#donkey kong one shot

[emiko-matsui]

brian murphy will be like (donkey kong voice) i never wanted to be a killer and nobody stopped him

[introverted-bard]

Hardwon and Paw Paw beatbox

My favourite moments include:

“I can’t do it….. not without a beat” 😎

Paw Paw’s IMMEDIATE reer REER reer reer REER reer-boxing

🎶“I don’t think so….now it’s time to go”🎶

“Hardwon does the worm to ✨stunning✨ silence”

Emily almost pissing her pants

[thinkingaboutbones]

"But you see that it is not the Crystal Coconut. It is Donkey Kong's severed head."

-Brian Murphy, Donkey Kong One-Shot: A Coco-Night Holiday Special

[yourstrulylightstar283]

Stargazing

This is my Donkey Kong/Donkey Kong Country one-shot fic.

P.S. I changed the title to "Stargazing".

Disclaimer: I don't own Donkey Kong/Donkey Kong Country franchise and their characters.

The fic (c) @yourstrulylightstar283(Me)

Donkey and his nephew Diddy were stargazing in one cool summer night. The weather was nice with cool breeze blowing.

Diddy said with full of amusement and joy, "Wow, uncle, there are a lot of stars in the sky tonight and I love it so much!"

Donkey replied with a warm smile, "I love it so much as much as you do, Diddy. You're one of my best buddies to me and you always will be, buddy."

"You're one of my best friends to me too. And you always will be, uncle," said Diddy with him smiling happily.

Then, they continued to stargaze happily with full of amusement.

The End.

[moonshynecybin]

callie i’m listening to naddpod for the first time ever and i just finished the feywild arc. 1) oh my godddddddddd murph when i get you this story is so good!!!! 2) i finally understand your url and truly moonshine character of all time 3) q: are you into moonshine/hardwon at all? kinda snuck up on me but now i’m 👀

naddpod podcast ever. of all time. campaign one is a bit of a slow burn but once they get goin oh my GODDDD.... murph is so good at the story he's telling, all the roleplay is wonderful, and also its the only actual play show i've engaged with that doesnt make me literally zone out from boredom during combat sessions. like theyre SO creative and theyre all so funny and heartfelt i really love it... genuinely the only podcast i listen to that regularly makes my sides hurt from laughing so hard

[heloflor]

Me playing Mario vs Donkey Kong: Man this game is so janky! I’ve got so many unnecessary deaths because of it! How are you supposed to do some of this stuff?!

Also me playing Mario vs Donkey Kong:

[weirdmarioenemies]

Name: Krockhead

Debut: Donkey Kong Country 2: Diddy's Kong Quest

What a normal guy. A very normal crocodile. And that's why it's weird! This normal crocodile works alongside the rest of the Kremlings, who walk on two legs, and wear clothes, and sometimes even wear nipples. I guess I can't prove that Krockhead does NOT do all these things under the water, but that sort of assumption would just be silly. And why would I be silly? No one's paying me to be silly. I need a believable motivation here.

Krockheads are said to be "primitive" Kremlings, which I think pretty much cements them just being sort of Regular Crocodiles. And look, there they are! In The Swamp. Classic location! They are not really enemies, just Fun Aesthetic Platforms, though some of them do go in and out of the water. Also some of them are in lava instead of water! GEEET outta there! Biology Fact: animals can't go in lava! If they touch it, they are shot up at high speed going "yeowch! hachacha hot!"

Aside from Classic Green, Krockhead also comes in Good Ol' Brown! These ones are silly springboards, and will open their mouths to launch whatever Kong stands on their snouts. This is the opposite of real crocodilians, who for all their bite strength, are notoriously weak at actually opening their mouths! Maybe this is a viable hunting strategy. I guess a predator does not need to crush prey in its jaws if it can fling a poor critter into the air and have it most likely die on impact! And then an opportunistic scavenger does not need ANY hunting capability to swoop in and steal the kill for itself. Sorry Krockhead! Outdone by Nature's Funny Tricks.

I really hope Krockheads are just not at all anthropomorphic, and that they are also recognized members of the Kremling Army. I hope they get paid. I hope they receive discounts at Krazy Kremland which they do not redeem because they do not have a concept of amusement parks.

They probably look like this underwater. Hee hee

[smallmariofindings]

In Donkey Kong 64, a bizarre game crash that is extremely easy to accidentally activate during regular gameplay can occur during a multiplayer Monkey Smash match.

All that needs to be performed for the game to crash is one of the players picking up a crate of homing ammo and then attempting to shoot a warp pad with it. Note how the screen freezes at the moment where the upper Donkey Kong would have shot the Warp Pad.

Main Blog | Twitter | Patreon | Small Findings | Source: YouTube user "awhitmore7317"

[operationslipperypuppet]

1: Baggin’ it with Balnor: Loud Libraries, Questionable Drug PSAs, and Staying Fit w/ Pendergreens (NADDPOD Aug 5, 2020)

2: Clash of the Corn Cuties (Fantasy High, Ep. 2)

3: “…AS ANY OF YOU” Blast from the Passed (Fantasy High: Sophomore Year, Ep. 15)

4: (finishes with “Only thing that could take us out was a trip to the zoo.”) Rolling up the Hill (A Starstruck Odyssey, Ep. 2)

5: (he misspoke, had to walk back everything, and didn’t remember what it was from. this was after 10 unrelated off topic minutes on the Flintstones.) D&D Court: Bonus Cases - King Robert Can Klump (w/ Ally Beardsley) (NADDPOD Short Rest Jun 24, 2022) [this is a Patreon-exclusive but it’s so unhinged i needed to include it]

6: (including writing a letter to his former wife and expecting her to read it while he watches, then ending the conversation with this song) Leap of Faith (Neverafter, Ep. 15)

7: Everyone else gave a number that was less than 5. Murph thought they were all crazy for saying numbers so low. He said sixteen. Hearthside Chat Q&A: What’s Your Clown Tolerance? (NADDPOD Short Rest, Oct 1, 2021) [this is also a Patreon-exclusive and it’s soooo goddamn ridiculous]

8: Cult of the Trident, thinking a child was named Nana, there’s literally too much to name Trinyvale x Bahumia Mini Arc: Eps. 1-3 (NADDPOD Feb 10, 17, & 24, 2023)

9: Donkey Kong One-Shot: A Bananksgiving Special (NADDPOD, Nov 27, 2019)

10: I’m literally so sorry there are so many moments, the man is insane. if you choose this, tell us what moment, and include the episode title/source/date so we can all enjoy the unhinged moment.

[lulublack90]

Prompt 24 - Improve

@jegulus-microfic June 24, Word count 522

Previous part First part

Regulus wiggled into James's lap to make sure he was comfortable. He looked at the character James had been playing. “Donkey Kong, really James?” He quirked an eyebrow at his boyfriend as he selected Yoshi instead. Sirius had, of course, opted for Princess Peach as he had since they’d bought the game when they were younger. People always underestimated Peach. 

The track came up on the screen. The drivers lined up and the duck in the cloud came down to hover in front of them with the countdown lights. 

The light went blue and they were off. They both stared at the back of the group but made quick work of getting past the others before the first corner.  Regulus zoomed away faster. Sirius had been bounced sideways by Luigi, causing him to fall behind. 

The first line of item boxes appeared right before the bend. Regulus snagged one on his way past and watched the counter at the top of the screen shoot through the possible prizes as he drifted around the first corner. A green shell. Good, he thought, he could use that when Sirius caught back up. A tunnel appeared at the end of the first corner, and he shot into it, bashing the joystick to the side as fast as he could when a slight corner came up, allowing him to drift. 

He was doing well, he was nearly at the starting point to finish his first lap when Sirius caught up. He quickly attached the green shell to the back of his kart, ready for him. Sirius came close and Regulus tossed it, hitting Princess Peach dead on. He drove through another item box and got a banana skin this time. 

Regulus repeated the lap again, Sirius still behind him and sped on towards the finish line as he started his final lap. 

He kept an eye on the other racer’s positions, he could almost taste the victory, but then James jostled him when he picked up his chocolate bar and Regulus missed the corner. He watched in horror as Princess Peach blasted past him and drove over the finish line. 

“NO!” He’d lost. He turned to James, who was struggling with the foil around the chocolate bar. He clearly had no idea what he’d done. Regulus let his head fall into his hands. Now he’d have to go to the club. 

“You nearly had me there, Reggie, but you definitely have to improve your driving if you want to beat me,” Sirius beamed at him, knowing full well the only reason he won was due to a total fluke, and if Regulus had found his own seat instead of staying on James's lap, Sirius would have lost spectacularly. 

“Best two out of three?” He asked hopefully. Sirius shook his head, a gleeful look on his face. 

“Oh, no, baby brother. It’s time for you to go put your glad rags on, we’re going to the club,” Regulus groaned, but did as he was told, dragging James up from his seat and leading him towards his bedroom. This was not what he had planned for his evening. 

Next part

[emiko-matsui]

I need to know what episode Hardwon does the worm in. I cannot have imagined this what episode is it

[thinkingaboutbones]

i think about the naddpod donkey kong one-shots every single day of my life, theyre literally the peak of entertainment im so obsessed with them

[duckingwriting]

Getting Answers

Day 16 of @flufftober - "Yes, No, Maybe"

Fandom: Super Mario & Related Fandoms Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Luigi & Mario (Nintendo), Bowser/Luigi (Nintendo), Mario/Princess Peach (Nintendo), Donkey Kong/Mario (Nintendo) Characters: Mario (Nintendo), Luigi (Nintendo) Additional Tags: Secret Relationship, Mario is a Supportive Brother Summary: Mario needs to talk to his brother, he has to know the truth.

Read bellow the cut or on AO3

 "Hey, Luigi....can we talk?" Mario stepped in front of his brother as the taller man tried to walk past him.

Luigi blinked his eyes at his brother. He examined the shorter man who shifted from one foot to the other and rubbed the back of his neck, pushing his hat slightly off just to adjust it back in place and do it again. And again. And again. Luigi could count on one hand the number of times he had seen his brother nervous. When he had asked Peach out on their first date. And DK out on their first date. Being nervous was Luigi's thing and seeing his brother so nervous instantly put him on edge. He swallowed heavily. And gave a small nod.

"Of course, what's wrong?" Luigi shot a glance out to the slowly sinking sun and hoped his tardiness could be forgiven.

Mario frowned seeing his brother's movement. He rolled his shoulders back and squared up to his brother. "Nothing's wrong...at least I don't think so. I just...you've been distant lately."

Luigi blinked with his eyes widening. He had not thought Mario would notice, so focused on his own relationships Luigi had thought for sure he still had time for his own before his brother noticed any of it. He let out a nervous laugh that shook too much and couldn't hold his brother's gaze.

"Have I? I didn't realize-"

"I...I don't want you to lie Weegie." Mario sighed and deflated slightly. "I just...I know it's possibly...strange what I'm going to ask but DK mentioned it and I just...I just want the truth okay? We always tell each other the truth, right?"

Luigi forced his gaze back to Mario and slowly nodded his head, even as his stomach twisted knowing he didn't tell Mario everything.

"Are you....you've been getting kidnapped a lot." Mario said slowly watching as his brother turned bright red and gave another nervous laugh. 

"What?  It's not that much...."

The two brothers fell silent for a moment before Mario leaned in towards Luigi. His voice dropped down low as if he didn't want anyone else to hear what he was going to say.

"Luigi...are you...in a relationship with Bowser?"

"Yes I mean no. I mean..." Luigi sighed, not telling his brother was one thing but to straight up lie went against his character completely. "Maybe? I don't...we haven't discussed..."

"So the kidnapping dates?"

Luigi shrugged and wrapped his arms around himself. "I guess kinda?"

Mario was frowning, there was still a bright blush on his brother's cheeks and after a moment he blushed brightly too. "Are they booty calls?!"

Luigi flinched but nodded his head, pulling his hat down to hide his face. "More or less."

Mario made a strangled noise himself trying to push the image from his own mind. "Okay, ignoring that. Completely and totally ignoring that."

"Can I leave now?" Luigi asked, more than ready for the conversation to be over.

"Yeah just..." Mario had an idea where his brother was going now and he grasped his arm giving it a small squeeze. "Just know I think you deserve better than to be a sometimes....if...I know you Weegie, you wouldn't....do that if you didn't care about him so...just, I don't know, get an answer about the dating thing?"

"I'll think about it." Luigi whispered slowly, pulling away from his brother who sighed.

"That's all I ask. And if you want, sometime me and DK or me and Peach can kick your asses at a double date tennis match."

Luigi blinked at his brother. Mario was clearly not quite comfortable but he was willing to deal with Bowser if Luigi asked. Luigi smiled and surged forward to hug his brother.

"I love you, Bro."

"I love you too." Mario squeezed him back. "And tell him if he don't treat you right I've got stomping boots just for him."

[thebookishwallflower]

Finally listening to the Donkey Kong one shot, and Murphy,

The Revenge of Funky Kong

this is ridiculous

[auroraknux]

So, earlier this year, I talked about doing a super angsty version of the eel scene in the Mario movie. I've had a completed draft of it for a while, but I wasn't happy with it. Looking at it now, I think maybe it wasn't as bad as I felt like it was. I still want to rewrite a lot of it, but maybe I don't need to completely start over like I was originally planning. In fact, I've already starting revising it a little!

Anyway, I wanted to share a snippet of the current WIP. This is the part where the original movie dialogue kicks in, and where it really starts to diverge. (Everything here is subject to change in the final version.)

--

“So this is the end.” Donkey King's voice jolted Mario out of his thoughts. “Being slowly digested by an eel, next to an idiot in overalls.”

“Well, at least your brother isn't gonna die because of you,” Mario said bitterly.

“At least you're not gonna die with your dad thinking you're a joke.”

Mario turned his back to him, hunching in on himself. “My dad thinks I’m a joke too.”

“Yeah? Well…your dad’s right!”

Mario felt as if DK’s words had shot him in the chest.

“He needs to learn to defend himself! How's he supposed to do that when you keep coddling him?”

“How's he supposed to make it to college if he keeps having to help you study?”

“And the worst part? You're bringing your brother down with you.”

A sound came out. It sounded like both a laugh and a sob.

“You know what? Yeah. He was right. I did bring my brother down with me.” His voice began to crack. “And not just him! I brought everyone down with me! Toad, the princess, the entire Kong army, the Mushroom Kingdom…and even you. You're all going to die because of me.”

His vision blurred. His voice became weaker. “All because I wanted to prove to my dad that I could do something right. But it's just like he always said: I’m reckless and impulsive, and I don't think.”

“Whoa, okay, chill out--”

“And you!” Mario turned towards him, his despair turning to rage. He no longer had control of the words leaving his mouth. “You don't care about anyone! You only care about yourself! So why don't you just go in a corner and smash some stuff, smash monkey?!”

Donkey Kong growled. “I am more…than a guy…who smashes things!” He punctuated each pause with a pound of his fists. “I'm a prince! I was going to be king someday!”

“Yeah, a terrible one!”

Donkey Kong snapped. He rushed towards Mario, grabbing him by the overall straps.

“Shut up! You don't know anything about me! You're not the one who has an entire kingdom to disappoint!”

They both went silent. Nothing but the sound of DK’s heavy breathing.

[enteringdullsville]

Underrated Real Time Fandub Lines 2: Subspace Dubbed Over

“That’s one Reddit upvote right there!”

I had to read the transcript for this humdinger, said as Wario turns Zelda into a trophy.

“Woah! That was Wario and he won…”

That’s probably the best way to cap off Wario’s first appearance.

“My name’s ‘Pit’, like under the arm?”

“Exactly like that.”

There’s a lot of times where someone says something and somebody else’s response is drowned out, such as Palutena’s incredibly blunt response to Pit’s question.

“That’s the weirdest airplane.”

It deserves a prize.

“AAAAUUGHH! I remember when that happened!”

Wasted opportunity not to say “Looks like Team Rocket’s jacking off again”.

“ARM!”

“…Ow.”

The Halberd’s sole line of dialogue, coupled with Fox’s hilarious nonplussed reaction.

“What are we, some kind of Subspace Emissary?”

Because we’re…Super Smash Bros!

“Take that, TUUURTLEEE!”

It’s the weird added emphasis that seals the deal.

“You can’t shoot Donkey Kong!”

DK, as he’s actively being shot at.

“I don’t like the cut of your jib!”

DK, you’ve known Bowser for how long now?

“I did that on purpose!”

As the dub goes on, it becomes obvious that Wario’s the army’s most competent general.

“Am I a f***ing draaagon?”

I like to think the only reason Ray talks like that is because Holly’s voice is shot from Wario’s last scene.

“Tha…at’s right.”

“Pokémon Tower! Not Trainer, Tower!”

“Now I have it-ZELDA.”

Any time the characters acknowledge the character screens.

“I’m back with my GUN THAT KILLS PEOPLE!”

…As opposed to…

“I DO MAGIC, KILL JACKED UP KIDS, I’LL PROBABLY FLY NEXT!”

Porky, seconds before Ness sends him flying.

“I thought that guy was supposed to be Mario, bye!”

This wouldn’t be nearly as funny if Wario wasn’t screaming his name nonstop.

“Did you have lunch today, R.O.B.?”

“No, R.O.B., I didn’t have lunch today!”

The delivery on R.O.B. 2 is what kills me.

“It’s like-a the better pizzuh.”

R.O.B. lets his one guest appearance in Mario Kart go to his head.

“Why is it purple?”

“Because purple’s my favorite color, dumbass.”

“It’s a baaad color!”

“Stupid idiot.”

“Red’s better!”

This’ll be important later on...

“Dude, cookoldry-never mind.”

Hey, reference!

“Nyehh, oh, I’m not even supposed to be here!”

Another gem from “Bozo Dubbed Over” that doesn’t get enough appreciation.

“AH HOPE HE’S DEAD FOREVER!”

I quote this constantly.

“We’re Kirby.”

That’s oddly daunting coming from a bunch of Waddle Dees.

“Whoa, deja vu!”

“It’s happening again!”

Again, I quote Dedede constantly, intonation and all.

“It’s because I’m so scared that I did it!”

Luigi’s voice is just the best thing.

“F***ing, f***ing, f***ing, f***…I GOTTA WIN!”

Wario gets beat up so hard it causes him to talk normally.

“I HOPE THAT GUY’S NOT GETTING JACKED OFF.”

My favorite version of the episode’s running gag.

“HEY, LISTEN!”

Navi’s sole line of dialogue, and she’s inebriated.

“OHHH, that smells so bad! Did you do that?”

“…Yes.”

I adore the quick, off handed way Link says it.

“Who goes there? It’s me!”

Out of context, that’s an incredibly cool one liner.

“He speaks!”

Somebody in the background, talking about Pikachu.

“I think I found the computer room.”

IT’S HAPPENING AGAIN!

“That looks like OH, IT’S ME! KIRBY!”

Mar switching characters mid sentence.

“I think this guy’s about to kill you.”

This line plagues my mind and I love it.

“I killed you.”

“I ALSO KILLED YOU.”

Bowser and Bowser, Bowser’s Inside Bowser.

“I’m here again! BOWSER! I GOTTA WIN!”

Must be a Subspace Army thing.

“Ahh, it’s me! Zelda!”

“Oh no! It’s him! Zelda!”

Bonus points for being the second or third intelligible things Peach says.

“They killed Link! It’s so funny she died!”

‘Zelda’ kind of sucks at his job.

“Oh, I know this guy. He jump on me.”

“Dude, you ever noticed I’m f***ing green?”

“I’m here too; f***!”

“I’m a f***ing animal!”

Yoshi in general is gold.

“EEEYYYYYYYY-”

“WHO THE F*** IS THIS GUY?!”

Kirby’s very abrupt and dynamic entrance on the Wariomobile.

“Well! It’s a good thing I fixed my roof and got Bowser outta here!”

I love the implication that all the branching timelines are literally occurring back to back.

“WE’RE DOING IT AGAIN! WE HATE YOU!”

Bowser takes a page out of Dedede’s book.

“That’s my girlfriend!”

“Don’t kill your girlfriend! That’s my job!”

“I DON’T KNOW HER! KILL HER!”

“That’s my job!”

Same two characters, different princesses.

“Tuck my hand on my head! Hope my hair isn’t gay…”

“His hair is so stupid.”

The first line is funny enough coming from this version of Marth. Ike, however, I’m only just hearing his aside for the first time.

“YOU HAVE TO STAY HERE. YOU HAVE TO STAY HERE. I CAN’T. I’M GONNA BLOW UP, DUDE. YOU HAVE TO STAY HERE. I CAN’T DO THIS ALONE.”

“My main goal is to blow up!”

Tower, you’re pure evil.

“Beep, boop. We’re opening the doors! Come on in!”

“I don’t know what they were talking about, but that’s okay.”

The Wall-E Squad provides some of the series’ best nonsequiturs.

“Hey, you stop that, dumbass!”

Not so funny now, is it R.O.B.?

“AWW, F***! IT’S JET THE HAWK!”

That would be his cousin.

“UGNHF.”

This guy’s about to…

“Now I’m a robot!”

I’ve got nothing. Sam’s incredibly proud delivery is just great.

“How’s the weather up there?”

Pikachu also gets a good burn in.

“I BET MY PENIS IS REAL SMALL!”

Hello to you too, Falcon.

“WAAGH! WAAGH! WAAGH! WAAGH!”

“Get the F*** OUT!”

Falco cares not for Diddy’s eccentricities.

“Okay, I’m-I’m sick of this.”

MK serves as a great voice of reason to the crew.

“I’M A VERY SPECIAL BOY.”

“That is un dog!”

“Iiii’m a furry.”

Because dogs aren’t furries!

“Whoo!”

“What the heck’s going on down there?”

“Me!”

“I’m also here!”

“I’m not supposed to be here!”

Our heroes.

“It’s okay, we’re almost done.”

“…Really?”

“Kept ya waiting, huh?”

A golden bit of timing right there.

“I’m in disguise now!”

Sheik, making no attempt to hide their distinctive voice.

“I’m in love with Samus, actually now!”

“I’M NOT!”

“No, not as much as I am, look-”

“Do I get a say in this?”

“No.”

You’d think being his species’ only dude would teach the Gan-Man some respect.

“This guy’s so horny, let’s kill him!”

R.O.B.’s immediate response to the above.

“That’s your f***ing name? That’s stupid!”

Falcon to R.O.B.. Three guesses as to who voices Falcon.

“THAT BETTER NOT BE THE RIDDLE GUY BEHIND US!”

It’s totally the riddle guy behind you.

“I’M THE BEST RACE CAR! F*** YOU!”

Kirby’s freaking pissed.

“My Michael was muted.”

That’s the most adorable way to refer to a microphone.

“You can’t kill me I’m so much too powerful f*** you to death.”

The lack of commas both deliberate and optimal.

“There shalt be no jacking off today…JACK ME OFF!”

“OOHHHHHHHHHH!!!”

“I’m jacking off!”

The climax of the dub, as narrated by Falco.

“Now I’m back alive. WHYYY!?”

“I’M GONNA KILL YOU TWICE!”

Doing things in twos is just the Dedede way.

“AH NEED AH MONSTAH TO CLOBBAH DAT DERE PENIS!”

You like his quote?

“Wario’s gotta lose!”

Luigi finally grows a pair.

“MEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOW”

The last intelligible thing we hear, presumably Jigglypuff, before Penny banishes everyone for their hubris.