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Local cool + aloof guy floored daily by the fact that his long-term boyfriend likes him
#kitty cat#the students in his uni classes think hes cool and intimidating… little do they know he goes home and turns into a marshmallow#dont tell anyone….#artists on tumblr#digital art#procreate#haikyuu!!#haikyuu fanart#fanart#hq!!#yamaguchi tadashi#tsukishima kei#tsukkiyama#tsukiyama#doodles
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#gravity falls#bill cipher#billford#mr bill pines au#the girls are fighting#i forgot the crack pls dont tell anyone#i love their side profiles so much
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Hey if people are thinking of 'stockpiling HRT' and you are doing it with Testosterone, be aware that is a controlled substance and doing this WILL GET YOU A FELONY CHARGE IF YOU ARE CAUGHT (and it would be very easy for this to happen through the way those posts reccomend).
Its your decision if you want to risk imprisonment (and then definitely losing hrt access), but be aware of the serious consequences- especially if you are recommending this to people!
If you do this with E, you get a slap on the wrist. If you do this with T its a felony. A felony charge deeply effects everything you do. Its not just hard to DYI T, its MANY TIMES LEGALLY RISKIER AND HARDER.
#'dyi hrt its fine anyone can'. Tell me you dont know or care doing that with T will get you time in prison and a permanent criminal record#stop passing posts saying to do this without this warning on it. This kind of charge ruins lives and monkey business CANNOT be relied on#'just trust that they are overworked enough to not check they filled it out right and that they will buy your lie'#the second they catch on you are FUCKED. The consequence is not 'uwu you just wont get more extra' its a court date and a cop up your ass#it is NOT fearmongering to say this. do not fuck around with controlled substances when there is a PAPER TRAIL??? HELLO?#do you want access to meds permanently revoked? A mark like that is how you get doctors to not want to give them to you Forever#wayward rambling#rebloggable but clowning will get the post locked
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no one can make it to the moon
#yeah this chapter is so emotionally damaging!#wow posting again. i'm so far gone#shhh dont tell anyone#art#tbhk#toilet bound hanako kun#jshk#jibaku shounen hanako kun#tbhk 120#spoilers#minamoto kou#minamoto teru#akane aoi
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genie: so, you have three wishes-
me: i want everyone in the world to be able to size shift between two inches tall and fifteen feet tall, at will, in a totally safe manner, EXCEPT for my ex and anyone within a 100 meter radius of them. everyone they see or meet will be the exact same height as them.
genie: that’s…. specific.
me: they’re into size. imagine knowing g/t is now real and exists, and you will NEVER get to experience it firsthand. i cannot think of a worse fate for any size fan.
genie: ….y’know what, fuck yeah. let’s do this
me: YAY. so for my second wish, i’m thinking bigass sword
genie: NICE
#g/t#which ex is this about? i’ll never tell#i genuinely feel like ive moved on but sometimes i think of some funny shit like this and i have to post it#so pls dont think im hung up on anyone. im just a comedian who capitalizes on life experiences#anyways. god i want a sword. i want one so bad#i want a replica of inigo montoyas blade SOOOO BAD
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i can't help seeing the concept of "coming back wrong" as reflective of the aftermath of attempted (and unsuccessful) suicide. whether you gratefully accepted death at the end, or you struggled in terror in your final moments and wished you could somehow twist out of the way of your oncoming fate, the choice to die was taken from you. you failed to achieve the inevitable. how wrong must you be, to be unable to even die properly? how horrifying - and how utterly infuriating - would it be, to have everyone around you expressing gratitude or disgust at your resurrection, while you cannot even begin to articulate the depths of your own conviction that death, the inexorable maw itself, must have decided there was something just not right about you, and spat you out?
#🐉#where does the 'wrongness' really come from if not from within?#why else would you provoke such horror and rejection?#suicide mention#<- really dont want anyone trying to tell me im promoting or inciting suicide. i AM suicidal lol.#anyway this will be explored in my fic but hopefully in a more readable format
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my dads shitty fox news i walked in on was a trump woman announcing "one party knows what a woman is, and the other thinks men can get pregnant and we need tampons in boys bathrooms" but tell me more abt how im not a target of transphobia and i need to keep my mouth shut and know my place as a perpetual shield and uplifter of other trans voices due to my inherent male privledge and lack of ever being oppressed for my identity
#logan.txt#transandrophobia#ill put on my Girl Clothes and go to my teacher classes cuz i dont trust anyone to take me seriously as a trans teacher#but keep telling me im privledged i guess#what if the world was made of pudding#if its not obvious#the point of this post is not abt whether or not there should be tampons in the boys bathroom#its not abt menstrual products at all actually
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House MD depicts an autistic who has gotten insanely good at reading people and is just in too much pain to use it for social engineering much beyond his weird little pranks and machinations. my dad is this type of autist, i think of it as the Frasier Crane type as opposed to the Star Trek type. you know. capable of being jocular, jovial, charming, even seductive, but it requires so much bandwidth its still extremely taxing. i have been telling you on this blog for ten years that it is in your best interests to become jocular. it will stun you how much better you are at reading people than the majority of neurotypicals. there's no reason for them to get good at it when they dont even know what there is to get good at. microexpressions are real and i can see them
#blog#autism#of course you dont know whats going on you cant see anyones face!!! thats where all the information is#youre bad at reading people because it causes you physical pain to look someone in the eyes so of course youve had 1/1000th of the practice#this is due to the information overload#grit your teeth through it#they cant tell youre not smiling
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Team loserboy
#been feeling REALLY manic about gravity falls and by extension#this crossover#I've been quiet on here but my mind is constantly on FUCKING FIRE WITH THOUGHTS ABOUT SO SO SO MUCH#I feel like I'm gonna explode#i was just cleaning my desktop and I was like i may as well throw this on here#i'm currently cleaning these up and making character sheets for them#... dont tell anyone >:)#gravity falls#dipper pines#invader zim#dib membrane#billy gaobam#grim adventures of billy and mandy#billy is definitely the least loserboy here#but I've been mostly doing comms#that comes first
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AU martin i've been cooking on the tma rp twitter....
#art cabinet#martin blackwood#the magnus archives#tma#he's pushing 50 here lol. he's 49 !#touched by both the lonely and the vast#so he's kind of like shared properly hopping between sailing on fairchild boats and lukas boats#hes mostly w/ the lukases though heheeh#but he hasnt been fully claimed as an avatar of either yet because of. heh. well. i cant say that here because my friend follows this blog#GATEKEEPING LORE IS MY PASSION#he has a special notebook that he always seems to lose but it always finds its way back to him#its like an extension of him#both a diary and a journal yk#also hes rlly hot did i say that hes super hot like hes steaming hot hes smoking hes so so h#also if youre wondering. haha. ha. yes i'm making a matching tim for himJKHAHALSKA BUT DONT TELL ANYONE!
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guy who cries watching legally blonde
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Someone said Micnight was like Team Rocket. And they were right.
#i got lazy and pretty much copied Mic and Midnight and Jessie's poses from screenshots. Don't tell anyone.#I don't know how to cell shade still#I did the left one in May and it's taken me this long to get to doing the other half#bnha#hizashi yamada#present mic#nemuri kayama#micnight#team rocket#rocketshipping#kojimusa#midmic#etc etc#if you want more rocket stuff i have a side blog for them#@itslavenduh#but i dont post much
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what year is this again?
additional doodles idk
#all the dream drama has resurface my dsmp hyperfixation from like 2021...#no i do not support dream/george/whoeveer the fuck is problematic i cant keep track anymore#dsmp#dsmpblr#dsmp fanart#dream smp#dream smp fanart#dsmp art#exile arc#dsmp tommy#tommyinnit#c!tommy#dsmp tubbo#tubbo#c!tubbo#clingy duo#art#fanart#ophii#ophii draws things#not really happy with tubbos.... but i need to refigure out my designs for them#also if anyone remembers why ppl started portraying tubbo with like satyr-ish features please tell me because i dont remember where that#-came from#because of jschlatt maybe? i dunno...#ok bye...
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Arcane ships ranked, for fun
The main ships and some rarepairs I've found, I like pretty much everything in the first 4 rows. I probably missed some but idk what they are and I'm too lazy to add more rn.
feel free to add your thoughts or ships but again its just for funsies :)
#you can probably tell which characters I like most by how many ships of them I know lmao#ignore the many tags im legit just rambling abt my thoughts on each ship#caitvi is in its own rank cause Im not playing with caitvi fans they are correct that is the best ship even if I like other some ships more#arcane#arcane s2#arcane spoilers#caitvi#jayvik#timebomb#lest arcane#whats the ship name for mel and lest?#lestel? idk im not calling them melest lol#mel x lest#catcouncil#oo is that it? it came up when typing. thats kinda cute but also vague#vilco#ik that one for sure#vanco#jaymelvik#mel x sevika#idk the ship name for that one either I actually just found out abt it but editing the pic for them convinced me to ship them#idk if anyone else ships ambessa and viktor there were only 4 fics on ao3 under it but i ship it cmon he's her type#she would eat him for protein#jaymel#melvik#i actually like both of these ships but they're infinitely better as poly imo#dont know how many people ship viktor and vander either but i saw a lot of potential in act 2 for it with all their astral plane connecting#sevika x ambessa#that would be hot but also hate sex probably#I love sky but i do not ship her and Viktor he just is clearly not interested and she kinda lets go of her crush on him before dissolving
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If you’re gonna care about prison abolition and justice you are necessarily going to have to care about the people who DID do those crimes and just want to reintegrate and live a normal life without hurting anyone. You're gonna have to be cool with the fact that the guy scanning your groceries might’ve raped someone. You're gonna have to relax about the possibility that your bank teller used to be a career criminal. The person sitting next to you on the bus might’ve committed three different murders, and as long as he's not about to commit a fourth right now, that's not your fuckin' problem. People don't disappear from society after they commit crimes, and most of them really just want to live a normal, stable life instead of going back to that. And the best way to make sure they don't relapse is to ensure they're able to live that peaceful life instead of freaking out because the guy next door used to run a dogfighting ring. You don’t have to be friends with them, you don't even have to like them, but you're gonna need to be okay with them existing in society. Sorry.
#spitblaze says things#SPITBLAZE SMASH#ive been playing y8 and lemme tell you. NOBODY else with this kind of reach and budget is tackling this topic#'aaaah that guy used to be a yakuza and hes helping OTHER yakuza find gray area jobs aaaaaaaah'#as opposed to what exactly. unless you want every single person whos ever committed a crime to die they cant just disappear#and anyone who has EVER been a yakuza has a mandatory 5 year period where they have ZERO social safety net. no apartment. no phone plan.#nothing. nada. zip. zilch#this person couldve been expelled because they gave away every last dollar the clan had to charity.#you still gotta go five years at rock bottom and good fucking luck if you survive that#society has undesirables and just shoving them to the side where you dont have to think about them#only makes it more likely they'll relapse#so either be normal about thr fact that someone might have been a felon or a bad person at some point#or shut the fuck up lmao
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At last ive finished the lad
[ID: a sculpted clay figure of Eugene from Drawtectives in his Season 3 design with bleached hair. He smiles awkwardly at the viewer, holding onto his arm.
Second image shows the same sculpture from behind. End ID.]
#Yeah so i hadnt made a figure in months 🤓☝️#drawfee#drawtectives#drawtectives fanart#eugene finch#drawfee fanart#claytectives#drawtectives season 3#drawtectives s3#midnight alley#i actually finished this yesterday but had like a moment and repainted his mouth because i was crying so bad about it being bad#also this is the first figure i took pictures of in good lighting and a makeshift studio in the backyard#dont tell anyone i was 70 percent done on it and proceeded to start over on everything except the face like 2 weeks ago#TYSM anistarrose for id again!!
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