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Talking even briefly with another mexican (american) trans person is kind of sad, yeah
#im not. the most worried for myself#im not visibly trans#not even out to anyone but friends and online#and im pretty damn white too#not one thats gonna get profiled or anything likely#dont even know spanish#but im worried for my family#and i also do not know the citizen status of my biological dad and that kinda spooks me#we’ll see#blah blah
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"Bill... Can I call you that?" / "You can call me whatever you want except 'My Love'!"
"Ha ha! That's a joke! Everybody loves me!"
Y yo a ti Ford, or whatever. @fearoftriangles pointed out that in the Spanish version of The Book of Bill: Bill says Ford can call him anything but "Mi Amor" instead of anything but "Late for Dinner" and-
...I swear, Spanish translators cannot keep getting away with this
#Its been 4 years and i still regularly think about 'Y yo a ti Cas' you can't do this to me AGAIN#joke is that this is the format of the Destiel y yo a ti cas / dont do this cas meme but i fear by making them look happy i lost the vibe#I will redraw them with the og crying meme someday tho i think it'd be funny#Gravity falls#Billford#Stanford Pines#Bill Cipher#Ford Pines#young stanford pines#bill/ford#Bill x ford#Destiel meme#Fan art#Fanart#GF fanart#Artists on tumblr#My art#The book of bill#Tbob#Love them they are the worst and apparently even more worse in spanish <333#I hope i got the words right i do not speak spanish and i know google translate is the source of all evil 😅
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maffhew who refuses to say runebergin torttu because he knows hes gonna butcher it so bad he might be kicked out of the country the second he tries and staunchly avoids that by going "the one dessert that barky is going to have to explain 😃"
sasha who gets faced with the most generic description of everything hes ever eaten in his life so far because of maffhew and going "???... oh you mean runebergin torttu!"
"he did good he liked the food and he likes the finland so far so its good" sasha says with so much pride now that all the anxiety has left his system that his husband teammate is enjoying his country and doesnt hate it
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the smile of a man who knowlingly doomed his husband and said husband using all his brain power to context clues his way to whatever the fuck he just got asked that his brain is running hotter than a mid 2012 macbook air thats somehow still alive in the year of the lord 2024 but girl does she chug along shes louder than a fighter jet
#matthew tkachuk#aleksander barkov#florida panthers#2425#the famous vanha kauppahalli date™#we know how bad he is at pronouncing words not in english he does not want to fuck up his husbands language in front of him#(the nhl stars try to speak german video has entered the chat)#different attitudes here lmao#“he did good” mate he was... eating food... what... what is there to praise here..?#i shivered sweet mary and joseph sasha this is how you praise maffhew? yeah id be an annoying little shit about it too#whatever they have. unexplainable. i wont even bother#im glad to see pie and cake are still very confusing for esol#somehow ive had the conversation with several different people in my lifetime and realised even i dont know what the fuck it is#in the sense that when i translate pastries into english for my american friends i just pause and go#wait... i think this is a pie... but its called a tart in spanish but its also kind of a cake? and- [windows reboot sound]#ive had to do this with pastafrola and im like please just eat it dont make me explain im gonna cry if i do#I DONT KNOW WHAT IT IS IN AN ENGLISH CONTEXT BECAUSE IT DOESNT EXIST IN AN ENGLISH CONTEXT TO ME JUST EAT IT#“so whats the difference between a torta and a tarta and isnt a tarta kinda like a pie-” “stop asking questions you dont want answers to”#you have no idea how upset i get trying to explain#im glad sasha at least protrays a little of that frustration by going “i dont know english word” girl SAME
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my first time doing a ship chart dont throw tomatoes at me guysh. im elaborating on the tags because im embarrassed. user f0rgetf0rgetting extreme yap session
i also got too passionate on the madoka magica one and ended up doodling this
#im slightly projecting on cadana bc i actually dont know what am i (currently unlabeled) but the demisexual flag fits somewhat#feel that it also fits him…….prussia is self explanatory me thinks. it fits him like a ring on a finger#(is that also a saying in english? im directly translating it from spanish😭😭😭lolz)#my take on their relationship is based on this fic i read once#The Invasion Domestic by calciseptine on ao3. life changing made me a prucan enthusiast#(also the reason as to why i think prussia himself stands on the way of their relationship and the slowburn)#NOW. THE MADOKA ONE STAY WITH ME#if what i understood of my watch of the show. the two of them are willing to sacrifice things for the other HIGHLY but in different ways#i dont think prussia is nice kind nor remotely innocent as madoka BUT he is completely willing to sacrifice his whole existence for canada#like. without doubting it even once. “my life is yours the moment i realize it’’ (pulled this line out of my ass)#canada is more than willing to make sacrifices for prussia#he loves him regardless of his stupidity and mediocrity. he is willing to fight to save him in his own terms#ENPHASIS ON HIS OWN TERMS BECUASE THEY ARE BOTH SO DIFFERENT DROM EAHC OTHER#anywho. i feel like canada (as america’s brother) doesnt mind eating whatever he was available#hetalia#hetalia prussia#hetalia canada#prucan#canpru
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English product packaging has come out for Metal Cardbot!
These will be coming soon to Russia and you can find their listings online over on the Rosman toy company's website (coming soon). No listing for Dexter, Wild Guardy, Buster Gallon, or Buffalo Crush yet. This also comes with the release of the Russian dub, airing on Karusel on the 20th.
No word yet on any other territories that may be receiving these on store shelves.
#metal cardbot#i dont know if even miniforce is sold anywhere here so idk if america is in their market or anything#also im pretty sure the eng dub company also does the spanish dubs so im wondering where that is#anyway ignore that these r still shitty ai art product packaging. samg hire someone else soon pls#Метал Кард Бот
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Lando with Carlos' friends, post race, Mexico GP 2024 for @blorbocedes
#for a bunch of rich white spanish conservatives the sainz entourage sure is disconcertingly attractive#not to mention their collective obsession with lando...#i already know what the entertainment of the evening is going to be at that post win afterparty 😳#ln04#carcarlando#(tangentially and also so i dont lose this)
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disfrutando la musica de Lali por el primero vez y BOOM. COLABORACIÓN CON MIRANDA! ??????

#esporasgalaxia#FOLLOWERS WHO DONT SPEAK SPANISH LALIS MUSIC SLAPS EVEN IF YOU DONT KNOW A WORD. PLEASE BELIEVE ME#adddna
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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
#puddle talks#f1#oscar piastri#charles leclerc#george russell#dont ask why i was watching it in spanish . it was the only one available#otherwise you have to put in your like tv provider information...? and we canceled cable so idk if that would even work#so spanish it is <- he does not know any spanish
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You know, it's been years now, and I still follow a few blogs that post for thr fandom... I need the last few remaining fans to know: anyone that popularized the last name "McClain" for Lance, I need you to jump into a boiling pool and you can never get out.
Maybe look up Cuban last names??? And don't use any of the first 10 results??? Do your fucking research??? Look up how Cuban last names work, maybe??? Don't just settle for the whitest last name to fucking exist, and call it a day????
It works similarly in mexico, First name, maybe middle name, sometimes third name if your parents are feeling a bit quirky, then Paternal lastname Maternal lastname. Maybe! Maybe he's mixed! A mexican parent and a Cuban parent! A Brazilian parent and a Cuban parent! Maybe!!! He's even part native! But I don't trust white fans with native characters. Learn to behave and maybe we'll trust you with native characters.
Just. Stop it with McClain.
IF YOU ARE WHITE, YOU CAN REBLOG BUT IF YOU TRY TO START SHIT I WILL BLOCK YOU!!!!!
IF you are latine, specifically Cuban, feel free to add your own thoughts on this matter
#voltron legendary defender#voltron#lance voltron#lance mcclain#gross evil awful who is that man#lance with literally any latino last name#beautiful amazing i would die for him#listen#im mexican and very fucking tired#yall just didnt want to put the work in so you just went with mcclain#which i think was the original lance's last name??#wait i just checked the original lance didnt have a last name either mcclain is from the comics#ALSO HELP JAMES IS LIKE THE WHITEST NAME IVE EVER HEARD#call him jaime leandro or something that has flavor#he can go by his middle name#thats what my mom did#idk it just frustrates me you know??#and i HATE the way his family was written in the show#he fucking called his grandparents memaw and pepaw or somethinf like that???#I HATE IT!!!#even if he didnt speak spanish#his parents would have probably made him call his grandparents abu something like that#again cuban voltron fans chime in#what did you call your grandparents#i dont any any grandpas#but i called my grandmas “abuelita” and “abu”#oh right me personal tag#raine thoughts
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is it fucked up that as a filipino i dont know any filipino mc streamers or filipino streamers in general? like the ones who actually stream in tagalog/bisaya/ilocano/ilonggo/whatever dialect???
like im so envious of the ppl who are like "so and so was my childhood im excited to see them in qsmp" and here i am like "wow filipino streamers huh can't wait to meet them ^_^"
#qsmp#i would also like to preface this post by saying im from the middle of mindanao and i spent all my life hating manila#motherfucking manila why do they always get all the conventions and concerts#most of the ppl from manila ive interacted with online/irl when they learn im from mindanao say 'wait you have internet?' fuck off fuck you#actually now that i think about it maybe i dont want filipinos on the qsmp our country is so fucked up it's like the tower of babel#like what if theyre out of touch rich kids or worse like what if theyre from manila? like i cant handle that#dapat yung laki sa hirap dapat yung probinsyano#coco martin for qsmp#payag ako na tagamanila kung laki sa hirap#ALSO WE HAVE SO MANY DIALECTS LIKE HOW DOES THIS EVEN WORK?#like are they only recruiting tagalog streamers or are there cebuanos and ilonggos too? maybe even maguindanaoans? im reaching#when q said he was researching a country with an interesting culture i hope it was us#pilipinas as a country is just a whole can of worms and it sure is interesting#i also spent most of my life hating spanish ppl for colonizing our country haha and now im learning spanish haha how ironic#actually no im like cellbit im learning mexican#hi mexican ppl did u know our countries are like colony twins#girl no one is reading this
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had this sapphic moment with a coworker where she asked me if I was using contacts and I told her that I did and she was like, "I have 20/20 vision" and I diplomatically asked her, "what the fuck does that mean?" because in my country we don't use that and she replied, "it means my vision is perfect, how bad is yours?"
and i was like ?? rude but told her, "from where you're standing right now, it would be impossible for me to see you without my glasses"
Mind you, it was like a meter and a half, maybe a little more. and she was like "really? and from here?" and she got closer, sitting in the chair beside me and I was like "no, im really blind, like, legally blind. if I could drive i'd need like. a telescope."
she laughed and got really really close, like. i could see that she has green rings in her blue eyes and said "and from here?" and I felt my heart dropping to my ass and I coherently stuttered a "huh," and then I added feeling SHAME in my face, "i guess I could" and she smiled even more and leaned back and didn't say anything until we started talking about something else and then she dropped me off outside my apartment because 1) I dont know how to drive 2) it's freaking cold outside 3) my place is so fucking far from my work 4) she offered until I say yes
anyway i wished i was dead.
oh, and she gave me a lollipop that's from a latino brand and I was like "...really? for me?" and she was like "duh, of course." and I felt like I wanted to fucking cRY
#she's not sapphic tho. she was probably teasing. which i think it's nice because we have known each other for two weeks and#she's already making me feel welcomed so it's nice. but im planning to use this scenario for a story because it's kinda gay#even if she's not#i know she isn't because she made me translate a message in spanish for her from a guy that said he missed her so much#besidees. i dont plan to have anything with anyone until i die. i want to die alone. like i was born
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feel like we as a community do not take advantage of the fact that almost all of the characters we have at our disposal are bilingual. there is a world of hijinks we are not accessing
#ieytd#*I* would have accessed them like months ago if i remembered how to write#and also if i ever worked up the courage to ask for translations from my like. 8-way-bilingual stepmother#i forgor she knew all of those languages#the only people who might not speak other languages is like. maybe prism and juniper? maybe hivemind? i dont know#and MAYBE phoenix based solely on the translation comment in the first game. but even then that's a stretch#the handler is canonically bilingual. same with anna and fabby and solaris i would imagine seeing as they're all immigrants#i really like the thought that zor is native in spanish its one of my favorite zor headcanons so as far as i'm concerned they're bilingual
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Some quick qsmp doodles, missa is my favorite youtuber and to see him interact with philza its so surreal to me THIS IS AWESOME!!!
Unos dibujitos rapidos del qsmp, missa es mi youtuber favorito y verlo interactuar con philza es algo surreal para mi ESTO ES GENIAL!!
#qsmp missa#qsmp philza#qsmp fanart#qsmp#doodles#minecraft#if u dont know missa check out his youtube channel he is a riot i love him#even if you dont know spanish he is so expressive and his videos are so weird and funny
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How.
How bad is it that when I have to write a poem and I have no ideas except for traumadump my first thought is Fandom. As bad as it is, I am one minsung sonnet and half an Elizabeth Afton sonnet deep.
#writing poetry?? me?? it was for class I have Trouble writing these#even though I love poetry!!! but i have more practice songwriting!!! so im just uncomfy with metric-ed poetry sometimes :/#elizabeth afton#minsung? maybe? huh. I'd show it in my skz blog but. its in spanish and i dont really know who wants to see a novice unrhiming sonnet#translated to a language into which I have practically never written poetry so. yeah#writing poetry
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#they’re trying lol#there was definitely a time where meta tried very very hard to get dedede to use better grammar. it did not work#they’ve had this conversation several times#but there’s no changing it#one day meta will slip up and say it himself…probably#it’s all in good fun#kirbyposting#my art or something#meta knight#king dedede#metadede#meta has rbf part 932#headcanons#i do think that meta has gotten less strict with how he speaks over time but he definitely cares a lot about not messing up#he probably worked very hard to make sure that didn’t happen but nobody in dreamland really cares#he’s only a little bitter about it lol#i dont speak Spanish but every time i see caballero my brain just wants to think ah yes. caballo. horse. even though i know that’s wrong#dedede is just forgetful
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"my education is my highest priority" everything returns to vocaloid
#delete later#shitpost#vocaloid#?? idk i might keep it up. yes ik turning off rbs is a thing now technically but i always keep forgetting and also naaaah.#i might go edit proper tags in later just bc i dont this to show up in main pages but i needdddddd the organization on here#i made this a while back procrastinating on a linguistics reading and then never posted it#AND THE CIRCLE IS COMPLETE BC IM POSTING IT NOW WHILE PROCRASTINATING ON ANOTHER LINGUISTICS READING LMAOO#dudeee i gotta lock in. oh my god. its so bad up in here triple assault. i cant focus on SHIT. WHY DO I ALWAYS GET IDEAS WHEN IM BUSY AHGHH#this might be revealing a bit too much info but pls this is legit what happened LMAOO 😭🥴#we're starting ipa alphabet stuff now and im like 'hey i already know you...' from phoneme fuckery ive had to do for voca shitposts#knowing linguistics is cool cause u get to dissect what makes languages work and i thought that'd be genuinely helpful for things#like i plan to do more english/spanish translation work specifically so yuh. but also I KNOW internally in my heart...#despite trying to give the professional justifications I KNOW my stupid ass is secretly just absorbing all this knowledge for voca purposes#my brand of shitposting goes against the very origin of the word since 'shitposting' originally refers to very low effort low quality memes#so there's been a semantic shift in definition even outside of mine but i still think its really funny. i put a lot of genuine hard work#into making stupid little jokes to amuse primarily myself and maybe anyone else who finds it on the internet. so yea#no but genuinely though its unironically incredible how much shit i've learned direct or indirectly for vocaloid shitposting purposes
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