#don't see what to add to that cause you're right god bless.

[melaniepilled]

Oh I knew you would get lestat defenders in your inbox bringing up book details like guess what, lestat didn't "save" louis in the books either it was armand, lestat also assaulted louis to turn him but they changed it for the show, lestat was the one who in a calculated move turned claudia to baby trap louis but once again they had louis be the one to ask for claudia's turning etc etc

Isn't it convenient for these fans to get so particular about what happened in the books only when it's to make lestat look better and never when it's to hold him accountable? it's so transparent. this is how we have people still minimizing his role in the trial and downplaying his abusive actions.

holy shit 💀

[medicinemane]

Mike johnson has so god damn much blood on his hands, obviously Ukrainian blood, but also plenty of American blood

Refusing to renew something that helps vets exposed to atomic blast and Americans who were downwind of the fall out... it's just sick. I can't fucking stand mike johnson, he's one of the worst scum to ever be in congress, and that's fucking saying something

"Johnson refused to allow House members to vote on bipartisan legislation to renew and improve the program"

Fucking quivering little pimple seems to have a real MO for just wringing his hands while insisting it's not his fault, he just can't do the one fucking part of his job of putting shit up to a vote... oh boo hoo, so sad, he'll just have to unilaterally let funding expire on things instead of literally just putting it up to our elected representatives to see if they want to vote yay or nay

Single handedly make the choices but it's not his fault when they work out how they do

Murderer

[zombvic]

TINDER IRL PART one (harry lewis x reader)

summary : in which y/n gets invited to the sidemen tinder irl (usa edition) and meets a certain brit and their instant friendship slowly progresses into something bigger

face claim : no one right now (kendall jenner later)

notes : reader is like a 2019 ICON like disstracks against the paul brothers, ricegum etc.. now STILL doing youtube but on a much more lowkey basis. also im sorry but i had to add that the reader is an f1 fan IM SORRY (im locked in as an f1 girlie) 😵 yall im not american or even close to a native english speaker (#slavicstruggles) but i tried making the readeramerican cause i tried to do the american la gf x british bloke bf xx god bless 'merica RAAAAAH. also i used lines from like all the videos and made my own cause the lines from this video were insane.. last also, don't be a ghost reader 🧟‍♂️🧟‍♂️

pairings : harry lewis x reader , sidemen x platonic!reader , all the other youtuber in the videos x platonic!reader

warnings : drugs (ketamine joke)

You got invited to the SIDEMEN Tinder In Real Life youtube video. You are acutely aware to what the Sidemen are and you've seen their videos before. Now to be fair, the genres between your channel and their channels were pretty different. The Sidemen were known for football challenges, those 100$ vs 100,000$ challenges and other things with a similar vibe. You on the other hand, you did vlogs, lifestyle hack and tips, in your time you've achieved some disstracks and occasionally broke down some formula 1 grand prix weekend.

The moment you saw the instagram dm from the Sidemen official account you weren't sure how to react. Should you be excited? scared? worried? yeah.. all. It was the Sidemen, Logan Paul, Mike and George (idk who Mike and George but who cares).

Eventually you accepted the offer and waited till the day you had to be "picked up" by kinda random men for 5 minutes straight. The day came, you got dressed for the video shoot, they made you wait with the other girls until they called your name and then you walked in.

"Hi, I'm (your name). I'm 24 and i'm from Newark, New Jersey" (go devs go) You've practiced that line like 50 times before you left, not because you wanted to come out of this video with a new man but because you didn't want to embarrass yourself lmao.

"Hi, I'm Vikk. I'm 26 and are you from Tennessee, because you're the only ten i see"

"Would've been funny if i hadn't just said im from New Jersey dude, no sorry"

"Hello, I'm Logan-"

"No. Complicated history" you said as you swiped left.

"One chance please"

"Alright, BUT u gotta watch it tho"

"Okay. SO. If i were a pizza delivery guy, i'd be giving YOU the tip"

"Ew no sorry lmfao.. that was weak as fuck"

"Alright wow, Hello, I'm Tobi. I'm 31 and they say that kissing is a language of love, so would you mind starting a conversation with me?"

"Sure go on.. yes. I love that"

Hello, My name is Ethan and let only latex stand between our love.

"Yeah thats funny.. alright, go on"

"Yo, I'm KSI. I'm 30 and you know how they say skin is the largest organ on the human body? Well.. Not in my case."

"Lmao, yes go on"

“Hello, I'm Mike. I'm 37 and girl, you don't need no vibrator when you got this Pickled Dick.”

"Jesus Christ. No, get out"

"Hi, My name is Simon and.. Simon says you want to swipe right"

"Lmao. I love that, Yes"

"Sup, I'm George and I’m peanut butter. You’re jelly. Let’s have sex"

"Jeeesus, that’s crazy bro... no"

"Hello, My name is Josh and I find your lack of nudity disturbing"

"No, I'm so sorry" (guys i love freya sm i couldnt do this)

"Uhm, Hello. I'm Harry. I'm 26 years old and what do ketamine and your underpants have in common?"

"I don't know" you said looking at the blonde-ish man confused.

"I'd like to sniff them both."

The whole room fell into a laughter, you included. "Yes"

"BUT I GET A NO?" Logan exclaims. "What a scam"

WHY DID YOU SAY NO?

(NO : Logan, Josh, Mike, Vikk and George)

"For Logan i think we left this in 2019 and rightfully so. For Josh i dont really know tbh, i just thought his line couldve been better. Mike, i think you know why i said no. Vikk.. Im gonna be honest i dont even remember what youve said but im sure i had my reasons and George, you couldve been waaaaaay smoother mate.. tough luck"

YALL. this is part one because i cant be arsed and put it all right here right now 😁😁😁

[pinejayy]

Can I request headcanons for how Akaza, Gyokko, and the Hantengu clones react to an s/o who’s a shapeshifter? (EX. If they get into an argument, their s/o is like: “Well fine! Be that way!” Then proceeds to turn into a bird and flies away.)

Love your writing btw! 🫶

sure thing! thank you uwu I hope you enjoy these!! not proof read, pls let me know if there's any mistakes uwu

Akaza, Gyokko and Hantengu Clones reacting to their S/O Flying away from an argument.

Akaza

First of all he's is really impressed that you can shapeshift into anything you desire! But what he doesn't like it whenever you guys have an argument you can fly away and ignore him.

One night you guys had a heated discussion to the point where you guys were yelling at each other.

The argument was about him always complaining about Douma, you knew your boyfriend didn't like him. But that's all he talked about..and it honestly got on your nerves.

"Omg Shut Up! I know you don't like the guy! But why are you always talking about him!" You snap at him.

It surprised him, and of course he got upset and snapped back at you. To the point where you didn't wanna see him.

"You know what! I can't deal with you right now bye!" And before he could reply you turned into a bird and flew off.

Leaving him there yelling at you as you flew off. "COME BACK HERE! PLEASE DARLING."

Gyokko

You know Gyokko is an envious demon, and he's honestly jealous that you can shapeshift into anything you want, he wants to be able to do that! And his attitude is the cause of most of your guy's fights.

But today he was really pissing you off, he kept on bugging you that you were blessed with amazing shape shifting powers and not him! He hated it... no one should be above him!

You tried to ignore him but it was so hard with his voice down your ears.

"Dude shut the heck up!" You snapped back at him.

Which left him stunned, you never really snapped back to him and which add more fuel to his pity anger.

That's when you decided enough was enough. "You know what, fine be like that! I'm out." Which you turned into a bird and flew away from the Demon.

Gyokko was there so shocked but he started to throw a tantrum. "COME BACK HERE YOU IDIOTIC THING!"

Hantengu Clones

Dating the four clones was a blessing but also a pain in the ass considering they all think and act differently. But you did love all four of them, but you did have your share arguments with them, and of course they would react differently.

Sekido

Now he's the one who's always up your ass, and you don't know why but it's honestly annoying. You could be doing nothing and he'll get mad and if you're doing something he'll get mad because apparently "you're too weak to do anything by yourself."

Today the red eyed demon was more pissed than usual and he decided to take it on you. And today was the day you weren't in the mood for his anger.

"God you're so weak and useless Y/N! I wish sometimes you could leave!" He snapped at you.

To which you gave him a smile. "Fine then! So be it Goodbye." You say and fly away as a bird, leaving him shocked>

"GET BACK HERE! I DIDN'T MEAN FOR REALS! IDIOT!" As he watched you fly away he was stomping around the place and kicking everything around which left the other clones shaking in fear since he's never been that mad.

Karaku

He was more of the laid back from his other clones which was nice, but he was also most aggressive one when it came to you. He always wanted you to his self which lead to the other clones yelling at him. It was nice to spend time with him but you also had three other demons to think about.

Today he really wanted to spend time with you but of course you said no since you promised the day to Aizetsu. To which made him upset.

"Come on Y/N, I wanna spend time with you! Forget about that cry baby."

You rolled your eyes and he got mad, and I mean very mad to the point where he grabbed your arm and started to say hurtful things to you. To which you slapped him and spoke up. "I said NO! You know I need space!" You say and turn into a bird and fly off.

Leaving him stunned. "WAIT NO COME BACk!" He yelled out, which left the clones without you for a few days which they wanted to beat him up for.

Aizetsu

Now he was more of the thoughtful and kind one from the others, and you fought with him rarely but that doesn't mean you had your disagreements with him. He was also the most overprotected which overwhelmed you sometimes.

Today he was on your nerves...you loved him but you also can take care of yourself, and it honestly hurt your feelings that he thought that you were too weak.

"Come on Y/N...please you can't go alone! Please let me go with you...I need to protect you, you can't do it!" He said with a small whimper, which made you frown. You asked him if he thought you were weak.

And his reply put you on the edge. "Not weak, just fragile! I must protect you." And you sighed. "Wow...just Wow...you know what I need space. Bye." You say and turn into a bird and fly away.

You didn't give him a chance to react. "WAIT NO, PLEASE I'M SORRY DARLING." He yelled out, tears streaming down his face. He fell to the floor crying, he hated himself for hurting you. He just wants to protect you!

Urogi

Now he was the one who got on your nerves the most, since he was the more playful and he loved pulling pranks on you. Yes they were funny but as time passes by his pranks got old and annoying.

Today he really got on your nerves, he pulled a prank on you, which made you snap at him. "ARE YOU KIDDING ME! STOP WITH YOUR PRANKS!"

He thought it would be a funny idea to grab all your underwear and make them into a nest. He just laughed at your reaction. Not taking your angry so seriously. "Haha come on Y/N! Don't get mad! Ha! Look at your face you're so mad you look like Sekido!"

You wanted to slap him but you took a deep breath and look at him. "Screw you! I'm out of here." You say and turn into a bird and fly away.

He just stood there for a few seconds and giggled. He flew after you. And sorry but not sorry, you're not out flying him. He'll catch up to you. "Aw you're cute when you're mad!"

[antihibikase-archive]

Blur / Blight : Character Songs

I can't find and edit the character songs post I made awhile back, so here's a new, updated one! Mainly because I want them to be more accurate + also fit with their past lives' themes and arcs!

I'll add N and Colress once I think of ones for them!

Hilbert - Shojo Rei

If we were able to love each other In that transparent world It repeats again; A flashback, the buzzing cicadas And you, who will never come back Our matching keychains Are being torn apart for all eternity The girl with that pale white skin That the summer got rid of I find myself wanting to be possessed by her so much it makes me sad

Cheren - Lower One's Eyes

Peace can dirty like water into wine Baptized and brought to light I'll make them see you're a witch in disguise Innocence has died Wilted by your lies Let's break you from this cage But you never came to set me free

Bianca - RGB

Don’t know where we lost connection within our stories Once again we return to what lies there beyond The things we talk about We wanna speak about The pages will someday fill and then you’ll see So now let’s keep on adding to the story Even the setting red sun will lift up at once And the blue days of youth we have spent together Our memories won’t forget They won’t fade away And like the way the greens will always sprout We can meet again sometime

Hilda - That's Why I Gave Up On Music

I’m suddenly taken back to that time Growing old was the only thing on my mind Knowing that someday I would die was like a stab in the chest, though I never understood why “Hey do you know what you’ll be doing one day?” Passing by the years I knew what I would do one day I’d be doing nothing at all

Nate - The Blessing

It's your life, your story, your way And it's not owned by anybody And it has no answer that is right Up to you to walk the route you point at Now the spell is broken And as we're now about to part with that fiction, defined It's time to fly out to take off right now

Hugh - Outsider

With this body, I take a weight of rocks What's something that only you can do? Don’t stay here I don't need your comfort So that it doesn’t end up becoming a barren wasteland I hid that name and appeared here After searching for, forcing out, and sneering at those who act as they please, I cry

Rosa - Rats Died

Here we reside, the right timeline, The context and content best of their kind Shunning the illness for the outbreak it caused, I stained my hands stealing the doleful folks’ trust That lying prophet was the way that we grew Chewing up junk food just to cover the truth And yes, the voices sure God was dead, They left one day, have paid no visits since then

[tk-duveraun]

Lian and the Capitalist Fuckboy AU 7/?

1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7 (here). 8.

Featuring @illogicalghost 's Umumi Umi

“Blessings are not free.”

-

Lian meets the Warrior of Light and her entourage in Onokoro. She's more than halfway to horrified: they're all children. Lian is not ignorant of Lalafell, the way she was when she was younger, but Umumi is still perilously young, though still older than the Leveilleur twins. Even Lyse Hext is barely more than a teenager.

Lian feels a heavy instinct to hide all of them behind her sleeves and deal with matters herself, despite her people's non-intervention with the Domans up to this point.

"You'll have to forgive my rudeness, Madam Feng," Alisaie says, "but how can we trust you? It doesn't make sense for you to get involved now of all times. Far more likely you're here to sabotage us." She's all brash, sharp edges like Lian's sisters.

"My spouse is Eorzean," Lian answers easily. She shows them the wedding ring Hancock gifted to her for their wedding. "He asked very nicely that I might add my magic to the cause."

Umumi rocks on her feet, clutching her head in the grips of a vision from her Echo. She clutches Lyse's stabilizing hand and then stares up at Lian with wide eyes. "You have the Blessing of Light, too!"

Lian nods, "So it's called by your people, yes. It is thanks to the Blessing that I recently survived an illness that should have been fatal. As such, my people believe the Heavens wish for me to aid in fulfillment of the Blessing's purpose."

Alphinauld's eyes are bright. "Your people don't think it's a blessing from Hydaelyn?"

Lian covers her mouth with a round, hand fan. Ah the willful inquisition of the young. "The Blessing is from the Heavens; there's no need to introduce conflicts of faith."

Alisaie rolls her eyes so hard they look about to roll out of her skull.

Lyse laughs. "Spoken like a true politician!"

"Alright, then," Umumi says with friendliness, though some reservation. "Right now, we're planning to strike against the Red Kojin..."

Lian's frown deepens as she listens to their plans. "Assaulting someone's faith is quite cruel."

"It's not like that!" Umumi insists. "They're using stored aether to summon a primal! It's not a real god."

"Even if they weren't allied with the Garleans, the Red Kojin having summoned a primal is a problem, not just for us, but for them as well," Lyse adds.

"Primals draw on large amounts of ambient aether when summoned, not just what was used to manifest them. They don't deplete aether to extent of, say, the Burn, but there are measurable impacts on the surroundings. Then, once you add in tempering, they're indiscriminately dangerous."

"I see, but I will ensure the proper respects are paid. Destroying a facsimile of a god, even a dangerous one, maybe easily be seen as an insult to the heavens."

After the defeat of Susano, the Eorzeans are more comfortable with Lian.

"I've never seen magic like that!" Umi says with stars in her eyes.

"It felt very similar to Black Magic, but like nothing I've seen practiced before."

Lian nods. "I believe the Black Magic practiced in Eorzea follows from Mhachi traditions. They were admirable mages, no doubt, but my people's practices come from our own traditions. The similarities are formed from the inherent properties of aether and the fundamentals of aetheric manipulation. While purely offensive, my magic has more of a living base than Black Magic. While my staff is metal, many, including my own brothers, practice with living wood, much like your White Mages."

Umi barrages Lian with questions about both the links to White Magic and her brothers.

"Do you think Nature magic is more intuitive? My little sister Pinene can already channel White Magic and she's only twelve!"

"How we manipulate aether is informed by the culture in which we're raised, even if we don't seem to be learning about magic," Lian says. "Your family is from the area where White Magic is most often taught, yes? That would be most intuitive."

Umi considers this. "So if we lived in Ul'dah do you think she'd be doing Black Magic?"

Lian chuckles. "My understanding is that most buildings in Ul'dah are made of stone due to children accidentally creating fire as their talent for aetherial manipulation grows."

"Oh, you just need to meet Y'shtola!"

[im-bad-at-reality]

conversations with strangers. pt 1.

M. Age 62. He / Him. Unemployed.

What’s the first positive memory you have? 

"When I was six, my daddy brought home a new toy car for my brother and I. We played with that thing for, shit, hours. Just a little coup, but we loved it, for sure."

First negative? 

"Uh... Damn. I'd have to say when I was about eight, my mom came home drunk from work. She was a waitress, see, and stayed out sometimes. But this night, she was so loud coming in the door she woke the whole house up. Me, my brother, and my father all stumbling out of our rooms to find her crying on the kitchen floor. My daddy got real mad, real mad."

Which impacted you more?

"Honestly, probably that little coup. I liked that thing. Had it for years, before my mom gave it away at some garage sale. Said we were too old for toys."

Do you give to the homeless? 

"Not so much now-a-days, given my current situation, but back when I had money, sure. I'd put a few dollars in a man's cup if I had the cash on me."

Why, or why not?

"I don't know. Makes you feel good, I suppose. Makes you think you're making a difference."

What was your first job?

"My first job... I worked the soda fountain at the roller rink in my hometown. Dollar an hour."

What was your favorite job?

"Probably cutting trees, being up that high, giant fuckin' chainsaw in hand. Cutting shit down. Hard day's work, but honest. Honest labor."

How many kids do you have? 

"Three, ma'am. Forty, thirty, and twenty-eight."

Why?

"Well, I never really thought about why. My first was an accident, but he knows that. I loved him best I could. Other two were just... products of love. I loved their mother good. Good and true, for a long while."

Have you ever tried drugs?

"Yes, ma'am. Most of them."

What was your experience with them?

"There's some I wish I hadn't tried, some I wish I'd left alone, said no, thank you and moved on. But I never got too into them, never caused me too much trouble. I love weed, though. Haven't smoked it in years, but whew, back in my day, I was a pothead for sure."

What one message would you like to pass on?

"Well, I think I'd like people to know that most of the messages you hear are bullshit. Most people won't ever know what struggle is, most people won't ever know what freedom is. Most people exist right in the middle, and I think the middle is a damn fine place to be if you make it that way. Make the most of the middle, I suppose."

Thank you so much for your time. That's all the questions I have. Anything else you'd like to add?

"Nothing much. Just... God bless you. I hope you stick with this. People need to ask more questions. God bless you."

And you too, sir. God bless.

[ikarosxflight]

Now, those were the magic words! What better way to get to know one another than by pushing each other's limits! Yet it would be a lie that Sora's natural abundant warmth didn't catch Pit off guard. Sora's bright and expressive eyes seemed to emanate a comforting warmth, and the casual way he spoke to a servant of the Gods, a being with immense power and influence, was unexpected and welcoming. Even if the little blue bird was caught between two lion-hearted scoundrels with smiles that made the devils swoon, Pit had no words for Sora's initial response but a simple head nod of acknowledgment and a hum of acceptance.

Aqua? Choosing to be friends with him? Sometimes, allowing others to remain in their blissful ignorance is wiser. It nearly caused the Captain to burst into laughter. Almost, but not entirely. Instead, Palutena's Captain adds to Sora's comment towards Aqua,

"Don't worry Sora-icus. Aqua is gonna make a wonderful snack afterward, right Aqua? You wouldn't want your friends starving after such rigorous training since you're the Master n' all."

He only fueled the fire to this hot spot Aqua was put in, and just before he could withdraw himself, Sora kept his attention by leaning in and whispering the valid reason for this alliance. It was a reason that resonated with the Captain, a motivation within his heart. It was enough to have Palutena's Captain chuckle filled with glee and deviousness as he whispered back just as quick, "You should see her when she cu-"

AND ONWARD! Whistle while you work, they say!

He followed Sora's lead a few paces before Aqua, his sandals leaving faint imprints of sparkling light as he moved. Like any good Captain and just by nature, Pit kept an eagle eye, observing Sora's every move. Sora did not disappoint. Even when Aqua caught up with Pit, the Captain remained silent, his eyes gleaming with admiration and curiosity as he studied Sora's every gesture. His slight smile hinted at the depth of his thoughts and his anticipation for what was to come.

So far, Sora had displayed astute magic control, effortlessly weaving ice magic with finesse and precision. Pit couldn't help but wonder if Sora's magic impacted his fighting style, much like Aqua's did when she unleashed the formidable SpellWeaver. The way Sora defied the means of gravity indicated his kinetic control, sturdy body but light enough to move faster than regular humans. What intrigued Pit even more was the subtle transformation of Sora's clothes, the colors shifting and blending seamlessly as if they were an extension of his magic.

He was already strategizing with limited information, but one thing was sure: like Aqua, they were both more than they seemed. There was no room for overconfidence. Humans... They were so interesting. He loved it. Pit playfully returns the salute.

"Versatility is essential if you're gonna be the guy in the middle ground. You'll never know what will be asked of you during battle, especially when protecting your friends, right?"

Pit glanced over his shoulder, meeting Aqua's gaze. He gave her a playful wink before continuing forward. With a casual flick of his hand, holy light took the form of his blessed weapon from Palutena herself: the Sacred Bow. Its ethereal power hummed as Pit casually split his bow sword in half and then rested the back side of the blades against his shoulders as he walked.

"He's a good kid, I'll give him that. Ya know, Aqua-icus, you got good people by your side. I hope you don't take them for granted."

It's a humble, outspoken thought only for Aqua's ears, yet he doesn't turn to look at her. It's just something he ought to say from personal experience.

"Oh y'know what they say, Masters in our ranks gotta work the spotlight a bit. Just means I was that much more of a surprise!"

Stepping forth, he'd face this Captain before allowing his gloved hand to reciprocate the gesture. The pleasantries felt far away amidst the grip of their hands, and the natural mirth that snapped together with a pleasant wavelength. From Sora's, the whole measure of authority would merely feel absent. Settled in his position would be similar to meeting a good friend upon a winter's day.

In fact the very idea should feel unnatural for someone so new. "But I gotta say, s'good to meet you in kind. Just like any of us, Aqua knows how to pick 'em when it comes to new friends. So why don't we make the fun part for us the 'road work' in kind for that?

Though! Reason calls, and she's currently a shimmering, firm and mildly nerdy case of velvet blue.

"---Ah?" And just when another stroke of genius tapped into mind too! It leads to Sora briefly deflating, casting a knowing, cocksure grin towards the rule abiding Master. "Not even a good snack beforehand? Well! Guess working up one makes 'em tastier on top of it all." He acquiesces hardly a second after.

That said, he couldn't resist leaning over to Pit, letting one more secret of camaraderie be shared between the guys.

"Isn't it cute as hell when she gets all embarrassed like that?"

As quick as the words began, it came to an end as he disengaged entirely from their new companion. "C'mon, I'll lead the way there!"

Light would flourish momentarily in a burst of radiance as Sora couldn't mere walk to the hall in question. A frosty, refreshing chill stirs within the air as ice skates formchange was utilized, allowing him to glide down the hall seamlessly. The natural move for him was to smoothly transition the walls, offering them a mock salute as they'd find themselves up above.

"Sides, this can help us get a solid idea of our teamwork too! While she holds the place as resident Spellmaster, I guess you can coin me more in the middle ground. There's so much in terms of direction, heheh, it be hard to pick sometimes!"

[ibuki-loves-you]

SDR2 boys with an S/O who is like Mikan

Warnings: Mikan's personality/actions

Mod Ibuki: Back at it again with the Mikan series! I had absolutely no idea what to put for Nekomaru and Imposter Twogami, so please let me know if you want them I'll try to add them. Thanks for the overwhelming support, means so much! More to come, enjoy!

Hajime:

Instant protectivity

No fucking joke

As soon as you met, he was by your side 24/7 making sure no one bothered you

If anyone ever made fun of you, mean Hajime commence

"What did you just say? Do you know how rude that is? Back off, and don't come back. Don't let me hear you say that again."

If you ever took a fall in front of him, suggestive or not he'd pull you to him as soon as possible

"Shh, shh, it's okay. It's okay, don't worry. It was an accident, don't worry."

He found that petting your hair calms you down very quickly so he does that very often

If you ever offered to take your clothes off for him, he'd be opposed the minute the words came out of your mouth

"No, no no no. No, S/O. I don't need to have sex just because I'm in a mood. That's taking advantage of you, and I'd never do that. I love you, alright? Please don't offer that to me unless you yourself want it."

The one time you thought he was angry with you, he got very upset

"S/O, baby, no. I'm not angry with you, the others were just annoying me a bit. If anything, I'm a lot happier now that I'm with you." "R-Really?" "Yeah! I get so happy around you. I love you." "I-I love you t-too, hehe!"

Overall, Hajime is very protective and loves you very very much

He won't let anything happen to you

Nagito:

Nagito adored you the minute you met

Although he felt as if it was selfish, he wanted to be around you at all times

He just wanted to protect you

If anyone ever made fun of you, he'd scare them

No joke, Nagito can be very intimidating when he wants to be

"Hey, S/O! Get on all fours and bark like a dog!" "O-Okay..." "S/O, please don't. You don't have to do anything. As for you, you really must be pathetic. I'm gonna assume you're talentless. How worthless."

If you ever offered to take off your clothes for Nagito, he'd cry on the spot

"M-My hope, y-you don't have to do that just to make me happy! I-I don't want that! I'd much rather have a conversation than sex, especially because it's only to p-please me. P-Please don't offer yourself to me unless you w-want to do it with trash like myself..."

Nagito's self deprication would go through the roof if you thought he was mad at you

"W-What!? God I really am the worst, aren't I? I made you think I was angry with you! A-Angel! I promise, I am not mad at you! I-I don't think I have the ability to be mad at you! P-Please, don't ever think that. Never."

If you fell in front of him, he'd be very fast to pick you up, albeit with a red face

He never wants you to feel exposed or embarrassed

"Love, it was an accident. Please don't cry, it's okay."

Nagito would go to hell and back for you I swear

Kazuichi:

When Kaz first saw you, he was immediately attracted to you

Of course, when he got to know you he was concerned

Why were you so shy?

He stayed by you a lot to make sure you were alright

If someone started making fun of you, he'd immediately start screaming

"Hey!!! What's wrong with you!?! Leave them alone or else!!"

Sometimes it works sometimes it gets him laughed at

But it's the effort that counts

If you ever offered to take your clothes off for him, he'd get really confused

Like we're you asking for sex?

But then it clicked that you were trying to make him happy

"S/O, no. Never. Don't ever offer to do that for me because you think I want it. I don't! If you're gonna offer that, offer it because you want it!"

If you thought Kaz was mad at you, poor boy would be very confused again

"M-Mad? S/O I could never! Babe, I'm not mad. I can promise you that. Never ever! Never in a million years! How could I get mad at such a cute face?"

If you ever took a fall in front of him, he'd try to catch you but probably fail

Whether you fell in a suggestive position or not, he'll scream and squeeze you into his chest after the fall

"I got you, S/O! Don't worry!"

Kaz will protect and attack anyone who dares hurt you

Fuyuhiko:

Fuyuhiko got annoyed at first

He was very conflicted

Peko pointed out that he most likely had feelings for you

Ah, so that's why he felt those protective urges

If anyone ever made fun of you, Atua only knows if they made it out alive

"The fuck you just say!? You better take it back, bitch/bastard!! I'll fuckin' kill you!"

He definitely sent Peko on them after

If you ever took a fall in front of him, most of the time he'd catch you because he has fast reflexes

But if he didn't then he'd help you up as soon as you hit the floor

"S/O! You alright? How the hell did you manage that? C'mon, baby it's okay..."

If you ever thought he was mad at you, he'd blow up at himself

"I'm a fucking dumbass! God dammit! S/O, n-no, I'm sorry I didn't mean to scare you. Shit. I'm mad at myself, baby. I-I never want you to think I'm mad at you, because I'm not. That bitch Hiyoko pissed me off again, not you. I-I'm sorry I made you think that."

You offered to take your clothes off for him one time and one time only

He shut it down quick

"No, S/O. Don't offer that. Please don't, just don't. That's your body, and it's beautiful. It shouldn't be shown so easily. I love you so fuckin' much, and that's because of you, not your body. That won't please me, you yourself will."

Let him protect you, Fuyuhiko will never let anyone hurt you, ever

Gundham:

You were an interesting mortal

You managed to attract the dark lord to you with a mere look?

Impossible!

Gundham was around you very often

And if he wasn't one or more of his devas were

They loved you

People usually don't make fun of you

The way he carries himself keeps people away from you

If anyone ever tried to make fun of you (which is rare, Gundham is very intimidating even when he doesn't try), he would flip the fuck out

"Pardon!?! How dare you say such a thing to a wonderful person as themselves!? Must I harm you!? Fiend!!"

If you ever took a fall in front of him, he would try to catch you but would be too late

"H-Huh!? I-I'm sorry, my love. D-Don't fret, it is alright. It was an accident, d-don't cry..."

His personality gets so soft around you it's amazing

If you ever offered to take your clothes off for him, he'd freak out

"M-My love!? No, my dear. Your body is not what I wish when I'm in a foul mood. I wish for you and your comfort. Your body is far to beautiful to be shown to the eyes of others so willingly. Pick carefully who sees such a blessing sight."

If you ever thought Gundham was mad at you, he'd instantly try to soothe you

"Dearest, I may have a devilish temper, but never would it be caused by you. You are precious, far too much so for me to be angry at. I love you with all my heart, my dear. Please don't forget that."

Bless this boy <3

Izuru:

Izuru found you interesting

The minute he realized he wasn't bored by you, he was around you like a lost puppy

Your safety was his number one priority

If anyone ever tried to make fun of you, keyword tried, they'd have to be pretty bold

Izuru is fucking scary

"S/O~Can I have a little private show? It'd make me very happy~" "Repeat yourself." "..." "Go on. What's wrong?" "..." "That's what I thought. I ever catch you near them again and I will be sure to end your worthless existence."

Okay, you would never fall in front of him

He knows when it's gonna happen, so he literally always catches you

And when he does he knows you're embarrassed, so he pulls you to his chest and plays with your hair

"No need to be embarrassed, S/O. It's normal to fall. It is alright."

If you ever thought he was mad at you, he'd be a little upset actually

"I can assure you, I am not angry. I am actually a little upset right now. Weird..." "I-I'm s-sorry! I-I can't do anything r-right!" "I have never felt this before, so thank you. You can do no wrong, love. I promise. I barely get angry, let alone at you...I love you." "R-Really?" "Of course." "I-I love you m-more! Hehe!" "Impossible."

If you ever offered to take your clothes off for him he'd immediately deny you

"If we are going to do something so intimate I want it to be because both of us want to. Not because one wants to please the other. I don't need pleasing, having you in my presence is enough to make me feel, uhm, bubbly? I believe happiness. So, happy. Come here, I believe affection is needed here. I would like to hold you."

[linusbenjamin]

Can you give me the simplest explaintion on how to make gifs. It’s literally 2022 and I’ve no clue lol

Hi! Hope you're doing great :) Hahah there's nothing wrong with that, I personally don't think learning to make gifs is something you'll regret being late for :D First off, I don’t think I can explain it simply, this is a complex process that requires constant practice. When I started making gifs again after 5 years, I realized that I actually knew nothing and I was never open to learning at that time. Now I’m constantly exploring every feature in Photoshop and reading blogger's tutorials on coloring and various other features to improve myself. I also will try to explain this process but if you want, you can check out this amazing tutorial made by one of my very dear mutual Nia <3

First you need to download Photoshop (I use CS5, I tried CS6 but not my type), you can buy it if you can, but here in my country, it's extremely expensive, so I downloaded it from t*rrent with a crack. Then you need to install MPV video player to take screencaps from videos (MPV is literally the best video player I’ve ever seen in my life when I started giffing again, like, it’s not just for giffing but other stuff as well ‘cause you can adjust it as you wish) Here’s a tutorial from this precious person I’ve never met (x) You download the first link (x) then you install it and you create a config folder (you can make as you wish but here’s mine x,) Also you can change jpeg to png if your pc doesn’t crash like mine :D

You need to download HQ videos if you want HQ gifs. I again use t*rrent to download videos, and after setting up and creating a folder for MPV player, you can start taking screencaps. As I said, screencaps are saved in a folder called “Stuff” in my PC, you can create a folder with a different name if you want but make sure to change it in config file too. After taking screencaps, open Photoshop and go to File > Script > Load Multiple DICOM Files. 

I take multiple screencaps of multiple scenes and I create folders where I put these screencaps to put them in order. Here, there are lots of screencaps in my folders, I choose the folder with the scenes I want to gif and open it. By the way, Tumblr gif sizes are:

You select Window > Animations. Animation section pop up at the bottom. Now everything should look like this:

And then you should select all frames to change the speed of gifs.

After converting the frames below to timeline, select all layers on the right side and right click > Convert To Smart Object. Now everything should look like this:

Crop the gif from the edges and zoom in 100%. Select Filter > Sharpen > Smart Sharpen. These are basic sharpen settings that everyone uses. I also add Unsharp Mask before that, you have to practice these things to find out what’s best for you.

Also there’s something called Actions to make things much more easier and quicker. You record and save some steps when you’re making a gif and later you can just click it and it does everything for you, it’s literally God’s blessing. Select Window > Actions, and it should appear on the right side.

As you can see, I have various actions for various steps which saves me from 15 minutes. After that, we colour the gif.

For this gif > Brightness: 80 / Contrast: 10 > Levels: First box = 10 / Last box = 230 > Selective Colour: Reds = +15 -3 -5 +5 / Yellows = +5 0 -5 -5 / Blacks = 0 0 0 +5 > Brightness (again): +15 > Colour Balance (lastly): Midtones = -5 +3 +3

And yay, we’re done with this part! Now you select File > Save for Web Devices. (or Alt+Shift+Ctrl+S, so fun to do this) My settings and my gif looks like this.

You should select Adaptive always, and I personally love Pattern but you can also select Diffusion. (that’s what most people do to reduce MB size ‘cause it should be under 10 MB) But my work hasn’t finished yet. I open the gif again because Photoshop somehow changes the speed of gif from 0.05 to 0.07 so I should change it to 0.05 again. (I searched every single forum to find the answer but nothing) I do one more Save for Web Devices and yay I’m done!!! It’s complicated and tiring, isn’t it but once you figure it out, it’s so fun and easier <3 Here’s my gif:

Well, colouring looks like shit but this isn’t the case... That’s pretty much it, I really wanted to explain it simply but it’d be literally impossible :D If you have any questions, feel free to ask :) Have a good day.

[hnychn]

KARASUNO’S MANAGER !!

SYPNOSIS — it’s a new year and the karasuno team decides to throw a new years party in the school gym

WARNINGS — tooth rotting fluff <3

AUTHOR’S NOTE — none of this is realistic but shut up and let me live laugh and love with the idea it’s real

⇀ HAPPY NEW YEARS BABESS

⇀ so it all started out when noya and tanaka came up with the brilliant idea to throw a new years party

⇀ and since canonically, everyone in haikyuu are losers, everyone agreed 😀

⇀ of course you invited your boo kenma 😼 and the nekoma team

⇀ and kuroo invited the fukurodani team since bokuto heard about the party somehow

⇀ the party is held in the gym, it's byoc

⇀ "bring your own cups"

⇀ cause y'all broke broke 😭😭��🏼

⇀ kidding . . . about the cup part, y'all are broke though . . .

⇀ anyways, so the team put you in charge of getting the drinks

⇀ . . . but they never specified non-alcoholic 😼

⇀ so you, being the six foot seven giant you were, got some alcohol

⇀ it was surprisingly easy

⇀ like the guy behind the counter didn't even ask you for an ID or anything and he probably assumed you were 21+ because of your features 🤡

⇀ i mean you do be chiselled by the gods themselves 🤪🥴

⇀ not me simping over you 🤺

⇀ so the party is about to start and you come in with literal bottle of alcohol like fUCKING JACK DANIEL'S AND WHISKEY AND RUM AND ALL THAT SHIT

⇀ and when daichi saw you with all the paper bags filled with bottles of alcohol he just-

⇀ . . . 🧍🏽‍♀️

⇀ "y/n. . ."

⇀ "yes? 🤠"

⇀ "why. . .why do you have alcohol?"

⇀ "you said to get drinks. ."

⇀ "i mEANT PUNCH-"

⇀ all daichi wanted to do was punch you 🏌️🏽‍♀️

⇀ LMAO BUT NOYA AND TANAKA TURNT UP WITH THE ALCOHOL

⇀ they poured that shit into those punch bowls? ya know? the ones in those cliche highschool movies

⇀ they got red solo cups and everything 🔫

⇀ anyways, so people start showing up and daichi panics because no sir, these minors aren't getting drink on his watch, but oops-

⇀ kiyoko locked him in the shortage closet 👁

⇀ "i'll let you out in 20 minutes"

⇀ because babes knew that's all it'll take for everyone to be blackout drunk

⇀ and she was right 💅🏽

⇀ fifteen minutes into the party, noya, tanaka, yamamoto, lev and a bunch of first years are drunk drunk.

⇀ suga, kuroo, asahi, and ennoshita are also drunk but like they're the chill typa drunk y'know?

⇀ they playing a game of uno with normal playing cards 🧍🏽‍♀️

⇀ kenma . . . doesn't want to be there BLESS HIM LMAO-

⇀ he's sitting in the corner, red solo cup in hand because kuroo took his pspspsp and won't give it back, even if he is drunk

⇀ and you- good god

⇀ YOU. ARE. D R U N K.

⇀ i'm talking the embarrassing type of drunk

⇀ you're dancing on one of the volleyball poles like a fucking stripper and bokuto is throwing napkins at you like they're ones please- 🔫

⇀ kenma is just in the corner staring like 🐚🌝 hello yes, officer? imma need animal control here asap.

⇀ LIKE DJFJD WTF IS MY BF DOINGG

⇀ he's embarrassed for you 😔✋🏼

⇀ but in the corner of your eye you see kenma sitting all alone so you go over to him, alcohol nearly spilling over the side of your red solo cup

⇀ "what're you doin all alone here, kitten?"

⇀ kenma crinkles his nose because you smell like alcohol, but he just shrugs

⇀ he says something but you can't hear him over he loud music, so you lean closer but you end up spilling your drink all over your shirt and you just

⇀ "ew it's sticky . . . i guess I'll just take it off"

⇀ SO YOU DO

⇀ IN A CROWDED ROOM

⇀ OF DRUNK POSSIBLY NOT STRAIGHT MEN

⇀ and holy fuck-

⇀ how knew you were so foine 🥴🥴

kenma's eyes widen when you suddenly pull off your shirt, your chest still slightly damp from the drink spilling on you. he could feel heat rushing to his face the longer he stared. kenma wanted to look away, he really did, but it was something about the way you rubbed your hands over your abs and chest to wipe off the moisture and the way you looked down with hooded eyes that had him entranced. he couldn't look away, and by the sight of the other people in the room also staring at you with no shame, they couldn't either.

despite being drunk, you could tell people were staring and it filled you with a sort of confidence you only got in the privacy of your room with kenma. speaking of kenma, he wasn't fairing any better. his head was turned to the side to look away, but his eyes betrayed him and stayed focused on your chest.

you smirked.

kenma gasped as you suddenly leaned forward, your hand slamming onto the wall next to him and the other pushing him by the hip, your cold fingers slithering up his shirt and sending chills up his spine. your breathe was warm next to his ear and kenma's blush intensified.

"see something you like, kitten?"

kenma's breathing began to get heavier the longer you whispered in his ear, his chest and pants tightening. kenma refused to look up, knowing half of the people in the gym were staring, but he would by lying if he said it didn't turn him on more than he already was.

your stopped whispering in kenma's ear and began trailing kisses down his jaw and neck, leaving marks behind. kenma had to bite his bottom lip to stop noises from escaping his mouth, but his restraint was limited due to the small amount of alcohol in his system.

your fingers traveled further up his shirt and caressed his waist, pulling him closer to you. pulling away from his neck, you turned to his lips, sucking and biting on them as if it would be the last time you would be able to. kenma's neck was littered with hickies that, even in the darkness of the gym, were extremely visible.

but before things could go any further, you were ripped away from kenma by a fuming daichi, "first you bring alcohol and get everyone drunk, then you try to fuck your boyfriend in the middle of the gym? i'm gonna kill you, y/n."

⇀ you were put on daichi watch for the rest of the night 😔🔫

⇀ but by the time 11 rolled around, you were a bit sober so i guess that's good

⇀ everyone gathered into he middle of the gym and counted down until midnight

⇀ kiyoko and yachi had hung some of those colour changing lights and gave the room some amazing vibes

⇀ and kenma was standing next to you, your arm slung over his shoulder as the lights hit his face perfectly and outlined every feature of his beautifully

⇀ you smiled down at him

"it's already 2021, huh?"

kenma looked up at you and immediately looked away when he saw that you were already looking at him. even after months of dating and nights spent in each other's embrace, he still got nervous when you looked at him the way you were right now.

eyes so full of love and lips pulled into a satisfied smile.

"yeah. . . i guess. . ."

you laughed and pulled him closer to your side, kenma stumbled a bit and grasped onto the new shirt you put on. it was a spare that you left behind in the clubroom one day.

"c'mon kenma! new year, new possibilities! what are your new years resolutions?"

kenma shrugged, burying his head deeper into your side, "i don't have any."

5 . . .

you smiled, "really?"

you looked back up at the digital clock kiyoko hung up on the wall just for new years, your smile never faltering. kenma loved that about you, your ability to smile no matter what. no matter the circumstances.

4 . . .

"what about you?" kenma asked, a small bubble of guilt building in his chest for not answering how he thought you wanted.

you looked down at him with the same lovesick eyes and satisfied smile, kenma felt his heart stop, "me?"

you looked back up at the clock, "hmm. . ."

3 . . .

"i think. . . " you drew out, a playful smile on your face when kenma pouted at your long answer. he slapped your chest when you laughed at him.

2 . . .

"i think," you tugged kenma in front of you and rested your chin on his head, a lazy smile drawn on your face as everyone else yelled about, excited for the new year.

1 . . .

"i think i have everything i could ever want right here."

HAPPY NEW YEARS!!

kenma gasped as you suddenly turned him around, lifting his face by the chin. everyone around you cheered as the clock hit 12 and it was now January 1, 2021.

kenma's heart pounded when he saw the same old lazy smirk on your face and the same old lovesick look in your eyes; but no matter how many times he's seen it, he would always feel the butterflies fluttering in hit stomach.

"happy new years, kenma." you whispered as you pulled him into a kiss.

what a way to start the new years.

⇀ everything after that was a blur

⇀ the party amping up as a way to start the new years and you were sure even daichi had a cup full of some unholy concoction of alcohol kiyoko made for him

⇀ when you woke up, you were in bed, kenma laying a your side.

⇀ with close on, y'nasties 👁

⇀ your head felt like it was going to explode and your stomach turned in ways it shouldn't

⇀ but you were too lazy to get outta bed

⇀ me 🤡

⇀ so you just pulled kenma closer and went back to sleep

⇀ dreaming of a happy future with the man in your arms

taglist:: @stickystrawberrysyrup @420-uwu @nvthvlyy @kaiwai @goshizaki-jun @thetrash-mammal @dprhvn @bakuhore

a/n :: i'll add the read more thing in the morning, i gotta start getting dressed for the new year party. this was kinda rushed too so sorry if it's a bit jumbled or something

[ahopefulbromantic]

I know about tulpas and different therapies. I mean, I'm a doctor, currently working at a children's psych ward. My actions and words are not a result of trauma - at least none that I would know of. While I do have a tendency to guilt trip myself, I also become more and more savvy about it and I'm aware everything I think is my weakness can in fact be a blessing. I'm starting to see it more and more but it's always good to be reminded so thank you for that. I wasn't made this way by the teaching of the Church if that's what you're implying (sorry for misunderstanding if you're not) - the teachings actually help me be kinder to myself and accept myself as I am. It may be hard to believe to some but it's true.

The thoughts I share are about my individual situation so I know they may seem confusing and unclear to others. The whole point of posting them was to make me more humble and less afraid to say the truths of my heart and maybe have someone in here take something good from it all. The issue I was talking about in the post you replied to was that I keep focusing on thoughts I think may come from God, like oh maybe I should fast from this one thing today or oh maybe I should stop for adoration on my way home or oh maybe I should do this specific little thing maybe that's what God wants for some reason? Which are sometimes good sometimes confusing but most of the time totally unimportant. By focusing on them too much, thinking that maybe that's what it's about, I forget about important things I should help other people with - for example I forget my mom needs help in the house or that she would need me to come home earlier for something despite me having fun, or that me not caring about my sleep schedule makes me worse at work (which is all about helping kids). So the words of other people are in this case the real voice of God, not my feelings that "oh maybe it's something He would want". And I know it by their fruits which is how we should discern those things.

As for the voices, they are neither of tulpas nor a psychiatric issue, nor something I am entirely non-critical about. It's just how I experience my spiritual life and how God chooses to sometimes (!) communicate with me. From talking to other people, many share this experience and don't view it as something as spectacular and out of the ordinary as being a chosen prophet of the Lord. I don't either. Very rarely am I 100% sure it's Him speaking, and I try to consult the authority of the Church either by reading about it or talking to my spiritual counselor because I know how dangerous it is to only trust yourself. Anything that doesn't match Christ's message I disregard. Sometimes I receive signs, just to the extent I feel everyone does, like unexpectedly getting an answer to my question I was praying about or something outside of my mind and heart that nudges me in the right direction.

I can't fully understand your experience (and I know you won't be able to fully understand mine, it's just how people are) but thank you for sharing it. I'm sorry for the death you were talking about. I'll pray for you both. You're right the wolf is as important as a sheepdog and, might i add, as a helpless puppy we all have in ourselves, too. God loves every part of us and He wants every part to work in His glory. I love my frustration and my fighting spirit and my big emotions and my overactivity and my childish beliefs and all other aspects of myself even though I'm not able to always accept them. Cause I know God loves them, too, and everything, and I mean everything we have from Him is because He loves us and wants us to be happy. Obedience and meekness isn't about being perfectly shut up. It's about being the entirety of ourselves, teeth and claws and growls and all, but that those teeth and claws and growls are God's and no one and nothing else's. If I'm a Daughter of Thunder, let me roar for my Lord.

I love you, too. I'll try to do my best. I'm not going to rely on myself alone because I'm never alone. Everyone knows God in their own way, a way that He chooses to be known so that He may love each one of us to the fullest. At the same time, we're all in this together and we all have common ground because there is one God who is true and never changes. It's possible to be wrong about God. It's possible for the devil to imitate what we know God's voice as - but not to imitate His message. It's possible to do the opposite of what God wants while thinking we were listening to Him. That's why we need to be obedient. To be His slave is the only way to live as a free man. For His slaves are not slaves, but friends.

MARIAN CONSECRATION LET'S GOOOOOO!!! 🌹🌹🌹

It's that time of the year again, the time for the 33-day retreat to begin! It's my third consecration, the previous two were both awesome, highly recommend. This year I decided to post my reflections here (so you can expect all other posts to be put on hold).

The idea is to totally consecrate yourself to Jesus through Mary. The term often used is "to become a slave" which sounds very yikes but is in fact dope and I can and will argue it at some point

[silkhy-john]

HEADCANON:

A smaller one this time, cause bebby needs sleep guys (I'll probably just play Radical Red instead of sleeping though lolllllll)

Anyway, I HC that Nico does a lot of quests, way more than the number any of the seven have done.

A good number are normally requests from his father, Demeter, and Persephone, stuff like helping the cthonic gods, or helping Triptolemus and his pursuits (Trip and Nico got past the corn thing. They binge Carmen San Diego after work and discuss stuff), or looking for a rare-ass flower to add to the underworld garden with all relevant sources as very dangerous creatures.

Some are from Chiron, I wrote a piece about one of those, you can ask for the link of you're interested. He doesn't really like the Chiron ones, because it's usually a quest that's too complex for even the seasoned camper's kit, or is an odd quest that relies on the aspects of his powers that Nico isn't completely comfortable with.

The last category is quests that Nico takes up out of the goodness of his own heart (which he insists to anyone who so much as suggests that said goodness exists is "cold and dead").

Nico has made himself a reputation as a helpful individual, and many minor gods reach out to him, basically. It's gotten to the point that the combination of the Persephone/Hades quests + his general reputation as helpful has made him actively interact with MANY other pantheons. He and Walt are good friends, and he helps Anubis get a grasp on powers over death and the limits of the human body.

Whenever he helps the minor gods, they impart blessings on him without his knowledge (boons for my Hades fans out there. Yes, I think Zag and Nico are very similar. Yes, I think they'd be very good friends. Hades (from Hades) would probably tell Zagreus to be "more like that Pluto-Boy" (yes, Hades knows Nico is a son of Hades, but he says Pluto for the distinction)).

The blessings definitely boost Nico's status from most powerful demigod to something closer to a minor god who can die. Zeus isn't comfortable with this. This is sorta like the plot to The Second Life on ao3. Go read that, real good jasercico with Apollico on the side.

Jason uses Nico's acquaintance with minor gods to get help knowing who to build shrines to.

The reason Chiron sends Nico on the most dangerous quests alone (at Nico's request). Nico catches on to how strange it is that he's the only exception the biggest camp rule: absolutely no questing alone. Confronting Chiron about it finally makes him aware of the many blessings he's been given. He becomes more powerful for it, being able to incorporate small aspects of other gods powers to his own. Zeus doesn't like it.

Cupid definitely asks Nico to be his champion. Nico declines.

He also does quests in record time and is a better "quest library/advisor" than Annabeth, simply for the fact that he has more experience than her or anyone else and has interacted with more of the mythos than anyone else. Athena considered offering him a mantle as one of her champions... but she decided not to ask.

And uhhhh.... yeah. That's it for the actual HC. Shitpost time.

Perspehone: Nico, could you get me something?

Nico: what?

Persephone: Lively daylight, the sister-flower to deadly nightshade

Nico: lemme guess, I'll have to go to Eos for this *groans*

Eos: don't start complaining yet, there's sphinges involved

(Sphinges is the plural of sphinx)

(Demeter, Hades, and Persephone are discussing Nico like a good and healthy parental unit. This is definitely not gossip or gloating).

Hades [proudly]: Nico has been looking really healthy lately. I believe all the travelling's helping.

Demeter [conspirationally]: the farm has helped him put on weight and muscle. You should see the way the Ares boys eye him up and the fantasies the Aphrodite and Hermes kids cook up when they get together. And for what? The boy doesn't look in mirrors

Persephone [feeling a bit left out]: he can make a mean cup of tea

Hades and Demeter [simultaneously]: *exchange look* *twin doting faces at persephone*

Iris: I just need someone who won't get trapped and turned into a guinea pig to deliver these for me... you've cross-dressed before, right?

Nico: once. It was literally just once because I was helping Butch–

Iris: yes, yes, so about the cupcakes...

(Butch was fitting skirts for purposes unknown to the shitposter. Something something Jake Mason something something I ship it).

Chiron: I hope this email finds you we–

Nico: I don't like it when the first thing people do is lie to me :/

Chiron [embarrassed]: *clears throat* it's leukrokottai and a single succubus

Nico: cool *face-plants into nearest shadow*

Sadie [puts down burger]: and the goddess in my mind was extremely manipulative and her plans almost fell apart

Isis: *indignant spluttering*

Nico [sipping choccy milk]: yep. Sounds a lot like a certain goat skin gal I know, except she prefers cows to birds

Hera: boy, I will smack you into next century

Hades, Demeter, Persephone [in sync]: *glare meaningfully*

Hera [teeth gritted]: and by that I'll ask Hebe if she can get you to see the next 100 years without being trample by cows

Cupid: so yeah, could you be my champion?

Nico: we've moved the incident, but not that far past it. No.

Hades: *smug*

Athena: I was gonna ask, but I like to avoid embarrassment and the answer no.

And that's it. I wasn't planning to do the shitpost part since I actually want to write something for this idea? So yeah, deuces.

These tags are wild, wild, wild. I didn't need to tag like that LOLLLL. Anyway.

[seelestia]

that's what i get for always spending time with him i guess lmao and yes ofc you're v v welcome to invade my inbox anytime you so wish <3

the two hu taos running around is sure to turn anyone's hair grey lol i can't for the life of me imagine the shenanigans you're both up to when put together /j

ah the social status gap ;;;; THAT'S 3 TROPES IN ONE HLDJSFLKSJDL OH MY LORD i can already taste the bitter angst at the tip of my tongue....

I THINK SO lol black + blue palette on ayato... and with all the signature fatui accessories... gosh. i really can't. any artists seeing this, if you ever want to draw it please tag me 🙏🏻 yeah no the moment he starts liking your presence you're locked in for life sis i am so sorry- /j

that's so fast sldkjfsldf i'm still on part 2 atm and i probably won't continue anytime soon cause of vacation plans sobsob

the rng gods blessed you with that one lollll nahh i am hopeless at building characters i tell you. i have no idea what i'm doing 80% of the time 🤣 i'm just here for the lore and music/voice and zhongli ✨

literally us:

"a child holding a bomb is two terrible signs manifested into one." i am dead, deceased, wheezing, tearing up with laughter-

oh al haitham is coming home whether he wants it or not 😈 i think i might skip 3.1 banners entirely in favor of saving up... the remelting tablet has got me hooked on ayato's playstyle so i'm eyeing for when he reruns too. probably not gonna be soon but still... also i want scara when he comes out solely bc his jp va lmao (and on that note, maybe childe hmmm)

definitely, more chars >>>>>>> constellations!!! yeah that's actually a good thinking hahah being on guaranteed is fun but also stressful sometimes.... my brother is at 60 pity rn and he actually wanted dori but he doesn't dare to pull bc he doesn't like ganyu or kokomi's playstyle lol rip

oooo strawberry and passionfruit tea, those sounds gooooood <3

i imagine zhongli very much approves of our tea addiction lol

atp, you should put copying zhongli's speech to a tee as your hidden talent 😭 i guess, this is what happens when you write for him sm, huh?? + all that listening to his voicelines, uh-huhhh 👀 i cannot blame you for that will also be me when i get ayato 🚶 (the day i start using, "ah, yes. naturally." like him is the day you'd know i've gone off of the deep end /j)

i may make your hair grey, but you will love me either way, right??? *innocently bats eyelashes* (/lh) hu tao and lia in one room would fr be the most effective aging process because i'd honestly laugh at her jokes and then add on to them 😭 also, i vividly recall that one time when zhongli did his osmanthus wine idle and i just absentmindedly responded, "i think your friends are six feet under tho". THE SILENCE AFTERWARDS WAS SO LOUD. idk how i can be both chaotic and chill at the same time (is this where my venti side comes out /j)

a love triangle with ayato and thoma is such a concept 🙏 but with a more realistic twist to it and with that, comes the harsh realization that reality brings. after all, a fairytale-like love is pleasant to indulge in; an escape, an almost surreal-like lantern of hope but you can't keep your head buried in books forever, can you? reality where capitalism reigns (/j) will always call, whether you wish to turn a blind eye to it or not. MMM, REALITY, THE ENEMY OF DAYDREAMERS *hiss* 🤺 (/lh)

fatui!ayato, what an enigma (don't lock me up, please. at least, let rin jie visit me because she'll help bail me out /j) 👀 yeahhh, you can't escape him if he's locked onto you <//3 which makes me think about how he'd be as your ex... i feel like ayato would be that smiling yet salty on the inside + passive aggressive ex. LOLLL he would 100% sneakily trip your new partner in public and extend an oh-so gracious and concerned helping hand to them (wowww, talk about sneaky).

rin jie, the only thing keeping me going with the quests is the aranara's <//3 i just divided the quests neatly, so i followed the process of completing at least one or two quests per day — THIS WAS EXACTLY HOW I DID MY STUDYING AND I GOT WAR FLASHBACKS FROM MY LAST EXAMS 😭 i love it when i apply my studying technique to long genshin quests, hehehe 🥸🏃 (/s)

who cares about meta because even at ar 50+, we're just cruising thru 🏂 does your brother beg to differ with his op builds??? we shall abandon him. (/j) i still remember when you told me he started building diluc after the new skin was released LOLLL and speaking of !! have you read up on enkanomiya's lore yet??? because remember my boy, caelin?? i think i might post his profile soon 👀 but absolutely dw if you haven't, the lore related to enkanomiya is only in the trivia section at the very end~

YEAHHHH, the way we are saving for both al-haitham and ayato 🤝 no because i was so happy when i saw ayato in the fayz trials + remelting tablet event 😭 the way he does his normal attacks, hello??? it was enjoyable being an ayato main even for a few minutes, i'm getting a taste of my future <//3 but let's wish scara and al-haitham won't be on the same banner because that shall be your true test + you're softening up to childe, it aeems??? 👀

[everyhowlmarksthedead]

❛ MY OTHER HALF ❜

✨ REQUEST: nose si voy tarde però bueno, espero que no. i would like to request (obviously if that is okay for you) a headcanon with angel x reader of the day of their wedding, like súper súper fluffy.

✨ MADE BY: @artofvamps

WORDS: about 2k.

❚❙ A/N: this writing hasn’t been edited, you may find some grammar mistakes, I’m sorry about that. If you find a description about body or a word out of place, or something that it makes you feel uncomfortable / unrepresented, let me know by a private message and I will change it delighted ❤

❚❙ Especial thanks to my lovely @angelreyesgirl for helping me with this wonderful masterpiece 🖤✨

❚❙ GIF credits: to the amazing @angels-reyes.

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Never in your life you could think about having a most perfect wedding, Angel didn't care about it too much, being enough for him to see you happy.

The most magical place you have ever been. Especially when the sun is almost falling, around five pm.

From the window of his room, you can see the backyard perfectly decorated by Creeper and Riz. They didn't lie when they told you that would be amazing.

White and red roses everywhere, forming vines wrapping the wooden beams of the altar. Over the guests' chairs, there are six fairy lights, giving some more intimacy when the night has come; and a red carpet in the hallway, over the grass.

All your friends are there, mixed with the Mayans, waiting for you.

Your hands are trembling, alone in Taza's room, while you hear some voices and laughs outside. You can't help but take another look of yourself in the mirror.

The white dress fits your body perfectly, falling from your chest to the floor.

The girl at the shop called it ‘a-line wedding dress’. You don't care about the name, but about the fact that you look like the most beautiful girl. Your hair is tied on top of your head, behind a delicate silver tiara and small red crystals in it. Soft make-up, that Bishop's Old Lady did for you, just like your future husband likes.

Felipe is run of words when he comes to the room, but you can see what he thinks in his eyes, about to cry.

You know that he would like that Marisol could see you marrying her son. She would love to see the man Angel turned himself into since he met you three years ago.

“Hey, I’m Angel Reyes, and you know what? You’ll be my wife one day”.

He wasn’t wrong.

But he’s not going to lie. He has been the whole night having nightmares about you running away from him; about you deciding that you didn’t want a life with him.

Ezekiel and Coco have been awake too, comforting him whenever the doubts hit his mind.

Holding Felipe’s arm, he guides you downstairs to the outside, feeling your legs shaking and your heart about to explode. You have doubts too. You’re scared of him taking a step back at the last moment.

Although every bad feeling disappears from the two of you, as soon as you lay eyes with each other.

Angel is about to cry. So are you.

For you, for him, there's no one else around your orbit. Just the two of you. Him waiting at the wedding altar, watching you walk over the red carpet perfectly placed on the ground.

And, damn. You thought that Angel couldn't look better, until you have seen him wearing that suit.

A black suit, covering the immaculate white shirt under a silver waistcoat with mayan symbols tissues in it. His hair is perfectly brushed to the back of his head and his beard is giving you desires of kissing it.

Seriously, it should be illegal to look this good.

But the detail that steals all your attention is the fact that he isn't wearing his characteristics rings. That big silver cross in his right pinkie and a signet ring with the Virgin of Guadalupe in his ring finger.

Felipe kisses your cheek, to intertwine his son's hand with yours.

You can't help but use your free hand to clean the tears falling down his cheeks, making Angel chuckles softly. You are always taking care of him with the most minimal details, showing him how much you love him, before leaning forward to kiss the tip of his nose.

“You changed me. You changed my life. You came with that smile, illuminating all the darkness around me. You've accepted me, advised me, shown me the road to happiness, put me first. You've never, ever, judged me. You've healed me, you've healed my wounds, my soul, my heart. You gave me the opportunity I always thought I would never have… You, mi reina, have loved me unconditionally without asking for anything back. I don't have enough words to express how I feel every morning when I wake up with you under my arms, when I kiss you, when I see you dancing in our kitchen, when you… look me with these beautiful eyes as if I was the fucking Big Bang happening in front of you”. Bringing your hands to his mouth, Angel kisses every knuckle of them. “I can't imagine a single day without you, without hearing your laugh, without reading your texts desiring me a good day when you wake up and I'm already gone. I don't wanna live a single day without hearing you singing in the shower, without riding my bike with you behind my back, without you smacking my ass and screaming ‘daaaamn, this is all mine’! You make me happy like no one could do. You make me feel important like no one could do. And I promise you, fuck… I swear it to God, that I'm gonna give you all of me. Every second of every minute, of every hour of every day till the end of my time. I don't want to live without you”.

Now, it's Angel who has to clean your tears, causing some laughs between the guests. And he can't help but wrap you with his arms in a tight, tight hug. The warmest and dearly hug he has ever given you.

“I didn't know what love was until I met you. I didn't know which was the meaning of life until I met you. Mi rey. My other half. It was you, and only you, since I saw you the first time sitting on your bike, smoking and with that face of grumpy idiot”. The guests laugh again, because they all know that pose. “And then you standed up and started to walk, and I thought ‘what the hell is wrong with his leg’”. More laughs. The loudest comes from your future husband. “But I would never change you for anyone else. We've been through bad days and good days. Shitty nights and funny nights. I would never change my life with you for anything else. No one has ever made me happy as you do every moment of my existence. You're the most awesome, incredible, loyal and lovely man I have ever met. You fight for me, you take care of me, you protect me. You make me smile whenever I feel insufficient, whenever I feel sad, whenever I feel that I don't belong anywhere. My home, my life, my happiness is wherever you are, Angel Reyes”.

Then, Taza as the priest looks at the two of you, before guiding his dark eyes towards you. “Would you want to take Angel Ignacio Reyes in hol—”. He can't finish, being interrupted by the man in question clicking his tongue. “Of fucking course she wants”. Gently grabbing your chin with a hand and placing the other on the back of your head, Angel kisses you by pecking your lips, making you laugh.

But Leti breaks the moment, coughing exaggeratedly. You asked her to be the flower girl and she has been practicing the last month, to don’t mess up her task. The most important one, actually.

For the next two hours, you can’t stop looking at your hand tangled with Angel’s, and the two fresh golden rings in your fingers. To other people they could be just two pieces of jewelry, but for you it’s the purest way to show him your love, your support, and your unconditional trust in him.

And for the next two hours, Angel can’t stop kissing your face all around. Going down with furtive kisses on your neck, your shoulder, your knuckles; not being able to take off from you his other arm around your waist, tightly closed to push you next to him.

Coco and Gilly are in charge of the speech, knowing that it’s going to be more funny than you thought, when they get up from their chairs drunk as fuck after too many shots of tequila. “Yo, mami… you really got the golden dick”. “Man!” Gilly punches him on the shoulder, making him strumble with his own feet and having to grab the other’s jacket to not fall. “I’m speaking the truth! Who was gonna think that he would get the girl to this point, ah?” “Not me”. “Me neither”. “You jealous, ah, motherfuckers?” Angel tosses them a napkin, causing the laugh of everyone around you. “Seriously, girl… How you do it to st—”.

“Enough?” Leti whispers to EZ, sitting by her side. The younger Reyes nods in silence, getting up, making Creeper and Riz a sign to take them off from the center of the yard; between curses in spanish and in some kind of invented language because of the alcohol.

“Hey, brother, I just want to tell you that by far this is the happiest moment of my life. You don’t deserve anything but all the love and the affection, and we all know that only her can give it to you”. You’re starting to think that EZ’s purpose is making Angel cry, because his eyes are being filled up with a bunch of tears now. “Our lives haven’t been easy, you know that… And you have put all the weight on your shoulders since ever, but I’m proud of you. Of who you are. Of calling you my brother. Mi sangre. I don’t desire you anything but happiness, Angel”.

“Yeah, and God bless your patience, sister”. Leti can’t help but add that remark, trying to not laugh when she finds you nodding energetically, before kissing your husband’s tears running down his cheek.

The big toast echoes all around the ranch, in the meantime that the prospects from Yuma and Stockton bring the cake. One of them. That’s the main, a three-story cake of black and white chocolate with your names drawn in red. Canche’s wife has made it for you. She’s an amazing pastry.

And you thought that Angel wouldn’t do it. HE PROMISED YOU ONE HUNDRED TIMES.

But that piece of shit were lying,

Stamping a piece of cake on your face, your husband quickly grabs your wrists to avoid you punch him, or do the same to him. As you sob between chuckles, keeping your eyes closed, Angel licks your lips with the tip of his tongue. “Mi dulce, mi favorito”.

“You promised me…”

“Ah, ah… I promised that I wouldn’t smash YOUR face IN the cake. And I didn't”.

After cleaning yourself and changing the heavy dress for another one that fits your silhouette to the perfection, you are ready to give your husband the last surprise of your wedding.

“Are you takin' me to a dark corner?” “Stop asking, Angel… You'll see”.

At the front yard, a baseball bat and a ball awaits. “What's that, baby?”

“Sh… I throw you the ball, and you hit it, okay?”

So there you are, watching Angel in position as in his old times, when he used to play in highschool.

You throw it.

He hits it.

And in just one second, the distance between you gets caught up by a pink powder, almost staining your clothes.

Angel is in shock. The bat falls from his hand. Eyes widened. Parted lips. His skin bristled, as his cheeks got wet again because of the tears.

“Felicidades, papi”.

He can't stop crying, embracing you with all his strength to his chest. Your husband can't believe anything that is happening today. All he has ever wanted is happening in a sight.

“The day we met, you told me that one day I would be your wife. And I told you that you looked like the father of my future children”.

[surrealsunday]

1/5 Oh my God, I finally got to sit down and read the first chapter and- wow, I’m absolutely in LOVE. I mean, I saw it coming, my favourite trope and my favourite author, it was kind of inevitable😌 I was like 3 minutes in when I realized “Oh fuck, shit’s gonna hurt.” What are you doing to me?? Making me wish Lucas actually goes and hooks up with somebody who’s not Eliott??? Making me not hate the idea of Lucas with Chris (bless you for choosing the most attractive OG character)???

2/5 But at the same time not wanting it at all because clearly there’s more to Eliott that Lucas doesn’t see? One second I’m mad at Eliott for how possessive he is but at the same time I absolutely get it because it’s Lucas. We all wanna protect Lucas. And who would want to share him, right? Ughhh. What am I supposed to do with all these mixed feelings??

3/5 Also not me hoping they would at least like cuddle from time to time... And then Eliott goes and attacks Lucas’ neck like that, right in the first chapter too??? My reaction was literally this: https://c.tenor.com/ex3E3z-r4WUAAAAC/take-a-look-say-what.gif I was SHOOK. Just bro things. Literally, according to Eliott. “Fuck off Eliott” was literally what I said after reading the brothers line, it’s like Lucas and I became one😂

4/5 I’m scared of the other chapters because if the first one was like this, the next ones are probably gonna hurt like a bitch. And yet here I am asking you to go ahead and wreck me because I can’t wait to read more. I’m very curious what the kiss they shared was about that Lucas believes Eliott barely remembers it. (I bet Eliott’s secretly cherishing said memory, ‘cause really, how could he forget kissing Lucas.) And I’m also curious about the time period in which it happened.

5/5 Gotta add that the childhood scenes are adorable, I loved the parallel of Eliott seeing Lucas first while Lucas wasn’t aware. And overall I couldn’t help but smile and laugh (the humour is brilliant) through the entire thing so yet again thank you😌 This feels way too long for a tumblr ask, I should probably comment on AO3 instead but I just wanted to let you know that I’m in love and that Punzel Elu already live in my head rent free😌

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Ahhhhh no apologies for long asks. I love!!! It's so great to hear your thoughts.

I am adfakjsdfkajs over everyone's first reaction being 'oh no, it's gonna hurt'. Lollll. I mean... you're not wrong. But I think there is a fair bit of fun, sweetness, and heat in there for all of you too.

And yes, I have some fun with Chris in this one hehe. I mean... he's an all-time babe and also an unapologetic hoe so... how can I not love him and give him his due? Plus... a hot babe like him appreciating Lucas? Much fun to be had there.

You'll get cuddly best friends too. These two don't have a whole lot of boundaries which leads to both sweet things (cuddles) and less appropriate things (hickies... ELIOTT).

I had sooooo much fun with the flashback scenes. They weren't supposed to become a parallel story but then they took on a life of their own and I had no control. I think you guys will enjoy though. I really love the ones you get in chapter 2.

Thank you again for this comment. I hope you continue to love the ride!