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downloaded 2k+ mods to skyrim today-- gonna run around and kiss serana i think :-)
#maja#skyrim#dovahkiin#skryim oc#dont ask why-#i'll be making a dumner as a secondary#nord#altmer#tes#the elder scrolls
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I have made a brilliant observation about my own character
Mal's torso is translucent but you can't see his organs because they're in the ultraviolet section of color
So if you shine a blacklight on him
You can see his insides properly :3
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ohhhhhhmfg dude that is galaxy brain levels of observation right ther
Oughhggg that sounds so cool-
#smacking my brain with a stick rn#dont#dont ask why-#anygays OUHHHGHGG thatd be so sick to be able to see em??#itd be so funky#ehehebebeb#malware my beloved
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Don't you think about the fact that you and Bill would be the most dangerous people in that child's life?
No. Why?
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one thing that took me embarrassingly long to learn is "sometimes when people say things, they will not be true."
I used to tell people about this revelation and they'd be like yeah.....duh.....but like, why wouldn't my base assumption be that you're communicating to me in a straightforward manner. anyway, I get scammed a lot.
#example: a 'friend' in middle school told me I should ask a guy out. she said 'he'll totally say yes'.#he did not. which was the obvious outcome#but it took me years to realize that she'd said that hoping to fuel some drama for her own entertainment.#ANOTHER EXAMPLE#a guy in college approached me saying that he'd been seeing me around campus but was always too shy to talk to me#and that he really wanted to get to know me#so I was like wow 🥺 romance 🥺 and hopped into bed with him#and afterward I was like what do you wanna do 😊 should we see a movie 😊 should we go out 😊#and he was like nope. byeeee.#and I realized I got bamboozled into sex#total shocked pikachu face#I'm still not the best at this tbh. I'm like 'why would this person lie to me. lying is bad'.#anyway this is why I not looking forward to entering the dating world again#DONT BAMBOOZLE ME I'M GULLIBLE
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if you're about to get top surgery, you may hear a voice in your head telling you to make a joke about getting something off your chest even though it's overplayed. im here to let you know it's your imperative and sacred duty to not only make the joke but to tell it to every person you talk to. and that you are right it would be funny as fuck. this is not sarcastic if you tell enough people one of them will have never heard it before and also it's still funny to every person who has heard it listen to me this is a once in a life time opportunity— [i start getting dragged out by the palace guards] commit to the bit!!! if you don't you'll forever wish you had!! heed my warning or forever suffer the cons— [castle door slams shut behind us]
#good idea generator#dont ask why we're in a castle. live in this fiction with me. suspend your disbelief
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#mha#bkdk#bakudeku#bakugou katsuki#izuku midoriya#my art#bnha#bnha fanart#mha fanart#lore is that this is established relationship bkdk but like early days#izuku really should give him a key atp but hes working his way up to it#his neighbors are starting to get concerned#i drew the floorplan for his entire apartment complex just to only draw one room#teacher!izuku#PH!katsuki#he's just getting off his patrol shift#dont ask me why i put most of my effort into the top view of his desk#i made a 3d model of it in blender bc i couldnt conceptualize how the lighting would work wit h so many sources
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join my telegram acc!!! <3 https://t.me/veno04ka
#art#digital art#arcane#arcane s2#jayce arcane#lgbtq#jayvik#viktor arcane#league of legends#gay men in alt universe#why? i dunnow dont ask me
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something something schedule idk
#my art#fanart#genshin impact#kaveh#alhaitham#kavetham#haikaveh#dont ask why hes drawing in the dark. i forgot to add a light
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INTRODUCING: QUADRANT MAKER
A Gif generator for all your shipping needs. :3
Do whatever the fuck you want to do with it I don't care
#flaringk#homestuck#homestuck reference#webtool#website#I made this thing in half a day skjdnvskjd#dont ask me why i used these ships i had the images in my pc
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this is basically canon
#dont ask why hes shirtless#he just is#deadpool and wolverine#poolverine#deadclaws#deadpool 3#deadpool movie#logan howlett#wade wilson#wade x logan#my art#wolverine fanart#wolverine#deadpool fanart#deadpool
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Constantine honest to god thought a child had just been struck by lightning and died by his side
#I WANTED TO DRAW MY TOP THREE DC BOYS INTERACTING SOMEHOW#dont ask me why bruce is standing in the rain waiting for the bus. Something happened. Jason took the batmobile I dont know#anyways neither of them remembered to bring an umbrella. billy to the rescue#DC#my art#shazam#billy batson#batman#bruce wayne#constantine#john constantine#fanart
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silly girls!!!
#VOCALOID#hatsune miku#kasane teto#mesmerizer#sorry if it looks wonky#i did this on roblox#dont ask why im drawing on roblox#my art#i promised myself to be more active pleas like and subscribe
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im rly enjoying dungeon meshi
#dungeon meshi#laios touden#falin touden#marcille donato#chilchuck tims#dont ask me why senshi isnt there i didnt have room for him#he's fucking the clay rich soil of the riverbed#hahaha i drew that
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As much as I love angst I think it would be funny if he just didnt give af
#Hazel you cant just ask people if they have a dead mom#fairly oddparents#fop a new wish#fop#fairly oddparents a new wish#headcanon#fop hazel#hazel wells#fop dev#dev dimmadome#I think he has mildly positive associations with it tbh#He asked where babies came from and his dad actually took him aside and explained how he was super special and important#and better than everyone else because he was a clone and talked him through the whole cloning process very excitedly#(Dev did not understand a word of it but it was probably the most positive interaction he'd ever had with his dad)#later Dev came back and asked where normal kids come from and he got uncomfy and made an Au-Pair explain#other than that Dev has basically no thoughts on being a clone its just a fact to him.#Actually thinking about it now that could be a really dark explanation for why his real name is Development#I mean you dont just get cloning right on the first try#and nobody wants to name and get attached something that might just fall over dead any minute#HAHA anway angst over teehee :3#fop nature au#<-for organization since this HC applies to it too
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Given how Miracle City is, wouldn't Manny look at the hero/villain dynamic, age difference, and similar powers, and just assume that Vlad is Danny's dad. The longer until Manny asks about it, the funnier it'd get.
HE WOULD. It's also funnier considering that's the most devastating thing you could say to Danny I think. Like if it wasn't Manny who's saying it he would've been so offended he'd launch him into space
The topic was never brought up at all (Vlad isn't an active threat nowadays and Manny only knew him because of past recollections from Danny and the others) so I can imagine Manny just sat with that assumption until one day he gets to visit Danny's parents' house and makes some offhand remark about his dad. Danny gets confused and asks what he means
Manny says smth like "are we supposed to be careful around him or is he retired now"
Danny: who do you think my dad is
Manny: is Vlad not your dad?
Danny:
#asks#dewdles#tigerghost#i guess#anon#danny (internally): WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU THINK THAT !!!!!!!!!!!#what he says out loud: no he is not my father. dont be silly :)
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oh my fucking god i don't have any clothesssss
#what moving to another country does to a mf...#it's like. i gotta shop for winter clothes ASAP#because i have like 2 sweaters and 1 sweatshirt like that's it LMAO#and a jacket i bought HERE#why did i not pack winter clothes when coming to fucking sweden you ask. good question#my baggage was already 30 kilos#im only one weak person#i already died that day due to my 30 kilo baggage many times#i had to ask random people to help me lmaoooooo the way i'd rather die than doing that in a normal day 😭#it was THAT bad..#and now i dont have anything proper to wear. fml#and i am so bad when it comes to clothes shopping like u have noooo idea#im terrible at shopping in general. :/#ughhhh i will try to do that this friday :////// hope i don't freeze in the meantime :////#🗒
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