#i say house flipper in the post but i do agree thats inherently soulless. i thinj the point of it is that it does need to be. like | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

toytulini · 3 months ago

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victorian style haunted house that has dysphoria about not being an open concept minimalist hellhole, before we even have those, so it doesnt know why it just feels sooo miserable and has to lash out at everyone inside it, so its wretched and haunted the whole time, until its finally bought by a house flipper in the 2020s who knows JUST how to fix it

#toy txt post #it lives right next door to the victorian house thats violently resisting the open concept minimalism for itself #actually WAIT. i have a still unnamed witch oc that lives in an open concept modern minimalist house bc i like the contrast with her whole #vibe. what if. thats her house. that would actually be soo funny #she has this wretched awful house that hates everything and puts up with it and then she gets fed up and redecorates and the house suddenly #actually chills out #id say the house next door is birdies. as a joke. except birdie is not renovating. birdie shoved a couple modern appliances into the #kitchen. she hasnt updated the electricity since it was installed when they first invented installing electricity #for anyone else it would be a fire hazard but for her it simply Knows Better #her house is a nightmare #electricians are not allowed inside #its inexplicably Fine #anyway. everyone reads this and starts Booing #cos you dislike The Aesthetic and even i often dislike the aesthetic but you could do some fun transgender shit is all im saying #you mean to tell me this house is miserable and mean bc it hates its form and it cant even conceptualize the changes that would bring it #joy. and then the changes happen and it feels so much better even tho it pisses off the people who think its being mutilated and destroyin #destroying its inherent natural beauty? what next. are you gonna tell it it should at least have kids first? omg nooooo #dont get rid of your gas stove why are you mutilating yourselfffff #anyway this doesnt even have to be the only direction to do transition allegories with. shit is ripe. house designed to be #stodgy and rigid experiences joy in the new dwelling of a relaxex eclectic artist #etc #i say house flipper in the post but i do agree thats inherently soulless. i thinj the point of it is that it does need to be. like #the passion of someone making a home their own. the LOVE of someone finally having a space to be theirself in.

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