#dont even get me FUCKING started on snow okay

[realmikedirnt]

gonna do this now while i take my meds

w's for yesterday: class went well, i had stuff ready to roll even though an assignment was posted late. i was even not too weird around my classmates

got the skip to m4 even though it was hashtag Painful

WE GOT OUR RECLEAR IN ONE NIGHT, it was so exciting, now we have all the rest of the week to go do fun shit

watched leverage with the cats (they required this)

today: no classes bc of the snow, and i slept in (both kind of a w kind of an l)

grill't cheese >:3

gave a friend a ride

had tea and a good dinner and a conversation i've wanted to have for a while, and while it maybe didnt end how i hoped i'm still happy with how it shook out

got my disc farm working in minecraft (floating island now comes with Creepy Ambiance, courtesy of jukebox and also allays)

almost... done... with netherite farming..... /falls over

ALSO while i was writing this twizzler came upstairs and demanded pets and lovies. best boy

[belit0]

HIHIHIHIGIHI I JUST RANDOMLY GOT AN IDEA SND IF I DONT REQ IT NOW IM GONNA END UP FORGETTING IT IN LIKE 20 MINS AND NEVER REMEMEBRR IT AGAIN AND I THINK YOU CAN WRITE IT GOOD SO UH ANYWAYS

what do we think about indra, sasuke, izunax reader with just naturally cold skin but theyre like completely unphased about it

like he just holds their hand one day or something and it’s like “?? what the fuck🤨” bc theyre so cold

ALSO SORRY FOR REQUESTING SM I THINK I SENT ONE LAST WEEK SORRYSORRYSORRY

No problem, there's no limit to how many requests you want to send me! Just be patient with me—sometimes it's hard to keep up with everything that comes in, and I like to take my time to write each one with good quality.

Indra

It happened in passing.

The war council had ended, the halls were emptying, and she remained seated beside him—silent, poised, always collected.

Indra reached for her hand without thinking, a fleeting gesture.

But the moment their fingers touched, a sharp pause struck his features.

He pulled back half an inch.

Then frowned, narrowing his eyes at her hand like it had personally offended him.

–You're cold.

His voice was calm, but there was a very real undercurrent of judgment there.

–Are you ill? Injured? Dying?

(Y/N) didn’t even blink.

–No. That’s just how I am.

Indra stared again, as if that answer were unacceptable.

Then, with zero warning, he covered her hand with both of his, palms like embers compared to her icy skin.

–Ridiculous.

But he didn’t let go.

And from that day onward, he simply held her hand longer—less out of affection and more out of some unspoken vendetta against her body’s temperature.

Izuna

–Damn, wait wait, okay, okay... Who died and brought winter into your bloodstream?

Izuna had laced their fingers together during a walk—nothing more than a flirtatious gesture, all teasing grin and swaggering stride.

But the moment he felt her skin against his, he stopped in his tracks and stared at their hands like he’d just touched a ghost.

(Y/N) raised a brow.

–Dramatic much?

–No, no, you don’t get it.– He pointed at her hand, then at his. –This is warm-blooded Uchiha flesh. That is ice. What are you, part snow spirit? Should I be worried?–

She just shrugged, completely unbothered.

–It’s always been like that. You’ll get used to it.

Izuna snorted, but still kept holding on, swinging their linked hands a little too hard.

–I better. Or I’ll start bringing gloves on our dates.

A beat.

–Wait. Do I get an excuse to buy you gloves now? This might actually be perfect.

Sasuke

It happened by accident.

(Y/N) had handed him a book she’d borrowed, their fingers brushing briefly.

He stilled.

His eyes flicked down.

Then up.

Then down again.

–You're... freezing.

There was no drama in his voice.

Just confusion.

Suspicion, almost.

–Yeah. I run cold.

She didn’t even react, going right back to her seat like she hadn’t just left icicles on his palm.

Sasuke stared at his hand, then at her, frowning slightly like she’d broken some unspoken law of biology.

He didn’t say anything else.

But the next day, when she sat beside him, there was a small packet waiting on her desk.

A discreet pair of hand warmers.

No note. No explanation.

She looked at him. He didn’t meet her gaze, only muttered:

–Don’t let it happen again.

(Y/N) smiled faintly, tucking them into her sleeve.

It was his way of saying he cared.

[izzylovesmatt]

be mine, playboy

bsf!chris x bsf!reader

⚠️warnings ⚠️ suggestive content, 18+, Dont read if you are a minor

dividers by @bernardsbendystraws

summary- none get to reading 🥰

it was a cold dark winter night, The snow was falling from above into the water where me, chris, and a few of our closest friends sit comfortably in the hot tub drinking and talking ending the Christmas party with some fun not a single care in the world. Larray is the first to break the silence, "okay guyss let's play truth or dareee we will go around the whole hot tub." Everyone collectively agrees, almost everyone had gone it was just me and Chris who havent been asked. "Okay Chris if you had to choose one person in this hot tub to fuck who would it be?" Nate asks him giggling while he speaks. "Why does my dare have to be weird everyone else's was easy." Chris says throwing his hands up then taking a sip of the drink in his hand but before he does he speaks up"Y/n" he answered his dare, "oooo okay now it's y/ns turn to answer." Larray says looking at me to which I'm sat between the two brothers Matt and Chris. "Okay y/n we saved the best for last it seems." Nick says making everyone in the hot tub laugh. "Truth. or. dare" Nick says in a dramatic tone "dare." I say taking a big sip of the drink in my hand finishing it then tossing it over to the side "okay we have a feisty one over here" Nick says jokingly "I dare you to sit on the most sexiest persons lap for the rest of the night" he says with a shit eating grin on his face knowing exactly who i will choose,im a little nervous to sit on Chris's lap i don't know where it will lead later tonight. As i slowly pick myself up with my hands and lower myself onto Chris i feel his eyes burning into my head as I put all my weight on him.

Chris's pov

The night continues to go on but I feel frozen i feel like I can't move and if I do she will feel my dick rock hard right under her with everyone right there to see the embarrassment on my face. What also doesn't help is she is in the tiniest pink bikini showing all of her curves and her plump ass that j cannot ignore, the water moving from how much people are in the hot tub and making her rock back and forth right where I need her the most. I try not to touch her body but I can't help myself, my hands start to wander to her hips squeezing them and holding her down hoping to feel any kind of relief. 15 minutes later everyone from the hot tub are gone, they went inside all drunk and called it a night. However my night was just beginning. End of Chris's pov

I can feel the alcohol coursing through my veins controlling my every move, i waited for everyone to leave then i flip around straddling Chris and putting my arms around his neck. Starring into his blue eyes that are centimeters away from mine making me feel like I'm floating, also making his stare go straight down to my core. I slowly start to grind down on him as I speak feeling his hard cock right through his swim suit "what are you thinking about Chris" as I say his name a small whimper leaves his mouth "hmm?" I say trying to get him to answer the simple question I asked, but before he goes to speak he stops himself and leans in closer so close I can feel his breathing on my face every little feature on his face turning me on more he's so beautiful. Suddenly Chris closes the gap between us and we're into a deep slow and sweet kiss but that sweet kiss turns into something more then that something darker, Chris grabs my ass and starts to grope it me making me grind even harder onto him. "Lets go inside" I say breaking the kiss for one second then kissing him again "no no I need you now." he says slamming you back onto him, as he does this you let out a small whimper at the feeling of his dick touching your wet clit "mm guess your not getting anything tonight since you're being annoying" i say giving him a kiss on the cheek and climbing out of the hot tub. I can feel chris's eyes burning into the back of me as i walk back into the house and go into the bathroom to take a shower. To be continued

part 2????!

not very christmasy but it's snowing so it counts 😀

[tr4v1e]

Double trouble.

Note: I DIDNT COME UP WITH THIS- IT WAS REQUESTED PLEASE DONT GET MAD AT ME.. 😭 lol literally thought of team rocket after naming this part “Double trouble.”

PART TWO COMING SOON DONT HATE ME—

characters: Lottie Matthews x Travis Martinez x fem!reader.

summary: threesome with lottie and Travis while everyone fell asleep in the cabin :3

warning: swearing? , smut MDI.. MINORS GET OUT—

“just like that baby, your nearly there.” Lottie huffs, gently thrusting two fingers inside your clit. All you could do was nod stupidly, feeling the urge to cum then and there. “fuuckk I’m going- I’m gonna cum..” she whines, throwing her head back against the headboard of the bed. Before everything around her started to blur.. everything feeling fizzy.. fake even.

..and just like that, Y/N woke up.

It’s not like her to have a dream.. especially like that.

it was all just a dream, she looked under the blankets, realising there was a wet spot from under her panties. She quickly covers it and changes, getting ready for the chores to survive the wilderness, like always.

Lottie has been during the same wilderness retreat, meanwhile talking to Travis more often. Natalie has been ignoring the two of them, helping out with other stuff before her and Travis going off to try find more food, it’s been unsuccessful.

Y/N walks outside in the snow, the snow storm was lifted for the meantime. She walks to the lake, grabbing any loose sticks from the fire to try last them a night or two.

Maybe an hour passes and she manages to get going back to the cabin carrying wood in her arms enough to last around three days. Until she hears it.. it heard like someone, a loud moan coming from the direction of the plane.. Y/N climbs up the steep parts of the snow, her eyes meeting the parts of the plane. The noises get louder.

Y/N peeps her head through the plane door before quickly looking away, her cheeks flush red..

Travis was being seen fucking the shit out of Lottie fucking Matthews.

Lottie had half her clothes back on, or at least the top of it. Her hands were held behind her back while Travis was thrusting fast into her.

The noises were ungodly.. like nothing she’s never heard before, it was only making her wet herself. Y/N quickly grabbed her backpack, putting the sticks in them before going to run back to the cabin.. until suddenly, someone grabs her by the back of the shirt, pulling her into the plane.

Y/N falls back before being greeted by a pissed off Travis and Lottie, both annoyed but still curious on why Y/N was there.

until, travis spoke. “Explain yourself.. fucking pervert.” He scowls at you, his pants were now zipped up but you could tell that he was rock hard.

Lottie finally spoke. “Travis, give her room to speak. I’m sure she has a good explanation of watching us..” the tall brown haired girl spoke soft. Travis managed to calm down, he nods.

Lottie looks at her with soft eyes, she wasn’t fully dressed. Your eyes meeting her dripping cunt before quickly snapping your gaze away from it.. cheeks still flushed. They both probably knew you were just as wet.

“I just- I was.. I didn’t know- .. I’m sorry.” Y/N mumbles, turning her head away from the two as she sits up.

“Look- I will go back to the cabin. And I’ll pretend this never happened.. okay?-“

Lottie leans forward. Her eyes furrowed at you, travis wouldn’t stop glaring at you, all he saw was a perv watching them fuck.

Travis and Lottie look at each other, before nodding.

“There could be.. another way.” Travis speaks, the tone of his voice was hard. (Like his dic lol- )

Y/N looks up at them confused for a moment, before realising the hint. Her eyes widening.

“Y-you don’t mean..?-“

“Oh, but we do mean.. the wilderness needs to be pleased, and like people say.. the more the merrier.” Lottie interrupts Y/N talking.

it was true some people said that.. but not in that way- Y/N looks up at them nervous, before swallowing up her dignity and agreeing for what they have planned.

“fine.. for the wilderness.” she mumbles, standing up and then walking with them back into the spot Y/N caught Lottie and Travis fucking.

this was going to be one hell of a fucking ride..

[maraudersoncrack1981]

25 Days of Jegumus - Day 1 - Snowflake

☆ @noblehouseofgay ☆

I know in late but I'm trying to get my love for writing back and I thought this could be fun!! I'll try upload Day 2 soon :3 <3

TW:

•Mentions of Walburgas A+ Parenting

•May not make sense as again, this is just me trying to love writing again/get better

•Our favourite homos

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Regulus sat in the astronomy tower, scarf wrapped around his neck and gloves clinging to his hands as he watched the snow fall. Tomorrow would be the day everyone goes home for the Christmas holidays, including him. He'd be back in that same old house, with his same old family, with their same old values.

With their same old abuse.

Whilst other families will be spending Christmas cosied up by the fire, opening presents, and having fun with loved ones, he'd be going about his day like it was any other because how dare the thought of celebrating a filthy muggle holiday even cross his mind. He has and never will be aloud to celebrate Christmas.

Just as Regulus was about to start moping some more about how much he was dreading tomorrow's train ride, the door to the astronomy tower burst open, making Regulus jump and let out a small squeel, and who other than James Fleamont fucking Potter to show up at a time like this huh?

James'face lit up at the sight of him, "Reggie, hi!" he said in that dumb angelic voice of his whilst wearing that stupidly gorgeous smile that he hated.

"What do you want, Potter? im busy!" Regulus said, eyes glaring trying to scare him away.

James looked at him, smile fading into a worried frown. "Is everything okay Reg..? What happened?" James makes his way over to Regulus, his eyebrows creased as he looked down at him, taking Regulus' hands in his. Regulus took a shakey breath.

"O-Of course i am?!" He stuttered, trying to keep up a cold act. "Why would it matter to you Potter, its none of your business!" He spits, again trying to make him go away. He was starting to get emotional now.

"Not when you're so clearly upset! I know you, you're gonna pretend like nothings wrong and try to get me to leave you alone, then you're gonna be up here for the next 4 or so hours upset out of your mind. So tell me Reggie, whats wrong?" James stated, still holding Regulus' hands gently. He began to tear up. How could James know him so well?

"I dont want to go home for Christmas" He lets out in one breath. Eyes tearing up at the thought of spending another Christmas without his brother; cold, sore, and alone.

"I-I hate it there James! If one word comes out of my mouth if ive not been spoken to i get hexed! The abuse was bad when Sirius was there but ever since he left its just gotten worse! Im scared to breath to loud around them James!" He breaks down, tears now spilling out of his eyes from all the built up pain and hurt he hasnt let out for the past 3 years.

James pulled him into his chest and held him closely as Regulus wept, holding on tight. "Shhh its okay..." James comforted.

James pulled away and held Regulus' face in his hands, wipping away the tears as best he can, and James' eyes lit up with an idea.

"Come home with me." He spluttered out, Regulus' gave a shocked expression, not expecting such a proposition.

"B-But- I cant! They'll come after me James! Dont be so nieve! If they find me theyll hurt you!" Regulus panicked, how could James think of such an idea?! it would only make things worse... right?

"Think about it Reg! Christmas with Sirius! And me of course but thats besides the point... and even if they do come looking for you we wont let them take you! Trust me Reggie" James says, looking into his eyes with hope and very poorly hidden excitement. And for somr reason, he does trust him. He sniffs and lets a small smile cross his face.

"I suppose... its not the worst idea your brains came up with..." Regulas says, slightly teasing. James lets out a laugh as a huge grin plants itslef on him. Something small, white and fragile catches james' attention, his eyes slowly following it before it lands on Regulus' red cold nose.

"A snowflake..." James murmured, a look of pure adoration in his eyes looking at the smaller boy who was trying to see the snowflake before it melted.

Regulus let out a small laugh before meeting his gaze. He gave a soft smile in return.

"Thank you James"

"Its my pleasure Reggie"

[verynastyspoon]

Scout x Fem!reader pt.7

Summary: Christmas with his family

word count: 1.1k

Warnings: Angst

Authors note: I know he’s from boston but shut up

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Christmas season has fallen across New Mexico, the green grass has been covered in bright white snow and the normally hot, sweaty weather has become cold and icy.

By now you and Scout have been together for almost a year, and he has the brilliant idea to bring you to meet his family. Now you two are on the road to his childhood home.

“I’m nervous, what if your mom doesn’t like me?”

“Trust me, she will,” He reassuringly puts a hand on your thigh with a small smile. “Its my brothers you have to worry about.”

“How so?”

“There are 7 of them and let’s just say they dont know how to treat the ladies like I do.”

“Ya because you’re just so good with the ladies.” You say, sarcastically teasing him.

“Hey! I’m great with the ladies, that’s how I got you.”

You smile at him in defeat. “True.”

You two pull up to the boisterous house, it is jam packed with cars so you have to park in the road. You open up the car door and you both walk to the front of his childhood home

Scout knocks on the door, you wait a few moments before a door is swung open “Jeremy!” His mom kisses his cheeks “I missed you so much!”

“Ma don’t embarrass me infront of my girl.”

She gasps in shock. “Is this the girlfriend i’ve heard so much about!?”

“Hi i’m y/n, Jermemy’s girlfriend.” You put your hand out for a hand shake but quickly pulls you into a hug.

“Don’t be a stranger come in!” His mom says energetically.

You and scout walk in to all of his brothers drinking, screaming, fake fighting, and playing baseball in the house. But it all stops the second you walk in.

The eldest brother is the first to speak up. “Hey tiny who is this babe?” He says checking you out

Jeremy frowns at this statement, taking a step forward cover you. “This ‘babe’ happens to be my girlfriend.”

The whole room goes silent again before laughter erupts. “You cant be serious! Why would such a sexy young girl date a loser like you?!”

As the night wears on the insults, and the flirting only get worse. All of his brothers try to swoon you over to no avail, Jermey has tried to keep his cool but he’s about to snap.

One of Jeremys copy and paste brothers try a different approach of winning you over, a more touchy one. “Come on baby lets got out of here.” He puts his hands on your waist. “We both know he’s a little loser twink, he might even be gay. How about you try a real man.”

Jeremy turns around to see the jarring scene unfolding, that’s when erupts. “DONT FUCKING TOUCH HER!” He punches his brother in the face, hard enough to hear a crack.

“Jeremy stop!” You yell, scared of what he might do to him.

“No im not gonna fucking stop! Somebody has to stand up to these guys since you clearly don’t care. All of them flirting, telling you i’m a loser, all these other fucking things and you just sit there! You probably even fucking like it, having all these men fight for your attention!”

You stand there shocked at what your boyfriend just said, mouth covered by your hands, with tears in your eyes. “Fuck you.” You say weakly, then run outside crying.

“Y/n wait! I’m sorry!” Jeremy starts to run after you but is stopped by this mother.

“Give her a few minutes, trust me”

Jermey think for a moment, with a sigh he nods.

“And all of you,” His mother says sternly. “should be ashamed of yourselves. Go outback and think about what you’ve done. Jeremy you stay here.”

All of them men grumble in disapproval but oblige.

Jeremy’s mom sits down on the couch, patting the spot next to her. “Sit.”

Jeremy sits down with his head in his hands. “I never should have said that.”

His mom thinks for a moment. “That’s true but you were just upset at your brothers being immature.” She gives him a hug. “It’s gonna be okay, I know you love her. Now go explain why you did that and how sorry you are.”

Jeremy nods then walks outfront. “Hey.” He says softly.

“What do you want?” You say, wiping the tears from your eyes.

“I’m sorry.” He sits down next to you. “They were just,” He sigh “being assholes.”

“That doesn’t mean you get to be one to me!”

“I know I know” He takes a deep breath. “When I was little I would always try to woo the girls, give them flowers, chicken, compliments, anything I could think of. But one of my brothers would always swoop in and take her from me. I’m just scared they’re gonna do that to you.” He says weakly.

“Jeremy, you know I would never do that.”

“I know but I don’t know, you know?” He groans “I’m so sorry I just love you so much, and when you weren’t telling them off and just going along it freaked me out.”

“I wasn’t trying to just go along, I was scared. I didnt wanna make a bad impression. I plan on being around for a long time so I just wanted them to like me.”

“I guess they liked you a little too much.” He says trying to add some humor to the situation.

You dont reply, still just staring at the ground.

“I know I fucked up,” He takes you hand. “but please forgive me.”

You take a deep breath in and nod. “Okay but never do that again.”

He quickly pulls you into a hug smiling brightly. “Thank you!” He kisses your cheek. “I’ll never act like that again.” He holds you a few more moments before letting go. “Now how about we go tell my brothers to go fuck themselves.”

You giggle and nod.

“Nice, let‘s go.” He takes your hand and runs outback. “Hey assholes!” He yells at all his brothers.

They turn to listen. “Watch this!” He pulls you into a deep kiss with lots of tongue. “This is my girl and she doesn’t want any of your sorry asses!. Now excuse us im gonna go home and fuck her better than any of you ever could. You’re all welcome to watch if you wanna see what a real man looks like.” You and Scout start to walk away when he notices his brothers are following. “I was joking about watching you freaks.”

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[ilovepersephoneprice]

okay!!! you gotta tell me who your fav sotr characters were!!

OMG WHERE DO I START

I've been a Maysilee girl since I was 11 and watched the fan made YouTube video, so of course Maysilee, she's so me if that tells you anything about me as a person (except I'm, in general, kinder)

Louella, my baby angel princess, you deserve the world and a million little kisses on your forehead, come here sweetie, I'll braid your hair and tell you stories. I love her so much.

are we recognising Lou Lou as a character? I am because I love her, she did nothing wrong, I just wanted to hold her in my arms and tell her everything was okay whenever she was in a scene

Lenore Dove, of course, how could she not? not over how she's Maude Ivory's baby. and how Clark Carmine and Tam Amber raised her. not over it. that's my family fr

haymitch, obviously, do I need to elaborate? my boy is the definition of DESERVED BETTER right there along with Sejanus, Rue, Prim, Lenore Dove, Louella, Lou Lou, AND LITERALLY EVERYONE IN THIS SERIES OMG ARE WE ALLERGIC TO JOY IN THIS FANDOM!?!?!?

Ampert, omg, that's my son, he's 5 minutes old, world, please be nice to him

the geese, little divas, love them

AND GOD LITERALLY EVERYONE OMG. I HAVENT EVEN PROCESSED IT ALL AS CANON YET SO MY BRAIN IS ALL FUZZY.

also, Snow, when I fucking catch you, Snow. I would've gone at him with my bare hands AND ID DO A CONSIDERABLE AMOUNT OF DAMAGE. THAT FUCKER. HATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATE. LOATHE. LOATHE. I NEED A WORD STRONGER THAN LOATHE AND HATE FOR THAT PATHETIC EXCUSE OF A MAN. MY GOD, I DONT GIVE A FUCK YOU DIDNT GET TO HIT WHEN YOU WERE 18, MOVE ONNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!! STOP BOTHERING THIS INNOCENT FAMILY!!!!!!!!!!!! I HAVE YOUR HOME ADDRESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[that-one-weeb-buts-its-the-main]

Blood Upon the Snow part 3

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reader: female

notes: RAHH PART THREE WHO TF IS LIVIING AT THIS POINT IN THIS STORY???? Also, I had a whole nother "good ending" written out but you dont get that :) I might right like an after math chapter, @fangirlingatstuff @majestichugs

Warnings: damn, death, i had reader rip a head off a body...god damn? Blood warning, Sad warning

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"Come on!" Flint rushed everyone out the cells, the leafmen gathering quickly together, holding lovers, brothers, sisters, and friends in relief, "Listen!"

Leafmen took attention quickly; "We don't have time, and there's alot of us," Flint commented, "Princess Y/n is alive!"

They looked amongst each other in relief, "She wants everyone to make there way into Wraithwood, we'll grab stragglers along the way-"

"No way!" A woman argued, "We're not leaving Moonhaven!"

"These are our people! We're sworn to protect them!" A man spoke up, "We won't let them stay this way!"

There was an uproar as Flint gulped, "L.Listen!" He ordered, the commotion stopping.

"I get it," He told the, "I do, trust me....but if we do this- we- we have to do this smart,"

"The armory and forgery will have weapons." Someone told.

"We can start there," Flint told.

"Come on," Dagda led the kids into the empty kitchen, he setting on of the little girls down as they grouped up, he kneeled down, "We're okay? All of us?"

They nodded, "See nothing to be scared of-"

Relaxation turned into fear as the kids screamed; "Jael look out!"

He turned his back; a large form bigger than the door frame behind him; axe in hand.

"Oh...shite..." He gulped.

"Don't just stand there move!" Dagda shouted as the axe came down he pushing Jael to the ground.

Dagda and Jael scrambled to there feet as they backed up, "Run North!" Dagda ordered the kids, "To Wraithwood!"

The kids stood in shock, all gathered around and scared, "Listen to him go now!" Jael ordered.

"Come on!" Coral snapped, she helping pull the kids out the back door in haste.

"Can we take this thing?!" Jael argued, the thing roaring at them in response.

"We have to!" Dagda argued back.

The axe swung and they back up, it rushing Dagda, heavy swings; one hit could end it all, there was no use in attempting to block such a hit, and avoidance was all he could do, he tripping over a stool, just for the axe to come down besides his head.

"Hey! Fuck face!"

The thing turned around, Jael holding a large kitchen knife in his hand, he gulping as it picked up its axe with ease from besides Dagda's head, it marching towards him.

"Get your father and the others!" Jael ordered, backing up towards the back steps and to the door, "Come on!"

Jael was quick to make it out the back door, the thing following him. Dagda sat there panting to catch his breath; he standing up to look for a weapon, a large kitchen knife similar to the one Jael had grabbed and rushed off to find his father and the other royals in the only reasonable place; the throne room.

Flint and the leafmen had made it to the amrory, they had taken any gaurds out along the way. Everyone grabbing what little there was left, some left to large daggers and cracked swords.

The plan quickly talked about and discuss; what leafmen where there would spilt in two; one team to storm the throne room; the other half to start making there way to civilians in support.

"Princess Y/n in the throne room- we take out people along the way and storm the throne room! Your target is The Mother of the Fungus! The Queen of the woven in-between!" Flint announced, "We'll need her head- break her neck and spine connection and we'll kill her for good."

Y/n sat at sword point with a glare on her face.

"Split Queen Tara's head open," She ordered the woman with the drink tap.

The guards who had dragged the dead bodies in went over to Tara , cutting her connection to the others and dragged her over.

Y/n didn't even look at Tara; she holding eye contact with the woman above her, a smirk growing on Y/n's face, "What the hell are you smirking at?"

"Too pussy to do things yourself again?" Y/n snarked, the woman growling.

"Do you not see what I'm capable of!" The Mother argued, throwing her sword to the side, picking Y/n up by her neck; if Y/n wouldn't shut up; she'd shut her up; and for good this time, Y/n choked, a hand punching at the woman's wrist to let her go.

"Let her go!" Tara shouted, "Don't! Don't hurt her!"

The Mother too enraged by some bratty comments didn't realize Y/n had held her sword loosely in her hidden hand.

"I. I.!" Y/n choked out pushing on the womans face, trying to get free.

"What? No comment now!?" She laughed.

Y/n's hand gripped on the sword as the woman degrade her, "All this for what!? A boy!?" She laughed, "You're a pathetic excuse for a woman!"

With a quick movement Y/n drove the sword through the Mother's side, she dropping Y/n as Y/n pushed the sword further into her rotted gut, "You bitch!-"

Y/n walked her, grabbing her by the hair as she pulled the sword out. Y/n kicking her in the back of her knee, causing her to drop and tossing her to the ground, she growled as she got up to swing at Y/n.

Y/n grabbed the womans arm tossing it to the side,

"Fucking kill-"

Y/n was quick to reach for the woman's hair, pulling it hard causing her words to be cut off and a grunt of pain to replace words.

"Sad excuse for a woman?" Y/n asked, "Me? Would you Look at yourself,"

The Mother tried to pull off Y/n's hand, yet it didn't work, Y/n's glare down at the woman was nothing but full of anger, Y/n looked at the sword in her hand, and then back down at the woman.

"You know," Y/n spoke, "Before this, before this experience, I would of just tried to sympathize with you, tried to have empathy- try and help you and your people even,"

She tossed the sword off the the side, it sliding across the room; "I have no more... no more empathy, or sympathy, I don't even have rage."

Y/n forced her to lay along the step, "You think I would- after all look- my kingdom? My people? Have just been taken over- you killed my people, my family-"

Y/n pulled her hair again; her mouth opened and out came pain, Y/n forced her jaw down, kneeling down to force the woman to bite the stone step.

"Y/n...Y/n what are you doing?" Tara questioned, the grip on her arms tighter as the guards watched in fear.

"Now, Now I'm just fucking annoyed." Y/n snapped, hand on the back of the woman's head in support, leaning her weight, keeping the woman down, it doubled a balance as she raised up her free foor.

And hard came down Y/n's foot on the back of her head, a distinctive crack heard.

Tara was dropped, and the crashing of glasses shattering as they hit the floor was heard.

Dagda turned the corner, as did the other leafmen charging behind Flint, ready to turn into the mall hall and rush past the doors into the throne room. There was only a nod between the leafmen with Flint and Dagda, and just like that they were following Dagda's lead into the throne room; The doors slammed opened, two guards, backing up the first thing in sight, fear on there face, Dagda following the line of sight.

The room was filled with silence; and then they heard it.

Crack.

It was loud, and distinct.

Another crack and a grunt of exhaustion.

Finally the loudest once, and the twist that came with it, distinctive from the blunt crack, another one, and then a pulling crack; like the sound of cracking your neck after a hard day of work and finally consist heavy breathing of exhaustion.

Y/n kicked the body off the steps, she turned her head just enough to see the guards fleeing.

Y/n holding the Mother's head in her hand; she gripping the hair, "Your queen! Is dead!" She shouted.

They were quick to get down on their knees with their heads touching the ground. Y/n turned back towards the other who had the tap in her hand, she on her knees as well.

"Y/n?"

She turned her head quickly to see Dagda, her expression lightening at the sight of him, but her attention changed, and Dagda's eyes followed, Flint on his knees, he quick to bow with his head touching the ground for her, she looked at her grasp, blood dripping onto her shoes and onto the steps below, with it in hand she walked forward.

She stopping infront of Flint, "Revive my people, as you did me,"

"Yes my Queen," he answered hastily raising to his feet.

"Help him," She ordered the men and women behind him.

Yet they were still- "Now!" She demanded and they rushed along with her order.

Dagda was quiet as he looked up at her, and she only glanced his way, before walking away.

"Y/n-" He tried to stop her, "Y/n stop!"

Yet she only continued forward, walking past the guards still on their knees and out into the open, past the grand double doors.

What a beautiful thing it was; people of this kind; this army...all collected at the bottom of the stairs. They all like her; rotted from the inside out; eyes missing and replaced with the beautiful bloom of fungi, heads re-constructed by the maze of colors, throats slit and covered just as hers had been, all intwined, all together.

And it was snowing...

She lifted the head up to the crowd, shouts and war cries of praise filled her ears, before she chucked the thing down the stairs, allowing it to hit the steps and roll into the crowd, her hand covered in blood.

Looking back, Y/n saw Tara, not moved from her spot but turned her way; an unplaced look on her face, as the children ran into the throne room from up the stairs. Queen's thankful filled cries as The Nothern Kingdom Royals could only cry in despair of there now missing son. Mandrake hunched over his slowly waking sister, thankful she would be okay. Other soldiers over an awake Finn, they'd squeeze the life out of him he just got back, others trying to attend to Nod and Ronin.

Then there was Dagda.

"Goodbye," She nodded to him, turning around-

"Was it a lie!" He shouted to her.

She paused, "Did you really love me the way I loved you!"

Y/n glanced back towards him, before turning herself back towards him; "I've loved nothing more than you,"

"Then where are you going!?" He questioned, "Why are you going!?"

"Six sets of seven days," Y/n answered, "The rot and fungi that is now mine will spread with snow, all things natures given; I take all those things back from the living, they will be with me, you will see it travel, in packs, in trios, in duos, a deer and a wolf, or a fawn and a hawk, no matter the land of orgin two will be together, nothing will be alone,"

"Except you," Dagda commented.

Y/n was silent, "let me come with you," Dagda pleaded.

"I won't take a child away from a Father." Y/n told, "I am...already taking a child away from two..."

Y/n curtsied to him, a hand extended out in her bow, "Until I see you again. Prince of Wraithwood; holder of my heart, my soul, and my mind."

She turned and walked away, she walking her way down the steps, bloody foot prints being left behind in the ever building snow.

She could feel her heart ache, and her head hurt, her eyes starting to water as she reached the end of the stairs, a sob stuck in her throat as her people parted for her.

She could hear a cry of sadness from behind her as it echoed in the quiet every growing dusk, Tara calling out for her in pleads to whoever was holding her broken form, it had finally set in.

Flint had caught up to her, "I want you as my right hand," she told him.

He bowed his head, "of course my queen."

"Are they alright?"

"Everyone will be alright." He answered.

"Good."

Dagda walked out the doors, standing at the top of the steps he watched Y/n and the army marching behind her. A hand coming up to his shoulder. He looked over his father beside him- he could only hug him, Mandrake rubbed the back of his sons head: the past had been repeated...again.

Love doesn't coquer all.

[i-cant-sing]

GUYS OMGGGGGG MY CRUSH AND I ARE NOW IN THE SAME ROTATION🥰🥰🥰 (but only for 3 more days before I go to the next department for my new rotation 😭😭😭)

BUT BUT BUT TODAY WAS SO CUTE OmGG

Okay so basically, I was taking stuff out of my locker inside the clinic, ready to do a patient, and i looked to my side and I saw HIM, but I was like "I'm gonna pretend I didn't see him, because he's also getting ready to do a patient so like what time do we have to talk about- also wanna see if he actually cares about me or did he just forget me"

And I was wearing my gloves and he had started wearing his like 2 mins later and the he turned to me and said "hey, you're Snow, right?"

And I said "yes" before going on to my patient, cause I was busy, but on the inside I was like "OMGGGG HE REMEMBERS MEEEE🥰😭🥰😭🥰😭" EVEN THOUGH I WAS WEARING MY GLASSES AND NO MAKEUP AND MASKS AND WHOLE DIFFERENT PERSON (not even my sharp eye liner😭😭 but imma wear it every day now that he's around🥰🥰🥰)

And then we both were the last ones to finish our patients, I got done with mine earlier than him and then I had a test today, so I went up to him and was like "heyy, are you free? Can you help me with this test?" And he was sooo sweet and nice about it, like he was going "dont worry, you'll do great! You're gonna be fine😄" and I was like 🥺🥺 on the outside but on the inside I was like 🥰🥰🥰🥰 and he was even like "ohh, if you need help with anything else, let me know. Anytime, whenever😃"

AND THEN when I was done with my test and I was returning to the clinic to get my stuff, he stopped me- STOPPED ME, and asked how it went. LIKE HE DIDNT HAVE TO DO THAT AT ALL BUT HE CARESSS😭😭😭🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰 So, when I said, yeah it went okay, be said "see? I told you, you'd be fine!😄👍" AND IM JUST SCREAMING BECAUSE YES I WANT HIS APPROVAL AND PRAISE, FUCK IT IMMA STUDY FOR REAL NOW😭😭😭😭😭

He looked so fine today too, and I swear, he's like much nicer and cuter in person than on texts...

(God, either make him mine, or let me move on from him ASAP)

[suffarustuffaru]

hiii i made another rezero spotify playlist again.

so this goes through subarus Entire character arc from arc 1 all the way roughly to arc 8!! gonna put notes under the cut.

theres a few repeat songs from my other playlists, mainly from the emilia playlist and the other subaru playlist i made, but i keep it to a minimum!! these songs are important okay.

i use several rezero songs because. well a lot of official rezero songs are from subaru's pov if you look at the lyrics + play in certain crucial moments. and also theyre bops and this is my playlist so i do what i want HAH

also in general i wanted to choose a blend of. more depressing songs. but also more upbeat ones. and a mixture of both of those. subaru has a rollercoaster of an arc hah i had to get a specific Tone here.

the first three songs are the intro songs!! the ones that summarize subarus entire character <3 okay also i know "the whole being dead thing" is an absolutely hilarious choice for a subaru playlist. even in just the song title alone. but LMAO i stand by that choice. 1000%.

"waving through a window" is like. just a bit pre-arc 1, then "connect" is the arc 1 to arc 2 transition

"relive" and "peace and love on the planet earth" mark memory snow and the end of arc 2 overall. "all i've ever known" is in this section because of remsuba growing close together. "ceilings" and "same boat" are in this section because i think they kind of fit the specific kind of Yearning subaru has. just in the sense that rbd undos time hes spent with the others; he loves them, but do they love him back? he knows them, but they dont know him. that sort of thing. i had to acknowledge it ;-;;;

"wrecking ball" (yes i know its a very fitting song title aljsldf) to "mr loverman" are arc 3!! also yes i know theres a lot of songs from the show crazy ex-girlfriend in this section but like. hear me out okay those songs fit. i think it's easy to tell what theyre referring to with the song titles alone also alksdjfljksfd

(and yes "what is this feeling?" is referencing subaru and julius's unfortunate first meeting. i couldnt resist.)

"realize" (this is specifically the cover that subarus va did!!) to "hopes and dreams" is arc 4. "look whos inside again" and "this is me trying" can be seen as references to subaru's first trial also.

"haven't you noticed (i'm a star" to "fightsong" are the transition from arc 4 to arc 5. and yes i had to include the song "boy bi".

"theater D" to "zero to hero" is the rest of arc 5. and yes theater D is an extremely good song okay it deserves to be in this playlist twice. the second time just represents sirius fucking shit up <3 "i see stars" is supposed to represent subaru's heroic speech to the entire city!! "immortals" is also in reference to subaru learning reinhard can Also die and come back.

"soldier, poet, king" is the transition into arc 6. you can also see the "soldier, poet, king" as julius, subaru, and emilia.

"demons" to "soap" is the rest of arc 6 <3 and if you so desire it you can see "at my back" and "what else can i do?" as julisuba (platonic or otherwise) songs.

"collusion" and "malachite's theme" are the transition into arc 7-8 and the rest of the songs that follow after are the rest of arc 7-8!! "run boy run" marks the start of the child subaru arc yes.

"your reality" is the finale song... i know it's like a pretty calming choice for a subaru playlist aljsdlf but i feel like the lyrics are fitting for the entirety of his character arc and the possible direction it might take yes!!

[scalpel-mom-mori]

Okay so i'm being so fr modern au was a divine revelation recently but here are my delusions before the translations drop because i just. Yeah. I have delusions. I have thrown out almost everything from the official au this is MY delusions only.

Oz: I think no one actually knows why he's famous. He's so deeply ingrained in a particular community that even if he killed a man his chat would be giving him pointers on cleaning up the evidence. He's probably a formerly-faceless souls speedrunner that slowly started speaking on stream and then decide fuck it and took a go pro out into the wilds of fuck all to show chat some cool plants and bugs and now he just does whatever and chat has to put up with. People (me) were really mad that he was hot when he finally revealed his face.

Arthur: Student life vlogger. Unoriginal i know but he got binaural mic and has a really nice sounding keyboard. Very calm streams/vlogs but sometimes he rages on twitter when his classes are kicking his ass. It's kind of an open secret that he lives with oz and arthur's chat begs to see oz just living his life because online presence oz is just weird and people were really confused when they realized oz has to eat. The way all this came to light was arthur brought him food and scolded him for streaming so long while oz was live.

Cain: Someone on the JP side said this happened to him and it totally did. He has to beg chat to stop sending him money. Sometimes it works. Kind of like oz, he got popular for a specific game but then people realized he's literally the perfect man and now he just kind of streams whatever. He still streams his og, probably a battle royale pvp, but he also pours a lot of time into cozy games. He's the male streamer that all the otome games sponsor because he's got a pretty decent sized female fanbase. Clip farms all october with horror games. No one is mad about this his reactions are funny asf.

Riquet: As funny as it would be to assign him theology for lols i genuinely believe that this kid would unironically slay at theology and religious history. Bro talks about the interplay between history and power and religion, as well as translation history and revision and historical church politics. Being so fr when I say he probably knows more about jesus than most people three times his age. Agent of chaos

Snow and White: I dont have any headcanons. From the tweets ive seen they are a PR disaster. Why are they flirting with each other from the same fucking account. Why do they feel the need to ensure that their followers know they will be bathing together tonight. Who asked.

Mithra: Gap moe. In my headcanon (delusion) he's a counterculture model but he hops on twitch and streams stardew valley for nine hours. Sometimes he gets forced to play battle royales and he's the guy that ggs in the chat and gets flamed. Is he good at them? Good question. He streams in the middle of the night tho. No amount of trying has fixed his sleep schedule. Kuromi girl but if she was a 6'2 guy with racoon circles under his eyes

Owen: DECORA BOY GAP MOE. If mithra is looks scary but is secretly cute as shit, owen is looks cute and is scary as fuck. Food vlogger. This man streams from the grand opening lines n does outfit of the day shit. He and chloe do grwm/makeup stuff together. he's like. Menhara boyfriend but he hates his chat but then he gets annoyed when they mention other streamers. Doesnt get invited to pvp games because he griefs too hard.

Bradley: Look i know he's an actor but it would be so fucking funny if he was a pro esports player but in his free time he plays minecraft and talks about heists. Has crashed cameoed in nero Nelly's streams enough that there's a lot of rumors about them but he always brushes it off saying that he just crashes because the food's good. Bradley's tweets are the funniest thing ever, please go look them up

Faust: Longform history and literature videos. No i am not biased what could possibly make you say that. Not just because i will give my beautiful wife my favorite subject but also because it suits him. Responds to people's comments super thoughtfully just all around very sweet and cozy. When a troll shows up a switch goes off and suddenly he is cooking the most devastating insults known to mankind while he publicly executes them on stream.

Heathcliff: Lifestyle and culture!! Frequent collaborator, he organizes trips and tailors itineraries to whoever he's working with. Well-loved. He works with Faust and Arthur a lot because their temperaments and content work well together, but he'll try and make things work for anyone. Pvp sleeper build. No one knows where he acquired these skills.

Shino: Guy with a smartphone camera shows you around nature. That's it. Picks up bugs and things with his bare ass hands and gets the camera reaaaal nice and close. Teases chat when they get squeamish over bugs or snakes or the like.

Nero: Okay cheating with this one but anonymous food content creator nero is literally so perfect. There were some accidental slips ups with reflections and his face, and his hair is pretty distinct but everyone just agrees to pretend they dont notice when they see him in public.

Shylock: No one knows where he finds these fucking restaurants. At some point you'd think he runs out of places, runs out of wines. No. This bitch keeps going down shady ass alleyways and finding new spots. Started off by filming how he keeps his own bar but people begged him long enough to see more about the kinds of places he visits.

Murr: Sporadic uploader. Bro will disappear for literal months on end, and then show up with a documentary about whatever he was doing, fully edited and narrated. These documentary releases will drop with whatever publications he makes. This fucking guy will make multiple scientific breakthroughs, invent entirely new fields, and build an aircraft for funsies while he's at it, film and direct the whole thing and then disappear for the better part of a year again.

Chloe: Fashion influencer !!!! There is literally no other option. Moonights as a nail tech. If he's at an event and one of the girlies pulls up like hey chloe i need a set or whatever he'll fucking do it !!! and he'll slay it !!! Films process videos on his original pieces and likes making both haul videos as well as fashion history stuff.

Rustica: He's a vocaloid producer obviously. Every once in a while, though, he'll drop a classical composition that just blows everyone out of the water. His media presence is kind of like Eve with the other utaite. Kind of seisou and wholesome. Sometimes he'll drop the dirtiest joke or innuendo though, and his entire fanbase just explodes over it and he's just :D like nothing happened.

Figaro: Okay HUGE fan of what the event actually has going on. Guy that is so deeply ingrained in the industry. Any attempts to cancel him are unsuccessful even though he's shady as shit. Fucking sucks at social media. He's kind of a slut.

Rutile: Obviously an artist. I think he's like one of those artists that got really popular after posting his work and then kinda went fuck it and started doing like drawing streams and now sometimes he takes chat for walks to the grocery store. Goofy ass drunk streams. A lot of people are rather alarmed at the frequency of these drunk streams.

Lennox: Official AU he's a stuntman but off the grid lifestyle videos. Very rarely live, and usually is doing q and a stuff while doing househol chores. Chat begs to see the sheep. Understandably i would too. Gets donos asking for his hand in marriage constantly. again, understandably I would too.

Mitile: Being so fr i dont think he would have his own channel strictly speaking but he does show up with rutile a lot, and is active on social media.

[mj0702]

okay this is going to be so long i am so sorry

exams:

the most common format

they are set on any day like not in the class exams are done in like another room (either one of the largest lecture halls if your class is smaller like <100 people, or more commonly theres like 3ish classes in the gym and were like given rows so one class is like a-f then so on to ✨organize it✨)

they are very fucking strict, like they release the schedule for ALLL the exams for the university during reading week (late october) and then you plan accordingly to take them on that date and time they set and if you want to change anything for most reasons they will laugh in your face and say suck it up, also changing the exam format takes like every single person in that class physically signing their agreement and if ONE person says no the exam can not change!! also the profs often dont even consider allowing that anyway (obviously accommodation and stuff are different but thats either like accessibility or extenuating circumstances)

so you often will have an exam anywhere from monday to sunday at any time between 8am and 7pm starts and theyre usuallyyyyy 2-3 hours!! (ive never had a longer/shorter one), typically they include like a multiple choice thing and then short, long, and essay questions but it depends on the class and professor!!

less common format:

sometimes exams are put online :D for various reasons (though i cannot confirm if they do that for the snow problems bc im lucky enough to have had exams situated just outside of those), tho i did have an exam released at noon on friday and due at noon sunday so that is possible (this exam was originally a 3pm sat exam that we convinced the prof to move online!! tho that only worked bc its a small class and department and the prof knew all of us very well, this class was like 15-20 people lol)

and ive heard of final assignments and presentations, but for those theyd just be in the regular class times before the exam period starts

leading to my final point that some classes dont have exams, more common for like online courses or like assignment/coursework heavy courses (very very very uncommon ive NEVER heard of it for psychology, bio, chem, physics ((psyc is science at my school)), or maybe math etc courses tho for some math courses you may get cheat sheets/formula sheets so thats nice)

but obviously ive not taken EVERY type of course (i do however know a decent bit bc i have friends in a many different degrees lol)

okay midterms:

midterms are serious, they are like an exam (they are an exam) just less formal! but they dont always exist like it depends on the class (personally i had 3 classes with midterms this past semester but two classes had two midterms each -same prof for both classes- so i wound up with 5 midterms anyways)

you write them usually on a set day thats like within your class time, so its like going to class and writing a test, but like a test on steroids bc the exam and midterm are almost identical in difficultly most times!!

however midterms CAN be set on saturday or sunday if the prof fucking wants to (this is common in chemistry at my uni) so yeah :)

okay i think this is all questions answered!! but yeah exams and midterms are like big for me!! theyre often also worth large amounts of your grade (in my two classes with 2 midterms each exams and midterms made up 75% of my final grade, each 25%), and while 25% is a bit bigger for one exam in my degree, theyre typically like 15-20% of your grade each!! so not a small impact if you were to fail!

overall, this is just MY university when it comes to specifics and my university is like slightly smaller than some of the others. however, i also know this is common for surrounding universities!! like i know for my lil southern portion of my province (where a lot of LARGE and well known canadian universities actually reside lol) this is not completely out of left field like its relatively common to hear about it!!

but yeah again im so sorry for how long this is!! :D

-lil canadian :))

I'm just gonna post it like this without reading it 😅😅

[gutta-percha]

dream:

we had bought a leopard. specifically a snow leopard. this was months previous so wed had it for a while, wed taken it on holiday before and it had been well behaved. now were on a different holiday, and it starts acting strange and occasionally aggressive towards me and my dog. i keep having to, like, stand my ground and 'out-growl' it. eventually it wont even let me touch it. i come to the conclusion that its injured about its paws and genitals and thats why it has suddenly become aggressive. i realise that im not cut out to keep a wild animal as a pet (how did we even purchase it? is this fucking legal?) i go back to the hotel (which is also my house) and try to find my mum. i break down and tell her that we shouldnt have bought it and that we need to call animal control to sedate it and take it somewhere professional. she seems disappointed, but agrees, but we dont have a phone. i ask her where it is now and she says she put it in my bedroom. i say fuck sake, its going to have trashed everything. i go to the main lobby of the hotel (which is my living room) and theres s bunch of teenagers there gathering for a party. i ask if anyone has a phone i could borrow, its urgent. no one really wants to help. one guy says okay i guess you can use mine but its some kind of modern one and i cant figure it out, so i give it back. two girls take pity on me and leave to get help and im pacing around for half an hour waiting for them but they never return. the house im in isnt the hotel anymore and idk where my mum is. idek if dad knows we have this animal. i try using the landline but realise i cant remember any of the phone numbers i need, so i set off by foot back to the holiday complex. im walking through town, panicking, and realise im completely lost and have no idea where im going and no way to contact anyone. i start praying that this is just a dream and that none of this is real even though it feels so palpable and vivid. i close my eyes and lay/bow down on the ground, begging/praying/willing that this isnt real - then i feel the sensation of my duvet and wake up full of relief.

before this i dreamt about stabbing my dad in the arm with a biro.

[sowthetide]

GREETINGS AND SALUTATIONS this is teainabowl AND IM BACK WITH MORE NONSENSE AS PROMISED. family crisis almost averted?? i havent slept in 2 days but lmao who cares. (you cant see me rn but i want you to know that im doing a happy little jump skip dance as im writing this)

BECAUSE!!!!! ok. lets talk about genderbending in fandom. i think what usually gives me the ick in those fics is they do nature vs nurture wrong??? like a lot of the time they’ll just change the NATURE of the character and use the different gender as an excuse which. idk idk it runs me the wrong way. BUT QUENN!!! shes very much still theon?? just, nurtured differently. am i making sense? i have been traumatized by some bio-essentialism bs in the past when trying to look into similar fics bc i love gender fuckery PEOPLE JUST DONT GET IT LIKE I DO (or you, appearantly hkdhhfjh i love your story it means so much to me) 

and asoiaf is SUCH a gendered world??? like it has so much untapped potential where even a single characters gender can have SO MUCH IMPACT (can you imagine if joffrey had been a girl?? or if sansa had been a boy???) 

but what originally started my spiel was the realization that jon wouldnt have gone to the nights watch if he was a girl. and. what then?? slightly horrifying tbh, and makes me wonder if one of the other character had been male (read; they had been given more agency and autonomy in their lives) what would have changed???

but back to jon, bc then i immediately thought, ok, lets backtrack a bit, who would jon even BE. bc a lot of jons character revolves around his (lack of) a relationship with catelyn, his siblings mother. but she would have a harder time avoiding him if he was a she, right?? am i making sense???? a girl isnt seen like as much of a threat to her children i thinks?? idk i love cat and jon so much a love picking apart their relationship bc bc bc ARGHhhgg yk? also i like to think of ned being haunted by lyannas carbon copy who happens to be great with swords (would he be permitted to practice swordplay??) idk

ANYWAYS no we come to the part where i tie it up to what you mentioned in your answer. bc as much as JON being a girl might change his relationship with cat, it would be much more fucked up if it were robb, me thinks. (i too am a bit guilty of using robb as an accessory to cat) but but but. are. are you seeing my vision. catelyn stark with her three daughters when ned leaves for the greyjoy rebellion. catelyn whos convinced that the reason her husband wont send his bastard away is because she cant give him any sons. in the books she calls bran her special little boy and. idk the double meaning this would give it. and bran!!! being the heir!!! hiw would that change things??? would the reception to his accident be different?? and speaking of, what about king robert and his obsession with joining his family with neds? i havent talked about how robb (robyn?) would be different in this au but i cant think hed be as pleased as sansa was? his first shown interaction with joff is him trying to curb stomp the fucker lmao. i dont think he would be likely to have a different opinion bc of gender changes. in the books hes often rash and impulsive and prideful, and id want him to keep those traits, but peoples reactions to them would be different?? and so he would shape them in different ways??? am i making sense i feel like im just rambling. this is getting way too long and wayy to incoherent i need to stop. ok bye for now ill be back (threatening)

GO TO BED!!!! GET SOME SLEEP!!!!! But yay! to family crisis averted? Maybe?

Okay. I'm gonna indulge in some haterism for a second cause I've actually poked around the ASOIAF genderbending tag quite a bit. Unfortunately, a lot of those fics? Lame as hell. There's a preponderance of genderbent Jon Snow, which I think is totally cool! Very interesting genderbend to explore because of how much it changes the trajectory of his story. But then the character isn't really written as Jon at all? Maybe I'm just picky about characterization, but oftentimes fem!Jon just becomes this cookie-cutter "strong/feisty" female protag and it's like...

Sorry. I'm being mean. Obviously, there is no singular "correct" take on a given character, as we're all influenced by our own experiences and perceptions. My take on Theon isn't the exact same as yours, or goddcoward's, or Ashen's, or GRRM's. A unique Theon exists in all our heads, each one a bit different from the others.

But! Genderbends are so much more fun when you can see the underpinnings of the character you know, and there are moments where those aspects really shine through. And it's like OH!!! (pointing vigorously) THERE THEY ARE!!!! Otherwise, why not just write an OC, or adopt a minor character with very little canon characterization? (Admittedly, this can become a problem when you start collecting minor characters like Pokemon cards. I am my own evidence of this phenomenon.) If it ain't Jon, then why have it be Jon at all, y'know?

ngl female Joffrey has been rattling around in my brain lately... 👀fem!Joffrey would definitely be betrothed to Robb, which would be a complete and utter shitshow (appreciative/affectionate). Joffrey as a true mini-Cersei has such insane juice to it as a story idea, especially considering that Joffrey never liked Cersei all that much lol... the mother-daughter dynamic would be BONKERS.

Back to Jon though:

First, you're definitely right that fem!Jon wouldn't be seen as much of a threat to her siblings as Jon was. She would probably be married off pretty quickly once she came of age, as high as possible for a woman who was bastard-born. I don't see Catelyn liking her per se, but Catelyn wouldn't have the same misgivings about her as she did about Jon. Since fem!Jon probably wouldn't become the vessel of the wildling/Others plot, she might have an interesting role to play if she went south... to marry Robert's royal bastard Edric Storm, perhaps? I could see Robert "having his Lyanna" by marrying fem!Jon and Edric. But then shit hits the fan with the usual plot of AGOT, and maybe fem!Jon gets taken hostage by the Lannisters in King's Landing? Or gets caught in Renly's shit since she was with Edric at Storm's End? I am NAWTTTT talking myself into writing another fic. Go to hell. I need to finish Sow the Tide first.

fem!Robb (Robyn between myself and goddcoward) is even crazier. Catelyn would NOT be fucking happy to have Ned's spitting image hanging around Winterfell, while all her sons are under 10 and have the Tully look. I could see Catelyn successfully arguing that Jon should be fostered out, perhaps in the Vale (as a favor on the part of Jon Arryn)? Like, oh, Ned, you and Robert became such good friends fostering together in the Vale... that way, Jon is waythefuckoverthere and can't make any allies in the north.

I'd love for Robyn to have some of the same anger and pride, and she'd probably be similar to Catelyn in that she was raised as the heir for a good bit of time before the "real" heir came along years later (Bran+Edmure). Also, Catelyn would absolutely NOT trust Theon around Robyn. Not At All. Kinda fair though? Robyn would also be older than Sansa was in AGOT, so I think she'd be at least a little bit more worldly and pick up on Joffrey's... Joffreyness. Robb/Robyn are still dutiful characters, but I think there would be a lot more immediate friction between her and her betrothed. Double genderbend Throbb is my true love, however (Quobyn my beloved).

I've gotta finally go work on chapter 40 now, so I can't answer everything, but do come back... I'll be here... revolving all of these genderbends around in my head...

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You mentioning writing Salt Snow arc in Snippets makes me wonder what Seele’s up to. For once that she had an arc hahaha. Since she got home kind of early it’d be nice to see how she integrated in St Freya? How she feels about everyone

Could easily set up some stuff for Salt Snow arc since you already changed things actually. No Misteln to kidnap her but maybe she can go to the Sea willingly to tie up some old loose ends

I do need to touch more on Seele at St. Freya. The problem I'm having is that, I'm not sure how to write her. Like the game doesnt show how she is when she meets Kiana and co. Yeah we see that they get along, but that's several chapters later and after a lot of off-screen time. And I dont really plan on changing that. (I still really should at least write Seele's first day at St. Freya High or smth)

OH MY GOD WHILE REREADING BEFORE POSTING I REALISED I HAVE FORGOTTEN ABOUT ROZA AND LILIYA. Okay, fuck. So they're with World Serpent because they got extracted with Cocolia I guess. I need to do something with that... Hey, is anyone up to see Sirin go apeshit on another organization doing child experimentation :D? (Actually that might work really well to antagonize World Serpent even more for Sirin...)

(back to the ask answer)

As for part 1.5. The current plans are: they go to investigate it [Sea of Quanta] because they have the Herrscher of the Void and Seele and the Second Divine Key. Like, why the heck wouldn't they try to understand more about the Sea of Quanta? I've already dropped hints of much bigger threats like (very subtly) Aeons and the imaginary being Mei encountered (which was a backup antagonist incase Sa disappointed me, which she didn't). Of course SS and AE would want to secure their inter-dimensional flanks! Just look at where the Sky People came from!

So that's the intro changed. Not sure if I'll keep the Gray Serpent/Nagazora part if I'm honest? I like it but it doesnt really fit in with the other changes I have to do due to no Misteln.

As for the rest, I dont feel like I have to change much. Maybe change Senti since she's more tied to Fu Hua in Snippets, and of course include Sirin. But Vita and Sa? I don't feel like I need to do any changes.

Except making Sa not be defeated like that. But this remains to be seen based on what part 2 does with Vita. But these are my ideas for part 1.5 of Snippets so far.

Do keep in mind that I am going to finish part 1 before starting part 1.5, so it is still quite far away.

[cosmicalily]

so im easing back into writing after my break, bear with me! have some fic ideas and im gonna keep working on my aces series and also start posting my until the end of time series (super excited about that one hehe)

but i present in the mean time:

my top 10 underrated kpop bsides (in my opinion)

1. novel by skz - ik it's a japanese comeback so it's kind of different, but even so, this song is SO pretty (i listened to it while snow was falling at a christmas market in the city today and WOW that was probably one of my fav music experiences and the entire song literally feels like that situation)

2. brave by twice - honestly i love basically every bside in this album but THIS (and basics, but that's not underrated and definitely should not be bc it's iconic) is one of my favs. something about it just clicks in my brain?? idk go listen to it

3. telepathy by bts - this one is SO CUTE and my mum introduced me to it <3 it's her fav bc it's so sweet and i love love love the rhythm?? like idk again it just is one of those songs that WORKS and the harmonies are so pretty and it's just fun and cute and everything

4. psychic lover/snowy/freaky by itzy (shut up ik it's more than one) - OKAY SO ive always found itzy bsides kind of mid (DONT come at me i love those girls okay but idk i feel like jyp really isn't using their talents well enough like PLS give my girl ryu better rap lines?? WHY ARE THEY JUST TALKIBG HELP SHE CAN HANDLE THEM) but the cheshire mini album ATE (boys like you gets a half point bc i liked the instrumental even tho the lyrics were cringe) and kill my doubt WAS the bside album of itzy (shame that i didn't like the title track anywhere near as much tho) so basically yeah they have a few good recent bsides i adore is what im tryna say

5. rewind by twice - okay so as much as i adore twice i feel like their bsides are either a) SLAPPING INCREDIHLE MWAH or b) what the fuck are you doing here?? like you're lowkey in the wrong place darling!! like can someone explain to me WHY moonlight ended up in the scientist album and NOT taste of like love??? excuse me??? and im seeing that none of this is about rewind but idk anymore i need to do a post where i sort out bsides from different itzy and twice albums into their CORRECT ONES BECAUSE WHY IS WILD WILD WEST IN GUESS WHO AND NOT IN NOT SHY THAT WAS THEIR WHOLE COWBOY CONCEPT STFU

6. love maze by bts

7. blind spot by skz

8. cool (your rainbow) by nmixx

9. girls like us by twice

10. love by stayc