#donkey kong one shot

[emiko-matsui]

brian murphy will be like (donkey kong voice) i never wanted to be a killer and nobody stopped him

[introverted-bard]

Hardwon and Paw Paw beatbox

My favourite moments include:

“I can’t do it….. not without a beat” 😎

Paw Paw’s IMMEDIATE reer REER reer reer REER reer-boxing

🎶“I don’t think so….now it’s time to go”🎶

“Hardwon does the worm to ✨stunning✨ silence”

Emily almost pissing her pants

[thinkingaboutbones]

"But you see that it is not the Crystal Coconut. It is Donkey Kong's severed head."

-Brian Murphy, Donkey Kong One-Shot: A Coco-Night Holiday Special

[yourstrulylightstar283]

Stargazing

This is my Donkey Kong/Donkey Kong Country one-shot fic.

P.S. I changed the title to "Stargazing".

Disclaimer: I don't own Donkey Kong/Donkey Kong Country franchise and their characters.

The fic (c) @yourstrulylightstar283(Me)

Donkey and his nephew Diddy were stargazing in one cool summer night. The weather was nice with cool breeze blowing.

Diddy said with full of amusement and joy, "Wow, uncle, there are a lot of stars in the sky tonight and I love it so much!"

Donkey replied with a warm smile, "I love it so much as much as you do, Diddy. You're one of my best buddies to me and you always will be, buddy."

"You're one of my best friends to me too. And you always will be, uncle," said Diddy with him smiling happily.

Then, they continued to stargaze happily with full of amusement.

The End.

[moonshynecybin]

callie i’m listening to naddpod for the first time ever and i just finished the feywild arc. 1) oh my godddddddddd murph when i get you this story is so good!!!! 2) i finally understand your url and truly moonshine character of all time 3) q: are you into moonshine/hardwon at all? kinda snuck up on me but now i’m 👀

naddpod podcast ever. of all time. campaign one is a bit of a slow burn but once they get goin oh my GODDDD.... murph is so good at the story he's telling, all the roleplay is wonderful, and also its the only actual play show i've engaged with that doesnt make me literally zone out from boredom during combat sessions. like theyre SO creative and theyre all so funny and heartfelt i really love it... genuinely the only podcast i listen to that regularly makes my sides hurt from laughing so hard

[heloflor]

Me playing Mario vs Donkey Kong: Man this game is so janky! I’ve got so many unnecessary deaths because of it! How are you supposed to do some of this stuff?!

Also me playing Mario vs Donkey Kong:

[ay4tou]

one more round! | gun park x reader

summary: there are times when gun can't kick ass during his days off so he resorts to gaming. he finally faces his greatest opponent that he wants to beat. you. online, of course.

author's note: i came across a prompt generator and it gave me this but i gave it a bit of a twist. thanks for all the love on my last gun fic, so here's my excuse to make another one | masterlist

The sound of buttons clicking filled the quiet room of your apartment, broken only by the occasional sounds and flashing on the TV screen. You sat cross-legged on the couch, an infuriatingly smug grin plastered on your face, while Gun leaned back casually, one hand resting on the controller like he had all the time in the world.

"You’re gonna have to try a lot harder than that.”

“Oh, don’t worry, I don’t need to try,” you shot back, dodging his counterattack with the kind of precision that made even Gun's eyebrow twitch. “I’ve already got you figured out.”

He smirked, not taking the bait. “Figured me out? That’s bold coming from someone who’s been edge-guarding like a coward for the last three games.”

“It’s called winning.”

“Is it?” He tilted his head, his tone infuriatingly calm as he perfectly parried your next attack and landed a critical hit. “Because last I checked, you’re down to one life left.”

You leaned forward, narrowing your eyes. “You're literally on one life too."

His smirk remained the same, but you could practically feel the smug aura radiating off him.

The next few moments were tense. His Lucina danced across the screen, fast and calculated, while your Donkey Kong lumbered around like a chaotic wrecking ball. But then, in a glorious turn of events, you landed a perfectly-timed grab, carried him off the edge, and spiked him into oblivion.

“Game!” the announcer declared.

Your grin stretched ear to ear as the victory screen flashed, and Gun's calm expression finally cracked. Just a little.

“Looks like I’m still the undefeated champion,” you said, leaning back and crossing your arms triumphantly.

Gun blinked at the screen, then turned to you with a nonchalant shrug. “You were just lucky.”

“Skill.” you corrected.

He gave you a slow, raise of his eyebrow. “Sure. Let’s call it that.”

You yawned, stretching dramatically, the adrenaline of your win ebbing away. “Face it, you’re good, but you’re not me good.”

He chuckled, setting his controller down and leaning back against the couch, his smugness returning full force. “You’re unbearable, you know that?” Gun blinked at the screen, then turned to you with a nonchalant shrug. “One more round.”

You raised an eyebrow, fighting back a yawn. “What, so you can lose again?”

“Or so I can prove your win was a fluke.”

You rolled your eyes but grabbed the controller. “Fine. One more. But don’t cry when I beat the shit out of you again.”

Gun wasted no time, throwing everything he had at you, clearly trying to reclaim his dignity. You fought back valiantly, but the exhaustion from your earlier victories started to creep in.

Halfway through the match, your inputs became slower, less precise. You leaned back against the couch, your head tilting slightly to the side as Gun's character darted around the screen.

When the “Game!” announcement flashed this time, Gun sat back with a satisfied smirk, raising his arms in triumph.

“Finally,” he muttered, turning to you with a smug grin. “See? Told you I-”

He paused mid-sentence, noticing your controller almost falling in your hands and your head resting against the back of the couch. You were fast asleep, your breathing soft and steady.

For a moment, he just stared, his smugness melting into quiet amusement. “Seriously?” he whispered to himself, shaking his head.

Carefully, Gun reached over to take the controller out of your hands, setting it aside. He shifted closer, draping the blanket from the back of the couch over you.

“Guess I’ll count this as a win,” he murmured, leaning back against the couch and letting his arm rest near your shoulder. He just sits there, quietly enjoying the moment as you slept soundly beside him.

Well, maybe it wasn’t so bad losing earlier.

[weirdmarioenemies]

Name: Krockhead

Debut: Donkey Kong Country 2: Diddy's Kong Quest

What a normal guy. A very normal crocodile. And that's why it's weird! This normal crocodile works alongside the rest of the Kremlings, who walk on two legs, and wear clothes, and sometimes even wear nipples. I guess I can't prove that Krockhead does NOT do all these things under the water, but that sort of assumption would just be silly. And why would I be silly? No one's paying me to be silly. I need a believable motivation here.

Krockheads are said to be "primitive" Kremlings, which I think pretty much cements them just being sort of Regular Crocodiles. And look, there they are! In The Swamp. Classic location! They are not really enemies, just Fun Aesthetic Platforms, though some of them do go in and out of the water. Also some of them are in lava instead of water! GEEET outta there! Biology Fact: animals can't go in lava! If they touch it, they are shot up at high speed going "yeowch! hachacha hot!"

Aside from Classic Green, Krockhead also comes in Good Ol' Brown! These ones are silly springboards, and will open their mouths to launch whatever Kong stands on their snouts. This is the opposite of real crocodilians, who for all their bite strength, are notoriously weak at actually opening their mouths! Maybe this is a viable hunting strategy. I guess a predator does not need to crush prey in its jaws if it can fling a poor critter into the air and have it most likely die on impact! And then an opportunistic scavenger does not need ANY hunting capability to swoop in and steal the kill for itself. Sorry Krockhead! Outdone by Nature's Funny Tricks.

I really hope Krockheads are just not at all anthropomorphic, and that they are also recognized members of the Kremling Army. I hope they get paid. I hope they receive discounts at Krazy Kremland which they do not redeem because they do not have a concept of amusement parks.

They probably look like this underwater. Hee hee

[smallmariofindings]

In Donkey Kong 64, a bizarre game crash that is extremely easy to accidentally activate during regular gameplay can occur during a multiplayer Monkey Smash match.

All that needs to be performed for the game to crash is one of the players picking up a crate of homing ammo and then attempting to shoot a warp pad with it. Note how the screen freezes at the moment where the upper Donkey Kong would have shot the Warp Pad.

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[operationslipperypuppet]

1: Baggin’ it with Balnor: Loud Libraries, Questionable Drug PSAs, and Staying Fit w/ Pendergreens (NADDPOD Aug 5, 2020)

2: Clash of the Corn Cuties (Fantasy High, Ep. 2)

3: “…AS ANY OF YOU” Blast from the Passed (Fantasy High: Sophomore Year, Ep. 15)

4: (finishes with “Only thing that could take us out was a trip to the zoo.”) Rolling up the Hill (A Starstruck Odyssey, Ep. 2)

5: (he misspoke, had to walk back everything, and didn’t remember what it was from. this was after 10 unrelated off topic minutes on the Flintstones.) D&D Court: Bonus Cases - King Robert Can Klump (w/ Ally Beardsley) (NADDPOD Short Rest Jun 24, 2022) [this is a Patreon-exclusive but it’s so unhinged i needed to include it]

6: (including writing a letter to his former wife and expecting her to read it while he watches, then ending the conversation with this song) Leap of Faith (Neverafter, Ep. 15)

7: Everyone else gave a number that was less than 5. Murph thought they were all crazy for saying numbers so low. He said sixteen. Hearthside Chat Q&A: What’s Your Clown Tolerance? (NADDPOD Short Rest, Oct 1, 2021) [this is also a Patreon-exclusive and it’s soooo goddamn ridiculous]

8: Cult of the Trident, thinking a child was named Nana, there’s literally too much to name Trinyvale x Bahumia Mini Arc: Eps. 1-3 (NADDPOD Feb 10, 17, & 24, 2023)

9: Donkey Kong One-Shot: A Bananksgiving Special (NADDPOD, Nov 27, 2019)

10: I’m literally so sorry there are so many moments, the man is insane. if you choose this, tell us what moment, and include the episode title/source/date so we can all enjoy the unhinged moment.

[lulublack90]

Prompt 24 - Improve

@jegulus-microfic June 24, Word count 522

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Regulus wiggled into James's lap to make sure he was comfortable. He looked at the character James had been playing. “Donkey Kong, really James?” He quirked an eyebrow at his boyfriend as he selected Yoshi instead. Sirius had, of course, opted for Princess Peach as he had since they’d bought the game when they were younger. People always underestimated Peach. 

The track came up on the screen. The drivers lined up and the duck in the cloud came down to hover in front of them with the countdown lights. 

The light went blue and they were off. They both stared at the back of the group but made quick work of getting past the others before the first corner.  Regulus zoomed away faster. Sirius had been bounced sideways by Luigi, causing him to fall behind. 

The first line of item boxes appeared right before the bend. Regulus snagged one on his way past and watched the counter at the top of the screen shoot through the possible prizes as he drifted around the first corner. A green shell. Good, he thought, he could use that when Sirius caught back up. A tunnel appeared at the end of the first corner, and he shot into it, bashing the joystick to the side as fast as he could when a slight corner came up, allowing him to drift. 

He was doing well, he was nearly at the starting point to finish his first lap when Sirius caught up. He quickly attached the green shell to the back of his kart, ready for him. Sirius came close and Regulus tossed it, hitting Princess Peach dead on. He drove through another item box and got a banana skin this time. 

Regulus repeated the lap again, Sirius still behind him and sped on towards the finish line as he started his final lap. 

He kept an eye on the other racer’s positions, he could almost taste the victory, but then James jostled him when he picked up his chocolate bar and Regulus missed the corner. He watched in horror as Princess Peach blasted past him and drove over the finish line. 

“NO!” He’d lost. He turned to James, who was struggling with the foil around the chocolate bar. He clearly had no idea what he’d done. Regulus let his head fall into his hands. Now he’d have to go to the club. 

“You nearly had me there, Reggie, but you definitely have to improve your driving if you want to beat me,” Sirius beamed at him, knowing full well the only reason he won was due to a total fluke, and if Regulus had found his own seat instead of staying on James's lap, Sirius would have lost spectacularly. 

“Best two out of three?” He asked hopefully. Sirius shook his head, a gleeful look on his face. 

“Oh, no, baby brother. It’s time for you to go put your glad rags on, we’re going to the club,” Regulus groaned, but did as he was told, dragging James up from his seat and leading him towards his bedroom. This was not what he had planned for his evening. 

Next part

[emiko-matsui]

I need to know what episode Hardwon does the worm in. I cannot have imagined this what episode is it

[thinkingaboutbones]

i think about the naddpod donkey kong one-shots every single day of my life, theyre literally the peak of entertainment im so obsessed with them

[goodluckclove]

My Favorite Game to Play When I'm Sad

So today got a little rough - I'm fine now, but I needed a laugh. So I decided to bust out a little game I like to play with myself when I want an easy laugh. It worked spectacularly, so I decided to share it here.

The game is essentially trying to draw certain animals or recognizable characters from memory. I am not great at drawing like this and you don't have to be either - it actually ends up way funnier. I stick to pen because you can't erase when you try something and realize immediately you fucked up.

I played this alone before but this time I was with my wife and I asked them to name video game characters for me to draw from memory. This ended up being so hilarious to me that some of the drawings got slightly smudged because I was crying laughing. I thought I would share them and maybe inspire someone else to try this.

The first one was Sonic the Hedgehog. Blue cool dude who just HAS to maneuver quickly. Let's see how I was able to depict him after being a fan for like 20 years!

Mm. Mm okay.

Now listen, I don't think this is ENTIRELY inaccurate. I am aware Sonic doesn't have visible nipples. I think by that point I was already so disorientated by the skinny jeans I thought he should have that I just dove into the void.

It's not weird for me to assume Sonic would have clothes other than shoes and gloves. I think that's normal, actually. I give this an 8/10.

Next was Yoshi! Let's see how I

Oh no.

So I knew I was off course almost as soon as I started this. I salvaged it the best I could. I also gave Yoshi jeans, which I knew couldn't be right - so I added a wallet chain? This sounded like a good compromise?

I tried to make it an action shot so there is a sort of tongue/proboscis situation. There's also an anus. I regret this. 3/10.

Uh so next was Bowser.

I don't know, man. I don't know. I was CLOSE. 6/10 moving on.

Okay so this needs a preamble. I decided to draw Donkey Kong and thought I would have better luck starting with the chest. I put a weird amount of effort into it, ended up with only the head last, and immediately forgot what DK's head or face looked like. Much like a concussed amnesiac panicked at the loss of their memories this horrified me, so I moved to finish my work as soon as possible. That resulted in this:

Yeah man I have DK jean shorts and a another wallet chain. I did kind of assume at least the shorts were possible. I did look at the person I hope to continue being married to and say "Donkey Kong wears a watch, right?" I was so certain this fucking ape had a goatee I swear to God.

Anyways played-up dismay aside this was the highlight of my night and you're welcome to roast these as much as you want. Maybe you'll try it too!

[thetriphibianmonster]

Godzilla Design Runway: Showa

Having finished my film watch, I've decided to make some followup posts going over my thoughts on certain aspects of the films I didn't go over in the retrospective, starting with Godzilla's design over the years, as well as the designs of derivative Kaiju. Photos sourced from Wikizilla.

ShodaiChonki (1954) The first Showa suit is arguably the best, particularly when it comes to detail and physical presence. This extra heft limits the suit's physical capabilities, but it served its role beautifully in the first film as a massive, ponderous beast. The only fault is the mismatch between the puppet and suit designs: despite the former's role in hero shots I think the latter has the more appealing face. It has an iconic dragonish air to it that many later suits homaged, but few truly captured.

Clump Scringly (1955) Similar to the films they appeared in, the second Godzilla suit has all the trappings of the original but little of the substance. GyakushuGoji's gangly proportions and oddly shaped head vacillate between comedic and unnerving. The closeup puppet certainly more alarming, with its gigantic teeth jutting out of the maw.

Simpgoji (1962) One of the more distinctly reptilian takes on the character, with its angular, lizard-like face. While it's not my personal favorite, it works very well as a contrast to the mammalian Kong. It also deserves credit for setting the template for all following Showa suits, simplifying some of the details to hold up better against the rigors of kaiju brawls.

Ol' Grumpus (1964) One of the most iconic suits, popularizing the anthropomorphized look that would define Godzilla for the rest of the Showa period, while still retaining plenty of detail. His talon-like claws provide an interesting contrast to his large eyes and ornery expression: the suit works for both comedy and menace.

Kermit the Kaiju (1965-1966) A fairly middle of the road Showa design. Similar to MosuGoji, but a lot of the finer details were lost in translation. The reduced claws make sense for Godzilla entering his heroic stage, but I miss the more defined expression and facial features from the previous suit.

Dad of Boi (1967) Arguably the worst of the Toho designs. Facial structure is a massive factor in a suit's overall impression, and MusukoGoji's frog-like features are a major flop. It's funny that they deliberately redesigned Godzilla to be more like his son, rather than designing the latter to be less rancid.

The Cursed Child, Part 1 (1967) I've said it before, but a major misstep was trying to make Minilla look like a human infant, rather than something like a puppy or a kitten. The result in a very uncanny design, especially in his larval form.

The Cursed Child, Part 2 (1967-1969) Unfortunately Minilla does not improve much with age. His gigantic brows, bulging eyes, and pig like nose seem to be an extension of Godzilla's ongoing anthropomorphism, but taking the idea to this extreme lands Minilla deep in the uncanny valley. The donkey braying doesn't help.

Old Faithful (1968-1972) The suit with the longest run, SoshingekiGoji stands out among the later Showa designs with it's fierce appearance. It fits well in Destroy All Monsters, where Godzilla is antagonistic for the bulk of the film, but it feels oddly dissonant once Godzilla really starts to embrace his heroic role, though not altogether unwelcome.

Puppy of Justice (1973-1975) The teddybear of Godzilla suits, MegaroGoji is the culmination of the Showa series march towards a more childish tone. It certainly fits its debut film well, with its friendly expression and pillowy dorsal plates. I do think its more serious countenance in the Mechagodzilla duology was a good improvement, giving the heroic appearance a slightly fiercer edge.

Fake Godzilla (1974) The Showa Mechagodzilla is still my favorite iteration of the character, with its harshly geometric appearance, retro charm, and endless arsenal. I also like its disguise's more menacing facial features, though I wish it was more consistently portrayed using the new suit rather than switching between it and MegaroGoji.

The Actual Mechagodzilla 2 (1975) An iterative improvement on the first design, MG2's more angular features and grungier finish suit its movie's darker tone. It also has the honor of being the oldest surviving Toho suit, albeit only in combination with its predecessor's lower half. Of the two, I say I'd prefer the second version over the original, but they are both only slight variations on the same iconic design.

[auroraknux]

So, earlier this year, I talked about doing a super angsty version of the eel scene in the Mario movie. I've had a completed draft of it for a while, but I wasn't happy with it. Looking at it now, I think maybe it wasn't as bad as I felt like it was. I still want to rewrite a lot of it, but maybe I don't need to completely start over like I was originally planning. In fact, I've already starting revising it a little!

Anyway, I wanted to share a snippet of the current WIP. This is the part where the original movie dialogue kicks in, and where it really starts to diverge. (Everything here is subject to change in the final version.)

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“So this is the end.” Donkey King's voice jolted Mario out of his thoughts. “Being slowly digested by an eel, next to an idiot in overalls.”

“Well, at least your brother isn't gonna die because of you,” Mario said bitterly.

“At least you're not gonna die with your dad thinking you're a joke.”

Mario turned his back to him, hunching in on himself. “My dad thinks I’m a joke too.”

“Yeah? Well…your dad’s right!”

Mario felt as if DK’s words had shot him in the chest.

“He needs to learn to defend himself! How's he supposed to do that when you keep coddling him?”

“How's he supposed to make it to college if he keeps having to help you study?”

“And the worst part? You're bringing your brother down with you.”

A sound came out. It sounded like both a laugh and a sob.

“You know what? Yeah. He was right. I did bring my brother down with me.” His voice began to crack. “And not just him! I brought everyone down with me! Toad, the princess, the entire Kong army, the Mushroom Kingdom…and even you. You're all going to die because of me.”

His vision blurred. His voice became weaker. “All because I wanted to prove to my dad that I could do something right. But it's just like he always said: I’m reckless and impulsive, and I don't think.”

“Whoa, okay, chill out--”

“And you!” Mario turned towards him, his despair turning to rage. He no longer had control of the words leaving his mouth. “You don't care about anyone! You only care about yourself! So why don't you just go in a corner and smash some stuff, smash monkey?!”

Donkey Kong growled. “I am more…than a guy…who smashes things!” He punctuated each pause with a pound of his fists. “I'm a prince! I was going to be king someday!”

“Yeah, a terrible one!”

Donkey Kong snapped. He rushed towards Mario, grabbing him by the overall straps.

“Shut up! You don't know anything about me! You're not the one who has an entire kingdom to disappoint!”

They both went silent. Nothing but the sound of DK’s heavy breathing.