when the monica stuff came out and victim blamed her. just a funny coincidence.#sorry for the really long tag rant but i am sooo fed up with how she treats this topic forever and ever. bc its been this way forever.#anyways back to reading had to get that out. lmk if u need me to tag this bc its a lot of tws :)
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ughhh i hate this smm
#atp she should just put me under lock and key#“dont go there#dont talk to them”#“why are you like this”#“just listen to what i say”#“do as i tell you no questions”#“who cares what you think?”#ughhh i am soo damn fed up with this nonsense#why cant i do as i like for once in my life?#why do i have to let go of everything#why is everything always my fault#why tf am i called “too sensitive” when she literally yelled at me for more than half an hour#why is it that she can say whatever she wants#call me whatever that comes to her mouth no matter how crippling or insulting it may be#but i cant say one word against her?#i cant even dress like i want?#or hell put my fav jewelries without being scolded?#what am i ?#a circus puppet?#and then no matter how angry i am#she lures meback#by being extra nice the next morning#likenothing happened#well maybe not to her because#it was MY self esteem that got crippled#MY pride#MY confidence#all to be called “too sensitive”#lets see what would have happened if the roles were reversed#pheww sorry for the ranting
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victorian style haunted house that has dysphoria about not being an open concept minimalist hellhole, before we even have those, so it doesnt know why it just feels sooo miserable and has to lash out at everyone inside it, so its wretched and haunted the whole time, until its finally bought by a house flipper in the 2020s who knows JUST how to fix it
#toy txt post#it lives right next door to the victorian house thats violently resisting the open concept minimalism for itself#actually WAIT. i have a still unnamed witch oc that lives in an open concept modern minimalist house bc i like the contrast with her whole#vibe. what if. thats her house. that would actually be soo funny#she has this wretched awful house that hates everything and puts up with it and then she gets fed up and redecorates and the house suddenly#actually chills out#id say the house next door is birdies. as a joke. except birdie is not renovating. birdie shoved a couple modern appliances into the#kitchen. she hasnt updated the electricity since it was installed when they first invented installing electricity#for anyone else it would be a fire hazard but for her it simply Knows Better#her house is a nightmare#electricians are not allowed inside#its inexplicably Fine#anyway. everyone reads this and starts Booing#cos you dislike The Aesthetic and even i often dislike the aesthetic but you could do some fun transgender shit is all im saying#you mean to tell me this house is miserable and mean bc it hates its form and it cant even conceptualize the changes that would bring it#joy. and then the changes happen and it feels so much better even tho it pisses off the people who think its being mutilated and destroyin#destroying its inherent natural beauty? what next. are you gonna tell it it should at least have kids first? omg nooooo#dont get rid of your gas stove why are you mutilating yourselfffff#anyway this doesnt even have to be the only direction to do transition allegories with. shit is ripe. house designed to be#stodgy and rigid experiences joy in the new dwelling of a relaxex eclectic artist#etc#i say house flipper in the post but i do agree thats inherently soulless. i thinj the point of it is that it does need to be. like#the passion of someone making a home their own. the LOVE of someone finally having a space to be theirself in.
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Hey, it's the person who bombarded you with their idea about your team ro timetravel + team ro defects au. Just wanted to say I am. So sorry for my nonsence. It's not an excuse but at the time the Thoughts about Story were plaguing me and i needed to get them out of my head and i thought oh it's based off your au, maybe you'd like to see. But you neither asked for my insane ramblings nor even know me so like. I'm real sorry and pretty embarrased about dumping All That on you and if you wanna go ahead and delete the asks you absolutely can i'll probably feel less stupid if you do honestly. Again, very sorry for my bullshit and pls have a good day
Replying to this immediatley actually to not leave u in suspense but SHUT UP DONT APOLOGIZE I LOVED UR ASK IVE BEEN SUPER BUSY THIS WEEK IS ALL IM SO SORRY !!! BUT I ACTUALLY SAW UR ASK LIKE. AS SOON AS IT CAME IN. ABSOLOUTLEY DELIGHTED ME. THEN U SENT ANOTHER AND I WAS OUT HERE KICKING MY FEET TWIRLING MY HAIR READING IT , LITERALLY WENT "OHHHH ANOTHER ONE!!" OUTLOUD I WAS SO HAPPY
I like replying to my asks, especially ones involving prompts, whenever I'm in a specific headspace to write, bc I always wanna give the ask the long reply it deserves! I always feel so bad just replying w smthn short so I like to really sit down and give whatever I got sent my full attention. U sent me smthn so thoughtful I wanna send u smthn thoughtful back yk!!
I've been kinda brain dead latley tho so uhhh. I havent been replying to asks too much, oops !
BUT I STILL LOVE THEM ALL AND I LOVED URS SO MUCH, NEVER APOLOGIZE FOR DUMPING UR IDEAS IN MY ASKBOX, I LOVE HOW ENTHUSIASTIC U WERE IN THEM!!! I MEANS SO MUCH TO ME TO BE ABLE TO SEE MY IDEAS GIVE OTHER PEOPLE BRAIN WORMS IM SCREAMING FR!! THANK U SM FOR UR ASK I LOVED IT AND I STILL LOVE IT AND I WILL REPLY. SOON. EVENTUALLY. PROBABLY THIS WEEK IDK I HAVE A LOT GOING ON. BUT I LOVED IT THO THANK U
#I LOVED UR ASK SO MUCH I CAN NOT EMPHASIZE THAT ENOUGH#GRAVBING U BY YHE SHOULDERS#DONT FEEL BAD OR EMBARESSED AT ALL YOUR ENTHUSIASM ONLY TELLS ME I SHOULD WRITE MORE FOR IT BC SOMEONE OUT THERE CLEARLY CARES#THANK U SM FOR LIKING MY STUFF ENOUGH TO THINK ABOUT SO HARD U SEND ME THINGS#U ARE KEEPING ME ALIVE AND FED#birds asks
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Today's thing I'm turning over in my brain: resisting the urge to go "this person whose insights I respect does this thing x way so if I do it y way I'm Wrong and Bad" because like. That's not true? At all? Obviously there are limits but the limit is, like, being a folkist, not conceptualizing incredibly individual aspects of worship in slightly different ways.
Offerings, for example. I tend to offer steam in place of burning offerings for meals because I don't have a good way to burn food at the moment and it feels wasteful. If applicable, I'll also set aside what seems to be the best portion and eat it last in recognition of the offering. This is because I:
1) have makeshift altar spaces atm that don't leave much space for more involved meal offerings
2) conceptualize food offerings to ouranic deities as something you share in thanks (even w/ libations, you drink what you don't pour out). Offering the steam (analogous to smoke imo) and eating the meal/drinking the beverage is in that category to me. It's also a way to actively remember the gods, because I'm consciously leaving a portion for last, have dedicated something I can physically see, etc.
3) live in a house that bugs get into easily and have no intention of drawing the little fuckers towards my room or altar spaces b/c I left too much food out for too long. This is also why I eat unwrapped food offerings after a certain point (usually the end of the day) on top of wanting to avoid waste.
On top of that, any sort of prayer or offering takes effort because everything takes conscious effort for me. Regardless of whether it's a food or meal offering, or a libation, or a devotional/dedicatory activity, I'm not only managing to actively remember it and the gods but am also taking the requisite time and energy to complete it.
Engaging with the Hellenic community has really helped me stretch my "doing things differently is okay" muscles which has been nice. Call that character development lol
#this is also why i'll tell people 'hey it's okay if xyz dont work for you figure out what does'#b/c it's something *I* struggle with and dont often see people explicitly say. it seems to be a mostly unspoken caveat#trying to remember to take the *concepts* and adapt it to my own circumstances b/c besties i do *not* have the energy for all of that#shit i dont consistently truly have the energy to work & keep myself fed. im constantly running on a deficit AND im new to this#it's okay if my practice looks different from someone who#*who's been doing this for years#also im not. like. vaguing anyone or being passive aggressive here. it#(it being offerings) is just a topic that popped up recently that ive been chewing on since#coriander says#helpol#hellenic pagan#hellenic polytheism#hellenic community#pagans of tumblr#offerings
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the other big plot twist of this past year other than many of my organs freaking out on me was spending years telling people abt my highschool experience, having them jokingly say it sounds like I was in a cult and us then all having a chuckle about that
only to look up the history & religious beliefs of my highschool and finding out that Yes It Was Very Much A Cult
#met up w/ an old highschool friend recently and it was so validating bc instead of me telling strangers these annecdotes that sound like#insane bullshit made up stories#he was the one who brought it up first like hey do u remember that school camp where the guys caught a wild mountain goat so the teachers#tied it to a tree and made all the kids vote on whether we'd kill and eat it or not and the yes vote won so the teachers slit the goats#throat in front of all the students and everyone watched it slowly die before they cut it up and fed it to the students in a soup#and i was like ahaha yeah. classic year 9 hiking camp experience#which like im v much here for ethically hunting for meat and survival but maybe dont sweeney todd the goat in front of the kids#also check if the goat is sick or not. also dont leave it up to the kids whether the goat lives or dies#anyway the guy who founded our school believed we're all psychics and lucifer is a ghost who lives on the moon.
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i think acupuncturist illumi would be so funny, i realy would love acupuncturist illumi HES BEEN IN MY HEAD FOR DAYS
#hxh#hxh illumi#illumi#illumi zoldyck#imagine him just getting fed up when people dont immediately get what hes trying to tell them#could be a modern au probably...#these needles gotta be good for something other than murder#good side of illumi#he knows acupuncture#probably#bad side of illumi#he also probably knows how to give someone a lobotomy#not sure what to think about this#acupuncture vs lobotomy
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My high school did a yearly poetry recitation contest (Poetry Out Loud), so Oh Boy do I know some poems. My favorites are Ozymandias and "the world is about to end and my grandparents are in love," by Kara Jackson. Also in 8th grade we had a Poe unit and had a class contest to make the best music video of the Raven, so I still know a good chunk of that.
i hadn't heard of the kara jackson one! just read through it and enjoyed it, particularly these lines > 'grandma returns to her love like a hymn, marks it with a color. // when the world ends will it suck the earth of all its love? /will i go taking somebody’s hand, / my skin becoming their skin?'
#taking this as a challenge to see how much of ozymandias and the raven i can remember. no i'm not bored at work what gives you that idea#i bet ive got most of ozymandias. the raven may be a lost cause#i met a traveller from an antique land / who said: two vast and trunkless legs of stone / stand in the desert. near them on the sand /#half-sunk a shatter'd visage lies whose frown / and wrinkled lip and sneer of cold command / tell that its sculptor well those passions read#...something or other i do not recall / the heart that mocked them and the heart that fed / and on the pedestal these words appear /#my name is ozymandias king of kings / look on my works ye mighty and despair /#nothing beside remains. round the decay / of that colossal wreck . something or other#the lone and level sands stretch far away#decay of that colossal wreck indeed (my memory for this poem)#oh well.#once upon a midnight dreary as i pondered weak and weary / over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore /#while i nodded nearly napping suddenly there came a rapping / as of someone gently tapping tapping at my chamber door /#tis some visitor i muttered tapping at my chamber door / only this and nothing more#?? (it's downhill from here)#ah distinctly i remember it was in the bleak december / and each separate dying ember wrought its ghost upon the floor /#something?ly i sought the morrow / vainly had i sought to borrow / from my books surcease of sorrow / sorrow for the lost lenore /#for the rare and radiant maiden whom the angels .name lenore / lost to me forevermore#(then there is another stanza; bird-infested word bonanza / which i used to know at some point but do not know anymore /)#something something something door. darkness there and nothing more#oh it's the 'silken sad uncertain rustling of each purple curtain / thrilled me filled me with fantastic terrors never known before' bit#anyway. deep into that darkness peering something stood i hoping fearing / doubting?? dreaming dreams no mortal ever dared to dream before#but the silence was unbroken and the stillness gave no token / and the only word there spoken was the whispered word lenore#(more missing chunks)#oh i remember 'surely said i surely that is / something at my window lattice' because it's such a stupid rhyme#bird time bust time idk#ghastly grim and ancient raven wandering from the nightly shore / tell me what thy lordly name is on the night's plutonian shore /#a billion more stanzas i dont remember. except for 'prophet!' said i 'thing of evil! prophet still if bird or devil!#whether tempter sent or whether tempest tossed thee here ashore /' etc. wait you can only add 30 tags to posts now?? i had more raven chunks#ask#anon
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i swear if qforever doesnt get a nice and healing reunion with richas and tallulah i am exploding that server myself
#txt post#cw caps#a shit ton of caps in the tags#HOW HARD IS IT TO WISH THIS CUBITO SOME FUCKING HAPPINESS#EVERY TIME I REMEMBER ABT FOREVER CUBITO I FEEL AWFUL MY LITTLE GUY HASNT HAD A BREAK IN SO LONG#MOSTLY CUZ PEOPLE CONSTANTLY GIVE HIM SHIT AND ISOLATE HIM SINCE HE'S THE FUCKING PRESIDENT NOW AND DONT EVEN TREAT HIM AS MUCH OF A FRIEND#ANYMORE AND JUST HOLD HIM AT ARMS REACH. HE FEELS ALONE AND HOPELESS#LITERALLY THE ONLY PEOPLE THAT STILL TREAT HIM LIKE THEY TREATED HIM BEFORE THE WHOLE PRESIDENT THING BULLSHIT IS HIS DAMN FAMILY AND PHIL#AND MAYBE BAGHS TOO I CANT REMEMBER#man feels like no one trusts him anymore cuz hes “part of the feds” when he's not actually as involved as people make it seem#literally the only official mission he has ever done for the feds was the whole go to the nether get lost lmao L bozo#his position in the federation can literally just be reduced to the one who represents the islanders as a whole in the eyes of the feds#like god every time someone refers to him by his actually name instead of “the president” an angel regains its wings#cuz yeah he has to carry the burden of his position but that doesnt mean im not allowed to complain that everyone is pushing him away for i#like fuck. phil telling him that he trusts him and cares about him before forever went to the nether meant the fucking world to him#“phil nailed it down in the minute what was happening. im glad i can rely on him” <- not verbatim but like. cmon
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Item #: SCP-████
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-████-1 must be kept in a glass box at all times. If, under any circumstances SCP-████-1 shall be taken out of the box all handlers must take an IQ test and only those under ███ shall be allowed to take SCP-████-1 out. Although, due to it’s ability to multiply inside the mind of those who come in contact with it, any copies of SCP-████-1, assigned SCP-████-2, is to be placed in a metal box with the other copies for further research. Any personnel that have come in contact with SCP-████ will also have to be monitored inside the facility for a total of 13 days as a just incase measure.
Description: SCP-████, known as The Bronze Owls, are separated into two: SCP-████-1, the original Bronze owl which was found on May 4, 1946, the Bronze Owl was uncovered spotless in an abandoned temple in Greece, ████, The Bronze metal shining from the morning rays seeping into the temple, and with further analysis, the owl was identified to be an near exact replica of a Little Owl other than it’s pitch black eyes that seemed to pierce into one’s mind.
The researchers that had founded the artifact had made a grave mistake of trying to bring it back.
Days after the contact was made the with the Bronze Owl the researchers that had handled it turned completely to stone, and, over the span of a few hours had turned to dust. Everything, other than the researchers’ heads.
Said heads, upon further inspection was filled with cobwebs and held another bronze owl, classified as SCP-████-2, with the same effects but take longer to occur.
Soon the foundation would hear of this, taking all known Bronze Owls back for further research where, after several more attempts leading to deaths of some D-class personnel and a few other high ranking staff, would eventually be handed to Dr. ████████████ in hopes it may find information on this SCP.
So far, Dr. ████████████ has not found much. Although, like theorized, it is from the Archaic period.
Although The Bronze Owls are classified as Safe it does not mean it is not Dangerous— merely that it will not try to escape.
So far the anomaly— or, anomalies —don’t seem to be able to move, and only start to effect when having been in contact with it.
With further testing— and a few deaths —it seems the anomaly only effects those of ███ IQ or higher, doctors are advised not to to touch the anomaly and it is contained in a glass box, which seems to be effective to stopping more deaths.
Further research required.
#scp#scp community#scp fandom#scp foundation#scp oc art#dr. laceo#message from dr Laceo:#“I keep telling them to stop using my full name. Atleast It’s redacted.”#“Huh? The anomaly? It’s definitely old. At some point Im pretty sure were just gonna have a full room of them”#“atleast they dont need to be fed or cleaned”#The Bronze Owls
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#bg3 did something terrible to a selection of artists honestly. the tiktok perfect makeup & perfect plastic surgery features#its clearly fed by the bg3 char creator being terrified of ugly people. the npcs see it too. karlach's flawless skin#shadowheart's iconique scar being nearly invisible#an angel loses its wings every time u draw ur tav and their romanced npc sitting close to each other-#-looking like theyve got a nosejob & lip shots & 8 layers of foundation and contour-#-expressionlessly staring forward bc what if they had wrinkles#bumble buzz#delete later#probably#im right but i dont necessarily want to spread negativity abt peoples fanart#i just. wish people recognized this for the brainworms it is#INCLUDING LARIAN. i'll hate them forever for making all these preset conventionally attractive faces#and not allowing you to switch features out#did i ever tell yall that the only reason i even made an original char for bg3 rather than remake an old oc in their creator#was bc THE NOSES ARE ALL SO BORING i couldnt hurt my babies like that#my only skinny boy (bc you cant have a fat tav 😡 massive L) has a big prominent nose!!#idk it feels like a contagion. the beauty standard illness. its symptoms are seen quite clearly in bg3 fanart.#and I don't think its coincidence
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