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Ink belongs to Comyet
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this is how you eat pizza
#cod mw2#cod fanart#john soap mactavish#soapghost#simon ghost riley#ghost cod#call of duty fanart#he is tired#when boo wants to impress#they dont want to tell you this but this is how ghost eats its canon#modern warfare#call of duty#soap doesnt like black olives
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// GHOSTSOAP x sailor song! (🔊 ON ) // suggestive imagery ⚠⚠⚠ individual panels:
#john soap mactavish#cod mw2#simon ghost riley#simon riley#call of duty mw2#ghostsoap#john mactavish#soapghost#ghost x soap#IM BACK SORRY GUYS#anyways yeah another song “comic”#dont eat me alive with this okay theres no bad ending. there ISNT a bad ending. not even in the games
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i have a very peculiar cat whose quirks basically run my life and now i cant stop imaging the 141 with a base cat who acts the same.
scraggly little tripod that gaz of all people finds inside the hood of one of the humvees (do the brits still even use these?) and latches onto him right away. probably hisses at soap when she first sees him. slow blinks at ghost first (after gaz)
she yells at price every time she wants to eat and refuses to eat unless he's standing over her guarding her. she'll use soap as a moving cat tree and just bolt from across the room and launch herself at him. she'll wander around base looking for ghost, yell at him, and then lead him over to the soft couch in the rec room to cuddle on the couch. they have a designated blanket there so she can make her biscuits in peace on them. if she's not with the other three she's riding on gaz's shoulders purring non stop. she also loves sleeping with him the most because he moves around the least
#.kiko-talks#this is just me talking about my cat through the 141#not edited at all LMAO#allmond refuses to eat if i dont sit with her or stand over her#ghost was the first one that was allowed to rub her belly too#her lack of a fourth leg does not stop her#soap calls her an all terrain vehicle#her nickname is terreneitor#.tf141#.gaz#.ghost#.soap#.price
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A million thank you's to the amazing @temeyes for bringing the enthusiastic menace that is Gym Rat Soap to life.
I can not begin to tell you how much I'm in absolute LOVE with this depiction of him.
I may let loose some very (VERY) NSFW Gym Rat Soap imagines/drabbles that embody Soap MacTavish from the game. But before he graces your screens and steals the spotlight of my inspiration, this is how he appears in my head.
Bouncing around like a madman while I'm trying to maintain some semblance of sanity.
And now he will forever be my snicker (attention) needing gremlin. Powerlifiting his way through the walls of my subconscious until I finally feed him and let him loose onto the unsuspecting Soap Squad.
So much love to you, Tim! 💛
#soap squad™️#gym rat soap#hes like the opposite of a gremlin#if i dont feed him he eats my brain#temeyes#youre amazing#and i love you#gremlin gym rat soap supremacy#ghost keeps him busy when i cant#johnny soap mactavish#simon ghost riley
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HE EATED THE SOAP!! CRINGETOBER DAY 3 FINISHED 😋😋😋
LAZY QUICK DRAWING BUT WHATEVS
#fight club#the narrator#fight club fanart#edward norton#narrator fight club#SILLY LAZY DOODLE#HAD TO FINISH TODAYS PROMPT EVEN THO IM BUSY!!!#NARRATOR NOOOOOO DONT EATED THE SOAP!!!!
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For a painful soulamte au, what if the Dawn Knight was Lilias soulmate? And to make it more painful what if Dawn knew that Lilia was his soulmate somehow and still went to war with the fae because he couldn't stand to go against the family who raised him
Not a soul knew, except for Leia.
Leia knew because she knew everything about him— the leash of loyalty around his neck, the weight of despair upon his shoulders, the mark of his soulmate tattooed like a harbinger on the inside of his wrist.
Leia knew, and loved him for it all the same.
You are a knight, she would remind him on those moonless nights, delicate features as solemn as a saint as she laid her hands against the haunted hollows of his face, as merciful and sweet as her namesake. You are the only one out of them all who has the right to call himself so. What greater sacrifice have you given to my father, to our family, than the cost of love?
He loved her, too.
Her effortless charm and wit were always happy to fill his awkward and stoic silences, and she never shamed him for his reserved nature. She was a princess, born and raised to be a queen, and it sat right inside his heart that she should realize such a vision. Her kindness to their people, her kindness to her traitor of a knight— too kind, to allow him even into her arms and bed when his nerves fail him and the shadows creep in.
It's what he feels, when he places his hand on the swell of her gown, the gentle life growing inside of her: their child, steeped in kindness.
A tragic beginning that can only lead to a tragic end.
Leia is the only kindness that he's ever known, and the irony is not lost on him that she is not his soulmate, nor is he her own. She does not speak of the mark blurred and faded on her skin, and she does not press him for explanation when he disrobes for her and only her, and the bat in flight unfurls its wings upon his wrist.
She does not need to, for they both know whose standard he bears, whose symbol lays a claim that would spell betrayal and doom for his fate.
He lies there within the shelter of her embrace, her slim fingers weaving through his golden hair, and he wonders what manner of mark lies on the fae general's wrist. He wonders if it is of a gleaming sword raised to strike, or a loathsome owl, talons curled, both prepared to rid the fae of his heart and gift it to the enemy's feet. It must not be obvious, because the fae has never reacted to his presence beyond the expected vitriol to their immoral crusade. And each time that they meet, the gratitude of a coward lances through his veins for the sake of the helmet obscuring his expression— it is your eyes that give you away, Leia had murmured to him, her own dark and forgiving as they glitter in the candlelight. Your truest emotions lie within them, crystal clear and as unclouded as the brightest dawn.
He does not deserve her unshakeable belief, for he feels like the muddiest of waters, choked with debris and tainted by waste.
He does not deserve her, and as he clutches at his wrist in the night, nails all but digging into the taut flesh as if to pull the bat from his skin—
He knows that he does not deserve the general either.
#lettie's asks#lettie writes#SYNTH#can i call u synth let me know#YOU GET ME!!!! I AM EATING UP THESE PROMPTS AHHHHHH#GOING FERAL OVER THIS CONCEPT YOU GUYS DONT UNDERSTAND#does this qualify as old man yaoi#it does in my heart#um this went a whole ass direction that i was not planning#I HOPE YOU LIKE IT???#IS THIS A THING#twisted wonderland#twst spoilers#the knight of dawn#tkod#kod#how are we tagging him#lilia vanrouge#(mentioned lol)#twst lilia#THE FANTASY SOAP OPERA IN MY MIND......
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#batfam#sibling shenanigans#tim drake#jason todd#I never learned how to use tumblr and at this point I'm too afraid to ask#I'm new to dc and the fandom seems scary please dont eat me#soaps art
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what if Raine tries to intruduce Luz to their parents and they brought Eda with them, and before anyone can say anything their moms admitly assume that Luz is a Raineda kid. Sorry i'm just a sucker for the trope the fandom made of people asumeing Luz is raine and eda kid.
I am too tbh.
The thing is though if Raine had told their parents when they and Eda first broke up and they only now got back together.
They would be ecstatic at thinking that Raeda had a child. But then immediately be like to Raine "Did you know she was pregnant when you broke up with her??? 🤨🤨🤨" "Or did you lie about the break up too??? 😡" Maybe Bard mom says the first part and Potions mom says the second.
(Raeda canonly broke up in their 30s, and are supposed to be 43-45 in the present. Luz is 14 so hypothetically would have been born shortly after the breakup)
The thing is I not sure how I think Raine's parents feel about Eda but I imagine they just immediately jump to her side 😭 (To be fair, they also just found out about Raine being a rebel the whole time so)
#asks#raine whispers#i dont care if its soap opera-y#i eat up fics where eda finds out she's pregnant after the break up
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new poll time lads
#i dont really know how people feel about notfics on ao3 so im putting the feelers out#also if notfic is an outdated term its like my circus and dancer aus#concepts that might have dialogue somehwere but are mostly just pure idea#its more so i can know theyre all actually posted somewhere#and have them all together#tumblr is the worst bc posts will just not show up in the tags for whatever reason#and twitter just eats things sometimes#like i have 1.5k followrs on twt and still get almost no views sometimes#so its for me as much as you guys#and follow up question if youve read this far would you want them all in one or have cod and mha seperate?#lemme know!#coming out of my cage and ive been doing just fine.txt#it’s hard to be the bard#soapghost#ghostsoap#ghoap#erasermic#soap cod#john soap mactavish#ghost cod#simon ghost riley#cod fic#cod
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completely normal roommates bonding over completely normal things like *flips through notes* murdering each other and having complicated opinions on giant alien bats
#continuing my brainrot over this weird bat i made up: the saga#yin art#fallen london#they're fallen london ocs. it technically counts. even if one is imported from another school#everytime i draw the scoundrel they get a little bit more creature and that is so wonderful#also their coattails became curly. i dont know how or when this happened. they've just sorta got a little train#like a loser#if the anatomy looks weird that is because i am also a loser and fail and lame.#anyway. the scientist! he made a cameo! he's just chillin! my lovely guy who exists to be tormented forever and ever#no he doesn't wash that coat. no he probably doesn't wash. stinky guy. he'd probably eat the soap if he tried#he is going through the horrors every second of every day and still he finds time to lace up his boots and serve like that#what an icon#also the scoundrel doesn't actually probably wear their robe like that. i mean they would but it's not like a design update thing#they just have it for this doodle bc it's a cute nod to their batsona#ive run out of things to talk about. guys. they exist. gestures at them. you can imagine the rest.#oh and there's a spade. of course.#because if you know you know 🏠#my condolences to everyone else in the FL tag who's normal and sane. makes you look at my cartoon ass ocs#no apologies to my followers however this is the price you pay for letting me exist unfiltered on your dashboard#scoundrelventures
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generally beginning to realize that most people who thirst for the jjk men are doing so incorrectly and for the wrong reasons like just making up a generic archetype of a really cool hot guy from those het smutty self published amazon novels and pretending theyre the jjk dudes. when you can say anything about gege akutami but he gave us such a diverse & fascinating cast of hot dudes who are losers in such specific and different ways but always so devastatingly that none of them get any hole whatsoever
#like gojo is this hot super strong unflappable cool guy but he only had 1 friend who tolerated him bc they were both the most insufferable#guy around and ever since he died he’s been annoying hapless teenagers who cant do anything about his obnoxious presence and thats his#whole social life.#toji is a badass action hero who also in his head has the Action Man backstory of yes i may have been a shitty deadbeat dad… but i did it…#to Protect My Family😤 but his legacy is that megumi doesn’t remember or think about his and when he does its ‘oh yea that loser’ and also#as previously mentioned his only employable skill is Can Cut Down Big Monsters; Fast and he looks like he uses dish soap on his hair#sukuna would be the closest to the idealized hot powerful guy image at least if ur a monsterfucker which i know many of us in the lgbt#community are. but he’s also an apocalyptic maneating entity who’s tied to the whims of a chaotically good teenager who would eat an entire#jar of mayo on a dare and summon him to ask for an opinion on his new hair dye.#which is both a hysterical premise that should be used more in fanart/fic for comedy AND profoundly pathetic on his part.#only exception to all this is nanami but thats bc he is textually canonically there to offset the swagless vibes of the main adult cast esp#gojo with his dignified huge dick energy.#to be clear i dont profoundly care about any of this like i think its funny im not mad about it . but as a known pathetic guy desirer i had#to say my piece#personal#jjk
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Not having soap in your restroom should be a health code violation.
Not having working sinks in a restaurant should be a health code violation.
If you cannot wash your hands in a food establishment, you should not be serving food.
#i went to a mcdonalds that didnt have a working sink#an employee used the restroom and just left#i had already bought food#it was so disgusting#i couldnt even eat the food#and i am so tired of going to gas stations that dont have soap#or DOCTORS OFFICES#LITERAL DOCTORS OFFICES THAT HAVE NO SOAP#These were not during times where soap was hard to find either#health#health and safety#health and wellness#food#food industry#fast food#politics#disgusting#healthcare#wash your hands#restaurant#soapbox#doctors#stay healthy#psa
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bad news everyone im drawing Rubbadubbers now
(there's at least one other person here right?)
#art#rubbadubbers#dont ask why im hyperfixating on it now#for fucks sake do NOT remind mattel that this show exsists#unless they plan on doing a reboot#in which case i will eat a bar of soap#/j
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Kirigiri's profile says she hates coriander
Do you think she just really hates the flavor or is she one of those people with a genetic disposition that causes cilantro and the like to taste like soap?
Could see it either way. She lived in L.A. for a while when she was little, and considering how much cilantro is in Latino cooking...
I always forget about that fact, my real question about it has been what they’re technically referring to. Because coriander could also be the spice, which is used on curry, stews, and meats so she could find that in L.A. too. But it would be hilarious if she did think cilantro tastes like soap so I’d be 100% for that
#such a random thing to dislike#bc coriander spice is just kind of earthy#but if you dont like that taste it might stand out#which is why its infinitely funnier to imagine her eating something w cilantro and wondering who the fuck put soap in it#dr1#kyoko kirigiri
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them snails
#cod mw2#codmw2 fanart#captain john price#simon ghost riley#john soap mactavish#kyle gaz garrick#gummmyart#i wont lie#i have looked at snails and thought about escargot#im projecting as always#dont eat the snails kids please#im a firm believer that gaz is scared of snails#its the eyes and slimes#imagine ghost who has an ungodly amount of knowledge of snails#that would be fantastic
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