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(exposing my past self)
ngl I bet my 18 year old self would be saying such things about him back then... like: "I need him in a way that concerns feminism"
(he looks pathetic here. I just know that in another universe, he isn't a politician. Rather he gets influenced by Leopold and pursued engineering instead and becomes a prominent industrial inventor or some shit who spents his entire time making robots and shit and helping Rockley with his machines inside his chocolate factory. And also never feeling the intimate touch of a woman because bro has a negative rizz in another universe and is also an older version of Archie who has L rizz. Imagine being a nerd ass 44 year old virgin 🤣)
pathetic ass man
"Till the neighbors know his name." -my 18 year old self, 2021.
(he's literally this song istg)
I am aware how bad he really is but like back then i be looking at him saying "why is he kinda fine?" Stuff like that and I wanna just pull a Nebet on my younger self because WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT??????
#criminal case#the machiaveliian candidate#don't open it or else#making this blog of mine as a confession too#he can ultraviolence me/j#my past self was like: i like older men#i wanna punch him fuck this guy#what did I even see in him 3 years ago??????#shits unexplainable istg#criminal case mysteries of the past#malcolm rochester#the lana del rey effect was getting through me yall im sorry
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going back to my roots
#dragon age#dragon age inquisition#solas#varric tethras#don't feel like naming anyone else and tbh the main reason i opened this video was for varric/solas banter#but now i'm going back through and listening to other pairings too#dai banter u will always be famous......
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btw i feel like this shouldn't have to be said but the reason that agatha hates rio is because agatha didn't get to say goodbye to nicky. rio couldn't offer her any more time. and, in rio's mind, nicky going peacefully in his sleep (and even telling him to turn around and kiss agatha goodbye!!) is the one grace rio feels she can give agatha. nicky doesn't suffer. he doesn't fight. he just...goes. he goes on a walk with his mother and kisses his mama goodbye. but agatha doesn't get to say goodbye!!! she doesn't get those final moments with him!! she wakes up and he's already gone.
#agatha all along#aaa spoilers#agatha all along spoilers#agatha harkness#idk i keep seeing people say that like. there's no reason for agatha to hate rio bc of how gentle she was collecting nicky and its like#i don't think u are seeing it from agatha's pov.#unfortunately i am team agatha in the divorce. sorry.#also i do genuinely love that they were so messy.#agathario#kind of?#anyway. trust i have my docs open.#again so sorry to everyone who followed me for literally anything else#i also think some of agatha's coven killings for agatha were a way to balance the cosmic scale or whatever.#she kills enough witches and she might have the chance to get nicky back etc etc but im too tired to go into that further
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i refuse to believe that boycotting is hard. my favourite thing in the world is ordering maccies after a late night at work/a concert/getting drunk. yes i do miss it sometimes. but the other night i ordered from a small place near my house instead and it was the most orgasmic burger i've ever had in my life. i very rarely say this but fucking suck it up people are DEAD
#ramble#also only 0.29 delivery instead of 3.99#and chilli cheese bites#i swear to god the best food you'll ever eat while drunk is from the tiny shithole that's open until 4am#if you're refusing to do literally the smallest thing you can do to help then i have questions#it's FOOD. you'll survive#it's not even NECESSARY food#if it was like a chain grocery place and you don't have access to anything else then i would understand#but it's just NOT#make your own coffee for the love of god#when there is NOTHING you can do to stop this fucking tragedy. and let's be honest there isn't a lot normal people can do#and people say to you 'do this insignificant thing just to show that you even CARE'#and you DON'T do that???? what is actually wrong with you#also i've been worried about this since my last post about sbucks but this is Not an attack on the people who WORK at the boycotted places#because it is an absolute privilege to be able to leave your job and immediately find a new one
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“... I don't know, I really don't know. I think all the demons would eventually win out if I had not become an actor. I'm not sure, to be honest.”
#okay so this one was good#i saw him a bit more open? less shy? i don't know#also i just like his self-deprecating jokes#which are so haha for him but everyone else is like bubba are you okay? lmao#anyways fixing this later... maybe#sebastian stan#sebastianstanedit#sebstanedit#fysebastianstan#sstanedit#stansclan#sebastiansource#sebstangifs#gbbb
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there is just something about the difference between edwin's love interests and having the cat king's reaction to edwin in hell being "i'll be waiting when he gets back" vs charles "no version of this where i don't come get you" rowland convincing a powerful trans-dimensional being to open a door to hell just so he could get him back
i am insane
#like YES i know there is obviously so much more history between the boys than edwin and the cat king#and for everyone who's like “well how would the cat king have gotten to hell”#yall charles got LUCKY that the night nurse was there to open a door for him#you can bet your ass that if she hadn't been there he still would've figured out how to get there no matter what it took#but the cat king calling himself a romantic because he'll wait vs charles GOING TO HELL TO GET HIM BACK????#absolutely insane#i cannot handle these two#like i can vibe with the cat king#but charles x edwin for the WIN#obviously the circumstances between the characters are a lot different#but to me that changes absolutely nothing about the fact that charles who only thinks of edwin as a friend would do literally anything#vs the cat king who claims to have fallen for edwin doing literally nothing and just sulking about it#i don't even care if you dont ship charles and edwin#the love they have for each other will forever outweigh anything else#(ps if you ship catwin you simply do not need to interact with this post. you will not change my mind)#(you do not have to interact with posts you don't agree with)#dead boy detectives#dead boy detective agency#charles rowland#edwin payne#the cat king#painland#payneland#dbd netflix
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🌱🍅 umemiya hajime
#i saw him in the opening and immediately fell in love. a fellow tomato lover#i don't need to know anything else about him he's perfect already#this is my first gif set after a ... 11 month break. damn#the quality is so bad T-T but i put too much time into it to scrap it#umemiya hajime#wind breaker#wind breaker edit#usermoonz#userokkottsus#usersophies#userdabiluna#usernikiforova#fyanimegifs#anisource#gif#my edit#edit
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Hey guys remember when the only place to find the Xenoblade 3 artbook was a sketchy hentai website that had the images all separated on individual webpages and doesn't let you download entire thing at once unless you spend their specific made up currency/points that you can only earn by posting hentai ?
well I grabbed all 455 pages one at a time programmatically and then repackaged them into a single PDF and then manually organized it with bookmarks
should I. put this anywhere?
#I wish there was like a pastebin but for PDFs#I don't wanna make an account#xenoblade#aionios moments#xenoblade 3#xc3#xenoblade chronicles 3#future redeemed#does anyone else still care about the artbook?#I still care I had that sketchy website open on a tab for weeks#I will say. that sketchy website sure did have the highest quality scans I have ever seen
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it's sometimes so silly to look in the notes of a polyamory art/post and see people like "is this cheating art....?" when the characters in canon are all extremely close friends. i know it's not malicious because most people think of monogamy as the default and anything outside that Must be cheating, but truly i'm always like. guys. guys Please.
please think about this for like 2 seconds.
under what circumstances do we think this non-canon couple might hold hands directly in front of their canon partners. and under what circumstances do we think the canon partners might be okay with this. do we Truly think this is a secret relationship. do we Truly think these guys would sneak around behind their canon partners' backs when all of them are extremely close friends with a high level of trust and commitment to each other.
would assuming that these extremely close friends have actually communicated with one another Exactly The Same Way They Do In The Canon Source Material perhaps cause less despair.....
#and like. you guys know I LOVE RELATIONSHIP DRAMA. I LOVE EVERYONE BEING STUPID ABOUT THEIR FEELINGS#BUT SOEMTIMES WHEN THE ART IS JUST CUTE AND SWEET. WE CAN SIMPLY ASSUME. THAT IT'S CUTE AND SWEET. PLEASE...#i'm also a little sadder and more flabbergasted by how many shipping discourse lavwin posts are in the tag right now.#and how many posts i keep opening to see shipping discourse in the replies....#please guys i'm begging you. use the 'delete reply' function. It's So Good.#i've been deleting bad faith replies on my posts for YEARS and at this point it's extremely rare for me to get ANY#you simply can't give people wiggle room for bad faith arguing. you just have to not do that.#'i get this but don't like it / i'm confused and don't like this' 'okay? i don't care...?'#cuz when you reply 'aw that's okay! here's my good faith response <3' everyone else is like 'oh i see! someone i can air my grievances upon#you simply Have to say 'actually you're being rude and i don't like it.' and/or delete their response.#It Is That Simple. Please. Love Yourselves
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“I was having an emotion, and I hate that. I’d rather have nice safe emotions about shows on the entertainment media; having them about things real-life humans said and did just led to stupid decisions.” ― Martha Wells, Exit Strategy
Title sequence designs inspired by the real-life shows Martha Wells based Murderbot's favorite shows on.
#the murderbot diaries#murderbot#sanctuary moon#world hoppers#murderbot diaries#hi i spent way too much time putting these together#when i actually just wanted a tiny version of the sanctuary moon one for something else i'm working on#thank you @the-yearning-astronaut for asking for the world hoppers one assdfsjdjsd#i DID have a lot of fun making these#the shows are how to get away with murder (-> sanctuary moon); legends of tomorrow (-> timestream defenders orion)#and stargate atlantis (-> world hoppers)#i watched the first 5 minutes of the first episode of every stargate atlantis season to see which title sequence i liked best#and GOD why don't shows have openings like that anymore??? stargate atlantis looks SO stupid and fun#i might just watch it#(please don't look too closely at them they are a bit messy lol)#𓄿
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#Anyone else particularly partial to Lotus from 1987?#They're t4t#07 Donnie is the token cis/het of this post#I don't have one particular headcannon for any one turtle tbh#I like most of the interpretations - I'm open to most headcannons#tmnt#teenage mutant ninja queers#tmnt 1987#tmnt 2007#tmnt 2003#tmnt 2012#2018 tmnt#rottmnt#none of the “straight” relationships you see in tmnt are straight.#trans headcanon#tumblr memes#a random assortment
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I've had a scenario in mind for a while now about what it would take for Sonic to finally own up to his feelings about Amy. And I think what it would take is...
Shadow.
Well, just plain jealousy and a fear of losing Amy before he even has her. But Shadow would be the best one to instigate it.
First, some headcanons about how they behave romantically:
Amy's maturing and spreading her wings. She's not moving on from Sonic, not really, but it's possible that she's starting to notice other guys. There's some hints in the Twitter takeovers that she may be developing some small interest in Shadow.
Sonic is clearly interested in Amy, and if you pay attention, he has been for a long time. What he's not interested in is marriage- at least, not yet. And Amy is clearly wifey material- she cooks, she takes care of people, she has a caring nature, she's protective, and she's extremely loyal. She's not someone you can use for a one-night stand, you take all of her or you risk shattering her into pieces. She's Sonic's friend, no matter what else he may feel about her, so he avoids any romantic interaction because he doesn't want to hurt his friend.
Meanwhile, Shadow is... not aro-ace, per se, I don't know what you'd call him. He can see that Amy is attractive, but so is Rouge, and Shadow has no interest in Rouge. He just isn't interested in the physical side of romance.
What I think it would take to get Shadow's attention is something deeper, an emotional or spiritual connection.
So here's the Sonamy/Shadamy love triangle scenario that I came up with:
As Amy ages, she feels her desire for male companionship growing stronger. Sonic takes little notice of it, but it doesn't escape Shadow's attention.
Somehow or other, Shadow and Amy end up alone together, probably on a mission or something. I haven't figured out the exact circumstances, but they're together for quite a while. Amy loves to talk to people and get to know them, and Shadow has a soft spot for her, so she's able to get him to talk to her about things that he's probably never told anyone before. And he knows she won't tell anyone about them, either, so he feels safe telling her.
At some point, Shadow realizes, she's done it. She's broken through his barriers, and at the same time, she's calmed the storm of emotions that he's had swirling inside him for 50-odd years. He hasn't felt such peace since... no, not even then. This is something else. He's never felt this way before, and he doesn't have the words to describe it, but he's fallen head over heels for her.
This is why he never lets his guard down, even around the people he trusts most. Because if he lets them in, even a little bit, he might let them in too far. ("Can you see all of me, walk into my mystery, step inside and hold on for dear life.")
He loses control of himself and kisses Amy.
And when he lets go, he instantly hates himself, he starts throwing his barriers back up, because... she's crying. She's crying because she liked it, and she wants more of it, but she's still so desperately in love with Sonic, and she's starting to think she'll never get it from him, so she'll accept affection from just about any man, and it's not like Shadow's unattractive, and, and, and...
So Shadow's raw and open and hurting, he knew before he said or did anything that he was going down a dangerous path, but talking to Amy felt so good he didn't want to stop. And he wants to erase what just happened like it never did. But now he has to be the one to comfort Amy, because this was his fault, Amy was just being the kind and compassionate person she always was and Shadow was an idiot for letting it get to him and making more of it than what it was and losing control. So he has to keep his barriers down for just a moment longer, just long enough to hold Amy and tell her it's not her fault, until her tears finally stop.
It leaves Shadow burning with rage, and as soon as he can, he forcefully confronts Sonic (I imagine Shadow slamming Sonic against a wall or a tree and shouting in his face 😝) and basically tells him, "Amy needs attention from a man, she wants that man to be you, but if you can't grow up and do what it takes, then I'll be more than glad to take your place."
Which scares Sonic good and proper. It's bad enough to think that he could lose Amy, anyway, but to lose her to that faker??? And it finally makes him go to Amy and (very, very awkwardly) ask her to be his girlfriend. And... I'll let y'all imagine the rest.
As for Shadow... he, quite understandably, becomes somewhat aloof towards both Sonic and Amy for a long time after that.
But Shadow's immortal, right? And there's other Amy's in the world. He doesn't have to be alone forever.
Oh, and as for why Shadow would confront Sonic instead of just taking Amy for himself: because he respects both Amy and, especially, himself far too much to do that. He knows good and well she will never be able to fully commit to anyone else as long as Sonic is still an option. If Shadow was to start dating her, she'd go along with it, but it would become a power play between him and Sonic to try to "win" Amy's affections. Shadow has no issues with fighting Sonic over just about anything, but when it comes to his own feelings, he won't stoop that low, and he's not about to hurt himself by playing such a game. I also don't think he would view Amy as "a prize to be won."
#my headcanon#romantic headcanons#sonamy#shadamy#sonic the hedgehog#amy rose#shadow the hedgehog#bittersweet#unhappy ending#sorry if y'all hate me for doing this to shadow#but it felt true to his character#people will probably disagree with just about everything and idc#if he ever fell in love it would be on a deep emotional level#and i think he would have difficulty controlling himself#sonic's completely out of touch with his feelings but shadow is not#shadow just can't pin down his emotions because so many of them are terrible and painful#at least this is what i think anyway#and to clarify: neither sonic nor amy would do this to shadow on purpose#it just kinda happened#in truth i don't think shadow ever would allow himself to open up like that in the first place#but i don't think he'll be alone forever#he just has to find the right person#someone who is selflessly caring and compassionate... but also unattached to anyone else#i may have projected some of my own personal fantasies into this as well XP#i never liked the idea of men fighting over me like a trophy#but the idea of someone respecting me enough to be willing to let go of me for my sake...#now THAT is a turn-on#and hopefully if i ever found someone like that...#i would be smart enough to hold onto him instead of running away
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Warich holding Klao back in the fight for reasons
#perfect 10 liners#perfect10 liners#P10Ledit#P10L#aouboom#aou thanaboon#boom tharatorn#klaowarich#thai bls#thai bl#these maybe don't look great and give me motion sickness but my patience ran out and i have other things to do#hopefully they don't make anyone else feel nauseous!!#also when i open my gifs elsewhere they look slower than they do on here???#i'm still too new at this and it's embarrassing lol#cw motion sickness#juuuuuust in case!!#*#p10l*#gif*
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so sad. so cold
#there was this lone screenshot in my gallery#i don't know where it came from#WHERE IS YOUR SOURCE#WHAT DID PAST ME WANT FROM FUTURE ME???#this picture jus...t... sitting between my multiple nuca screenshots and various other screenies#WHAT DO YOU MEAN#i guess you wanted a drawover#what else could you have intended.. .#yaku being the coldest shakiest greyhound. or borzoi#just a really long boye with big pathetic eyes#give him a baby pumpkin (garu stuffed toy) and he WILL develop emotional codependence#i want an eiden trash bag dispenser#like. those lil capsules you attach to the leash. i grab the tiny trash bags directly from his happy open mouth#he is SO useful!!!!!! and he looks happy to help#nu carnival yakumo#yakugaru#?
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got captured again 🙄🙄 these guys r lame fr
#can't believe roxy is homophobic omg#THAT'S A JOKE THAT'S A#nothing but love and respect for my girlie!!#should really draw her more#her and everyone else whoops#every black circle mission's just a double date haha that's craaazzyyy#WHO SAID THAT#explodes#nab draws!!#winx club#winx fanart#winx season 4#winx roxy#winx villains#wizards of the black circle#winx ogron#winx gantlos#winx anagan#winx duman#gantlogron#dumanagan#who gave her the juice box you might be wondering#it wasn't duman.#don't take any food or drinks duman hands you.#ever.#open or unopened.#public safety announcement!!#not this being the first time i draw all four wizards together btw-#i HATE it here wow
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Inspired by (aka idea stolen from) my babyyyyy @lektricfergus . Pie charts of some ao3 character stats in the "additional tags" menus. Cam and Pal's are filtered to exclude griddlehark fics because I felt they were being skewed </3 Click thru them all for full size
(Harrow and Gideon art is official of course. Ianthe and Corona from a picrew by Crowesn. Cam art by me. Pal from a picrew by RenWhit. Nona from a picrew by hellosunnycore. John from a picrew by Potato-Lord. Pyrrha and Alecto from a picrew by elenaillustrate)
#yes i make tlt picrews like u have No idea#open mick night#the locked tomb#tlt#tltposting#tlt fandom#fandom stats#harrowhark nonagesimus#gideon nav#ianthe tridentarius#coronabeth tridentarius#camilla hect#palamedes sextus#nona tlt#pyrrha dve#john gaius#alecto tlt#incest mention#i don't thiiiink there's anything else in here? lmk tho#ao3 stats
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