#don't worry this is queued

[little-pup-pip]

Build-A-Bear Chococat!!

[beaft]

a small child came into the café today and asked to buy a chocolate truffle. he tapped a credit card on the reader and it did not go through, mainly because it was not a credit card but in fact a junior cinema pass. i gently explained he couldn't use that to buy things in shops and he looked so gutted that i was like "...but just this once you can have it for free, don't tell my boss though" he said thank you and walked out with his truffle and as he went i heard him chuckling to himself and saying "yes..... yes!!!!!" like the sickos comic

[futurelabs]

leaving this here, it's a good shot

[curse-of-dming-strahd]

it's hilarious to me that this campaign module has such a hard-on for this damn elevator trap that they forgot to give the brides ANY PURPOSE OR PERSONALITY

[idalenn]

"This 'clean' heroism you're going on about exists only in fables. You know what those are, don't you? Fables, fae tales, fabrications, fireside stories, whatever miqo'te call them; climb the tower and save the girl, if it pleases you, tomorrow the king locks up another. Mark my words."

[random-fun-polls]

When was the last time you played hide and seek?

This month. This year. After 2020. After 2015. After 2010. Before 2010.

(Am I doing it right? Is this how asks work with these kind of blogs?)

[front-facing-pokemon]

[kotaki]

hirogaru sky! pretty cure ♡ ending messages

↳ episode fifteen → cure lovely

[smashy-headcanons]

After facing off against Tabuu's spirit during World of Light, R.O.B. became hopeful about the possibility of finding any signs of the R.O.B. Squad, being among the group of people who prioritized finding and freeing whatever spirits were left.

When that eventually didn't happen, he didn't participate in many of Smash's various activities for a good while, even with the dawn of the Smash Ultimate era.

[spotaus]

Hey i am back with a thought.

I know we already mentioned like. The future future plans concerning kids in the New Age storyline.

I was thinking. Who would carry/get the kid in the couples? (Yes this implies mpreg. If this aint your thing no worries you can just ignore everything else :3 )

As you mentioned before. Nightmare and error would most likely adopt.

Between dream and blue i think blue would end up carrying the kid. Dream would feel too locked up and locked down if he had to take it easy. Also. Let this man pamper Blue. He deserves that.

Ccino and Killer. Ccino wouldnt want kids for a LONG time and even just the idea would be slow going. But killer has his soul situation (is that also a situation in this story?) And he is a knight being out and about. Ccino is safely at home and would be the safer option. But they would need a long time before ccino would feel comfortable with the idea.

Horror and Crop. Crop. Hands down. Horror with his work and Crop has help on the farm. But i doubt thwy would get a kid because they have along distance relationship.

Cross and Lust it depends on who wants it more. I can see both being the one who does it mostly because i can see pros and cons for both sides.

Reaper, Geno and Dust. Only one option. Reaper. Dust doesnt have a healthy enough soul and that with his spell around it? No way he can carry a kid. Geno meanwhile only has a soulshard so he isnt healthy enough to carry a kid either. Leaving only Reaper as an option.

Okay that was it. :D

Haha! Omg I keep forgetting this is smth I can think about! Usually it's not my scene so it might not cone up much in-stiry but it IS how I picture the cast having kids in this one, so!!! We're diving in!!

Like u said, those boys are adopting hehe-

With Dream and Blue it's a bit hard, because I think that Dream would be really really worried about Blue the entire time. Like, terrified his magic would accidentally trigger the whole Twin thing. But, ultimately, yeah, probably Blue! Dream *would* get too restless, and Blue rlly does deserve to be pampered hehe- (I just think Blue would have to really really talk Dream into it. Dream does NOT want to be like his mother anymore.)

Killer and Ccino... let's go with a yes on Killer's soul situation, so Ccino would be their only option. But, like you said, it would be ages before they even thought about discussing the idea, let alone actually having a kid.

Ohhh yeah. I see Horror and Crop as the ones least likely to have kids (as u said, long Distance relationship, but also they just have to much on their plates? They're practical guys and focus on their work and existing families first. Plus, someone has to be the cool uncles to their nieces and nephews!) But definitely Crop. Especially because Horror is pretty low on natural magic as-is and even though his soul is healthy, his body might not even be able to form a firm ecto, let alone anything safe to harbor a forming soul. (Unlike Ccino, Horror was born that way, and the injury didn't help lmao-)

Cross and Lust? I think they'd both regularly get baby fever, but neither of then would be ready to settle down for a *while* in that way, so I think they'd push off the question until years later. Then when it comes up, they 'fight' over it. Insisting that they should carry- I think they'd end up choosing Cross though! As much as Lust seems like the more convenient option, as he's not a knight, Cross is just built different and insists that if anything goes wrong he wants to be the one it happens to. Which, ofc, leads to him doing training whilst in the early stages until someone (probably Killer or Dust) notices he's a little off and then Cross admits he's got a soulling. He did not expect to immediately get horrified looks (because they were fighting someone with a lil guy inside them, not because he has a lil guy) or to immediately get ushered out of training and to his room because??? Idiot??? What were you thinking??? Cross is the worst at staying off his duties, but his brother's have him covered, thank god-

And yep, put perfectly! Reaper is so genuinely the only option! It leads to some odd interactions, since Reaper can't exactly stop being King, but he manages shockingly well and has Geno there to help him (and probably later on Dust, since Night isn't about to leave Dust out of that due to work-) And. I like to think these three in particular have multiple kids perhaps, Kane and then another, and it's kinda a running joke that Reaper's the one hauling them around lmao- (Also very convenient! Because Reaper is the one with death magic in his soul, the kids are effectively immune to it! They were made from that stuff basically, so ofc they're fine!)

[headcanonthings]

Have you watched Bullet Train (2022)??

If not you should! It's a great, fun movie and watching it will help make all the upcoming incorrect quotes make way more sense!

(if you do not wish to view said bullet train quotes block the tag incorrect bullet train quotes)

[md-confessions]

I wrote that right before I fell asleep and I suck at making sentences lmao, this probably isn't much better. I meant that N and Uzi mean a lot to each other, no matter if you see their relationship as romantic or just friendship. :) They just care about each other okay, and there are good reasons for that. I've seen some people ignoring that lately, thinking it’s bad writing or whatever.

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[yourfaveisqueerandreligious]

jimmy from vildspor is deist (headcanon) and gay (headcanon)

submitted by anon

[curse-of-dming-strahd]

listen, the real curse of Strahd is that my partner is starting to get sick of how often I talk about Curse of Strahd.

[forcebookish]

whumptober tomorrow!!!!!

[paragonrobits]

idea for a joke about Falin masking in an opposite way from Laios (Who really doesn't mask at all, from what I've seen) because her default expression is eyes closed and faint smile and people make incorrect assumptions about that and don't realize she isn't necessarily communicating anything in particular because they don't get how she's actually expressing herself so Marcille assumes she is communicating approval and/or affection for her until Laios informs her that Falin always smiling around her doesn't necessarily MEAN Falin is smiling at her specifically, that's just how she looks normally

(he does indicate that Falin DOES like her, but she's not expressing it in a way Marcille has learned to notice yet)

but i honestly don't know enough about how Falin emotes in canon to be sure if this is a canon compliant joke or not