#dont ask why

[sweeneydino]

Eldest.

[redsray]

silly batfam hc that at some point Bruce got so sick of the kids fighting over things that he just got all of them a bunch of stickers with their respective logos and went "if something is yours, put your logo on it so others will know. don't use anything that doesn't have your logo without permission." he regrets the choice ever since.

Tim: B please tell Jason that no, he cannot claim the entire bathroom in the left wing to himself

Bruce: Jay ??

Jason: What? My sticker is on it. It's the one with the good shower and now it's MINE

Tim: THAT'S NOT HOW THIS WORKS

Alfred: Master Damian, please refrain from placing Robin stickers on my baking trays.

Damian: I don't expect you to understand my genius, Pennyworth. This ensures the cookies that you bake are mine every time.

Alfred, sighing: No.

Bruce: Why is there a Nightwing sticker on every single chandelier in the house?

Dick, grinning: Why do you think?

Bruce, head in hands: No, Tim, you can't put a Red Robin sticker on every computer in the house.

Tim: Okay, but why not? It's efficient if no one else uses them. I also put one on the 3rd shelf of the fridge. That's mine now.

Bruce: God what have I done

Bruce: Putting a sticker on the Batmobile will not convince me to let you drive it, Duke.

Duke: Aw man I was sure that'd work. Time to go put a sticker on the Batplane

Bruce: ???

Bruce: Jason, you have a Black Bat sticker on your back.

Jason: What? ...Oh, you have one too.

Tim: Everyone has one somewhere on them. Cass stuck them on without anyone noticing.

Dick, holding back tears: CASSSSSS

Cass: Mine.

Bruce: No, Stephanie, you cannot put a sticker on the entire kitchen and claim it as yours.

Steph: What if I put a sticker on all your wallets and credit cards

Bruce: No

Steph: Will all your money be mine???

Bruce: I already pay for everything you do

Steph: ANSWER THE QUESTION B

[sarcasticmothdraws]

Pyramid Steve meets Vash the Stampede

[notnotnightwing]

Okay so question,

In theory, what happens if you suddenly just stop taking Xanax and adderall

In theory

[littlesapphicraccoonguy]

Straight people confuse me so much, like what do you mean they had sexual tension in this scene? That’s a lesbian threatening her gay brother, she may as well be chasing him around the house with a knife for stealing her lipgloss or saying “Dad said it’s MY turn on the xbox”

[lensinski]

Seth Meyers copying Marc Jacobs' sheer lace dress look at the CFDA Awards 2012

[amaihoneybug]

Another one for the brain wormies.

[berrysquared]

(Ba)king (Br)ead

[cyallate]

(((((WIP!!)))))

For the company

[snowberai]

I'm late, but i dont care. He's my 2nd fav character <333

[parfaityuri]

I dunno

[redsray]

and if you kick all the queers out of gotham who will be your biggest cheerleaders, huh, batfam?

[mooneyedmoth]

Trying to mix all sarassalands cultures into one outfit is doing my head in. I need thoughts (and prayers)

[helloiamadrawer]

I was just trying to make a wallpaper....

[flaregw2]

Qlanenn and Szhor for the vsartparty!

[sleepypotatostudio]

Soooo we better be able to name our Atomicycle and rev it whenever we want...

FOR NORMAL REASONS!!!