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concretejunglefm · 21 days ago

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Summary: While staying at an air bnb you accidentally flash the boys, where it all starts to descent into depravity.

Pairing: f!reader x all omens.

CW: accidental flashing, over all dirty talk and objectification around reader.

AN: This is fic will be in two parts. this is part one. credit to @kaliforniahigh and these anon's here and here

NSFW'ish under the cut 🔞 Minors DNI.

The sound of laughter and splashing water fills the air around you all, your own giggles growing louder as you attempt to wrestle Nicholas down from atop of Noah's shoulders and into the pool below, while you sit on Jolly's.

“Quit it!” You squeal every time Nicholas is pulled away from your grasp as Noah sidesteps Jolly's attempts. You can't help the frustration which slips out in your voice, resulting in a shared chuckle among the boys.

“Is someone getting annoyed because she's losing?” You hear Matt call from the side of the pool, mocking you briefly, but that distraction is all it takes for Nicholas to take his opening shot and push you back off Jolly’s shoulders.

Gasping, you fall back into the water, sinking briefly beneath before rising back up, being met with a chorus of laughter from all of the guys as you wipe your face, pushing your now wet hair back.

“Oh, it’s on.”

“Like Donkey Kong, baby.” Nick taunts as you size him up and he beckons you to try again, still sitting comfortably on Noah’s shoulders, while you climb back onto Jolly’s.

This time your fingers instantly interlace with Nick's and you begin attempting to push him back off Noah's shoulders, trying your best not to cheat and sneak in a kick, something which is made impossible anyway by Jolly’s grip on your legs.

It takes a few moments of you both pushing against one another before you see Nick's face change with the sudden realization that he's lost his balance.

It’s a sweet victory for you, but as he attempts to fight against it, he reaches for you the moment you release your hands, attempting to grab onto you and pull you down with him into the water as he slips from Noah’s back.

“Yes!” You cheer for your own victory and raise your arms above your head with a prideful stance, only to be met with silence from the rest of the guys.

Poolside, Folio’s mouth is agape as his eyes are both wide and locked onto you, slapping Matt’s chest in an expression of disbelief and drawing his attention over to where he’s looking.

“Oh shit.” Matt mumbles under his breath when he catches sight of what Folio’s become focused on, trying his best not to stare as obviously as him, or at least not be caught doing it.

Nicholas is left speechless the minute he returns from under the water, trying his best not to look, while beside him Noah can’t stop from letting his eyes trail back as a slight grin breaks out across his face.

From behind his camera, Bryan unknowingly captures the moment, only for his finger to continue pressing right up until the point you realize what everyone is looking at.

In the last round, as Nick reached for you, he unknowingly caught your bikini top which caused it to come free and fall down off you, exposing your bare chest to everyone.

In a panic you raise your hands and attempt to cover your chest, ushering for Jolly to lead you to the edge of the pool.

Out of everyone, he’d been the one unable to actually get a look, although that did little to make you feel better or stop the wave of embarrassment which washed over you.

Sitting on the edge of the pool you take the towel which Matt tosses your way, offering him a brief glance of acknowledgment, a silent thank you in your eyes as you stand up, doing your best to cover yourself and unintentionally flashing Matt and Folio again, which only causes the grin across the young drummers face to widen further, slapping at Matt’s chest as if he’s the luckiest man around.

In your heist to head back inside the air bnb, you find yourself bumping into Davis on his way out, while readjusting the towel, then feeling it slip from your grasp altogether.

“Oh whatever!” You grumble to yourself with a loud defeated groan, allowing the towel to drop to the floor and giving Davis an eyeful in the process, hearing a faint whistle come from him before you disappear inside.

“Holy shit! Holy shit! Holy—”

“Shit. Yeah Folio, we get it.” Nicholas calls over to him, shaking his head at the drummer.

“Did you see that though? Did you see them? Her tits? Holy—”

“Say holy shit one more time you’ll be ending up in that pool.” Matt threatens, giving him a warning look which quickly shuts Folio up.

“What happened?” Jolly asks, clearly left clueless by the conversation at hand but Noah is quick to offer an explanation in the form of your bikini top, lifting it from the water, the fabric wrapped around his long tattooed fingers.

“This.” There’s a small smirk on his face as he looks over the fabric. It's almost amusing to think it did anything in the first place to keep you covered up.

“Let's see it.” Jolly reaches out but Noah is quick to snatch it back away.

“No, you missed it. You don't get to have this. This is like a souvenir. In fact I think I'll keep it.”

“Wait, why you?” Nicholas speaks up, attempting to take your bikini top from Noah. “I’m the reason it came off in the first place. If anyone has a right to a souvenir, it should be me.” He argues as Noah dodges him and he tries again, being met with a chuckle.

“You snooze, you lose.” Noah retorts like he's a child which results in Nicholas diving for him, attempting to tackle your bikini top from him.

Soon there's a splash as Folio joins in, swimming over to fight for his own right to claim a piece of you in the form of your swimsuit, while Jolly steps back towards the edge of the pool, being met with Matt and Davis.

“They’re really fighting over that, huh?” Matt chuckles, watching the three of them squabble over it like they’re children.

“I can't believe I missed it.” Jolly sighs, but looks up when he hears Bryan’s voice

“No need. I caught the whole thing.” The photographer turns his camera towards the three of them, scrolling through the pictures he took of the entire moment, from Nick falling, to him grabbing you, your bikini coming loose, up until you were bare and completely unaware with your arms raised above your head.

All three of them stare in awe at you and the sight of your tits on the small screen.

It would be a lie to say they haven't all fantasized about them on occasion, especially the ones where you didn't wear a bra, able to see your nipples poking through your shirt.

And in unison they all said the same thing; “Holy shit.”

“Come on, man. Are you really going to hog it all day?” Folio was practically leaping up for your bikini top as Noah held it up out of his reach, easily amused by the eagerness of the drummer just to have even a piece of your clothing.

“Damn, all this just for a bikini top? What else of hers have you tried to steal?” Noah teases and catches the way his friends' cheeks redden slightly at the remark which prompts him to stop, his brows furrowing with a serious, yet curious expression. “Wait, what else have you tried to steal from her?”

“Nothing.” Folio fumbles, though it's a blatant lie.

“Our boy is down bad.” Matt chimes in as he joins them the pool house separate from where you are in the main house, squeezing on Folio’s shoulders before ruffling up his hair.

“Pretty sure I saw him with a pair of her panties once, unless there's something you're not telling us.” Matt teases and all eyes fall onto Folio who shrugs.

“And so what if I did? They were mixed in with my laundry, like I was going to ignore the fact they were right there.”

It’s Jolly who speaks up next, eyeing his bandmate curiously. “What did you do with them?”

“Nothing.”

“Please, like you’re not the most perverted one here.” Matt laughs and falls down into one of the chairs, Jolly following his lead as he settles into the one beside him.

Before long the rest of the guys have slowly spread out around the pool house, settling onto the furniture.

“I jerked off into them, so what?”

“You had her panties and didn't even share them? And now you expect me to share this?” Noah holds up your bikini top like it’s a trophy and shakes his head, rubbing the damp fabric just beneath his nose and above his lips. “Not happening.”

Even though there was a strong smell of chlorine, he could still detect the scent of your perfume infused into the fabric, making his dick twitch within his wet swim shorts and he shifts to make himself more comfortable.

“They were a great pair of tits though.” Nicholas speaks up, almost shy and all eyes fall onto him.

“So great that Bryan was a good enough man to capture them.” Jolly let slip the information he’d been given while Nicholas, Noah and Folio had been fighting in the pool, their faces quick to light up.

“Seriously?” The word slips from Nicholas’ lips in a hast, unable to contain his excitement over the fact and Bryan simply nods, patting to his camera as though it’s the holy grail.

It doesn't take long before they're all passing around the camera and looking over the photos of you topless while sharing their most lewd thoughts about you.

“God, I'd let her ride me any day. Just grab her at her sides and pull those tits right in my face.” Jolly mimics the motion as if actually pulling you towards him and shakes his head as though he were nuzzling between your breasts.

“Her nipples are so perky. I would give anything to suck on them.” Folio whines as he looks over the pictures of you once again, his tongue practically hanging from his mouth like a panting dog.

“Her tits looked great but have you seen her ass in those shorts she always wears? And her thighs in those long socks? fuck this girl's gonna be the death of me.” Matt grumbles as he drops his head back, easily being taken back to the memory of you in those very shorts with your cute knee high socks as if it didn't make you the perfect fuckable thing on the planet.

“What about when she doesn't wear a bra under her shirt? More specifically when she's wearing one of our shirts?” Nicholas chimes in and Noah nods, his face practically still half pressed to your bikini top.

“The Lord of The Rings shirt.”

It’s all Noah has to say to entice another audible response from Matt, mimicking his words with a desperate groan. A clue that it was easily one of his favorite looks on you.

“Oh, fuck but what about when she—” Folio’s eager voice is cut off by the sound of yours as you call out for them and they all grow silent when you peep your head in through the door.

“So this is where you’re all hiding.” You stand in the doorway, your arms crossed over your chest.

Before your gaze can cast over to Noah, he slips your bikini top down into the front of his swim trunks, feeling his already hardening cock twitch more against the damp fabric as it presses on him.

“Oh, Matt. I hope you don't mind, I grabbed one of your shirts. I couldn't find mine.” You've changed into a shirt, minus the bra, and a pair of shorts, opting for comfort after drying off.

Uncrossing your arms you reveal a huge Lord of The Rings image, reaching to the bottom of it and tugging it out for him to see.

Folio instantly begins nudging Matt in the side with his elbow, as if they’re sharing some kind of inside joke.

“Not a problem at all.” Matt responds, his voice sounding slightly strained.

You just shake your head, choosing to ignore whatever weirdness was going on between them.

“I'm getting hungry so either you come back in and we order or I'm going to eat without you losers.” You declare before heading back towards the main house.

“Was she…?” Nicholas begins to ask once you’ve left, their eyes all still focused on the spot you'd been standing.

“Not wearing a bra. Yeah.” Folio finishes, his usual boyish grin spread wide.

There's a brief lull between them all until Folio shouts as he jumps up from his seat. “Dibs I get to sit next to her!”

“In your dreams.” Matt retorts as he grabs him by the back of his shirt, yanking him back and pushing in front of him as he makes his way out the door and over to the main house, Folio racing after him.

Jolly, Bryan, and Davis follow, chuckling as they go and as Nick pushes up from his seat, he looks down to Noah. “You coming?”

“Yeah, in a minute.” Noah briefly nods, shifting in place as Nick eyes him before letting out a laugh.

“She really got you that worked up, huh?”

“Shut up.” Noah retorts and pulls your bikini top from out of his trunks. “You’re just jealous.” He holds up the fabric and waves it in Nick's direction. “I can give it to you after I'm done.”

“And have your dirty cum rag?”

“It’s still a piece of her.”

Nick grows quiet as if contemplating the offer before shaking his head. “No. I think I'll go find my own. I’ll leave you two in peace.”

“Good luck.” Noah calls back out to him, chuckling as he strokes a hand over the bulge now showing in his swim shorts.

#bad omens fanfiction #bad omens fic #bad omens smut #noah sebastian fanfiction #nicholas ruffilo fanfiction #nick folio fanfiction #joakim jolly karlsson fanfiction #matt dierkes fanfiction #bad omens x reader #noah sebastian x reader #nicholas ruffilo x reader #nick folio x reader #joakim karlsson x reader #matt dierkes x reader #concretejunglefm fics

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ay4tou · 2 months ago

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one more round! | gun park x reader

summary: there are times when gun can't kick ass during his days off so he resorts to gaming. he finally faces his greatest opponent that he wants to beat. you. online, of course.

author's note: i came across a prompt generator and it gave me this but i gave it a bit of a twist. thanks for all the love on my last gun fic, so here's my excuse to make another one | masterlist

The sound of buttons clicking filled the quiet room of your apartment, broken only by the occasional sounds and flashing on the TV screen. You sat cross-legged on the couch, an infuriatingly smug grin plastered on your face, while Gun leaned back casually, one hand resting on the controller like he had all the time in the world.

"You’re gonna have to try a lot harder than that.”

“Oh, don’t worry, I don’t need to try,” you shot back, dodging his counterattack with the kind of precision that made even Gun's eyebrow twitch. “I’ve already got you figured out.”

He smirked, not taking the bait. “Figured me out? That’s bold coming from someone who’s been edge-guarding like a coward for the last three games.”

“It’s called winning.”

“Is it?” He tilted his head, his tone infuriatingly calm as he perfectly parried your next attack and landed a critical hit. “Because last I checked, you’re down to one life left.”

You leaned forward, narrowing your eyes. “You're literally on one life too."

His smirk remained the same, but you could practically feel the smug aura radiating off him.

The next few moments were tense. His Lucina danced across the screen, fast and calculated, while your Donkey Kong lumbered around like a chaotic wrecking ball. But then, in a glorious turn of events, you landed a perfectly-timed grab, carried him off the edge, and spiked him into oblivion.

“Game!” the announcer declared.

Your grin stretched ear to ear as the victory screen flashed, and Gun's calm expression finally cracked. Just a little.

“Looks like I’m still the undefeated champion,” you said, leaning back and crossing your arms triumphantly.

Gun blinked at the screen, then turned to you with a nonchalant shrug. “You were just lucky.”

“Skill.” you corrected.

He gave you a slow, raise of his eyebrow. “Sure. Let’s call it that.”

You yawned, stretching dramatically, the adrenaline of your win ebbing away. “Face it, you’re good, but you’re not me good.”

He chuckled, setting his controller down and leaning back against the couch, his smugness returning full force. “You’re unbearable, you know that?” Gun blinked at the screen, then turned to you with a nonchalant shrug. “One more round.”

You raised an eyebrow, fighting back a yawn. “What, so you can lose again?”

“Or so I can prove your win was a fluke.”

You rolled your eyes but grabbed the controller. “Fine. One more. But don’t cry when I beat the shit out of you again.”

Gun wasted no time, throwing everything he had at you, clearly trying to reclaim his dignity. You fought back valiantly, but the exhaustion from your earlier victories started to creep in.

Halfway through the match, your inputs became slower, less precise. You leaned back against the couch, your head tilting slightly to the side as Gun's character darted around the screen.

When the “Game!” announcement flashed this time, Gun sat back with a satisfied smirk, raising his arms in triumph.

“Finally,” he muttered, turning to you with a smug grin. “See? Told you I-”

He paused mid-sentence, noticing your controller almost falling in your hands and your head resting against the back of the couch. You were fast asleep, your breathing soft and steady.

For a moment, he just stared, his smugness melting into quiet amusement. “Seriously?” he whispered to himself, shaking his head.

Carefully, Gun reached over to take the controller out of your hands, setting it aside. He shifted closer, draping the blanket from the back of the couch over you.

“Guess I’ll count this as a win,” he murmured, leaning back against the couch and letting his arm rest near your shoulder. He just sits there, quietly enjoying the moment as you slept soundly beside him.

Well, maybe it wasn’t so bad losing earlier.

#lookism #gun lookism #gun park #gun park x reader #gun x reader #lookism fic #lookism x reader #ay4tou #park jonggun

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theguywithaplan · 1 month ago

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List of Games Turning Twenty (20) Years Old in 2025

Advance Wars: Dual Strike

Advent Rising (they started planning the trilogy before the first game was out lmao)

Age of Empires III

Animal Crossing: Wild World (the DS one)

Arc the Lad: End of Darkness

Area 51 (the FPS that was low-key kinda creepy)

Banjo Pilot (the Banjo-Kazooie racing game on GBA).

Battalion Wars (the spin-off of Advance Wars).

Battlefield 2

Brothers in Arms: Road to Hill 30

Brothers in Arms: Earned in Blood (yep, they released two mainline games in one year).

Burnout Revenge (this cleared Burnout 3, and I will fight you on that).

Call of Cthulhu: Dark Corners of the Earth

Call of Duty 2

Castlevania: Dawn of Sorrow (go play the Castlevania Dominus collection. It has this game and a few others and it's GREAT).

Castlevania: Curse of Darkness

Civilization IV

Cold Fear (answering the age old question: what if Resident Evil 4 was on a boat and not as good?)

Condemned: Criminal Origins (a launch title for the Xbox 360 and a pretty solid horror game).

Conker: Live & Reloaded (maybe a controversial opinion, but this is WAY better than the original).

Crash Tag Team Racing

Dead or Alive 4 (aka, the one with not Master Chief in it).

Destroy All Humans!

Devil Kings (all the sequels would be under it's non-translated title: Sengoku Basara).

Devil May Cry 3: Dante's Awakening (let's rock, baybeeeeee)

Donkey Kong: Jungle Beat

Dragon Ball Z: Sagas (I saw a stream of this game a few months back, and oh my god, this looks so shitty/funny).

Dragon Quest VIII: Journey of the Cursed King

Dynasty Warriors 5 (who's excited for Origins???)

Far Cry Instincts (a console version of the PC exclusive original game)

Fatal Frame III: The Tormented

F.E.A.R. (if you haven't played this before, change that. it's fantastic)

Fire Emblem: The Sacred Stones

Fire Emblem: Path of Radiance (the one with Ike the Bisexual in it).

Forza Motorsport (the very first one).

Gauntlet: Seven Sorrows

Geist (the rare M-rated Nintendo game).

The Getaway: Black Monday

God of War (the very first one).

Gran Turismo 4 (one of the few PS2 games that could be played in HD, along with... Jackass: The Game...)

Guild Wars

Guitar Hero (the very first one).

Haunting Ground (a very rare PS2 horror game from Capcom).

Hot Shots Golf: Open Tee

The Incredible Hulk: Ultimate Destruction

The Incredibles: Rise of the Underminer (since the second movie came out, this game is now considered non-canon).

Indigo Prophecy/Fahrenheit (the second game from known hack/fraud David Cage).

Jade Empire (the last game that BioWare made before they got acquired by EA).

Jak X: Combat Racing

Judge Dredd: Dredd vs. Death (there was a for real-ass Judge Dredd game on the GameCube).

Kameo: Elements of Power (another Xbox 360 launch title, this one made by a post-acquisition Rare. It's pretty fun).

Killer7 (from the greatest to ever do it, Suda51)

Peter Jackson's King Kong: The Official Game of the Movie (you guys think it's based on the movie or what...?)

Kirby: Canvas Curse (a really fun DS game that only used the stylus)

Klonoa 2: Dream Champ Tournament (i think klonoa would get along really well with sonic)

The Legend of Zelda: The Minish Cap (the one where Link gets really small)

Lego Star Wars: The Video Game

Lunar: Dragon Song (one of the worst RPGs I've ever played. Don't play it).

Mario & Luigi: Partners in Time (the one with the Baby Mario Bros.)

Mario Kart DS (the first one with online play).

Mario Party Advance

Mario Party 7 (my personal favorite)

Mario Superstar Baseball (we didn't get a Mario Baseball game on the Switch. Because they're saving it for the Switch 2).

Mario Tennis: Power Tour (so many Mario games...)

Dance Dance Revolution: Mario Mix

Marvel Nemesis: Rise of the Imperfects

The Matrix Online (an official continuation from the movies)

The Matrix: Path of Neo

Medal of Honor: European Assault

MediEvil: Resurrection

Mega Man Battle Network 5 (the only one in the series to have a DS version)

Mega Man Zero 4

Mercenaries: Playground of Destruction

Metal Gear Acid (a launch title for the PSP, and a card game set in the Metal Gear universe. It works better than you might think).

Meteos (a puzzle game made by Masahiro Sakurai, the Smash Bros. guy)

Metroid Prime Pinball

Mortal Kombat: Shaolin Monks

Myst V: End of Ages (the final Myst game)

Need for Speed: Most Wanted (did you know that this game outsold the entire Halo series?)

Neopets: The Darkest Faerie (is Neopets still a thing?)

Nicktoons Unite! (a crossover between Spongebob, Fairly Oddparents, Jimmy Neutron, and Danny Phantom).

The Nightmare Before Christmas: Oogie's Revenge (an honest to god sequel to the movie that plays like Devil May Cry).

Ninja Gaiden Black

Nintendogs

Oddworld: Stranger's Wrath

Pac-Man World 3

Perfect Dark Zero (yet another Xbox 360 launch title, also made by Rare, and a sequel to one of the best FPS games ever made. It was fine).

Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney (it had been out in Japan for a few years, but us Yankees got this four years after it came out).

Pokemon Dash (a Pokemon racing game. It was not very good).

Pokemon Emerald Version (I sunk like 500 hours into this game).

Pokemon XD: Gale of Darkness (a sequel to Pokemon Colosseum where you could capture other people's Pokemon).

Prince of Persia: The Two Thrones

Psychonauts

The Punisher

Quake 4

Ratchet: Deadlocked

Resident Evil 4

Serious Sam 2

Shadow of the Colossus (one of the best games ever made. Play it if you haven't yet).

Shadow the Hedgehog (pretty good to be a sonic fan right now).

Shin Megami Tensei: Digital Devil Saga (parts 1 and 2).

Sly 3: Honor Among Thieves

Sonic Rush

SoulCalibur III (RIP, SoulCalibur. Tekken is just too powerful.)

Splinter Cell: Chaos Theory (RIP, Splinter Cell. Ubisoft just sucks too much to make you anymore).

Spyro: Shadow Legacy

Star Fox Assault

Star Wars: Republic Commando

Star Wars: Battlefront II (this game's story mode is permanently etched into my brain).

Stubbs the Zombie in "Rebel Without a Pulse" (presenting it to you with no context. Look it up. It's hilarious).

Super Mario Strikers

Super Monkey Ball Deluxe

Tak: The Great Juju Challenge

Tekken 5

TimeSplitters: Future Perfect (RIP, TimeSplitters. Embracer Group killed you before you could come back).

Trace Memory (got remade in 2024 as Another Code)

Twisted Metal: Head-On (another PSP launch title)

Ultimate Spider-Man (you could play as Venom in this one)

WarioWare: Touched!

WarioWare: Twisted!

We Love Katamari

Wild Arms: Alter Code F (a remake of the first game)

Xenosaga Episode II

X-Men Legends II: Rise of Apocalypse

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weirdmarioenemies · 9 months ago

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Name: Krockhead

Debut: Donkey Kong Country 2: Diddy's Kong Quest

What a normal guy. A very normal crocodile. And that's why it's weird! This normal crocodile works alongside the rest of the Kremlings, who walk on two legs, and wear clothes, and sometimes even wear nipples. I guess I can't prove that Krockhead does NOT do all these things under the water, but that sort of assumption would just be silly. And why would I be silly? No one's paying me to be silly. I need a believable motivation here.

Krockheads are said to be "primitive" Kremlings, which I think pretty much cements them just being sort of Regular Crocodiles. And look, there they are! In The Swamp. Classic location! They are not really enemies, just Fun Aesthetic Platforms, though some of them do go in and out of the water. Also some of them are in lava instead of water! GEEET outta there! Biology Fact: animals can't go in lava! If they touch it, they are shot up at high speed going "yeowch! hachacha hot!"

Aside from Classic Green, Krockhead also comes in Good Ol' Brown! These ones are silly springboards, and will open their mouths to launch whatever Kong stands on their snouts. This is the opposite of real crocodilians, who for all their bite strength, are notoriously weak at actually opening their mouths! Maybe this is a viable hunting strategy. I guess a predator does not need to crush prey in its jaws if it can fling a poor critter into the air and have it most likely die on impact! And then an opportunistic scavenger does not need ANY hunting capability to swoop in and steal the kill for itself. Sorry Krockhead! Outdone by Nature's Funny Tricks.

I really hope Krockheads are just not at all anthropomorphic, and that they are also recognized members of the Kremling Army. I hope they get paid. I hope they receive discounts at Krazy Kremland which they do not redeem because they do not have a concept of amusement parks.

They probably look like this underwater. Hee hee

#krockhead #donkey kong country 2 #donkey kong country 2 diddys kong quest #donkey kong country #donkey kong #mario #mario enemies #mod chikako

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emiko-matsui · 2 years ago

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I need to know what episode Hardwon does the worm in. I cannot have imagined this what episode is it

#naddpod #not another dnd podcast #hardwon surefoot #jake hurwitz #bahumia #ba2mia #elias stormborn #donkey kong one shot

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thinkingaboutbones · 2 years ago

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i think about the naddpod donkey kong one-shots every single day of my life, theyre literally the peak of entertainment im so obsessed with them

#when i heard murph say “donkey kongs severed head” for the first time i SCREAMED #immediately rewound to listen to that sequence again #the whole premise is just. so good #like i dont even Care about donkey kong but this? absolute masterpiece #naddpod #naddpod donkey kong one shot #brian murphy #donkey kongs severed head

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smallmariofindings · 11 months ago

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In Donkey Kong 64, a bizarre game crash that is extremely easy to accidentally activate during regular gameplay can occur during a multiplayer Monkey Smash match.

All that needs to be performed for the game to crash is one of the players picking up a crate of homing ammo and then attempting to shoot a warp pad with it. Note how the screen freezes at the moment where the upper Donkey Kong would have shot the Warp Pad.

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operationslipperypuppet · 2 years ago

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1: Baggin’ it with Balnor: Loud Libraries, Questionable Drug PSAs, and Staying Fit w/ Pendergreens (NADDPOD Aug 5, 2020)

2: Clash of the Corn Cuties (Fantasy High, Ep. 2)

3: “…AS ANY OF YOU” Blast from the Passed (Fantasy High: Sophomore Year, Ep. 15)

4: (finishes with “Only thing that could take us out was a trip to the zoo.”) Rolling up the Hill (A Starstruck Odyssey, Ep. 2)

5: (he misspoke, had to walk back everything, and didn’t remember what it was from. this was after 10 unrelated off topic minutes on the Flintstones.) D&D Court: Bonus Cases - King Robert Can Klump (w/ Ally Beardsley) (NADDPOD Short Rest Jun 24, 2022) [this is a Patreon-exclusive but it’s so unhinged i needed to include it]

6: (including writing a letter to his former wife and expecting her to read it while he watches, then ending the conversation with this song) Leap of Faith (Neverafter, Ep. 15)

7: Everyone else gave a number that was less than 5. Murph thought they were all crazy for saying numbers so low. He said sixteen. Hearthside Chat Q&A: What’s Your Clown Tolerance? (NADDPOD Short Rest, Oct 1, 2021) [this is also a Patreon-exclusive and it’s soooo goddamn ridiculous]

8: Cult of the Trident, thinking a child was named Nana, there’s literally too much to name Trinyvale x Bahumia Mini Arc: Eps. 1-3 (NADDPOD Feb 10, 17, & 24, 2023)

9: Donkey Kong One-Shot: A Bananksgiving Special (NADDPOD, Nov 27, 2019)

10: I’m literally so sorry there are so many moments, the man is insane. if you choose this, tell us what moment, and include the episode title/source/date so we can all enjoy the unhinged moment.

#dimension 20 #naddpod #brian murphy #a starstruck odyssey #fantasy high #fantasy high sophomore year #fhsy #bahumia #trinyvale

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lulublack90 · 8 months ago

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Prompt 24 - Improve

@jegulus-microfic June 24, Word count 522

Previous part First part

Regulus wiggled into James's lap to make sure he was comfortable. He looked at the character James had been playing. “Donkey Kong, really James?” He quirked an eyebrow at his boyfriend as he selected Yoshi instead. Sirius had, of course, opted for Princess Peach as he had since they’d bought the game when they were younger. People always underestimated Peach.

The track came up on the screen. The drivers lined up and the duck in the cloud came down to hover in front of them with the countdown lights.

The light went blue and they were off. They both stared at the back of the group but made quick work of getting past the others before the first corner. Regulus zoomed away faster. Sirius had been bounced sideways by Luigi, causing him to fall behind.

The first line of item boxes appeared right before the bend. Regulus snagged one on his way past and watched the counter at the top of the screen shoot through the possible prizes as he drifted around the first corner. A green shell. Good, he thought, he could use that when Sirius caught back up. A tunnel appeared at the end of the first corner, and he shot into it, bashing the joystick to the side as fast as he could when a slight corner came up, allowing him to drift.

He was doing well, he was nearly at the starting point to finish his first lap when Sirius caught up. He quickly attached the green shell to the back of his kart, ready for him. Sirius came close and Regulus tossed it, hitting Princess Peach dead on. He drove through another item box and got a banana skin this time.

Regulus repeated the lap again, Sirius still behind him and sped on towards the finish line as he started his final lap.

He kept an eye on the other racer’s positions, he could almost taste the victory, but then James jostled him when he picked up his chocolate bar and Regulus missed the corner. He watched in horror as Princess Peach blasted past him and drove over the finish line.

“NO!” He’d lost. He turned to James, who was struggling with the foil around the chocolate bar. He clearly had no idea what he’d done. Regulus let his head fall into his hands. Now he’d have to go to the club.

“You nearly had me there, Reggie, but you definitely have to improve your driving if you want to beat me,” Sirius beamed at him, knowing full well the only reason he won was due to a total fluke, and if Regulus had found his own seat instead of staying on James's lap, Sirius would have lost spectacularly.

“Best two out of three?” He asked hopefully. Sirius shook his head, a gleeful look on his face.

“Oh, no, baby brother. It’s time for you to go put your glad rags on, we’re going to the club,” Regulus groaned, but did as he was told, dragging James up from his seat and leading him towards his bedroom. This was not what he had planned for his evening.

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