#dont talk to me im somft

[salt216000]

younks you. 1-26 for the character ask game for kirtu

character ask game // open!

im gonna put this under a readmore bc so many questions DFSGDS

1. Why do you like or dislike this character? He's just so awesome. He's cool. He's a dragon. He's so interesting to me as a character with his dynamics with other people, how much he cares but also how much if his protection of other people is fueled by the lack of care for himself.

2. Favorite canon thing about this character? I really like one of his animations when someone talks him up where he does the little. fixing his collar thing. It's cute to me. Maybe not my favourite thing but idk if I have a favourite thing just a buncha stuff..........

3. Least favorite canon thing about this character? i dont knowwwwwww i think i'll probably end up with story thoughts when i play through more of the games but like. what i know abt Just Him? i dont really have anything i strongly dislike

4. If you could put this character in any other media, be it a book, a movie, anything, what would you put them in? Apex Legends so he can be a freak with the infinite respawn stuff /j I waunt to put him in a calm setting where he can relax without being put into massive life or death scenarios for a little while. Let him work through some stuff.

5. What's the first song that comes to mind when you think about them? Baka Mitai bc that was my main exposure to him before I ever thought abt the games themselves DSFGSDF

6. What's something you have in common with this character? Being tw scared of new people.

7. What's something the fandom does when it comes to this character that you like? I'm ngl I just love seeing how people draw him in general. Contrasting sharp n angular serious moments with him being somft and caring with people is one of my favourite things.

8. What's something the fandom does when it comes to this character that you despise? Hmm I've kinda stayed away from fandom, only read a few fics with him and I haven't talked to many people beyond our lil group, so I actually couldn't tell you.

9. Could you be roommates with this character? I think so. In person I'm not really that talkative unless the other person really wants to talk, like I don't tend to walk up to people n just start convos unless we're having dedicated hangout time, so I think I'd vibe with him pretty well bc we can do our own thing in the same space or leave each other alone. Or if I am feeling talkative I really don't care if the other person gives responses or not, I am very happy to talk at people DFSGFDS

10. Could you be best friends with this character? Not sure abt best friends mostly bc we have pretty different interests but I def think we could be good friends for similar reasons as above.

11. Would you date this character? Depends on the definition of date bc you already know my feelings on all that LMAO. I'd very happily Take Him on a date.

12. What's a headcanon you have for this character? I was abt to say he has the soul of an old man but that's not really a hc he just acts like that already sometimes.

13. What's an emoji, an emoticon and/or any symbol that reminds you of this character or you think the character would use a lot? Dragon emote obv reminds me of him,,,I haven't played LAD and IW but I saw the fucking. stickers you can send. And that's so awesome I love the fact he uses stickers like that. Typa guy to thumbsup react things rather than give text confirmation that he agrees.

14. Assign a fashion aesthetic to this character. this is so fucked up dont ask me anything abt fashion i dont knowwwwwww but i think hed look awesome with a boob window. tbh

15. What's your favorite ship for this character? (Doesn't matter if it's canon or not.) Stares at our pfps. man idk i have no idea................

16. What's your least favorite ship for this character? I don't know if it's my LEAST favourite ship, bc I don't really know other ships, but I don't really like nishikiryu. not a fan for various reasons

17. What's a ship for this character you don't hate but it's not your favorite that you're fine with? Couldn't say yet, I don't really know many other ships, or they're not characters I know yet to judge well enough.

18. How about a relationship they have in canon with another character that you admire? ok Now i get to talk abt nishiki and kiryu positively. i just. i love. nishiki. a lot. i dont talk abt him as much as majima but i love him.......... he makes me so sad and going back n playing y0 after learning more abt what happens is making me sooooo. hgrhgrhgr. i care abt them both a lot.

19. How about a relationship they have in canon that you don't like? yumi. like making her main thing the fact that she liked kiryu. it kinda sucks sdfgds theres so much more to talk abt but then she just dies

20. Which other character is the ideal best friend for this character, the amount of screentime they share doesn't matter? idk if id say ideal best friend but the few interactions ive seen between kiryu and ichiban seem delightful. i havent even met ichiban but i love him so much already as well and it just makes me happy whenever i see em talk.......

21. If you're a fic writer and have written for this character, what's your favorite thing to do when you're writing for this character? What's something you don't like? i havent really written him before, ive only written him once and things werent from his pov so idk if i can comment on that atm

22. If you're a fic reader, what's something you like in fics when it comes to ths character? Something you don't like? I also haven't read a lot of fics for rgg yet so idk if I can really comment on it but. The stuff I've read that you've written with him? I said it already but I REALLY like the way u characterise him and how visceral his feelings are when his interla thoughts are on full display.

23. Favorite picture of this character? not sure if i have a favourite individual piece but i looooove brahkest's art and especially their flight rising art. dragon kirtu so awesomes

24. What other character from another fandom of yours that reminds you of them? Sam Deathstranding. They're both tired guys who have a kid to look after that they didn't really expect to have but by god if anyone hurts that kid they will Die. These guys will 100% get themselves killed if it means their kid will be ok. And also Sam pushing other people away bc he's scared of connection compared with Kiryu feeling like he doesn't Deserve things a lotta the time,,,

25. What was your first impression of this character? How about now? The first time I ever saw him I'm pretty sure was a pocket circuit gif LMAO so my first impression is 'this guy's a little goofy'.

26. What's something the character has done you can't get over? Be it something funny, bad, good, serious, whatever? i'll have to play more to pick out something specific i think,,,,,,

[pastelfates]

Can you talk about some of your favorite writing partners on tumblr? You seem to write with some super interesting folks

◌・❀➵ Aaaa I dont want to pick favorites because I genuinely adore all of my longer term moots [I adore all my moots, just I havent gotten to know the newer ones all to well yet!] but I will list moots that I have had some of my favorite threads and convos with!!

◌・❀➵ @morifactory Lena is one of my favorite people in general?? She's so sweet and kind and honestly like a sister to me. We've been moots since 2018! And she's been through so much with me. As for one of my favorite threads [aside from the Carbon and Serina ones] it was when Serina and Eddie first met! I'll always cherish that thread since it how we first met.

◌・❀➵ @constellationcrowned / @malusrecord Kala!! Kala is an extremely talented writer and aaa I def recommend following!! I've come to love so many games and charas through them! I would die for Sunny and Nellie's lil frenship as well as Kariom and Mana's!

◌・❀➵ @strebcr Pineapple!! I adore Pineapple sm! And just aaa I've been so glad to reconnect with them. Mana and Streber's relationship makes so somft.

◌・❀➵ @ervaurem Shai!! Cries I could go on n on ab how amazing Shai is but it'd be easier to take my word and follow them <and everyone else on this list>. The family verse with Sun, Mana, and Law is one of my favorite verses and i just love writing it !!

◌・❀➵ @solivcgant Mochi!! Mochi is super nice!! Rip Eiji dealing with the eggbear saga though--. One day they'll have eggbear omelette!!

◌・❀➵ Im gonna cap there but mentions to @forgottenluck, @ofstarsandskies, @talesofourworlds, @pyonpyonpyon, @archivisim, and you reading this!! You're v v talented and respected. Stay hydrated!!

[literallyjustarat]

Obey me dateables with MC scared of loud voices/shouting

gn!MC

Lucifer

oh boy

the first time he raises his voice and he sees you flinch and all shaky

oh no, what's this, how to ppl

gotta e x p l a i n

never happens again tho😌

makes sure he talks at a normal volume even if scolding u

tho when he's scolding the bros..

and u walk by

it's like instant mute button

they love it he doesnt

makes sure u r okay if the surroundings are loud

Mammon

it takes a moment for him to get used to

took like 3 explaining sessions

"THE GREAT MAMMON IS- ...so sowwy are u okay MC?"

will scold anyone in your presence who talks a bit too loud

also it's a reason to sit a bit closer to u😉

and lean in

if his heart allows it

if u talk rlly soft

oh

oh his poor heart

busts a biG PHAT UWU everytime u excitedly talk about sth u love

help him

Leviathan

he's not that loud anyway

unless he has fanboy attacc

tries to keep it down around u tho

when he talks about this new anime/game he's obsessed with he tends to get louder the more he talks

don't tell him to stop pls tho

just tap his arm

he'll get it

he's a good boy

always makes sure the TV is not too loud when u two watch together

if he sees u getting stressed he'll give u his headphones and put some calming theme music on😭😭

Satan

understands

likes silence anyway

quiet evenings under a blanket with some tea and a nice book😍

if u ask him he will read out loud to u in that nice voice

would NEVER raise his voice at u

don't even think about it

also would curse ANYONE who tries to raise their voice at u

no questions asked

Asmodeus

aw, but I like it loud bOnK

u mean

he can whisper seductively in your ear?

well u do now

he LOVES it

the LOOK he gives to loud ppl around u tho

✨priceless✨

when u get stressed he just.... hides your face in his chest and pets your hair until u calm down

somft

Beelzebub

not particularly a loud person but will look out for it anyway

don't touch his custard tho

rip anyone who's loud near you

they will never be seen again

his hugs are so calming

like

😩no better way to calm down

maybe just the snacks he has in every pocket

Belphegor

another whisperer

likes how it makes Lulu sus of u two

keeps that stupid grin on his face when he whispers to u near him

but also...not one to talk much?

can't sleep while talking so why would he

also doesn't like loud noises cuz naps

if your surroundings are loud will try to get u far from there

cuddlez for calming reasons

bonus

after Solo man sees the brothers whispering to u

when they leave

he leans in

"it's free real estate"

[djxrxn]

melt

helmet-less din au

warnings: curses used, suggestive content

word count: 1.2 k

summary: the razor crest broke down on an ice planet - good thing you have that cute boyfriend to keep you warm !!

a/n: here’s the weekly drabble ! last week was a desert planet, this week is an ice planet, next week who knows !! nothing too crazy, short and sweet - i needed din with his helmet off immediately, so enjoy !!

You trudged through the snow, each step making a muffled cronch. The grey sky above only fueled your mood.

Something was wrong with the hyperdrive of the Razor Crest. You didn’t know much about mechanics, but you knew enough to know that it should have been an easy fix.

The Crest, while incredible in the bounty hunting profession, was a bitch to fix. Parts needed to be in working condition, and before the Imperial era (or the kriffing Clone era for that matter), and needed to be an absolute fortune.

So, of course, the nearby market had been a complete shit show. No one had even heard of the component you were looking for - to be honest, you weren’t even sure what you were looking for. Din had spouted off a few part names and sent you on your way with the credits. You had no idea if you were even looking for the right thing. 

Things. Maker, whatever. You were a farmhand back home, not a fucking mechanic.

Din spotted you first - you were hopping around the snow, huffing and scowling your way back to the ship. He let out a small breath of relief. You were taking longer than he expected - he was close to going after you to make sure nothing had happened. 

“Hey!” He shouted.

You looked up, and there was Din. He smiled at you - bright and warm even on the cold plant. You watched as he called out your name, his words visible in the air. Even in the cold, everything about him was warm and cozy - comforting - all for you. His cape whipped around him as the wind picked up - his hair (brown and soft, how many times had he forgone cutting it because you liked how shaggy he looked) fluttered over his dark eyes. 

He cocked an eyebrow up when you began to violently stomp closer to him. “Any luck?” 

You let out a huff, your voice trembling around you. “No,” you whined.

“You look miserable.”

“Yeah, well, you look way too happy for this situation,” you sighed. “Any luck with fixing the ship?”

Din closed one of the two opened panels on the outside of the ship. “I didn’t have the part.”

He watched you rub your eyes with your hands, almost tripping over your feet. Din closed the distance between you, stepping through the snow with ease. You leaned into him immediately when he pulled you into his chest.

“Hey, what’s wrong?” He kissed your forehead. “Market went that badly?”

“It did - but that's not - it’s just…”

Din waited patiently for you to continue your thought. He felt you shiver, and cradled you closer.

“No one gave you trouble, right?” He mumbled against your hair as he leaned on your head.

“No, no. It’s just… it’s cold here.”

He couldn’t hold back the small laugh. You met his eyes, the little scowl on your face already growing.

“I’m sorry - you’re just cute.” His eyes crinkled at you as he held up one of your hands to his lips, pressing a kiss to your ice cold knuckles. “I forget sometimes that you're from a warmer planet - Maker, you’re cold.”

His brow furrowed as he glazed back to the ship. Din thought about the inventory of the ship, quickly ruling out any possibilities of an extra jacket (especially a much thicker jacket). His eyebrows flicked up when his hand closed over his cape.

Din tugged at his cape from underneath his chest plate - it took a few good yanks before anything happened, but the cape finally gave. He pulled it completely out from under his armor - you didn’t even know it could do that. Din shook it out, dusted off any snow that had fallen onto it, and beckoned for you to come closer. 

A soft warmth echoed in your chest when he draped it around your shoulders, wrapping you up in the thick wool of his cape.

“It’s not much, but it should break the wind.” Din tucked a piece of hair behind your ear before he pulled you into his chest again.

All you could do was look at him - Maker, he was so fucking sweet with you.

He cradled your face in his hands as he kissed you, and you swear the cold around you melted. His lips were soft and warm, and everything turned to fire in your mouth when he parted your lips with his own. Your frustration subsided - all that mattered in this moment was Din. The way he tasted, the way his nose pressed into your cheek, the way he licked into your mouth -

You shivered.

“Heating on the ship still works, you know,” you mumbled against his lips. “Maybe you could find another way to keep me warm…”

Din pulled away to nip at your ear. “Don’t tempt me,” he growled. 

You giggled when he started to nip at your jaw. “Okay, okay!” 

“Oh, what?” He peppered kisses on your cheeks and nose, sprinkled them along your brow and forehead. “Not interested anymore?” 

“Hey, hey!” You laughed as you tried to shield your face with his cape. He pulled your hands away with ease to kiss you again. You smiled against his lips, and he pulled away to bury his face into your neck. 

“There,” he mumbled as he nuzzled his nose against your skin. “All better.”

You hummed a soft, “Thank you,” and he gave an equally small, “Always.”

You both enjoyed each other's presence, basked in each other's warmth and gentle affection for a few moments before Din broke the silence. 

“If the offer’s still on the table,” he said. “I can warm you up a lot better after I get us into orbit.”

You felt his eyelashes flutter when you pressed a kiss of your own against the side of his head. “You better, Djarin.”

“Then I’ll see what I can do.” He pulled away from you and gave you a quick wink. “It might take a few hours -” 

Din stopped himself. He cocked his head to the side, thinking - “Maybe a few days,” he winced.

You let out a small groan. “Wow, I can’t believe we’re stranded here.” 

Din scoffed and patted your thigh. “We’re not stranded.”

“I can’t believe we’re gonna die on this ice planet.”

He rolled his eyes before he kissed your nose. “We’re not going to die here, princess. And besides - you know I always take care of you.”

Din turned to the panel and pulled up a handful of wires. You watched his bare fingers as he started to strip the cords with his viroblade, connecting them to each other in an effort to do… something, probably.

“Yeah, you do,” you mumbled. 

He turned back to look at you, to really look at you. How lovely you looked, wrapped up in his cape, your gentle face against the harsh, unforgiving terrain of the planet. There wasn’t anything he wouldn’t give to keep you warm - to keep you safe.

“Ni kar’tayl gar darasuum,” he said, his smirk giving way to a genuine smile. “I always will.”

A smile of your own crept over your face that you couldn’t fight against. The warmth in your chest rose up to your cheeks. “I love you too.”

[allthatdivides]

WHY do I only get writing inspiration whenever I have a million different things to do this is ridiculous

[staycatcher]

Not to be nsfw on the main but peach fuzz is actually super fuckin cute and soft you should never be ashamed of it. How precious is it that you grow lil soft warm fuzz on your skin🥺🥺

[turtle-ly]

Do you have any catradora fic recs?

i am MADE for this, okay im gonna pick some non-popular ones bc who havent seen them got rec'd a thousand times? let's fucking go:

Oneshots (<5k):

1. blood by lesbians_harold, pre s5 nightmare angsts have a different Spice to it <3

2. Houses Will Build Themselves by jockvillagersonly, somft domesticity, adora builds a drawer

3. but at least the pain will last by TurtleTotem, i throw you on a loop! itsa angst again :) i love soulmate aus but soulmate aus when they're enemies? muah

4. we didn't start the fire (it lived in us) by blackranger (robpatFF), oh how i've thought about you days and nights, op'd adora is very good for your health actually, i've talked about it more here

5. Memory by CabbageCommander, yes i've rec'd s1 angst, s2 angst, now it's s3 angst >:) this fic urged me to do a gifset, one of the only 2 i've ever made, the impact 😌

6. When you’re away (losing sleep) by ClaraZorEl, i love character studies cant you tell

7. Gold, Falling from the ceiling by oliwellwhocares, hair, and the feels

8. how a blessing feels just like a curse by artemiswords, oh turtle you said you dont like angst that much! now explain your bookmarks pls. infected!she-ra :)

9. being chill, being chill with you (oh it kills, they ain’t chill at all) by emdashcomma, how does it feel to see our two favorite dumbasses dancing around each other but like, through the horde kids POV

10. your catra by bogfenwetland, or adora's fight with prime hive mind catra

Oneshots (>5k):

1. Eclipse by theamberissubtle, i guess this is canon divergence since it's from 2019, but great post-war fics are timeless and come in all shapes and sizes

2. Gold, White and Red, hnnnng im feral over goddess adora post s5, see me losing it over the fic here

3. Time to Go by elowen_p, as much as i like canon divergence, im not usually one for s1 cd fics. This is the exception, bc it's slightly Fucked Up and my guilty hc is that everyone in the horde is fucked up in various ways and degrees. adora remains in the horde, but at what cost?

4. tell me (you won't leave me) by insanetwin, post s5 catra submits herself to the mortifying ordeal of being known in order to enjoy the rewards of being loved

5. want me down to the marrow by auberigine, i am rubbing my hands all over s3 aus

6. a rumor, a legend, a mystery by nuttyshake, anastasia au, im gonna be honest with you, i havent watched anastasia for reasons, this one still melted my heart though

7. how can anybody have you by lavendersgreen (M), horde lord! catra. i almost forgot this one is angst angst disguised as fluff lol

8. brave face talk so lightly (hide the truth) by nuttyshake, this is the second time i rec'd this author in this post so im gonna do you a favor and add their tumblr, @/clacing, okay no more angst and its cousins this fic is pure yearning and fluff i promise

9. Meet Me At The Finish Line by clottedcreamfudge (E), haha dumbasses, you should also check out their other spop fics, namely the galling stones series lmao

10. baby, i'm a house on fire (and i wanna keep burning) by wittchers, i was about to stop with these but i cant scroll past this, i think this one is popular with the early fandom actually, medieval arranged marriage au with lord catra, sexy :)

Multi-chapters:

1. 82 Hours by burstofpeony, dancer au where they also got separated bc drama, the usual, but now on a train. i read this fic in one sitting i think

2. notes on fashion by slowdown, im adding this one bc i have taste

3. dangerous woman by n7punk, i KNOW i know, who havent known them?! but this hc is superior babes!

4. on another note im gonna rec on the other side + their and they were roommates collection too. at the 3rd reread im considering this is my comfort fic, if comfort fics are the kind that makes you roll around on your bed and take several breaks to calm down from the dumbassery.

5. wild things by sevensevan, Shadow Weaver sends Catra into the woods to die. Catra doesn't. tbh i'd like to read more about this since im soft for aus where catradora leave the horde on their own, it's still good where it's at tho

Im pulling my bookmarks out for y'all except the almost pure spicy ones that i wont name in this post haha. read these and you might just be able to pinpoint my fic taste :)

[tostmin]

itss always kou lovving hours :33 <3 its big Hug Time :D

bug lovimng hours tonite ur so coole n talented n im so proud to have a siblimng (real not clickbait!!) like uou :] our sonas r huggin rn

[shootingst4rpress]

when you get this, please respond with five things that make you happy! then, send to your last ten people in your notifs (anonymously). you never know who might benefit from spreading positivity :)

oh this is so sweet! um lemme think

1. my birthday party yesterday! i made pizzas w my friends :) 2. telling people about stuff i like or am interested in. nothing makes me happier than someone else listening to me talk about my story or the thing i like

3. im eating birthday cake rn its so good man. wait did i post the Blaseball Blirthday Clake my sister and dad made for me i dont think i did

4. i put up new posters on my walls recently n theyre so good

5. my cat is sleeping on my bed rn :) shes somft

[creepy-bi-day]

I'm here to cherish your great writing and ask for a match-up 😆😊

My appearance: I'm about 5'4 and im pear shaped, I have hazel eyes, and strawberry/ blond/brown hair (I dye it a lot the last color I had was red and when I was going back to my normal color it left a pinkish red undertone to it), I'm ghostly pale, I have slight bit of freckles on my cheeks, I'm a tad bit chubby but oh well that just make me soft to hug, you'll usually catch me in a tye dye jacket with peace signs on it

My personality: I'm known to be subtly chaotic, I make jokes at the worst times and sometimes they can be mean without me meaning to be mean, I lack a filter so I can sometimes be to straightforward, im imaginative I express things through either music writing or art, i love animals more the people most of the time, im very stubborn, I can either be the mom friend or the friend that's feral, im not the best with words I usually show my feelings through actions

My likes: I love tarot, I'm into astrology (im a libra/scorpio cusp), I love animals I have a pet hedgehog, I enjoy doing art, I love music (est 40s through 90s music), I like musicals, I enjoy dancing with a partner (I only really know how to waltz but I like it), i love naps especially when its raining, I like neck kisses, I enjoy cuddling, im a theater kid so I also love acting

My dislikes: i hate being ignored, drunks, my anxiety disorder, a lot of food I have a sensory problem so a lot of different foods freak me out, out of nowhere calls, when someone tests me

Sexuality: im pansexual but I lean more towards men and I'm open minded so im not opposed to polyamorous relationships as long as its close-knit (as in we all love each other not just us loving one person)

Extra: my dream date is being at a gas station at 2 AM in the morning sitting in the corner drinking slushies and having deep discussions. I have ADD, generalized anxiety disorder and depression. I'm a bit obsessive and possesvie due to being from a divorced family (dad cheated on mom ect.). Im definitely a switch in bed. I'm not energetic but I enjoy energetic peoples company. I'm known to have a bit of a hipster aesthetic.

Cusp buddies!! I’m a Sagittarius/Capricorn cusp!! Sun Sag, Moon Capricorn, and my Rising is Scorpio— Oop.

I ship you with:

Tim/Masky!

SFW:

Heads up: Masky and Tim are different people

Tim loves how light you are, in personality

You’re so different from him, and its why he calls you sunshine and his sweetheart

You’re a bit much for him sometimes, but hes just glad it brings him out of his comfort zone, which he really appreciates.

He plays guitar, so like. He’ll sing to you and write songs, usually strumming while he watches you draw

Teach him how to dance plz, hes super awkward.

Likes touching you but is awkward at first and needs an excuse

He loves cuddling. So much. He likes to cuddle with his arms draped around your side while he cuddles you close from behind

Big fan of spooning cause somft

Will probably telll you everything you need to figure out his birth chart just to see you excited.

Loves late night dates, especially just random walks around town

He loves seeing you smile, and constantly brings back little things he finds at gas stations that he thinks you’ll like

Masky, on the other hand

Is possessive and grabby

He likes cuddling forcibly, and will hold you borderline hostage while laying down because he wants to be near you

V blunt. Doesn’t care. He will tell you what hes thinking so, like, you never need to worry about that.

Brings back random shit h e finds from missions and gifts them to you

Once brought you a pretty constellation necklace, it ended up being the Libra constellation and he got to see you super happy

Doesn’t talk much, but when he does please listen

You’re one of the few people he doesn’t get tired of hearing vent or rant, but please dont ignore him. He won’t ignore you, but he’ll listen quietly

NSFW

Tim is def a switch

He’s shy and submissive when hes awkward

Tends to bottom the first couple times yall have sex

Totally a service sub. Just use him please

When hes domming???

He’s a brat tamer and takes a SHIT ton of joy in making you cry for him and making you whine

Aww, his little prinx wants to cum? Beg him more for it.

Loves choking, both giving and receiving

Likes fucking you in front of people to make sure they know you’re his

He is a MASTER with his tongue

Masky is NOT a switch

He’s a very very primal dom

Doesn’t talk much normally, but during sex hes even less verbal, mostly just grunting and groaning your name in your ear

Like Tim, hes very into choking, just don’t choke him plz. He will bite.

Speaking of biting, he loves to leave marks all over your body, making sure you can see them no matter what you’re wearing.

Very possessive, and will NOT have sex where people can see.

You’re his, and only his. Only person he’s sharing with is Tim, and they share a body so its fine.

Makes sure to lock the door, and knows how to roll his hips just right to brush against that spot that has you screaming-

Overall: Both good boys

[cat-vase]

Stuff

Time perception?? Who is she???

I haven’t eaten in 6 hours bc I’ve been watching youtube oh fuck 

All or nothing!!!! 

Doesn’t do anything because stuff I’m proud of is normal to other people 

HOW DO PEOPLE FUNCTION 

THEY’RE SMARTER THAN ME BUT I’M SUPPOSEDLY AS SMART AS THEM??

I wanna do 10 things so I’ll do none of them and instead watch youtube 

i know HOW to do the homework but because i know how why should i put in the effort to write it down 

YOU NEED TO TAKE A SHOWER JUST FUCKING DO IT ALREADY AA

people shift through interests? people don’t have 1 main interest that trumps all others? 

doing things takes Effort i am So Tired 

no sleep or sleeps for 12 hours 

midnight to 6am is NOT secret time that is being hidden from everyone why do you want to do things all of a sudden!!! 

i stim with my hair and nails all the time and have never realized until now

cat... somft.... mm good....

got overwhelmed in the grocery store the other day! someone breathed and i wanted to hit them!  

on the other hand excuse me there must be Something going on at all times. my brain is never silent 

BOREDOM HURTS AAAA 

am i depressed or just lazy. do i possibly have adhd or am i just lazy. am i a horrible person? probably 

I LOVE PEOPLE BUT NEVER WANT TO MESSAGE THEM BC IM ANNOYING AND HAVE NOTHING OF INTEREST TO THEM TO TALK ABOUT-

yet when people dont message me i think they hate me lmao 

HOW DO YOU MAKE FRIENDS???

i have so many fucking tabs open on my computer 

DAYDREAMING. CONSTANTLY. 

the only reason i’m up is because it’s an activity i signed up for. parties? that are shorter than my band days? no thanks too long 

*SCREAMS IN ALWAYS PUTTING STUFF OFF EVEN THOUGH I KNOW EXACTLY HOW TO DO IT* 

is my birthday the 30th or the 31st

what’s your name? 

i know you said English Words but i literally have no idea what you said 

hungry all the time. either that or oops i missed dinner because i was watching youtube uhhh i’ll wait until 2am then 

im sorry im sorry im sorry 

TOO LOUD!!! im being too loud or too fast!!!! 

i probably repeated myself a lot but. that’s something in of itself 

[mysmedrabbles]

RFA Reacting to MC Growing Up an Orphan

requested: by anonymous

a/n: oof this actually turned out really cute so here ya go lads! enjoy!! if you’d like to buy me a coffee click here

warnings: light alcohol mention, but filled with fluff and comfort and kindness (saeyoungs delves more into abuse and emotions)

-somft mod alex

Jumin

-its a semi drunken night when you tell him, you’d finally gotten Jumin to loosen up after a long workday, and were now on the couch together, Jumin’s head on your chest as you ran your fingers through his hair lazily, letting the alcohol dull your mind as you listen to him rambling about his childhood

-it must have been an offhand comment you made that sparked his attention, making him rise from the comforts of your lap as he stares at you incredulously. you sheepishly tell him your story, and although he’s sensitive with you as to not upset you, he’s horrified to learn that you were constantly neglected in your childhood, growing up without a place you could actually consider a home

-he listens to you, quietly concerned as the alcohol hits him hard, and the next thing he knows he’s passed out on your shoulder.

-when he wakes up he has only a faint recollection of you telling him of your past, but he doesn't bring it up; partially because of a raging headache and partially because he didn't want to upset you, you looking so at peace reading something on your phone, a loving smile forming on your lips as you sense him watching you

-he’s not one to go in full steam ahead (well- he is, but he reAlly wants to be subtle with this) but he tries his best to make living together feel as homey as possible

-he talks to Yoosung, the Professional at all things Family, and realizes that he should tone down the money spending to ensure your comfort and instead use that time to do things together, bond over small dumb things. 

-knows that as much as he would want to go back in time and fix your childhood, give you the love you deserved, find you a home, the past cannot be changed. so instead he opts on building the sense of family between the two of you

-he takes you to ikea (Saeyoungs idea), and the two of you find new furniture, something that fits your tastes as well, to redecorate the penthouse. 

-imagine jumin trying to assemble ikea furniture 

-he gets frustrated with having to do things like a commoner, but bless him he’s trying his best to do it for you, and the way your face lights up whenever the two of you do something “domestic” or “familial” makes it all worth it. it’s a learning curve for him too, and despite his protests he cant help but admit that he was missing a lot from his childhood too but it brings him peace knowing he’ll soon be building a family with you ;^)

-he’s not willing to get rid of the giant aquarium pillars, however he lets you get them some cool aquarium furnishings and plants

-goes grocery shopping with you more often, and overall spends more time with you, even telling chef to take the weekends off from now on, opting to cook together instead, and even though most of the time things end up burnt or tasting weird, all that matters is that the two of you have fun

-everyone thinks he’s lost his mind, including for the RFA, who's in the corner crying because “What happened to our cold emotionless Jumin Why Is He SO Domestic”

-teaches you to waltz 

-the day you make an offhand comment about how you consider him your family, he stops and starts tearing up, pulling you into a tight hug as you confusedly kiss his cheek, only slightly worried about him

Jaehee

-it was one of the first things the two of you really talked about, a kind of bond forming over past trauma and losing a part of your childhood. 

-she’s a very action forward woman, knows that she can’t change the past, but she sure as hell can help you heal from it. 

-she takes you to show you all her favourite sweets from her childhood, and takes you to spots she loved sitting in as a kid, trying to share these experiences with you

-she challenges you to a race to see who can climb to the top of a tree the fastest, and it’s one of the few times you see her truly free, giggling as she watches you struggle up the branches, meeting you with a kiss when you finally reach the top, and with her it feels like nothing else in the world matters, that in that moment the only ones that exist are her and the sunset, making her smile shine, casting an ethereal glow on her face as she caresses your cheek lovingly.

-tries to take more breaks to spend more time with you, building more memories in places that most people deem “kiddie places”

-yes im saying she takes you to SkyZone and/or a ball-pit

-she gets lost in the ball-pit, slowly sinking lower and lower as you have to dramatically rescue her

-diner dates, sharing a milkshake and relaxing together after a long day of work, and although none of it can bring back the past, her devotion to giving you fu childhood related memories lessens the pain, and the memories that you build with her of course will always last forever 

Yoosung

-he’s always so excited about meeting your family, about joining two families and building a new one- with this boy its always about family, so how the hell do you bring up that you dont actually have one?

-when you do finally tell him, he stops in his tracks, trying to process how that could be

-he’s a good listener, bless him, and he listens to your story, how you were mostly in and out of orphanages and foster families and grew up a child of the System. 

-at first he doesn’t know what to do with the information, and feels the deep pangs in his chest when he realizes that you missed out on so many things growing up, things that he took for granted

-you already view him as family, (frankly its hard not too, his general attitude towards you, the constant loving gazes, the way the two of you were always there for each other, mixed with the annoying comments of the RFA on how the two of you are “so married” making it hard not to), but he still sets out to make you feel like his family is yours

-this means he introduces you to his family.

-he knows how nervous you are the day before, and calls ahead without you knowing and tells his family to take it easy and not overwhelm you

-however they still do- overwhelm you with love i mean

-his grandma is immediately sizing you up and telling you to eat more, asking what size sweaters you wear and his dad is making silly jokes at your expense, yoosung holding your hand as him and his dad go back and forth one teasing,  one protecting you. his mum is smiling, holding a wooden spoon as she steps out of the kitchen, calling yoosung to help her with the cooking

-his sisters dote on you, introducing you to their husbands as their children run around in the background screaming in happiness, yelling at you to join them in playing tag, and their gleeful laughs draw you in. stopped by yoosung as you run into him, almost making him drop the mashed potatoes, and the look on your face is priceless, making the whole day worth it

-you get along with his oldest sister spectacularly, and you have your time to joke about yoosung as you ask his grandma for embarrassing stories of yoosung. (you enjoy watching his get increasingly flustered as he tries to hide in the crook of your neck)

-you and his parents have a long chat, ending in them hugging you and telling you just how much they appreciate you and the way you’ve made his son grow. the two of you seem so happy together, perfect even.

-it’s almost one in the morning when the two of you start heading home. as the two of you walk to your car, he colds you close to his side, placing small kisses on your cheek as he watches you smile softly.

- “mc i know, i know that you,, may not have had a family growing up but know that,, know that you always have a family in us, you’re a part of my family now, and you’ll always have us. we’re not going anywhere.”

Seven

separate post [here]

Zen

-he’s a good listener, and listening to you talk about growing up poor and alone breaks his heart

-he can empathize, he had to grow up too fast, but he can’t even begin to imagine what you had to go through

-he’s there for you, always trying to make you feel better, and even though you never had a true family, he always lets you know that you’ll always have a family in him, even though you aren't legally married yet, nothing can stop him from calling you his family

-he’s not one to go all big and grand, he knows that logically you can never get that time back, but that doesnt mean you dont deserve that same childish delight that most people get 

-he’s one to treat you closer than ever, like true family, constantly reminding you that he loves you and protecting you from everything he possibly can, doing everything in his power to make sure that you’re protected from pain

-carnival date!!!!

-he takes you out to the carnival, playing all the booth games with you, making it a competition who can win more (the winner being no one)

-you get your face painted, a cliche green butterfly under your left eye, zen getting a matching red butterfly under his left

he ends up just buying you a large teddy bear, unable to have actually won you one (he’s extremely ashamed of himself but its the thought that counts)

-the two of you go on a carnival food spree, buying a little bit of everything as you walk hand in hand to the ferris wheel, (eating with a view amirite)

-please know that he’ll always do anything in his power to keep you safe and make sure you know you’re loved. you’re his family and, along with the RFA he’s yours.

[magg0t-king]

Am in need of somft shit so tell me how Jamey would react to Mel being his personal nurse when he's under the weather (aka fucker got sick).

This man gets a shit ton of flus/sicknesses during winter. He's not good at hiding it as well, but he still works cause thats his thing.

If melody where to act like his personal nurse, he'd be happy and really chill about.

The only NO's for it though is:

Don't run a bath for him unless she's joining him(he'll run his own bath).

Don't baby talk him or baby him in general.

Don't let Cornelius(flamingo) or Pamela (Saint Bernard) near him. He worries for them.

And don't make him upset when he's sick. No he doesn't get abusive/mad. He gets kinda sad like,"im sorry that you're forced to deal with me," and then he asks for hugs**insert tiny sad noises from him**.

ALSO THIS GUY FEELS LIKE A HOT POT FULL OF BOILING WATER. IF HE ASKS FOR BLANKETS, DONT GIVE HIM ANY. HE GONNA FEEL LIKE SATANS PALACE AFTER THAT.

Melody could probably cook an egg on him.

:0

[tickleraptorss]

OKAY!!!!! 

so hgjfkghgfdh the first time i was Got was like. literally 10 mins after liz arrived. we were cuddling nd we were debating who’s the cutest nd. i dont rly remember when liz started tickling me buT I JUST REMEMBER IT WAS SMTH TO DO W OUR SILLY ARGUMENt. ghsjdkfgfdjf they kept pointing out how ticklish i am (bc i am actually. a lot more ticklish than i initially thought i was) nd said th cursed phrases nd hgfjdkfg im Die

later when we were sitting by the campfire nd liz and i were talking abt ticklin nd. we were talking abt who’s more ticklish nd they started!!!! ticklign me again!!!! nd i mentioned how my sweater was providing like. a tiny bit of protection nD they lifted my sweater and shirt up nd they were like “we can change that~” nD HFJDKLSGH... iM DIED

also i got my revenge too!!!! >:) liz is v cute when being tickled and we found two new tickle spots!!!!!! hjdkfgg their laugh is so precious...... im love it

at some point i asked liz for tickles nd they. pinned me down nd did th wiggly fingers thing and sTARTED COUNTING DOWN ND...... jdkfkkfflg tjey did the tickle spider thign too nd!!! called me ticklebug nd gave me small breaks (but they were still teasign me) nd after they absolutely Destroyed me i asked for,, somft tickles so we snuggled while they scritched my tummy nd sides nd ribs it was,,, v nice nd djjdjskdkgg i waS so giggly

jddkksldkfkglgdf im just. im gay! i probably missed some stuff but hdjfkgh liz if ur reading this feel free to rb w more details

[loverboyyyvinn]

all of the nsfw asks

all of them? jesus. lol okay

1:When did you lose your virginity?

this year circa april.

2: Rough sex or soft sex?

i like both. depending on my mood ig LOL

3: Do you have any unusual kinks/fetishes?

i dunno! tbh i’m more of a i’ll-try-anything-once kind of guy

4: Weirdest place you’ve had sex?

a dorm stairwell.

5: Favourite sex position?

i dunno LOL 

6: Do you like to be dominant or submissive?

hmmmmm this also depends on my mood? lol

7: Have you ever had any one night stands?

yeah

8: Sex on the bed, couch or the floor?

tbh i dunno? bed maybe bc they’re kinda somft.

9: Have you ever had sex in a public place?

yeah

10: Have you ever been caught masturbating?

no LOL

11: What does your favourite sexy underwear look like?

i dont have one LMAO all my underwears are like? whatev? idk

12: How often do you have sex?

ive only had it twice

13: Is there anybody right now you’d like to have sex with?

yeah. my partner, for sure. there’s some people that ive thought about having sex with LOL

14: Do you prefer giving or receiving oral sex?

giving

15: Most embarrassing thing that’s ever happened to you during sex?

i cant think of anything?

16: A song you’d listen to during hard/rough/kinky sex?

:/ idk if i would listen to music during sex tbh?

17: A song you’d listen to during soft/slow/passionate sex?

same as above

18: Are you into dressing up for sex?

i mean if we’re roleplaying, then yeah i GUESS

19: Would you prefer sex in the bath or sex in the shower?

in the shower ig

20: If you could have sex with anyone right now, who would it be?

my partner

21: Have you ever had a threesome? If not, would you?

no i havent but i WOULD

22: Do you/would you use sex toys?

i have a vibe.

23: Have you ever sent someone a dirty text/picture?

yeah 

24: Would you have sex with your best friend?

my best friend is my partner, so, uh, yeah

25: Is there anything you do after sex? (for example, smoke, eat, drink)

not really LOL

26: Something that will never fail to get you horny?

honestly? no idea. random things get me horny and i just go with the flow i guess 

27: Early morning sex or late night sex?

late night? ig? idk

28: Favourite body part on the opposite sex?

not sure i have one

29: Favourite body part on the same sex?

same as above

30: Something that you have hidden in your room that you don’t want anyone to find:

my vibrator? i guess? LOL.

31: Weirdest sexual act some has performed [or tried to perform] on/with you:

i mean, nothing stands out as weird for me LMAO

32: Have you ever tasted yourself? [If no, would you?] [If yes, what did you think?]

i guess? also uh. idk. tasted alright i guess

33: Is it ever okay to not use a condom:

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

i mean if all partners consent then you can just. not use it. but i guess to play it safe you SHOULD use a condom yeah? lol

34: A food that you would like to use during a sexual experience:

???????????????????????????? no

35: Worst possible time to get horny:

LOL uh. in class i guess? or like during an important meeting/event

36: Do you like it when your sexual partner moans?

YEAH

37: How much fapping is too much fapping:

uhhhh when it starts hurting instead of feeling good. like a BAD hurt. u get me? yeah

38: Best sexual complement you ever got:

i got complemented on my moans once which was nice i guess

39: Favorite foreplay activities:

idk? just like, making out i guess. and like? wandering hands LOL

40: What do you wear to bed?

depends. sometimes nothing. sometimes just a t-shirt. sometimes a soft dress. LOL whatever tbh

41: When was the first time you masturbated:

i think i was like. 10?

42: Do you have any nude/masturbating pictures/video of yourself?

i mean i’ve certainly made them. do i have them on me now? no lol i deleted that stuff on my computer n i got a new phone recently so LOL not at the moment

43: Have you ever/when was the last time you had sex outside?

if outside counts the stairwell in a dorm building, then back in april

44: Have/would you ever have sex in public?

yeah LOL im into some exhibitionist shit tbh

45: Have/would you ever had a threesome?

i would.

46: What is one random object you’ve used to masturbate?

you know those toothbrush holders? yeah. that.

47: Do you watch gay/lesbian porn? why/why not?

i watch all types of porn.

48: Do you like oral sex? (why/why not)

yeah its nice. :)

49: How do you feel about tattoos on someone you are interested in?

i dont care lmAO

50: How would you feel about taking someones virginity?

i think id be nervous LOL but i wouldnt mind? ig

51: Is there any food you would NOT recommend using during a sexual encounter?

tbh i ??? dont see the appeal in this so ??? idk

52: Would you rather be a pornstar or a prostitute?

:/ unsure uhHHHHH the former i guess

53: Do you watch porn?

yeah. not that much anymore but yeah i guess 

54: Have you ever been called a freak? Why?

uh LOL not in a sexual way. but yeah.

55: Do you feel comfortable going “commando”?

yeah i do it a lot

56: Would you have a problem with going down on someone if they hadn’t shaved their pubic hair?

yeah lol idk

57: If you could give yourself head, would you?

i mean???? i guess?????????????

58: Booty or Boobs?

….. uh……………….. booty? ig?

59: Have you ever cheated on someone? (Why?)

no lol

60: If you were the other sex for a day, what are five things you would do?

i’m not comfortable answering this question LOL

61: have you ever watched someone masturbate?

yeah 

62: has anyone ever watched you masturbate?

yeah lol

63. Have you ever had an erection and someone noticed?

n/a

64. What is your method of masturbation? (ie. toys, clitorial, prostate)

i usually just finger myself LOL but ive been using a vibe lately n thats been fun

65. What is your bra/penis size?

i’m not comfortable answering this LOL

66. What is the strangest thing you have ever put up your vagina/anus?

u kno that toothbrush holder thing i mentioned? yeah

67. When was the last time you masturbated?

last night

68. When was the last time you had sex?

april

69. When was the last time you watched porn?

LOL its been a while. i dont even remember

70. Have you ever bought a sex toy? If so, which one did you buy last? First sex toy? If not, which one do you plan on buying when you do?

i bought my first vibrator like. last weekend.

71. Guys:Circumsized?

n/a

72. Which not-genital part of your body do you like being touched?

????? honestly i dont know

73. Which genital part of your body do you like being touched?

tbh i like… anything

74. Girls:Are you able to achieve orgasm just through breast stimulation?

n/a

75. Have you anonymously sent a sexual ask to someone on tumblr?

yeah LOL

76. When was the last time you have had a wet dream?

i dont? remember. 

77. Which wet dream was your favorite?

i was being manhandled in the middle of class. that was fun i guess

78. Is there a friend you would willingly have sex with?

hmmmmmm yeah

79. Is there a celebrity/character you would willingly have sex with?

honestly? i have too many character/celebrity crushes you cant just ask me that LOL. probably all of them

80. Favorite sexual position?

idk

81. Do you like being called a slut or whore in bed?

yes

82. Are you into any BDSM?

ye

83. Have you ever wanted to have sex with someone but knew you couldnt for any reason? Why?

yeah. uhhh like distance. and age. n the fact that they only see me as a friend and nothing more. those are some examples.

84. Do you like dirty talk?

yeah!

85. Are you loud or quiet during sex? Masturbation?

i try not to be but i can get kinda loud LMAO. i can typically control myself in masturbation tho

86. Have you ever been inturrepted during sex or masturbation? Who/what?

once my roommate walked in when i was masturbating and i had to quickly hide everything and pretend i was studying

87. What kind of porn do you like to watch?

honestly? ive watched some twisted shit b4

88. Have you ever confessed to someone that you got an erection over them? What about masturbated to them?

i believe i’ve told someone i’ve masturbated to them b4

89. Have you ever masturbated because your sexual partner wasn’t there when you needed them?

YEA

90. Have you ever had a one night stand? Do you still keep in contact with them?

yeah and no.

91. Have you ever had a friends with benefits? Are they still beneficial?

nope.

92. Ask whatever you want

this requires a question LOL

[glowingtithe]

Sam is so tiny,,,,,,she’s gonna fucking drown in my hoodies + jackets